thnx in advance bro
― Assault! Assault! (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 16 September 2008 13:23 (seventeen years ago)
at an eckies shop, obviously. don't be such a retard.
― it's not anti-semitism if they are out to get you (Roberto Spiralli), Tuesday, 16 September 2008 13:35 (seventeen years ago)
bro i gotta know
goin clubbin with a hott chix ya know bro
― Assault! Assault! (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 16 September 2008 13:56 (seventeen years ago)
mate i need some disco biscuits
its cool bro i'm a rugby league player
― In a Soviet Big Country, Bagpipes Sound Like Guitars! (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 18 September 2008 11:19 (seventeen years ago)
mate i just sexually assaulted a 17 year old girl
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 10:49 (sixteen years ago)
check your voicemail
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 13 March 2009 19:18 (sixteen years ago)
mate i just did a shit in a hotel corridor
― challop matters (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 25 July 2009 14:13 (sixteen years ago)
TOPICAL
― euskaltel husker du (haitch), Monday, 27 July 2009 05:12 (sixteen years ago)
mate i just beat up me missus
― King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Monday, 10 August 2009 10:13 (sixteen years ago)
mate i just got busted supplying drugs
― no mate bruce springsteen is the american jimmy barnes (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 01:12 (fifteen years ago)
how far the code has come in 12 months, from looking for eckies to selling them
― mississippi butt hurt (haitch), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 12:23 (fifteen years ago)
gotta make money some way bro
nobody is turning up for the games
― no mate bruce springsteen is the american jimmy barnes (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 12:26 (fifteen years ago)
mate i just set some bloke's balls on fire
― striker, currently playing for Italian Serie A club Milan (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 7 January 2010 10:37 (fifteen years ago)
mate i just brought back the main event and installed larry emdur as host
― Reverse Cowgirl (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 7 January 2010 10:40 (fifteen years ago)
not rugby league mate but its cool bro i thought she was sixteen
― more like Goldblapp (King Boy Pato), Monday, 25 January 2010 06:50 (fifteen years ago)
its cool bro i got a new job
― iPaddington Bear (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 30 January 2010 01:06 (fifteen years ago)
its cool bro i got brocaine and two flags
― unicorn tear da club up (haitch), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 02:38 (fifteen years ago)
no messin about down at the cattery
― unicorn tear da club up (haitch), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 02:39 (fifteen years ago)
its cool bro i got spellcheck
― Hangin' with Tommy Cooper (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 06:36 (fifteen years ago)
^^LOL
― Australia, the world's suburb (SeekAltRoute), Thursday, 18 February 2010 06:03 (fifteen years ago)
(Bro)
its cool bro i'm a tradie
― Goulburn Years (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 22:14 (fifteen years ago)
its cool bro...i didn't touch her bro, i live here bro
― Goulburn Years (King Boy Pato), Monday, 22 March 2010 07:15 (fifteen years ago)
on the one hand, the dad sounds like a lying sack of shit. on the other hand, the footballer looks like a shifty kiddy-fiddling rapist. glad I'm not on the jury!
― one of the jones boys (sic), Monday, 22 March 2010 08:17 (fifteen years ago)
That's just the way rugby players (and unfortunately, increasingly AFL players) look.
― the fantastic flaw (S-), Monday, 22 March 2010 08:41 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/rugby-league/league-news/langer-charged-with-drink-driving-20100329-r6wh.html
― wilter, Monday, 29 March 2010 04:26 (fifteen years ago)
http://resources3.news.com.au/images/2010/03/29/1225847/169519-alfie-langer-dance.jpg
― wilter, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 02:43 (fifteen years ago)
oh no
― *makeitplop* (haitch), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 02:55 (fifteen years ago)
: )
― wilter, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 03:59 (fifteen years ago)
its cool bro its a sportsman night
― all the pure blonde you could drink (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 04:31 (fifteen years ago)
worst pub ever
― wilter, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 04:41 (fifteen years ago)
Footage taken on a mobile phone camera showed Langer dancing on a bar clad only in his underpants at Brisbane's Normanby Hotel on Sunday night.Normanby manager Mark Lassman said the Broncos great "caught everyone by surprise"."While it was in good humour and non-threatening, once spotted by security Mr Langer was courteously told to desist and put his clothes back on," Mr Lassman said in a statement."He was politely instructed to stop what he was doing, come down from the table and put his clothes back on, which he did immediately."It must be kept in perspective that his actions were meant to be in fun and to be entertaining but it is also inappropriate to be dancing on tables because of safety concerns."Mr Lassman said the hotel did not provide free drinks to Langer that evening.
― estela, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 11:01 (fifteen years ago)
courteously
― wilter, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 11:05 (fifteen years ago)
politely
non-threatening
― wilter, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 11:06 (fifteen years ago)
yes, if anyone who reads this thread hasn't been to australia the above is a fine example of standard australian pub talk, which is renowned for its formality.
― estela, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 11:07 (fifteen years ago)
santa claus, you dear old gentlemanwhere's my jolly bike?
― estela, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 11:08 (fifteen years ago)
it is also inappropriate to be riding on jolly bikes because of safety concerns
― all the pure blonde you could drink (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 11:13 (fifteen years ago)
is that the voice of bitter experience.
― estela, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 11:13 (fifteen years ago)
I crashed my jolly bike into Christies' Creek after school one day!
― all the pure blonde you could drink (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 11:15 (fifteen years ago)
did you go home with a strand of algae hanging off your ear.
― estela, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 11:19 (fifteen years ago)
Alas, it was hanging from the back of my head. Even worse, that rat's tail meant I finally fitted in perfectly with the other young boys in this particular slice of suburbia.
― all the pure blonde you could drink (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 11:22 (fifteen years ago)
^^
― wilter, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 11:23 (fifteen years ago)
did you ever read any of the william brown books? because i re-read 'just william' recently and he was reminding me of you, it was funny, i was thinking you were probably a lot like him at that age. he would have crashed his bike into christies' creek.
― estela, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 11:25 (fifteen years ago)
never a frown with william brown
― all the pure blonde you could drink (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 11:29 (fifteen years ago)
William's aunt gives him sixpence, and he goes to the cinema. On his way home he is obsessed with acting out what he has seen, much to the annoyance of the locals.
yeah, that was pretty much me as a lad
― all the pure blonde you could drink (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 11:30 (fifteen years ago)
<3 i love william brown.
― estela, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 11:35 (fifteen years ago)
― jabba hands, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 06:21 (fifteen years ago)
er, really?
― Brian Keno (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 07:01 (fifteen years ago)
I think you've had enough, son.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 07:17 (fifteen years ago)
stoked for the madness
― jabba hands, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 08:26 (fifteen years ago)
its cool bro we're getting random googlers bro
― Brian Keno (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 10:52 (fifteen years ago)
its cool bro i didn't know how much we were paying 'em
― Fade to Ugly Dave Gray (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 22 April 2010 11:24 (fifteen years ago)
its cool bro i made the payments under the table
― Fade to Ugly Dave Gray (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 22 April 2010 20:19 (fifteen years ago)
its cool bro i just put the money in a paper bag and left it in princes park
― Fade to Ugly Dave Gray (King Boy Pato), Friday, 23 April 2010 04:24 (fifteen years ago)
rip storm
― wilter, Saturday, 24 April 2010 02:30 (fifteen years ago)
its cool bro at least manly doesnt inherit another premiership
― Fade to Ugly Dave Gray (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 24 April 2010 02:44 (fifteen years ago)
mate i just used the phrase "black c---"
― They'll be dancing in the streets of Košice tonight (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 27 June 2010 04:15 (fifteen years ago)
It's okay to call people c***s, but not black.
― A Picture Where Dorian's Gay (S-), Sunday, 27 June 2010 05:45 (fifteen years ago)
Sorry, blame the femmos.
― They'll be dancing in the streets of Košice tonight (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 27 June 2010 06:05 (fifteen years ago)
interesting to note how the herald scum pretended to not be racist for two days while that was going down
― Gary Sizzle (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 27 June 2010 07:06 (fifteen years ago)
its cool bro we did this again
― gr8080 State (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 9 September 2010 23:42 (fifteen years ago)