Agony Aunt Pato

Dear Esty,

My friend is going to the Get This rally in Melbs tomorrow, and is pressuring me to go as well. Should I support a lost cause and suffer the ignominy of being on the telly etc etc, or should I stay home and maintain my pride?

Yours,
A. Almanac

Dear Autumn,

As I believe your employment status is currently the same as one T. Martin, I strongly suggest you go. I know that the knockers and the deadbeats have said it's a dead cause, but I disagree. After all, I remember a little fat kid from Mordialliac that stood up to the thugs in the scallop industry who thought their standover tactics would win again. They didn't.

Besides, there is more pride and glory in wearing a cape than you'd think.

Sincerely,
KBP

Dear King,

You has given me much upon which to think.

Luv
AA

I am going to the Sydney Marsland Tribute Drinks on Friday night...in PARRAMATTA.

Marslando Calrissian was still alive when I started this thread ;_;

I went to the Marsland Drinks and ended up being invited to a Triple J Hottest 100 Party. Huh.

Go, attempt to pull "indie" chick, post photos.

Oh, you've discovered my plans already?