Ask Hulk Hogan, brother!

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Well, you know something brother, the Hulkster was hangin' and bangin' 'round Hollywood, gettin' all the Hulkamaniacs around the world hyped up 'bout Hulk Hogan's Celebrity Brother when he got the call. Brother, the Hulkster got the call from The Cape of Good Hope and that lil' pipsqueak Boy King Pato. This King Boy said, "Hulkster, we need you to inject a kazillon cc's of Hulkamania into the The Cape!" and I said, "I know your puny lil' board is dyin' on the vine much like Rowdy Roddy Piper's career after the Hulkster kicked his puny ass, brother, so I'll tell you what: I'll start a thread and spread the Hulkamania 'round the universe answerin' questions from the Hulkamaniacs that are on The Hope of Good Cape, brother!"

Brother, I only got one question for you and that's WHAT YOU GONNA DO WHEN HULKAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU?? Hulkamaniacs, you gotta have questions because you're gonna get a Hulk-sized answer bigger than Andre The Giant (bless his stink soul, brother) slammed on the mat at WrestleMania III!

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PappaWheelie, brother, I don't know what you think you're doin' postin' pictures of that big stinky fat Iron Sheik. Brother, don't you know that he isn't American and certainly doesn't have the stars and stripes pumpin' through his Hulkerized veins like The Hulkster? Brother, you got to say your prayers, take your vitamins and ask the Hulkster some real questions or I'm gonna drop the big legdrop when HULKAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU!! (Unless you're my ex-wife. I never touched her, brother. Not according to my testimony, dude.)