― some duomas (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 20 December 2008 04:39 (seventeen years ago)
Tru dat.
At work last week I won free tickets to the one-day match at the SCG next month. Good times!
― A bright pair of newcomers called BROS (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 21 December 2008 04:31 (seventeen years ago)
good luck RSA!
― dugong.jpg (jabba hands), Sunday, 21 December 2008 05:57 (seventeen years ago)
NO
― A bright pair of newcomers called BROS (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 21 December 2008 06:03 (seventeen years ago)
This cannot happen.
― A bright pair of newcomers called BROS (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 21 December 2008 06:04 (seventeen years ago)
loooooool
― country matters, Sunday, 21 December 2008 13:54 (seventeen years ago)
Lee out, Hayden out
― country matters, Sunday, 21 December 2008 13:55 (seventeen years ago)
probably not
― :O (wilter), Sunday, 21 December 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)
mebbe blee
― :O (wilter), Sunday, 21 December 2008 23:09 (seventeen years ago)
People who should not be wearing the Baggy Green this Boxing Day:
PONTING (crap)HAYDEN (old)LEE (lavender)CLARKE (annoying)SIDDLE (useless)
― A bright pair of newcomers called BROS (King Boy Pato), Monday, 22 December 2008 07:59 (seventeen years ago)
gonna be a great series for teh neutrals, as they say
― dugong.jpg (jabba hands), Monday, 22 December 2008 08:27 (seventeen years ago)
"PONTING (crap)"
:D
― country matters, Monday, 22 December 2008 10:19 (seventeen years ago)
SIDDLE (useless)
wtf this ugly motherfucker is in the boxing day side >:[
― :O (wilter), Monday, 22 December 2008 22:41 (seventeen years ago)
"PONTING (crap)"true but dont want fucking clarke as captain just yet.
― walter (wilter), Monday, 22 December 2008 23:20 (seventeen years ago)
I want neither Ponting or Der Bingle's Significant Other as captain EVER.
― A bright pair of newcomers called BROS (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 23 December 2008 05:24 (seventeen years ago)
mark n1cholas' rent boy amirite
give MITCHELL the captaincy
― country matters, Tuesday, 23 December 2008 08:57 (seventeen years ago)
Or Kaitch!
― A bright pair of newcomers called BROS (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 23 December 2008 11:47 (seventeen years ago)
i think i h8 johnson.partially to do with the channel 9 shot of him rocking up to at waca in a ridiculous yellow ute.
― walter (wilter), Tuesday, 23 December 2008 22:23 (seventeen years ago)
lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololo
― baby got bahn (country matters), Sunday, 28 December 2008 07:17 (seventeen years ago)
French guys shouldn't be allowed to play for South Africa surely.
― A bright pair of newcomers called BROS (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 28 December 2008 08:04 (seventeen years ago)
great slapstick lols from hussey's missed catch
― dugong.jpg (jabba hands), Sunday, 28 December 2008 08:13 (seventeen years ago)
big story of the day: HUSSEY TEST WICKET is there nothing mr cricket cannot do except field and get out for ducks
― baby got bahn (country matters), Sunday, 28 December 2008 08:17 (seventeen years ago)
hang on i got lost in the negatives there
i meant LOL HE GETS OUT FOR MEGA DUCKS THESE DAYS EH LOL
― baby got bahn (country matters), Sunday, 28 December 2008 08:18 (seventeen years ago)
He should be playing for England!
― A bright pair of newcomers called BROS (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 28 December 2008 08:40 (seventeen years ago)
With an average of 60? We'll take him!
― baby got bahn (country matters), Sunday, 28 December 2008 08:47 (seventeen years ago)
We'll even throw in Brett Lee free of charge.
― A bright pair of newcomers called BROS (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 28 December 2008 09:23 (seventeen years ago)
pass on that one
― baby got bahn (country matters), Sunday, 28 December 2008 09:28 (seventeen years ago)
He's no worse than Sidebottom!
― A bright pair of newcomers called BROS (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 28 December 2008 10:10 (seventeen years ago)
Brett Lee is the new Matthew Hoggard tbh.
― baby got bahn (country matters), Sunday, 28 December 2008 10:18 (seventeen years ago)
And just how many Indian top ten singles has Matt Hoggard got?
― A bright pair of newcomers called BROS (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 28 December 2008 10:25 (seventeen years ago)
He has his own beer, which >>> an Indian top ten single to any sane gent.
― baby got bahn (country matters), Sunday, 28 December 2008 10:29 (seventeen years ago)
I mean Brett Lee also worked at an outfitter's, a profession which harbours the unmistakeable reek of LAVENDER
― baby got bahn (country matters), Sunday, 28 December 2008 10:31 (seventeen years ago)
I doubt Matt Hoggard's beer is going to be THE OFFICIAL BEER OF THE 2011 WORLD CUP.
Anyway, Brett's drink of choice according to the BL Fashion Website: Soda water, or a Corona with Lemon
― A bright pair of newcomers called BROS (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 28 December 2008 10:45 (seventeen years ago)
think i'll put some $$s on the poms to win the Ashes now u__________________________u
― walter (wilter), Sunday, 28 December 2008 22:24 (seventeen years ago)
SPENT 7.5 HOURS AT WORK DEALING WITH SOUTH AFRICAN AND INDIAN WORKMATES DISSIN' A BRO AND PONTING CAN ONLY GET 99? GET FUCKED FUCK OFF
― A bright pair of newcomers called BROS (King Boy Pato), Monday, 29 December 2008 07:30 (seventeen years ago)
AUSSIES PRAYING FOR RAIN
― baby got bahn (country matters), Monday, 29 December 2008 09:22 (seventeen years ago)
WATCH THEM GROVEL
mmm i love the smell of crushing home defeat in the morning
― claudestock carpentinieri (country matters), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 00:30 (seventeen years ago)
ya and another smith century >:(
― Filmer Thomas (wilter), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 01:14 (seventeen years ago)
lol nice timing mate
― claudestock carpentinieri (country matters), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 01:15 (seventeen years ago)
GOTTIM YEEEEAH
― claudestock carpentinieri (country matters), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 01:16 (seventeen years ago)
ha
― Filmer Thomas (wilter), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 01:16 (seventeen years ago)
EAT THAT SMITH ONLY 144 RUNS IN THE MATCH YEEEEAH
NOT GONNA WIN BY 10 WICKETS YEEEEAH AUSTRALIA CONTINUE THEIR NEVERENDING DOMINANCE OF WORLD CRICKET
― claudestock carpentinieri (country matters), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 01:17 (seventeen years ago)
WORLD SPINS ON AXIS
YEEEAH
I think it was Ian Healy who just said "Could this be the start of the slide from the South Africans?"
He is a moron.
― claudestock carpentinieri (country matters), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 01:19 (seventeen years ago)
NATHAN HAURITZ, DANGERMAN
"WE CAN DRAW SOME POSITIVES, HAURITZ BOWLED A BEAUTIFUL STRAIGHT'UN THAT GOT RID OF SMITH BEFORE HE COULD SCORE A HUNDRED"
― claudestock carpentinieri (country matters), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 01:25 (seventeen years ago)
You know Warne will be back for the Ashes as Australia will panic.
― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 01:28 (seventeen years ago)
he certainly looks fit enough
― Filmer Thomas (wilter), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 01:29 (seventeen years ago)
WARNEY IS HERE!! Look at him in '99 wearing a Nehru suit!
― Skank Bloc Burwood (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 10:55 (seventeen years ago)
T/S: This, or Charlton Athletic's Player Of The Season ceremony this May
― america is the only _______ that _______ (country matters), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 10:56 (seventeen years ago)
OH MY GOD YOU CAN SEE *ME* IN THE HIGHLIGHTS OF THE LAST SYDNEY ODI
― Skank Bloc Burwood (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 10:58 (seventeen years ago)
I am greasy from all the sunscreen!
When was the last time that Hale and Pace or Phil Tuffnell appeared at Charlton Athletic's Night of Nights, Jagz? Huh?
― Skank Bloc Burwood (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 11:00 (seventeen years ago)
Your ODI Player of the Year is...Nathan "LAVENDER" Bracken!
Hale And Pace I can't give you, but Tuffers is decisive.
Nathan Bracken is one in a long line of LEGENDARY LEFT-ARMERS amirite
― america is the only _______ that _______ (country matters), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 11:05 (seventeen years ago)
Yeah but he looks like a POOFTAH. No wonder he'll never make the Test team!
― Skank Bloc Burwood (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 11:06 (seventeen years ago)
Here's a behind-the-scenes look at the "Men of Cricket" calendar soundtracked by Kings of Leon's hot hit "Sex on Fire"!
― Skank Bloc Burwood (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 11:07 (seventeen years ago)
PIN-UP PLAYER OF THE YEAR AWARD!
oh christ on a mountain bike
― Skank Bloc Burwood (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 11:08 (seventeen years ago)
Hayden, Hussey and Clark?
― america is the only _______ that _______ (country matters), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 11:09 (seventeen years ago)
VOTED BY THE LADIES!!
― Skank Bloc Burwood (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 11:09 (seventeen years ago)
btw KBP I bumped a thread last night to restate the brilliance of Foxx-era Ultravox, you should JOIN IN at some stage
― america is the only _______ that _______ (country matters), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 11:10 (seventeen years ago)
I'm sure the Australian Women's Cricket team who be totally into this. Except for the lesbians.
AND HEEEEEERE'S HAYDO!
― Skank Bloc Burwood (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 11:11 (seventeen years ago)
What, all one or two of them?
― america is the only _______ that _______ (country matters), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 11:12 (seventeen years ago)
Um, there used to be quite a few of them in the imperial era of the Women's Team. Don't think there's that many now.
― Skank Bloc Burwood (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 11:13 (seventeen years ago)
Punter's here to talk about Haydo's cooking. AND YOU WERE WONDERING WHY WE'RE NO LONGER NUMBER ONE, HE IS OUR CAPTAIN.
― Skank Bloc Burwood (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 11:14 (seventeen years ago)
Haydos is looking more like Sir Joh by the day it's scary.
― Skank Bloc Burwood (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 11:19 (seventeen years ago)
LET'S SEE JAGGER TRY TO GET THAT REFERENCE HUH
Coming next: Glenn McGrath and You Am I
helpp
― Skank Bloc Burwood (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 11:21 (seventeen years ago)
I meant all one or two that WEREN'T lesbians, in the late 90's I heard that all but one were, and the other one was mercilessly picked on/propositioned
India's two current champion ODI cricketers showing just how to devastate a bowling attack btw
― america is the only _______ that _______ (country matters), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 11:27 (seventeen years ago)
Yeah, exactly. It was like King Street in Newtown (another reference you won't get, son) on a cricket pitch during the late-90s. These days I don't think it's that...um, lesbian. I mean, they have spunky Ellyse Perry now right!
PS: big deal, wake me when they can score a six off an awkward cut like D. Warner!
― Skank Bloc Burwood (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 11:33 (seventeen years ago)
OH AND THE WOMEN'S WORLD CUP IS COMING TO SYDNEY/NEWCASTLE SOON
― Skank Bloc Burwood (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 11:36 (seventeen years ago)
Ellyse Perry chose cricket?! Good girl.
― america is the only _______ that _______ (country matters), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 11:36 (seventeen years ago)
Yeah, anyway I heard that one non-lesbian was called Zoe or something and was forced to retire due to dressing-room tension.
― america is the only _______ that _______ (country matters), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 11:37 (seventeen years ago)
Dunno if Ellyse has chosen yet. She played for Central Coast's ladies team so it's still up for grabs.
People who died this year: several former Test players (male and female), former administrators and "Brave" Jane McGrath (who DIED OF THE CANCERS).
― Skank Bloc Burwood (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 11:40 (seventeen years ago)
YOUR PIN UP MODEL PLAYER OF THE YEAR IS...SIMON "NO BRAZILIAN" KAITCH!
― Skank Bloc Burwood (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 11:44 (seventeen years ago)
HELLO GLENN SORRY THAT YOUR WIFE DIED OF THE CANCER
― Skank Bloc Burwood (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 11:47 (seventeen years ago)
was holding out for Ben Hilfenhaus :(
― america is the only _______ that _______ (country matters), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 11:48 (seventeen years ago)
YOUR TEST PLAYER OF THE YEAR IS...Michael Clark??
Oh, this is BULLSHIT!!
― Skank Bloc Burwood (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 11:54 (seventeen years ago)
And here's a downblouse shot of Der Bingle looking a bit glacial!
― Skank Bloc Burwood (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 11:55 (seventeen years ago)
Seriously, I can't watch any more of this shit. Good night!
― Skank Bloc Burwood (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 11:56 (seventeen years ago)
Michael Clarke is a pretty batshit choice, why not give it to youth and MITCHELL
― america is the only _______ that _______ (country matters), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 12:00 (seventeen years ago)
(OK not batshit, just disappointing)
Am loving Haddingate
― america is the only _______ that _______ (country matters), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 12:04 (seventeen years ago)
I can't be bothered.
― Skank Bloc Burwood (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 12:14 (seventeen years ago)
If this is Underarm 2K9, I give up.
― Skank Bloc Burwood (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 12:15 (seventeen years ago)
All about Roy being emotionally unfit to South Africa being a bigger story than Robbie Fowler signing for new A-League powerhouse North Queensland Fury.
― Skank Bloc Burwood (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 12:23 (seventeen years ago)
These fuckin' guys: http://www.herald.co.zw/inside.aspx?sectid=1786&cat=8
― Skank Bloc Burwood (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 12:26 (seventeen years ago)
lol it is funny how Zimbabwe would have knocked Aus out of the 2020 WC at the group stage if England were actually any good
I've been following the Zimbabwe side, and it's actually fairly settled now, with some genuinely talented young players. If they get their country sorted out a bit I see no reason why they can't return to the Test fold.
lol aw bless Fowler, he doesn't need the money at ALL (unless his multimegamillionaire housing/horseracing empire has fallen with the crunch), must be for the love of the game :)
(seriously)
― america is the only _______ that _______ (country matters), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 12:32 (seventeen years ago)
agree with louis, haddingate's great -- fuck he's shitt btw
― wilter, Wednesday, 4 February 2009 12:38 (seventeen years ago)
What happened to Kiwi import Luke Ronchi? Wasn't he meant to be the new Gilchrist?
― america is the only _______ that _______ (country matters), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 12:38 (seventeen years ago)
^^^^I got nothing in response to this
― wilter, Wednesday, 4 February 2009 12:48 (seventeen years ago)
He'll be lucky to be the next Zoehrer.
Speaking of Timmy Z...I was in a huge second-book shop this evening that had almost every crappy Cricketer autobiography from Max Walker's collection of "hilarious" anecdotes to Mark Taylor's "Taylor Made" but the only book I couldn't find is the one that I want the most, the Z-Man's "The Gloves Are Off...Now For The Facts!"
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 12:50 (seventeen years ago)
He toured England in 1989 and 1993 - when he finished second to Shane Warne in the first-class bowling averages with 12 wickets at 20.83
Bowlin' Timmy!
― america is the only _______ that _______ (country matters), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 12:54 (seventeen years ago)
TS: Gilly's understated pisstake of Channel 9's hot new series of "The Farmer Wants A Wife" vs. North Melbourne FC President For Life James Brayshaw outright pisstake of Channel 9's hot new series of "The Farmer Wants A Wife".
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Friday, 6 February 2009 10:27 (seventeen years ago)
Oh, and apparently a cricket match is being played tonight at the MCG.
Unlucky Australia, well played :)
― Robin van Injury (country matters), Friday, 6 February 2009 13:50 (seventeen years ago)
The Adelaide Oval loves Callum Ferguson! Will he be the new Boof or the new Hooksey?
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 February 2009 10:39 (seventeen years ago)
PUT YOUR HANDS UP FOR JOHNNIE WALKER - THEY JUST DONATED $100,000 TO THE BUSHFIRE APPEAL