The country with the cricket side so crap that it lost to South Africa vs The country with the cricket side so crap that it has a South African reject as captain!
― A bright pair of newcomers called BROS (King Boy Pato), Friday, 26 December 2008 11:59 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.ideaspot.net/world/countriesae/small/england-sm.gif http://www.ideaspot.net/world/countriesae/small/england-sm.gif http://www.ideaspot.net/world/countriesae/small/england-sm.gif
― Pope Gay Homo XVI (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 26 December 2008 12:09 (seventeen years ago)
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― baby got bahn (country matters), Friday, 26 December 2008 12:14 (seventeen years ago)
Has anyone noticed that KP looks a bit LAVENDER? And marrying that bird out of Liberty X seems like a bit of beardwork right there.
― A bright pair of newcomers called BROS (King Boy Pato), Friday, 26 December 2008 12:26 (seventeen years ago)
Don't get me started on Michael Clarke...
― baby got bahn (country matters), Friday, 26 December 2008 15:38 (seventeen years ago)
do we still need an "england" now that we have "australia"? i kind of thought that was the whole point.
― VISION QUEST TO KNOCK YOU UP (John Justen), Friday, 26 December 2008 15:40 (seventeen years ago)
JJ what do you know of cricket
― baby got bahn (country matters), Friday, 26 December 2008 15:43 (seventeen years ago)
two things:
a) i did not know that Anthony LaPaglia played cricket that's kewl
b) post more pix of that second guy, plz
― delicate mouse tune, crash of cat chords (Lamp), Friday, 26 December 2008 16:14 (seventeen years ago)
― baby got bahn (country matters), Friday, December 26, 2008 3:43 PM (36 minutes ago)
Who?
― VISION QUEST TO KNOCK YOU UP (John Justen), Friday, 26 December 2008 16:20 (seventeen years ago)
You're a fan, Lamp?
http://www.mavenarts.com/idea/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/KP2.jpg
JJ cricket is like the boring uncle who is actually totally awesome once you actually get him talking
― baby got bahn (country matters), Friday, 26 December 2008 16:22 (seventeen years ago)
the fact that KBP missed a chance to coin the term Jaggerbating in this thread title makes me worry about his mental state.
― VISION QUEST TO KNOCK YOU UP (John Justen), Friday, 26 December 2008 16:41 (seventeen years ago)
lol jaggerbator amirite lol
― A bright pair of newcomers called BROS (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 27 December 2008 02:00 (seventeen years ago)
AUSTRALIA are BACK, it's OFFICIAL
― baby got bahn (country matters), Saturday, 27 December 2008 06:02 (seventeen years ago)
51 All Out!
Against the West Indies!
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 8 February 2009 06:52 (seventeen years ago)
Great innit!
― Robin van Injury (country matters), Sunday, 8 February 2009 11:13 (seventeen years ago)
Australian sportscasters are lolling themselves all over this.
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 8 February 2009 12:10 (seventeen years ago)
kbp on fire in this thread.
― special guest stars mark bronson, Sunday, 8 February 2009 14:42 (seventeen years ago)
― A bright pair of newcomers called BROS (King Boy Pato), Friday, December 26, 2008 12:59 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
oh burrrrn
hahahahha
― caek, Sunday, 8 February 2009 14:51 (seventeen years ago)
England dodged a bullet again with that "oval made out of sand" nonsense preventing a 4-0 whitewash!
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 14 February 2009 14:08 (seventeen years ago)
Could still be, KBP, could still be
― there's no antivote to (country matters), Saturday, 14 February 2009 14:13 (seventeen years ago)
Technically, those ten balls count as a Test match even through we're going to what's left of Antigua's old ground.
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 14 February 2009 14:16 (seventeen years ago)
Yeah, but there are 5 Tests now
― there's no antivote to (country matters), Saturday, 14 February 2009 14:17 (seventeen years ago)
So it will be a 4-0 win for the Windies with 1 test drawn, not technically a whitewash.
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 15 February 2009 00:13 (seventeen years ago)
Or, as England's oh-so-progressive presses put it in the 80's, a "blackwash"
OH BUT BRENDAN NASH I'M SO CONFUSED
2-2 methinks
― there's no antivote to (country matters), Sunday, 15 February 2009 00:17 (seventeen years ago)
What are you, an idiot?
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 15 February 2009 00:18 (seventeen years ago)
At this rate, you could barely a draw a series with New Zealand at home...oh shit, that's not I meant, I mean...
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 15 February 2009 00:19 (seventeen years ago)
lol Australia
― there's no antivote to (country matters), Sunday, 15 February 2009 00:20 (seventeen years ago)
The Ashes is gonna basically be us crying into each other's shoulders isn't it
Uh, no.
lol Haddin's only chance at captain is going to be washed out tonight lol
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 15 February 2009 00:22 (seventeen years ago)
I love how cricket is perpetually in crisis, yet also perpetually chilled-out and "on we go" about everything
― there's no antivote to (country matters), Sunday, 15 February 2009 00:23 (seventeen years ago)
Well, no one outside Australia/England/India really cares so we can just roll with it.
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 15 February 2009 00:34 (seventeen years ago)
it's our "thing", KBP
― there's no antivote to (country matters), Sunday, 15 February 2009 00:35 (seventeen years ago)
Good move throwing your lot in with Stanford, hey?
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 10:08 (seventeen years ago)
I mean, he's almost as big a crook as Packer was but he got caught!
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 10:10 (seventeen years ago)
This will be sticky.
― Mequophidiophobia: fear of the beer snake (country matters), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 13:36 (seventeen years ago)
lol gone missing with the ECB's millions
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 19 February 2009 11:55 (seventeen years ago)
3/96 already with Cook and KP gone. Not exactly the stuff of legends.
― Come Said The King Boy Pato (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 13:08 (sixteen years ago)
Especially compared to the TRIUMPHANT IN THE DESERT as Australia cast off its misery and won the series against the Karachi Globetrotters.
― Come Said The King Boy Pato (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 13:09 (sixteen years ago)
And a very convincing series win it was too! At no stage did you lose 6 for about 15 to Shahid Afridi.
― sorry for british (country matters), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 13:11 (sixteen years ago)
Well, I actually didn't watch a ball or even actively follow the series so I don't know what you're talking about.
― Come Said The King Boy Pato (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 13:14 (sixteen years ago)
I mean, it's Australian Rules Football season. Only the World Twenty20 and The Ashes is going to get any real attention from me until September.
― Come Said The King Boy Pato (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 13:15 (sixteen years ago)
Well, I'm sure you'll do very well in the World Twenty20 with Nathan Hauritz keeping the runs down as only he can!
― sorry for british (country matters), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 13:17 (sixteen years ago)
I'm all about Dutch Dirk at the World T20: http://content.cricinfo.com/australia/content/current/story/402960.html
― Come Said The King Boy Pato (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 13:18 (sixteen years ago)
He's an Olympic-level skiier and qualified academic, you know.
― sorry for british (country matters), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 13:20 (sixteen years ago)
Shahid Afridi?
― Come Said The King Boy Pato (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 13:22 (sixteen years ago)
Here: http://content.cricinfo.com/magazine/content/story/403072.html
Yeah, you lost loads of wickets to Shahid Afridi. Apparently you can't pick googlies. If only England had a leggie :(
― sorry for british (country matters), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 13:24 (sixteen years ago)
...or is Mushtaq Ahmed a naturalised Brit these days?
REAL TALK: Apart from Ravi, your team is shit.
― Come Said The King Boy Pato (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 7 May 2009 09:32 (sixteen years ago)
You gonna get SWANNED
― sorry for british (country matters), Thursday, 7 May 2009 10:54 (sixteen years ago)
^^Best kind of date tbh, I genuinely applaud you
― sorry for british (country matters), Thursday, 7 May 2009 11:44 (sixteen years ago)
*makes belated joke about lol fat lol hair regeneration*
― sorry for british (country matters), Thursday, 7 May 2009 11:55 (sixteen years ago)
Anyway, well done on beating a Test side whose best player couldn't even get in the Queensland XI. A big hand and all that.
― Come Said The King Boy Pato (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 10 May 2009 08:38 (sixteen years ago)
Guess who's backBack againBelly's backTell a friendGuess who's backGuess who's backGuess who's backGuess who's back
― sorry for british (country matters), Sunday, 10 May 2009 09:54 (sixteen years ago)
Mad props go out to Middlesex for prepping Phil Hughes ahead of him donning that Baggy Green and tearing the English to shreds.
― Come Said The King Boy Pato (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 10 May 2009 11:18 (sixteen years ago)
I should have never started that thread of welcome, that was the fillip (geddit? geddit?) yr man needed tbh
― sorry for british (country matters), Sunday, 10 May 2009 11:25 (sixteen years ago)
To be fair, the outdated and overbloated English domestic cricket structure helped out fantastically.
― Come Said The King Boy Pato (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 10 May 2009 11:41 (sixteen years ago)
I think English bowlers thinking they can bowl outside off-stump and keep him quiet are the main problem tbh, he don't roll that way
― sorry for british (country matters), Sunday, 10 May 2009 11:47 (sixteen years ago)
Graham Manou? Wha?
― cumlord smedley (country matters), Tuesday, 19 May 2009 03:50 (sixteen years ago)
Graham Manou is a great batsman from the greatest state in the world, South Australia, and shags Tamsyn Lewis! What else do you need to know?
― Everybody Wants To Shag King Boy Pato (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 19 May 2009 07:35 (sixteen years ago)
PS: The 2018 World Cup is coming down under!!
― Everybody Wants To Shag King Boy Pato (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 19 May 2009 07:36 (sixteen years ago)
Tamsyn's egregious :(
― wilter, Tuesday, 19 May 2009 09:45 (sixteen years ago)
Yeah, but you'd still tap that. As long as she didn't speak at length, of course.
― Everybody Wants To Shag King Boy Pato (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 19 May 2009 11:41 (sixteen years ago)
In 2004, Lewis posed in bikinis for Ralph magazine, prompting criticism from the media for losing focus on her preparation for the Athens Olympics. Also, Tamsyn was voted the 'sexiest babe in Melbourne' award on local radio station Nova 100. When Tamsyn failed to progress past the heats of her individual event, the 800 metres, both Lewis and her coaches defended the photoshoot saying it was undertaken in five hours on one day and was not to blame for her result[14].
In February 2006, Lewis and fellow Australian runner Jana Pittman were involved in a very public feud [15] after the Australian athletics trials for the 2006 Commonwealth Games. Pittman, in answer to a media question following her heat win, had stated she had "no competition" in Australia; Lewis responded "I'll give you no competition - bitch" in a radio interview after she won the final with Pittman finishing last. The media later described their relationship as a "catfight' and a "bitchfight"[16].
In the May 29, 2006 edition of Australian "Zoo Weekly" magazine, Lewis again posed in what Nova 100 afternoon DJ's described as "incredibly racy" lingerie. In the accompanying article, Lewis went into detail about her relationship with Jana Pittman and the furore caused over comments by Pittman that the team should all return their medals.
Sounds like the blighter's doing ok for himself
He may be able to hold a bat, but can he keep?
― cumlord smedley (country matters), Tuesday, 19 May 2009 14:11 (sixteen years ago)
oh yeah hey i forgot pittman is waaay worse
― wilter, Tuesday, 19 May 2009 23:38 (sixteen years ago)
RIP Roy, heaven needed a drunk pig-shootin' Queenslander.
― Everybody Wants To Shag King Boy Pato (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 20 May 2009 12:46 (sixteen years ago)
RIP Chris Lewis, prison needed an allrounder who couldn't bat or bowl
― cumlord smedley (country matters), Wednesday, 20 May 2009 13:26 (sixteen years ago)
Just would like to point out how incredibly easy it is to pick up drunk English chicks in Sydney on Saturday night. Like the entire nation of England, they have serious self-confidence issues which Australians easily take advantage of.
See you at the Twenty20!!
― "too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 12:27 (sixteen years ago)
Rolling Bragger-Chatting Australia vs England Thread
― sad blue nose hybrid with shit football crew (country matters), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 12:29 (sixteen years ago)
By the way, please find a new home for Mark Viduka if he leaves lol Newcastle lol. We don't really need or want the Big Man back.
― "too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 12:55 (sixteen years ago)
Your cricket team lost to the Netherlands.
Your cricket team LOST to THE NETHERLANDS.
― "too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 6 June 2009 00:02 (sixteen years ago)
At least we lost to a TEST TEAM and they only did that so the Socceroos wouldn't be overshadowed with their NIL TRIUMPH IN THE DESERT leading on another JOURNEY OF GLORY to THE WORLD CUP FINALS.
― "too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 7 June 2009 04:45 (sixteen years ago)
If the Socceroos get to play England next year and we knock them out, it will be the greatest day of my life.
remember fabio grosso!
― the England guy that throws the balls (country matters), Sunday, 7 June 2009 10:22 (sixteen years ago)
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45888000/jpg/_45888291_dilshanetal_getty282i.jpg
― Westwood Ho (Noodle Vague), Monday, 8 June 2009 19:43 (sixteen years ago)
OTM
― the unfinest of display names only (country matters), Monday, 8 June 2009 19:43 (sixteen years ago)
rope a dope strategy englanders
― "too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Monday, 8 June 2009 21:50 (sixteen years ago)
yeah man u guys totally need a long Ashes preparation w/o any international cricket
― the unfished business of display names only (country matters), Monday, 8 June 2009 21:52 (sixteen years ago)
lold at these:http://www.smh.com.au/news/sport/cricket/2009/06/09/1244313124203.html
― wilter, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 04:53 (sixteen years ago)
doing your Ashes team-talk for you amirite
― the unfished business of display names only (country matters), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 09:28 (sixteen years ago)
I am so saddened that we lost a rinky-dink Twenty20 Cup. Please allow me to cry my tears into any of the four World Cups we have won so far. How many of those do England have?
― "too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 12:13 (sixteen years ago)
I was in a store tonight buying a small heater for my bedroom because IT IS FUCKING COLD IN SYDNEY. Anyway, as I was trying to look at the heaters, I had to endure an argument being had by an English couple as the bloke didn't want to buy a heater because "it's the worst time of year to buy one! It's cold...the prices are higher because it's cold!" and the woman was complaining "so you want use to freeze all winter"?
Then, for some bizarre reason, the in-store muzak played The Housemartins.
― "too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 11 June 2009 11:27 (sixteen years ago)
come on then, if you're NON-LAVENDER enough
― You are Rebels! You are all yankees (country matters), Wednesday, 19 August 2009 03:04 (sixteen years ago)
Speaking of LAVENDER, we can't post this image enough:
http://www.flintoffsashes.com/wp-content/uploads/cosmocentrefold.jpg
― King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 19 August 2009 09:06 (sixteen years ago)
Seriously, Peter Siddle looks 10000000000x more manly than that bunch of fey nancy boys combined.
― King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Friday, 21 August 2009 12:24 (sixteen years ago)
i say, that dude in the middle can bowl a bit
― You are Rebels! You are all yankees (country matters), Friday, 21 August 2009 19:03 (sixteen years ago)
Piss off, MATE!!
― King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Friday, 21 August 2009 22:10 (sixteen years ago)
Resuming normal service in 466 runs time!!
― King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 23 August 2009 01:09 (sixteen years ago)
No wonder England is giving up on 50 over cricket.
― Don't Be A Ned Raggett (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 13 September 2009 05:56 (sixteen years ago)
hahaha i thought we might not have seen the last of this thread
― alien vs the smiths (country matters), Sunday, 13 September 2009 06:02 (sixteen years ago)
all i can say is, there's an entire team of injured or retired or unselected men who could give you a game, but we're building a team with the single purpose of ensuring Strauss nails Sports Personality of The Year by being indisputably the Greatest English Batsmen Of His Era
― alien vs the smiths (country matters), Sunday, 13 September 2009 06:04 (sixteen years ago)
And making Brett "Lavender" Lee look good for no apparent reason.
― Don't Be A Ned Raggett (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 13 September 2009 09:00 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/images/n7/n35839.jpg
― a light salad of Adorno, Heidegger, Derrida and Esteban Buttez (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 03:03 (sixteen years ago)
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51CEA9349QL._SL500_AA240_.jpg
we'll be returning to Enid Blyton in a couple of days
― alien vs the smiths (country matters), Thursday, 17 September 2009 19:02 (sixteen years ago)
Here comes the (Tim) Pain(e), amirite.
― a light salad of Adorno, Heidegger, Derrida and Esteban Buttez (King Boy Pato), Friday, 18 September 2009 00:14 (sixteen years ago)
I wonder if young Louis managed to catch Australia obliterate England yet again towards another Champions Trophy triumph?
― unable to correctly pronounce comedy internet nickname (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 4 October 2009 07:40 (sixteen years ago)
chmpns trphy is cricket's pinnacle imho.
― wilter, Monday, 5 October 2009 22:56 (sixteen years ago)
otm
― kell surprise (country matters), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 14:58 (sixteen years ago)
Convenient way of getting out of being beaten by fifty gold meals or so...
― Christmas With Mark Hollis (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 00:38 (sixteen years ago)