If it's clear and yella, that's juice you got fella! But if it's tangy and brown, you're in CIDER TOWN!

I could go some Cider this week. I think I will get Cider later this week once I've earned it.

― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Monday, 16 March 2009 11:09 (seventeen years ago)

I AM A PATRIOT FOR PISSING AWAY $900 ON BOOZE

― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Monday, 16 March 2009 11:09 (seventeen years ago)

Once I tried to order a Strongbow by whistling only. I am not a very good whistler so it didn't work out.

― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Monday, 16 March 2009 11:31 (seventeen years ago)