From his Twitter feed:
Official: 72.8kg (2.2kg lost in 4 weeks; 8.2kg lost since starting in Feb)
Obviously, he doesn't have much time left before he's dead of anorexia.
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 10:21 (sixteen years ago)
rip not as big man
― pale spector (electricsound), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 10:30 (sixteen years ago)
lock thread
― Bostin' Legal (sic), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 11:50 (sixteen years ago)
Connex employs a twat who tells crap jokes SO LOUDLY over the Richmond station PA that I can't hear podcasts through closed-design headphone 5:32 PM Apr 24th from TwitterFon
PUBLIC TRAAAAANSPORT
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 25 April 2009 11:23 (sixteen years ago)
it's people like him that necessitate such loud PAs!
― oh, pregnantpaws (haitch), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 02:29 (sixteen years ago)
dude needs to concentrate on his iphone dude iphone
― rebel without a wrinklepaws (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 05:58 (sixteen years ago)
Oh god the homie's back. Rap blaring from his dopey car while he does some kind of shuffle in the street. Like we all care. IN ST KILDA. 13 minutes ago from web
How DARE they bring rap to MY gentrified "bohemian" suburb??
― rebel without a wrinklepaws (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 3 May 2009 04:14 (sixteen years ago)
http://waxidermy.com/bbs/images/smiles/old.gif
― private static void (electricsound), Sunday, 3 May 2009 04:22 (sixteen years ago)
MILEY CYRUS MILEY CYRUS MILEY CYRUS #MILEYCYRUS #MILEYCYRUS #MILEYCYRUS #MILEYCYRUS #MILEYCYRUSabout 3 hours ago from twhirl
He's finally cracked!
― rebel without a wrinklepaws (King Boy Pato), Monday, 4 May 2009 09:23 (sixteen years ago)
it's worrying
― jergins, Monday, 4 May 2009 16:29 (sixteen years ago)
http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/balejuice1.jpg
― "Together we could rape the universe" (omar little), Monday, 4 May 2009 16:33 (sixteen years ago)
twitter really does cater beautifully to his most obnoxious ranting old man tendencies
― juniper jazz (haitch), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 22:56 (sixteen years ago)
It's the 21st century equivalent of the mid-morning slot on 3AW.
― rebel without a wrinklepaws (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 12:39 (sixteen years ago)
#toptips Bikers. Avoid being killed by cars at night by fitting A LIGHT AND FUCKING REFLECTORSabout 4 hours ago from TwitterFon
CYCLISTS!!
― Come Said The King Boy Pato (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 12 May 2009 12:20 (sixteen years ago)
Avoid being killed at night by twittering on your iphone - the broad screen will function as a large safety light. Practise hands-free cycling in a grassy area first.
― the sound of mu (sic), Tuesday, 12 May 2009 12:57 (sixteen years ago)