That's right! While your chances of catching DEADLY SWINE FLU on other boards are DANGEROUSLY HIGH resulting in YOUR DEATH, here at Cape of Good Hope, we are a Flu-Free Zone. How do we remain Flu-Free, you ask? Our strict anti-Mexican migrant worker policies!
So the facts are simple: post anywhere else on ILX and you will DIE, post on COGH and you will LIVE (possibly FOREVER).
― rebel without a wrinklepaws (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 14:48 (sixteen years ago)
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― rebel without a wrinklepaws (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 14:49 (sixteen years ago)
COGH Posters That Have Swine Flu: 0
THE PROOF IS IN THE (PORK-FREE) PUDDING!!
― Come Said The King Boy Pato (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 12:41 (sixteen years ago)
Nobody has died yet! COGH fights on! Unlike the Tamil Tigers who are a bunch of SOFT COCKS, The Cape will never sell out to the man!!
― Everybody Wants To Shag King Boy Pato (King Boy Pato), Monday, 18 May 2009 12:21 (sixteen years ago)