The Cape of Good Hope 100 Worst People Alive List

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Everybody Wants To Shag King Boy Pato (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 19 May 2009 12:23 (sixteen years ago)

100. Terence Trent D'Arby

Everybody Wants To Shag King Boy Pato (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 19 May 2009 12:23 (sixteen years ago)

99. Rich Hall

Everybody Wants To Shag King Boy Pato (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 19 May 2009 12:49 (sixteen years ago)

98. Andrew Bolt (shoutout to our absent homeboy, Autumn Almanac)

Everybody Wants To Shag King Boy Pato (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 20 May 2009 12:58 (sixteen years ago)

100. Terence Trent D'Arby

Why?

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 20 May 2009 12:59 (sixteen years ago)

You obviously never heard "Neither Fish Nor Flesh (A Soundtrack of Love, Faith, Hope & Destruction)".

Everybody Wants To Shag King Boy Pato (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 20 May 2009 13:49 (sixteen years ago)

I thought Australians loved Rich Hall. He was like our gift to the Commonwealth.

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 20 May 2009 14:33 (sixteen years ago)

You obviously never heard "Neither Fish Nor Flesh (A Soundtrack of Love, Faith, Hope & Destruction)".

I think I'd quite like to - didn't he claim that Marvin Gaye gave him Neither Fish Nor Flesh in a dream?

Keith, Wednesday, 20 May 2009 17:47 (sixteen years ago)

I thought Australians loved Rich Hall. He was like our gift to the Commonwealth.

Much like blankets laced with smallpox was White American's gift to Native Americans.

Everybody Wants To Shag King Boy Pato (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 21 May 2009 08:47 (sixteen years ago)

Oh, hey let's not forget that Terence Trent D'Arby once gave us "Supermodel Sandwich (with Cheese)". Or, in a far worse crime, temporarily fronted INXS.

Everybody Wants To Shag King Boy Pato (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 21 May 2009 08:49 (sixteen years ago)

By the way, feel free to add your challopy suggestions.

Everybody Wants To Shag King Boy Pato (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 21 May 2009 09:35 (sixteen years ago)

97. Morrissey

Everybody Wants To Shag King Boy Pato (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 21 May 2009 09:35 (sixteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

96. Jimmy Fallon

"too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 4 June 2009 12:40 (sixteen years ago)

what's the COGH party line on Andrew Symonds again?

Sclungethorpe United (country matters), Thursday, 4 June 2009 12:41 (sixteen years ago)

You're missing the point of this thread. Shoot from the hip and justify your selections AFTER you've made them, not before.

"too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Friday, 5 June 2009 07:49 (sixteen years ago)

95. Matthew "Big Daddy" Perpetua

"too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Friday, 5 June 2009 07:52 (sixteen years ago)

94. Esteban Buttez

a hater (The Reverend), Friday, 5 June 2009 07:56 (sixteen years ago)

93. Brett Lee

Gordon Brown Reason to Live (Noodle Vague), Friday, 5 June 2009 08:38 (sixteen years ago)

92. Sterling Clover

casual racism fridays (bug), Friday, 5 June 2009 08:57 (sixteen years ago)

91. Nicky Campbell

Gordon Brown Reason to Live (Noodle Vague), Friday, 5 June 2009 08:58 (sixteen years ago)

90. Alexei Sayle

U2 raped goat (darraghmac), Friday, 5 June 2009 08:59 (sixteen years ago)

93. Brett Lee

Come on, he's too LAVENDER to be hated.

"too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Friday, 5 June 2009 09:01 (sixteen years ago)

89. Stephen Fry

"too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Friday, 5 June 2009 09:01 (sixteen years ago)

88. Michele Bachmann (lol sincerity vote)

casual racism fridays (bug), Friday, 5 June 2009 09:51 (sixteen years ago)

We bought a house and sold a house last year with our Realtor, Michelle.

She was a great help and I'd recommend her for anyone looking for an agent, but man, she really reminded me of the Representative from St. Cloud.

http://www.mckimmey.com/images/photos/s45f9d044120e0.jpg

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 5 June 2009 21:33 (sixteen years ago)

87 - ?. Everybody participating in the Vodafone flashmob ads.

Scrum of the Earth (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 6 June 2009 19:31 (sixteen years ago)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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^^^^^^(T-Mobile innit?)^^^^^
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the England guy that throws the balls (country matters), Saturday, 6 June 2009 19:49 (sixteen years ago)

Wd like to pretend I was feigning patrician disregard for grubby commerce but I honestly never have a clue about this shit.

Scrum of the Earth (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 6 June 2009 19:50 (sixteen years ago)

she really reminded me of the Representative from St. Cloud.

she actually looks like she has a thought in her head, so she's not quite there yet

casual racism fridays (bug), Saturday, 6 June 2009 20:13 (sixteen years ago)

she's also kinda got sex hair, which is nice

casual racism fridays (bug), Sunday, 7 June 2009 11:43 (sixteen years ago)

sex hair o_O

Westwood Ho (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 7 June 2009 11:44 (sixteen years ago)

:D

the England guy that throws the balls (country matters), Sunday, 7 June 2009 11:45 (sixteen years ago)

86. Midge Ure

"too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 14:21 (sixteen years ago)

85. People who don't look where they're fucking going

Westwood Ho (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 15:07 (sixteen years ago)

84. Dave Eggers

casual racism fridays (bug), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 18:15 (sixteen years ago)

83. michael mcintyre

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 18:16 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.thearchitectsbackups.com/images/michael_mcintyre.jpg

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 18:17 (sixteen years ago)

82. Gilbert Gottfried

casual racism fridays (bug), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 05:12 (sixteen years ago)

Gilbert is great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdbElWMnkyY

81.Gavin Newsom

svend, Thursday, 11 June 2009 03:32 (sixteen years ago)

80. Tony Blair

U2 raped goat (darraghmac), Thursday, 11 June 2009 09:23 (sixteen years ago)

79. Ed "Balls"

"too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 11 June 2009 09:52 (sixteen years ago)

78. short, bald, chubby, contrived judge on masterchef australia

wilter, Monday, 15 June 2009 03:31 (sixteen years ago)

77. Curtis Stephens

"too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Monday, 15 June 2009 08:14 (sixteen years ago)

76. Shabba Ranks

"too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Monday, 15 June 2009 08:14 (sixteen years ago)

75. john wayne

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 15 June 2009 08:19 (sixteen years ago)

74. anyone who goes on big brother

let free dom ring (J0rdan S.), Monday, 15 June 2009 08:22 (sixteen years ago)

isn't john wayne dead?

casual racism fridays (bug), Monday, 15 June 2009 22:31 (sixteen years ago)

Not where Hoosteen's at.

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 15 June 2009 22:33 (sixteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

73. howard stern

come on let's be meaningful together yeah (bug), Sunday, 12 July 2009 02:48 (sixteen years ago)

72. Paul Collingwood

Gay Dada (King Boy Pato), Monday, 13 July 2009 08:49 (sixteen years ago)

71-60. england's 1st test side

Change Display Name: (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 17 July 2009 16:19 (sixteen years ago)

XD

mathgasmic! (country matters), Friday, 17 July 2009 16:21 (sixteen years ago)

59. Paul Simon

challop matters (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 25 July 2009 10:20 (sixteen years ago)

58. Temple Grandin

galumphing lummox (bug), Friday, 7 August 2009 09:24 (sixteen years ago)

57. rachel ray

tehresa, Friday, 7 August 2009 09:35 (sixteen years ago)

ah, good call

galumphing lummox (bug), Friday, 7 August 2009 10:17 (sixteen years ago)

56. "Jordan"

Great tits for plastic, tho'!!!

King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 08:42 (sixteen years ago)

^ ban KBP

more funny and original than, 'ow you say, a penis (sic), Thursday, 13 August 2009 03:30 (sixteen years ago)

I'm talkin' to the kids - bail out if you can't hang, old man.

King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 13 August 2009 07:32 (sixteen years ago)

58. Sam S1mmons
57. Any north shore dickhead that thinks about comparing me to Sam S1mmons

King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Friday, 21 August 2009 12:39 (sixteen years ago)

what a disaster for wilter

chronicles of paranoimia (sic), Sunday, 23 August 2009 01:54 (sixteen years ago)

I think I lost my "my aging north shore aunt considers me newtown trash" t-shirt

what a tragedy for j0hn d/newtown trash

Man Is Nairf! (J0hn D.), Sunday, 23 August 2009 01:58 (sixteen years ago)

56. Billy Fucking Bowden

Dom J. Palladino (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 23 August 2009 02:00 (sixteen years ago)

srs^^

wilter, Sunday, 23 August 2009 08:07 (sixteen years ago)

56. Billy Fucking Bowden

― Dom J. Palladino (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 23 August 2009 12:00 (8 hours ago) [IP: 77.86.114.250] Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

oh, fucking absolutely

the godwin grech from the hilarious "harry potter" books (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 23 August 2009 10:16 (sixteen years ago)

whoever wins or loses the ashes has no bearing at all on how fucking revolting that bowden cock and his stupid fucking crooked finger are

the godwin grech from the hilarious "harry potter" books (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 23 August 2009 10:19 (sixteen years ago)

HIS HAND SIGNALS ARE JUST SOO....EXTRAVAGANT !

wilter, Sunday, 23 August 2009 10:27 (sixteen years ago)

Sports officials who wanna be Big Personalities: please fuck off.

Someone left the cape out in the rain (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 23 August 2009 11:15 (sixteen years ago)

completely cosign the last 6 posts

You are Rebels! You are all yankees (country matters), Sunday, 23 August 2009 19:08 (sixteen years ago)


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