Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the studios of Cape of Good Hope! You may be aware that ILX is at a crisis point! Funding and sponsorship has gone out the window and we may only have weeks left. Which affects the greatest board in the wooooorld (except /b/), the Cape of Good Hope, as we rely on the generosity of the great folk behind the scenes at ILX.
But you know what? We can help. That's right!! Cape of Good Hope is the greatest board in the world with the greatest posters. Like, uh l0u1s jagg3r? Yes! We can help ourselves and help all our good friends on ILX (even through, personally, I don't mind if the Noize Board falls off the face of the earth).
So, welcome to THE FIRST ANNUAL CAPE OF GOOD HOPE INTERNET TELETHON! We have a galaxy of stars waiting to take your call! Please call or e-mail with your donations! And we'll be auctioning off some incredible once-in-a-lifetime items! Plus we'll have entertainment!! Maybe. Stay tuned and start donating!!!
― "too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 13:03 (sixteen years ago)
Please remember that all your donations and money will go towards me getting pissed enough to shag some chubby English backpacker on a Saturday night hosting ILX!
And we have our first auction item donated by long time ILX poster, "Alex In NYC". It's the entire discography of legendary goth band Killing Joke! All their albums and singles! That includes Outside The Gate with the big goth hit, "Stay One Jump Ahead"! Let's start the bidding at 50 cents!!
― "too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 13:06 (sixteen years ago)
I am donating a very rare item which was bequeathed to me by my late benefactor - it's a crown, roughly the size of a young man's head. What's special about it? Why it is the crown worn in the performance of his daily duties by one Prince Boy Pato before he was crowned King!
― worm? lol (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 13:10 (sixteen years ago)
That's a big donation to the cause! That's gonna go for 20 grand at least!!
― "too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 13:11 (sixteen years ago)
The Cape of Good Hope is totally gonna save ILX and be proclaimed The Good and True Benefactor and all will say: "Hurrah COGH!"
― worm? lol (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 16:56 (sixteen years ago)
Surely hosting costs for COGH could be covered by a couple of us looking down the back of our sofas?
― I Got Great Gusto, but Only Some I Can Trust Yo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:15 (sixteen years ago)
Yeah, if you're SCROOGE McDUCK!!
― "too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 02:59 (sixteen years ago)
How much for the beanbag KBP annointed on his inaugural tour to Melbourne? Haitch was saying it has recently been re-beaned also!
― ambience chaser (S-), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 03:51 (sixteen years ago)
ABOUT TIME!! I mean, it needed to be re-beaned back when I slept on it!
― "too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 07:26 (sixteen years ago)
Maybe now the ILX situation is all clear, we can divert the funds raised to Haitch's Beanbag Appeal?
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DONT HATE THE PLAYA HATE THE GAME
― "too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Friday, 5 June 2009 07:49 (sixteen years ago)