might smash after a few magners

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there's a couple of girls on the heavy side (scarlett johannson for instance) that i might smash after a few magners

"too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 7 June 2009 21:58 (sixteen years ago)

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FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Sunday, 7 June 2009 22:00 (sixteen years ago)

It's a shame that Dom Passantino died because he could have posted "Beth Ditto".

"too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 7 June 2009 23:43 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.christmasmangers.com/media/Manger3.jpg
?

xhuxkfactor (los blue jeans), Monday, 8 June 2009 04:30 (sixteen years ago)

Heh, Americans!

"too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Monday, 8 June 2009 05:32 (sixteen years ago)

We get Magners over here too!

xpost - It's Irish hard cider.

Also, what is the original post from?!

sloth say hi to me (ENBB), Monday, 8 June 2009 05:33 (sixteen years ago)

Genesis 3:19, read it up.

"too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Monday, 8 June 2009 07:04 (sixteen years ago)

There are currently ads on UK TV for two different brands of perry - Magners and some stuff called Brothers. Both ads refer to it as "pear cider". FFS, it's called perry. I'm English, we invented drinking, we can handle different types of booze being called different names. Also the Magners "pear cider" ad features a crap English comedian...

snoball, Monday, 8 June 2009 09:27 (sixteen years ago)

What went on in the marketing peepses heads: "Perry" sounds too much like "Sherry" i.e. not manly enough.

Westwood Ho (Noodle Vague), Monday, 8 June 2009 09:33 (sixteen years ago)

Perry also might cause an unwanted association with Babycham. The ad agency probably would have called it "macho cider" if they could have got away with it. Maybe they can get Charles Augins to play off against comedian-whose-name-I-can't-be-bothered-to-look-up?
CA: "I'll have a Babycham Magner's pear cider."

snoball, Monday, 8 June 2009 10:16 (sixteen years ago)

and linda perry.

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Monday, 8 June 2009 10:19 (sixteen years ago)

Babycham + Brandy = Proper Drink

Westwood Ho (Noodle Vague), Monday, 8 June 2009 10:22 (sixteen years ago)

Has anyone ever tried a snakebite made with perry and lager?

snoball, Monday, 8 June 2009 10:26 (sixteen years ago)

God knows. Probably.

Westwood Ho (Noodle Vague), Monday, 8 June 2009 10:27 (sixteen years ago)

I mean we used to drink MD 20/20 & K Cider "snakebite" back in the day so anything's possible.

Westwood Ho (Noodle Vague), Monday, 8 June 2009 10:28 (sixteen years ago)

In a way it's a positive health move that the market has moved on from Super Strength White Cider With Paint Thinner to big bottles of overpriced Babycham I guess.

Westwood Ho (Noodle Vague), Monday, 8 June 2009 10:29 (sixteen years ago)

(xxpost) Order it with a bit of blackcurrant and a shot of brandy as a depth charge, just in case anyone thinks you're a wuss for drinking something with perry in it...

snoball, Monday, 8 June 2009 10:29 (sixteen years ago)

kopparberg amirite

the England guy that throws the balls (country matters), Monday, 8 June 2009 11:48 (sixteen years ago)

also no fronting this is an A+++ thread-title

the England guy that throws the balls (country matters), Monday, 8 June 2009 11:49 (sixteen years ago)

^^ its the hott meme of 09, tell your friends

"too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 12:14 (sixteen years ago)

In a way it's a positive health move that the market has moved on from Super Strength White Cider With Paint Thinner to big bottles of overpriced Babycham I guess.

It baffles me that nobody is taking advantage of the GFC and bringing back those three litre bottles of white cider. Human misery is your way to profit, friends!

"too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 12:19 (sixteen years ago)

"RECESSION SPECIAL! 2 x 2 litre bottles for the price of one!" - then you could strap them to your back and drink the cider through rubber tubes, like an aqualung...

snoball, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 12:23 (sixteen years ago)

REJECT THE RECESSION WITH ACUTE ALCOHOLIC POISIONING

"too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 12:30 (sixteen years ago)

"PLACES IN THE GUTTER ARE LIMITED! GET THERE FIRST WITH NEW ULTRA STRENGTH WINO-CIDER!"

snoball, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 12:32 (sixteen years ago)

"Cider? Urrrrrgh, what's that?"

"It's what George Best drinks. And he said, if I didn't drink me cider then when I grow up I'd only be good enough to play for Accrington Stanley."

Westwood Ho (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 12:33 (sixteen years ago)

Maybe link it up with some reality television programming? How quick with the aid of Super Strength White Cider can we turn one of England's Young Tories with Rich Parents into a homeless wreck with no teeth and severe psychological problems? Starring our own l0u1s jagg3r!

"too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 12:36 (sixteen years ago)

Fresher's Week is usually more than enough time

snoball, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 12:39 (sixteen years ago)

Wait... Magners make a PERRY? WHY IS THIS NOT AVAILABLE IN AUSTRALIA &^%%#

I'm Rick Wakeman, bitch! (Trayce), Friday, 12 June 2009 04:21 (sixteen years ago)

^do not understand first sentence

comedy cafe at the toxteth hotel (electricsound), Friday, 12 June 2009 04:27 (sixteen years ago)

Does Mangers the perry rhyme with bangers or with rangers?

xhuxkfactor (los blue jeans), Friday, 12 June 2009 04:33 (sixteen years ago)

Perry = pear cider, dude. Its nice, and its not easy to find round here. Theres a locally made one called Henrys of Harcourt y'can get at the markets, and I had some britisher one last week that was not too bad but a bit plain. Forget the brand tho.

I'm Rick Wakeman, bitch! (Trayce), Friday, 12 June 2009 05:08 (sixteen years ago)

Also, why can we not get that deadly paint stripper White Lightning shit here. that stuff is evil in a plastic 1.25L bottle.

I'm Rick Wakeman, bitch! (Trayce), Friday, 12 June 2009 05:09 (sixteen years ago)

Lightweights, we used to be able to get it in the UK in 3 litre bottles.

snoball, Friday, 12 June 2009 10:01 (sixteen years ago)

oh, then the government banned the sale of 3L bottles, so the largest available was 2L. Which lead to the unexpected side effect of kids trying to drink 4L in a night instead.

snoball, Friday, 12 June 2009 10:02 (sixteen years ago)

there was a burger+drink deal in the pub last night, limited range of drinks

i chose strongbow

forgive me father for I have sinned

the unfished business of display names only (country matters), Friday, 12 June 2009 11:19 (sixteen years ago)

There's nothing wrong with Strongbow. For a start, it actually contains apples. Used to be my go-to cider of choice in my drinking years.

snoball, Friday, 12 June 2009 11:29 (sixteen years ago)

strongbow is infinitely preferable to magners irish cider but i still felt a bit filthy

the unfished business of display names only (country matters), Friday, 12 June 2009 11:30 (sixteen years ago)

Bulmer's in Ireland = Magner's in the UK. Their cider is one of my LAD's of choice, but the pear flavour has yet to grow on me due to demonstrable laxative effect.

xpost strongbow is muck

U2 raped goat (darraghmac), Friday, 12 June 2009 11:31 (sixteen years ago)

yes but magners is insidiously-advertised muck

kopparberg, scrumpy, old rosie...there are potable ciders out there

the unfished business of display names only (country matters), Friday, 12 June 2009 11:35 (sixteen years ago)

(xpost) Actually it's a little more complex - Strongbow Cirrus is piss for teenage wankers who have just graduated from WKD. And the TV commercials have been pretty much toss for years (Johnny Vaughn, "aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh", the new one). Magners is for professional couples to drink in beer gardens.

snoball, Friday, 12 June 2009 11:37 (sixteen years ago)

kopparberg is the best pear i've tried, but the irish market just got a huge input of new choice thanks to tesco's reshuffling of products so here's to inebriation in the name of crippling local suppliers

U2 raped goat (darraghmac), Friday, 12 June 2009 11:37 (sixteen years ago)

bulmer's is available in the uk but isn't the same as actual bulmer's, which is magner's

U2 raped goat (darraghmac), Friday, 12 June 2009 11:38 (sixteen years ago)

^^^this is why magners is worse, strongbow at least is cheap and cheerful apple-piss which appears on burger deals xxp

the unfished business of display names only (country matters), Friday, 12 June 2009 11:38 (sixteen years ago)

best cider i had was a local brand in hereford...it was so cold it came out half-iced

the unfished business of display names only (country matters), Friday, 12 June 2009 11:39 (sixteen years ago)

OTOH for years the archer on the side of the can looked like Keith Moon, pretty much a guarantee of excellence in at least one area.

snoball, Friday, 12 June 2009 11:39 (sixteen years ago)

I would drink Strongbow if they brought back that television advertisement with the bloke whistling.

"too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Friday, 12 June 2009 11:39 (sixteen years ago)

CM bringing an unfair attack on magner's the product, cleary ignoring magner's the cider, imo

U2 raped goat (darraghmac), Friday, 12 June 2009 11:40 (sixteen years ago)

Strongbow is a major percentage of my inebriation nowadays.

Pasta of Muppets (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 June 2009 11:49 (sixteen years ago)

This is all part of a wider problem - the cider drinker is poorly served by the haphazard selection available in pubs and off licenses.

snoball, Friday, 12 June 2009 11:50 (sixteen years ago)

Strongbow in Aus = piss. Bulmers + Magners in Aus = pretty much the same thing, for some reason? I swear, I know theyre different but Ive done taste tests and I cant tell the diff.

No UK Perry here ;_; Local Henrys of Harcourt Perry is fucking ecxellent organic pear cider, mind.

Youse havent puked til you drink our Mercury cider. It's meth mixed with citric acid, I swear. Horrid shit.

I'm Rick Wakeman, bitch! (Trayce), Friday, 12 June 2009 12:52 (sixteen years ago)

oh pish mercury is not that bad

comedy cafe at the toxteth hotel (electricsound), Friday, 12 June 2009 13:01 (sixteen years ago)

ok not that i would choose to drink cider anyway

comedy cafe at the toxteth hotel (electricsound), Friday, 12 June 2009 13:02 (sixteen years ago)

Well a quick Google search shows that it's made by Fosters, so insert "they should concentrate on getting lager right first" joke here

snoball, Friday, 12 June 2009 13:02 (sixteen years ago)

no cunt should be drinking fosters

comedy cafe at the toxteth hotel (electricsound), Friday, 12 June 2009 13:15 (sixteen years ago)

^^^ ESOJ and I come into total agreement, planets briefly align ;)

the unfished business of display names only (country matters), Friday, 12 June 2009 13:17 (sixteen years ago)

Wait, people drink Fosters now?

"too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Friday, 12 June 2009 13:28 (sixteen years ago)

I thought it was a ruse to sell aluminum to America.

"too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Friday, 12 June 2009 13:30 (sixteen years ago)

Magners is too sweet.

Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Friday, 12 June 2009 14:45 (sixteen years ago)

^^^ Kind of otm.

Biggest problem with hardcore scrumpy/micro-brewery ciders over here is real ale pubs serving them at room temperature as some kind of evil test of commitment to the cause.

Pasta of Muppets (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 June 2009 16:07 (sixteen years ago)

fwiw st helier cider might be worse than magners

the unfished business of display names only (country matters), Friday, 12 June 2009 23:25 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

You know, I don't think we ever got around to the question this thread posed.

King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 11:37 (fifteen years ago)

Trayce was OTM with Mercury Cider, tho'. It contains real mercury.

King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 11:38 (fifteen years ago)

never forgot that time i accidentally ordered bulmers while really drunk not knowing it was cider and the first mouthful nearly killed me

badpowderfinger (electricsound), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 11:40 (fifteen years ago)

in what possible world is scarlett johansson seen as 'on the heavy side' now, come on

the shane bourne identity (haitch), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 11:42 (fifteen years ago)

^real talk

badpowderfinger (electricsound), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 11:46 (fifteen years ago)

Christina Hendricks-types are so last year, get with the programme.

King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 11:55 (fifteen years ago)

nonsense, would never not smash

the shane bourne identity (haitch), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 11:56 (fifteen years ago)

^ what if she riccis out

more funny and original than, 'ow you say, a penis (sic), Thursday, 13 August 2009 03:29 (fifteen years ago)

Might smash table after a few magners. With my face.

Spy in the Cab Sav (Trayce), Thursday, 13 August 2009 03:54 (fifteen years ago)

^magner DUI

badpowderfinger (electricsound), Thursday, 13 August 2009 03:58 (fifteen years ago)

DOA more like it

Spy in the Cab Sav (Trayce), Thursday, 13 August 2009 04:38 (fifteen years ago)

^ what if she riccis out

what sort of future is this to give to our children

the shane bourne identity (haitch), Thursday, 13 August 2009 05:04 (fifteen years ago)

I had about 4 bulmers last night at that Riverland bar down on Fed Wharf.

Ughh my head.

Spy in the Cab Sav (Trayce), Thursday, 13 August 2009 23:58 (fifteen years ago)

lol some complete nobend at trivia last night thought his beer was bulmers in the taste test

badpowderfinger (electricsound), Thursday, 13 August 2009 23:59 (fifteen years ago)

his BEER

cockles (country matters), Friday, 14 August 2009 00:00 (fifteen years ago)

correct

badpowderfinger (electricsound), Friday, 14 August 2009 00:03 (fifteen years ago)

Never drunk before in his life or just a long way gone?

Phil Brown Reason to Live (Noodle Vague), Friday, 14 August 2009 00:04 (fifteen years ago)

most likely the former, also probably thick as pigshit

badpowderfinger (electricsound), Friday, 14 August 2009 01:16 (fifteen years ago)

Having said that, I had a bulmers on tap from thr Lounge a while back and it actually tasted like a bad beer. It didnt taste like cider in the slightest. Maybe they messed up the hoses?

Spy in the Cab Sav (Trayce), Friday, 14 August 2009 01:25 (fifteen years ago)

i did actually see magners in the pub last night and immediately thought of this thread. sadly nobody there fit the thread title

badpowderfinger (electricsound), Friday, 14 August 2009 01:38 (fifteen years ago)

no chubbies???? come on.

King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 August 2009 07:27 (fifteen years ago)

ok so i'm stretching the truth a little

badpowderfinger (electricsound), Friday, 14 August 2009 16:30 (fifteen years ago)

four months pass...

already had a couple of ciders this year, have a couple of ciders left for this weekend

striker, currently playing for Italian Serie A club Milan (King Boy Pato), Friday, 1 January 2010 08:36 (fifteen years ago)

HAD a couple of ciders until housemate nicked one, they should bring back the death penalty for that type of deal.

striker, currently playing for Italian Serie A club Milan (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 7 January 2010 10:36 (fifteen years ago)

might mash after a few bangers

鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 7 January 2010 14:32 (fifteen years ago)

might gnash on a few mammaries

Not a reactionary git, just an idiot. (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 January 2010 15:25 (fifteen years ago)

Cidre bouché, bitches!

Enfonce bien tes ongles et tes doigts délicats dans la jungle de (Michael White), Thursday, 7 January 2010 17:09 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://www.independentcritics.com/images/children%20of%20men%20SPLASH.jpg

might smash after a few mangers

V-E-R-Y (history mayne), Friday, 12 February 2010 13:54 (fifteen years ago)

ten months pass...

pato gets it <3

acoleuthic, Saturday, 1 January 2011 18:46 (fourteen years ago)

what about a few mangos - for the tropical bro?

sarahel, Saturday, 1 January 2011 18:52 (fourteen years ago)


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