might smash after a few magners

there's a couple of girls on the heavy side (scarlett johannson for instance) that i might smash after a few magners

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It's a shame that Dom Passantino died because he could have posted "Beth Ditto".

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Heh, Americans!

We get Magners over here too!

xpost - It's Irish hard cider.

Also, what is the original post from?!

Genesis 3:19, read it up.

There are currently ads on UK TV for two different brands of perry - Magners and some stuff called Brothers. Both ads refer to it as "pear cider". FFS, it's called perry. I'm English, we invented drinking, we can handle different types of booze being called different names. Also the Magners "pear cider" ad features a crap English comedian...

What went on in the marketing peepses heads: "Perry" sounds too much like "Sherry" i.e. not manly enough.

Perry also might cause an unwanted association with Babycham. The ad agency probably would have called it "macho cider" if they could have got away with it. Maybe they can get Charles Augins to play off against comedian-whose-name-I-can't-be-bothered-to-look-up?
CA: "I'll have a Babycham Magner's pear cider."

and linda perry.

Babycham + Brandy = Proper Drink

Has anyone ever tried a snakebite made with perry and lager?

God knows. Probably.

I mean we used to drink MD 20/20 & K Cider "snakebite" back in the day so anything's possible.

In a way it's a positive health move that the market has moved on from Super Strength White Cider With Paint Thinner to big bottles of overpriced Babycham I guess.

(xxpost) Order it with a bit of blackcurrant and a shot of brandy as a depth charge, just in case anyone thinks you're a wuss for drinking something with perry in it...

kopparberg amirite

also no fronting this is an A+++ thread-title

^^ its the hott meme of 09, tell your friends

In a way it's a positive health move that the market has moved on from Super Strength White Cider With Paint Thinner to big bottles of overpriced Babycham I guess.

It baffles me that nobody is taking advantage of the GFC and bringing back those three litre bottles of white cider. Human misery is your way to profit, friends!

"RECESSION SPECIAL! 2 x 2 litre bottles for the price of one!" - then you could strap them to your back and drink the cider through rubber tubes, like an aqualung...

REJECT THE RECESSION WITH ACUTE ALCOHOLIC POISIONING

"PLACES IN THE GUTTER ARE LIMITED! GET THERE FIRST WITH NEW ULTRA STRENGTH WINO-CIDER!"

"Cider? Urrrrrgh, what's that?"

"It's what George Best drinks. And he said, if I didn't drink me cider then when I grow up I'd only be good enough to play for Accrington Stanley."

Maybe link it up with some reality television programming? How quick with the aid of Super Strength White Cider can we turn one of England's Young Tories with Rich Parents into a homeless wreck with no teeth and severe psychological problems? Starring our own l0u1s jagg3r!

Fresher's Week is usually more than enough time

Wait... Magners make a PERRY? WHY IS THIS NOT AVAILABLE IN AUSTRALIA &^%%#

^do not understand first sentence

Does Mangers the perry rhyme with bangers or with rangers?

Perry = pear cider, dude. Its nice, and its not easy to find round here. Theres a locally made one called Henrys of Harcourt y'can get at the markets, and I had some britisher one last week that was not too bad but a bit plain. Forget the brand tho.

Also, why can we not get that deadly paint stripper White Lightning shit here. that stuff is evil in a plastic 1.25L bottle.

Lightweights, we used to be able to get it in the UK in 3 litre bottles.

oh, then the government banned the sale of 3L bottles, so the largest available was 2L. Which lead to the unexpected side effect of kids trying to drink 4L in a night instead.

there was a burger+drink deal in the pub last night, limited range of drinks

i chose strongbow

forgive me father for I have sinned

There's nothing wrong with Strongbow. For a start, it actually contains apples. Used to be my go-to cider of choice in my drinking years.

strongbow is infinitely preferable to magners irish cider but i still felt a bit filthy

Bulmer's in Ireland = Magner's in the UK. Their cider is one of my LAD's of choice, but the pear flavour has yet to grow on me due to demonstrable laxative effect.

xpost strongbow is muck

yes but magners is insidiously-advertised muck

kopparberg, scrumpy, old rosie...there are potable ciders out there

(xpost) Actually it's a little more complex - Strongbow Cirrus is piss for teenage wankers who have just graduated from WKD. And the TV commercials have been pretty much toss for years (Johnny Vaughn, "aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh", the new one). Magners is for professional couples to drink in beer gardens.

kopparberg is the best pear i've tried, but the irish market just got a huge input of new choice thanks to tesco's reshuffling of products so here's to inebriation in the name of crippling local suppliers

bulmer's is available in the uk but isn't the same as actual bulmer's, which is magner's

^^^this is why magners is worse, strongbow at least is cheap and cheerful apple-piss which appears on burger deals xxp

best cider i had was a local brand in hereford...it was so cold it came out half-iced

OTOH for years the archer on the side of the can looked like Keith Moon, pretty much a guarantee of excellence in at least one area.

I would drink Strongbow if they brought back that television advertisement with the bloke whistling.

CM bringing an unfair attack on magner's the product, cleary ignoring magner's the cider, imo

Strongbow is a major percentage of my inebriation nowadays.

This is all part of a wider problem - the cider drinker is poorly served by the haphazard selection available in pubs and off licenses.

Strongbow in Aus = piss. Bulmers + Magners in Aus = pretty much the same thing, for some reason? I swear, I know theyre different but Ive done taste tests and I cant tell the diff.

No UK Perry here ;_; Local Henrys of Harcourt Perry is fucking ecxellent organic pear cider, mind.

Youse havent puked til you drink our Mercury cider. It's meth mixed with citric acid, I swear. Horrid shit.

oh pish mercury is not that bad

ok not that i would choose to drink cider anyway

Well a quick Google search shows that it's made by Fosters, so insert "they should concentrate on getting lager right first" joke here

no cunt should be drinking fosters

^^^ ESOJ and I come into total agreement, planets briefly align ;)

Wait, people drink Fosters now?

I thought it was a ruse to sell aluminum to America.

Magners is too sweet.

^^^ Kind of otm.

Biggest problem with hardcore scrumpy/micro-brewery ciders over here is real ale pubs serving them at room temperature as some kind of evil test of commitment to the cause.

fwiw st helier cider might be worse than magners

You know, I don't think we ever got around to the question this thread posed.

Trayce was OTM with Mercury Cider, tho'. It contains real mercury.

never forgot that time i accidentally ordered bulmers while really drunk not knowing it was cider and the first mouthful nearly killed me

in what possible world is scarlett johansson seen as 'on the heavy side' now, come on

^real talk

Christina Hendricks-types are so last year, get with the programme.

nonsense, would never not smash

^ what if she riccis out

Might smash table after a few magners. With my face.

^magner DUI

DOA more like it

^ what if she riccis out

what sort of future is this to give to our children

I had about 4 bulmers last night at that Riverland bar down on Fed Wharf.

Ughh my head.

lol some complete nobend at trivia last night thought his beer was bulmers in the taste test

his BEER

correct

Never drunk before in his life or just a long way gone?

most likely the former, also probably thick as pigshit

Having said that, I had a bulmers on tap from thr Lounge a while back and it actually tasted like a bad beer. It didnt taste like cider in the slightest. Maybe they messed up the hoses?

i did actually see magners in the pub last night and immediately thought of this thread. sadly nobody there fit the thread title

no chubbies???? come on.

ok so i'm stretching the truth a little

already had a couple of ciders this year, have a couple of ciders left for this weekend

HAD a couple of ciders until housemate nicked one, they should bring back the death penalty for that type of deal.

might mash after a few bangers

might gnash on a few mammaries

Cidre bouché, bitches!

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might smash after a few mangers

pato gets it <3

what about a few mangos - for the tropical bro?