attention!

at this moment you are now
listening to an Ice-T LP
if you are offended by words like
shit, bitch, fuck, dick, ass, hole, cunt,
dirty bitch, low motherfucker,
nigga, hooker, slut, tramp,
dirty low slut tramp bitch
hole, nigga fuck shit,
whateva..
take the tape out now!
this is not a pop album
and by the way
suck my motherfuckin' dick

Upon intial contact with Ice T's music
I had envisioned him to be an ill
Mannered and psychologically
Unstable man with an extremely
Uneducated and barbaric
Frame of mind whose raps displayed
Nothing but ridiculous jaargon
Shocking sexual audacity and
Repulsive images of the ghetto.
However after further analysis of
His music I can deduce
That he is the epitome of
Antidisestblishmentarianism who
Embodies the entire spectrum of the
Urban experience and struggle.
But to make things more plain and
Simple to the lymn, I find Ice-T to be
The dopest, flyist, O.G. pimp hustler
Gangster player hardcore
Motherfucker living today.

To be honest I am totally and
Irrevocably on his dick

Yo, Ice, Man, we halfway done with the album, man. You been throwing' all this strong, dope, stupid, fly, pimp shit, but what's up with the sex rhymes! You ain't thrown no sex rhymes yet, man. What's up with that?

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