Selective quotes for our personal and/or juvenile amusement!
― King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 8 August 2009 10:35 (sixteen years ago)
Please note that I will not be providing any cut and paste quotes until I'm off double secret probation. Sorry!
― King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 8 August 2009 10:37 (sixteen years ago)
http://planetfun.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/death-wish-uk.jpg
― AND I KNOW THE NEIGHBORS HATE ME NOW (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 8 August 2009 10:59 (sixteen years ago)
I think this is the perfect opportunity for our boy Louis to prove himself in front of The Cape faithful, to cut and paste some choice quotes about oral sex to this thread (preferably not his own comments).
― King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 8 August 2009 11:02 (sixteen years ago)
3 satisfied customers
― blobfish russian (harbl), Thursday, 30 July 2009 00:42 (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
I wonder if it's the same three who have started over 100 creepy threads/polls on ilx.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 30 July 2009 00:48 (1 week ago) Bookmark
― cockles (country matters), Saturday, 8 August 2009 11:06 (sixteen years ago)
I see you're still crepey stalking sarahel, son.
― King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 8 August 2009 11:08 (sixteen years ago)
KBP - if LJ were to crepey stalk me, I promise, you'll be the first to know.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Sunday, 9 August 2009 01:25 (sixteen years ago)
Thankfully, there are a few gems to be found amongst the tedious pile of LouJag and Kate posts...
― King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 10:49 (sixteen years ago)
i have definitely known women who didn't like cunnilingus, but then i've known some who would quite happily have nothing else
― you! me! posting! (electricsound), Tuesday, August 18, 2009 7:36 PM
MORE DETAILS JIM!!!
(obviously you understand the first question will be "chubby?")
― King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 10:50 (sixteen years ago)
So... I had a dirty dream about an ilxor - who didnt, as far as can tell, post on this thread - well played, sir, please look me up if you find yourself in Toronto!
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, August 19, 2009 1:48 AM
Do you people realise you're posting to the internet??
― King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 19 August 2009 11:31 (sixteen years ago)
I think "it's just like wanking (or being wanked) into their mouth" pretty much describes what a blowjob is. What did you think it was? Was it like, "Look ma, no hands!" and bobbing up and down on your dick like a penguin or something? No, that doesn't work for anyone.
http://www.planename.com/images/bouncing%20penguin.gif
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Wednesday, 19 August 2009 11:42 (sixteen years ago)
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― King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 19 August 2009 11:49 (sixteen years ago)
YES
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 19 August 2009 11:57 (sixteen years ago)
http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/63060276/601169
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Wednesday, 19 August 2009 12:06 (sixteen years ago)
They have the internet on computers now?
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 19 August 2009 13:01 (sixteen years ago)
the penguins have vastly improved this thread.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 20 August 2009 02:34 (sixteen years ago)
Aja/Dante (RIP) Penguins improve any thread much like the addition of mustard to a tasty burger. However, the other penguins are just along for the ride.
― King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Friday, 21 August 2009 11:06 (sixteen years ago)
if this weren't your board, I'd sb you for insulting my penguins!
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Friday, 21 August 2009 11:08 (sixteen years ago)
That wasn't an insult, it was level headed commentary, lady!!
― King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Friday, 21 August 2009 11:19 (sixteen years ago)
http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/589/pingintl7.gif
― jergins, Friday, 21 August 2009 13:16 (sixteen years ago)
King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato) has been permanently banned from I Love TMI.
pour one out
― King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 27 August 2009 10:36 (sixteen years ago)
tug one off
― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Thursday, 27 August 2009 10:37 (sixteen years ago)
― what happened? i am confused. (sarahel), Thursday, 27 August 2009 10:39 (sixteen years ago)
http://ajadante.ytmnd.com/
― King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 27 August 2009 10:41 (sixteen years ago)
― what happened? i am confused. (sarahel), Thursday, 27 August 2009 10:42 (sixteen years ago)
http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x55/Amir0x/HouseWelp.gif
― wilter, Thursday, 27 August 2009 11:15 (sixteen years ago)
Enough with the "poop" threads, guys.
― Bauhaus, in the middle of our street (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 10 April 2010 03:37 (fifteen years ago)
I Love TMI was supposed to be about people revealing secrets about their sex lives and for us to laugh at them.
― Bauhaus, in the middle of our street (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 10 April 2010 03:38 (fifteen years ago)
^^^^this
― velko, Saturday, 10 April 2010 03:46 (fifteen years ago)
a lot of it revolves around the idea that the word "poop" is inherantly funny. go team.
― Lift Your Skinny Jeans Like Antennas to Heaven (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 10 April 2010 05:34 (fifteen years ago)
― lxy, Saturday, 10 April 2010 05:38 (fifteen years ago)
king boy poopo
― fuck in rainbows, ☔ (dyao), Saturday, 10 April 2010 05:58 (fifteen years ago)
I gotta agree that titty fucking is kinda dull. I guess it can provide the sort of kinky, "doing it porn style" excitement for the first couple of times you do it, but the actual sensation isn't that awesome, even if the girl has D cup boobs. I'd definitely pick mutual masturbation or handjob over mammary intercourse. I wonder how many of the 11 voters actually enjoy doing it regularly?― Tuomas, Saturday, May 29, 2010 7:55 PM
― Tuomas, Saturday, May 29, 2010 7:55 PM
What a horrible, jaded, cynical worldview.
― more leik Kingsley Anus rite (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 29 May 2010 10:01 (fifteen years ago)
http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/589/pingintl7.gifhttp://img440.imageshack.us/img440/589/pingintl7.gif
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 13 October 2010 18:53 (fifteen years ago)