"Have you ever tasted your own Tuomas Sundae?": The Best and Worst of I Love TMI

Selective quotes for our personal and/or juvenile amusement!

Please note that I will not be providing any cut and paste quotes until I'm off double secret probation. Sorry!

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I think this is the perfect opportunity for our boy Louis to prove himself in front of The Cape faithful, to cut and paste some choice quotes about oral sex to this thread (preferably not his own comments).

3 satisfied customers

― blobfish russian (harbl), Thursday, 30 July 2009 00:42 (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I wonder if it's the same three who have started over 100 creepy threads/polls on ilx.

― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 30 July 2009 00:48 (1 week ago) Bookmark

I see you're still crepey stalking sarahel, son.

KBP - if LJ were to crepey stalk me, I promise, you'll be the first to know.

Thankfully, there are a few gems to be found amongst the tedious pile of LouJag and Kate posts...

i have definitely known women who didn't like cunnilingus, but then i've known some who would quite happily have nothing else

― you! me! posting! (electricsound), Tuesday, August 18, 2009 7:36 PM

MORE DETAILS JIM!!!

(obviously you understand the first question will be "chubby?")

So... I had a dirty dream about an ilxor - who didnt, as far as can tell, post on this thread - well played, sir, please look me up if you find yourself in Toronto!

― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, August 19, 2009 1:48 AM

Do you people realise you're posting to the internet??

I think "it's just like wanking (or being wanked) into their mouth" pretty much describes what a blowjob is. What did you think it was? Was it like, "Look ma, no hands!" and bobbing up and down on your dick like a penguin or something? No, that doesn't work for anyone.

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They have the internet on computers now?

the penguins have vastly improved this thread.

Aja/Dante (RIP) Penguins improve any thread much like the addition of mustard to a tasty burger. However, the other penguins are just along for the ride.

if this weren't your board, I'd sb you for insulting my penguins!

That wasn't an insult, it was level headed commentary, lady!!

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King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato) has been permanently banned from I Love TMI.

pour one out

tug one off

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Enough with the "poop" threads, guys.

I Love TMI was supposed to be about people revealing secrets about their sex lives and for us to laugh at them.

^^^^this

a lot of it revolves around the idea that the word "poop" is inherantly funny. go team.

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I gotta agree that titty fucking is kinda dull. I guess it can provide the sort of kinky, "doing it porn style" excitement for the first couple of times you do it, but the actual sensation isn't that awesome, even if the girl has D cup boobs. I'd definitely pick mutual masturbation or handjob over mammary intercourse. I wonder how many of the 11 voters actually enjoy doing it regularly?

― Tuomas, Saturday, May 29, 2010 7:55 PM

What a horrible, jaded, cynical worldview.

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