Let's all laugh at King Boy Pato as he tries to find a new housemate who isn't a complete bloody idiot

Seriously, if I receive another e-mail like "yeh mate id like to see the room ring me mobile" when I have specified quite clearly THAT A SHORT DESCRIPTION OF YOURSELF IS QUITE NICE, I will most annoyed.

http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/8717/51gckyw94blss500.jpg

girl next to me at work is looking for a housemate. her criteria are:
a) male
b) has a great big flatscreen tv.

http://www.channel4.com/assets/programmes/images/peep-show/mark-corrigan/peep-show-mark-corrigan_412x232.jpg

YEAH WELL I HAVE A GREAT BIG SOMETHING

Some chick might be coming around later this afternoon. Hmmm.

So this chick comes around with HER BOYFRIEND and they are BOGANS and the boyfriend asks if he can take the room FOR $20 LOWER THAN THE PRICE I PUT UP ON THE ADVERTISEMENT, which is the very same advertisement where I stated NO COUPLES (ESPECIALLY NO BOGAN COUPLES COMPRISING OF A SOUR FACED BOGAN CHICK AND DUMB ARSE BOGAN BLOKE).

I'm hoping that the two girls who look at the available rooms move in. Because a) if they don't, I have to move out and b) one is blonde and one is brunette - which means its MAN ABOUT THE HOUSE!!

i look forward to your later, "phil's nest" period

I'm already on the lookout for a one-armed dishwasher.

SO WHAT HAS HAPPENED IN THE LAST FEW DAYS

- The blonde said "no", she'd like something closer to the city but I am a very nice person and enjoyed meeting me
- The brunette never got back to me
- Despair
- Japanese housemate runs in explaining excitedly, telling me that I've been approved for the lease all by myself
- Explains that he got a two week extension on the lease as we don't have anyone else yet
- Put up advertisement again
- Nobody replies
- Thought: fuck it, move out, I fucking hate Burwood anyway
- Saw a place in PETERSHAM, home of Portuguese dudes and jelly wrestling (RIP)
- Met a chick who could be a young Trayce and a dude with a mohawk
- Talked about 4chan
- Probably will move in, they have Foxtel

burger threads to be replaced by four separate Portugese Chicken threads

^^ real talk

Hey, I *AM* a young Trayce, you cheeky fucker.

what's that granny?

You'll keep, sonny!

To be fair, I am an old King Boy Pato these days. I've started listening to Genesis!!

I don't think this chick would listen to Cocteau Twins and Japan, through, so you're still our one and only Trayce <3

Huzzah!

Movin' this Thursday, drinkin' this Friday.

THEY LET THE DUCK DOWNSTAIRS LAST NIGHT

WOW~~!!!

I just ran into the Swedish dude's room and shouted "YO OBAMA IMMA HAPPY FOR YOU AND IM GONNA LET YOU FINISH BUT THE DALAI LAMA WAS THE BEST NOBEL PRIZE WINNER OF ALL TIME!!"

YOBAMA IMMA GONNA LAMA

OK, I gotta move out of this place, it's giving me the shits...