JUST FIVE OR SO WEEKS OF SIZZLE UNTIL THE BIGGEST ROCKTOBER IN HISTORY! MORE BLACK THUNDERS ON YOUR STREETS HANDING OUT ICY CANS OF COKE! MORE MUSIC VARIETY THAT ROCKS YOUR WORKDAY!
AND IT'S EXCLUSIVE TO THE CAPE OF GOOD HOPE!!
― King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 23 August 2009 12:54 (seventeen years ago)
I WILL RETURN FOR THIS
― the godwin grech from the hilarious "harry potter" books (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 24 August 2009 11:04 (seventeen years ago)
BTW ANY SADARSE 1P3 ATTEMPT TO CONDUCT THE SAME WILL BE SCORNED FROM UPON HIGH
ALSO WE WILL HAVE A VERY SPECIAL GUEST VISTING
(don't worry folks, it's not AA)
― King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 25 August 2009 10:32 (seventeen years ago)
ALSO WE WILL HAVE A VERY SPECIAL GUEST FISTING
― the godwin grech from the hilarious "harry potter" books (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 25 August 2009 11:44 (seventeen years ago)
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3437/3268768834_0a7a0cd5a8.jpg?v=0
― what happened? i am confused. (sarahel), Tuesday, 25 August 2009 11:47 (seventeen years ago)
I will not let any of youse ruin Rocktober so be careful!!
― King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 25 August 2009 11:48 (seventeen years ago)
Big news, guys! I'm proud to announce that Joseph's Beauty Centre is going to be a major sponsor of ROCKTOBER 3!!!
― Don't Be A Ned Raggett (King Boy Pato), Friday, 4 September 2009 12:03 (seventeen years ago)
ICY COLD CANS OF KERATINE
― Minge Box Vago (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 5 September 2009 01:17 (seventeen years ago)
Counting down the days now!!
― Don't Be A Ned Raggett (King Boy Pato), Monday, 14 September 2009 11:15 (seventeen years ago)
The ROCKTOBER Calendar is to be released very shortly so hold onto your hats!!
― Don't Be A Ned Raggett (King Boy Pato), Monday, 14 September 2009 11:16 (seventeen years ago)
Just realised we have too many "appreciation" days on the draft calendar, may need to cancel sarahel Appreciation Day :(
― a light salad of Adorno, Heidegger, Derrida and Esteban Buttez (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 01:54 (seventeen years ago)
october 29 = harbl's day
― harbl, Friday, 18 September 2009 01:31 (seventeen years ago)
rocktober, i mean. of course.
http://www.uncutproducts.com/music/rocktober.jpg
― What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Friday, 18 September 2009 01:34 (seventeen years ago)
sarahel Appreciation Day is November 7.
― new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Friday, 18 September 2009 01:34 (seventeen years ago)
Here's some sizzle: expect the return of a very popular ILX feature!!
― a light salad of Adorno, Heidegger, Derrida and Esteban Buttez (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 27 September 2009 13:05 (seventeen years ago)
cankles?
― steamed hams (harbl), Sunday, 27 September 2009 13:25 (seventeen years ago)
That's in the 'maybe' pile.
― a light salad of Adorno, Heidegger, Derrida and Esteban Buttez (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 27 September 2009 13:27 (seventeen years ago)
Just one more day!!!
― unable to correctly pronounce comedy internet nickname (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 02:40 (seventeen years ago)
why can't harbl have a day.
― estela, Wednesday, 30 September 2009 05:11 (seventeen years ago)
???
harbl Day is November 1!!
― unable to correctly pronounce comedy internet nickname (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 05:19 (seventeen years ago)
btw I hate to gloat but have you noticed that 1p3 hasn't bothered with their inferior Rocktober (more like "Fauxtober") this year?? i think they finally realise there is only one Rocktober, the original and the best!!
― unable to correctly pronounce comedy internet nickname (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 05:21 (seventeen years ago)
hating to gloat is your hallmark.
― estela, Wednesday, 30 September 2009 05:29 (seventeen years ago)
I'd say that KBP has a love/hate relationship with gloating, not to be confused with goading or goats.
― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 05:31 (seventeen years ago)
poor harbl, readers will probably be cape yellow with jaundice by the time november 1 finally arrives.
― estela, Wednesday, 30 September 2009 05:33 (seventeen years ago)
she really deserves an earlier day
― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 05:34 (seventeen years ago)
kbp has a heart like a dried lentil if he doesn't give her an earlier day.
― estela, Wednesday, 30 September 2009 05:39 (seventeen years ago)
i have a love/hate relationship with glutes
― surge gainsbourg protector (haitch), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 06:05 (seventeen years ago)
give harbl an hour, that'll be enough
― jergins, Wednesday, 30 September 2009 08:45 (seventeen years ago)
If she's only going to get an hour or part of a day, at least let her have her time on a well-trafficked weekday, as opposed to some second-rate day like Sunday.
― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 08:48 (seventeen years ago)
was thinking 2-3 am edt on october 14th?
― jergins, Wednesday, 30 September 2009 09:07 (seventeen years ago)
Which EDT??
― unable to correctly pronounce comedy internet nickname (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 10:35 (seventeen years ago)
― harbl, Thursday, September 17, 2009 9:31 PM (1 week ago)
― steamed hams (harbl), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 12:05 (seventeen years ago)
Do you seriously believe I can give a day to someone who dislikes Peter Gabriel and Bacon?
Come on, I'm not a sell out.
― unable to correctly pronounce comedy internet nickname (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 13:05 (seventeen years ago)
btw Rocktober Eve is just like Christmas Eve but BETTER
― unable to correctly pronounce comedy internet nickname (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 13:06 (seventeen years ago)
instead of putting out milk and cookies for Father Christmas, we put out Pimms' and prawn sandwiches for l0u1s jagg3r
― unable to correctly pronounce comedy internet nickname (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 13:08 (seventeen years ago)
right well it's rocktober so
― if... you become naked (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 15:46 (seventeen years ago)
can't OMD share a day with OMC - and we can have OM C/D day, and the 29th can be harbl's day?
― somewhere a poll is missing its wacky write-in vote (sarahel), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 20:49 (seventeen years ago)
can't believe you won't even grant me a day after i faithfully posted on the barred from 1p3 thread when i was barred from 1p3
― steamed hams (harbl), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 20:50 (seventeen years ago)
if i get a day, harbl should definitely have a day
― somewhere a poll is missing its wacky write-in vote (sarahel), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 20:52 (seventeen years ago)
incidentally i successfully petitioned for his recent unbanning but i didn't get a day either, tsktober.
― estela, Wednesday, 30 September 2009 21:01 (seventeen years ago)
i let him insult some perfectly good penguin gifs
― somewhere a poll is missing its wacky write-in vote (sarahel), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 21:02 (seventeen years ago)
wait, i have a day, and my esteemed colleagues harbl and estela who have contributed far more to this board don't ...maybe it's a set up.
― somewhere a poll is missing its wacky write-in vote (sarahel), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 21:04 (seventeen years ago)
you are wise to be suspicious, past rocktobers have had an undercurrent of treachery.
― estela, Wednesday, 30 September 2009 21:08 (seventeen years ago)
and "appreciation" could entail a lot of unpleasant things?
― somewhere a poll is missing its wacky write-in vote (sarahel), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 21:09 (seventeen years ago)
yes, one girl's rocktober is another girl's mocktober.
― estela, Wednesday, 30 September 2009 21:12 (seventeen years ago)
but anyway i will have your back, sarahel.
― estela, Wednesday, 30 September 2009 21:13 (seventeen years ago)
i don't think i want a day anymore, couldn't my day be prawn sandwich day or something?
― somewhere a poll is missing its wacky write-in vote (sarahel), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 21:13 (seventeen years ago)
i think i know what's happening here. is this sexistober?
― steamed hams (harbl), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 21:15 (seventeen years ago)
not to be confused with sexytober
lj doesn't have a day either
― somewhere a poll is missing its wacky write-in vote (sarahel), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 21:18 (seventeen years ago)
I have a proposal. sarahel Appreciation Day can be sarahel & harbl & estela Appreciation Day - if you girls are willing to share, that is!!
― unable to correctly pronounce comedy internet nickname (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 21:23 (seventeen years ago)
i'm willing to share
― somewhere a poll is missing its wacky write-in vote (sarahel), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 21:24 (seventeen years ago)
that's like how slaves used to have 3/5 of a vote and we each get 1/3 of a day
― steamed hams (harbl), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 21:26 (seventeen years ago)
we want reparations!!!
― somewhere a poll is missing its wacky write-in vote (sarahel), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 21:27 (seventeen years ago)
we want 50% of the Rocktober schedule to be devoted to women or subjects of our choosing.
― somewhere a poll is missing its wacky write-in vote (sarahel), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 21:31 (seventeen years ago)
I will consider that proposal if those women have GREAT CANS, COOORRRRRRRR!
― unable to correctly pronounce comedy internet nickname (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 21:37 (seventeen years ago)
btw you do realise that October 2 is Joseph's Beauty Centre Free Haircuts Day, chicks love free haircuts and shit like tha
― unable to correctly pronounce comedy internet nickname (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 21:38 (seventeen years ago)