loose cunts (SFW)

This foul traitor, sent back by the bastard son of a bastard father, to lead our most splendid Rabbitohs into disrepute, shall be consigned to the hell that spawned him, in this, our most merry Redfern.

― Don't Be A Ned Raggett (King Boy Pato), Monday, 7 September 2009 12:07 (fifteen years ago)

superb thread

― kevision questler (country matters), Monday, 7 September 2009 13:25 (fifteen years ago)

Go back to spraying fake blood, posh boy.

― Don't Be A Ned Raggett (King Boy Pato), Monday, 7 September 2009 13:40 (fifteen years ago)

This thread isn't about http://www.bbc.co.uk/switch/slink/sexlovelife/amiafreak/ep_funnyflaps/ then? Strange.

― StanM, Monday, 7 September 2009 13:40 (fifteen years ago)

more threads like this and i'll be following rugby league above union, although more AFL threads wouldn't be amiss either

― kevision questler (country matters), Monday, 7 September 2009 13:42 (fifteen years ago)

I don't "get" the clothes peg. (xp)

― Don't Be A Ned Raggett (King Boy Pato), Monday, 7 September 2009 13:44 (fifteen years ago)

although more AFL threads wouldn't be amiss either

Have you decided on which AFL club you're going to support then??

― Don't Be A Ned Raggett (King Boy Pato), Monday, 7 September 2009 13:46 (fifteen years ago)

No. How should I choose? Obv not Collingwood for reasons of shit batsmanship

― kevision questler (country matters), Monday, 7 September 2009 14:00 (fifteen years ago)

Don't fucken use my jokes for a start.

― Don't Be A Ned Raggett (King Boy Pato), Monday, 7 September 2009 21:39 (fifteen years ago)

lol there's a team called Manly amirite

― kevision questler (country matters), Monday, 7 September 2009 21:42 (fifteen years ago)

:rolleyes:

I would suggest that the equivalent to Charlton Athletic is North Melbourne, but I couldn't do that to Sash.

― Don't Be A Ned Raggett (King Boy Pato), Monday, 7 September 2009 21:44 (fifteen years ago)

I'll see whichever team is ripping up the third tier and support them!

― kevision questler (country matters), Monday, 7 September 2009 21:59 (fifteen years ago)

Here's my shortlist for you, LJ:

Adelaide: good middle class team with lots of chardonnay drinkers, you may fit in.
Carlton: only the greatest sporting team in the history of western civilization but I can't see you fitting in with the Italian crew.
Fremantle: the clowns of the AFL, just like you're the court jester of The Cape!!
Hawthorn: another good middle class team but they drink reds, if it all.
Melbourne: establishment and shithouse - this is probably your best option.
Port Adelaide: for some reason they have a lot of bloody pommy fans!!
Richmond: if you are planning to suffer from emotional issues.

― Don't Be A Ned Raggett (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 02:53 (fifteen years ago)

quite like the idea of fremantle from that list

― kevision questler (country matters), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 02:54 (fifteen years ago)

You'll like the club song, it even bizarrely references an ILX legend:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvYFHHjrMrc

― Don't Be A Ned Raggett (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 08:36 (fifteen years ago)

yay it's an epic power-anthem!

― kevision questler (country matters), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:06 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.smh.com.au/news/lhqnews/slaphappy-jts-future-cloudy/2009/09/08/1252201224147.html

o wow it's actually another disaster for NRL coaches.

A wrestle ensued after the first occasion he slapped Fa'alogo and the pair had to be separated. A short time afterwards, Taylor slapped Fa'alogo again and the former New Zealand international retaliated with a punch to the jaw that left Taylor ''groggy''.

― wilter, Wednesday, 9 September 2009 02:25 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

FEVLOLA

― wilter, Friday, 25 September 2009 05:02 (fifteen years ago)

he is the treatiest

― h save-a-cap'n (haitch), Friday, 25 September 2009 05:05 (fifteen years ago)

so proud to be a Blues fan this week

― a light salad of Adorno, Heidegger, Derrida and Esteban Buttez (King Boy Pato), Friday, 25 September 2009 05:11 (fifteen years ago)

hope he doesn't lose the job, that was fucken funny

― wilter, Friday, 25 September 2009 05:14 (fifteen years ago)

"Brendan, I'm telling you, stop drinking," Alex said.
"But I just did Street Talk," Fevola slurred.

loooooool

― wilter, Friday, 25 September 2009 05:19 (fifteen years ago)

So the Fev has been banned from the Grand Final Parade today.

― MC Hamer Hall (S-), Friday, 25 September 2009 05:33 (fifteen years ago)

Also this guy:

http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2009/09/25/1253813601039.html

― MC Hamer Hall (S-), Friday, 25 September 2009 05:54 (fifteen years ago)

don't u gotta become a star before u get to carry on like that

― h save-a-cap'n (haitch), Friday, 25 September 2009 05:56 (fifteen years ago)

here's a tidy summary: http://www.smh.com.au/interactive/2009/league-annus-horribilis/index.html

thanking u smh

― wilter, Friday, 25 September 2009 05:58 (fifteen years ago)

Geelong vs St. Kilda was technically a good match but didn't do it for me (especially as the Cats won - only people who could give a shit are the ferals from Geelong).

I think the major problem is that Carlton didn't get up there.

― a light salad of Adorno, Heidegger, Derrida and Esteban Buttez (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 27 September 2009 10:46 (fifteen years ago)

ALSO: if we're a national competition and all that, why couldn't they salute legendary moments from SANFL Grand Finals from the pre-Crows and Power era? John Wynne charging into the Sturt coaches box and ruffling Jack Oatey's hair during the 1978 SANFL Grand Final is a far greater moment than say Kevin Bartlett kicking a few goals in a VFL Grand Final.

― a light salad of Adorno, Heidegger, Derrida and Esteban Buttez (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 27 September 2009 10:47 (fifteen years ago)

BTW, the greatest moment in any Australian Rules Grand Final was Dave "Grave Danger" Granger's king hit in the 1981 SANFL Grand Final which is required viewing, if only to explain to Victorians why everyone hates Port Adelaide.

― a light salad of Adorno, Heidegger, Derrida and Esteban Buttez (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 27 September 2009 10:50 (fifteen years ago)

Speaking of Dave Granger, let us take you back to the 1982 Preliminary Final and the moment his football career ended:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsZQ69Ew0tw

Of course he was totally justified in this incident as the victim was "Cornsey".

― a light salad of Adorno, Heidegger, Derrida and Esteban Buttez (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 27 September 2009 10:57 (fifteen years ago)

lol paramatta lost

― unable to correctly pronounce comedy internet nickname (King Boy Pato), Monday, 5 October 2009 11:44 (fifteen years ago)

~~At least Molly Meldrum was able to invite one team of strapping young lads to his house for celebratory drinks this year.~~

― unable to correctly pronounce comedy internet nickname (King Boy Pato), Monday, 5 October 2009 11:45 (fifteen years ago)

btw RIP Fev, Sydney needed an alcoholic full forward.

― unable to correctly pronounce comedy internet nickname (King Boy Pato), Monday, 5 October 2009 11:47 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

I think I could get on the Team GWS bandwagon if Sheeds pulls out every wacky scheme to alert the good residents of Blacktown and surrounds that Rugby League is indeed shithouse.

― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Monday, 9 November 2009 11:53 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

Why does the Brisbane Lions' new jumper looks like it was designed for a banking or insurance firm?

http://www.lions.com.au/portals/0/images_brisbane_lions/091113-o.jpg

― no mate bruce springsteen is the american jimmy barnes (King Boy Pato), Monday, 14 December 2009 09:53 (fifteen years ago)

Maybe it'll look like a real footy jumper after FEV spills a few drinks on it.

― no mate bruce springsteen is the american jimmy barnes (King Boy Pato), Monday, 14 December 2009 09:55 (fifteen years ago)

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