Bad Hat! Bad Hat! And there's more...Naughty Sleeve! Naughty Sleeve!
― I am not a pervert ... I am an aesthete (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 22:05 (sixteen years ago)
The miners love this RC Cola!
― I am not a pervert ... I am an aesthete (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 22:06 (sixteen years ago)
Are there any courtoom cliches?
― I am not a pervert ... I am an aesthete (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 22:07 (sixteen years ago)
Last year's Play School auditions!
u r speaking moonman
― PHEAR MY POORAPULT (jjjusten), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 22:08 (sixteen years ago)
Not to worry, mine is looking as spiffy as ever!
― I am not a pervert ... I am an aesthete (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 22:15 (sixteen years ago)
Oh sorry, I thought it was Stupid Sideburns Day!
― I am not a pervert ... I am an aesthete (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 22:28 (sixteen years ago)
um
― TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 22:29 (sixteen years ago)
― PHEAR MY POORAPULT (jjjusten), Wednesday, November 4, 2009 2:08 PM (21 minutes ago)
― sarahel, Wednesday, 4 November 2009 22:31 (sixteen years ago)
Like my fanfare?
― I am not a pervert ... I am an aesthete (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 22:37 (sixteen years ago)
The man they call...Sgt. Olden!
― I am not a pervert ... I am an aesthete (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 22:49 (sixteen years ago)
um. . .
― TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 22:50 (sixteen years ago)
This is appalling coffee!
― I am not a pervert ... I am an aesthete (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 22:58 (sixteen years ago)
This man thinks he's an ATM Machine!
― I am not a pervert ... I am an aesthete (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 23:04 (sixteen years ago)
And we'll all pretend the sets don't shake
― i obtain much semillon (Trayce), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 23:05 (sixteen years ago)
(I cant remember anything else about it now except for that one guy whos name was Frontbottom)
Judge Muttonchops!
― I am not a pervert ... I am an aesthete (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 23:06 (sixteen years ago)
But what ain't we got? We ain't got--DAMES!
― I am not a pervert ... I am an aesthete (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 23:52 (sixteen years ago)
That applause was for me, Frontbottom!
― I am not a pervert ... I am an aesthete (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 23:54 (sixteen years ago)
Still prefer Bargearse.
― i obtain much semillon (Trayce), Thursday, 5 November 2009 04:11 (sixteen years ago)
^^ prefers fart jokes over whimsy
― I am not a pervert ... I am an aesthete (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 5 November 2009 04:56 (sixteen years ago)
don't you think bums are funny?
― quaq quao, sweetie (electricsound), Thursday, 5 November 2009 04:58 (sixteen years ago)
(^actually once said by tex perkins)
Of course I prefer fart jokes what kind of boganette d'ya think I am anyway.
― i obtain much semillon (Trayce), Thursday, 5 November 2009 04:59 (sixteen years ago)
Are you a man? Or a pooper scooper?
― I am not a pervert ... I am an aesthete (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 5 November 2009 11:46 (sixteen years ago)
Pizza...Fingers! Taste so good to eat!
― I am not a pervert ... I am an aesthete (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 5 November 2009 11:50 (sixteen years ago)
It's this series! It's too poncey!
― I am not a pervert ... I am an aesthete (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 5 November 2009 11:51 (sixteen years ago)
The Little River Band, ever heard of them?
― I am not a pervert ... I am an aesthete (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 5 November 2009 11:52 (sixteen years ago)
I'd like to welcome...Governor Funbags!
― I am not a pervert ... I am an aesthete (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 5 November 2009 11:55 (sixteen years ago)
How about some early Chisels??
― I am not a pervert ... I am an aesthete (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 5 November 2009 11:56 (sixteen years ago)
It's based on an old Racy number, "Lay Your Mud On Me"!
― I am not a pervert ... I am an aesthete (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 5 November 2009 11:58 (sixteen years ago)
Mud, exciting and new! Coming along we're expecting you!
― I am not a pervert ... I am an aesthete (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 5 November 2009 11:59 (sixteen years ago)
They are they are they are they are they are they are they are!
― I am not a pervert ... I am an aesthete (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 5 November 2009 12:02 (sixteen years ago)
Well, these bell bottoms are a perfect fit.
― I am not a pervert ... I am an aesthete (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 5 November 2009 12:03 (sixteen years ago)
Frontbottom's a wanker! Frontbottom's a wanker!
― I am not a pervert ... I am an aesthete (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 5 November 2009 12:04 (sixteen years ago)
Now I'm off to prepare for Hello Dolly!
― I am not a pervert ... I am an aesthete (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 5 November 2009 12:06 (sixteen years ago)
Mystifying cutaways!
― I am not a pervert ... I am an aesthete (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 5 November 2009 12:09 (sixteen years ago)
Old Mister Tightpants!
― I am not a pervert ... I am an aesthete (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 5 November 2009 12:11 (sixteen years ago)
Drunken Acting by Oliver Reed, Esq.
― I am not a pervert ... I am an aesthete (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 5 November 2009 12:13 (sixteen years ago)
Drinking, sleeping with women...that doesn't sound like my son!
― I am not a pervert ... I am an aesthete (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 5 November 2009 12:15 (sixteen years ago)
The bastard nuggeted me, sir!
― I am not a pervert ... I am an aesthete (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 5 November 2009 12:16 (sixteen years ago)
Boy! Bring me another Pimms!
― I am not a pervert ... I am an aesthete (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 5 November 2009 12:17 (sixteen years ago)
Who said I'd be overacting in this scene??
― I am not a pervert ... I am an aesthete (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 5 November 2009 12:19 (sixteen years ago)
Having problems with the fuzz??
― I am not a pervert ... I am an aesthete (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 5 November 2009 12:21 (sixteen years ago)
A poncey old twit with tight pants?
― I am not a pervert ... I am an aesthete (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 5 November 2009 12:22 (sixteen years ago)
Yoko Ono!
My Rolf Harris impersonation!
― I am not a pervert ... I am an aesthete (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 5 November 2009 12:23 (sixteen years ago)
You and Yoko Ono??
― I am not a pervert ... I am an aesthete (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 5 November 2009 12:25 (sixteen years ago)
No-one messes up my hair and lives to tell the tale!
― I am not a pervert ... I am an aesthete (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 5 November 2009 12:28 (sixteen years ago)
You're Ridge to my Bailey!
― I am not a pervert ... I am an aesthete (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 5 November 2009 12:29 (sixteen years ago)
The law he does upholdem! You know you have been toldem! When you meet the man called Sgt. Oldeeeeeeen!
― I am not a pervert ... I am an aesthete (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 5 November 2009 12:31 (sixteen years ago)
This calls for a warm wombat's piss!
I'm joining "Chances"!
― I am not a pervert ... I am an aesthete (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 5 November 2009 12:32 (sixteen years ago)
Ol' Plastic Mo!
― I am not a pervert ... I am an aesthete (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 5 November 2009 12:34 (sixteen years ago)
Chief Littledick? But you had inside information!
Giddy up, Penelope!
― I am not a pervert ... I am an aesthete (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 5 November 2009 12:35 (sixteen years ago)
Come on, Frontbottom - show us that iron fist that we've been hearing so much about!
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 01:22 (sixteen years ago)
Big tits! Small dicks!
― "The Dad" from Gay Dad (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 11:23 (sixteen years ago)
I predicted that you'd be shit at this.