I know you fey losers like cats and dogs and birds so here we are!!
― striker, currently playing for Italian Serie A club Milan (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 3 January 2010 22:22 (fifteen years ago)
1. Anytime your pet wants attention, it really wants FOOD.
2. Your pets only pretend to like you for your FOOD.
3. Pets act all cute thinking that you will reward its cuteness with FOOD.
― striker, currently playing for Italian Serie A club Milan (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 3 January 2010 22:23 (fifteen years ago)
4. It's really quite amusing when you teach a caged bird to say swear words.
― striker, currently playing for Italian Serie A club Milan (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 3 January 2010 22:27 (fifteen years ago)
5. Try putting a bit of Red Bull in your dog's water bowl to see if it gives it wings. (Let me know if it does or if dies of a heart attack, thx.)
― striker, currently playing for Italian Serie A club Milan (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 3 January 2010 22:34 (fifteen years ago)
it's cats that need taurine silly
― avocado constant (electricsound), Sunday, 3 January 2010 22:36 (fifteen years ago)
6. Cats need Catsup, chump.
― striker, currently playing for Italian Serie A club Milan (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 3 January 2010 22:37 (fifteen years ago)
7. Cats only call themselves "dogg" in webcomics.
― striker, currently playing for Italian Serie A club Milan (King Boy Pato), Monday, 4 January 2010 03:25 (fifteen years ago)