[CAPRIL '10] A Collection of Sure-Fire Pick-Up Lines

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Let's kick it off with one as used by our very own k1t "sic" brash:

"That fake cheese...you know what I'm talkin' 'bout, right?"

all the pure blonde you could drink (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 13:18 (fifteen years ago)

fake butter iirc

one of the jones boys (sic), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 22:21 (fifteen years ago)

Either one works imho

all the pure blonde you could drink (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 23:31 (fifteen years ago)

^ PUA fail, cheese wouldn't have got that response of wide-eyed delight

one of the jones boys (sic), Thursday, 1 April 2010 00:41 (fifteen years ago)

"wide-eyed delight", you say

all the pure blonde you could drink (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 1 April 2010 01:19 (fifteen years ago)

^ not used to recognising such expressions on girls he chats to

one of the jones boys (sic), Thursday, 1 April 2010 03:07 (fifteen years ago)

not true, I reminded M the other day that I have every episode of TLS

all the pure blonde you could drink (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 1 April 2010 05:49 (fifteen years ago)

please don't squabble, it's upsetting.

estela, Thursday, 1 April 2010 05:59 (fifteen years ago)

this is just friendly discourse, e

all the pure blonde you could drink (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 1 April 2010 06:00 (fifteen years ago)

:D

estela, Thursday, 1 April 2010 06:06 (fifteen years ago)

i was quite worried.

estela, Thursday, 1 April 2010 06:06 (fifteen years ago)

not true, I reminded M the other day that I have every episode of TLS

not to get all irl or anything, but iirc you said this to me, in front of her, and she claimed to have them all herself too

one of the jones boys (sic), Thursday, 1 April 2010 06:36 (fifteen years ago)

no she had them but then lost them and i expect as soon as she gets them from me, i shant see her again

all the pure blonde you could drink (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 1 April 2010 07:45 (fifteen years ago)

but you're right, we musn't get wound up in irl talk as it is taking away from the raison d'etre of this thread

all the pure blonde you could drink (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 1 April 2010 07:46 (fifteen years ago)

10. Use this line: "My friends call me John Mellencamp. Cause "Cougar" is my middle name."

― Hurting 2, Saturday, March 22, 2008 2:46 PM

all the pure blonde you could drink (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 1 April 2010 07:49 (fifteen years ago)

Thank goodness I brought my library card, cz I am checkin' you out.

Fetchboy, Thursday, 1 April 2010 07:59 (fifteen years ago)

hey pato, there's a dude on this king st bus w/ collar-hanging sunglasses PRINTED ON his t-shirt

peacock protip

one of the jones boys (sic), Thursday, 1 April 2010 09:32 (fifteen years ago)

holy shit that is perfect for peacocking at the bank thanks for dis

all the pure blonde you could drink (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 1 April 2010 10:18 (fifteen years ago)

u r so sexy when u wink like that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― ian, Tuesday, October 20, 2009 6:59 PM (5 months ago)

broa super (unregistered), Friday, 2 April 2010 02:33 (fifteen years ago)


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