[CAPRIL '10] A Collection of Sure-Fire Pick-Up Lines

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Let's kick it off with one as used by our very own k1t "sic" brash:

"That fake cheese...you know what I'm talkin' 'bout, right?"

all the pure blonde you could drink (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 13:18 (sixteen years ago)

fake butter iirc

one of the jones boys (sic), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 22:21 (sixteen years ago)

Either one works imho

all the pure blonde you could drink (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 23:31 (sixteen years ago)

^ PUA fail, cheese wouldn't have got that response of wide-eyed delight

one of the jones boys (sic), Thursday, 1 April 2010 00:41 (sixteen years ago)

"wide-eyed delight", you say

all the pure blonde you could drink (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 1 April 2010 01:19 (sixteen years ago)

^ not used to recognising such expressions on girls he chats to

one of the jones boys (sic), Thursday, 1 April 2010 03:07 (sixteen years ago)

not true, I reminded M the other day that I have every episode of TLS

all the pure blonde you could drink (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 1 April 2010 05:49 (sixteen years ago)

please don't squabble, it's upsetting.

estela, Thursday, 1 April 2010 05:59 (sixteen years ago)

this is just friendly discourse, e

all the pure blonde you could drink (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 1 April 2010 06:00 (sixteen years ago)

:D

estela, Thursday, 1 April 2010 06:06 (sixteen years ago)

i was quite worried.

estela, Thursday, 1 April 2010 06:06 (sixteen years ago)

not true, I reminded M the other day that I have every episode of TLS

not to get all irl or anything, but iirc you said this to me, in front of her, and she claimed to have them all herself too

one of the jones boys (sic), Thursday, 1 April 2010 06:36 (sixteen years ago)

no she had them but then lost them and i expect as soon as she gets them from me, i shant see her again

all the pure blonde you could drink (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 1 April 2010 07:45 (sixteen years ago)

but you're right, we musn't get wound up in irl talk as it is taking away from the raison d'etre of this thread

all the pure blonde you could drink (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 1 April 2010 07:46 (sixteen years ago)

10. Use this line: "My friends call me John Mellencamp. Cause "Cougar" is my middle name."

― Hurting 2, Saturday, March 22, 2008 2:46 PM

all the pure blonde you could drink (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 1 April 2010 07:49 (sixteen years ago)

Thank goodness I brought my library card, cz I am checkin' you out.

Fetchboy, Thursday, 1 April 2010 07:59 (sixteen years ago)

hey pato, there's a dude on this king st bus w/ collar-hanging sunglasses PRINTED ON his t-shirt

peacock protip

one of the jones boys (sic), Thursday, 1 April 2010 09:32 (sixteen years ago)

holy shit that is perfect for peacocking at the bank thanks for dis

all the pure blonde you could drink (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 1 April 2010 10:18 (sixteen years ago)

u r so sexy when u wink like that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― ian, Tuesday, October 20, 2009 6:59 PM (5 months ago)

broa super (unregistered), Friday, 2 April 2010 02:33 (sixteen years ago)


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