You stuck my flash drive in your vagina - m4w - 25 (philadelphia)

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/mis/1701584027.html

Hope ya didn't get a virus! /me gets coat

I am confused. I’d like to see you again. I’d like to see my flash drive again.

man I'm not a prude or nothin but if you don't even know a person's last name maybe spring for a fucking hotel room instead of giving them full run of your valuables

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE SET THIS TO MUSIC

recopied for when this craiglist posting is eventually deleted because this should remain FOREVER

You stuck my flash drive in your vagina. If you are reading this, you know who you are. I don’t think this is a fad sweeping the city, so this one’s for you.

We met at a Millcreek Tavern. You said you were from Lancaster. You were beautiful, you liked me. It was perfect. But then…

We went back to my apartment. We watched The Breakfast Club. You had never seen it before. We then ended up in my bed, as planned. And had sex, as planned.

You looked beautiful half covered in my sheets when I left to use the bathroom. When I came back, this is what I saw:

You standing naked at my computer. You with your hand on the keyboard, not typing. You grabbing the flash drive.

The flash drive pops out.

You look at it.

You squat a little bit.

You insert it into your vagina, like a tampon.

I am speechless.

You proceed to get dressed, say you have to go home, and leave. The number you gave me doesn’t work.

I am confused. I’d like to see you again. I’d like to see my flash drive again.

Your name is Rebecca. You have long blond hair.

Please get in touch. I am a very understanding person.

title it "James Bond's Heartbreak" or something

this is astounding

if not quite as astounding as the gay dog

actually they should be polled

no no no

that leads us directly down the path leading to "you stuck my gay dog in your vagina" and no one wants that

"we will not tolerate your flash drive on these premises. please leave"

Try singing the Craigslist posting to the tune of this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1QXJbU6yTA&feature=related

Bb
You standing naked
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At the computer
D7
You with your hand
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On the keyboard,
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Not
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Typing,
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Not
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Typing.

excellent find KBP.

responsible ownership of a flash drive...

such a good story behind this. guy gets mistakenly pegged as a spy, a la "the man with one red shoe"

gets seduced by another spy, who intends to steal his flash drive to get information on him

he sees her putting flash drive in vagina LOL!

This is severe awesomeness.