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― They'll be dancing in the streets of Košice tonight (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 27 June 2010 20:51 (fifteen years ago)
heard a rumour they were welsh paid to dress up and attend tbh
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 June 2010 23:11 (fifteen years ago)
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Sport/Pix/pictures/2010/6/27/1277665571965/tim-bresnan-OT-006.jpg
― Mertesacker Emptiness (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 27 June 2010 23:13 (fifteen years ago)
cricket is about the definition of a consolation sport
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 June 2010 23:15 (fifteen years ago)
Thankig u England for only winning 1 match while I was successfully avoiding the shouting and honking by being in Belfast and getting yourselves knocked out while we stood in a line in the airport on the way back
― atoms breaking heart (a passing spacecadet), Sunday, 27 June 2010 23:17 (fifteen years ago)
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― so you want Mark Ronson to cry into your ass (acoleuthic), Sunday, 27 June 2010 23:47 (fifteen years ago)
I'm really saving this thread for the 2010 COMMONWEALTH GAMES when Australia wins 200 gold medals and England only wins 60 or so.
― They'll be dancing in the streets of Košice tonight (King Boy Pato), Monday, 28 June 2010 08:34 (fifteen years ago)
Also:
http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/jun2010/3/9/image-1-for-political-pictures-of-the-month-june-gallery-641973807.jpg
― They'll be dancing in the streets of Košice tonight (King Boy Pato), Monday, 28 June 2010 08:36 (fifteen years ago)
Chortle
― dead flower :( (Pashmina), Monday, 28 June 2010 09:08 (fifteen years ago)
Funny how that shut everyone up, through.
― They'll be dancing in the streets of Košice tonight (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 11:50 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah, coz I don't know what it is or what it signifies (can a cabinet haz briefcase?)
lol england and its politically obtuse populace
― so you want Mark Ronson to cry into your ass (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 11:56 (fifteen years ago)
meanwhile, Australia are staring a WHITEWASH full in the FACE
can a cabinet haz briefcase?
oh i forgot cambridge grads dont need to worry about social services
― They'll be dancing in the streets of Košice tonight (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 11:58 (fifteen years ago)
am down to my last £20, in fact
― so you want Mark Ronson to cry into your ass (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 11:59 (fifteen years ago)
"20?! when I was your age, young man, etc"
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 12:00 (fifteen years ago)
I'm sure I'd feel hardzinged if I hd any idea to what lj's referring
― how much can a koala ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (sic), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 06:28 (fifteen years ago)
^fairweather cricket fan
― so you want Mark Ronson to cry into your ass (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 09:47 (fifteen years ago)
what other kind of fan can you be when they call off a game due to rain?
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 09:48 (fifteen years ago)
I don't think he's seen any sporting event since the 1994 Commonwealth Games. That's why he's getting deported. That and the fact that I hear he's having Japanese for dinner tomorrow night.
― They'll be dancing in the streets of Košice tonight (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 11:20 (fifteen years ago)
KBP! Tell me what you think of the Bollinger-Johnson-Tait-Siddle-Smith Ashes attack. And whether this O'Keefe character can live up to his near-namesake KING KERRY. And whether there's still a NSW bias!
― so you want Mark Ronson to cry into your ass (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 11:25 (fifteen years ago)
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s26/KOuliSs/fight-back.jpg
pakistan ur next
― They'll be dancing in the streets of Košice tonight (King Boy Pato), Monday, 5 July 2010 10:39 (fifteen years ago)
we didn't want you guys to get so demoralised you'd quit cricket altogether
that Tait fella - handy trundler ain't he. pity South Australia never get to put him on the park
― so you want Mark Ronson to cry into your ass (acoleuthic), Monday, 5 July 2010 10:53 (fifteen years ago)
South Australia still has...uh...er...um...have you seen the plans for the new Adelaide Oval yet? Also, Afridi might come back for the BIG BASH.
― They'll be dancing in the streets of Košice tonight (King Boy Pato), Monday, 5 July 2010 11:52 (fifteen years ago)
the KFC BIG BASH you mean!
and no I haven't seen the plans - are they going to put a tiny bit of actual real grass on the pitch?
― so you want Mark Ronson to cry into your ass (acoleuthic), Monday, 5 July 2010 12:16 (fifteen years ago)
Sorry, I forgot the work of the good people at KFC there. I have been on a Red Rooster kick of late.
The Adelaide Oval is going to be bigger and better in order to hold more Cricket fans and Australian Rules Football and the 2018 2022 Football World Cup!
― They'll be dancing in the streets of Košice tonight (King Boy Pato), Monday, 5 July 2010 12:22 (fifteen years ago)
Football World Cup at the Addy Oval? I do hope they retain the sanctity of the Members' Stand. Think of the spluttering!
― so you want Mark Ronson to cry into your ass (acoleuthic), Monday, 5 July 2010 12:24 (fifteen years ago)
They have demolished it!! Ahead of Adelaide United playing two games this summer in between the Cricket series involving Australia and a minor European nation.
― They'll be dancing in the streets of Košice tonight (King Boy Pato), Monday, 5 July 2010 12:26 (fifteen years ago)
THIS. IS. AN. OUTRAGE!
Well, they'd better unban beer snakes. I think they could be to Australia '22 what vuvuzelas are to SA '10
― so you want Mark Ronson to cry into your ass (acoleuthic), Monday, 5 July 2010 12:29 (fifteen years ago)
^^^
also crowd invasions of drunk blokes streaking and/or beating up on foreign teams
― They'll be dancing in the streets of Košice tonight (King Boy Pato), Monday, 5 July 2010 12:31 (fifteen years ago)
Merv Hughes fake moustaches on football fans, especially Brazilian ones
― so you want Mark Ronson to cry into your ass (acoleuthic), Monday, 5 July 2010 12:35 (fifteen years ago)
Socceroos do Merv-style aerobics in the quiet period of a 0-0 draw with Paraguay.
― They'll be dancing in the streets of Košice tonight (King Boy Pato), Monday, 5 July 2010 12:36 (fifteen years ago)
A lone barracker sledges Otto Rehhagel while the rest of the crowd look on approvingly
― so you want Mark Ronson to cry into your ass (acoleuthic), Monday, 5 July 2010 12:50 (fifteen years ago)
I don't think he's seen any sporting event since the 1994 Commonwealth Games.
there's a Commonwealth games now?
― oh shit a ◕‿‿◕ (sic), Monday, 5 July 2010 12:56 (fifteen years ago)
HEY LOOK, Peter George in the Test squad! PROUD TIMES FOR SUDAUSTRALIEN REDBACKS
― so you want Mark Ronson to cry into your ass (acoleuthic), Monday, 5 July 2010 15:56 (fifteen years ago)
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01902/iceland_1902315b.jpg
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 28 June 2016 11:09 (nine years ago)
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― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 28 June 2016 11:11 (nine years ago)
the only conceivable response involves rugby union. it's come to this
― imago, Tuesday, 28 June 2016 11:34 (nine years ago)
ah m8 to be fair there is plenty of reverse-zing material to find in the federal election campaign
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 28 June 2016 12:18 (nine years ago)
you lot just won a trilateral odi series though. tip top form even as your nation yields to hard-right populism
― imago, Tuesday, 28 June 2016 12:23 (nine years ago)
yeh glad we beat the west indies, we might be able to beat sri lanka now
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 28 June 2016 22:15 (nine years ago)
even as your nation yields to hard-right populism
this is breaking news
― glandular lansbury (sic), Tuesday, 28 June 2016 23:16 (nine years ago)
yeah but you just got worse, right, like us
― imago, Tuesday, 28 June 2016 23:23 (nine years ago)
pretty much stoked for Boris starting World War III at some stage this year
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Friday, 15 July 2016 10:04 (nine years ago)
good luck with this cutting yourself from the rest of the civilised world thing
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 09:46 (eight years ago)
thanks, we'll need it
― Neil S, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 09:48 (eight years ago)
we don't need luck, we have the crystal-clear masterplan and unrivalled negotiating skills of theresa may's government to ensure great britain is made great again
― tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 09:48 (eight years ago)
the Commonwealth has got our back
― Django Chutney (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 09:49 (eight years ago)
hey where's good to emigrate to btw - asking for a friend
― tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 09:49 (eight years ago)
;_;
― emil.y, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 09:49 (eight years ago)
http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/images/ic/976xn/p04x91b3.jpg
― Bill Teeters (Tom D.), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 09:51 (eight years ago)
https://cdn.meme.am/cache/images/folder886/400x/10556886.jpg
'this is our most desperate hour. help us, st kitts & nevis. you're out only hope.'
― tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 09:52 (eight years ago)
hoping for a republic referendum in the next decade, strategically timed to cause further despair and inferiority about your place in the world
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 09:58 (eight years ago)
(you're still a good bunch of blokes and sheilas but)
dunno where you're getting your info but we're a bunch of cunts tbh
― tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 10:01 (eight years ago)
a nation of Farages. The Scots are okay, mostly
― Neil S, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 10:02 (eight years ago)
http://www.crystalinks.com/druids_stonehenge.jpg
these aren't the druids you're looking for
― Django Chutney (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 10:03 (eight years ago)
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/degrassi/images/3/32/Eric_Pickles_.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140731190144
'that's no moon!'
― tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 10:05 (eight years ago)
http://www.stroudnewsandjournal.co.uk/resources/images/5233955.jpg
― Bill Teeters (Tom D.), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 10:09 (eight years ago)
https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/nintchdbpict0002471247541.jpg
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 10:11 (eight years ago)
xp something something wretched hive of scum and villainy okay that's enough star wars for now
― tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 10:11 (eight years ago)
this positive feedback is coming from a bunch of cunts so
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 11:05 (eight years ago)
'the feedback is coming from inside the cunt'
― tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 11:12 (eight years ago)
well... better fire up this thread again
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 12:13 (eight years ago)
fondly looking towards the socialist utopias of the south pacific
― Raul Chamgerlain (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 12:15 (eight years ago)
** slightly competent (and slightly racist) labor opposition** er...
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 12:16 (eight years ago)
fondly looking towards the unspoiled, ungoverned vistas of tharsis
http://media-channel.nationalgeographic.com/media/uploads/photos/content/photo/2016/08/29/MARS_Helmets_DL.jpg
― years of immersion in the seduction community (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 12:18 (eight years ago)
bingo
the scourge is clearly English people and their descendants
― Raul Chamgerlain (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 12:18 (eight years ago)
on mars we'll all be martians
psyched tbh
― years of immersion in the seduction community (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 12:20 (eight years ago)
Mars must be kept clean of Englishes, the virus must be contained imo
― Raul Chamgerlain (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 12:24 (eight years ago)
i'm all for it tbh
― years of immersion in the seduction community (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 12:26 (eight years ago)
I should study Martian law in the hope of being called to the Mars Bar.
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 12:37 (eight years ago)
mars is a lawless place - better to knuckle down on learning the music of bruce willis in the hope of landing a gig as bruno mars
― years of immersion in the seduction community (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 12:44 (eight years ago)
united in our being ruled by rupert fucking murdoch whatever happens
― fucking pop records (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 12:53 (eight years ago)
this is where we discuss ben stokes, criminal
― imago, Thursday, 28 September 2017 00:59 (seven years ago)
/ ben stokes, strong-armed hero of progressive england
― imago, Thursday, 28 September 2017 11:04 (seven years ago)
ben stokes, strong-armed hero of progressive england
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2HgPKJP2x4
― Smootown Philly (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 1 October 2017 10:11 (seven years ago)
can't believe they couldn't catch this during the nets session in Amsterdam
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/09/30/21/44E6C13A00000578-4936954-image-a-1_1506802410537.jpg
― Smootown Philly (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 1 October 2017 10:13 (seven years ago)
to think of all the lol penalty shootout jokes
maybe saturday, hey
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 4 July 2018 09:57 (seven years ago)
the croats will see this one through, surely
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 8 July 2018 00:46 (seven years ago)
[desperately tries to pivot this thread back to a little bit of politics]
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Monday, 9 July 2018 12:41 (seven years ago)
must admit that I've only had limited time to keep tabs on how little old England is going but I'm only seeing positive news stories such as Greggs now offering home delivery (thank you to the friends of the Cape at LADBible)
― riposte malone (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 15 November 2018 11:01 (six years ago)
again, I'm still not quite up to speed on news coming from jolly old England - but I'm sure it's still all positive, based on the gamechanger that is Morrisons' Christmas Dinner In a Giant Cornish Pasty (thanks again to the friends of the Cape at LADBible)
― riposte malone (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 09:54 (six years ago)
I want it, badly.
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 10:35 (six years ago)
hearing something about 'no confidence' for some reason, but I am confident that M&S' Foot Long Pigs In Blankets will be a big seller this Christmas (thank again to the friends of the Cape at LADBible)
― riposte malone (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 12 December 2018 09:37 (six years ago)
i love how may’s future will be decided in a “lightning speed” party room spill over t w o h o u r s. they are totally amateurs at this spill thing.
― calamity gammon (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 12 December 2018 09:42 (six years ago)
Well, it's 2019, and I would expect that England is speeding towards to an exciting future, much like the lad caught driving his car at 123mph to get a kebab (thanks as always to the friends of the Cape at LADbible.)
― Marie Kondo Rock (King Boy Pato), Monday, 14 January 2019 09:02 (six years ago)
We regret to advise that the Cape of Good Hope has been forced to cut ties with LADbible after they published two stories on this 'Brexit' thing
― Marie Kondo Rock (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 09:10 (six years ago)
Ironically, I am currently eating a pasty.
― Marie Kondo Rock (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 09:11 (six years ago)
I’m in a cheap yakitori joint in Sapporo, they are playing fairport convention this seems as good a moment as any to pour one out for lol England.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 11:57 (six years ago)
Aww :)
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 11:58 (six years ago)
here we fucking go!!!!
― Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 10:56 (six years ago)
you hate to see it
― Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 11:07 (six years ago)
if we play this right and dont get sucked in we'll own these clowns but christmas
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 11:11 (six years ago)
Now we both have blind idiots for prime ministers
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 11:14 (six years ago)
boris meeting scoot morrison will probably suck the universe into a black hole of utter fucking deadshittedness
― Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 11:19 (six years ago)
Just finished s2 of Fleabag, read the Fleabag thread, so much hand-wringing because she sounds/is posh
― And according to some websites, there were “sexcapades.” (James Morrison), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 01:37 (six years ago)
ok polling it
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 08:30 (six years ago)
well not much happening there is it
― Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 11:05 (six years ago)
Another blow to a Tory! (Thanks as always to our friends at The LAD Bible.)
― Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 5 September 2019 11:08 (six years ago)
Must admit that I didn't realise that Brexit was all part of a scheme to obtain a discount on Tim Tams.
PM @BorisJohnson on the commencement of free trade agreement talks between the UK and Australia 🇬🇧🇦🇺 pic.twitter.com/WxqaZdqL5q— UK Prime Minister (@10DowningStreet) June 17, 2020
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 11:09 (five years ago)
He can have the Tim rams if we can get zero tariffs on scampi fries.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 13:20 (five years ago)
just bumping this thread for no particular reason
(sorry)
― Keep the Aspidistra TikToking (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 13:09 (two years ago)