LITERALLY
http://www.thedailymaverick.co.za/photo/resize/2010-08-25-kevin-bloody-wilson1/618/408
Kevin Bloody Wilson plays at Joburg’s Carnival City on Friday 27 and Saturday 28 August, then in Cape Town, Durban, Pietermaritzburg, Port Elizabeth, East London and Nelspruit.
― The Corangamite Manoeuvre (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 28 August 2010 06:50 (fifteen years ago)
Kevin Bloody Wilson FACT: Kevin Bloody Wilson's real name is Dennis Bryant
― The Corangamite Manoeuvre (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 28 August 2010 07:48 (fifteen years ago)
does he really look like that
― ITS YA BOY (zorn_bond.mp3), Saturday, 28 August 2010 07:50 (fifteen years ago)
Kevin Bloody Wilson FACT: Kevin Bloody Wilson's repertoire includes such gems as 'Absolute Cunt of a Day', 'My Grandfather's Cock' and 'Fuck Ya Guts Out'
― The Corangamite Manoeuvre (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 28 August 2010 07:50 (fifteen years ago)
Kevin Bloody Wilson FACT: Kevin Bloody Wilson's daughter performs under the name Jenny Talia
― The Corangamite Manoeuvre (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 28 August 2010 07:51 (fifteen years ago)
Kevin Bloody Wilson FACT: The majority of Kevin Bloody Wilson's fans are male
― The Corangamite Manoeuvre (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 28 August 2010 07:52 (fifteen years ago)
'Stick Your Fucking Phone Up Your Fucking Arse' very nearly ended up as the hold music for a company I used to work for.
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Saturday, 28 August 2010 07:55 (fifteen years ago)
Kevin Bloody Wilson FACT: Kevin Bloody Wilson's first pair of comedy breasts can be seen here:
http://www.kevinbloodywilson.com/wp-content/uploads/IMG_6563-300x225.jpg
xp that's damn impressive.
― The Corangamite Manoeuvre (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 28 August 2010 07:56 (fifteen years ago)
It was an IT support company.
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Saturday, 28 August 2010 07:58 (fifteen years ago)
Kevin Bloody Wilson FACT: Kevin Bloody Wilson's autobiography is released in NOVEMBER (First Tuesday Book Club reviews forthcoming)
― The Corangamite Manoeuvre (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 28 August 2010 07:59 (fifteen years ago)
(correction: the above image contains Kevin Bloody Wilson's first pair of South African comedy breasts; Kevin Bloody Wilson has in the past acquired comedy breasts of unknown origin)
― The Corangamite Manoeuvre (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 28 August 2010 08:01 (fifteen years ago)
Kevin Bloody Wilson FACT: He hosted a country music show on 6KG in Kalgoorlie from 1973 to 1980, before he was thrown off air for playing the parody song, "I'm Heaving On A Jet Plane".
― Prime Minister Dougal McGuire (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 28 August 2010 11:59 (fifteen years ago)
song title made me irl lol
― Widow of Opportunity (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 28 August 2010 12:01 (fifteen years ago)
Kevin Bloody Wilson FACT: The Kevin Bloody Wilson discography includes classic songs like "That Fucking Cat's Back", "Mick the Master Farter", "You Can't Say Cunt In Canada" and "Nigel Krap".
― Prime Minister Dougal McGuire (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 28 August 2010 12:02 (fifteen years ago)
KEVIN BLOODY WILSON IS NOW ON TWITTER: http://twitter.com/kevinbloody
― Prime Minister Dougal McGuire (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 28 August 2010 12:09 (fifteen years ago)
At lunch with my mate and neighbour, Peter Peard. Need more slang names for penis. Please help! 6:37 PM Aug 20th via TweetDeck
― Prime Minister Dougal McGuire (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 28 August 2010 12:10 (fifteen years ago)
Everytime I have to go through an airport security, I face Mecca, bow and pray "Fuck you Alah!" 12:00 PM Aug 5th via TweetDeck
― Prime Minister Dougal McGuire (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 28 August 2010 12:11 (fifteen years ago)
Possibly touring Canada May 2011. More slang for 'cunt' please? 10:24 PM Aug 9th via TweetDeck
― The Corangamite Manoeuvre (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 28 August 2010 23:16 (fifteen years ago)
Kevin Bloody Wilson FACT: Kevin Bloody Wilson has left the Cape of Good Hope but is yet to play Port Elizabeth, NelspruitMbombela and Pietermaritzburg. THERE IS STILL TIME.
― The Corangamite Manoeuvre (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 28 August 2010 23:20 (fifteen years ago)
I keep having dry dreams and wet farts. What are other signs of getting old?1 Nov
― Introducing the Hardline According to King Boy Pato (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 4 November 2010 10:49 (fifteen years ago)
I did not see evidence of his visit btw. However this week in Melbs I couldn't help but notice Rodney Rude's 'WRONG HOLE' tour of the outer suburbs.
― TS: Toad of Toad Hall v Wobbie of Wobbies World (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 4 November 2010 19:47 (fifteen years ago)