iPod Nano: Touch screen interface on something that shouldn't have a touch screen interface. My thumb is bigger than the whole fucken device. Also, ugly. Also, stupid. 0/10
iPod Shuffle: Where do you hold it if you want to clip it to something? THERE ARE BUTTONS. 0/10
iPod Touch: An iPhone without cell radio and a camera that doesn't do autofocus. Metal back. 0/10
Apple TV: You buy it, you plug it into your television, nothing happens. WE ARE STILL WAITING FOR IBOOKS YOU BELL-ENDS. 0/10
Ping: pong morelike 0/10
Game Center: Wrong. Game CENTRE. 0/10
The other device: I can't even remember what it was. 0/10
― Q: What's independent and craps under a tree? A: Rob Oakeshitt (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 14:49 (sixteen years ago)
valuable resource imo
― k¸ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 14:50 (sixteen years ago)
iPod Classic: The only thing with which they did not fuck. No touch screens, no bloody camera, no finger-up-the-bum scrum-tackles. 10/10
― Q: What's independent and craps under a tree? A: Rob Oakeshitt (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 14:52 (sixteen years ago)
New Apple TV is a very pretty and reasonably priced paperweight.
― gr8080 State (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 20:50 (sixteen years ago)
Best paperweight I ever got was from a place called Westward Ho! (note the exclamation mark), and it was free.
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 20:52 (sixteen years ago)