Autumn Almanac reviews Apple's new products sight unseen because as an insomniac, he can't sleep just yet

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iPod Nano: Touch screen interface on something that shouldn't have a touch screen interface. My thumb is bigger than the whole fucken device. Also, ugly. Also, stupid. 0/10

iPod Shuffle: Where do you hold it if you want to clip it to something? THERE ARE BUTTONS. 0/10

iPod Touch: An iPhone without cell radio and a camera that doesn't do autofocus. Metal back. 0/10

Apple TV: You buy it, you plug it into your television, nothing happens. WE ARE STILL WAITING FOR IBOOKS YOU BELL-ENDS. 0/10

Ping: pong morelike 0/10

Game Center: Wrong. Game CENTRE. 0/10

The other device: I can't even remember what it was. 0/10

Q: What's independent and craps under a tree? A: Rob Oakeshitt (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 14:49 (fifteen years ago)

valuable resource imo

k¸ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 14:50 (fifteen years ago)

iPod Classic: The only thing with which they did not fuck. No touch screens, no bloody camera, no finger-up-the-bum scrum-tackles. 10/10

Q: What's independent and craps under a tree? A: Rob Oakeshitt (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 14:52 (fifteen years ago)

New Apple TV is a very pretty and reasonably priced paperweight.

gr8080 State (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 20:50 (fifteen years ago)

Best paperweight I ever got was from a place called Westward Ho! (note the exclamation mark), and it was free.

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 20:52 (fifteen years ago)


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