Disco wallaby on ecstasy and booze
Detectives in Dublin have questioned a circus owner about allegations that a wallaby died after being plied with ecstasy and drink at a birthday disco.
― The Great Hot Chip Rip-Off of 2010 (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 22:28 (fifteen years ago)
Don't want to point any fingers but I have my suspicions about that man darragmac here.
― The Great Hot Chip Rip-Off of 2010 (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 22:31 (fifteen years ago)
""Someone told them the wallaby was given an ecstasy tablet and now it is dead. I said if it is dead then it is not one of my wallabies."
"At some point during the party, what we believe to be a wallaby was brought on to the dance floor and it was being handled as Skippy The Bush Kangaroo was played loud as the back track," she said.
― The Great Hot Chip Rip-Off of 2010 (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 22:32 (fifteen years ago)
I can't stop laughing. Yes I think it's cruel - not to mention a waste of drugs and booze - but I'm laughing.
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 22:37 (fifteen years ago)
i've never been to dublin!
― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 22:39 (fifteen years ago)
well, ok, but i've never fed a wallaby drugs in dublin!
And when I say 'waste', I mean, how do people know that wallabies aren't permanently high anyway? Like they go around in a continual ecstasy like haze. That wallaby could have dropped that E and thought "WTF nothing's happening, is this aspirin again?"
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 22:39 (fifteen years ago)
TBF it wasn't the ecstasy and booze that did for the poor wallaby - it was the crack...
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 22:47 (fifteen years ago)
Hey, looks like I killed a wallaby and this thread...
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 08:09 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjFT86PPJ98
― The Great Hot Chip Rip-Off of 2010 (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 10:05 (fifteen years ago)
'manhandling' looks more like 'dry humping' in that clip
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 10:15 (fifteen years ago)
Bloody hell, instead of faux-bumming wallabies, they should all go out and get jobs...oh wait.
― The Great Hot Chip Rip-Off of 2010 (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 20:49 (fifteen years ago)
:D @ Ronanstown Garda
― boxes of mint aeros I have eaten in a week (sic), Thursday, 21 October 2010 01:04 (fifteen years ago)
"But Garda you don't understand! Faux-Bumming A Disco Wallaby On Ecstasy & Booze In The Middle Of The Dancefloor In The Bar Of A Dublin Hotel is the name of my dog!"
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 21 October 2010 08:27 (fifteen years ago)
laboured
― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Thursday, 21 October 2010 09:11 (fifteen years ago)
Well nobody laughed at the crack/craic gag, so I figured I'd play to the intellectual crowd.
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 21 October 2010 21:16 (fifteen years ago)