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― The Great Hot Chip Rip-Off of 2010 (King Boy Pato), Monday, 25 October 2010 10:50 (fourteen years ago)
cricket more liek wake me when summer is over
― i demand to have a bacon and egg mcmuffin!! (electricsound), Monday, 25 October 2010 10:55 (fourteen years ago)
cape of good luck
― TS: Toad of Toad Hall v Wobbie of Wobbies World (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 25 October 2010 12:03 (fourteen years ago)
RIP
― acoleuthic, Monday, 25 October 2010 12:13 (fourteen years ago)
I know you all have been just glued to your screens to watch Ponting moping around India the exciting Twenty20TwentyFive25 action of the RYOBI ONE DAY CUP but I think Australia is playing a Twenty20 match against Sri Lanka this weekend in Brisbane.
― The Great Hot Chip Rip-Off of 2010 (King Boy Pato), Monday, 25 October 2010 20:19 (fourteen years ago)
Coming soon...THE BIG BASH LEAGUE!!
― Paddle Poptimist (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 23:09 (fourteen years ago)
Seriously, can imagine how glorious cricket will be once the KFC Big Bash League is the epicentre of the sport?
― Paddle Poptimist (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 28 October 2010 02:02 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.smh.com.au/sport/cricket/cricket-australia-facing-legal-action-over-image-projected-on-to-big-ben-20101029-1772v.html
uggh@ everyone in this article
― yuoowemeone, Friday, 29 October 2010 12:38 (fourteen years ago)
Twenty20 against Sri Lanka tonight in Perth! Great potential for crowd trouble from drunk, racist miners in town.
― Paddle Poptimist (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 31 October 2010 09:34 (fourteen years ago)
Tony Greig: "I've always had a soft spot for these little Sri Lankans."
Oh god.
― Paddle Poptimist (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 31 October 2010 09:39 (fourteen years ago)
australia and england should use the ashes as a qualifying series to decide who's good enough to lose to sri lanka
― domestic jet set, trash and jetstar (haitch), Sunday, 31 October 2010 10:11 (fourteen years ago)
I don't get why one of the Sri Lankans have decided that frosted curls is a good look.
― Paddle Poptimist (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 31 October 2010 10:23 (fourteen years ago)
^jealous
― boxes of mint aeros I have eaten in a week (sic), Sunday, 31 October 2010 12:58 (fourteen years ago)
oh look there's an ODI against Sri Lanka
that's good, I don't need to shell out for some sleeping pills now
― Introducing the Hardline According to King Boy Pato (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 22:12 (fourteen years ago)
can this dude be banned from talking already
― p neville imo (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 23:24 (fourteen years ago)
I mean, free speech wahey and all that but he's the semi-living end
Anything sounds dogdy in his South African accent but that...jeez.
― Introducing the Hardline According to King Boy Pato (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 01:55 (fourteen years ago)
remember kerry packer promised him a job for life if he joined the world series! kerry packer: a man of his word
and by 'man of his word' i of course mean rhyming slang for 'steaming turd'
― domestic jet set, trash and jetstar (haitch), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 03:16 (fourteen years ago)
One of the many things that I hate Michael Clarke for his not wearing a cap or hat when fielding. And he's captain night. Unacceptable.
― Introducing the Hardline According to King Boy Pato (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 08:43 (fourteen years ago)
XAVIER DOHERTY: NEW AUSTRALIAN HERO
― Introducing the Hardline According to King Boy Pato (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 08:46 (fourteen years ago)
Xavier Doherty's ODI record: 1 wicket for 0 runs (after 0.2 overs)
― Introducing the Hardline According to King Boy Pato (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 08:47 (fourteen years ago)
Xavier Doherty's ODI record: 3 wickets for 3 runs (after 2.0 overs)
― Introducing the Hardline According to King Boy Pato (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 09:05 (fourteen years ago)
damn, was looking forward to These Little Sri Lankans beating us : (
― yuoowemeone, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 09:11 (fourteen years ago)
Love how this is on Gem because 9 gave away its HD channel.
― TS: Toad of Toad Hall v Wobbie of Wobbies World (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 09:15 (fourteen years ago)
Ladies love watching batsmen go gardening on the pitch while listening to the smooth sounds of Ian Healy.
― Introducing the Hardline According to King Boy Pato (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 09:25 (fourteen years ago)
If we lose this, we'll need to sack the whole team imo.
― Introducing the Hardline According to King Boy Pato (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 10:27 (fourteen years ago)
how shit are we
― yuoowemeone, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 10:40 (fourteen years ago)
Very shit, thanks!
― Introducing the Hardline According to King Boy Pato (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 10:44 (fourteen years ago)
Arrrrrrggggghhhhh.
― Introducing the Hardline According to King Boy Pato (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 11:00 (fourteen years ago)
HAHAHAHAHAHA
― p neville imo (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 14:12 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.theage.com.au/sport/cricket/north-a-captaincy-bolter-as-clarkes-popularity-wanes-20101103-17e2z.html?from=age_sb
looooooooooooooooooooool
― shock contender for test captaincy (haitch), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 23:07 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.hscripts.com/freeimages/icons/human/thumbs-up/thumbs-up-clipart4.gif
― yuoowemeone, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 23:39 (fourteen years ago)
fucking brilliant
― acoleuthic, Thursday, 4 November 2010 00:46 (fourteen years ago)
Headline of the week: "STARC CONTRAST"
― Introducing the Hardline According to King Boy Pato (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 7 November 2010 22:14 (fourteen years ago)
HD CRICKET PULLED
NINE YOU CUNTS
― 14d. South African cleric (2,2) (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 04:54 (fourteen years ago)
lol
― "shrimp" on the "barbie" (haitch), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 04:59 (fourteen years ago)
adam did you get named in the squad for the first test? because everybody else did by the fukkn look of it!!
― "shrimp" on the "barbie" (haitch), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 05:00 (fourteen years ago)
Dude I am the leg spinner and the nightwatchman and both openers.
― 14d. South African cleric (2,2) (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 06:01 (fourteen years ago)
Dude I am the leg [...] openers.
― 14d. South African cleric (2,2) (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 17:01 (0 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― 14d. South African cleric (2,2) (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 06:03 (fourteen years ago)
ladies and gentlemen, shane warne
― "shrimp" on the "barbie" (haitch), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 06:04 (fourteen years ago)
Don't want to start any rumours, but I saw AA walking out of an Advanced Hair Clinic the other day. Yeah yeah!
― Pro Bono Impersonator (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 10:11 (fourteen years ago)
I don't think Australia has felt this sense of dread ever since the English pointed us in the direction of Gallipoli.
― Pro Bono Impersonator (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 08:16 (fourteen years ago)
VB KNOWS
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/ipad-application/drinks-are-on-vb-if-we-win-ashes/story-fn6bfmgc-1225954137149
― yuoowemeone, Wednesday, 17 November 2010 08:21 (fourteen years ago)
VB? Geez, I hope we lose now.
― Pro Bono Impersonator (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 08:41 (fourteen years ago)
1st & 2nd ashes tests no longer HD, replaced by vital repeats of The Nanny
http://www.tvtonight.com.au/2010/11/ashes-to-dust-on-gem.html
― 14d. South African cleric (2,2) (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 21:32 (fourteen years ago)
Might be tempted to tune in if Hussey goes for another 18-ball duck.
― Pro Bono Impersonator (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 18 November 2010 01:25 (fourteen years ago)
australia a game was just streaming but they went off for rain/lunch
got to see clint mckay nab monty panesar, caught on the boundary trying to hit a six - these are your slim pickings now
― acoleuthic, Thursday, 18 November 2010 01:27 (fourteen years ago)
speaking of monty, your #1 target of fielding lolz is no more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY6fRWTPJCw
― acoleuthic, Thursday, 18 November 2010 01:31 (fourteen years ago)
going to day 2 of the Gabba test : (
― yuoowemeone, Thursday, 18 November 2010 03:21 (fourteen years ago)
come on brady jones and tasmania, you can do it
luke butterworth for australia
― acoleuthic, Thursday, 18 November 2010 23:20 (fourteen years ago)
I was of that opinion until last Friday.
― Zing When You're Winning (King Boy Pato), Monday, 20 December 2010 02:20 (fourteen years ago)
I must admit, I was pretty happy when I heard P0nting had fucked his finger, only to turn to abject horror when he suggested he might play on anyway.
― The Jolly Roget's Thesaurus (S-), Monday, 20 December 2010 02:21 (fourteen years ago)
ricky got fingered
― Zing When You're Winning (King Boy Pato), Monday, 20 December 2010 02:21 (fourteen years ago)
anyway I'm cool with the Perth result - sets up a better series innit. and I said this beforehand.
oh yeah if Australia drop Ponting and Clarke and Hughes and pick a couple of in-form batsmen instead, England are fucked. I suggest Baby Boof, Nathan Hauritz and that 19 year-old NSW chap
― smexy fishy hawt joey martin (acoleuthic), Monday, 20 December 2010 02:23 (fourteen years ago)
It was an excellent if underhanded tactic by England in sending out that trollop to distract Warney from making a big comeback.
― The Jolly Roget's Thesaurus (S-), Monday, 20 December 2010 02:26 (fourteen years ago)
kinda backfired tho
now we are faced with a pace attack who are hungry and relaxed and generally down w/ taking wickets
we're gonna have to start bossing 'em around again. have a hunch their heads will go down if England get back on top of them
― smexy fishy hawt joey martin (acoleuthic), Monday, 20 December 2010 02:36 (fourteen years ago)
England...bossing around Australia? You'll need to get even more South Africans to even attempt that, son.
― Zing When You're Winning (King Boy Pato), Monday, 20 December 2010 05:29 (fourteen years ago)
http://i26.tinypic.com/2ajucf4.jpg
― acoleuthic, Sunday, 26 December 2010 07:30 (fourteen years ago)
LOL
― estela, Sunday, 26 December 2010 08:30 (fourteen years ago)
No more South Africans required btw.
― complimentary browse of the Daily Mail (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 26 December 2010 08:35 (fourteen years ago)
Now that we have the boring and irrelevant Test series out the way, it's time for the real thing...THE BIG BASH!!!!
― I 'ate you, Win Butler! (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 08:41 (fourteen years ago)
Celebrity spectators tonight include JOHN MCENROE.
― I 'ate you, Win Butler! (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 08:48 (fourteen years ago)
I believe this is an improvement on "The Hoff" at the Fifth Test.
― I 'ate you, Win Butler! (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 08:49 (fourteen years ago)
26 off a Swan over!!
― I 'ate you, Win Butler! (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 09:11 (fourteen years ago)
2020 is not cricket so
― Suppositori Spelling (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 09:55 (fourteen years ago)
tru.dat
― zvookster, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 10:01 (fourteen years ago)
otoh i saw some of the engerland ladies vs. aussie ladies t20 and i'm sure there's some way of trolling lj into telling us which players are smashable
― zvookster, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 10:03 (fourteen years ago)
she's not playing atm but katharine brunt is all-time hot imo
gah, they're all fit and athletic, they're all pretty good-lookin. not a challop. you bodyfascists. lol.
― legerndrymayne (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 12:05 (fourteen years ago)
elysse perry as well, something about a female fast-bowler
― legerndrymayne (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 12:06 (fourteen years ago)
*ellyse
however you fucken spell it
anyway, glad that England could prevail in their epic contest against Shane Watson
loooool
― Suppositori Spelling (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 12:21 (fourteen years ago)
where's yuoowemeone when you need someone to laugh at
oh yeah, he's readapting to his new life as an amphibian
yeah I went there IN ALL SRSNESS HOPE YR DOING OK BUDDY :)
― legerndrymayne (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 12:46 (fourteen years ago)
we took more wickets than england did, so it was a moral victory
― Marquis Cha Cha Du Ri (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 22:02 (fourteen years ago)
ALSO THEY WERE WORRIED ABOUT THE BRAVE QUEENSLANDERS
fuck off Louis :)
Yeah everything's toates fine, I was even in at work this morning (which was pretty unpleasant as I got hammered at a friend's place last night thinking there was no way the office wd be open)
― yuoowemeone, Thursday, 13 January 2011 08:07 (fourteen years ago)
double awesome
― a can, a mla, a nmutua ― (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 13 January 2011 08:13 (fourteen years ago)
yah, glad to hear you're not busting out the snorkel just yet
AA hate to break this to you but yr DN doesn't make a palindrome - wd have to be called Autumn Almanaca - some sort of horrible hybrid only possible if you were to root a South American mountain mammal
― legerndrymayne (acoleuthic), Thursday, 13 January 2011 08:16 (fourteen years ago)
or maybe I was taking the piss and just made it up for lolz \(^_^)/
― a can, a mla, a nmutua ― (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 13 January 2011 08:23 (fourteen years ago)
also are you moving to australia or
not australia
soz
― legerndrymayne (acoleuthic), Thursday, 13 January 2011 08:34 (fourteen years ago)
i got sheeps to fux
― legerndrymayne (acoleuthic), Thursday, 13 January 2011 08:35 (fourteen years ago)
nz is nice
― a can, a mla, a nmutua ― (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 13 January 2011 08:35 (fourteen years ago)
yar, only for 3 months tho
auckland fap imo
― legerndrymayne (acoleuthic), Thursday, 13 January 2011 08:36 (fourteen years ago)
let's go lads ~_~
― yuoowemeone, Sunday, 16 January 2011 07:42 (fourteen years ago)
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― Marquis Cha Cha Du Ri (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 16 January 2011 11:16 (fourteen years ago)
That last ball? In the words of Mark Nicholas, "ooh, I say!"
WATTOOO
― yuoowemeone, Sunday, 16 January 2011 11:21 (fourteen years ago)
one playeryou've only got one playeryou've only got one playeryou've only got one player
― a fierce jet of passion-fruit cream and powdered mint leaves (acoleuthic), Sunday, 16 January 2011 12:01 (fourteen years ago)
^^^^truth
― yuoowemeone, Sunday, 16 January 2011 12:07 (fourteen years ago)
clarke, you total cunt, reassess yoself pls
― yuoowemeone, Sunday, 16 January 2011 12:09 (fourteen years ago)
you've only got one player
yes, one player that beat england all by himself iirc
― Marquis Cha Cha Du Ri (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 16 January 2011 19:47 (fourteen years ago)
run out (Hussey/Doherty/Clarke/†Haddin)
― kate bush fan (acoleuthic), Sunday, 23 January 2011 04:16 (fourteen years ago)
Note to Michael Clarke and his management. If you want to know why the Australia Test captain-in-waiting has an image problem - and is mostly unloved by cricket fans and the sporting public - look at his Twitter page. At 9.07am on Saturday, with Australia's World Cup plans in chaos after serious injuries to Nathan Hauritz and Shaun Tait in the previous night's one-day international, Clarke was playing romantic matchmaker."Trying to find a date for Steve Smith to take to the AB medal??" Clarke tweeted.And a minute later: "You can tweet me with your expressions of interest . . ."
At 9.07am on Saturday, with Australia's World Cup plans in chaos after serious injuries to Nathan Hauritz and Shaun Tait in the previous night's one-day international, Clarke was playing romantic matchmaker.
"Trying to find a date for Steve Smith to take to the AB medal??" Clarke tweeted.
And a minute later: "You can tweet me with your expressions of interest . . ."
― Crocodiles Gonna Croc (King Boy Pato), Monday, 24 January 2011 01:33 (fourteen years ago)
Don't say he doesn't have the best interests of his chargers at heart.
― Crocodiles Gonna Croc (King Boy Pato), Monday, 24 January 2011 01:34 (fourteen years ago)
ugggh
― yuoowemeone, Monday, 24 January 2011 04:31 (fourteen years ago)
Sudaustralien Redbacks are going to win the BIG BASH! This year when they host the final, not like last year when they hosted the final!
― Grindrman (King Boy Pato), Friday, 28 January 2011 21:45 (fourteen years ago)
THE REDBACKS WIN! THE REDBACKS WIN THE BIG BASH! SOUTH AUSTRALIA! WINS!!!!11!11!!!
― Favourite Song, Album and Band? Icehouse. (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 5 February 2011 11:35 (fourteen years ago)
with a really, really young bowling-attack too, nice
― acoleuthic, Saturday, 5 February 2011 12:00 (fourteen years ago)
now they've won the big show :) thinking of u Pato
― imago, Saturday, 29 March 2025 06:28 (five months ago)