Warne's World

Warne's World

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity/spin-king-shane-warne-to-host-chat-show-on-channel-9/story-e6frfmqi-1225939681978#ixzz14fLLzE00

that is all

am so gonna rock a spinners garment when i first visit australia

"Warne's World" has huge potential to be the '10s version of "Sam & The Fatman" imo.

When Warney Met Tiger Woods

http://resources0.news.com.au/images/2010/11/09/1225950/353372-shane-warne-interviews-tiger-woods.jpg

Introducing...The McWarne.

http://resources0.news.com.au/images/2010/11/17/1225955/009788-shane-warne-working-at-mcdonald-039-s.jpg

Shane Warne has teamed up with McDonald's to create his very own signature burger, The Legend Chicken Burger. This is the first time McDonald's worked with a celebrity to create a new menu item.

Burgin', Warney!

http://resources2.news.com.au/images/2010/11/10/1225950/687986-warne-burger.jpg

channel 9 right now aedt iirc

he just told dannii minogue she's 'doin' unrool'

you gonna watch it on the reg

warnie kinda is the kenny powers of australia

no xp

And just when you thought this man couldn't get any more press...

Reading this orgy of illiteracy is possibly causing my current headache, through.

Oh man, wow, confirmed~ http://www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/people/warne-confirms-split-with-wife-simone-20101213-18vbj.html

the attempt at mcdonalds viral marketing, absolutely top-drawer

it feels really, really weird reading this stuff about a guy who is pretty much my #1 modern-day sporting hero...like, a guy who for me represents sport at its purest and most sublime

but yeah play on player

I'm sorry I dont understand how anyone can revere the ugly sex starved grossbag that is Warney.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJeFsTFECbM

trayce i think the key concept here is that he is not sex starved by any means!

Well yeah but... UREGHERGEHRGEHRGEHRG

yeah yeah

Come on Trayce, how can you resist this:

http://resources2.news.com.au/images/2010/11/10/1225950/687986-warne-burger.jpg

Not sure which of the two is coming off worse tbh.

bahaha

soz everyone I get a bit teary-eyed thinking of Warne's bowling. he deserved a draw in the 2005 Ashes on his own, pretty poetic that his dropped catch ultimately prevented this

Had a quick look at the buzz on the Fairfax website re: Warney hosting Elizabeth Hurley...and I discovered a rather interesting insight from a former ILXor:

Warnie is a natural with women because he represents evolutionary attraction to women. He is high ranking.
He is naturally a dominant without being malign, he has social proof all over the world, he has a history of dating attractive women which effectively preselects him 'if he's good enough for this gorgeous girl he must be worthwhile'.
Women instinctively, primally, see this sort of man as an ideal gene donor; his genes give there offspring the best chance of being fit and attractive.
Of course reproduction is presumably not on Hurley's mind but the same imperatives are at work.

Go Warnie!

Momus - February 09, 2011, 2:37PM

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is he trying to be bradman or "slats" there

What do they know of Warne who only Warne know? https://twitter.com/warniecomments

Placing this here for LJ tbh:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVW0RuxYjFc

708 test wickets and here we are now

pete doherty all starring in a kwik fit ad in which he's about to shoot up but oh shit, just remembered i've got to get new tyres

sad fucken thing is, australia needs one or two like him now, every youth prospect seems to be a fucken glenn maxwell slog idiot or has a stupid name like 'jhye'

i say that, two days ago a young thing called arjun nair made his u19s debut and ripped england a new one

australian test team of 2025 will consist entirely of lads called 'jayden', 'jaxxson', 'jordayne' or 'mitch'

here was my personal contribution to warnie comments btw, yes I did post this on instagram: https://twitter.com/WarnieComments/status/617575383894855681

"Bruce Springsteen and myself just chilling in the corner, having a drink. Springsteen's got a cricket ball in his hands so he's just sorta... asking me questions about cricket."

http://www.youtube.com/v/2IEhXqfXdPY&fs=1&hl=en

"Two of my closest friends, Chris Martin and Michael Clarke."

waht

so many questions

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CMsG8Y7UYAAXhLv.png

Jack Nicholson carrying a carton of VB. Let that one sink in.

guy on the right in violet-shirt: Vince Vaughan
guy in pink shirt: David Cameron
Yul Brynner playing table tennis with a deviled kidney

loooool

fingers crossed that the Melbourne Stars comeback is a real thing

it's happened, he's on the Australian version of "I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here"

now let us pray for our souls

Former Australian cricketer Shane Warne has cast doubt on the theory of evolution, observing that if all humans really did evolve from monkeys, “then why haven’t those ones [monkeys today] evolved?”

http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2016/feb/15/im-saying-we-started-from-aliens-shane-warne-casts-doubt-on-evolution

he's like the bobby fischer of cricket

omg yes

https://twitter.com/ShaneWarne/status/744640522594172928

huh

lovely first response

big beat areas, SK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q96hUU8X8X0

amazed to learn that Trump stole Warnie's aesthetic

oh my god, it's hanging in the white house pic.twitter.com/wrq8eo7Bvx

— Josh Billinson (@jbillinson) October 15, 2018

one's a large orange-skinned man with poor taste in art etc. etc.

only a home test loss away from MAKE AUSTRALIAN CRICKET GREAT AGAIN hats, I can feel it

his autobiography is out soon too, should be some rich pickings there

of all the revelations from the book that have hit the news so far, my favourite was Warnie correctly pointing out that Steve Waugh making the team wear baggy greens to Wimbledon was fucking embarrassing

also something about him being on the job on the night before a Test

A Week with Warnie on Kayo is helping us through the dark COVID-19 days with hilarious anecdotes like the summer in England where he had the goal to drink 10 pints in one sitting.

been watching clips of his bowling on youtube, it is really helping with my own backyard practice even though i'm an offie nowadays. he and murali had such calm and measure in their approach

Speaking of calm & measured, please enjoy Warnie out-psyching New Zealand with absolute trash (a robelinda2 joint, of course.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMsL0s6_aRs

that's one of the videos i was watching, amazing work

Things That Make You Go

Wow ! So S Waugh was involved in the most ever run outs in test cricket (104) & ran his partner out 73 times - is that correct ? Mmmmmmmmm https://t.co/TpEnbnDG1q

— Shane Warne (@ShaneWarne) May 15, 2020

THE SCENT OF WARNIE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pNIhg4A0Ks

What's in it, Shane?

https://youtu.be/kxL9cPIkHiY

THE SUMMER OF WARNE SO FAR

- His son went on SAS Australia, revealed that he's only ever eaten ten foods in his life.
- Warnie complains that he's been made to look like a bad parent for that.
- Warnie derails commentary in yesterday's ODI to broadcast a plea for cult snackfood Tasty Toobs to return to supermarket shelves.

isn't Warne a "I don't really like food, I'd be happy eating potatoes the whole time" person? I suppose when you smoke 40 a day you may as well eat bland food!

Never forget the airlift of baked beans to the Australian tour party of India, 1998.

Loving my new cap ! Keeper ? #peekyblindsrs #flatcap pic.twitter.com/DXAanlUGmN

— Shane Warne (@ShaneWarne) December 17, 2020

#peekyblindsrs

He getting the carpet re-laid.

Can't fuck with the Advanced Hair marketing department.

Flat Cap is back for a run-of-the-mill BBL game, reckon Advanced Hair must be at DEFCON 3 now.

dude he's such a dude

Don’t think I can do top 5. Let’s do Top 10 hahaha

Shawshank Redemption
Top Gun
Silence of the Lambs
Few good Men
Usual Suspects
Gladiator
Rush
Goodfellas
Ford V Ferrari
Divinci Code

— Shane Warne (@ShaneWarne) January 29, 2021

Looool

"Divinci Code" is the wildcard

Ah, it was a wildly successful phenomena amongst members of Australia's bogan community when it was released.

Rush

...does he mean The Olden Days?

...does he mean The Olden Days?

I picture Warnie more of a 'Bargearse' man myself.

Hang tough mate !!!!!!! Your family and friends are all with you 👍 https://t.co/j7n4xyHxkM

— Shane Warne (@ShaneWarne) July 16, 2021

https://i.imgur.com/HgHVtaJ.png

unfort i didn't remember :(

got COVID :(

Embarrass it like Daryll Cullinan, Warnie.

I was less interested in Toby’s attempts to spice up his colleague’s pornographic screenplay, for example, than in one of the most fun ideas The Speechwriter introduces—a federal plan to install tobacconists and bakeries at every cricket academy in the country in order to re-create the conditions that produced Shane Warne.

they should actually try this imo

Watched the Warnie documentary recently and it was mostly Chris Martin & Ed Sheeran talking about him. Which is, er, what you'd expect from a documentary about Warnie.

Green Eyes morelike Great Areas

BREAKING

Australia cricket legend, Shane Warne, dies of ‘suspected heart attack’, aged 52.

Details: https://t.co/Q83t5FWzTb pic.twitter.com/YtQkY8Ir8p

— Fox Cricket (@FoxCricket) March 4, 2022

Jesus Christ.

Ah man

The unhealthy choices caught up with him but that's still no age at all. As a Pom I'm half tempted to say that watching Smith and Labuschagne bowling leggies in tandem earlier finished him off but honestly, one of the greatest, watching him at work was a lesson in psychological mastery

wtf

this hurts, too young (even after all the smoking and red bulls and diet pills)

saddest areas

rip the only cricketer i could name

Pure greatnesspic.twitter.com/I5QOHAdmxF

— Rob Moody (@robelinda2) March 4, 2022

Seriously, how good is Stifler in the American pie movies !!!!! He just cracks me up, such a knob, but, you can't not laugh....

— Shane Warne (@ShaneWarne) June 5, 2015

I know I've said this before, but I love "Stiffler" !! The "Stiffmeister" is such a tool, but so good Hahahah

— Shane Warne (@ShaneWarne) April 12, 2016

https://i.imgur.com/4XitIZZ.jpg

lmao thats v good, kinda makes me like him more

like those Late Show closing gig jokes… Joan Kirner instead of Joan Jett etc

VB, darts and meat pies left outside the MCG. It’s what Warnie would have wanted. Pic via NCA Newswire pic.twitter.com/dQ4zQFHKax

— Lucy Thackray (@LucyThack) March 5, 2022

otm

Describing the perfect meat pie temperature to "demolish them in 30 seconds" and then demonstrating technique https://t.co/xSFD0pD69A pic.twitter.com/RbY7aFrtZu

— Daniel Brettig 🏏 (@danbrettig) March 7, 2022