'What's the problem?''This pipe needs replacing''<runs tap> Oh! OH! Oh, your pipe's blocked! See? Your pipe's blocked!''Yes, this pipe needs replacing''Have you tried Drano?''Yes, this pipe needs replacing''Yeah, see, the pipe's blocked! It's gall! Gall pipe! Gall! Your pipe here, your pipe, it's a gall pipe! Gall!''It needs replacing''Ah, yeah, see, you need to replace the whole pipe. It's gall. Gall. See, it's gall. Gall. Gall.''...''I'm gunna haff ta replace the pipe''...'
― leo tldrstoy (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 December 2010 21:33 (fourteen years ago)
He has gone out to the car to fetch a non-gall pipe, apparently.
― leo tldrstoy (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 December 2010 21:35 (fourteen years ago)
ANOTHER plumber has turned up. So now I've got two plumbers from the same company fixing two separate problems in the same place. This cannot end well.
― leo tldrstoy (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 December 2010 22:22 (fourteen years ago)
(this bloke just walked in the back door yelling 'NUMBER THREE???? NUMBER THREE?????'
― leo tldrstoy (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 December 2010 22:25 (fourteen years ago)
number three?? what the hell are you doing in there???
― cereal bad boy (haitch), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 00:13 (fourteen years ago)
blame petula.
― estela, Tuesday, 14 December 2010 00:15 (fourteen years ago)
Goes without saying that this event went nowhere, except that now I have a working sink and the bathroom floor is covered in mud.
― leo tldrstoy (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 01:32 (fourteen years ago)
Mud, boys, mud!
― generally, like all white girls in my experience (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 01:59 (fourteen years ago)