Vegemite: This is a genuine cultural institution. REAL.
Shrimps on the barbie: Nobody calls them shrimps. FAKE.
Paul Hogan: Who the fuck is Paul Hogan. FAKE.
Steve Irwin: Nobody had heard of him until five years after he became famous in America. FAKE.
Fucken Nudie drinks: It's everywhere. REAL.
Olivia Newton-John: Her bottled water is less twee but nonetheless everywhere. REAL.
Hugh Jackman: Only famous here because he's famous everywhere else. FAKE. LAVENDER.
Neighbours: I used to go to school near Ramsay St. REAL.
Racism: Entrenched. REAL.
Portia de Rossi: Her actual name is Mandy. REAL.
Ned Kelly: The most pissweak animatronic show in history continues to run today in his honour. REAL.
Your questions please.
― I mean Emma Watson Premier League fit (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 20 December 2010 08:13 (fifteen years ago)
as promised in the title, this thread is a powerful soporific. five stars.
― estela, Monday, 20 December 2010 11:16 (fifteen years ago)
How about 'Calling cans of beer "tinnies"'?
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Monday, 20 December 2010 13:09 (fifteen years ago)
Also, 'Most Australians believe that if the temperature goes below zero, time runs backwards.'?
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Monday, 20 December 2010 13:12 (fifteen years ago)
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 00:09 (7 hours ago) [IP: 91.109.209.4] Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Never heard this, but I don't have sufficient contact with yobs. King Boy Pato may be able to assist with your enquiry.
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 00:12 (7 hours ago) [IP: 91.109.209.4] Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Last time the temperature dropped below zero, Hey Hey it's Saturday was recommissioned. REAL.
― I mean Emma Watson Premier League fit (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 20 December 2010 20:33 (fifteen years ago)
s-dogg says "tinnies"
― elizabeth pisstake club (electricsound), Monday, 20 December 2010 21:13 (fifteen years ago)
REAL.
― I mean Emma Watson Premier League fit (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 20 December 2010 21:32 (fifteen years ago)
Also sincerest apoz to s.
― I mean Emma Watson Premier League fit (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 20 December 2010 21:33 (fifteen years ago)
"Slab of tinnies, MATE."
― Zing When You're Winning (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 01:24 (fifteen years ago)