Which animal would you steal from the zoo?

tbh I really would like an Elephant because they seem like energetic and friendly but I have nfi where to keep one (that's living in an apartment for you)

It may have to be a WOMBAT. I saw one, he looked like a chill bro, but you would need a massive backpack to get him past the gate. One of those mountaineering backpacks.

a giant tortoise.

walrus

omg how could I choose just one?

Actually, I could choose and it is sort of a no brainer for me. I will have one like this, please:

http://insel.eprojects.at/vier_pfoten/blog_en/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/12.-Eintrag-Bild-1-Kropal.jpg

Small ones OK too.

http://cdn.crushable.com/files/2011/02/z_main.jpg

i considered an orang utan but they're probably savage buggers given the opportunity

I love orang utans so much. Pretty much the only thing I am 100% sure I want to do in my lifetime is hold a baby orangutan. It's the one entry on the "bucket list" I've never actually made. I watched the trailer for this the other day and actually started crying at my desk at work: http://www.greenthefilm.com/. They amaze me.

This is *tera via J: At the flea market this afternoon a woman had two itty, bitty baby lemurs in a tiny cage. There was a stinky old stuffed teddy bear taking up most of the room and the lemurs were on either side of it, clutching the bear while also holding hands. They looked so scared and made me so sad. I wanted to buy them just to release them in Madagascar. Then I got home and read there are lemur breeders in Texas so they wouldn't have known what the hell Madagascar was all about. But lemurs????

awww :/

wombats are bros, i played with one last year

stealing a cheetah btw because they are the awesomest animal ever (and i am not allergic to them)

surprised that SLOTHS haven't won a cap in this thread tbh

they should be easy to look after??

And steal. They're not going to run away from you or anything. They'd be my 2nd choice if no OU available.

crocodile