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Dead Set Leg Openers

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1. Capes (obv)

― King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 11:32 (eighteen years ago)

2. Bitchin' rides.

― King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 11:33 (eighteen years ago)

3: Cramp

― darraghmac, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 11:34 (eighteen years ago)

4. being attractive and interesting

― electricsound, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 11:34 (eighteen years ago)

Bullshit, I don't buy it.

― King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 11:36 (eighteen years ago)

5. "I'm related to L0ui5 J4gg3r"

― snoball, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 11:37 (eighteen years ago)

6. "My parents give me shitloads of money just like L0ui5 J4gg3r."

― King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 11:38 (eighteen years ago)

7: "Can you rub my leg? I have cramp."

― darraghmac, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 11:43 (eighteen years ago)

8. stirrups

― electricsound, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 11:43 (eighteen years ago)

9. having enormous testicles

― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 00:29 (eighteen years ago)

10. crabs infestation

― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 00:32 (eighteen years ago)

11. pap smear

― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 01:00 (eighteen years ago)

12. vodka based lemonade

― gr8080, Thursday, 31 July 2008 02:36 (eighteen years ago)

13. liking cricket

― J0rdan S., Thursday, 31 July 2008 02:41 (eighteen years ago)

14. Closed minds

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 31 July 2008 03:34 (eighteen years ago)

15. Hawaiian shirts (trannies only)

― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 31 July 2008 08:26 (eighteen years ago)

five months pass...

16. Streets' Vienetta (available in the frozen section of your local supermarket)

― Bring Back The West End South Australian Open (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 21 January 2009 14:13 (seventeen years ago)

― snoball, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 14:16 (seventeen years ago)

17. Having an air-conditioned bedroom

― Bring Back The West End South Australian Open (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 24 January 2009 15:06 (seventeen years ago)

^^ this really works during summer

― Hello, this is John Blackman from Telecom MobileNet, who's that? (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 25 January 2009 05:47 (seventeen years ago)


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