"Wotcher, Australia! I can't make it down there next week for me first ever tour, playing greatest hits from both me old bands - come down wiv a bit of a pain in me gulliver! Still, I totes promise to reschedule another totally underpromoted jaunt next year, or never, or summink."
"Never fear, good fellow - I and my fine compatriots shall swoop into the breach with our own short-notice inaugural jaunt to the great southern land, raising the spirits of the downtrodden colonials with our beloved songs of the people!"
― set the controls for the fart of the bum (sic), Friday, 12 October 2012 02:25 (twelve years ago)