OH GOD WE'RE ROMANIA
WE GOT SCREWED
― King Boy Pato, Friday, 1 August 2008 08:18 (seventeen years ago)
HOW TO WIN AT OFFICE OLYMPICS
1. GET LITTLE FLAGS FROM A STORE THAT IS OPEN ONCE EVERY FOUR YEARS FOR EXPRESS PURPOSE 2. GET DEPARTMENT MANAGER TO ASK "FOREIGN" PERSON IN IT ABOUT CUTE PHRASES IN THAT LANGUAGE 3. GET BEHIND THE HANDBALL TEAM - IT'S THE BASKETBALL OF MITTELEUROPA 4. NOT GIVE A SHIT BEYOND DAY 2 BECAUSE WE'RE ALL ABOUT AUSTRALIANS WINNING A BUNCH OF GOLD MEDALS IN SWIMMING
― King Boy Pato, Friday, 1 August 2008 08:21 (seventeen years ago)
This is one of those doomed-to-fail enforced fun/teambuilding things, isn't it?
― snoball, Friday, 1 August 2008 08:53 (seventeen years ago)
Ohhhhh yes.
― King Boy Pato, Friday, 1 August 2008 09:14 (seventeen years ago)
I had to blow up red, yellow and blue balloons in aid of all this today. Yes, I get paid to do that. Oh, and "can you do something in word...y'know, put big letters on sheets of paper so it spells out Romania?"
― King Boy Pato, Friday, 8 August 2008 11:55 (seventeen years ago)
I feel like I'm back in fucking primary school with all that shit up.
― King Boy Pato, Friday, 8 August 2008 11:56 (seventeen years ago)
We have a very special incentive!! The consultant who logs in the most interactions for the next two weeks will win two tickets to see Nickleback live!!
― beloved ilx character (King Boy Pato), Monday, 2 November 2009 21:14 (sixteen years ago)
enforced fun makes me want to cry
― Peepoop Patel (harbl), Monday, 2 November 2009 21:28 (sixteen years ago)
I'll be dead in the cold, cold ground before I let them decorate my work desk for Christmas.
― Worse Lieutenant (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 10 December 2009 01:18 (sixteen years ago)