What's on your desk at work?

two mugs. One nice art deco job and a freebie one to promote the Orb's last album.
A small stack of unusable currency (Guilders, Irish pounds, lira, pesetas)
Two bottles of nail varnish (one blue and cheap, one Chanel Rouge Noir)
Espresso set, four cups, four saucers.
CDs by Garlic, Cooper Temple Clause, Moco, Joy Division, The Breeders, Underworld, Technasia, Sigur Ross, a Mogul Electro compilation, a Skint records compilation (Ronan, the case is broken, but do you want it?) and three envelopes containing CDs that I haven't opened yet.
A Datsuns sticker.
An Emily the Strange sticker.
Issues of The Face 1994 - to present day.
Framed pic of my mates Emma and Jordan.
Pic of my cousins Matthew and Sophie.
A broken earring.
Eight red candles, still in box.
A tampon.
Two packets of blue Rizlas.
A Kerrang badge.
Nice glass ashtray from Venice.
Assorted business cards, recipts, post-its and press releases

and

a sewing machine.

This working from home thing is staring to get to me.

bah, how boring/not worth it

My desk at home is better!

see:

http://home.graffiti.net/buglebear/desk.gif

Wait, this is the lying thread, right?

two pillows
a large stuffed lion
stack of books
salt shaker
laptop
me

if you count the bedside table:

glass of water
mug of tea
binder clip
phone
paper plate with scribbled notes
earplugs
condoms
alarm clock
lamp
shoehorn

A bunch of paper crap
Turntable
Mixer
Two pairs of headphones
External floppy drive for laptop
Minidisc case
Three monitors
Keyboard
Mouse
Phone
CD: Tool's "Aenima"
Book: 1000 Record Covers
Book: Science Fiction: 101
Book: Slaughterhouse Five
A whole pile of CD's full of mp3s
More junk
University text books
Miscellaneous PC parts
A power transfomer
A headset microphone
Scissors
Mobile Phone
Photos of my girlfriend and I (still in envelope)
Remote control for CD player
Jumper
Several plecktrums
Miscellaneous cables
TI-83 Calculator
Blu-tak
A scrunchie
Postcards of the pope
A pack of playing cards that I bought today
Pliers
9V Battery
Several screwdrivers
My camera
A Casio keyboard
An electronic organiser
Several floppy disks
Rulers, pens, pencils, etc

How exciting!

Today I have all the usual guff on my desk including a load of contracts that I'm meant to be doing things with. However, last Friday there was a load of BOUZE and CHEESY BISCUITS on it as I was functioning as lackadaisical barmaid for pre-pub leaving drinks for a colleague. Jeez, I have 'colleagues' now, how grown-up am I? There's still half a carton of orange juice lurking behind some folders, which presents a rather too virtuous appearance for my taste.

I do have a Cat and Girl cartoon on my PC desktop, though, which surely is my attempt at being in that there loop.

I had two days off with a cold, so now my desk is buried in thousands of bits of paper belonging to my officemate. Grr. He has been known to put greasy sandwiches on top of my timesheet, at least I've been spared that this week. Also there's a half-empty drinks can, which is my caffeine source of the afternoon, and two empty bottles; the bottles have been there for weeks, I should throw them out but I keep meaning to take them home so they can be recycled and forgetting.

office desk @ home however is chaos with CDs, various papers and piles that keep growing

I even went back through the online office calendar file and deleted every mention of every vacation and appointment I ever had. There will be no trace of me remaining in that place by tomorrow afternoon. None.

So long, stink town!! Greener pastures, bitches! My coworkers even gave me a money clip as a going-away present. BUYAO.

An article titled "For Semen Collection, Privacy Please"

phone
post-its
key machine
misc office supplies

• stack of paper # 1 -- current projects, things I would recognize if sowwn again
• stack of papers #2 -- no frickin idea what lurks here
• two computer monitors, a big apple display thingie and a pc lcd
• a keyboard for each machine
• wacom tablet, large, a little larger than i need but shhh
• stack of regular dvds, belong to the office, didn't put them here
• stack of dual layer dvds, mine, a post-it on top that says something like "these aren't cheap please ask before taking one"
• overstuffed pen cup, prolly needs a bit of winnowing
• coffee cup
• yesterday's coffee cup (ew)
• hand lotion
• box of kleenex
• pack of gum
• gloves, hat, ipod, everything i took off when i came in
• two small boxes of matches
• legal pad, almost used up
• steno pad, almost used up
• package of drum rolling tobacco
• neatly printed and stapled instructions on how to do something to OS X that I'm not supposed to be doing
• yo-yo

A copy of "The Batman Judge Dredd Files", hidden under my note pad.

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desktop PC + flat screen monitor, old desktop PC I never pulled all my files off, teapot, basket of different kinds of tea + teacups, tons of random papers and magazines I don't bother to sort ever, headphones, a couple CDs (Cat Power, Depeche Mode, Aaliyah) ivory cotton blazer w/wrap tie (french connection), boxes of papers, poster I never put up, bottle of Weleda citrus deodorant spray (smells like a gin and tonic)

i don't know b/c i can't see past the giant ball of stress

it will disappear tho, sooner or later

jpg of stress ball, rrr?

if i posted it it wld take over all screens and then desk and then the building and the city, suburbs, countryside and eventually the world and we would sink into 1000 years of darkest winter

x2.

i just bought a "dude doll" :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v622/dysign/ilx/desk1.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v622/dysign/ilx/desk2.jpg

i had to edit out a few things for legal/privacy reason but that's me desk in a nutshell.

Update!

* file folders in standing metal holder
* in box
* post-it notes all over the place
* french print postcard
* baby's breath painting cut out from a mag
* list of office bdays
* pencil holder
* paperwork
* huuuge receptionist phone
* water bottle
* framed photo of Nick on our honeymoon on the beach
* tissue box
* mail outgoing
* etc etc

keith foulke red sox bobblehead
seven boston bruins hockey cards from the early nineties

neither of these are mine, i just haven't removed them

http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/5756/desk5vm4.jpg

I know this could easily be posted on the What's Your Desk Look Like thread, but here's a shatty cellpwn pic of where I work.

(From left to right, stack of newspapers, shelf of menus, phone I don't know how to work, computer that I kinda know how to work, Monster Trail Mix from Target, rolodex of useless numbers, coffee cup, valentine's day candy that my co-worker keeps stealing from, coat.)

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/1267/img00236ig1.jpg

my desk is way too small.

As of right now...

-9 piles of folders and papers
-1 computer
-1 stack of 20 or so cds
-3 piles of memos
-2 post-it notepads
-1 stapler
-2 phones
-a pen and pencil
-a box of tissue

-Tin of English Breakfast tea.
-Green mug that says "CLEVELAND" on it
-Set of plastic utensils
-Small bottle of hand lotion
-Phone
-Organizer thingy with pens and highlighters in it
-Stapler
-Assorted post-it pads

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i191/fluxion23/work-DESK-web.jpg

A small pile of papers that I'm about to get rid of
Phone
Forgotten English calender
Little tray for holding card catalogue cards that are scratch paper
An engraved glass thing with my name on it 'for ten years of service'
Another nameplate facing outward
Computer speakers, monitor, keyboard, wrist rest
Metal tray unite with five shelves full of stuff, on top of which is a stapler, a tape dispenser, an unused day planner from the Folio Society, a staple remover and a magic 8-ball
A scanner
The computer itself, next to a Kensington MasterPlace power strip thing
Another 'ten years of service' deal, from UCI rather than from the library specifically
Pen and pencil holder
The case of the first Pigeonhed album, to which I currently listen.

01) Dell Monitor
02) Dell PC tower
03) Black Pilot roller pen, extra fine point, cap missing
04) Blue highlighter, label peeled off in a moment of abstracted boredom
05) Motorolla cell phone (mine)
06) iPod (plugged into PC)
07) Sm. drift of paper, a month or so old
08) Lg. drift of paper, more-or-less current
09) Assorted, stained Post-Its
10) Old P-I Sunday comics section, Dilbert and Zits visible
11) 20 oz. bottle of Coca-Cola Zero, 4/5ths full, still cold
12) Yellow lined legal pad, unused (on top of tower)
13) Current copy of The Stranger, unread (on top of tower)
14) Medium-size binder clip, empty

i need one of those fancy pen/pencil holder things

vortex of pain
implosions of frustration
cluttered surface of hyperbole

Yes but are they organized with color tabs?

i made labels with the label maker

... of eternal torment?

from hell's office supply warehouse to me

Ans: Everything. In the world. You are all on my desk.

My desk is supported by turtles. Turtles all the way down.

You guys my job makes my life suck.

and people wonder why we're all gaga over apocalyptic idealism

ther eis no space ikeep hitting my f***ing knee on the computer tower under my desk bc there is no place else to put it :( :(

(i know job could be 5000x worse, i know)
xpost

As long as there is still rolling street fashion after the apocalypse. And high heels.

Yesterday my boss called me out on my attitude and I basically said that I'd be nicer if she would. I got tired of eating the crow that other people were leaving on my desk. So gamy.

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I use I think 10 of the buttons on this phone besides the numbers.

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until everyone came back from an all-staff meeting, my head was on my desk. going to doctor tomorrow unless i die in my sleep tonight.

head in hands

http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/7558/deskn.jpg

Very clear, nice plant and decorations. My desk is a complete mess.

A shitpile of invoices
HP Compaq PC w/ hp monitor
big note pad thing underneath keyboard w/ coy details and 'top tips' on how to use coy brand
phone
calculator
black pen
postit notes

libcrypt, how do you get stuff to hang on your cube wall like that? Mine are some sort of impenetrable material covered by industrial gray cloth.

Jenny, these guys:

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/7425/imageuploadimage.jpg

They go into the cube wall at maybe a 10 degree off vertical angle.

Cool, thanks!

They are called t-pins if you get the urge to make yr cube less than blah.

Heh. I was going to ask you what they were called, and I thought, "First, I will see what happens if I Google 't-pins'," since that seemed like a logical first step.

I'm going to have the raddest cube around.

Workplace desk as of yesterday. I like to travel light...

http://quartzcity.net/ilx/ckb_2009office.jpg

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jesus ET & SM i'm very jealous of your clean and minimalist desks. mine looks like a bombsite in a stationery factory

Unemployed at the moment, but my home desk looks like the combined contents of a Ryman's, a Maplin's, and the dumpster of a pound shop

The demo desk they're showing co-workers today:

http://i612.photobucket.com/albums/tt203/pplains/12.jpg

My desk, or what it would look like five years later.

http://i612.photobucket.com/albums/tt203/pplains/12-1.jpg

roomy!

dizgusting

Do you have tom and the sports guy as your wallpaper???

Finally got some gumption and did this yesterday. Compare to the crime scene above.

http://i612.photobucket.com/albums/tt203/pplains/12-10.jpg

heh i should make that my desktop.

Nicely done, pp! I love a clean desk. My job is about 96% computers so my only weakness is post its and food containers.

If anyone was in the market for a Sun Belt media guide from the last decade, you're going to have to talk to my co-worker Todd now.

Many, many piles of paper

Computer
Monitor
Phone
Fan
Wall Street Journal
Coaster
Cup of Water
Ludicrous amounts of Post it Notes
piles of paper
Pentagram with mini-birthday candles at the points
Stapler

that's wild, I've also got a coaster on my desk.

So here's a deal: At long last, my office is being expanded into another part of the building and my "team" get to be the ones to claim the new area.

Even better, I've talked my way into having a corner seat facing the window. Pretty cool view of the Main Street Bridge, Statehouse Convention Center, stupid trollies, etc.

But there's this wrinkle. Not that my new space is ruined or anything, but they're keeping a door in front of mine and my co-worker's desks.

Here's a rough sketch:

http://i612.photobucket.com/albums/tt203/pplains/Pp-Office_zps3801230a.gif

The windows are blue. The door is yellow. The magenta stripe illustrates the path to the door from the rest of the office. My desk is marked by green.

Pay attention to the measurements: seriously, there's only like 18-24 inches, 50- 75 cm, of space between the back of our desks and the door.

It's not going to be our front door or anything, but I don't think it's going to be an exit only fire egress either.

Does this seem strange to any of you? Legal? Have you ever seen this set-up before?

I think the door swings the other way, but still.

2013 desk panoramas?

http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/3371/photojan2324858pm.jpg

Folks, COVID-19 is causing much death, illness and distress across the world. It's a suffering that is going to affect each and every one of us.

And I am absolutely here in the office for it.

https://i.imgur.com/NnLwMWt.jpg

I work in a 2nd line IT support team, so my desk is covered in IT crap. A selection of the current mess:

• over a dozen broken smartphones
• my company issue smartphone (working but old)
• (in a laptop stand) my old company issue Win 10 laptop...
• ...connected to a 24" widescreen monitor
• my new company issue Win 10 laptop
• mouse
• same keyboard I've had for four years, somewhat of a record around here
• VoIP phone
• wireless headset connected to phone and laptop
• coffee mug from DevSecOps conference
• badge with flashing LEDs from a different DevSecOps conference
• my actual coffee mug
• laptop with corrupted SSD that I'm fixing for someone
• (usually) my personal mobile on charge
• (under the desk) my rucksack
• my walking boots, or my work boots if I've only just got in or am about to leave for the day
• also under the desk, a wheeled drawer cabinet containing who-knows-what random IT garbage

now that I'm WFH my "desk" is my living room table. On the desk: laptop, Verso book I'm using as a mousepad, and a notepad. Laptop's hooked up to my TV as a second monitor.