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I wonder how quickly one could rid the screen of this thread, so it was flushed out of the New Answers lists altogther. I figure if each of us were to simultaneously revive the very first ever thread they started, this question could be flushed out of the system in, say, two list updates.

James Watsby, Thursday, 9 June 2005 12:25 (twenty years ago)

ahhhh meta thread.

AaronK (AaronK), Thursday, 9 June 2005 12:30 (twenty years ago)

Well first you'd have to get people to stop responding to this thread.

n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 9 June 2005 13:15 (twenty years ago)

Like I'm doing right now.

n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 9 June 2005 13:15 (twenty years ago)

Right...now.

n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 9 June 2005 13:15 (twenty years ago)

It's still sticking around my friend.

Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Thursday, 9 June 2005 13:43 (twenty years ago)

...And that's why we don't eat ice cream in the car.

Huk-L, Thursday, 9 June 2005 13:46 (twenty years ago)

So wait! .. are we suposed to respond to this thread or not? Seems like we shouldn't .. but the rules need to be more clear.

geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Thursday, 9 June 2005 13:50 (twenty years ago)

Ssshh ;-)

James Watsby, Thursday, 9 June 2005 13:53 (twenty years ago)

we shouldnt.

AaronK (AaronK), Thursday, 9 June 2005 13:55 (twenty years ago)

starting with the end of this sentence

AaronK (AaronK), Thursday, 9 June 2005 13:56 (twenty years ago)

.

AaronK (AaronK), Thursday, 9 June 2005 13:56 (twenty years ago)

Wait. Oh, I see. OK, nevermind.

geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Thursday, 9 June 2005 13:59 (twenty years ago)

is it out yet?

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 9 June 2005 13:59 (twenty years ago)

nope.

AaronK (AaronK), Thursday, 9 June 2005 14:07 (twenty years ago)

Aaron, maybe you should signal again when we should stop posting to this thread. I think we're ready now.

geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Thursday, 9 June 2005 14:26 (twenty years ago)

Oh, OK. Let's see how long it takes for my question to get flushed out from NOW.

Cheers.

James Watsby, Thursday, 9 June 2005 14:31 (twenty years ago)

Is it working?


...Oh damn. Sorry!

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 June 2005 14:33 (twenty years ago)

So this is like negative thread pachinko?

Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 9 June 2005 14:34 (twenty years ago)

Now come on!

geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Thursday, 9 June 2005 14:35 (twenty years ago)

I just revived my first thread!!!!!!!!

dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 9 June 2005 14:43 (twenty years ago)

Xpost

OK, it's obvious it ain't going to work. It was just meant to be an experiment - a rapid flush question, detoxifying the board.

James Watsby, Thursday, 9 June 2005 14:45 (twenty years ago)

I think in this madcap, fast-paced world, we need to learn to stop and smell the roses.

n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 9 June 2005 14:47 (twenty years ago)

Quite.

Shall we try one more time? No silly buggers this time.

Now.. FLUSH!

James Watsby, Thursday, 9 June 2005 14:53 (twenty years ago)

So? How long did it take?

geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Friday, 10 June 2005 11:11 (twenty years ago)

I've got a feeling that this thread is doomed to failure.

caitlin (caitlin), Friday, 10 June 2005 11:17 (twenty years ago)

No it isn't!

Oops.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 10 June 2005 11:48 (twenty years ago)

Huk-L OTM.

n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 10 June 2005 14:52 (twenty years ago)

why is this still here?

ken c (ken c), Friday, 10 June 2005 15:35 (twenty years ago)

Can I check whether I'm supposed to be posting to this or not? I'm a bit confused, but I am always keen to help.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 10 June 2005 22:46 (twenty years ago)

it really should have been titled "servng tureens" or "wilco: new album?"

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 10 June 2005 23:59 (twenty years ago)

I predict this thread will set a record for staying on the New Answers the longest, and surpass Dave Matthews Band Bad & Hated for number of posts. Either that, or I just killed the thread.

wetmink (wetmink), Saturday, 11 June 2005 00:04 (twenty years ago)

I predict that nothing exciting will happen and this thread will be revived in about a month by a random googler searching for nude pictures (pics, pix) of Beyonce (Knowles, Destiny's Child, Destinys Child).

something about a tarantula coming out of a coconut (deangulberry), Saturday, 11 June 2005 00:08 (twenty years ago)

I thought this was gonna be a toilet-humor thread.

Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Saturday, 11 June 2005 00:17 (twenty years ago)

I figured this would have been flushed by now, but y'all keep posting and bumping it back up to the top.

geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Saturday, 11 June 2005 02:30 (twenty years ago)

how quickly one could rid the screen of this thread

OMG! I changed the resolution of my display to 800x600 and this question wasn't on screen anymore! And it was like a lot more quicklier than your revivification method! /me R00LZ K THX BYE!

StanM, Saturday, 11 June 2005 06:42 (twenty years ago)

Oh. Er... Sorry.

StanM, Saturday, 11 June 2005 06:42 (twenty years ago)

So this is like negative thread pachinko?

-- Tuomas

It's a variant of sorts. In my view, Thread Pachinko is royal tennis to Flushout's modern tennis.

moley, Saturday, 11 June 2005 07:56 (twenty years ago)

Look, it doesn't take that much effort to figure this out: we're all supposed to stop posting. No posts at all on this thread. It's not complicated. How dumb can you people be not to get it? Why are you still posting?

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 11 June 2005 10:03 (twenty years ago)

I mean, is it really too hard for you to understand?

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 11 June 2005 10:03 (twenty years ago)

I don't know, it's been an hour, and NO ONE shows up to say they understand. If only anyone else here were as smart as I am.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 11 June 2005 11:03 (twenty years ago)

I think I get it. It's just that it wasn't clear everyone kept posting. And I thought that meant I was supposed to too.

geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Saturday, 11 June 2005 11:37 (twenty years ago)

Given the bloodymindedness of most ILX users, I'm betting that this thread will break a new record for "longest time spent on the New Answers page".

caitlin (caitlin), Saturday, 11 June 2005 11:48 (twenty years ago)

Caitlin's right. This question is unflushable!

Ian Riese-Moraine. Exposing ambitious careerists as charlatans since 1986. (East, Saturday, 11 June 2005 14:22 (twenty years ago)

It's getting near the bottom of New Answers now, so I thought I should alert everyone so we can watch for the precise moment it falls off. Any minute, I calculate.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 12 June 2005 07:49 (twenty years ago)

I missed this thread yesterday. What was the point of it again?

Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Sunday, 12 June 2005 20:33 (twenty years ago)

I don't remember, noodle. *sigh*

Ian Riese-Moraine: exposing ambitious careerists as charlatans since 1986. (East, Monday, 13 June 2005 01:19 (twenty years ago)

caitlin, I already said that.

wetmink (wetmink), Monday, 13 June 2005 05:39 (twenty years ago)

not that I really care, just thought I should post something.

wetmink (wetmink), Monday, 13 June 2005 06:03 (twenty years ago)

But why did you have to post something? Why post anything? Why call it anything?

http://www.industrial-music.com/images/product/ARTFUL039-160.jpg

Ian Riese-Moraine: exposing ambitious careerists as charlatans since 1986. (East, Monday, 13 June 2005 10:04 (twenty years ago)

Oh, this thread is still active? Wow! We really AREN'T very good at following instructions, are we?

geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Monday, 13 June 2005 11:02 (twenty years ago)

This is such a cool thread!

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 11:23 (twenty years ago)

i bet at least one person has had to use the search function to revive this thread.

ken c (ken c), Monday, 13 June 2005 12:09 (twenty years ago)

Really? What a coincidence, I did just now!

Ian Riese-Moraine: exposing ambitious careerists as charlatans since 1986. (East, Monday, 13 June 2005 12:16 (twenty years ago)

It'll flush now, any thread I post to is guaranteed to sink like a stone.

Thread Flushah (GerryNemo), Monday, 13 June 2005 12:37 (twenty years ago)

Right. So we're supposed to post to this thread. Right?

mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 13 June 2005 12:45 (twenty years ago)

No, that's the point mark.. We're not supposed to post to this thread. At least that's my interpretation. Correct me if I'm wrong.

geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Monday, 13 June 2005 12:46 (twenty years ago)

Ah right.

mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:21 (twenty years ago)

i have been so good, and then a return from the weekend only to find this thread at the very top of the chart.

AaronK (AaronK), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:23 (twenty years ago)

THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S A COOOOOOL THREAD! YAY!

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:25 (twenty years ago)

But seriously, we'd better flush this out... on the count of three...

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:28 (twenty years ago)

1

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:28 (twenty years ago)

2

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:29 (twenty years ago)

Actually let's make it 10...

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:29 (twenty years ago)

1

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:29 (twenty years ago)

2

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:30 (twenty years ago)

3

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:30 (twenty years ago)

4

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:30 (twenty years ago)

4

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:30 (twenty years ago)

Wait.. I just reread the first post. It says something about each of us reviving the thread.. So I guess we DO post. As much as we can.

geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:30 (twenty years ago)

ooh, sorry, 5

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:31 (twenty years ago)

6

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:31 (twenty years ago)

that 5 was an xpost btw.

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:32 (twenty years ago)

6

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:32 (twenty years ago)

i have been so good, and then a return from the weekend only to find this thread at the very top of the chart.

This thread's better than Crazy Frog and you know it!

Ian Riese-Moraine: exposing ambitious careerists as charlatans since 1986. (East, Monday, 13 June 2005 13:32 (twenty years ago)

7

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:32 (twenty years ago)

House of.... (oops too early)

mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:33 (twenty years ago)

8

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:33 (twenty years ago)

9

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:33 (twenty years ago)

Stop messing up my countdown, I've got to start all over again!

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:34 (twenty years ago)

(xpost to mark and Ian

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:34 (twenty years ago)

)

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:34 (twenty years ago)

Okay, here we go:

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:35 (twenty years ago)

1

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:35 (twenty years ago)

Well, when are you going to restart?

geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:35 (twenty years ago)

2

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:35 (twenty years ago)

3

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:35 (twenty years ago)

Oh, sorry.. xpost!

geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:36 (twenty years ago)

4

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:36 (twenty years ago)

5

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:36 (twenty years ago)

6

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:36 (twenty years ago)

7

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:36 (twenty years ago)

8

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:36 (twenty years ago)

9

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:37 (twenty years ago)

You know, this counting is never going to work. People are still going to post. You need to come up with something better than that.

geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:37 (twenty years ago)

You should really count down rather than up for this sort of thing.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:39 (twenty years ago)

9 and a quarter.

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:39 (twenty years ago)

Oh alright here we go.

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:42 (twenty years ago)

10

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:42 (twenty years ago)

9

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:43 (twenty years ago)

8

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:43 (twenty years ago)

7

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:43 (twenty years ago)

5

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:43 (twenty years ago)

4

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:43 (twenty years ago)

3

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:44 (twenty years ago)

2

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:44 (twenty years ago)

Good idea Onimo!

geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:44 (twenty years ago)

Bugger, I forgot 6!

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:44 (twenty years ago)

.. Or should I call you Gerry?

geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:45 (twenty years ago)

Okay, are you ready for the flush?!

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:45 (twenty years ago)

10

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:45 (twenty years ago)

9

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:45 (twenty years ago)

I try to help, though I've now got "Do we stop at '1' or wait for '0'? Or will someone say stop at the right time?" anxiety.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:45 (twenty years ago)

8

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:45 (twenty years ago)

that was an xpost

Onimo (GerryNemo), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:46 (twenty years ago)

7

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:46 (twenty years ago)

6

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:46 (twenty years ago)

5

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:46 (twenty years ago)

YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME

N_RQ, Monday, 13 June 2005 13:46 (twenty years ago)

4

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:46 (twenty years ago)

3

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:46 (twenty years ago)

2

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:47 (twenty years ago)

1

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:47 (twenty years ago)

This is getting exciting!

NickB (NickB), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:47 (twenty years ago)

GET READY!!!!

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:47 (twenty years ago)

STOP

Onimo (GerryNemo), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:47 (twenty years ago)

F

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:47 (twenty years ago)

Oops, sorry, too early

Onimo (GerryNemo), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:48 (twenty years ago)

This has been going on for so long, I can't remember why we're counting.

geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:48 (twenty years ago)

L

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:48 (twenty years ago)

U

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:48 (twenty years ago)

now what?

mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:48 (twenty years ago)

U

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:48 (twenty years ago)

S

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:48 (twenty years ago)

FLUS? What's that mean?

geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:49 (twenty years ago)

H

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:49 (twenty years ago)

!

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:49 (twenty years ago)

You forgot the I.


HI!

geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:49 (twenty years ago)

Two 'u's there, you might want to sort the spelling or someone will ask what "fluush" means and spoil it.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:50 (twenty years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/images/mind/disgust/morescience_disgust/toilet.jpg

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:50 (twenty years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/images/mind/disgust/morescience_disgust/toilet.jpg

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:50 (twenty years ago)

Ew. What does a pickle in a toilet have to do with anything? You prop comic!

geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:52 (twenty years ago)

Two U's???! Doh!

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:53 (twenty years ago)

I don't know if I can be arsed to count down. How about we all post 10 pictures of toilets as a countdown instead? (Last one discounted).

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:54 (twenty years ago)

1.
http://caste99.com/photos/2nd/megan%20toilet.jpg

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:55 (twenty years ago)

2.
ihttp://www.toilet.or.kr/board/data/m17/toilet%20photo%20(20).jpg

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:56 (twenty years ago)

Bah! Didn't work!

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:56 (twenty years ago)

http://media.bestprices.com/content/music/10/444518.jpg

mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:57 (twenty years ago)

http://events.clowningaround.com/images/interactives/toilet%20racer%20interactives%20events.jpeg

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:57 (twenty years ago)

http://www.thealarm.com/photos/toilets.jpg

Onimo (GerryNemo), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:59 (twenty years ago)

on the runs while having the runs....?

battlingspacemonkey (battlingspacemonkey), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:59 (twenty years ago)

3.
http://www.insurgentarts.com/images/shirt-royal%20flush.JPG

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:59 (twenty years ago)

Look, the only way to count this in is fast, Ramones style.

So.


1 2 3 4 !

mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 13 June 2005 14:00 (twenty years ago)

This thread is really a bit of a 'lodger' methinks.

NickB (NickB), Monday, 13 June 2005 14:01 (twenty years ago)

OK, I think that killed it. Now it will fluush.

geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Monday, 13 June 2005 14:06 (twenty years ago)

ive got the stick lets poke it for a bit then chase each other round the garden with the genuine shitty stick

battlingspacemonkey (battlingspacemonkey), Monday, 13 June 2005 14:21 (twenty years ago)

P

Ian Riese-Moraine: exposing ambitious careerists as charlatans since 1986. (East, Monday, 13 June 2005 14:41 (twenty years ago)

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Ian Riese-Moraine: exposing ambitious careerists as charlatans since 1986. (East, Monday, 13 June 2005 14:41 (twenty years ago)

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Ian Riese-Moraine: exposing ambitious careerists as charlatans since 1986. (East, Monday, 13 June 2005 14:42 (twenty years ago)

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Ian Riese-Moraine: exposing ambitious careerists as charlatans since 1986. (East, Monday, 13 June 2005 14:42 (twenty years ago)

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Ian Riese-Moraine: exposing ambitious careerists as charlatans since 1986. (East, Monday, 13 June 2005 14:42 (twenty years ago)

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Ian Riese-Moraine: exposing ambitious careerists as charlatans since 1986. (East, Monday, 13 June 2005 14:42 (twenty years ago)

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Ian Riese-Moraine: exposing ambitious careerists as charlatans since 1986. (East, Monday, 13 June 2005 14:42 (twenty years ago)

!

Ian Riese-Moraine: exposing ambitious careerists as charlatans since 1986. (East, Monday, 13 June 2005 14:43 (twenty years ago)

OMG! Kel, when I typed in "stick" into google, this picture came up!

ihttp://www.colorado.edu/TheatreDance/theatre/productions/0405/Images/Peeru%20with%20Stick.jpg

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 14:43 (twenty years ago)

So yeh, whatever happened to flushing this thread out? Is it still happening?

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 14:52 (twenty years ago)

No, now we're trying to flush the "keep this question in new answers" thread out.

Ian Riese-Moraine: exposing ambitious careerists as charlatans since 1986. (East, Monday, 13 June 2005 14:53 (twenty years ago)

I'm just not sure what to do on that thread at all.

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 14:56 (twenty years ago)

I think it's more important to make a concerted effort to flush this thread out. Who's with me? Say "aye".

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 14:57 (twenty years ago)

aye

Onimo (GerryNemo), Monday, 13 June 2005 14:58 (twenty years ago)

So .. was the fate of this thread decided or not? I need to know whether or not we should not post on it.

geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Monday, 13 June 2005 17:31 (twenty years ago)

I mean, we kind of left it up in the air...

geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Monday, 13 June 2005 17:31 (twenty years ago)

Ooh! I bet I can kill this thread!

Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 13 June 2005 17:35 (twenty years ago)

Is see this thread's been steadily falling down the board while I've been away. About time really...

Onimo (GerryNemo), Monday, 13 June 2005 17:52 (twenty years ago)

C'mon folks, this poor thread nearly got forgotten.

Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Monday, 13 June 2005 23:22 (twenty years ago)

Um.... Hi!

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 June 2005 23:23 (twenty years ago)

it's quiet in here.

wetmink (wetmink), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 00:27 (twenty years ago)

shhhh.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 01:08 (twenty years ago)

Has this thread gone away yet?

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 01:55 (twenty years ago)

Shh! I think we're whispering for some reason.

wetmink (wetmink), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 02:06 (twenty years ago)

I think this joke's gone stale.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 07:03 (twenty years ago)

Did it work?

mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 07:07 (twenty years ago)

I think this joke's gone stale.

Agreed. It's time this thread was flushed.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 08:09 (twenty years ago)

Yeh drop it, I'm sick of this.

dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 08:12 (twenty years ago)

Hey I just realised something! Errr... no, no don't worry.

dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 10:25 (twenty years ago)

No, share, please.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 11:38 (twenty years ago)

Ooooh... I can't remember. I'll get back to you on it.

dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 12:11 (twenty years ago)

Wow. In the immortal words of The Birthday Party, it's still living!

Ian Riese-Moraine: exposing ambitious careerists as charlatans since 1986. (East, Tuesday, 14 June 2005 12:25 (twenty years ago)

a game of Horseshoooooooooooooooooooooooooes!

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 13:07 (twenty years ago)

I came to this late, what are we supposed to be doing?

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 13:10 (twenty years ago)

It has never really been clear to me. I think we're supposed to flush this thread out by posting to it a lot.

geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 13:11 (twenty years ago)

aldo, we're trying to get this thread out of New Answers as soon as possible. You'd think it would have happened by now, innit?

dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 13:15 (twenty years ago)

Ah, right, I won't post to it again then.

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 13:16 (twenty years ago)

Although yes, you're right, it's stange it hasn't gone yet.

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 13:16 (twenty years ago)

Right, now watch it drop. Like a stone.

mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 13:20 (twenty years ago)

I will.

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 13:21 (twenty years ago)

You mistype strage as "stange". If stange were a word, I think it would describe this thread pretty well.

geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 13:23 (twenty years ago)

My typing shames this thread. No wonder it won't disappear.

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 13:27 (twenty years ago)

Oh, mercy! I'm one to talk. I had a typo as well, and I left the d off of "mistyped".

geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 13:32 (twenty years ago)

and you spelled "starnge" wrong

Slumpman (Slump Man), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 13:34 (twenty years ago)

Look, we're just going to have to get a moderator to lock it. There's always going to be someone that'll post onto it to be funny and up it will go once again.

Anyone know where we can get one?

mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 13:36 (twenty years ago)

Fluush! Whodathunkit?

dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 13:39 (twenty years ago)

I wouldn't have.

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 13:45 (twenty years ago)

It's halfway down the screen now. Won't be long until it's gone.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 14:00 (twenty years ago)

I didn't even see this thread, it was so far down. I kind of missed it. Glad it's still around, although I hope it accomplishes its goal someday.

geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 14:33 (twenty years ago)

No, it's at the top. You must be looking at another thread.

mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 14:37 (twenty years ago)

So it is. That's weird. I could have sworn it was further down.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 14:40 (twenty years ago)

It's easily done.

mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 14:45 (twenty years ago)

MISSY
I AM YR BIGGEST FAM, PLEASDE TELL ME WHAT DOES "FREMME NEPPA VENETTE" MEAN? ONE LOVE, SHANTE
XOXOXOXOXOXO

"Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money." - Good Charlotte

SHANTE (Nick A.), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 14:58 (twenty years ago)

I guess we hadn't counted on the random googler thwarting our objective!

geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 15:44 (twenty years ago)

Bah. This would have been flushed if you hadn't all posted to it.

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 18:14 (twenty years ago)

Oh I think people will get tired of this soon enough.

Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 21:04 (twenty years ago)

Well I know I am.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 22:25 (twenty years ago)

WIll it? Won't it?

It's all a crayzy crayzy gayme!

dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 23:05 (twenty years ago)

If I only knew how to play...

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 00:58 (twenty years ago)

I thought it was going to go that time.

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 06:08 (twenty years ago)

Why, did it get close to the bottom?

Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 09:20 (twenty years ago)

This is still here? D'oh!

dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 10:26 (twenty years ago)

I've only just noticed this thread. Its great!

Pete (Pete), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 10:27 (twenty years ago)

What if we post some sort of bold notice saying not to post to this thread? Would that work?

dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 10:27 (twenty years ago)

DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!

mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 10:31 (twenty years ago)

you don't have to yell. you don't want this to be known as the "mean thread" do you?

geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 10:36 (twenty years ago)

Look it's no good, we're just going to have to disarm this thread.
http://home.datacomm.ch/fmeyer/c64/pictures/keyboard_4.jpg
Now, there are two wires here. One disarms, one detonates.

Which one to snip?

mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 10:41 (twenty years ago)

maybe we can just douse it in water.

geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 10:44 (twenty years ago)

You can't pick "one of the silver wires" - ilx minimalism gone mad!

A proper bomb has blue and red wires.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 10:53 (twenty years ago)

http://tiles.ice.org/tiles/quilt_14/4326.jpg

Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 10:55 (twenty years ago)

It's not a bomb, it's a thread.

Top silver or Bottom silver?

xpost what are you trying to do with that?

mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 10:56 (twenty years ago)

I HAVE A BOMB! DISARM THIS THREAD AND THE FORUM DIES!

Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 10:56 (twenty years ago)

I don't see any blkue wires in that picture. I vote we snip the purple one. It's always either the purple one or the yellow one.

geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 10:57 (twenty years ago)

Surely we need to keep the thread over a certain post-rate or it detonates.

Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 10:58 (twenty years ago)

You've only got 2:47 somethings left!

Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 10:59 (twenty years ago)

wait a minute! aren't those just highway flares?
http://re2.mm-b.yimg.com/image/173436105

geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 11:12 (twenty years ago)

Damn!
I'd had gotten away with it etc...

Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 11:37 (twenty years ago)

http://re2.mm-a.yimg.com/image/681504230
Fruush! Hr-ree-hee-hee-hee-hee!

geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 11:39 (twenty years ago)

Fruush? Hr-ree-hee-hee-hee-hee? Since when did Scooby Doo think he was Elizabeth Fraser?

Ian Riese-Moraine: exposing ambitious careerists as charlatans since 1986. (East, Wednesday, 15 June 2005 12:18 (twenty years ago)

Without wanting to dive head-first into the realms of bad taste, does anyone find the words "bomb" and "bang" hilarious if said in a thick Ulster accent?

Bowum!
Barng!

dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 12:50 (twenty years ago)

Not really.

Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 15:39 (twenty years ago)

No-one has posted to this thread for a couple of hours so it's finally on it's way out...

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 17:23 (twenty years ago)

Looks like it.

Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 18:46 (twenty years ago)

http://smollin.com/book/mikes/tmonstr/mon012.jpg

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 18:52 (twenty years ago)

Well, this was a bad idea.

Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 22:18 (twenty years ago)

i wish this thread would stop

Sym Sym (sym), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 23:57 (twenty years ago)

Don't stop! (Don't stop!) Don't stop the thread!
I won't stop! (Won't stop!) Won't stop the thread!
I can't stop! (Can't stop!) Can't stop the thread!
GO!

Ian Riese-Moraine: exposing ambitious careerists as charlatans since 1986. (East, Thursday, 16 June 2005 01:40 (twenty years ago)

Stop in the name of the thread before it breaks my heart.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 June 2005 02:33 (twenty years ago)

Have you people no compassion? Let this thread die!

Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 16 June 2005 07:58 (twenty years ago)

Marzipan.

mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 16 June 2005 08:06 (twenty years ago)

The thread is definitely showing signs of life, it must be kept alive.

Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Thursday, 16 June 2005 08:13 (twenty years ago)

This thread needs a feeding tube and to have its picture photoshopped onto the Spiderland cover.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 16 June 2005 09:40 (twenty years ago)

Christ, it's B***b*s all over again.

Matt (Matt), Thursday, 16 June 2005 09:59 (twenty years ago)

Bump.

AdrianB (AdrianB), Thursday, 16 June 2005 10:12 (twenty years ago)

ha haaa ha ha ha haaaa!

mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 16 June 2005 10:18 (twenty years ago)

If this thread were reposted and then locked... would it work?

Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 16 June 2005 10:55 (twenty years ago)

No, because the point of the thread is to post to it.. I thought we all arrived at that conclusion.

Get a clue, man.

geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Thursday, 16 June 2005 11:15 (twenty years ago)

Is it? Oh, I got it wrong as well then.

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Thursday, 16 June 2005 11:17 (twenty years ago)

Don't take it personally.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 June 2005 12:30 (twenty years ago)

It's going to be hard to say goodbye to this thread when it finally does leave us. It's like an old friend. And I mean a good friend, not some fair-weather bastard who talks behind your back like mark grout probably does.

geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Thursday, 16 June 2005 16:03 (twenty years ago)

let's be cool

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 16 June 2005 16:13 (twenty years ago)

Okay.

Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Thursday, 16 June 2005 19:24 (twenty years ago)

I think we've finally flushed it out.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 June 2005 20:16 (twenty years ago)

upper decked it, more like

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 16 June 2005 20:31 (twenty years ago)

Really?

Ian Riese-Moraine: exposing ambitious careerists as charlatans since 1986. (East, Thursday, 16 June 2005 23:13 (twenty years ago)

I think it might actually drop off the bottom this time.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 17 June 2005 07:43 (twenty years ago)

When I didn't see it this morning on first pass I thought it had been flushed. Then I just realised I had missed it.

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Friday, 17 June 2005 07:44 (twenty years ago)

I think today could be the day

Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 17 June 2005 07:51 (twenty years ago)

I'm waiting with bated breath to see if it actually is

caitlin (caitlin), Friday, 17 June 2005 07:54 (twenty years ago)

It's going to be hard to say goodbye to this thread when it finally does leave us. It's like an old friend. And I mean a good friend, not some fair-weather bastard who talks behind your back like mark grout probably does.
-- geyser muffler and a quarter (right.knewi...) (webmail), June 16th, 2005 5:03 PM. (link)

Oh yeah sunshine? You got something to say, you say it to my FACE maaaaaaaan. My FACE!

ahem.

You alright?

mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 17 June 2005 07:55 (twenty years ago)

T/S People who want this thread to live vs people who want this thread to die.

dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 17 June 2005 10:04 (twenty years ago)

I vote: Die.

dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 17 June 2005 10:04 (twenty years ago)

no wait...

dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 17 June 2005 10:04 (twenty years ago)

Oh, hey mark, no hard feelings? I didn't mean you were a bad friend, I just meant you probably were. You can see how that was an innocent comment, right?

geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Friday, 17 June 2005 10:41 (twenty years ago)

mmmmm.

mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 17 June 2005 10:42 (twenty years ago)

wait a minute, wait a minute - this isn't the new TITTWIS, it's a concentrated effort to flush out a question asap. So no mother's meetings here thank you very much.

dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 17 June 2005 11:07 (twenty years ago)

I wonder how quickly one could rid the screen of this thread, so it was flushed out of the New Answers lists altogther. I figure if each of us were to simultaneously revive the very first ever thread they started, this question could be flushed out of the system in, say, two list updates.

Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Friday, 17 June 2005 11:10 (twenty years ago)

I for one can't wait for this thread to be flushed, it's brought nothing but hatred amongst the lot of you

Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 17 June 2005 11:11 (twenty years ago)

It's like an amazing odyssey though, and it's sure to end with a group hug.

geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Friday, 17 June 2005 11:14 (twenty years ago)

Or a circle jerk.

Which might be a good reason to keep it going.

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Friday, 17 June 2005 11:20 (twenty years ago)

I'm going to miss it when it's gone. I think we should have tried to come up with increasingly ridiculous reasons to keep posting to it just to keep it in 'new answers'.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 17 June 2005 11:50 (twenty years ago)


"If you love something, set it free." -Sting

geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Friday, 17 June 2005 11:58 (twenty years ago)

For god's sake though, that doesn't mean stop posting. Sting is a jerk.

geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Friday, 17 June 2005 13:01 (twenty years ago)

But, just suppose this thread was the first thread you ever posted to. It would never flush! Ever.

Is that what's happening?

mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 17 June 2005 13:03 (twenty years ago)

I'm staying out of this.

giboyeux (skowly), Friday, 17 June 2005 13:09 (twenty years ago)

.. Or should I call you Gerry?

-- geyser muffler and a quarter (right.knewi...), June 13th, 2005 3:45 PM. (Dave225) (later)

Sorry, didn't see that. Gerry's fine if you prefer.

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Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 17 June 2005 13:12 (twenty years ago)

that was a close one

Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 17 June 2005 13:18 (twenty years ago)

It's the Burton's Menswear of threads! It's always closing down but never does!

dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 17 June 2005 14:10 (twenty years ago)

Sorry, I meant Officer's Club.

dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 17 June 2005 14:10 (twenty years ago)

This thread now with 60% off all posts.

Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Friday, 17 June 2005 16:14 (twenty years ago)

Sorry. So that should read: "This thread now"

Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Friday, 17 June 2005 16:14 (twenty years ago)

That's confusing. If it read "Ti hednwwt 0 f l ot" it would make more sense. I compared "This thread now" to "This thread now" for two minutes before I figured out that it was a joke.

geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Friday, 17 June 2005 16:17 (twenty years ago)

I think you mean "T's cfg. I t d 'T n 0' i ld e mo ns. I ced 'T t n' 'T t n' f o ut be I gu t t s ok."

Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Friday, 17 June 2005 16:26 (twenty years ago)

Wow, this joke got old fast.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 17 June 2005 17:20 (twenty years ago)

"T's cfg. I t d 'T n 0' i ld e mo ns. I ced 'T t n' 'T t n' f o ut be I gu t t s ok."

Satanic nature of this thread finally exposed.

wetmink (wetmink), Friday, 17 June 2005 18:52 (twenty years ago)

exposed, I tell you!

wetmink (wetmink), Saturday, 18 June 2005 00:28 (twenty years ago)

Dan, what was the joke?

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 18 June 2005 03:26 (twenty years ago)

He thinks this thread is trying to be funny.

dog latin (dog latin), Saturday, 18 June 2005 08:16 (twenty years ago)

No. Nuh-uh. Never. Never! NEVER! NEVER NEVER NEVER!!!

Ian Riese-Moraine: exposing ambitious careerists as charlatans since 1986. (East, Saturday, 18 June 2005 13:21 (twenty years ago)

Funny?

Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Saturday, 18 June 2005 14:26 (twenty years ago)

Just hurry up and flush the question! Stop procastatinating!

dog latin (dog latin), Saturday, 18 June 2005 14:30 (twenty years ago)

procrastanating, that is

dog latin (dog latin), Saturday, 18 June 2005 14:30 (twenty years ago)

procrastingating

dog latin (dog latin), Saturday, 18 June 2005 14:31 (twenty years ago)

pissing about

Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Saturday, 18 June 2005 14:31 (twenty years ago)

pro crass tin ate ing

dog latin (dog latin), Saturday, 18 June 2005 14:31 (twenty years ago)

spageti

dog latin (dog latin), Saturday, 18 June 2005 14:32 (twenty years ago)

spaggetti

dog latin (dog latin), Saturday, 18 June 2005 14:32 (twenty years ago)

spagethi

dog latin (dog latin), Saturday, 18 June 2005 14:32 (twenty years ago)

pasta

dog latin (dog latin), Saturday, 18 June 2005 14:33 (twenty years ago)

propastinating

dog latin (dog latin), Saturday, 18 June 2005 14:33 (twenty years ago)

It's our duty to flush this thread out!

dog latin (dog latin), Saturday, 18 June 2005 14:33 (twenty years ago)

duty... hehe

dog latin (dog latin), Saturday, 18 June 2005 14:34 (twenty years ago)

doodie! diarrhoea!

dog latin (dog latin), Saturday, 18 June 2005 14:34 (twenty years ago)

hey everybody - DIARRHOEA!

dog latin (dog latin), Saturday, 18 June 2005 14:34 (twenty years ago)

Flushhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

dog latin (dog latin), Saturday, 18 June 2005 14:35 (twenty years ago)

You wanna take something for that.

Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Saturday, 18 June 2005 14:35 (twenty years ago)

Take one thread.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 18 June 2005 16:33 (twenty years ago)

Thread-worm? URRRRGHHHH.

Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Saturday, 18 June 2005 20:23 (twenty years ago)

My little brother once left me a message on my cell phone. The message consisted of a toilet flushing.

Ian Riese-Moraine: exposing ambitious careerists as charlatans since 1986. (East, Saturday, 18 June 2005 20:35 (twenty years ago)

"We will never, we will never, we will never -- give it up!"

Ian Riese-Moraine: exposing ambitious careerists as charlatans since 1986. (East, Saturday, 18 June 2005 20:37 (twenty years ago)

"Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you"

Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Saturday, 18 June 2005 20:39 (twenty years ago)

Is this the thread for pictures of Teh Moog?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/jamiefake/moog.gif

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Saturday, 18 June 2005 21:23 (twenty years ago)

well, is it?

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Saturday, 18 June 2005 22:25 (twenty years ago)

http://metropolis.japantoday.com/xmg/498/Thunderpants.jpg

Frogm@n Henry, Saturday, 18 June 2005 23:46 (twenty years ago)

Another picture of the Moog:

http://img14.imgspot.com/u/05/169/05/moogmodular.jpg

Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Sunday, 19 June 2005 09:41 (twenty years ago)

Looks like Evil Edna's been messing with The Moog again.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Sunday, 19 June 2005 10:43 (twenty years ago)

Raymond Scott to thread! xpost

Ian Riese-Moraine eats nation-states for breakfast! (Eastern Mantra), Sunday, 19 June 2005 11:41 (twenty years ago)

I IS HUNGRY!!!

dom pastameato, Sunday, 19 June 2005 14:01 (twenty years ago)

7 ate 9.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 19 June 2005 20:37 (twenty years ago)

indestructible thread?

Ste (Fuzzy), Sunday, 19 June 2005 20:41 (twenty years ago)

bump

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Sunday, 19 June 2005 21:25 (twenty years ago)

http://www.artofwarcards.com/Ace%20of%20Hearts.jpg

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 19 June 2005 21:29 (twenty years ago)

Good morning little thread, how are you today?

Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Monday, 20 June 2005 06:31 (twenty years ago)

so very tired. please, just kill me!

this little thread (Fuzzy), Monday, 20 June 2005 06:46 (twenty years ago)

http://img14.imgspot.com/u/05/170/02/ZollMan.jpg

Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Monday, 20 June 2005 06:50 (twenty years ago)

Is it dead yet?

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 20 June 2005 11:49 (twenty years ago)

Suddenly, nothing happened.

mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 20 June 2005 11:54 (twenty years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/insideout/northeast/series7/burials/burial_rip203.jpg

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 20 June 2005 12:00 (twenty years ago)

I think this joke's gone stale.

-- Tuomas (tuomas.alh...) (webmail), June 14th, 2005. (Tuomas) (later)


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Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 20 June 2005 12:02 (twenty years ago)

At the risk of repeating myself, without wishing to repeat myself, I think you are repeating yourself.

mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 20 June 2005 12:05 (twenty years ago)

http://www.jenene.org/live/archives/hand1.jpg

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 20 June 2005 12:14 (twenty years ago)

http://editor.actrix.co.nz/images2004/0409zombie.jpg

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 20 June 2005 12:15 (twenty years ago)

brown lilo n. A buoyant Tom Tit that, left alone , will eventually make it's way out to sea.

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Monday, 20 June 2005 12:24 (twenty years ago)

This thread always reminds me of an old nursing story of my wife's. I can't recall a lot of the detail, but it did involve her trying to flush out a huge big plop that was in the toilet of one of the private rooms she was attending too. Anyhow, it allegedly took about fifteen attempts, three nursing staff and several vases full of water before they finally managed to flush the bugger out. Then she finished what she was doing and moved on to the patient in the next room along, only to find... yep, that's right...

NickB (NickB), Monday, 20 June 2005 12:34 (twenty years ago)

...it was sat right on the bed, eating the patient's grimmacing face with lusty abandon.

NickB (NickB), Monday, 20 June 2005 12:36 (twenty years ago)

Jacob, the singing cat?

Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 20 June 2005 12:41 (twenty years ago)

http://www.pegasusshoes.com/images/products/md/cat-jacob-brn.jpg

Onimo (GerryNemo), Monday, 20 June 2005 15:02 (twenty years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v165/noodle_vague/elbow.gif

Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Monday, 20 June 2005 16:27 (twenty years ago)

that's not very humerus

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 21 June 2005 01:14 (twenty years ago)

http://www.ffcompendium.com/misc/worker8t.jpg

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 02:21 (twenty years ago)

http://www.ffcompendium.com/misc/aerisdeaths.jpg

Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 15:01 (twenty years ago)

D'oh! I thought we'd finally done it. STop mucking around you lot - you're not helping!

dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 15:03 (twenty years ago)

I really expected this thread to be flushed on my return from Glasgow.

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 17:50 (twenty years ago)

Wasn't it?

Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 21:48 (twenty years ago)

Apparently not.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 03:02 (twenty years ago)

Eventually this thread wil get too long to bother to load.

h., Wednesday, 22 June 2005 06:42 (twenty years ago)

Especially if it has a lot of unintereting pictures.

http://www.hort.purdue.edu/ext/senior/fruits/images/small/peach_tree.jpg

h., Wednesday, 22 June 2005 06:43 (twenty years ago)

eventally you're going to have to start a "Flush this question out - Thread Two"

mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 06:53 (twenty years ago)

I bet Thread Two gets flushed first.

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 08:13 (twenty years ago)

Well, then wouldn't that one be the more successful?

mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 08:15 (twenty years ago)

I reckon you'd end up with more "Flush" threads than "Happy Birthday Random ILXOR" ones in New Answers.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 08:18 (twenty years ago)

Flush this question out - Thread Two

Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 08:20 (twenty years ago)

I'm GUTTED you didn't call it "Flush this number two out".

NickB (NickB), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 08:52 (twenty years ago)

That would have been just the job.

NickB (NickB), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 08:52 (twenty years ago)

Just the jobbie.

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 09:12 (twenty years ago)

This thread needs a Jobbie Weecha

Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 09:26 (twenty years ago)

Eventually this thread wil get too long to bother to load.

Not if people go to the settings so you only see the last 50 messages of course. Like what I do.

dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 09:40 (twenty years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v192/doglatin/art.jpg

Is this helping?

dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 14:36 (twenty years ago)

Digger!

NickB (NickB), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 14:49 (twenty years ago)

You wouldn't let it lie!

mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 15:24 (twenty years ago)

nearly there!

dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 16:37 (twenty years ago)

That thing I realised, way up thread... I just remembered it again!

dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 16:41 (twenty years ago)

Now there's two threads this is kind of like juggling.

Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 20:32 (twenty years ago)

I like having this one above thread 2.

I know some come from the reality (wetmink), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 23:56 (twenty years ago)

http://loud-noises.com/Forumstuff/look.gif

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 23 June 2005 04:53 (twenty years ago)

I didn't think this one would be below the other. Oh well.

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Thursday, 23 June 2005 08:33 (twenty years ago)

It isn't. oh wait..

mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 23 June 2005 08:34 (twenty years ago)

I'm going on holiday tonight, I expect this thread will be long gone when I come back.

That headswap graphic is making me feel ill.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 23 June 2005 08:35 (twenty years ago)

perhaps this thread should 'go on holiday' also

Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 23 June 2005 08:41 (twenty years ago)

Maybe we could send both threads to the moderators board. Let them sink them...

mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 23 June 2005 08:48 (twenty years ago)

I will find an Internet cafe while I'm away so I can make sure it's gone.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 23 June 2005 08:56 (twenty years ago)

Maybe a third thread might do the trick? And take the other two down with it?

dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 23 June 2005 09:59 (twenty years ago)

"He can't stay down with three barrels on 'im. not three"

Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 23 June 2005 10:01 (twenty years ago)

http://mikuna.image.pbase.com/u11/ronhrl/small/38066180.Threebarrels.jpg

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 23 June 2005 13:58 (twenty years ago)

Full barrels don't count.

Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Thursday, 23 June 2005 15:01 (twenty years ago)

It was definitely in the lower half of the list this time, so it's working! well done, everyone!

StanM (StanM), Thursday, 23 June 2005 19:03 (twenty years ago)

Is the thread for pictures of the Flumps?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/jamiefake/flumpsfamily1.gif

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Thursday, 23 June 2005 20:44 (twenty years ago)

Away from this thread for 96 hours and it's still unflushable!

Ian Riese-Moraine eats nation-states for breakfast! (Eastern Mantra), Thursday, 23 June 2005 20:49 (twenty years ago)

b

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 23 June 2005 23:22 (twenty years ago)

Has thread 2 gone?

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Friday, 24 June 2005 05:39 (twenty years ago)

Has James Watsby been back to see how his experiment's working out?

Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Friday, 24 June 2005 07:14 (twenty years ago)

Hi, so what's new?

dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 24 June 2005 11:45 (twenty years ago)

Not a lot I see.

dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 24 June 2005 15:14 (twenty years ago)

This Space Reserved For Humorous Post.

More O'Ferrall, Friday, 24 June 2005 17:43 (twenty years ago)

Bring back the Amazing Randy and Conor Smedley! (Well just for this thread I guess).

dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 24 June 2005 17:44 (twenty years ago)

Stay tuned for catchy slogan.

Ian Riese-Moraine eats nation-states for breakfast! (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 24 June 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

Enough already

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Friday, 24 June 2005 20:42 (twenty years ago)

http://www.aac.org/images/content/pagebuilder/40887.jpg

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 25 June 2005 00:39 (twenty years ago)

http://www.snowcrest.net/cafemocha/images/Ziggy%20animated.gif

On one hand I've got myself to blame (Lynskey), Saturday, 25 June 2005 00:44 (twenty years ago)

Shut up and sit down, you big bald fuck.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 25 June 2005 01:18 (twenty years ago)

"Day 14. The threadmates have been sitting in the garden for the last 2 hours. Since the stand-off between Forks and Ziggy, all alcohol has been removed from the thread."

Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Saturday, 25 June 2005 11:40 (twenty years ago)

http://www.cristine.net/~cristine/images/ZiggyMovieStill.jpeg

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 25 June 2005 15:30 (twenty years ago)

It was quite close to the bottom again this morning.

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Sunday, 26 June 2005 08:03 (twenty years ago)

WHAT HAVE I MISSED ?!

Ste (Fuzzy), Sunday, 26 June 2005 10:18 (twenty years ago)

Y'know. Stuff.

Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Sunday, 26 June 2005 13:41 (twenty years ago)

My only rule that I'm following on this thread is that I refuse to post back to back posts just to keep it alive.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 26 June 2005 19:10 (twenty years ago)

I just won't do that.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 26 June 2005 19:10 (twenty years ago)

it would be wrong.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 26 June 2005 19:10 (twenty years ago)

very wrong.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 26 June 2005 19:10 (twenty years ago)

http://www.peroxidecomics.com/archives/best-things-ever-elementary.jpg

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 26 June 2005 19:13 (twenty years ago)

My only rule that I'm following on this thread is that I refuse to post back to back posts just to keep it alive.
-- Forksclovetofu (forksclovetof...), June 26th, 2005 9:10 PM. (later)

Well, if you won't then I suppose I'll have to.

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Sunday, 26 June 2005 19:15 (twenty years ago)

I dunno, I really do like this thread. Maybe we shouldn't flush it out?

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 27 June 2005 07:02 (twenty years ago)

I just got back from a weeklong trip ... I was worried that I would have missed the announcement that this thread had finally been flushed.... ...and whatever party favors and cake that would have been involved.

geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Monday, 27 June 2005 10:31 (twenty years ago)

once it does get flushed out we'll have to have an afterparty, yes indeed.

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 27 June 2005 12:10 (twenty years ago)

I think if it does get flushed, we'll also have to revive it and watch it flush again. It's such a suspenseful thread!

geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Monday, 27 June 2005 12:30 (twenty years ago)

Are you angry at this one too, or is it just the other one?

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Monday, 27 June 2005 15:11 (twenty years ago)

OH, I love this one. I could never be mad at it.

geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Monday, 27 June 2005 15:14 (twenty years ago)

Looks like it's about to flush! We should use this thread to post a play-by-play description of what's happening as we watch it flush.

I know some come from the reality (wetmink), Monday, 27 June 2005 21:03 (twenty years ago)

Hang on. It's bobbed back to the surface again. Live, my beauty, live!!!

Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Monday, 27 June 2005 21:11 (twenty years ago)

Some of you: OTM.

StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 05:25 (twenty years ago)

And the rest?

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 06:09 (twenty years ago)

also OTM, but this time the O means Off.

StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 06:20 (twenty years ago)

Wh-- Which one am I?

dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 06:56 (twenty years ago)

You're OTM that this thread is still going, aren't you? (Over The Moon)

StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 07:03 (twenty years ago)

Wooo, did Ol' Threadkillin' Me finally do it?

StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 14:54 (twenty years ago)

No.

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 20:37 (twenty years ago)

http://www.osha.gov/gif/FatalFacts/fact50graphic1.jpg

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 05:21 (twenty years ago)

Is that even relevant?

dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 07:35 (twenty years ago)

Is this the largest meta thread ever created?

dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 07:35 (twenty years ago)

Nearly there!

dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 12:20 (twenty years ago)

We can't flush this question out because we haven't been potty-trained!

Ian Riese-Moraine has been xeroxed into a conduit! (Eastern Mantra), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 13:29 (twenty years ago)

Oh, but we nearly did just now...

StanM (StanM), Thursday, 30 June 2005 01:38 (twenty years ago)

There's an extreme sense of apathy AND expectation on this thread now...

dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 30 June 2005 05:35 (twenty years ago)

That was a great flush, fellers.

James Watsby, Thursday, 30 June 2005 23:04 (twenty years ago)

Where's the toilet cleaner?

Ian Riese-Moraine has been xeroxed into a conduit! (Eastern Mantra), Thursday, 30 June 2005 23:07 (twenty years ago)

they said it couldn't be done

Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 30 June 2005 23:53 (twenty years ago)

Did it happen?!! :-O

dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 1 July 2005 07:15 (twenty years ago)

is it out yet?

ken c (ken c), Friday, 1 July 2005 07:33 (twenty years ago)

Thread two is nearly gone. Therefore it is the more successful.

mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 1 July 2005 07:35 (twenty years ago)

http://www.osha.gov/gif/FatalFacts/fact26graphic1.jpg

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 1 July 2005 12:51 (twenty years ago)

Wait, I thought this thread had been flushed!?

geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Friday, 1 July 2005 13:00 (twenty years ago)

It floated back to the top!

dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 1 July 2005 13:08 (twenty years ago)

I'll bet this thread has some tales to tell

Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 1 July 2005 13:11 (twenty years ago)

xpost

That's a very healthy sign. The peristaltic nature of this thread will keep this board from getting cancer!

geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Friday, 1 July 2005 13:13 (twenty years ago)

There's only one way to get this thread properly flushed, we need a gazillion rolls of toilet paper

Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 1 July 2005 13:15 (twenty years ago)

maggie gellenhal DOES look like a dog!

AaronK (AaronK), Friday, 1 July 2005 13:15 (twenty years ago)

AFTER PARTY CELEBRATION!!!! WOOOHOO!!!!

And as it's Friday, It's happy hour!!! Get sloshed and sing!!!!!!1

dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 1 July 2005 15:19 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...
{[{*slooshPA_sLLuppo_fizz*)]}

Kiri, Friday, 22 July 2005 22:29 (twenty years ago)

i miss u
y 4 u go away?

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 23 July 2005 04:13 (twenty years ago)

Oh, hi question. I hope you've been well. Well, it was good to see you again. Take care.

geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Saturday, 23 July 2005 07:58 (twenty years ago)

http://www.classicgaming.com/rotw/altbwizard.gif

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 24 July 2005 18:40 (twenty years ago)

We did this already.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Sunday, 24 July 2005 18:43 (twenty years ago)

And we'll do it AGAIN until we get it right.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 24 July 2005 20:52 (twenty years ago)

Right, ready?

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 25 July 2005 11:48 (twenty years ago)

http://www.maxwaugh.com/images/bw98/flush.jpg

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 01:44 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...
Just in case anyone wondered what ever happened to this thread, it got flushed out. now you know.

when something smacks of something (dave225.3), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 10:16 (twenty years ago)

Arctic Monkeys

dog latin (dog latin), Sunday, 2 October 2005 22:38 (twenty years ago)

four weeks pass...
This thread is just begging to be flushed out.

Owen, Monday, 31 October 2005 11:39 (twenty years ago)

But I bet this thread looks good on the dancefloor!

mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 31 October 2005 12:02 (twenty years ago)

five months pass...
Going well -- it hasn't surfaced in 2006, I notice.

Memoirs Hill, Saturday, 15 April 2006 10:54 (nineteen years ago)

wow talk about a coincidence!

Ste (Fuzzy), Saturday, 15 April 2006 13:05 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

Coincidences, Whoo.....

Mark G, Friday, 7 September 2007 07:57 (eighteen years ago)

I know it's bad form to laugh at your own jokes but I just made myself lol. This must have been running at the same time as the Terry Shiavo iPod thread.

This thread needs a feeding tube and to have its picture photoshopped onto the Spiderland cover.

-- Onimo

onimo, Friday, 7 September 2007 08:08 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

let's flush it out of hiding

omar little, Saturday, 20 October 2007 00:04 (eighteen years ago)

Who the fuck was James Watsby?

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 20 October 2007 11:24 (eighteen years ago)

ILX legend. Came, dropped one thread, left. An example to us all.

onimo, Saturday, 20 October 2007 12:30 (eighteen years ago)

flush people

strgn, Saturday, 20 October 2007 12:52 (eighteen years ago)

eight months pass...

i've never seen such a floater

the next grozart, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 22:20 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

Every now and then I just get this overwhelming urge to flush this question out.

We should have called Suzie and Bobby (NickB), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 17:11 (fifteen years ago)

Damn, it just came back.

We should have called Suzie and Bobby (NickB), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 17:11 (fifteen years ago)

Where? I don't see it.

StanM, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 17:39 (fifteen years ago)

Oh, there it is!

StanM, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:28 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

Finally ilx has another chance to do this thing properly, as it should have been done the first time.

Aimless, Monday, 2 January 2012 06:42 (thirteen years ago)

two years pass...

we did it guys! :)

tench and pike, scaup and snipe (NickB), Friday, 10 January 2014 22:15 (eleven years ago)

five months pass...

Sorry, sorry...I sneezed and hit "submit post" by mistake

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 16:15 (eleven years ago)


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