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Hillary Rodham Clinton is a great answer.

Who stole the soul?

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 11:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Who's your daddy?

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 11:10 (twenty-two years ago)

This is awesome.

― Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 11:13 (twenty-two years ago)

John Waters! I knew it.

― Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 11:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Who should post more to ILE?

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 11:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I should have spelled it out in full

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 11:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I am impressed that David R is in that list!

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 11:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I am appalled.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 11:19 (twenty-two years ago)

The eternal question answered

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 11:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Inspired by Sisqo.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 12:07 (twenty-two years ago)

http://24.60.188.10:8080/demos/GooglePeople/GooglePeople.cgi?query=who+looks+like+a+monkey

Wot no Peter Reid?

― James Ball (James Ball), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 12:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Who is the most beautiful boy on ILX?

Camille Paglia! Bea Arthur! Simon Frith?!

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 12:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, how do you do that thing where the link appears with your own wording?

― James Ball (James Ball), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 12:34 (twenty-two years ago)

A new theory comes to light...suicide. Either that or it was Oliver Stone JFK

― mms (mms), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 12:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Lord knows he's got the money for it.

― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 12:38 (twenty-two years ago)

http://24.60.188.10:8080/demos/GooglePeople/GooglePeople.cgi?query=Who+is+full+of+shit%3F

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 12:39 (twenty-two years ago)

James Ball -ummm, dumb HTML question:

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 12:40 (twenty-two years ago)

you put anchor tags around what you want to link, like this:

<a href="Google People is my NU-GOD">Here's a link to this thread</a>

― That Girl (thatgirl), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 12:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Who is my secret benefactor?

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 12:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Wh-wh-what's goin' on?

― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 12:45 (twenty-two years ago)

http://24.60.188.10:8080/demos/GooglePeople/GooglePeople.cgi?query=who+is+dj+martian

this obviously does not work !

― DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 12:53 (twenty-two years ago)

George Clinton, Saddam Hussein, etc.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 12:54 (twenty-two years ago)

(I like how it's got The Death Star lodged directly between Ted Nugent and Ralph Nader!)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 12:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 12:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I could be Brian May, David Mamet, or Sterling Clover. Shhhhh!

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 12:57 (twenty-two years ago)

This google people thing has a bit of a messiah complex

Who do you think you are?

― Alan (Alan), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 12:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Who is a cockfarmer?

― Kerry (dymaxia), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 13:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I love that Dan Perry is directly followed by Thong Song on the "Who is a cockfarmer?" one!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 13:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Who is a terrorist?

― Kerry (dymaxia), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 13:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Who will DIE today?

Poor poor Ame Width!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 13:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Only one person in this whole wide world? That's shocking

― James Ball (James Ball), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 13:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Thanks Nordicskillz and That Girl.

― James Ball (James Ball), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 13:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Finally - WHO IS THE BIGGEST CORNY INDIE MOTHERFUCKER?

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 13:21 (twenty-two years ago)

How the hell did Bernie Worrell* and John Coltrane get on that list!?!

*I'm going to see Bernie tomorrow night RAWQ!!!!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 13:40 (twenty-two years ago)

via: Who broke ILXOR?

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 13:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Who does ILX blame? fails to point the finger at hstencil, but at least gets that fucker David Cross.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 13:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Abe Lincoln is my most likely homosexual conquest. Figures.

― Mark C (Mark C), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 13:50 (twenty-two years ago)

And I am unimpressed at the suggestion that it was PAUL MCCARTNEY who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong.

― Mark C (Mark C), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 13:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Who would be in the best band ever?"

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 14:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Who invented the asshat?"

Apparent contenders: the Green Fairy, Christopher Reeves, Stephan Hawkings (sic), KURT LODER, Davy Crockett and Carl Sagan!

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 14:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Who wants to see Momus' penis?

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 14:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I think Kurt Loder is the original asshat, that answer is very wise and makes much sense.

― Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 14:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I entered "what the fuck?" and got Saddam Hussein, Jennifer Lopez, Britney Spears, and Jessica Simpson, among others.

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Who is Jess Harvell?

!!!!!!!

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 14:31 (twenty-two years ago)

We're all on team Harvell! (including Mary Chain, English Beat and David Sim!)

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 14:48 (twenty-two years ago)

i feel like voltron

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 14:50 (twenty-two years ago)

GooglePeople is not sure it found the answer to your question "who is the biggest asshole in the world?", but listed below are some possibilities to investigate.

Apparently GooglePeople has some issues with Hollywood tough guys and civil rights legends, among others.

― Dee the Lurker (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 14:57 (twenty-two years ago)

We are all fat fourty year old men!

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 15:14 (twenty-two years ago)

that player piano is hot hot hot

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 15:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Who is the biggest whore on ILX?

Horace Mann and Marcello are up there.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 15:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh. My. Facking. God.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 15:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Ugh!

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 15:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Ugh!

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 15:22 (twenty-two years ago)

You people are all flooding the system, I've only been able to read one or two of these.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 15:22 (twenty-two years ago)

"GooglePeople is very confident that the answer to your question 'Who is William Shatner?' is: William Shatner."

Thank God!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 15:24 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000015N5.01._PE_SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000015N5.01._PE_SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 15:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I always suspected

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 15:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Who should America attack next? I can see this causing problems.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 15:34 (twenty-two years ago)

(I really think they should sort out Faye Dunaway first)

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 15:36 (twenty-two years ago)

DId you know that Ralph Nader throws squirrel tails?

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 15:59 (twenty-two years ago)

b to the izzill!

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 16:33 (twenty-two years ago)

this is what i meant you to click on, actually.

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 16:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh my GOD Mitch!!!

"GooglePeople is somewhat confident that the answer to your question 'Who is the rapper that made "big pimpin"'? is: Bill O'Reilly."

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 16:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Who is punk as fuck?

Too much fun.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Who's in Belle and Sebastian? Why Stevie Trousers and Mike Jones of course!

(that made me so happy)

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 17:03 (twenty-two years ago)

is my browser too old for this...all I get is a grey page with the word "searching..."
should I be more patient?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 17:05 (twenty-two years ago)

It takes about 10 seconds.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 17:07 (twenty-two years ago)

well, it's been a lot longer than that, and the little N in the corner has long stopped moving.
So, I'm gonna guess that the shitty stinginess of my employers has once again robbed me of an opportunity to waste their valuable time.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 17:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Bad luck for most men

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 17:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Who is Eminem currently dating?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 17:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Who beat Stefan Edberg in the 1989 French Open final?

Answer: (5 stars) STEFAN EDBERG.

Which is true! He self-destructed when up a break in the 4th! It is so wise.

― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Who is Dom Passantino?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 17:21 (twenty-two years ago)

GooglePeople is not sure it found the answer to your question ""Who are you?"", but listed below are some possibilities to investigate.

Tina Fey
Avril Lavigne

― Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 17:21 (twenty-two years ago)

That Eminem one couldn't have turned out better Dom!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 17:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha!

Who is nickalicious in love with?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 17:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Who roxor u r all gay?

Harry Potter.

― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Which ILX posters would put out on the first date?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 17:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I love that this thing includes fictional characters (such as "Lazarus Long") as well as not-even-fictional-character-names-but-simply-word-combinations like "Rock Stars" or "Rock Boots".

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 17:40 (twenty-two years ago)

GooglePeople is somewhat confident that the answer to your question Who wants to suck my dick? is:

Harry Potter

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 17:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Fuck Chris Marsden and Graham Le Saux, seems like Seaman has hidden talents

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 17:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Pauly Shore it appears this thing is pretty accurate

― buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 17:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Who is the dopest flyist O.G. pimp hustler gangster player hardcore motherfucker living today?

Henry Rollins.

― Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Who is to blame for the New Rock Revolution?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Who can ILX agree on?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 17:53 (twenty-two years ago)

"Name someone more deluded than Arsene Wenger"

No people found

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Who is Triple H holding down?

Answers include Avril Lavigne and Jesus Christ.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

who does RJG want to fuck?

: /

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 18:06 (twenty-two years ago)

It's fun plugging pseudo-assassinations and assassinations into this. Apparently Gertrude Stein is a suspect in the Kennedy killings.

― Kerry (dymaxia), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 18:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I asked "Who shot JFK?" and the number one answer was John Kennedy!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 18:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Who is who? Apparently, there is only one "who" left in the world.

― Kerry (dymaxia), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 18:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Bryan Adams, that's who

― Kerry (dymaxia), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 18:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't believe no one's asked this one

― Kerry (dymaxia), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 18:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Who will be American president in 2008? Yay!

― Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

GooglePeople is CONFIDENT about the answer

― alex in montreal, Wednesday, 7 May 2003 22:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Sterling, I never knew you cared ...

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 22:29 (twenty-two years ago)

What if God was one of us?

― Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 22:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, there's your answer, Mr. Zappa.

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 23:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Our apologies to our friends overseas. The lists of first names and last names we use comes from the U.S. Census Bureau and, hence, GooglePeople does not do well with names not found in North America.

Bah, sod that for a lark! *grumble*

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 23:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, this fucking figures

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Thursday, 8 May 2003 00:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha!

Who is nickalicious in love with?

But Who is jody beth rosen in love with?

Probaby the only place you'll see Dan Perry sandwiched between Johnny Cash and Neil Young.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 8 May 2003 09:10 (twenty-two years ago)

http://24.60.188.10:8080/demos/GooglePeople/GooglePeople.cgi?query=Who+loves+Daniel++Reifferscheid%3F

Quite an impressive list, I must say...but apparently, Bob Dylan's love for me is a bit stronger than Nate's, Jody's and Frank Kogan's.

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Thursday, 8 May 2003 10:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Uhm, err: http://24.60.188.10:8080/demos/GooglePeople/GooglePeople.cgi?query=Who+loves+Daniel++Reifferscheid%3F

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Thursday, 8 May 2003 10:01 (twenty-two years ago)

The problem with this thread is that everything moves around on the target page, so for example Dan is no longer the meat in an old-rocker sandwich.

One thing that will probably remain true is that Jody loves Jody, but Gary Lucas loves Jody so much more.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 8 May 2003 10:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Who is the next person I will have sex with?"

Top of the list is Christine Hamilton. I mean... sweet Jesus!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 8 May 2003 10:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Fortunately, you're clearly quite far down the list of who is the next person christine hamilton will have sex with?

So on the one hand, you'll be waiting a while. On the other hand, time to practice your bridge or something.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 8 May 2003 10:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Who on Earth still reads the NME?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 8 May 2003 11:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha, ha, ha
American Idol is a conspiracy.

― Kerry (dymaxia), Thursday, 8 May 2003 21:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Probaby the only place you'll see Dan Perry sandwiched between Johnny Cash and Neil Young.

Oh, the vision.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 9 May 2003 15:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Who on ILX should shut the fuck up>

I didn't know Nick Heyward posted here, to be honest. Third on the list, Lisa "Left Eye" Lopez, who has been somewhat quieter recently.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 9 May 2003 17:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I am impressed that David R is in that list!

Better than that - I'm on top of Liz Phair AND Christina Aguilera AND Traci Lords! Hot damn!

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 9 May 2003 17:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow!

BUFALLO SOLDJAH

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 9 May 2003 17:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Who hates I Love Everything?

Well, here's the hitlist. Billy Crystal and Meredith Brookes, apparently.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 9 May 2003 18:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Forget Ronaldinho, it's Chris Armstrong who is heading to Manchester United this summer.

― bert (bert), Saturday, 10 May 2003 22:45 (twenty-two years ago)

http://24.60.188.10:8080/demos/GooglePeople/GooglePeople.cgi?query=who+killed+brian+jones

bill wyman removed from the investigation then...

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Sunday, 11 May 2003 09:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Who hates I Love Everything?

I do!

― Enid Roach (Enid Roach), Sunday, 11 May 2003 10:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Who should post LESSto ILX?

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Sunday, 11 May 2003 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, damn Chretien -- he is such a troll.

― Nicole (Nicole), Sunday, 11 May 2003 14:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Who is a closet case?

Ricky Martin a clear favourite here, althought it's nice to see that Greil Marcus is a candidate.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 11 May 2003 15:50 (twenty-two years ago)

two years pass...

All Your Google Base Are Belong To Us:

Google Base is Google's database into which you can add all types of content. We'll host your content and make it searchable online for free.

Examples of items you can find in Google Base:

• Description of your party planning service
• Articles on current events from your website
• Listing of your used car for sale
• Database of protein structures

You can describe any item you post with attributes, which will help people find it when they search Google Base. In fact, based on the relevance of your items, they may also be included in the main Google search index and other Google products like Froogle and Google Local.

I don't understand what any of this means, but apparently it's going to destroy eBay and Craigslist.

http://blog.outer-court.com/archive/2005-10-25-n57.html

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 19:03 (twenty years ago)

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