The ilx admin situation

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Right, can someone fill me in on what's going on? Who has access? As stated before, the plan is to make it freely downloadable. The problem is that currently, if I were to make the software available for other people to download, all Alan's work commenting it and everything else will be lost (and you don't have my permission to make my parts public).

Also can someone point me to the discussion that took place re: changing the admin password? You may hate me, but you have to work with me on this.

(I was going to post this on 12ftlizards, but hardly anyone replies on there)

PS Mr Noodles can eat a dick

Graham (graham), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

Well at least you have taken the mature approach Graham! All the mods rock (heh heh) imo!

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

Do you have documentary evidence that Mr Noodles can eat a dick. I'd pay good money to buy that on e-bay.

Pete (Pete), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

A whole one?

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

oooh the hairs would make me gag

james (james), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

We could shave it first.

RickyT (RickyT), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

Maybe it was a spotted dick.

Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

Graham I would say what I know (not much) but I don't really want to speak out of turn or misrepresent other people.

N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

Shaven all the way when it comes to eating a whole one i should imagine!! oo-er! Unless of course it's a chocolate one! mmmmm!

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

Mmm, steamed pudding. With custard. Yes.

RickyT (RickyT), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

Or maybe it's a typo and he meant duck. Or even turdurken.

Larcole (Nicole), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

You could floss with the hairs.

Pete (Pete), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

Maybe it was a spotted dick.
U can cream for that you know!!

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

Can I be a moderator?

Thanks.

Spoonered (Spoonered), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

Crikey Pete, how long is your pubic hair?

RickyT (RickyT), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

it may actually be dice - i could eat a whole dice - shaved or not

james (james), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

DONT ANSWER HIM PETE!

Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

You're right to fear them Nick.

Graham (graham), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

It's nothing to do with fear, silly.

N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

Plaited or au maturale?

Pete (Pete), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

The only thing N. fears is the hair police.

Larcole (Nicole), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

dear spoonered, moderate my anus, love drumk mee

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

N.'s hair laughs in the face of the hair police.

RickyT (RickyT), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

Can someone please answer this seriously?

Graham (graham), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

You could always plait the hair & then move it discreetly to the side whilst consuming the yummier bits!

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

The only thing N. fears is the hair police.

http://www.ciudadfutura.com/poprock/cheaptrickdream.jpg

(In all seriousness is anyone going to answer Graham? Yes saying someone can eat a dick is silly...)

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

(saying that one of the few people who COULD answer him can eat a dick is a bit more than silly)

RickyT (RickyT), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

Moderation, admin and technical overhaul are undertaken collectively, when people are available etc.

mark s (mark s), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think the discussion to change the admin password took place in real life as opposed to on the boards. Or at least off board if electronic.

If going public then we need to know what bits of the board are your private parts Graham.

Pete (Pete), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

Mr Noodles can eat victory burgers. maybe that's the same thing as a dick in canada.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

Serious answer: no discussion took place, at least before the password got changed. Don't know who has access now.

Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

What, Pete, so Noodles can eat them?

RickyT (RickyT), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

I didn't know Mr Noodles was involved.

As far as any of you are concerned all of it is Pete.

Graham (graham), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

we need to know what bits of the board are your private parts Graham.

*titter*

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

what is Mr noodles having for lunch today?

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

Graham, are you seriously asserting ownership over *all* the code? Even the stuff Alan modified?

RickyT (RickyT), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

Graham's private parts are bored?

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

mine certainly are

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

He did some commenting which I'm very grateful for, but beyond that he never got further than a bit of tidying up.

Graham (graham), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

*sniggers*

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh, OK. JOOI, are you intending to GPL the code?

RickyT (RickyT), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm not sure of the copyright issues involved in creating the functiionality of a message board to exactly duplicate that of another message board (ie Greenspun). I would imagine not very good.

The additional features on the other hand would probably be relatively easy to claim some kind of ownership over. Though I would imagine copyright of code is a gnarly area (possibly based on who the code was made for, where it is now based and Mr Noodles dick eating capacity).

Pete (Pete), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

all I want to know is, what happened to the Search? It used to be nice and easy to use and reasonably quick, but now it's been replaced with some google and alltheweb cobblers. What's the deal with that, then, hmmm?

MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

Mark there have been a billion questions asked about this over the last few day. Do a search for them.

N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

If you can find them that is!! sorry N, please dont kill me!

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

so what is happening to the board - and what is meant by going public?

help the thickies

james (james), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

Certain types of search were slowing the whole system down, so the search has been replaced temporarily untill a work around can be found.

Ed (dali), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

Mark: Go here.

Pete: The part that duplicates the UI of Greenspun is only a tiny and insignificant part. By which I mean the "extra features" constitute 90% of the code.

Rick: No, the GPL is a horrible thing that most people that support it don't understand. BSD-like seems more likely. I don't even have a copy of Alan's commented version though.

Graham (graham), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

Do a search for them

Haha! Like if someone explains how to use the bloody thing. Do you put a slash after the text that's already there, or replace it, or what?

And to think you could've just *told* me!

MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

Am I the only person who is not having an issue with the search function? WTF? I didn't notice there was a problem.

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

yes, you are the only one.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

i hardly ever use search so it doesn't bother me, and the fact that ILE noo longer locks up in the late afternoon suits me fine.

Ed (dali), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

A) christ jesus, can someone take N.'s suggestion and put a note on the search board explaining the situation, ideally linking to Heavens! ILX is slow and frustrating ;) ?

B) Though a little shaky, I think that Graham's code is Graham's code. I'm assuming that he never saw the Mr. Greenspun's code.

C) I don't like the way this thread started treating him like Calum/Spoonered.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

Mark, it was a joke. Yes, the thread Andrew links to is the one to look at.

By which I mean the "extra features" constitute 90% of the code.

It's surely not about percentages of code. Graham I thought you gave that code freely to the ILX community? Now you want it back? I don't think anyone would have consented to you being in charge if they knew that was the arrangement. Your being denied admin access to Andrew's server doesn't change that. If you regret coding stuff in the light of this situation, well sorry but life's full of regrets.

N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

C) might have something to do with him ending his post by telling someone to eat a dick.

Larcole (Nicole), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

I never used search. I live for the here and now and frankly all the bitching about the lack of search bamboozles me. But Mark, leave the space and just type the words you are after (all the net is best).

Going public, IlXor is going to be floated on the Nasdaq. This was not going to be announced until the Freaky Trigger relaunch (6 August 2003) - and then there was going to be a share option - however now the news has been leaked I suppose we can accept postal applications for shares (which will be issued on a proportional basis at an initial float price of $3.50 per share). The closing date for share applications is the 1st September.

Pete (Pete), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

Andrew OTM on C)

I really ahve no issue using search! It's a little slow but that's it! It seems to work same as alway!

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

Well, I like the GPL, but I can understand why people don't. BSD is great if you don't mind other people embracing and extending, which I guess isn't really a problem here.

Oh and until Graham releases the code, anything he has written himself is legally his. Even the stuff that duplicates the functionality of the Greenspun things. About the only thing that might be is the detail of the appearance of the UI itself.

What Andrew said re N.'s suggestion.

RickyT (RickyT), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

Andrew G has the password to his own server. Martin Skidmore and Mr Noodles have some tech access. This covers all timezones reasonably effectively.

Graham's access to Andrew's server was revoked after the tantrum he threw over Alan's hard work as technical back-up after Graham handed over the code to Ilxor.

Graham is of course entitled to a copy of everything he contributed to up to that point. If he chooses to take it away and work on it further and turn it into the greatest message board programme ever, for public access or whatever, then I'm sure everyone here wishes him well. I don't believe Ilxor has a plan to make anything public that Graham wants kept non-public. I think the word "fork" was invoked by someone: is someone currently reading who can explain this concept?

The discussion about revoking Graham's access took place on AIM as much as anywhere: that bit is long-lost, I'm afraid. Some of it was probably on the ilx mod discussions, or one of their ad hoc predecessors.

mark s (mark s), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

I wasn't even aware there was a discussion Mark.

Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

(Not that I should have been aware, having broken my staff and drowned my book.)

Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

Mark I am very let down by you.

Graham (graham), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

Well Tico, its not as if you are a moderator - why should you know.

Pete (Pete), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

A fork is like a spork but different.

NB my Scrabble game will be available freely to everyone by the way but at the moment it says LINE FIVE SYNTAX ERROR and bangs on about uninitialized variables chiz.

Sarah (starry), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think the 'fork' concept was pretty well covered by yourself in the first two sentences of that paragraph, mark.

N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

Mark, was it made absolutely clear that the code was handed over to ilxor? If it has been, distributing it under some sort of free license would be a very good idea indeed. That way, Graham gets to include in his own work any other changes under the conditions of the license, and everyone's happy.

RickyT (RickyT), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

That's the last time I get all allusive with Pete around.

Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

Pete = Caliban

N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

Graham I am not telepathic. If you have an issue about something you know my email and my AIM.

In the end, your indifference and open contempt for the many many hours I spent attempting to be your friend wore me down.

mark s (mark s), Thursday, 24 July 2003 14:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

(You can buy shares on PayPal too!)

Pete (Pete), Thursday, 24 July 2003 14:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

Mark, didn't you at least think someone would have the decency to tell me what was decided?

Well, the thing is, I can't work on my own code until I know whether I'm going to be basing it on a copy of Alan's commented version or what I have.

Similarly, there's a lot of restructuring work I need to do and afterwards it wouldn't be possible to install that version here without overwriting all of your changes. DYS?

It seems you all want to duplicate work out of pettiness (also if you hadn't ousted me the search explanation and/or new search thing and minna's problem would be solved by now, but that's a whole other issue).

Graham (graham), Thursday, 24 July 2003 14:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yes Graham but I guess the fear was that you'd throw another hissy fit and turn ILX into grey soup to prove a point.

N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 24 July 2003 14:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

Not doing that proves an even better point though, doesn't it?

Graham (graham), Thursday, 24 July 2003 14:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

Graham, you are the last person to be lecturing people on pettiness.

HOWEVER, I do think we should come to some arrangement by which Graham can have a copy of the code currently running on the server (w/o giving him actual access to the server), which he can than play with to his hearts content. If he does release it under the BSD license, the ilXor techies can incorporate whatever changes he has made that they deem appropriate. This will hopefully mean that we all get the code we want, and everyone will be happy. Yes?

RickyT (RickyT), Thursday, 24 July 2003 14:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

That sounds good to me.

N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 24 July 2003 14:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

The wide range of features on the old Search was valuable because there are many of us who do not spend the entire day on ILX, do not read every thread, and therefore needed a way of finding threads and posts which would match our interests. Looking at thread titles isn't enough; threads mutate all the time here and often bring in a whole range of information that would normally be outside of what you'd expect from the subject - this is one of ILX's strengths. So more filtering devices would be very helpful.

That said, I understand the server issue, have no complaints, and appreciate the many hours of hard work people have contributed to making this board. This is just a suggestion.

chester (synkro), Thursday, 24 July 2003 14:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

Pete we here at The Nasdaq Stock Market, Inc. appreciate correct capitalization of our short-form company name—that is, NASDAQ—and if you continue in this fashion we will be sadly forced to moderate your posts ex post-facto.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 24 July 2003 14:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

Graham, you were the one who broke off contact with me. Why the hell should I shoulder the burden of continuing to communicate with you? If no one else let you know maybe it's because you shower everyone who ever attempted to help you or look out for you or defend your corner with such relentless disdain.

Anyway why don't you stop casting this situation as another of your crappy little emotional powerplays and actually come across with honest NON-BLACKMAILING suggestions?

mark s (mark s), Thursday, 24 July 2003 14:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

Since the moderators and Admin and serverhost are scattered all round the world, it will take at least a day to ensure everyone's even seen this, probably — let alone discussed it or decided.

Can I sort of untangle mine and Graham's argument w.one another from the bigger issue, also? I'm mad busy at the moment so really don't have time or emotional energy to think abt Mod stuff clearly, and I don't want my feelings to get in the way of a solution. I'm going to steer clear of posting for a bit.

mark s (mark s), Thursday, 24 July 2003 14:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

so who actually has been tinkering with the code then? eneff? (Sorry, I haven't been paying attention). I've just noticed that the IP search isn't working either - and that takes more than changing the search form.

Where's Martin?

I noticed about an hour ago someone doing a search for "search" (via graham's temporary search form??) and that seemed to really slow down the newanswers cache regeneration (took 4 mins +)

Alan (Alan), Thursday, 24 July 2003 14:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

(Tracer, I was of course refering to the Nasdaq river, which runs through Wan King Province of Southern China - a clever ruse with which to mop up gullible peoples cheques which not actually be liable to pay them back. I had not worked out exactly how to make the concept of ILx float - but we could place side bets on whether it'll make it all the way to the Yellow River (the Zasdaq being a feeder for the Yangtze).)

Pete (Pete), Thursday, 24 July 2003 14:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

If you honestly think had I still had access I would have deleted everything can go play under the sink. I was part of this. It's true, I've been very upset with some groups of people, and I wasn't happy with Alan ignoring the instructions I gave him, though I've said I'm sorry about the way I reacted. Yes, there were a couple of well-documented times I did things I shouldn't have but they were only ever superficial.

The thing is, I have been so fucking angry with this place and never did anything destructive then. I worked my arse off to make sure problems were fixed as soon as possible and uptime was the best it could be. Why don't you just delete all 8000 or whatever it is of my messages and have done with it? *

(* I probably have to make clear to whoever's in charge that that's facetious, don't I?)

Suggestion coming in a minute. I needed to find out where I stand first.

Graham (graham), Thursday, 24 July 2003 14:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

Is this thread serious or a parody?

Alex K (Alex K), Thursday, 24 July 2003 14:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

Pete we can only hope the entire thing sinks like a stone.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 24 July 2003 14:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

i don't know exactly what's going on (probably like many others in here), but it's painful to see you battle for small things that seem to be just the product of some misunderstanding that escapes me.
graham has made a lot for this board to become what it is, and i think we all agree and thank him for this. now i just hope he will come into terms with the rest of the mods and we will read and write happily ever after (save the occasional FITE, of course).

joan vich (joan vich), Thursday, 24 July 2003 14:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yes, there were a couple of well-documented times I did things I shouldn't have but they were only ever superficial.

Do you see how they made people feel though, Graham? Like you were warning people that you could throw your toys out of the pram whenever you felt like it. Like ILE's survival relied on not upsetting you? No, you never did anything permanently destructive, but that shouldn't have even been an option one felt you could follow. It did start to feel (with the demands for gratitude and presents) that you were somehow threatening people in a "Graham giveth and Graham taketh away" way. And that wasn't something people were prepared to put up with.

N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 24 July 2003 14:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yes Nick, that's true. It's why I handed it over to Alan while I took a break to calm down (Alan let me down, but that's a whole other issue).

And what the hell is going in with the search engine now?

(Sorry, I'm going to have to take my time over my solution as I know it's going to be picked apart later)

Graham (graham), Thursday, 24 July 2003 15:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

Graham can I suggest that you not call out other mods and ILXors if you want to discuss this? When you do that, you make the other people all fussy and when they get fussy you get more fussy and it's a big fussy circle jerk. When you post on the thread, you should reread it and take out any statements such as "Alan let me down" and "Mr. Noodles needs to eat a dick" and leave the rest of it.

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 24 July 2003 15:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

Can't anyone else see the beauty in the phrase "Mr Noodles needs to eat a dick".

I mean it's a pity that it actually refers to a person - if not it woul be truly Hanleyesque.

Pete (Pete), Thursday, 24 July 2003 15:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

Time should be allowed for this whole issue. There are almost always moderators around, but not always moderators who are up to speed on every single detail. (We need a Communications Ministry! Perhaps we should hire Alistair Campbell?)

Graham you probably need to speak directly to Andrew about the status of the Search Engine as of this second. I doubt he will be reading ILE for a good few hours yet.

mark s (mark s), Thursday, 24 July 2003 15:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

As has been said before, "handing it over" means different things to different people. I wouldn't see it as co-existant with you then giving Alan "instructions", for example.

Has it occurred to you that we mightn't want your search solution? That part of this was that you were using your power over ILX in a way that's as unhealthy for you as for us?

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 24 July 2003 15:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ha! "a big fussy circle jerk"!

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 24 July 2003 15:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

Sounds messy.

NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 24 July 2003 15:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

Can we take the discussion of the solution to 12' lizards? That way, anyone not checking the boards over the next day or so will at least be alerted to what's going on via email. Everyone who has an interest should be on that list, and changing medium might make for a calmer discussion.

RickyT (RickyT), Thursday, 24 July 2003 15:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm not a moderator: the we/us in my last post is meant to speak for ILX, which of course I'm unqualified to do.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 24 July 2003 15:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

Rick, has any discussion on 12ft lizards not died a lonely death verfy quickly?

I don't know Andrew, I'd just rather have the search problem solved than switched off indefinitely. As far as I'm concerned, the current blase attitude to fixing the backend (and not giving explanations on the page when things are broken) is far more destructive to the boards than anything I did.

The most important instruction Alan ignored was to keep a log of what changes were made so that other people, not just me, would know what's going on. He didn't. I never resigned and he treated it like I had,

radiohead can just...eat a dick. I thought it was obvious it was a reference to that.

Graham (graham), Thursday, 24 July 2003 15:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

why doesn't someone write a script that can generate threads like these? they always seem kind of generic.

DV (dirtyvicar), Thursday, 24 July 2003 15:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

Jesus, remember when NYPLM had 10 posts a day?

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 24 July 2003 15:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

why doesn't someone write a script that can generate threads like these? they always seem kind of generic.

HOORAY WE'VE PASSED THE TURING TEST oh shit, the cat's out of the bag

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 24 July 2003 15:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

Assomeone who has soldiered long and hard to keep this thread off topic I take your post as a personal slight.

Pete (Pete), Thursday, 24 July 2003 15:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

Graham, the search issue needs fixing, agreed, but not necessarily by you. I agree entirely that there should be a message up on the search page explaining what's going on and I have been pressing for this to be done.

As to past grievances, we're not going to get anywhere unless we drop them. The only pertinent facts are these: 1)you are not trusted by most of ilx to have control over the database 2) you want access to the code. I don't see that there's any real working out of a solution to be done. It's not that complex. We give you a copy of the code, you do what you like with it, everything gets BSDed, we all benefit. Sure, it means that there may be differences between the Graham version and the ilx version but I don't see this is harmful in any real sense.

RickyT (RickyT), Thursday, 24 July 2003 15:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

(the search page HAS changed BTW)

Alan (Alan), Thursday, 24 July 2003 15:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

good

RickyT (RickyT), Thursday, 24 July 2003 15:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

i reckon there's a whole big difference between 'mr noodles can eat a dick' and 'mr noodles needs to eat a dick'. then again, we should ask him.

joan vich (joan vich), Thursday, 24 July 2003 15:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

Check your email Graham. I'd like a response pretty soon.

The search has been reinstated, with a notice advising refrain when using the Advanced Search. There are safeguards in place to prevent the search being used under massive load, regardless.

I was wrong to take the whole thing down in the first place. Graham is quite right - the Keyword search is the only real motherfucker of the lot. I would have reinstated it earlier, but I've been intensely busy with my personal life over the past few days. I once again apologise for any incovenience.

Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 24 July 2003 15:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

Andrew, the Threads option can also cause horribly long searches because MySQL's optimiser started doing the join the wrong way around for some reason - you might need to disable that too. I seem to have misplaced your email, can you send it again?

The problem is Rick that that forces me to say you lot can go fuck yourselves and not worry about the ilx fork (or makes you lot do lots of work if you want to take advantage of any improvements I make).

I don't think there's any need for an ilx fork. ilx has always just been one installation of software I wrote. Can't we keep it that way? Sure, you still need maintainers, but you seem to be making extra work purely so you can be rid of me for got knows what reason. You basically have two options:
1) We all work together on one codebase that a version of is installed here.
2) You remove all traces of my work, do not clone any of my ideas, and we all feel miserable.

Graham (graham), Thursday, 24 July 2003 16:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

Cloning of ideas = what the software industry is built on!

N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 24 July 2003 16:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

I feel miserable already.

RJG (RJG), Thursday, 24 July 2003 16:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

Graham, what is it exactly that you are seeking to achieve here?

Larcole (Nicole), Thursday, 24 July 2003 16:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

Love, I think.

N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 24 July 2003 16:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

The problem is Rick that that forces me to say you lot can go fuck yourselves and not worry about the ilx fork (or makes you lot do lots of work if you want to take advantage of any improvements I make).

Er, that's fine by me.

RickyT (RickyT), Thursday, 24 July 2003 16:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

Many thanks Andrew.

chester (synkro), Thursday, 24 July 2003 16:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

We could have a vote, if you'd like, but we all know what the outcome would be. You have lost the trust of most of the regulars and you're not going to regain it in a hurry. Trying to use the code improvement issue as a way of leveraging yourself back into a position of power wrt ilx is not going to help either.

RickyT (RickyT), Thursday, 24 July 2003 16:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh and there *IS* a third option: the one I outlined above. We might well decide to adopt your changes wholesale, and you might even get some help with your improvements. But I don't want you having a free hand on ilx itself.

RickyT (RickyT), Thursday, 24 July 2003 16:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

I've said it to you in private before Graham, and I'll say it again here: Under no circumstances will I grant you access to my facilities again. (for reasons which I have outlined before, and do not wish to enter into another discussion over)

Of course, I'd be more than happy to accept any patches that you'd care to donate. If nothing else, you have proved yourself to be a highly competent coder, and I value your technical contributions greatly.

Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 24 July 2003 16:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

(and I've re-sent that email. Is the one specified in your ILX profile correct?)

Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 24 July 2003 16:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

My changes are going to involve a lot of internal restructuring, so my suggestion is that if we do what Rick suggests, the new version would get installed here so that we're all working on something that's the same shape. This obviously involves not making major changes here in the mean time.

(Andrew, I did get your message, I just pressed the wrong button to reply and it disappeared somewhere)

Graham (graham), Thursday, 24 July 2003 16:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

I do not intend to dredge up past or personal problems. I will try to suggest things we can do.

1. My feeling is that there should be permanent acknowledgement somewhere here that this board is all based on Graham's coding. Even when we fall out, we should never forget this.

2. Andrew is entirely entitled to let who he wants on his server, so there is nothing to discuss there.

3. I hope Alan will volunteer to allow copies of the scripts including his added comments and changes to go to Graham, but obviously that is his choice.

4. I hope Graham will volunteer enhancements and the like - he did a great job putting all this together, so I don't doubt they would be very much worth having. I am a third of the team, at the moment, and I know bugger all as yet. I have made one minuscule change, and have logged this with the other coders.

5. As for incorporating any such changes, again Andrew is entitled to decide what goes on his server. If he has any fears or whatever (as I say, I don't plan to discuss how reasonable such doubts may or may not be) I guess we could set up some peer review scheme of some sort.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 24 July 2003 17:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

perhaps it would be better if we were to close down ilx entirely?

gareth (gareth), Friday, 25 July 2003 07:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

I for one think its time has come and should perhaps be replaced by some sort of telephathic network. Though I'm sure our 12 Foot Lizard overlords have thought of this. In between chowing down on viginal flesh (and possibly dick).

Pete (Pete), Friday, 25 July 2003 07:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

Noooooooooooooooo! Gareth, now that's just wrong, don't do anything rash, step away from the keyboard!

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 25 July 2003 07:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

it is merely a suggestion, i just wondered if anyone else thought it might be an idea to bring the thing to a close

gareth (gareth), Friday, 25 July 2003 08:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

Its something I have been thinking about for quite some time. I can't believe this service is still free. Sure you give a junkie his first fix, then you ramp up the payments. ILx after all is the crack cocaine of the interweb, and your lips are welded to the pipe.

Pete (Pete), Friday, 25 July 2003 08:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

I've been an advocate of closure for some time, as many of you know.

Tim (Tim), Friday, 25 July 2003 08:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

Are you really serious? ILX=finished for good. is that what you want?

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 25 July 2003 08:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

Tim and I have argued this point a great deal. My opinion is that even if ILX should be closed down it's no longer anyone's to close.

Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Friday, 25 July 2003 08:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

i wonder if people should be banned once they have posted for a year. anyone who has posted for more than a year is boring.

gareth (gareth), Friday, 25 July 2003 08:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

Why?

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 25 July 2003 08:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

(Gareth's post there is a perfect example of his point).

Pete (Pete), Friday, 25 July 2003 08:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm partly serious, I believe in finishing things while they're still good. One of the things about the internet is groups of people meet and drift off and coalesce elsewhere and it's good. My old friend Keith WATSON! showed up on ILM yestyerday, an excellent thing.

Tom's right about the ownership thing of course, which puts me in the enviable position of being able to take a moral position on something where no action is feasible. Everyone's a winner!

Tim (Tim), Friday, 25 July 2003 08:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yes, the Internet is nomadic and if you sit too long in one place you get e-piles.

Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Friday, 25 July 2003 08:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ooh it's me e-chalfonts.

Tim (Tim), Friday, 25 July 2003 08:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

Tim, you can finish it yourself in that you could just leave, being safe in the knowledge that ilx was great whilst you were there!!??!

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 25 July 2003 08:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

The benefit to deleting ILX a year or two back would have been that it would now be a tiny little interweb legend and anyone who was on it would claim it had been much much better than it actually was. But once you've passed the optimum shut-down moment you might as well keep going. (This is why we're relaunching FT rather than starting a new site as I'd originally planned.)

Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Friday, 25 July 2003 08:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

So is the real issue the fact that Graham is a fantastic coder but a lousy moderator or not?

Dan I. (Dan I.), Friday, 25 July 2003 08:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

at the end of the day, you should take from it what you want. if it gets to be boring or even a chore, then leave, it's not difficult!

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 25 July 2003 08:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

"it's not difficult"

Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Friday, 25 July 2003 08:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

cf "ILx Is Where The Hatred Is" by Esther Phillips.

Tim (Tim), Friday, 25 July 2003 08:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

And we haven't had the first ILX baby yet!

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 25 July 2003 08:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

none that haven't aren't being raised under the stairs...

Dan I. (Dan I.), Friday, 25 July 2003 08:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

hopkins is the First Baby

mark s (mark s), Friday, 25 July 2003 09:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'll be your baby tonight

Tim (Tim), Friday, 25 July 2003 09:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

I've heard of baby grows - but they don't grow that big.

Pete (Pete), Friday, 25 July 2003 09:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

Are you suggesting Tim sprang from the womb fully formed?

RickyT (RickyT), Friday, 25 July 2003 09:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

Mercy that's some womb.

Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Friday, 25 July 2003 09:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

''at the end of the day, you should take from it what you want. if it gets to be boring or even a chore, then leave, it's not difficult!
-- Pinkpanther (pinkpanther4...), July 25th, 2003. (later)
"it's not difficult"
-- Tico Tico (ticoticoil...), July 25th, 2003. (later)''

I am going to assume this talk of ILX closing down is a joke but just to comment on this.

It is difficult to just leave. Can't think of any regulars (apart from that heybuddy fella on ILM) who have completely left but if you can't leave that's yr problem. Other people should enjoy ILX but of course its all down to the server situation etc but as long as that's OK then it should carry on.

I also think that most of the current regulars won't be posting in five years time (providing the server makes or someone doesn't blow this place up).

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 25 July 2003 10:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

Are any of the regulars from five years ago (before the last CRISIS) still here - except Tom and Ned? Greenspun saved us then, he could I suppose save us again.

Pete (Pete), Friday, 25 July 2003 10:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

Pete you aren't allowed to mention Pre-Crisis ILX!

Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Friday, 25 July 2003 10:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

I just thought it might be an interesting parallel to what is going on now. I know you lost a lot of friends for doing what you thought was right, and one of the reasons I started posting here was to support you, and yes I promised that it would not be mentioned. But what with the financial situation, the moderator situation spiraling out of control. Well doesn't this remind you a little of Ricardo's actions back then - and LB's attempt to to wrest control of everything? It backfired on her - why would it not happen again with equally disasterous consequences?

Pete (Pete), Friday, 25 July 2003 10:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

was this some sort of crisis on infinite message boards?

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Friday, 25 July 2003 10:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think Pete is working for the Anti-Moderator.

Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Friday, 25 July 2003 10:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

i dont know, mikey was never the same again though? i think it was pretty rough on rachel too

gareth (gareth), Friday, 25 July 2003 10:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

Just call me the Psycho Pirate of ILx. I remember it allllllll.

I remember Ned's last night stand attempting to download all the archive of that (admittedly) poor system before Ricardo's worms corrupted it. He darn near almost corrupted his entire library's server. That was the long dark night of his soul, which explains why he is always so jolly these days. You've lost a whole raft of friends, you're valiently trying to save their work whilst some self destructive pshcyo is getting rid of - and the thanks you get are snippy e-mails and computer problems which could not only lose your job but get you sent to prison. After then you'd say "Heavens" to any problems.

Pete (Pete), Friday, 25 July 2003 10:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

its not ''heavens'' its heavens! ;-)

er, what is going on?

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 25 July 2003 10:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

Are you lot still trying to kid yourselves that that was the true precursor to ILx? Sad.

Tim (Tim), Friday, 25 July 2003 10:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh come on Tim - That's where the phrase I Love Music came from, when the idea of thread mutatiuon was developed to such a hiugh degree and in the good days - it wasn't a million miles to what the Greenspun boards were. I was never on it properly, but I remember looking at it back in the day and thinking it was a great thing - possibly the way Julio looks at this place.

Pete (Pete), Friday, 25 July 2003 10:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

The only difference was there were an infinite number of boards not just two.

Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Friday, 25 July 2003 10:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

"The only difference": tragic.

Tim (Tim), Friday, 25 July 2003 10:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

ban tim. ban everyone.

chaki (chaki), Friday, 25 July 2003 10:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

chaki has thrown in a bit of commonsense. listen to chaki.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 25 July 2003 10:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

You know you're in trouble when...

Tim (Tim), Friday, 25 July 2003 11:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think closing ilx would be a good idea.

Larcole (Nicole), Friday, 25 July 2003 11:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

i thought you fagotz had forgoten me its nice to be remembered!!!!

ricardo, Friday, 25 July 2003 11:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

But as soon as you make the Board = Thread dichotomy (which Ricardo's initial board manager program did) then it worked in exactly the same way - even down to that bastardised version of new answers. It was only when he got management rights so he could "imbedded more features" that things started going pear shaped. Imbedding proper ordering and time stamping might have seemed great, but the robots he put in the program that would automatically e-mail anyone if a disparaging word was used in conjunction with Depeche Mode really cocked things up. Especially when he realised peoplewere just writie D-Mode, or The Peche - he destroyed about half the English language to find ways and means of keeping that facility in.

LB might have been right to ban him, but it was too late - no-one had the code to unpick it and he still had a backdoor.

Is her version of the board still out there?

(x-post - christ has he really been lurking for five years for THAT!)

Pete (Pete), Friday, 25 July 2003 11:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

fuk you pete you still know FUK ALL about music ive not forgoten what you said about songs of faith and devotion live.

ricardo, Friday, 25 July 2003 11:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm confused. Is this all a ploy to get Graham, a) counselling b) video boxsets of Buffy or c) creepy Pokeman toys?

doom-e, Friday, 25 July 2003 11:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ha ha - I didn't even post back then. You've got me mixed up with Pete Taylor. Did he ever kick you arse at that meet-up? I heard you couldn't talk funny after it.

Anyway - you are not welcome round here - and we can ban your IP.

Pete (Pete), Friday, 25 July 2003 11:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

This thread is like an episode of Dallas.

Alex K (Alex K), Friday, 25 July 2003 11:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

is there a site of this creepy pre-cursor to ilx? we wanna know!

doom-e, Friday, 25 July 2003 11:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

yes ban him!!! (who is he?)

chaki (chaki), Friday, 25 July 2003 11:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

ban chaki for his contributions to emo!!!

doom-e, Friday, 25 July 2003 11:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

ban doomie for for hating on us. make sure that this time it is successful.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 25 July 2003 11:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

No, ban doomie for not posting the dancing spiderman anymore.

Larcole (Nicole), Friday, 25 July 2003 11:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

I want to see the board Tim is talking about (cd's are too be bought at virgin tonight, yer revola comp will arrive soon)...

ban julio for having rubbish music taste.

doom-e, Friday, 25 July 2003 11:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ban banning! Ban ban ban!

Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 25 July 2003 11:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

ban doom-e cos he stole all his moves from me!!!

ricardo, Friday, 25 July 2003 11:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

ban tuomas for not getting a tan. you are BANNED pasty!

doom-e, Friday, 25 July 2003 11:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

ban ricardo for still smarting over a depeche mode comment! you are banned until you get a life, ricardo!

doom-e, Friday, 25 July 2003 11:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

FUK YOU doom-e they are the best ever what the fuk do you know about music you probably like the fukking darkness

ricardo, Friday, 25 July 2003 11:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

dude, i was hanging out with dave gahan, last night. my friend lives across the street. in yer face. he doesnt care that i don't like faith and devotion - why should you?

doom-e, Friday, 25 July 2003 11:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

if anyone else would like admin passwords, please email

gareth (gareth), Friday, 25 July 2003 11:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

ricardo i havent forgotten what you said and did, and you will pay. believe me. (you can have the passwords though, if you like)

gareth (gareth), Friday, 25 July 2003 11:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

ban tuomas for not getting a tan. you are BANNED pasty!

I'm going to get it RIGHT NOW! (It's a pity I'll have to go, though, it really is like Dallas. I can't wait for the next episode.)

Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 25 July 2003 11:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

As loath as I am to say this to you of all people - butthis is not a troll you want to feed Doom-e. He only spared Ned's library server because Ned was generally quite nice about The Mode.

The basic story goes that there was a board (all threads were boards there) which was an introduce yourself thread. Later, when things went tits up, R wrote some sort of webcrawling program that gave him any references to any of that personal stuff and basically allowed him (back then - these things are more sophisticated now I guess) the ability to hack into any web based e-mail accounts. He exercised this power on at least three occasions we know of - to near disasterous effect in one case (loss of job, threatened criminal proceedures re password to secure Maine Employment Department records).

Pete (Pete), Friday, 25 July 2003 11:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

b..b..but i know dave gahan!

doom-e, Friday, 25 July 2003 11:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

Didn't Ricardo once steal one of Gareth's teddy bears from him at Adorable's last gig? This sick bastard should be banned immediately.

Larcole (Nicole), Friday, 25 July 2003 11:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

pete u are a liar that wasnt even me that was tinygiant and KY Computer who did that stuff anyway u are disgusting i heard about what u did with your eye!

it wasnt a bear i dont know what it was it was brown though

ricardo, Friday, 25 July 2003 11:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

yes, doom be careful. this guy stalked my girlfriend for 2 years. and said some mean things to me once also. this is not a joke. your famous friends and big fists wont protect you from this guy.

false name ok, Friday, 25 July 2003 11:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

Let's not forget, he also tried to kidnap Ally. And this was when she was underage!

another false name, Friday, 25 July 2003 11:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

I didn't know Gareth was on back then. (I forgot that you were La - ahem - cole). I wasn't aware he even went out over here apart from at that meet up where he attempted to John Leslie LB.

Note the way I am studiously ignore his posts. He doesn't even know me for chrissake.

Pete (Pete), Friday, 25 July 2003 11:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

o.k. i will watch.

false name, Friday, 25 July 2003 11:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

my main worry is that dennis and his cronies will get on here too. remember the incident with the navvies?

gareth (gareth), Friday, 25 July 2003 11:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

(Gareth - is that a crosspost with Victorian ILE?)

Pete (Pete), Friday, 25 July 2003 11:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

Is ILX an elemental? Each age has it's own incarnation built from the corpse of some dead (computer) system that thinks it's alive?

Alan (Alan), Friday, 25 July 2003 11:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think sometimes it feels that way. I think even before the computer age it existed in the Vicious Circle and the Bloomsbury Set and King Arthurs Knights Of The ROund Table.

Anyway - has anyone banned him yet?

Pete (Pete), Friday, 25 July 2003 11:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

Pete you are an oaf.

N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 25 July 2003 11:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

I have a litho print of a strange system built (c 14th C??) from flax, vellum, wax-coated-leather and a wheel with a complex arrangement of feathers along the rim. This was strung from Peel Tower to Peel tower chaining across the south east of england. It was only able to signal the letters U and R and hence was largely used to explain who exactly was gay in each town.

Alan (Alan), Friday, 25 July 2003 11:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

And who was gay in each town?

Yes Nick, I know I am an oaf. Tom and Ned have been e-mailing me for the last hour telling me this. I apologise to them and the whole of ILx if I have brought upon us much darkness.

Pete (Pete), Friday, 25 July 2003 11:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

"All", usually.

Tom (Groke), Friday, 25 July 2003 11:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hello :)

LB (Matt DC), Friday, 25 July 2003 12:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

Um, what the hell?

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 25 July 2003 12:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm with you, my friend.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 25 July 2003 12:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

The kidnapping joke isn't funny! What the hell are we on about now?

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 25 July 2003 12:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

Sorry Ally!

Larcole (Nicole), Friday, 25 July 2003 12:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

It's ok! I'm just confused! And using exclamation points!

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 25 July 2003 12:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

YOU WILL ALL BOW BEFORE MY AWESOME MIGHT MWAH HAH HAH HAHA HAHA WOOO HAA GOT YOU ALL IN CHECK BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-YOTCH

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 25 July 2003 12:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

That really does say it all about the admin situation, doesn't it?

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 25 July 2003 12:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

This thread is shit.

N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 25 July 2003 12:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

"The admins have been possessed by mid-90s Busta Rhymes! RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN! ...*ugh* *uuurk* YOU NIGGAZ HAD ENOUGH? GIMME SOME MORE!!!!"

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 25 July 2003 12:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

N states the obvious.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 25 July 2003 12:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

That was the point you idiot.

N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 25 July 2003 12:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

N is an oaf. ban him!

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 25 July 2003 12:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

i thought julio was banned???!!!!

and ally still has not quoted the lonely lady.

this thread sucks.

doom-e, Friday, 25 July 2003 12:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm fwightened...make it stop!

smee (smee), Friday, 25 July 2003 12:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

Doom-E suffers from testicular cancer that has since spread to the colon and he lives in terrible pain every day. Give him a break, folks.

Millar (Millar), Friday, 25 July 2003 12:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

You're all a bunch of fuckwads, knock it off and go back to eating dicks already.

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 25 July 2003 12:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

Fuck you you dick sandwich tease.

N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 25 July 2003 12:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

STOP HITTING ON ME!!

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 25 July 2003 12:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

at least N. has brought out the pia zadora in ally. all is not lost.

millar ... you promised .... not .... to mention the pain ... i want to be normal and live a normal life like everyone else.

doom-e, Friday, 25 July 2003 12:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

Pia Zadora!!!

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 25 July 2003 12:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

i love this thread.

toby (tsg20), Friday, 25 July 2003 13:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

this thread is love.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 25 July 2003 13:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

God this is a depressing post. "Close ilx because the good times were yesterday": what elitist bollocks.

Could some people please get a life? And go eat a bag of dicks.

Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Friday, 25 July 2003 14:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

chewshabadoo are you graham?

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 25 July 2003 14:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

Why not put ILX on a ducking stool and see if it is a witch. That should solve all the problems. Personally, I am off to get myself a life, and intend never to post again. This place is annoying. ByeBye

alix (alix), Friday, 25 July 2003 14:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

That's a shame, because I always liked Alix's postings.

Larcole (Nicole), Friday, 25 July 2003 14:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

Chew do you not think that knowing when to stop something is a valuable life skill? (This doesn't apply to ILX because it's no longer anyone's to stop). It seems to me you're being very simplistic about Tim's position - which is sensible and interesting regardless of the mentalism it ended up sparking.

Tom (Groke), Friday, 25 July 2003 14:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

Tim's position i can see but it doesn't apply to ILX really.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 25 July 2003 14:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

Why doesn't it?

Larcole (Nicole), Friday, 25 July 2003 14:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

bcz it affects others. some of which have not gotten as much out of ILX as you or i might have.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 25 July 2003 14:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

You've all changed my mind - Alix is right. I don't care whether ilx gets the new system, and I don't wish to work with any of you on it. I will give you the rights to continue using my code indefinitely for its current purpose (but not to make anything derived from it public or install it anywhere else), if you provide me with:

a) Full schemas of the database, including indexes
b) A copy of the contents of the daylight table
c) With Alan's permission, a copy of his commented version of the source

Some you are good souls, praise be and sorry, but too many are going straight to hell.

Graham (graham), Friday, 25 July 2003 14:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

Whoa, please do not take offense, but Graham that is the best post ever!

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 25 July 2003 14:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

i want to rephrase graham's last bit of advice 'too many of you play way too much dungeons and dragons (see: tom's clearing up re: ricardo). did YOU NOT SEE what happened to tom hanks and pia zadora on the d & d movie.

i still hate you all.

doom-e, Friday, 25 July 2003 14:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

Graham OTM!

N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 25 July 2003 14:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

whats with all the hate? people dont half get in a tizz sometimes. LOL!

gareth (gareth), Friday, 25 July 2003 14:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

Today has reminded me of certain players getting tired of a prolonged game of Risk who, starting with the dice accidentally knocking a piece into the Indian Ocean, start giggling and pushing over everything until the whole game is a mess. Meanwhile, a few players are left sitting there who were really looking forward to the next go because they had a set of 3 cavalry cards to hand in.

N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 25 July 2003 14:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

gareth, can I, like, get a 40? word.

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 25 July 2003 14:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

Gareth just lolled! This is a strange day indeed.

RickyT (RickyT), Friday, 25 July 2003 14:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

i was warning you away from the evils of dungeons and dragons but at the same time, i did not want you to mistake my warnings for love.

i still hate you all and no I don't care if Sponn or Graham are the dungeon masters!

what was the name of the d & d movie that tom hanks was in???

doom-e, Friday, 25 July 2003 14:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

Sleepless in Seattle?

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 25 July 2003 14:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

can we please ban doom-e for namedropping like a fool? thx!

chaki (chaki), Friday, 25 July 2003 19:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

Mazes and Monsters, I own it!

teeny (teeny), Friday, 25 July 2003 19:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

Chew do you not think that knowing when to stop something is a valuable life skill? (This doesn't apply to ILX because it's no longer anyone's to stop). It seems to me you're being very simplistic about Tim's position - which is sensible and interesting regardless of the mentalism it ended up sparking.(/i>

I was posting frome the heart rather than the head earlier (I meant thread rather than post too), but I don't fell that one person, or evean a group of people, can pass value judgements on a community that is so much more than them, and still draws in new and interesting members. I'm loving Dada's posts at the moment for example. But even if I found it less friendly, exciting, gratifying than I had previously I don't believe that my experiences are worth more than someone who has only just discovered here and is finding their feet. If they love it here, what right has anyone to take it away?

As to knowing when to stop being important. Yes, yes, it is. But as you point out, ILX is no-one's to stop.

Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Saturday, 26 July 2003 14:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

I stopped being important decades ago, sadly.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 26 July 2003 14:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

"a) Full schemas of the database, including indexes
b) A copy of the contents of the daylight table
c) With Alan's permission, a copy of his commented version of the source"

, Wednesday, 30 July 2003 10:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

I want to know whether I'm a good soul or going straight to hell.

MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 11:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

I understand most of the individual words on this thread, but at some more, or less, fundamental level I don't think I understand the thread. Very strange.

the pinefox, Wednesday, 30 July 2003 11:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

MarkH - d'you really hope the ilx admin 'll spell that out for you?? :)

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 11:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

Pinefox- you understand FW so its payback time ;)

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 11:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.mysql.com/doc/en/SHOW_CREATE_TABLE.html

, Wednesday, 30 July 2003 12:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

Finnegan's Wake contains nothing as sublime as 'Mr Noodles can eat a dick' - ergo ILX > literature.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 12:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

well most of us wouldn't understand it so how would we know but you have a point: graham would give joyce a run for his money.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 12:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ou Est - sorry, my fault, I was meant to ask Alan about c) at the weekend but forgot. I've asked him now. That's all that was holding things up.

Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 12:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

And we haven't had the first ILX baby yet!

Or the first ILX death.

And could someone tell me more about this long lost ILX precursor? Even if only in email? I thought the ILX precursor was alt.music.alternative.

Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 14:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

It was a hoax. DO NOT SPEAK FURTHER OF IT CHRISTINE!

Ou Est Alan has said OK so you'll get your stuff soon I hope.

Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 15:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

wow. drama going on all the live-long day.

still, i like how this all reminds me of my university days as a help guy in the computer labs, where sysamdinnin' was equated with eating a bag of dicks with more frequency that anyone here could possibly imagine.

Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 15:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

It was a hoax. DO NOT SPEAK FURTHER OF IT CHRISTINE!

The fact that I was too dense to realize this in the first place, dud or dud?

Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 16:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

If I die during childbirth, would I win an ILX prize?

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 16:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

You'd probably get a celebrity tribute album.

Larcole (Nicole), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 16:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

Momus doesn't really count as a celebrity, Nicole.

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 16:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

John D.?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 16:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

I once saw Momus on E!, so he sort of counts.

Larcole (Nicole), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 16:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

You have given me an idea for Friday.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 16:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

ILX grope-a-thon with Momus?

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 17:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

Perhaps Ned wants Momus to eat a dick?

Larcole (Nicole), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 17:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

Good lord.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 19:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

TS: Momus on E! or Momus on E.

nickn (nickn), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 20:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

My point, Nick. ;-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 20:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

or, Momus on E!, whilst on E.

Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 20:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

four years pass...

i leave you guys alone for five minutes and this is what happens

DG, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 14:44 (sixteen years ago) link

learn another note

gabbneb, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 14:45 (sixteen years ago) link

A prophet is not without honor save in his own country

DG, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 14:48 (sixteen years ago) link

what's happened

Ste, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 14:49 (sixteen years ago) link

http://holamun2.com/images/freejoles/big-things-poopin.gif

Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 14:53 (sixteen years ago) link

Finnegan's Wake contains nothing as sublime as 'Mr Noodles can eat a dick' - ergo ILX > literature.

-- Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 12:15 (4 years ago)

SOME PEOPLE NEVER LEARN

blueski, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 14:53 (sixteen years ago) link

good revive, hilarious thread

blueski, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 14:54 (sixteen years ago) link

(This doesn't apply to ILX because it's no longer anyone's to stop).

SKYNET

DG, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 14:56 (sixteen years ago) link

well this popping back up to the top wasn't predictable in any way whatsoever, was it.

I'm only surprised it hadn't already been revived. FOR THE LULZ.

Pashmina, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 14:57 (sixteen years ago) link

blame fake tuomas

DG, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 15:05 (sixteen years ago) link

Crikey Pete, how long is your pubic hair?

-- RickyT (RickyT), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:21 (4 years ago) Link

DONT ANSWER HIM PETE!

-- Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:22

ok this

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 15:11 (sixteen years ago) link

crikey

dan m, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 15:12 (sixteen years ago) link

ILX code released under GPL???

Electronic Bugaloo, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 15:16 (sixteen years ago) link

Don't go there, heave, seriously. Old ilx-code shenanigans is a world of hassle better avoided.

Pashmina, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 15:18 (sixteen years ago) link

at least noodles isn't an admin anymore

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 16:13 (sixteen years ago) link

we can all agree on something

chaki, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 19:45 (sixteen years ago) link

I understand most of the individual words on this thread, but at some more, or less, fundamental level I don't think I understand the thread. Very strange.
-- the pinefox, Wednesday, July 30, 2003 12:47 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

banriquit, Thursday, 27 March 2008 14:46 (sixteen years ago) link


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