Is masturbation the new black? (WARNING WARNING WARNING THIS IS SO NOT WORK SAFE)

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Ah, the mysteries of life...

― Martin Heidegger, Tuesday, 5 August 2003 15:21 (twenty-three years ago)

masturbation has never gone and will never go out of style

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 15:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Any tips on how to stylishly masturbate then?

― Susan (Susan), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 15:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Where to begin.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 15:29 (twenty-three years ago)

The trick is not to get anything on your smart outfit.

― Captain Typo (kenan), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 15:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Being a woman helps.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 15:29 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm quite stylish when I masturbate with my pink glitter dildo.

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 15:31 (twenty-three years ago)

you are also EVIL.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 15:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Wha? Strongo, I didn't say "when I masturbate with my devil horn butt plug." jeez. . .

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 15:33 (twenty-three years ago)

You have one of those too?

― Captain Typo (kenan), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 15:33 (twenty-three years ago)

The horns are what make it, really.

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 15:35 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't like the single damp sock I've occasionally found under my boyfriend's bed. Now that's just not stylish.

Self-pleasuring women may be a seventies porn cliché (or even a David Lynch cliché), but for men, discretion is the better part of stylishness.

― Susan (Susan), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 15:35 (twenty-three years ago)

btw that post above was in answer to the original question, not the spillage issue.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 15:36 (twenty-three years ago)

On the rare occassion I've been able to persuade a boy to pleasure himself in front of me, I like.

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 15:37 (twenty-three years ago)

i find watching masturbation almost uncomfortably good.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 15:37 (twenty-three years ago)

rare occasion? how hard can it be (boom boom etc.)

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 15:38 (twenty-three years ago)

No, sorry, having a man wanking in front of me is no kind of turn-on. But my deepest darkest fantasies involve a man watching me while I do it.

― Susan (Susan), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 15:39 (twenty-three years ago)

I have the same fantasy!

― Captain Typo (kenan), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 15:41 (twenty-three years ago)

ILE has gone wrong again.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 15:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Watching a woman masturbate = classic.
A woman who wants to watch me masturbate = classic.
A woman who wants me to masturbate very very near her = classic.
A woman who can't help but join in and help = k-classic.

― Captain Typo (kenan), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 15:45 (twenty-three years ago)

these are all really calum

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 15:45 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't think Calum has a monopoly on wanking.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 15:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Dude, don't call me calum. I just masturbated for a boy day before yesterday. *sigh*. afk. . .

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 15:51 (twenty-three years ago)

I fell off the smut tree a long time ago, it seems :(

― Mark C (Mark C), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 16:07 (twenty-three years ago)

huh huh huh huh sticky huh huh huh huh huh wangfist

― beavis (nickalicious), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 16:14 (twenty-three years ago)

i agree with everything kenan said.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 16:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Except for very specialized circumstances, I have never seen anyone wear masturbation.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 16:26 (twenty-three years ago)

But do you put masturbation in the wash?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 16:29 (twenty-three years ago)

its a new calvin klein scent "Masturbation" w. a hint of ass for the ladies.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 16:30 (twenty-three years ago)

But do you put masturbation in the wash?

You'd have to, else how to get clean for another round?

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 16:30 (twenty-three years ago)

fuck no. my masturbation is dry-clean only.

― phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 16:31 (twenty-three years ago)

This thread is wrong somehow.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 16:31 (twenty-three years ago)

its a new calvin klein scent "Masturbation" w. a hint of ass for the ladies

Best worn with diamonds.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 16:32 (twenty-three years ago)

And Kleenex(TM).

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 16:32 (twenty-three years ago)

I fell off the smut tree a long time ago, it seems :(

and hit every branch on the way down!

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 16:34 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't even know what that means.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 16:35 (twenty-three years ago)

I was going to post that too teeny, but stumbled at the 'knowing what it meant' stage.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 16:36 (twenty-three years ago)

you're all deprived pervs, u know that right??

― Vic (Vic), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 16:45 (twenty-three years ago)

see nick, never let that kind of shit stop you.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 16:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Is masturbation the new black?

TS : Little black dress VS little wank dress

― Sommermute (Wintermute), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 17:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Watching a man masturbate = classic.
A man who wants to watch me masturbate = classic.
A man who wants me to masturbate very very near her = classic.
A man who can't help but join in and help = k-classic.

Okay, so I'm not original, but it all still applies.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 17:49 (twenty-three years ago)

I mean:

A man who wants me to masturbate very very near HIM = classic.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 17:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Luna's freudian slip: mega-classic

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 17:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, ok, it can and has gone both ways.

So, to update, the full and complete truth:

Watching a man masturbate = classic.
A man who wants to watch me masturbate = classic.
A man who wants me to masturbate very very near him = classic.
A man who can't help but join in and help = k-classic.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 17:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Random naked hairy fat guy masturbating behind Boston Market dumpster at midnight:30 jumping out when me & my friend Christina are taking out the trash = dud.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 18:12 (twenty-three years ago)

I was a little confused when I first (mis)read the title of this thread, as the stuff that comes out when I masturbate is white, not black. I was worried there was something wrong with me for a second there.

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 18:31 (twenty-three years ago)

There IS B, but it's not that.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 18:34 (twenty-three years ago)

I spawn babies with squid ink.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 18:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Octolicious.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 19:35 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.pell.portland.or.us/~russell/Squid.jpg

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 19:43 (twenty-three years ago)

OBSCENITY.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 19:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Awww, is he wearing a Pikachu hat? Awww!

― Danzig (Leee), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 19:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Glen Danzig: The Twee-est Evil.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 19:54 (twenty-three years ago)

That's the one thing masturbation is guaranteed NOT to produce.

― Captain Typo (kenan), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 19:56 (twenty-three years ago)

I am SO glad that masturbation does not produce octopi. It would be disgusting and painful.

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 19:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Just like sex!

― Puritan (Oops), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 20:00 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.warehouse23.com/img/toyvault/hp001.jpg

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 20:00 (twenty-three years ago)

(I was really looking for the squid baby from MIB, but couldn't find him)

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 20:01 (twenty-three years ago)

This thread, while about masturbation, hardly gets me in the mood.

― Captain Typo (kenan), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 20:02 (twenty-three years ago)

Divinyls to thread!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 20:02 (twenty-three years ago)

Was it the onset of the squid jokes that did it? Or do you just need something more?

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 20:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Kenan, should I post pictures of the dildos I own?

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 20:06 (twenty-three years ago)

DO IT!

― k3n4n ;-) (nickalicious), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 20:07 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm quite stylish when I masturbate with my pink glitter dildo.

mine is purple

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 20:10 (twenty-three years ago)

http://sexuality.about.com/library/weekly/stud.jpg

― Captain Typo (kenan), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 20:10 (twenty-three years ago)

(note to self -- butt plugs kill threads dead.)

― Captain Typo (kenan), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 20:17 (twenty-three years ago)

http://216.127.90.178/se0790-14.jpg

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 20:18 (twenty-three years ago)

WOAH

― Mya (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 20:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, with the g-spot action! And waterproof! Good choice.

― Captain Typo (kenan), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 20:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Luna, your penis! It surprises me!

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 20:21 (twenty-three years ago)

At last!

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 20:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Why do all vibrators and dildos need to come in a package with a naked porn star on it? Who do they think buys g-spot stimulators?

― Captain Typo (kenan), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 20:23 (twenty-three years ago)

For ilXor perves everywhere. The gallery of my sex toys:

http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/images/t-vxn-1027.jpg (in pink glitter)

http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/images/t-vxn-1185.jpg

http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/images/t-vxn-1076.gif (in purple/black swirl)

http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/images/t-doc-1152.jpg (for the butt)

note in dildoes I exclusively go for the Vixen brand b/c those gals rock.

Vibrators: man there are so many new models I have my eye on. I've long given up on standard battery variety as they just aren't sturdy enough. The classic Magic Wand here, however, is a work horse:

http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/images/t-htc-1051.jpg

yes'm, I love me some toys.

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 20:26 (twenty-three years ago)

They don't call it the magic wand for nothin.

― Don't ask me how I know (luna.c), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 20:27 (twenty-three years ago)

This thread is now all I dreamed it could be, and more.

― Captain Typo (kenan), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 20:29 (twenty-three years ago)

THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING PEOPLE I AM V. INNOCENT JESUS NOW I AM RUINED WHAT IN THE FUCK!!!!

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 20:30 (twenty-three years ago)

And just as I am envious of females for having more clothing accessories... well, you can see where I'm going with this.

― Captain Typo (kenan), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 20:31 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm pretty sure that second one is a ceremonial Klingon battle dildo.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 20:32 (twenty-three years ago)

(In my search, I came across a banner ad which read "70% OFF DONGS - SUPER SALE!")

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 20:32 (twenty-three years ago)

70% off? 70% shorter? 70% hacked? WTF?

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 20:33 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.xandria.com/shop/assets/product_images/3548big.jpg

http://www.xandria.com/shop/assets/product_images/473big.jpg

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 20:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Aw! Those are so future!

― Captain Typo (kenan), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 20:34 (twenty-three years ago)

("Honey, it's not small, it's just on sale.")

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 20:35 (twenty-three years ago)

See, that's the problem. Women get all these cool things, and for men, they have this.

http://www.fleshlight.com/main/images/products/LG/LGPinkLady.gif

Good Christ. I wouldn't be caught dead with that thing.

― Captain Typo (kenan), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 20:35 (twenty-three years ago)

("Oh my God, you're so ... THRIFTY! Oh yeah, just like that, redeem my double coupons ...")

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 20:35 (twenty-three years ago)

(I'm not certain why I've gone parenthetical.)

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 20:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Kenan, what the hell did you do to your flashlight?

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 20:36 (twenty-three years ago)

http://makeapussy.com/

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 20:36 (twenty-three years ago)

The FLESHLIGHT?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 20:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Horrifyingly tacky, isn't it?

― Captain Typo (kenan), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 20:38 (twenty-three years ago)

So women's sex toys enable them to shop more and men's sex toys give them an excuse to build shit? In my heart of hearts, every episode of Home Improvement has just been validated.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 20:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Tep, you're killing me, truly. I think something in my mid-section just burst.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 20:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, I've finally seen hell and it's here on this thread.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 20:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, but if you have your own pussy made or a blow-up doll or som'n, you're automatically are perverted freak outcast (note to smartasses: i don't speak from experience). Not the case with dildos.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 20:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Women's sex toys go out of thier way to be pretty, while (straight) men's sex toys go out of their way to look like something you'd find in the utility drawer.

― Captain Typo (kenan), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 20:40 (twenty-three years ago)

That sums up the difference between men and women right there, yes.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 20:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh God, in a thousand alternate futures, there are Teps being pulled over and going to jail forever after they see the cop swinging his flashlight and think, "Well, hello Officer Build a Pussy."

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 20:42 (twenty-three years ago)

There's apparently a sex toy site called www.grannywouldnt.com.

This surely must be a portal of hell.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 20:42 (twenty-three years ago)

MUTHAFUCKAFUCKITYFUCKFUCK

I keep trying to post an explanation of the different toys i shared above and my opinions via sex toys in general but I keep getting thrown off line.

This is what happens when I get drunk in the afternoon. I scandalize my ISP and Ally and the whole world comes to an end.

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 20:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Apparently one of Sams toys has a kick start. Or its part of the bat belt?

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 20:57 (twenty-three years ago)

I actually am in control of your ISP. It's like that whole vivisection/death penalty thing. I control that too. Also, I'm really James Spader.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 20:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Gives "where does (s)he get all those wonderful toys" a whole new meaning, for sure.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 20:58 (twenty-three years ago)

"so what are you? some kinda cosmonaut?"

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 20:58 (twenty-three years ago)

New term: self-shagging in space

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:01 (twenty-three years ago)

I keep trying to post an explanation of the different toys i shared above and my opinions via sex toys in general but I keep getting thrown off line.

I say, don't give up. This is way more fun that talking about guitar solos.

― Captain Typo (kenan), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:02 (twenty-three years ago)

Bravo Sam! Let us all celebrate our toys and our bodies! You make me want to go shopping for sure! LYLAS!

Seriously, this is the best thing ever. We need to have an ilx fuckerware party and invite all the shyer ladies. I would totally donate to a toy fund for underpriviliged girls, and we could send them in discreet packages and everything.

Don't forget the lube!

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Wham Bam Thank You Spaceman

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:04 (twenty-three years ago)

*sigh* one more time:

the first and 3rd pic i posted look very similar but the third, "The Treasure Chest", allows you to slip a bullet vibrator in its base so it is therefore very different. The second pic, "The Nexus", is for two girls to use you silly rabbits. Luna posted some lovely glass dildoes. I lust for those.

My ex was sad one year when I didn't buy him a fleshlight for Valentines I really had no idea . . .

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:05 (twenty-three years ago)

"The Nexus", is for two girls to use

Why the two different angles?

― Captain Typo (kenan), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Luna posted some lovely glass dildoes.

They look cool, but I'd be worried about them breaking (if you're too vigorous). Better than most of the usual plastic rubbish, though

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:10 (twenty-three years ago)

have you ever seen "JFK"?

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Why the two different angles?

So each girl can lean back in comfort and not bump into each other, I imagine

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:11 (twenty-three years ago)

They look cool, but I'd be worried about them breaking (if you're too vigorous). Better than most of the usual plastic rubbish, though

They're very... durable.

― I said don't ask me how I know! (luna.c), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:11 (twenty-three years ago)

and not bump into each other

― Captain Typo (kenan), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:13 (twenty-three years ago)

though I guess it's a little late to claim innocence now...

― Oh okay, you know its me (luna.c), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:13 (twenty-three years ago)

a LITTLE late???

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:17 (twenty-three years ago)

The glass is lovely b/c it sits in you hard and cool.

The double dildo above is the best one ever made b/c it is made by women. The shorter dildo usually goes in the pitcher and the longer in the catcher. Now use yr imagination.

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Ah ha. Niiiice.

― Captain Typo (kenan), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:22 (twenty-three years ago)

you are also EVIL.
-- strongo hulkington (dubplatestyl...), August 5th, 2003.
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Wha? Strongo, I didn't say "when I masturbate with my devil horn butt plug." jeez. . .
-- Texas Sam (dallasdeadgir...), August 5th, 2003.

Does anyone else want to check out http://www.divine-interventions.com (I can't access this or most of the links you've posted here while I'm at work)?

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Those are novel, but they have too many nooks and crannies. Imagine cleaning them.

― Captain Typo (kenan), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:31 (twenty-three years ago)

yes silicone! I'm not much for cold myself but silicone looks beautiful and warms up nicely too. You may be right about a couple of those Kenan, but some are nice.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:33 (twenty-three years ago)

the glass ones warm up.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:34 (twenty-three years ago)

I said cool, not cold. Damn, don't any of you own speculums for god sakes? oh geez. ..

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Okay I'll take your word for it luna, but even cool gives me the heebies...I have to warm everything up first.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:37 (twenty-three years ago)

different strokes, etc. Obviously.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:37 (twenty-three years ago)

hot water works if you're really bugged by it

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Or you can put them in the freezer, if that's your thing.

― Captain Typo (kenan), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:46 (twenty-three years ago)

eh - popsicles work better... plus, melty!

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:48 (twenty-three years ago)

You need to be a little careful with the freezer. Never forget the lesson of A Christmas Story. Check your settings.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Ooh.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Lube baby, it's all in the lube.

I carry my lube and condoms in a little hello kitty blue angel zipper case. sweet.

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Who woulda thought that women would dominate a masturbation thread?

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh yeah, hot water, goes without saying.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:53 (twenty-three years ago)

All it takes is the right women.

― Captain Typo (kenan), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Not to be confused with the white rimmin'.

Well, occasionally to be confused.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:55 (twenty-three years ago)

I would have oops. Male wanking is kind of dull.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:57 (twenty-three years ago)

It's uncomplicated, though. It has its upsides.

― Captain Typo (kenan), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:58 (twenty-three years ago)

And then its downsides ... and then its upsides ... and a pause ... and its upsides again ... and upsides ... and upsides and upsides and ...

and we're done.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 21:59 (twenty-three years ago)

I like it.

But we've covered that.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 22:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Interested... interested... VERY interested... and then suddenly I lost interest.

― Captain Typo (kenan), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 22:01 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah, wanking for me is more of a pragmatism kind of thing, like cleaning out the fridge (but less time consuming, and generally more fun)

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 22:02 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah I kinda think watching a boy is more fun b/c STUFF COMES OUT!! This still delights me.

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 22:02 (twenty-three years ago)

Interested... interested... VERY interested... and then suddenly I lost interest.

Bwah. Funniest Kevin Nealon bit ever!

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 22:02 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm masturbating right now. This is hotter than a rat in a tin shithouse.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 22:02 (twenty-three years ago)

I carry my lube and condoms in a little hello kitty blue angel zipper case. sweet.

Awww... mine is black and has No Glove = No Love (with the no-s being the red circle/line combo and a picture of a glove and a heart).

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 22:04 (twenty-three years ago)

my motto is similar: no hand, no heart.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 22:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Apparently one of Sams toys has a kick start.

You've heard the story about the biker chick who kick started her vibrator and hand-rolled all of her own tampons, right?

My dildo's way too big, I think. It makes me sore whenever I use it. (It's in the nine-inch range, I think.) I'd like to get a non-vibrating model somewhere, maybe a hand-carved wooden model? However, I really like the glass one posted earlier. It's fun to try using something other than my hand to masturbate once in a while, because it's a totally different sensation.

Yeah I kinda think watching a boy is more fun b/c STUFF COMES OUT!!

TS: Watery thin semen or thick gluey semen? The latter's kinda gross, at least to me.

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 22:50 (twenty-three years ago)

TS: Watery thin semen or thick gluey semen? The latter's kinda gross, at least to me.

My friend's ex is called 'Jellyroll' for this very reason.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 22:53 (twenty-three years ago)

good thing women don't discuss intimate details of their partners with each other...

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 22:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh please.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 22:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Someone who will go nameless recently refused to start a "TS: Shooting vs. Dribbling" thread when I dared him to. (This was before he shaved that silly mustache off.) Any takers? It could totally be combined with a gruelly vs. goopy thread...

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 23:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Man, once I was with a guy who shot it all the way into my hair. I was too impressed by his range to be grossed out.

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 01:07 (twenty-three years ago)

*considers various options for this situation*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 01:08 (twenty-three years ago)

TS: Shooting vs. Dribbling

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 01:44 (twenty-three years ago)

This whole board should be marked unsafe for work.

― Captain Typo (kenan), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 01:46 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm pretty sure that second one is a ceremonial Klingon battle dildo.

Except in this battle, everyone wins.

― Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 02:33 (twenty-three years ago)

This thread really needs a Miss Bruckmeyer to step in and cause some damage.

"There's a large mole on it. I would recognize that penis anywhere."

Oh, and Sam, Luna, you sooooo have to talk to my best friend.

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 02:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Is that the same as "say hello to my little friend"?

― Captain Typo (kenan), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 02:55 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.latinoreview.com/moviereviews/2002/femmefatale/images/scarface.jpg

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 03:02 (twenty-three years ago)

I can't help but feel somewhat ashamed that I don't know if I'm a water or glue type of guy.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 06:35 (twenty-three years ago)

So I take it the answer is yes?

― Martin Heidegger, Wednesday, 6 August 2003 08:58 (twenty-three years ago)

This thread has made me happier than any thread here has for ages. Thanks people!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 09:19 (twenty-three years ago)

where are the non-american ladies on this thread? we yanks can't be the only dildo-slingin' cowgirls!

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 11:14 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.divine-interventions.com/

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 11:20 (twenty-three years ago)

The haiklu's need to be seen to be believed;

Don't fear the Reaper
he nestles into my butthole
like the falling leaves

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 11:21 (twenty-three years ago)

My friends mom had this 20 inch dildo. It looked like a huge pickle. We found it in 7th grade, put it under her pillow, locked the bedroom door and jumped out the window.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 11:23 (twenty-three years ago)

where are the non-american ladies on this thread? we yanks can't be the only dildo-slingin' cowgirls!

Maybe we're just the only ones rude enough to talk about it?

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 15:26 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't possess any dildo. My own fingers when I'm alone, a hard dick when I'm not, that's all I need.

― Susan (Susan), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 15:29 (twenty-three years ago)

for uk guys in the current hot weather: don't you just hate it how your man juice gets all mixed up with sweat in hot weather, and you try to wipe it up but you end up just basting yourself in your own jizz?

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 15:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Note to ILX women: Despite what he may think, Bob Shaw does not represent the everyman.

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 15:35 (twenty-three years ago)

i know im not the everyman. im just bob shaw. and no one else. but i have met similar men. i used to worry about shaming myself, but then i realised i did it even when i was trying not to, so now i just say whatever is on my mind.

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 15:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Seriously, dude, that's nasty. I have never ever done that.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 15:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Is saying what you think a good thing?

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 18:18 (twenty-three years ago)

im not really worried whether its a good thing for the people of this board to have me say what i think. im fully aware it might not be. but its the only way i know how to live. being polite, and being tactful, and being afraid, nearly sent me mad about 18 months ago, its so much pressure, my head can't really take it. im probably a lot more loving in the non internet world than i appear here, and thats a pretty honest sort of loving. but give me a reason to love some of you here and i will , and openly too.

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 18:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Bob, don't worry about it - it's certainly not the most disgusting thing that's ever been said (I didn't think it was gross), I know I've said worse, and anyway, who gives a fuck?

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 18:31 (twenty-three years ago)

(I posted pictures of my dildoes, for fuck's sake - a little spooge ain't nothin')

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 18:32 (twenty-three years ago)

I just linked to that cause you reminded me of it. I really don't think what you said crossed any line, nor do I think you should stop 'speaking your mind' on ILE. And I'm certainly not the one to judge someone's character from their posts on an internet message board.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 18:41 (twenty-three years ago)

This is the most wonderful thread, evah. Thank you, all of you. *chortling and digging through the 'Mistress Laura's Bag of Fun and Nasty Toys and Impliments' for items to photograph*

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 19:11 (twenty-three years ago)

*gets comfortable seat to view photos* Laura, we really should hang out. Ah, someday;>

Sad, the amount of vicarious love I get, these days.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 22:28 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't get your the sweat thing, Bob. Do you just spray all over yourself when you're wanking? Don't you have socks?

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 22:34 (twenty-three years ago)

socks? wank socks are disgusting. even for me.

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 22:40 (twenty-three years ago)

GODDAMN my day job that keeps me away from threads like this until they are all but maxed out

― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 22:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh come on, this is ILe - we can bring it back, and make it better than ever.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 22:54 (twenty-three years ago)

So you gush all over your legs or your belly? That's fucking out of order, whatever the weather.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 23:07 (twenty-three years ago)

One of my exes would shoot into his bedroom garbage tin.

Oh how it would get rank smelling after a while.

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 23:11 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah but the thing is i get post-wank shame, and i want to forget i ever did it for like the next half hour, at least with loo roll, or kitchen roll, i can just flush it away immediately. with a sock, sure i can hide it, but i know its there. and so for that short time while i would be ashamed, it would really mess with head.

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 23:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Why would you be ashamed?

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 23:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Are you an inept masturbator or something?

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 23:14 (twenty-three years ago)

no, i just feel like ive done something wrong afterwards, but pretty soon afterwards i think its great again. im an ace masturbator, you should see me in action

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 23:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Let go of the Catholic guilt. Even the Pope has rubbed one off.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 23:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Bob, please describe your most daring manoeuvre. I'm always suspicious when people claim to be 'an ace masturbator'.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 23:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Like, nine times out of ten they're exaggerating.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 23:26 (twenty-three years ago)

you should see me in action

Send pictures to the address below. Thanks in advance!

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 23:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Please include diagrams such as those included in airline safety pamphlets.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 23:27 (twenty-three years ago)

It's like when indie bands say in interviews: "We're the best band around. We're ten times better than Mansun". That's why it's called 'self-love'.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 23:27 (twenty-three years ago)

you people really want to know how i masturbate? its not that extreme, its not like i balance on my neck, with my cock pointed at my mouth and shoot into it. well not often. my wanking is more grateful dead style. and its wonderful

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 23:34 (twenty-three years ago)

I'll believe it when I see it.

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 23:42 (twenty-three years ago)

A sock? haven't you people ever heard of kleenex?

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 23:43 (twenty-three years ago)

its not that extreme, its not like i balance on my neck, with my cock pointed at my mouth and shoot into it.

Ha! That reminds me, I did that once! It was for a film. I say once, but my first attempt missed, so I had to do it again.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 23:46 (twenty-three years ago)

you want me to trade you some wank tapes chris? i'll throw in some new riders of the purple sage stuff too..

(please don't say yes, please don't)

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 23:48 (twenty-three years ago)

No I don't want to fucking trade, I just want you to give.

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 23:57 (twenty-three years ago)

After all, Bob, it is better to give than to receive.

― Jesus (Chris Piuma), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 23:59 (twenty-three years ago)

ah, im backing out. i want minor thirds porn or no its no dice

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Thursday, 7 August 2003 00:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Jesus is trying to get me to make a homoerotic porn film of myself? its 2 am and im not sure if im asleep and dreamin this.

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Thursday, 7 August 2003 00:03 (twenty-three years ago)

you forgot the 'wet' part

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 7 August 2003 00:10 (twenty-three years ago)

my boxers certainly feel sweaty but i don't think theres anything else in the mix. anyway, sleep time, tomorrow is another day

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Thursday, 7 August 2003 00:14 (twenty-three years ago)

No I don't want to fucking trade, I just want you to give.

can I love you forever and ever? thanks in advance!

― M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 7 August 2003 01:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Nichole *wicked grin* We just gotta get together.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Thursday, 7 August 2003 01:54 (twenty-three years ago)

a TWENTY INCH DILDO?!?!?!?!

― phil-two (phil-two), Thursday, 7 August 2003 08:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Of course. For pancreas stimulation.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 7 August 2003 08:56 (twenty-three years ago)

[can i borrow it?]

― phil-two (phil-two), Thursday, 7 August 2003 09:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Only if you're diabetic.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 7 August 2003 09:14 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm glad I didn't miss this live-as-its-happening.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 7 August 2003 09:15 (twenty-three years ago)

I have a really profound image at the moment of watching a TV screen made up of webcam-style images of everyone who's currently on ILX. Like Rich, and Phil, and Aimee, and everyone. What I can't guess is which of them might be masturbating.

― Mark C (Mark C), Thursday, 7 August 2003 10:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Apart from Phil, obv.

― Mark C (Mark C), Thursday, 7 August 2003 10:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey everybody, check it out, it's the hott new game show...

Guess Who's Wanking!!!!

One of the twenty people on this screen is wanking RIGHT NOW. Guess correctly which one it is and you win fabulous (dirty) prizes!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 7 August 2003 14:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Nick knows someone is wanking = it is probably him.

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 7 August 2003 14:38 (twenty-three years ago)

the prize should be some sort of bukkake shower

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Thursday, 7 August 2003 14:40 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm disturbed only at his certainty that the other nineteen aren't.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 7 August 2003 14:40 (twenty-three years ago)

id love to jerk off secretly on universtiy challenge or something

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Thursday, 7 August 2003 14:44 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.speedyartonline.com/ProdImages/SADAL59.JPG

every morning, and i mean EVERY MORNING, when i come (er...ahem) downstairs, i am greeted cheerfully by my dear wife w/a variation on thee following words:

"did you have a nice one"

"i heard you"

"was there a lot"

this wether i've cracked one off or not. when i tell her i haven't, she doesn't believe me!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:44 (twenty-three years ago)

too funny!

― fields of salmon (fieldsofsalmon), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:50 (twenty-three years ago)

was there a lot
you should cup the stuff, and present it to her one morning. i guarentee she'll never ask you again

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Nobody questioned Eyeball Kicks's claim above?? What kind of film was this, I wonder.

― Sean (Sean), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:56 (twenty-three years ago)

+!@# +!@# +!@# +!@# +!@#~ when we were having "fertility problems" i had to "do one" to order! At a certain time of the day, no less! Then I had to get the bus to the hospital, with the little vial in my bag! I remember sitting on this bus, with all these people blethering away all around me, and thinking "if only you knew what I've got in here"

ahem...

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Sean, I think nobody wanted to take that on-ramp.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Nobody questioned Eyeball Kicks's claim above?? What kind of film was this, I wonder.

It was a good film. But not a box-office smash. It was a kind of porn film, but nice. Lots of good scenes. My friend rubbing herself all over a cash machine, pulling off her clothes, yelling "I GIVE YOU TITS FOR MONEY, YEAH?" A lesbian scene where one girl put on a mammoth strap on dildo only to have the other say, "You look ridiculous - get the fuck out of my house". And then there was me, stuffing Quorn chicken-flavour slices up my bum, and then coming in my own face while singing Skeeter Davis's "The End of the World".

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:43 (twenty-three years ago)

where can i buy this?

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Your best bet is in some charity shop near my house. The sleeve and label will just look like any normal Three Tenors video.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:49 (twenty-three years ago)

A sock? haven't you people ever heard of kleenex?

Hey, I used Kleenex until I was 21. Then, I got hip to this little mantra I call REDUCE, REUSE, RECYCLE. Your wastefulness makes me sick.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:52 (twenty-three years ago)

(Also, why the hyperbolic warning about this not being work-safe, when it's just a couple dildos?)

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:56 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah its not like we've got hasselhoff rutting away at banderas or anything too cool like that

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Thursday, 7 August 2003 21:06 (twenty-three years ago)

If my jizz is the downfall of modern civilization, I'll fully apologize.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 7 August 2003 22:45 (twenty-three years ago)

bit late for that. i've already loaded up me gun.

it's like 12 Monkeys, only humanity is MUCH more embarrassed about why they had to go underground.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 8 August 2003 05:01 (twenty-three years ago)

hi, i'm unamerican, and i'm here! i adore this thread. it makes me wish i had money.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Friday, 8 August 2003 08:01 (twenty-three years ago)

money?

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 8 August 2003 08:03 (twenty-three years ago)

as in 'shot'

― oops (Oops), Friday, 8 August 2003 08:06 (twenty-three years ago)

lemme get my webcam...

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 8 August 2003 08:07 (twenty-three years ago)

I didn't understand why there's an odd round hole in my new keyboard, but now I realise it's for fucking when ILX gets dirty.

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 8 August 2003 12:13 (twenty-three years ago)

they make keyboards like that. this sort of reminds me of the whole http://www.fu-fme.com/ thing (link is probably not work safe, although not at all pornographic either, just some automated toys)

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Friday, 8 August 2003 12:21 (twenty-three years ago)

should be a question mark after my first sentence

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Friday, 8 August 2003 12:22 (twenty-three years ago)

masturbation ain't the new black. masturbation is the old pink.

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 8 August 2003 15:16 (twenty-three years ago)

A late bday present: http://shop.adultshop.com.au.speedera.net/shop.adultshop.com.au/images/l4images/0449818204.jpg

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 8 August 2003 18:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Red marbly! I like!

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Friday, 8 August 2003 18:40 (twenty-three years ago)

How did I miss this thread? I can't find any good pics, but Toys in Babeland on Rivington Street has a great selection of cute vibes and a female-friendly atmosphere.

http://www.babeland.com/

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 07:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Luna, I feel something approaching jealousy.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 08:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Are the balls to stop it getting lost?

― Mark C (Mark C), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 08:29 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't think they would prevent that

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 08:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Awww, Kenan, when's your birthday, sug? I'll hook you up.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 15:41 (twenty-three years ago)

A couple of my collection are from Babes in Toyland. Which is right across the street from the corner Paul's Boutique was shot at!!

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 21:29 (twenty-three years ago)

I think they've finally changed the name of that little cafe at the orginal sight back to Paul's Boutique.

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 21:47 (twenty-three years ago)

It never was paul's boutique! that was made up. . .

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 21:49 (twenty-three years ago)

I meant that the cafe decided to capitalize on the Paul's Boutiqe heritage.

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 21:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Bastards. . . I do not approve.

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 21:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Toys in Babeland is a Seattle institution! I rented many a classic "film" there during my last stretch of living here.

― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 22:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Sorry Sam! From Gawker.com:

"1/22/2003: Lots of neighborhood news to catch up on this week. Let's start closest to home (well, my home)... Tiny brunch haven Rivington 99 (Rivington @ Ludlow), closed for the last month for renovations, has remade itself rather dramatically. Think Jewel Bako meets Butter, all in a 20x20 space. The menu appears blessedly unchanged, but they've gone and tarted up the name. In honor of the Beastie Boys album of the same name (cover art for which was shot on this very corner), it's now known as Paul's Boutique."

It's a crap place anyway, I mean, I would understand the size of the place/seating density if it was in Tokyo, but... Who calls a restaurant "Paul's Boutique"?

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 22:06 (twenty-three years ago)

(I don't mean to imply that TIB is Seattle-based--think it may've started in SF, actually--but it is a grate shop and wanted to throw my vote in for it, yay)

― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 22:08 (twenty-three years ago)

If anyone ever comes up to me and says 'hey is your tattoo of that little cafe across from the sex toy shop in nyc?", they die.

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 22:11 (twenty-three years ago)

I think the store started in Seattle and then opened shop also in NY. I think Seattle and NY are the only ones. SF has "Good Vibrations," which is similarly female-centric, but not quite as cute. Where is your tattoo, Sam?

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 22:17 (twenty-three years ago)

you're right, Mary. thanks

― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 22:19 (twenty-three years ago)

I love how I manage to turn this thread into shopping.

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 22:20 (twenty-three years ago)

It's on my back Matos. Right across from the tat of the sex toy shop. . .

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 22:39 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.guavamag.com/features/images/lipstick.jpg

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 22:54 (twenty-three years ago)

two weeks pass...

*whistles innocently*

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 23:34 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...

While we're reviving random threads (thank you, random thread search!), this is one of the funniest, dirtiest ever.

― Smokin' funk by the boxes (kenan), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 04:05 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.verdammte-scheisse.com/dickhardtstrasse.jpg

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 04:17 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.xandria.com/images/shop/products/155_225x225.jpg
http://www.xandria.com/images/shop/products/3585_225x225.jpg
http://www.xandria.com/images/shop/products/2557_225x225.jpg
http://www.xandria.com/images/shop/products/3577_225x225.jpg
and don't forget: http://www.xandria.com/images/shop/products/145_225x225.jpg

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 06:51 (twenty-two years ago)

That third one ain't looking too healthy.

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 06:53 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah it actually doesn't look quite that sickly.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 06:56 (twenty-two years ago)

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