TS: Shooting vs. Dribbling [You should know by now its not very work safe here]

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Someone who will go nameless recently refused to start a "TS: Shooting vs. Dribbling" thread when I dared him to. (This was before he shaved that silly mustache off.) Any takers? It could totally be combined with a gruelly vs. goopy thread...

-- Chris Piuma (chr1s@--), August 6th, 2003.

I will. I have no shame.

Shooting is cool.

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 01:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Shooting wins every time.

― Captain Typo (kenan), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 01:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Shooting, obviously. 'Cuz love comes in spurts.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 01:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Does it feel different?

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 01:50 (twenty-two years ago)

a bit

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 01:51 (twenty-two years ago)

From the masturbation thread:

TS: Watery thin semen or thick gluey semen? The latter's kinda gross, at least to me.

My friend's ex is called 'Jellyroll' for this very reason.

-- luna (luna_cee...) (webmail), August 5th, 2003 5:53 PM. (luna.c) (link)

He got a nickname for the consistency of his semen? Was it always thick and gluey? Because mine varies wildly depending on how long it's been and -- most importantly -- how excited I am.

― Captain Typo (kenan), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 01:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Why do you think they call them "money shots?"

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 01:52 (twenty-two years ago)

and yes it feels quite different

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 01:52 (twenty-two years ago)

That's what I figured.

(I'm married to a thin and watery shooter, btw)

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 02:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I guarantee it's not that consistency when he's alone.

― Captain Typo (kenan), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 02:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Shooting into your own mouth or eye, C/D?

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 02:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd say it's a bit much.

― Captain Typo (kenan), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 02:04 (twenty-two years ago)

perhaps i need to clench more often

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 02:04 (twenty-two years ago)

To answer my own question, classic, as both incidents were pretty funny.

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 02:06 (twenty-two years ago)

And dud, I guess, as I had my own cum in my mouth and eye.

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 02:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I am so glad I'm not a dude.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 02:15 (twenty-two years ago)

You'll notice that Bryan has redeemed himself.

Shooting is fun but there's surely something to be said for those who are in-between. Shoot the first drops, dribble the rest; or get more shooty if you're more excited or something.

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 02:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Get More Shooty. Wasn't that a John Travolta movie?

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 02:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I am not getting it. Are we talking about consistency or velocity? Which is the one that feels different? Someone explain this in terms of logic.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 02:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Let x = perv

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 02:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Either of those feels different if you're on the receiving end!

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 02:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Define receiving! Clearly if it is shooting in my face, I'm going to tell the difference but not so much in other, um, areas.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 02:28 (twenty-two years ago)

velocity and consistency tend to be related. If it's thick you can't very well shoot it as far, and the thinner it is the further it tends to go. This is all relative, however, depending on the individual.

Shooting is rarer, I think, and it definitely feels different from dribbling. Satisfaction remains about the same but I think shooting feels more exciting. Like WHOA DUDE. I JUST MADE A DAMN MESS.

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 02:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I should have said "Do THEY feel different?" (I meant different for the man, btw.)

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 02:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Well OK maybe not internally. That, I wouldn't know. But on the skin. Or, quite possibly, in the hair.

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 02:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I find shooting more satisfying, but that could be in mind, for the reasons Millar mentioned.

― Captain Typo (kenan), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 02:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Shooty is Not Good when it gets in one's eye, let me tell you. My eyelashes were stuck together for days.

― the goggles they do nozzink (trayce), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 02:33 (twenty-two years ago)

OK, you know what I'm just gonna say this, why am I so amazed by these threads? Judging by the "how many people have you, you know..." thread, I'm like one of the biggest hobags on ilx, yet today has been a day of shock and awe. OOOH DILDOS. OOOH SHOOTING. What in the world. I'm like ILX's biggest virgin! Smoke that suckahs.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 02:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I know what you're getting for your birthday.

― Captain Typo (kenan), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 02:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Thankfully my birthday has already passed.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 02:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Surely there will be another one?

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 02:46 (twenty-two years ago)

No, I'm fresh out.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 02:46 (twenty-two years ago)

In the real world, I'm a quiet little mouse who wears her skirts to the floor and doesn't curse in public. Most people think I'm a born-again Christian. Really.

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 02:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Does your husband mind that you're discussing the consistancy of his ejaculate with the world?

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 02:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Hell no! He's a shooter! Stand up and be counted!

― Captain Typo (kenan), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 02:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Why do I have visions of a warped new superhero?

Lookout girls, its Captain Shooter! *cue manly hands on hips pose, showing off his err... superpower...*

... ok, perhaps not.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 03:05 (twenty-two years ago)

pkew! pkew!

― Captain Typo (kenan), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 03:06 (twenty-two years ago)

see "mutant" thread

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 03:06 (twenty-two years ago)

"Fusing evildoers' eyelashes with a single gloopy SPLOOOOJ!"

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 03:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Ewwww.

Where did luna and Sam go? They made masturbation more than just a gross-out.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 03:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Splooj. I think I've added a new word to my lexicon. Thanks Chris!

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 03:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Does your husband mind that you're discussing the consistancy of his ejaculate with the world?

He doesn't mind one bit.

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 03:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Where did luna and Sam go? They made masturbation more than just a gross-out.

Perhaps you answered your own question.

Can anyone tell if it's gonna be a shooting or dribbling affair beforehand? It's always a surprise to me. I agree that it's only feels better to shoot because of psychological reasons.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 06:17 (twenty-two years ago)

To be more serious here, I actually thought the shoot vs dribble thing depended on the guy, rather than something like how much time has passed or how excited said lad is.

Mind you one tends not to know either way when condoms are involved... and I'm going to shut up now before I say anything else, I think I've said enough in jizz-related threads today k tks.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 06:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought this thread was about basketball :(

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 6 August 2003 10:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Well I shot pretty well an hour or so ago, I'm chuffed.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 10:52 (twenty-two years ago)

is it still airborne?

― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 10:57 (twenty-two years ago)

my stuff dribbles. i fear this is whats keeping my wife from getting pregnant. does it need to shoot up there or something? I know it swims and all but when it dribbles it can't go very far inside? Maybe i'll get a squirt gun or something.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 11:01 (twenty-two years ago)

No, I'm indoors.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 11:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I was once with a girl who prided herself on her ability to swallow as much as any man copuld 'provide'. I beat her.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 11:23 (twenty-two years ago)

misogynist.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 11:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Also, a Taoist sexual practice is to use a pressure point on the perinium (is that the term for the skin between arsehole and balls?) which prevents ejaculation (but not, note, orgasm) in men by simply closing the valve/passageway and diverting the course of the sperm. Whilst masturbating I've managed to have squirtless orgasms that have lasted upwards of a minute. After about 20-30 seconds though it gets a bit intense and you tend to start shaking, and at that point you can often let go of the 'valve' and have all your good mess-avoiding work undone.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 11:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I really did just post that, didn't I? When I'm going to meet some of you tomorrow too...

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 11:27 (twenty-two years ago)

sicko.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 11:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Coming for a pint tomorrow RJG?

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 11:28 (twenty-two years ago)

WHERE IS IT EXACTLY

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 11:29 (twenty-two years ago)

a pint of what? you disgust me.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 11:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Taint your ass, taint your balls.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 11:31 (twenty-two years ago)

No wait I'll just experiment

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 11:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe i'll get a squirt gun or something.

Terrorizing the neighborhood with a Super Soaker filled with jism: C/D?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 12:19 (twenty-two years ago)

How long would it take to load? Would it require more pumps to fill it or empty it

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 12:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Who cares? Pump tht sucker!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 12:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Does it depend on the level of arousal? AFOAF (obv) tells me that when having a quick one, it tends to dribble; if they have been at it for a bit and are having a jolly nice time, they shoot.

― Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 12:31 (twenty-two years ago)

So am I the only fella here whose *ahem* 'loads' usually start out shooty and then dwindle down to dribbling? Am I biological freak?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 12:45 (twenty-two years ago)

(btw, I guarantee there are some horribly horribly shocked-and-awed basketball-lovin' random googlers lurking in disgust over this thread)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 12:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Its like turning off a hose.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 12:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Right w/you there Nick

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 12:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I am so glad I wasn't still eating my bagel with cream cheese while reading this thread.

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 13:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Also - is it okay for yr girlfriend/boyfriend to laugh-out-loud when you unleash a massive intercontinental projectile squirt (especially if it lands in a funny place)? Personally, I say yes; too many people try to put up walls between laughter and sex in my opinion, I think they're very compatible and complimentary (the laughter and the sex, that is).

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 13:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Exactly.

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 13:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Laughter is ESSENTIAL, I'd imagine. This isn't the BBC, it's my bedroom

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 13:48 (twenty-two years ago)

How can you not laugh out loud in some of the situations that ~~pop up~~ occur in the bedroom? Absurdity happens.

NA, I had just finished a piece of cake with whipped cream frosting, and I was glad not to be eating that while reading this thread as well.

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 14:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Can we discuss swallowing c/d on this thread?

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 14:06 (twenty-two years ago)

It does not help that I have just received a spam from 'Spunk Farm' about how 'it's these girls' mission to collect...' -- well, anyway.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 14:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Swallowing -- Classic, and all but required or don't bother. The "but you're done, who cares what I do with it?" argument is shit, unless you don't mind my fucking you and then immediately recoiling, leaping out of bed, and scrubbing myself off.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 14:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned - don't leave us in suspense!

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 14:12 (twenty-two years ago)

U&K - Rent a movie with P*ter N0rth in it. I have never seen anything like it in all my days.

― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 14:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Swallowing- classic, esp followed up w/a kiss

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 14:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Swallowing is classic, but (and I think I've said this before) with as much as I smoke and drink, I certainly won't expect or require it.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 14:42 (twenty-two years ago)

unless you don't mind my fucking you and then immediately recoiling, leaping out of bed, and scrubbing myself off.

I've been with boys who do this! It is not so bad.

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 16:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Where did luna and Sam go? They made masturbation more than just a gross-out.

I cannot believe I missed this thread. I was supposed to be in class last night, but it got cancelled so my best friend and I went and fucked around instead. Really, I'm devastated that I wasn't here for this.

unless you don't mind my fucking you and then immediately recoiling, leaping out of bed, and scrubbing myself off

I gotta agree with this - all or nothing. Else, why bother?

Swallowing is classic, but (and I think I've said this before) with as much as I smoke and drink, I certainly won't expect or require it.

But it's part of the fun!

I'm like one of the biggest hobags on ilx

Me, I'm pure as the driven snow. Yeah.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 16:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I've been with boys who do this! It is not so bad.

Women tend to mind, though. (Don't get me wrong, it was over 100 degrees in Kansas and flooded, with no AC. The mattress was soaked, I didn't feel like marinating.)

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 16:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I was, uh, fucking around last night.

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 18:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I had avoided this thread because I thought it was a basketball thread.

― Larcole (Nicole), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

me too! and i was a shooting guard who couldn't dribble very well.

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 18:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I swallow all of the time myself.

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Thursday, 7 August 2003 00:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought the consistency of the seminal fluid was related to what you've been consuming: lots of soft drinks = sticky and gooey, lots of water = thinner and watery.

So is the shooting v dribbling applicable to males only, or can women who squirt be mentioned here as well? And if we're talking about women, well, I don't dribble, I gush.

And I don't swallow - did it once and promptly regurgitated, thereby putting the kibash on an otherwise pleasant interlude. Since then I've been a bit shy of the thought (I'm not opposed to it in general, just in my case, 'cause I fear a repeat performance).

Oh, and I've fallen asleep giving blow jobs three times now. And I put a permanent crimp into the penis of a former lover (yep, he used to be a banana curve, now he has a rather serious half-way-up-the-shaft crick to one side - I managed to tear some of the tissue and such. And I've felt guilty about that, too.)

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Thursday, 7 August 2003 02:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Ugh. Way too much personal revelation there. Sorry. I need to go to bed and quit typing. Or at least quit typing.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Thursday, 7 August 2003 02:13 (twenty-two years ago)

what if you do both? for me it tends to depend on the level of arousal, how much (and what) I've had to eat/drink earlier on, how much I've fucked/masturbated recently (frequently = dribbling more as time goes on).

also, swallowing is wonderful indeed but I never expect it. which just makes it all the better when it does in fact occur.

xpost w/Ms Laura

― M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 7 August 2003 02:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I am staring gape-mouthed at Ms. Laura's story right now. I really wish my webcam worked cos I'd fucking post my expression on my face right now if I could. HOW DID YOU DO THAT???

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 7 August 2003 02:20 (twenty-two years ago)

... and if you lived in a comic book, how would the sound effect be spelled? Cause the one in my head goes "CLOINK."

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 7 August 2003 02:23 (twenty-two years ago)

nah, there should be an 'r' in there: "CROINK"

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 7 August 2003 02:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd like to see that expression, Ally.

It was complex --- female (me) on top --- getting into the rhythm and moving along just right --- raised up a bit too far and came down a bit too hard, basically bending him with my pubic bone. Orgasms were not achieved in this instance. Tears were (and he was a rather tough trucker/lumberjack/hunter-type) achieved, however. All was followed by an emergency trip to a physician who winced in sympathy and said, basically "Sorry dude."

Odd side-note: I later dated said physician and he never mentioned the incident.

Anyway, from that point forward (when the swelling had gone down and the tissue was not as, well, tender), his orgasms were apparently painful and difficult to achieve. (Though, quite selfishly, I thought that the new angle was an interesting sensation. I never said that, though, as I didn't think he'd appreciate the compliment.)

I don't know what the right sound effect would be, but what I recall was a scream of agony, followed by groans and tears and lots of awesome cuss words. And I was so startled that I bashed my head into the ceiling (it was a raised bed) and was seeing stars and had no idea what was going on, except that (obviously) I was no longer happily off in lala land and he was making agonized noises and the dogs were barking and I was kind of stunned. The guilt was pretty severe, and increased when I broke-up with him a few months later (NOT because of the 'incident,' incidentally). I've no idea if he's had sex since. *thinking* Now that is a really depressing thought. Maybe I ruined his sex life forever.

Oh, were you asking about the regurgitation? Or the female squirting thing?

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Thursday, 7 August 2003 04:30 (twenty-two years ago)

oh man. that sounds awful. maybe he and john wayne bobbitt should do a film together.

― phil-two (phil-two), Thursday, 7 August 2003 08:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Stay away from my dick.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 7 August 2003 08:58 (twenty-two years ago)

THEY CAN BREAK!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 7 August 2003 11:52 (twenty-two years ago)

You betcha

― Dave B (daveb), Thursday, 7 August 2003 12:08 (twenty-two years ago)

There's no way I'm clicking that link. I didn't even click Ned's penis link.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 7 August 2003 12:09 (twenty-two years ago)

It is safe; I have vetted it. I was looking for a picture, but google gave me lots of rude sites.

― Dave B (daveb), Thursday, 7 August 2003 12:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Go Ask Alice? Pshaw, Dave B, go to the Straight Dope. ;-) (Though both essentially say the same thing.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 7 August 2003 12:21 (twenty-two years ago)

You can try all you want, Ned, but you will never get Tep to hit your penis links.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 7 August 2003 12:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry Ned, it wasn't meant to be. I'm still traumatized by the pussy flashlight.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 7 August 2003 12:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I always swallow. And have afeared breaking them before. Now with Laura's confirmation my fear is doubled.

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:21 (twenty-two years ago)

TS: Breaking a penis during sex vs. tearing a foreskin during sex.

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)

TS: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAIGH!" vs "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAIGH!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:26 (twenty-two years ago)

and here i was, thinking that this would be a basketball thread or something. i am so naive sometimes.

― Tad (llamasfur), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I've had that feeling that my dick may break but I've been lucky so far. I have been cut open a couple of times.

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:30 (twenty-two years ago)

OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE NO NO NO NO NO NO NO LALALALALALALALALALA I CAN'T READ THAT NO NO NO NO NO NO PLEASE MAKE THE BAD MAN STOP

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, it was ok. Just a little teeth drag action followed by a bit of a gash.

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

From the Straight Dope penis-injury article: "leave it to the French to have an expression for this--a faux pas de coit."

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:51 (twenty-two years ago)

blowjobs from epileptics and lockjaw sufferers -- CLASSIC OR DUD?

― Tad (llamasfur), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)

you forgot cunnilingus from a tourette's patient

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:54 (twenty-two years ago)

A bit of a GASH?

/british fnarr fnarr police

― suzy (suzy), Thursday, 7 August 2003 21:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Whatever you do, just don't bite it off.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 7 August 2003 21:39 (twenty-two years ago)

"she swallowed it"
YEEAAAAAHHHH!!!!

/NWA's best song ever

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 7 August 2003 21:48 (twenty-two years ago)

exactly what ran through my head too, Millar

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 7 August 2003 22:39 (twenty-two years ago)

luckily, I've never had teeth run through my head though

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 7 August 2003 22:39 (twenty-two years ago)

or buckshot

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 7 August 2003 23:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Nah, Buckshot has run through my head before.
(Note: that will make more sense if you're familiar with Black Moon)

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 7 August 2003 23:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Buckshot didnt' do too well running thru kurdt cobain's head.

and i'm more familiar with Dead Moon than Black Moon.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 7 August 2003 23:24 (twenty-two years ago)

So is the shooting v dribbling applicable to males only, or can women who squirt be mentioned here as well? And if we're talking about women, well, I don't dribble, I gush.

Warm Water Under a Red Bridge to thread!

― The Four Singing Beatles (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 8 August 2003 02:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh my. That's really hot. I'm like Sam -- I like it when stuff comes out. Fascinating.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 8 August 2003 02:48 (twenty-two years ago)

OK, here's a stupid question. I presume people don't swallow because they don't like the taste of semen -- but if you spit it out, you taste it twice (on the way in, & out) -- if you swallow it, it's gone never to be tasted/seen again! So what's up with that?

― Not here (Layna Andersen), Friday, 8 August 2003 02:56 (twenty-two years ago)

It's all in your head.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 8 August 2003 03:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Where do you spit it, anyway? On the floor? Install a spittoon? How does that work?

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 8 August 2003 03:58 (twenty-two years ago)

a tissue. or the sink.

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 8 August 2003 03:58 (twenty-two years ago)

On the stomach.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Friday, 8 August 2003 03:59 (twenty-two years ago)

So, wait. You got to hold it in your mouth and go to the sink--she's totally right, you'd taste it about 40 times longer than you would if you just swallowed it.

xpost--eew on the stomach? I'm just gonna stick to swallowing, I think spitting on a dude would freak me out. Unless I was mad at him. Then it's in the face.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 8 August 2003 04:00 (twenty-two years ago)

you women realize that this current conversation is a teen male's wet dream, yes?

― Tad (llamasfur), Friday, 8 August 2003 04:05 (twenty-two years ago)

"Teen"

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 8 August 2003 04:06 (twenty-two years ago)

thank god i'm nearly 30

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 8 August 2003 04:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Wait, hang on, was it your fantasy to have a girl spit cum back in your face as a teenager? Cos you realize that was the last thing I said, right?

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 8 August 2003 04:07 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm as pure as the freshly fallen snow nowadays, much more than when i was a teen. so yeah, "teen."

― Tad (llamasfur), Friday, 8 August 2003 04:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, I think it's fun to spit on their stomach. But, well, I'm also a top/dom and like to physically assert myself that way. Besides, you can then draw with it, until it dries, making cool patterns.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Friday, 8 August 2003 04:08 (twenty-two years ago)

i didn't get laid till i was 18 (i was a late-bloomer). getting my cock sucked AT ALL was my wet-dream before that (regardless of what the girl did with the, um, product thereof).

― Tad (llamasfur), Friday, 8 August 2003 04:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow, this has mutated into "TS: Spit v. swallow". OK.

Anyone here considering the whole "safe sex" angle?

― Chris P (Chris P), Friday, 8 August 2003 04:15 (twenty-two years ago)

(Not to be a downer.)

― Chris P (Chris P), Friday, 8 August 2003 04:15 (twenty-two years ago)

which angle is that? 45 degree?

― oops (Oops), Friday, 8 August 2003 04:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually, when performing oral sex while a condom is in place is an interesting sensation.

But I don't perform oral sex except with long-term partners, so it's rarely an issue.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Friday, 8 August 2003 04:19 (twenty-two years ago)

you women realize that this current conversation is a teen male's wet dream, yes?

So? It's just as silly for a woman to change the way she is because it just happens to line up with male fantasies as it is to change the way she is because it doesn't line up with male fantasies.

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Friday, 8 August 2003 05:41 (twenty-two years ago)

And likewise for males, I'd venture.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 8 August 2003 05:49 (twenty-two years ago)

god help the woman whose fantasies i line up with (and vice versa)

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 8 August 2003 05:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, you'll probably end up married or somethin'. *shudder*

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 8 August 2003 05:53 (twenty-two years ago)

heck i didn't say "god help me"

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 8 August 2003 05:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I was being snarky.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 8 August 2003 05:54 (twenty-two years ago)

mind you the word "marriage" does indeed cause the occasional shudder

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 8 August 2003 05:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Is swallowing that unsafe? surely not unless you have gaping open mouth sores. The human digestive system is very hardy. I mean we drink Coca-Cola right?

The only times I don't swallow is when I know me and my partner will get off on something like him cumming on my tits. Which I will gladly oblige.

Otherwise I love letting him cum in my mouth. Granted it's not always ambrosia going down but when you know he's about to blow, deep throat it and *swallow as he's shooting it*. This is U&K to not having to taste it if this is yr worry. (fwiw, i never think it tastes that bad)

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Friday, 8 August 2003 06:33 (twenty-two years ago)

*all of ILE naturally lubricates at once*

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 8 August 2003 06:36 (twenty-two years ago)

waaaay ahead of you.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 8 August 2003 06:37 (twenty-two years ago)

look out from behind

― oops (Oops), Friday, 8 August 2003 06:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll always rate a goalscorer over a dude with fancy footwork.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 8 August 2003 08:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm a shooter, generally. A couple of women have wanted me to come over them a few times, and I think shooting rather than dribbling is probably important then. And it feels more dramatic in the mouth too. As for swallowing, I'm all for it, as otherwise the spitting and stuff feels like the end of the sexual mood, at least for a while. But I do understand that it nauseates some.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 8 August 2003 16:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Sam, swallowing is obviously less safe than not swallowing (or rather, not getting the cum in your mouth in the first place) but whether it's actually all that risky is fairly unknown. (The sorts of experiments you'd have to perform to find out are difficult and inhumane.) I have every suspicion that it's fairly low-risk as far as HIV goes.

And I certainly don't drink Coca-Cola, ick.

― Chris P (Chris P), Friday, 8 August 2003 16:39 (twenty-two years ago)

God Bless the Interweb.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Saturday, 9 August 2003 05:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I missed this thread too. I just watched "Warm Water Under a Bridge" tonight.

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 08:36 (twenty-two years ago)

the first man-cream i ever tasted belonged to a malboro-red-chain-smoking-alcoholic. it was full-bodied, with hints of tobacco and leather, and a very long finish. i didn't like it very much, and it put me off joy-juice for a really long time.

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 17:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Thanks Phil, I now want to cauterize my tastebuds.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 17:09 (twenty-two years ago)

He described that like it was a rare amarone and I'm dead impressed.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 17:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I still have this guy's phone number if you want to bottle it.

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 17:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought the consistency of the seminal fluid was related to what you've been consuming: lots of soft drinks = sticky and gooey, lots of water = thinner and watery.

I drink lots of soft drinks, and my semen tends to be thick and sticky. Though not so thick and sticky that it doesn't shoot--it just doesn't go very far, and the shooting tends to stop after the first 2-3 spurts, then it dribbles.

― Ian Johnson (elmo oxygen), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 20:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm sure I'm going to regret asking this, but I'm still unclear on the terminology. Is shooting fast and over quickly, while dribbling is slower and lasts longer?

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 23:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't imagine the two terms being any more descriptive.

― Sean (Sean), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 23:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Stain on pants vs. "where the hell did it GO?"

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 23:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Except in the other order.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 23:43 (twenty-two years ago)

That order could work from the receiver's perspective.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 23:45 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...

i'm reviving this just to see if everyone's views on the matter have changed yet.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 29 September 2003 21:48 (twenty-two years ago)

'Everyone'? You'd not be content with just a few changes of opinion amongst the ILX crowd? (And I don't think that I have a view on this topic at all, except that either way it's funny looking.)

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 01:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I still thank Coca-Cola is nasty.

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 01:14 (twenty-two years ago)

WHAT IF U HAVING SEX WIV A LESBICON AND UR WILLY MAKES SPUNK COME OUT

― MAN, Tuesday, 30 September 2003 08:15 (twenty-two years ago)

If you're having sex with a lesbicon, you need to be careful with her legs or she'll transform into an Audi. Still safer than Constructicons.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 09:41 (twenty-two years ago)

What?

(X-Post)

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 09:43 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, Tep, and if you're lucky, you wind up in bed with one of the HeadMasters...

random fact:
http://www.botcon.com/1995/bc95toy.jpgThis was the first female transformer released in the U.S.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 13:14 (twenty-two years ago)

That's the funniest thing evah. I am biting my pen to stop from howling with laughter in the office...

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 13:19 (twenty-two years ago)

also, Constructicons tend to be the strap-on type...

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 21:18 (twenty-two years ago)

two years pass...

This was a nice, informative thread.

― Thread Revivin', Thursday, 29 December 2005 16:18 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...

We're all fucking crazy.

― Dan (And Boundary-Free) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 17 March 2006 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

I was once with a girl who prided herself on her ability to swallow as much as any man copuld 'provide'. I beat her.
-- Nick Southall (n.j.southal...) (webmail), August 6th, 2003 8:23 AM. (Nick Southall) (link)
misogynist.

-- RJG (r_gillander...) (webmail), August 6th, 2003 8:26 AM. (RJG) (link)

...is still my favorite post ever.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 17 March 2006 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

four years pass...

ms laura's story: :O

― Face Book (dyao), Friday, 21 May 2010 04:34 (fifteen years ago)

actually I would like to find Z S's screaming head held in one's hands jpg but I can't find it atm

― Face Book (dyao), Friday, 21 May 2010 04:37 (fifteen years ago)

http://i49.tinypic.com/359e9n8.jpg

google image search "held in hands"

― it makes sense......................................does it to you? (Z S), Friday, 21 May 2010 04:44 (fifteen years ago)

http://i46.tinypic.com/2hzgtn8.jpg

google image search "despair"

― it makes sense......................................does it to you? (Z S), Friday, 21 May 2010 04:44 (fifteen years ago)

oops, I meant "head in hands", obv. But yeah,

"raised up a bit too far and came down a bit too hard, basically bending him with my pubic bone. Orgasms were not achieved in this instance."

= headinhands.jpg

― it makes sense......................................does it to you? (Z S), Friday, 21 May 2010 04:48 (fifteen years ago)

no wait I found it

excellent shits that i have taken

http://i49.tinypic.com/fc37kg.jpg http://i49.tinypic.com/fc37kg.jpg
http://i49.tinypic.com/fc37kg.jpg http://i49.tinypic.com/fc37kg.jpg
http://i49.tinypic.com/fc37kg.jpg http://i49.tinypic.com/fc37kg.jpg

― Face Book (dyao), Friday, 21 May 2010 04:49 (fifteen years ago)

holy shit, I totally ~~repressed that awful memory~~ forgot about that!

― it makes sense......................................does it to you? (Z S), Friday, 21 May 2010 04:52 (fifteen years ago)

God, off topic I know, but the "man head in hands despair" google image search is such a fun one!

― it makes sense......................................does it to you? (Z S), Friday, 21 May 2010 05:01 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZb8jZ8ebgk

― ( ｀ハ´)☞ 　☜(´∀｀☜) (am0n), Friday, 21 May 2010 05:25 (fifteen years ago)

I miss Ms Laura.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 21 May 2010 08:45 (fifteen years ago)

ILTMI needs to step up IMO

― Dan, Dan, DARRAGH (acoleuthic), Friday, 21 May 2010 11:07 (fifteen years ago)

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