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This is the thread where you logout, name your crush, and everybody else tries to guess who the crushers are...

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― Crush, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 00:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Come on then.

― Crush, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 00:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't go first for the sake of my secret identity.

― Crush, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 00:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Hello, ISP tracking!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 00:15 (twenty-one years ago)

That's that died a fucking death, then.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 00:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Anyway if I listed my crushes people would suss me out in no time.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 00:18 (twenty-one years ago)

That's the point!

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 00:19 (twenty-one years ago)

ned!

― Dean Gulberry (deangulberry), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 00:19 (twenty-one years ago)

just go for it crush! c'mon - be brave!

― jed (jed_e_3), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 00:31 (twenty-one years ago)

jbr

― a, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 01:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Hello, ISP tracking!

We don't really care what Internet Service Provider you use.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 01:11 (twenty-one years ago)

fuckit - mine's geeta

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 01:12 (twenty-one years ago)

in n out burger

― logged out (gygax!), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 01:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not sure what purpose that would serve me, as I have mentions of ILx crushes splattered all over the boards.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 01:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, you know what I mean, whatevah.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 01:13 (twenty-one years ago)

nyquil

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 01:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Jon Williams

― seriously logged out (gygax!), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 01:14 (twenty-one years ago)

either noone has ilx crushes anymore cuz a) they've realised how fucking horrid everybody else is (this is a good thing) or b) they're too busy being fascinated with how fucking witty they are

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 01:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Just because someone is horrid doesn't mean you can't have a crush on them! How else would I ever get a date?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 01:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't need to logout, it's Annouschka

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 01:18 (twenty-one years ago)

juicy!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 01:19 (twenty-one years ago)

It doesn't matter... no one here knows who she is anyway...

― ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 01:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm totally not telling people who my crush is cuz 1)I'd want to tell them first and 2)I don't wanna be one of 18 people all naming the same person. What's the point of that?

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 01:26 (twenty-one years ago)

apparently, Ned and I are sycophantasmic over Matos

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 01:26 (twenty-one years ago)

also this shit is totally distracting me from my local crushes, which seem a bit more worthwhile.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 01:29 (twenty-one years ago)

everyone email your crushes!

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 01:31 (twenty-one years ago)

None of this guessing crap.

Brian Mcdonald, Chris V., Tim Hopkins, Nate Patrin, JD Salmon, Chris Piuma, RJ Gillanders, Erik Digibeet, Alan Trewartha, Martin Skidmore and of course, Mase.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 01:33 (twenty-one years ago)

gygax! and hstencil, of course. they're both as cute as kittens being frisky in a wicker basket.

― sauron (jackcole), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 01:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Surprisingly, I haven't developed any new crushes since I divulged mine yesterday.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 01:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh yeah, hstencil too.

Mine are all low-level and unobsessional, more puppy like than puppy love...uh, except maybe one is slightly more vivid than that, the crushee knows that (we shared a very cordial and unexpected hug once) and that's all she wrote.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 01:40 (twenty-one years ago)

BIG crush on that telecom dude

― Annouschka (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 01:42 (twenty-one years ago)

whoops i forgot to log out!!

― Annouschka (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 01:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Still, Daddino, you've got taste.....

(x-post, ahem)

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 01:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Still, Daddino, you've got taste.....

Hush, child. I've got an image to uphold!

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 01:45 (twenty-one years ago)

jack cole and msp: i love both like a $100 piggly wiggly spree.
hstencil: been there done that went on a dinner date last time he was in town.
JasonD: I miss him very much since he's no longer a single man.

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 01:46 (twenty-one years ago)

ned!

Aw.

apparently, Ned and I are sycophantasmic over Matos

We must have excellent taste in men.

I've got an image to uphold!

An image to upload?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 01:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Whoo-hoo! Yay being crushed upon in a low-level way!

Anyway if I meet you in December then I will be able to make you rue having once admitted any form of crush. Mua-ha-ha!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 02:16 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm not trying to be witty chris. i'm just sick and not really crushing at the moment.

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 02:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Liar.

― Bam (thatgirl), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 02:19 (twenty-one years ago)

You're getting into a whole weird area here, Sam.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 02:21 (twenty-one years ago)

get well soon sam!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 02:22 (twenty-one years ago)

It's the fever. I think I'm delirious.

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 02:23 (twenty-one years ago)

delirious with love! (or fever)

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 02:32 (twenty-one years ago)

aww this thread is cute!!

― geeta (geeta), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 02:50 (twenty-one years ago)

j'adore!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 02:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Mine's Geeta, of course.

― l'anonyme, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 02:58 (twenty-one years ago)

fite!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 02:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Mine are, in no particular order:

Tep
JasonD
Sam
nickalicious
Chris V.
Chris P.
donut bitch
Andrew
Trayce
Bryan
Carey
Ally
Sean C.
stevem
kate
and Dee the Lurker.

― captain obvious, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 03:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I forgot Mr. Diamond

― captain obvious, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 03:26 (twenty-one years ago)

i think i know who l'anonyme is but i should not say.

― industrial strength, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 03:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Why don't we just call all these threads "ILX Homecoming Dance" and be done with it? seriously I find all of this sad and pathetic. < / jock >

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 03:39 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm not naming my crush because i may well meet them one day and would be unable to look them in the eye for the embarrassment of it all

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 03:40 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah i am finding it all a bit pathetic at this point too

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 03:43 (twenty-one years ago)

also, blount's point A above is very otm

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 03:44 (twenty-one years ago)

don't knock point B jess

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 03:46 (twenty-one years ago)

it's what made this country what it is today

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 03:47 (twenty-one years ago)

isn't a lot of work to be so bitter and horrible all the time?

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 03:47 (twenty-one years ago)

i dunno, is it a lot of work to be so twee and banal?

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 03:49 (twenty-one years ago)

jess aren't you done throwing tantrums yet?

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 03:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I dunno, I kinda like being upfront about my crushes, if only so it'll help me and the crush-object establish a comfortable level of distance between ourselves when (and if) we actually meet in a FAP situation.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 03:52 (twenty-one years ago)

why di, because i reiterate two points made earlier in the thread by two different people? or because i snap back at the damning epithets "bitter" and "horrible"?

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 03:54 (twenty-one years ago)

horrible is damning but bitter can be used to one's advantage

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 03:54 (twenty-one years ago)

no cos you are a tiresome old bore.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 03:54 (twenty-one years ago)

It's okay jess, we know what a strain it is having to be such an asshole.

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 03:55 (twenty-one years ago)

You know jess, I'm not the girlfriend that dumped you; I didn't shit in your cheerios; I didn't pick you last for basketball when we were in junior high; I wasn't the one who laughed at you when the jocks tripped you in the hall and made you drop your shit all over the floor or pantsed you during marching band practice; I'm not the one who fired you from your first job; I didn't run over your pet, nor did I crash into your car and not leave you a note. Whatever the cause of all your fucking nastiness is, I DIDN'T DO IT.

For the fucking love of christ, just leave me out of it, okay? Go live your miserable little life if that's what you need to do, but back the fuck off me.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 03:55 (twenty-one years ago)

BTW michael daddino OTM, though secret crushes are pretty cute.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 03:56 (twenty-one years ago)

seriously I find all of this sad and pathetic.

i kinda agree.

― Annouschka (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 03:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, at no point did I say 'JESS, isn't it a lot of work...' Why own up to something you haven't been accused of? And more to the point, go fuck yourself.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 03:57 (twenty-one years ago)

luna, you're the one who addressed me first.

until then i hadn't had the need to direct anything towards anyone.

just for those keeping score.

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 03:57 (twenty-one years ago)

oh that is such bullshit.

if you and the rest of your braintrust feel the need to attend to the plank in my eye, try cleaning your own nails first and examine your multiple responses to a one line post.

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 03:59 (twenty-one years ago)

*yawn*

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 03:59 (twenty-one years ago)

like that.

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 04:00 (twenty-one years ago)

no it's not bullshit, don't try to put words into my mouth. it was a general post to EVERYONE who was bitching because I sorta think it's sweet. had I wanted to single you out, you can bet your ass I would have.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 04:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuck...my big new ILX crush is requitedly crushing on another ILXor.

Moderator please delete the human race.

― Anne E. (Miss), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 04:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll code that button next week don't worry < /teamster>

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 04:13 (twenty-one years ago)

when the bodies start disappearing we know who to go after

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 04:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Then again, you don't need me being a bitch to you either. I'm sorry.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 04:20 (twenty-one years ago)

i want to know who "l'anonyme" is!!

reveal thyself!! (haha i almost wrote 'reveal the elf')

― geeta (geeta), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 04:46 (twenty-one years ago)

thankyou falletinme reveal mice elf again

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 04:49 (twenty-one years ago)

doo doo doo doo doo doo doo kicker of elves

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 04:49 (twenty-one years ago)

(multiple x-post, sorta)

I don't like the 'secret' in 'secret crushes.' I figure most people, when they find out they're the object of an anonymous expression of desire, will feel at least a twinge of paranoia: who the HELL is this person and can I trust them or are they some weird sicko stalker?

Crushes are sad and pathetic only if the person with them are only capable of crushes -- if the only romantic situations they ever feel safe in are those where they never actually have to approach/love/touch/have sex with the crush-object. Crushes in that case are just romantic voyeurism.

Crushes are cute -- when they are cute -- because they're so immature and childish. Adults are, uh, "supposed to" fall in love with people with whom they can have 'productive' relationships, and they're "supposed to" have enough emotional maturity and strength to act upon their desires rather than just leaving them all unrequited-like.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 04:52 (twenty-one years ago)

HI I AM THE AMAZING RANDY YOU WOULD WISH TO KNOW MY CRUSHES?

― AMAZING RANDY, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 04:57 (twenty-one years ago)

yes! yes, we would, Randy.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 04:58 (twenty-one years ago)

HAMTARO! HAMTARO! HAMTARO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Ann Sterzinger (Ann Sterzinger), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 04:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Screen grab! Screen grab!

I want to memorialize the very first time I've ever been a crush object!! Screen grab!

Oh yeah, and for a long while I crushed on that Telecom guy too, but hey, now I'm choosing to appreciate aesthetics and appreciate the fact he's found happiness with someone I can and do approve of. :) Take care of him, girl.

And Michael, you hate fun. ;)

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 04:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Hating fun is the new fun. ;-)

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 05:00 (twenty-one years ago)

The vocoder in the intro to Hamtaro!

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 05:03 (twenty-one years ago)

FARRA FAWCETT AND ROSE FROM GOLDEN GIRLS

― AMAZING RANDY, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 05:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Hating fun is the new fun. ;-)

Sure, Mr. Crushing Reality Person. *grins*

*wonders who on Earth captain obvious is*

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 05:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Ann Sterzinger is on fucking point

― rob geary (rgeary), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 05:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Daddino OTM.

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 05:19 (twenty-one years ago)

they're "supposed to" have enough emotional maturity and strength to act upon their desires rather than just leaving them all unrequited-like.

Okay, but what then do you do with those desires when the object doesn't show any interest in your advances?

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 05:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I just get a guinea pig instead.

― Ann Sterzinger (Ann Sterzinger), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 05:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Was it in your building's trading post of free stuff? Thank god you have gay men in your building.

― Carey (Carey), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 05:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Bad idea for me...I recently killed a houseplant; I don't think I could be trusted with a pet.

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 05:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, Carey, you've got your rodent-related urban legends all bass-ackwards... tch... guinea pigs come out of NUNS, silly.

― Ann Sterzinger (Ann Sterzinger), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 05:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Besides, if I got a guinea pig every time a man I fancied didn't return my feelings, my neighbors would think I was trying to open a pet store.
:^{

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 05:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I have a crush on the Amazing Randy. But not as much as b4.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 05:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Okay, but what then do you do with those desires when the object doesn't show any interest in your advances?

It's just a crush. It's no big deal. Crush != Let's get a joint checking account.

Maybe it's part of my big gay life, but I'm totally used to the idea that my crushes won't be mutual. And you know, it's OK. Honestly, crushes don't even imply "I want to sex you up." It just means getting an extra thrill that goes beyond mere friendship or enjoyment.

On the other hand, I'm not going to list the people I'm crushing on, because I'm worried some of them might take it wrong, and I'm worried that people who I'm not crushing on will also be upset. So. People should assume I have a mild crush that I'm not interested in making more serious, if that would make them happier.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 07:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd be totally flattered if an anon person posted they were crushing on me, partly coz it would give me those "oh my could it be MY secret ilx crush" flutters!

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 07:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Anyone who wishes to crush on me is of course welcome. Just know - I'm forever out of your grasp.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 07:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought that was going to read "I'm forever your girl."

― hstencil, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 07:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I throw my mantronic crush in your direction, adam.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 07:45 (twenty-one years ago)

s clover otm

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 07:47 (twenty-one years ago)

although to be honest I would hafta hafta gotta gotta know

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 07:47 (twenty-one years ago)

this is in a purely hypothetic universe where people crush on me

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 07:48 (twenty-one years ago)

aside from this universe in which only Momus crushes on you.

― hstencil, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 07:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Blount is totally stealing Momus away from J0hn. J0hn is probably crying into his pillow, listening to Billie Holiday sing "I Must Have That Man" on repeat.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 07:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Blount just wants some of that Republican luhv.

― bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 07:52 (twenty-one years ago)

but Chris, Momus was the man of my dreams, in my dream last night.

― hstencil, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 07:53 (twenty-one years ago)

was robert englund there also?

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 07:55 (twenty-one years ago)

hahahaha, no but most of the Eagles were (sans Joe Walsh).

― hstencil, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 07:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Hating fun is the new fun. ;-)

I was waiting for someone to say that! OK, I'm off to go start ILM threads about how Britney sucks and how indie rock is morally superior!! WHO'S WITH ME?

― Dave M. (rotten03), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 07:59 (twenty-one years ago)

gerard cosloy maybe!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 07:59 (twenty-one years ago)

as if he gives a fuck about morals. Obviously you've never worked for him!

― hstencil, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 08:01 (twenty-one years ago)

shhh - he's on the dizzee rascal thread!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 08:02 (twenty-one years ago)

hahaha, he'd know I was kidding. I hope.

― hstencil, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 08:04 (twenty-one years ago)

geez, chug must be having a slow month.

― Dave M. (rotten03), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 08:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Momus is wanking over this thread as we type.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 08:08 (twenty-one years ago)

man, I just looked on that thread to see his post and he's otm as usual.

― hstencil, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 08:08 (twenty-one years ago)

GC that is.

― hstencil, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 08:08 (twenty-one years ago)

stence in almost saying 'Momus OTM' worlds collide shockah

― Dave M. (rotten03), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 08:12 (twenty-one years ago)

did you ever see that thing between him and some nme writer about superchunk a couple of years back?

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 08:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Momus was otm in my dream last night um at least what he said.

Yeah James GC tore the guy a new one, it was hilarious.

― hstencil, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 08:13 (twenty-one years ago)

also Nick Cain can eat it too, ha!

― hstencil, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 08:14 (twenty-one years ago)

On This Meat

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 08:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I love crush threads. Why do you all have to get so mean? Sigh.

I don't even take ILE crushes seriously any more. They're just happy little things that make me smile when I see certain people post. I'm not saying who they are, cause some of them are so obvious it's ridiculous, and some of them are on people who would be totally horrified to find out that I crush on them! So no.

(However, logging off and posting anonymously isn't creepy, unless you're not on anyone's list. If you are on someone's list, it's nice and life-affirming and gooey.)

― kate (kate), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 08:51 (twenty-one years ago)

F: Teeny, Geeta, Carey, Emilymv, Sam
M: Leee, Cozen, s1utsky, Eisbar, Adaml

― oh yeah, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 09:00 (twenty-one years ago)

*sticks fingers up*

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 09:26 (twenty-one years ago)

that other thread has been deleted. we decided that maybe it wasn't the best idea.

― Annouschka (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 09:30 (twenty-one years ago)

that other thread has been deleted. we decided that maybe it wasn't the best idea.

Even worse than that BRMC/ZZ Top thread of mine.

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 09:32 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, thanks a lot.

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 09:32 (twenty-one years ago)

you guys are totally like siegfried & roy! making horrible threads appear then disappear again! wow!

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 09:33 (twenty-one years ago)

What thread got deleted?

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 09:36 (twenty-one years ago)

i have more ilx crushes than dan perry has perverted comments. however, after perusing the ilx crushes v. real world thread, i gotta say that cinniblount is now the frontrunner.

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 09:36 (twenty-one years ago)

btw, that was the one that was deleted.

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 09:37 (twenty-one years ago)

WHY?

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 09:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I missed it all; what happened (briefly and without swearing or murders)?

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 09:38 (twenty-one years ago)

they decided that maybe it wasn't the best idea....

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 09:39 (twenty-one years ago)

why? because you guys were right, this shouldn't be an on-board matter.

― Annouschka (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 09:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I missed it all; what happened (briefly and without swearing or murders)?

Eh, I just got irritated by some things here. Nothing to see. Move along.

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 09:40 (twenty-one years ago)

it seemed a bit like several people were taking things personally, and getting offended by things others said, presuming intentions that may or may not have been meant. since i am not sure of the politics involved, that is all i am gonna say.

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 09:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Sigh. A bit like closing the barn door after the horse is gone. I'm not sure that deleting the thread was the best idea either. Once you've raise a genie, it's very hard to unraise it. However, I do hope that you manage to address the issue.

― kate (kate), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 09:42 (twenty-one years ago)

A bit like closing the barn door after the horse is gone. I'm not sure that deleting the thread was the best idea either.

Probably not, but what are you going to do? Our own problems aren't worth another thread (and requisite follow-up meta-thread) of angst and complaints.

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 09:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Fair enough.

― kate (kate), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 09:51 (twenty-one years ago)

HI DERE

― Amazing Randy (Amazing Randy), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 10:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Probably not, but what are you going to do?

"Not delete the thread" is the standard ILX answer here.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 10:37 (twenty-one years ago)

We are not amused. More crushes, or I'll have all your heads!

― Her Royal Highness Queen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 10:38 (twenty-one years ago)

sean connery

― - - -, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 10:40 (twenty-one years ago)

He's on my - I mean OUR - secret service, you know. ;-)

― Her Royal Highness Queen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 10:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I like lots of ILX folk. I might well be sweet on one of the guys, but it's not really a crush. I don't have the time/energy for that. Crushes make life too complicated, anyway.

― C J (C J), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 10:42 (twenty-one years ago)

all platonic (well nearly)

dave q
lara
kate
Matt DC
jess
ally
Mark C

― dhochowuheou, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 10:42 (twenty-one years ago)

i know you fancy me i fancy you

― Meshell Ndegeocello (blueski), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 10:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Mark C! He'll be chuffed.

― Mandee (Jerrynipper), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 10:58 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, mark C, def.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 10:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:zocti9TCzNkC:sprott.physics.wisc.edu/images/ The Amazing Randy.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:06 (twenty-one years ago)

HAY DERE NICK

― Amazing Randy (Amazing Randy), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:08 (twenty-one years ago)

*takes aim*

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Bugger, I forgot to logout.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:09 (twenty-one years ago)

jess

― secret lover, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:13 (twenty-one years ago)

LIAR

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 12:44 (twenty-one years ago)

That's two, jess. Which one are you going to marry?

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 12:54 (twenty-one years ago)

It says in the FAQ that you have to crush on Jess, I don't know when or why ILX departed from that.

I am keeping my crushes secret. I'm not sure whether it's more lame to be secretive about a crush on someone you'll never meet, or to post it in the hope that something might happen.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 13:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm delighted to have been named here! Thanks, Michael!

I've listed a load of people I've crushed on before, and I haven't gone off any of them, and I've added some more - this board is packed with wonderful people. But as I've said elsewhere, there is a clear, strong frontrunner now, and she knows all about it, and I'm not going to name her here.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 13:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Nick S, Andrew NF, Bill K, Chris P.

― Irrelevant, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 13:55 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm sorry, my heart belongs to the sea.

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 13:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Di S, Luna C, Sam DDG, Anna F.

― Doesn't matter, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 13:59 (twenty-one years ago)

kate, teeny, jbr

― Edwin Nonimoss, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm guessing "Doesn't matter" is Mark C? If I guess right you have to cop up, dems da rules.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:02 (twenty-one years ago)

TOMBOT, RJG, and geeta

― no one important, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:21 (twenty-one years ago)

orbit?

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't bring chewing gum into this.

― Sarah (starry), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:29 (twenty-one years ago)

RJG reminded me, Carey is also fine.

― no one again, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:31 (twenty-one years ago)

G-Dog, N-zez, B-wuxx

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm delighted to have been named here! Thanks, Michael!

Well, I hope it's not some secret, Martin -- I have said you have a most beautiful head!

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh and of course A-war

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:36 (twenty-one years ago)

lame thread, and not just cause i don't crush on anyone here or vice versa

i talked to ally yesterday in chat, my old pseudo-crush, and that satiated me, and she's a taken womyn, besides. and that whole crush thing was so 90s anyway, ha. i guess the next closest pseudo-crush would be luna, but i don't want to call it that, since i know i'm going to run into her in the underwear department at the beverly center's macy's one of these days, and then i would regret this and wish i was not born. matt dc is hott, though, must add that.

― Vic (Vic), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I was just thinking yesterday how nice it was that we hadn't had a "popularity" thread in a while. Oh well.

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Shut up, dork!

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:43 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, NA is spot on, they always make me feel bad about my cyber self. now i think i should go shoot myself for writing that last sentence which was the L.O.A.T. (lamest of all time).

― Vic (Vic), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Vic & Nick are OTM.

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:45 (twenty-one years ago)

NA, if it makes you feel better, I'd have a crush on you if you didn't already have an awesome girlfriend and I wasn't in love with my boyfriend.

(but I kind of agree with you, apparently we didn't learn our lesson from yesterday's crush thread horrorshow?)

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:46 (twenty-one years ago)

oh that was a totally unrelated horrorshow

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:47 (twenty-one years ago)

i quite like myself

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:47 (twenty-one years ago)

like so so def, ilx contains multitudes

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:47 (twenty-one years ago)

jess can i start a "this is where we argue with jess" thread?

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not arguing with the horrorshow, I'm just saying it's shocking that people would start a similarly themed thread so soon...never mind, this isn't really shocking at all. Everyone go ignore me.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:49 (twenty-one years ago)

no, fuck off steltwat

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm very confused as to why people who don't like the idea of naming crushes conitinue to read this thread. Isn't it only a popularity contest if people actually read it and know the results?

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:49 (twenty-one years ago)

he will lock it dave.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)

damn, oops xpost

anyway, ";-)"

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)

ok, you cunt...

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)

No, I actually feel like I'm reasonably well-liked on ILX, or at least not hated, but I feel bad for the people with lower self-esteem who take these things seriously, and I also remember a rash of popularity threads when I was a newbie that did little to make me want to stay on ILX.

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)

oops- I am confused at yr confusion.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)

:)

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)

anyone with self-esteem so low that they take this seriously needs outside help

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I will crush on myself! hmph!

http://www.judiebomberger.com/images/pinkpanther/PP1.jpg

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:53 (twenty-one years ago)

see, why are you even here julio? I thought you only hang around for the music and film threads and last I checked there isn't a movie or band called "logout, name your crush" or something similar.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:53 (twenty-one years ago)

lets face the facts people, ILX is so crap lately that people are cashing in chips by asking who fancies who in order to put a nail in the coffin

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:53 (twenty-one years ago)

oops- bcz I wanna crush you to a pulp.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:55 (twenty-one years ago)

did I see someone mention "Mann of my dreams" upthread?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:55 (twenty-one years ago)

ILE is the best it's been in ages. You are smoking crack.

― Her Royal Highness Queen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:55 (twenty-one years ago)

fair enough

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:55 (twenty-one years ago)

that's a whole other thread julio!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Whatever.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:57 (twenty-one years ago)

MOTHER OF FUCK I'M GOING TO START A THREAD CALLED LIST ALL THE PEOPLE YOU HATE AND WE CAN JUST TAKE THAT THERE??? Because quite frankly I am ready to tear out my own fingernails trying to prevent myself from going the fuck off on you right now, oops. Why don't YOU try contributing something besides insults and half-assed degrading come ons to ILX before you start bitching at Jess/NA/Vic/Julio/etc?

Also I have a crush on RJG's hair.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:58 (twenty-one years ago)

don't bust a nut there, junior.

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:59 (twenty-one years ago)

you're not the only one who has that crush ally.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I have no intentions of busting a nut on RJG's hair.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:00 (twenty-one years ago)

you'll bust something if you're not careful.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:02 (twenty-one years ago)

123 HEY YA HEY YA HEY FELAS WAHTS COOLER THAN CIE COLD ALRIGHT ALGIRHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT HEY YA HEY YA MY BABY DONT MESS WITH ME BECASE SHE KNOWS IT IS REALLY SURE WALK OUT OF DOOR DON'T TRY AND FIGHT FEELINGS THANK GOD FOR MUM AND DAD HEY YA HEY YA HEY YA YOU THINK YOU HAVE IT THERE IS NOTHING AT ALL YOU GET TOGETHER IT IS BETTER WHEN FEELING INVOLVED YOU SAY THAT NOTHING OS FOREVER WHY OH WHY ARE WE IN DENIAL HEY YA HEY YA DONT WANT TO MEET YOU JUST GET IN MY CADDY HEY YA HEY YA IM JUST BEING HONEST HEY YA ALRIGHT FELLAS THAT IS FOR THE NICK SOTHAL

― Amazing Randy (Amazing Randy), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Well THANKS for killing the whole debate, only a lunatic could argue w/that

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Randy, your story has become tiresome.

― Dieter (Nicole), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I have heard it said the RJG's hair can withstand quite a lot of crushing.

― Madchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:06 (twenty-one years ago)

VERY CLEVER

― Amazing Randy (Amazing Randy), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:06 (twenty-one years ago)

No shit

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:08 (twenty-one years ago)

YUO PROBLY THINBK YOU ARE BEATING ME I BET

― Amazing Randy (Amazing Randy), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:09 (twenty-one years ago)

GET ONE LIFE

― Amazing Randy (Amazing Randy), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:09 (twenty-one years ago)

dude, shut the fuck up!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Am I the only person who likes Amazing Randy then?

― Sarah (starry), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:10 (twenty-one years ago)

No, I like him too.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I adore him!

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:11 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah me too.

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I HOPE YUO NO THAT A DUDE IS A PREGNAT CAMEL

― Amazing Randy (Amazing Randy), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:11 (twenty-one years ago)

well if it's appropriate, it's appropriate!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Amazing Randy says more in his posts than most entire threads

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:12 (twenty-one years ago)

"GET ONE LIFE" is the best ile comeback in ages

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Amazing Randy is truly amazing

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:12 (twenty-one years ago)

it's like something an eastern european wrestler would say

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:13 (twenty-one years ago)

It's like 8 Mile in here.

not really.

― Carey (Carey), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:13 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.cybartender.it/images/ICE%20CRUSHER%202002%20blu.JPG

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:14 (twenty-one years ago)

hooray!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:15 (twenty-one years ago)

that model doesn't exactly scream '2002'

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:15 (twenty-one years ago)

why should it?

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Why don't YOU try contributing something besides insults and half-assed degrading come ons to ILX before you start bitching at Jess/NA/Vic/Julio/etc?

*thinks about it* Nah.
FYI I was only bitching at and insulting jess. And where are these degrading come ons? If you're referring to anything I've said to Luna, joke's on you.
Please don't hold back Ally. I could really give two shits if you "go the fuck off on me".

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I preferred Connor Smedley.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:19 (twenty-one years ago)

But what has this got to do with Dizzee Rascal?

― Confused Person, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:21 (twenty-one years ago)

FYI I was only bitching at and insulting jess.

As per usual.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:22 (twenty-one years ago)

"poor jess"

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:23 (twenty-one years ago)

...

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:24 (twenty-one years ago)

No, not "poor jess", but isn't it about time you changed the record?

― Nicolars (Nicole), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)

He was only bitching at jess while replying to Julio, Nick, Vic...? Honestly oops, the joke is really on you. And also on Luna since like a good 90% of the people who seem to hate her around here seem to hate her almost entirely because of her interactions with you.

but it's ok, those people are all meany meanheads anyway...

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I NO IT TO HES JUST A RACAL HES JUST A RASCAL HE IS A RASCAL HE IS A RASCAL

― Amazing Randy (Amazing Randy), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)

EVERYONE IS VERY HOSPILE I FELL SORRY FOR THEM

― Amazing Randy (Amazing Randy), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:27 (twenty-one years ago)

"HOSPILE" puts a really gross image in my head.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:28 (twenty-one years ago)

HOSTYLE*

― Amazing Randy (Amazing Randy), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)

this thread needs some Carpenters.
http://www.wfu.edu/~tartekb/carpenters.jpg

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)

the first thing worthy of actual discussion for a long time.

crosspost.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuck the hataz.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:31 (twenty-one years ago)

NATUTR NOS IT I WANT YOU NOT UNLESS YUO WANT ME TO JUST SPRAY,SPRAY FOR ME CANT WAIT TO GET IT HOMW

― Amazing Randy (Amazing Randy), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I Love Everything (Except For You)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:31 (twenty-one years ago)

who hates luna? name names

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

HOSTYLE:

http://connexus.net.au/~mikuto/stamps/hos.jpg

xpost: in yr case that's basically everyone, right oops?

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.uhype.com/djs_hostyle.gif

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:33 (twenty-one years ago)

who hates luna? name names

http://www3.telus.net/eddyelmer/Photos/muppets.jpg

― amnesiac??, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:33 (twenty-one years ago)

pretty much, yeah. what, am i supposed to feel bad that some snobbish lameazoids on the internet don't like me?

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuck the hataz.

If that's what it takes to get laid around here...

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:34 (twenty-one years ago)

oops!!!!!!!!!

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)

It's Act A Dick Day on ILE (aka "Wednesday")!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)

"lameazoids"

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I had those once.

― Sarah (starry), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:37 (twenty-one years ago)

i feel like i'm living through the last 20 minutes of 2001

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

no, wait, the first 20

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I feel like I am stuck in 2010, which is even sadder. At least I get to be Bob Balaban.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

shut up you snobbish lameazoid.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

i want to be martin balsam

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuck you, you hata!

― Nicolars (Nicole), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

what, am i supposed to feel bad that some snobbish lameazoids on the internet don't like me?

"some"

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I have a crush on RJG's hair.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)

how can it be all snobbish lameazoids? the whole internet doesn't know of me.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

everyone doesn't hate oops I think

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:44 (twenty-one years ago)

god even at it's worst ilx hasn't been this bad

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:45 (twenty-one years ago)

"oops, i didn't know i couldn't talk about lameazoids"

― Vic (Vic), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:47 (twenty-one years ago)

agreed.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:47 (twenty-one years ago)

like, on old meta rows people, myself included, could find it in themselves to seem as though they cared!

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Vic I kiss you.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:48 (twenty-one years ago)

blount the iron rule is ILE= shit, ILM= great.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

That's the iron monkey, not the iron rule.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:51 (twenty-one years ago)

oops I am a ''lameazoid''.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:53 (twenty-one years ago)

have a colon.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:53 (twenty-one years ago)

that's not even the brass monkey

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I suddenly realized that it's actually 1997 and this is alt.music.alternative.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan OTM.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:55 (twenty-one years ago)

you all are weird i'm having like the best time on ile ever, probably because i never get to see people fighting with each other in real life that much anymore :( god, i (somewhat) miss my dysfunctional-pathological family

― Vic (Vic), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I loved alt.music.alternative in 1997! It was around the time that spam took over (1999?) that it started becoming painful.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I put it to you that certain miserable elements were well in place by 1997 and quite possibly named G*****a B*b among other things.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm imagining an oops gondola.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Look what has happened to me!

― Persi (Nicole), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:57 (twenty-one years ago)

ARGH

You have filthified my soul.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Geeta's last name is Bob?

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:58 (twenty-one years ago)

gondola was still relatively sane in 1997, iirc

― Ricardo (RickyT), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Full name Geeta Billy Bob, the new stereotype of a proud generation.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:58 (twenty-one years ago)

gondola was still relatively sane in 1997, iirc

Ah, Ricardo my dear man, you didn't have to work at the same radio station he was at.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:59 (twenty-one years ago)

OTM OTM OTM OTM OTM OTM OTM OTM OTM OH MY GOD. millions of xposts, re: nicole's gondola post.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Nicole is wise, good and glorious. :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm being dead serious. That is the most accurate comparison anyone's ever made in the history of mankind.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Nicole really is OTM because I think I'm having the same reaction now as I did then; muted indifference. It's really fascinating, being the "insider" who never knows what the fuck is going on.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:01 (twenty-one years ago)

No, I'm a total bitch now.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I just am waiting to be named as one of the least favorite posters.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, to the evil people that deserve it, sure.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:02 (twenty-one years ago)

http://home.ripway.com/2003-7/13884/carpenters.jpg

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude, I think the exact reason I'm not having muted indifference is because of the GB thing: that man spent like 2 years of his life calling me "woman" and harrassing me every single day about what underwear I was wearing. The hairs on my neck raise, d'ya know what I mean?

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:03 (twenty-one years ago)

MY HEART IS FULL OF SPRING

Chris V and Nicole are the two supergeniuses.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:03 (twenty-one years ago)

internet in still containing the same creepy sexual inadequates it contained six years ago shocker??

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Chris V I am going to beat the crap out of you when I come to boston WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahhahahahaha

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:04 (twenty-one years ago)

He sent me his hatemail the same day Harry Knowles did. I always liked the coincidence.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:04 (twenty-one years ago)

But that's the thing! I never knew that was going on until like maybe two years ago! So I fully expect at some point in 2006 to discover that some ILE regular was mailing rodent heads filled with sperm to you and Luna and everyone knew about it except for me.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan if you (or I or whoever else) weren't feeling indifference it wouldn't be as far gone as it is?

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan, that's Ned who is doing that, duh.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:05 (twenty-one years ago)

thats a happy ally-zay and tombot in funland.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:05 (twenty-one years ago)

GET IT CRUNK POEPLE

― Amazing Randy (Amazing Randy), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:05 (twenty-one years ago)

That picture of Tom and Ally is going to give me nightmares.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan, that's Ned who is doing that, duh.

D'oh!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Tom should get that haircut now that he's out of the air force.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahaha! Tom in a pageboy cut in real life, oh lovely.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow, I had completely managed to forget about GB. I wonder what he's up to? Still harassing people apparently.

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Complaint: Gondola Bob - #1 troll of the rec.music world

HAHAHAHA! They didn't even need the rec.music part.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I kind of miss Heather the Garbage fan :(

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

if tom gets that haircut, he's my new man crush.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

ts: Traino vs. Gondola Bob?

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

answer: nuclear bombs

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't think I ever encountered Traino! See, I'm the clueless one.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:13 (twenty-one years ago)

You never visited the Spice Girls group (neither did I). But I read a few forwards...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:14 (twenty-one years ago)

luna, carey, julia a, lara, anna f, amazing randy

― playing by the rules, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I have a crush on jess...he's delicious!

― Idi Amin (Nick A.), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Traino and Gondola Bob in action

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)

You never visited the Spice Girls group (neither did I). But I read a few forwards...

And see, you got forwarded these messages and I didn't. DO YOU SEE MY FUNCTION IN THE GROUP NOW? I'm the control poster with shit jokes.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I love you, Dan, fret not. Observe Elvis's links and share the wonder. (Traino also had the web page going at one time...)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Traino=that dude who dresses up like Peter Pan all the time as a "lifestyle choice"

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:21 (twenty-one years ago)

haha

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:21 (twenty-one years ago)

i dont even know this guy but the other guy is funny

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:22 (twenty-one years ago)

so is rjg

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Archel! Pinkpanther! CJ! Sarahs a go-go!

― Back to the topic! At once!, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:22 (twenty-one years ago)

And see, you got forwarded these messages and I didn't.

Nobody ever did with me, either. I always have remained hated and ignored.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Er? But Nicole, I thought you were the one sharing those messages with me in the first place! You and Ally, I thought.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Gee thanks for the sympathy crush! ;-)

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:23 (twenty-one years ago)

martin skidmore, tom ewing, chris piuma (who needs to email me), mark sinker (double+rowr), tim hopkins, jerry the nipper (who needs to get back on AIM) kate st claire, lucy lurex are minor crushes.

the biggest one is the pinefox though, i have an unending minihearton for the pinefox.

― anthony easton (anthony), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Ned, I did send you that forward about how he thought he was going to go to hell for masturbating about the Spice Girls, right? And the one about how he sent the Spice Girls to hell also?

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:25 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread is worth it for "minihearton". I love you, Anthony.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:25 (twenty-one years ago)

He is a master of the language, is our Anthony. :-)

Ally -- yes, I remember forwards discussing that very material! Poor bastard.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I DID NOT RIGHT THE GOLDEN GIRLS IT WAS NTO ME

― Amazing Randy (Amazing Randy), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:28 (twenty-one years ago)

*snort*

Man, and I thought us Duran/John fans were the only lucky duckies who got a Ramona. "Who's Ramona?", you might ask. I plead of you to live in pure blissful ignorance, for this particular soap opera lasted a few years.

Oh yeah, and I've changed my mind about Captain Obvious. Thanks for the sympathy mention. I know what you were thinking -- "Oh, poor girl, never been thought of in 'that' way before. Let me make sure to just write a list of everyone I *really* have a crush on in my post in this thread and then put her down as a casual last mention so she'll feel like she's wrong in her original estimations." I know you were just trying to be nice (and in Pinkpanther's words, attempting a "sympathy crush"). Thanks for the sentiments behind it, though. :)

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Has it occured to you that you might not 'know' shit?

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I know about Alan Alda and the ways of love

― Mike Farrell (James Blount), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:34 (twenty-one years ago)

andrew farrell's love is hard and fast and for you, dee.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:34 (twenty-one years ago)

heh. fortunately, rec.arts.tv.mst3k didn't have the same trolls when I was on there from '94->'96 or so.

at least, not until later...

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:36 (twenty-one years ago)

No, but you had me. AND THAT WAS PUNISHMENT ENOUGH.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:36 (twenty-one years ago)

the ironing is dead

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I feel like starting about five million crush threads now.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:39 (twenty-one years ago)

http://eib2.phpwebhosting.com/modules/Gallery/albums/album16/ironmike.jpg

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:39 (twenty-one years ago)

x-post

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha I do sound a little Hollywood above. No, I don't speak for Dee's crusher, I'm just pointing out that Dee doesn't either.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:39 (twenty-one years ago)

do it!

x-x-post

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha the ironing is EXTREME!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:40 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.beatbooks.com/beatbooks/images/items/02082.jpg

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:41 (twenty-one years ago)

"Been there. Ironed that."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:41 (twenty-one years ago)

x-post again

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:41 (twenty-one years ago)

*pounds can after can of Surge*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Dee don't be so down on yourself, just smile and don't think about it too deeply. There is no reason on earth why someone wouldn't have an internet crush on you, since you're sweet, funny and thoughtful with a hella cute smile.


(I am not contributing to this thread as I have an Ilx-boyfriend, unless I can have Alan Alda in his M*A*S*H* years)

― Anna (Anna), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:zocti9TCzNkC:sprott.physics.wisc.edu/images/ Dan Perry.

Plus I've just been in a meeting for about three hours and I come back and find 230 new posts. JESUS!

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Remember when 100 posts was a thread of staggering proportions.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:47 (twenty-one years ago)

the ironing is dead

Eh, who needs pressed laundry anyway? Long live comfort wear cotton!

Has it occured to you that you might not 'know' shit?

Maybe, maybe not. Maybe it's just insecurity talking, a true and honest disbelief that anyone could actually, genuinely feel that way toward me. After all, in high school one sure-fire way the boys from the high school across the street from our high school would use to tease a male friend of theirs and attempt to humiliate us boyfriendless females was to suddenly proclaim to one of us that their male friend "liked" us, barely hiding the laughter. If one of us females actually believed that, we would end up being humiliated. Thankfully I never fell for that. But anyway, I know there was no malice meant in this situation, just kindness and sympathy. That is the difference that maturation must make.

andrew farrell's love is hard and fast and for you, dee.

I just *knew* this had to be an RJG post. You silly. Very. ;)

And Anna, I have a very hard time not thinking about things "too deeply". *laughs* But thank you ever so for the kind words.

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:47 (twenty-one years ago)

It is a bit overwhelming.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:47 (twenty-one years ago)

(x-post, sorry)

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:48 (twenty-one years ago)

masturbation doesn't make much of a difference, believe me.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:52 (twenty-one years ago)

so does RJG

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't stop staring at that ironing photo.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:53 (twenty-one years ago)

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/1843305550.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

http://eib2.phpwebhosting.com/modules/Gallery/albums/album20/1_74.jpg

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 17:04 (twenty-one years ago)

http://eib2.phpwebhosting.com/modules/Gallery/albums/album20/1_50.jpg

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 17:04 (twenty-one years ago)

we get the pictures.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 17:05 (twenty-one years ago)

http://eib2.phpwebhosting.com/modules/Gallery/albums/album20/1_137.jpg

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

But they are BEAUTIFUL pictures.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.scottcoky.net/cookbook_med.GIF

― Annouschka (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 17:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Why is it good when one person does it but obnoxious when a different person does it?

(I am not calling Chris's photos obnoxious FYI, I think these are funny, I am just curious)

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 17:11 (twenty-one years ago)

It isn't.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm asking Ned! Hush you misanthropic techno goth jerk.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 17:16 (twenty-one years ago)

ilx in tolerating people you like and attacking those you dont decided non-shocker

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 17:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey! I like the pictures, too! I also liked Dada's pictures! And so did Ned!

SHOUTING LAGER LAGER LAGER LAGER LAGER
SHOUTING LAGER LAGER LAGER LAGER LAGER
SHOUTING LAGER LAGER LAGER LAGER LAGER
MEGA MEGA NEGRO MEGA MEGA NEGRO

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 17:18 (twenty-one years ago)

the base jump/bungee/parachute one is classic.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 17:18 (twenty-one years ago)

But yeah, what Jess said, only substitute "humanity" for "ilx"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 17:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I have something really nasty to say and for the sake of the peacekeeping that's been held for several months I'm going to keep it to myself but hey:

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/katze/dj.jpg

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 17:21 (twenty-one years ago)

http://eib2.phpwebhosting.com/modules/Gallery/albums/album20/1_8.jpg

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 17:21 (twenty-one years ago)

So there isn't, like, a website that already has all these Extreme Ironing photos conveniently located all in one place? And we couldn't be linked to it? I mean they're great photos and all but... well, then again, I guess they're better than the bitter bitchery that takes up half this thread.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 17:24 (twenty-one years ago)

"I have something really nasty to say but i'm going to keep it to myself" is hardly keeping the peace, ally.

― Annouschka (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 17:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I guess they're better than the bitter bitchery that takes up half this thread.

Otway says, "Totally OTM!"

http://eib2.phpwebhosting.com/modules/Gallery/albums/album13/Otway1.jpg

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 17:27 (twenty-one years ago)

that's our ally

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 17:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not starting a fight here, I just want to point out how much I hate it when people say that.

― Annouschka (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 17:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I have something I really want to point out but i'm going to keep it to myself.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 17:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Note that I've been mysteriously silent on this thread.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 17:32 (twenty-one years ago)

No

― Sarah (starry), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 17:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Wait, that's just because I have absolutely nothing worthwhile to contribute.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 17:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh!! I've changed my mind! It's noted!

― Sarah (starry), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 17:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Except for your massive crush on me, right Jay?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 17:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, yeah, I thought that was understood ;)

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 17:38 (twenty-one years ago)

god guys! if my secret crush ever WAS gonna logout and post my name as a crushee and give me little butterflies of "forever and ever" romance dizziness (which i could use right about now) its sure not gonna happen the way this thread has ended up going!

you're RUINING my life!

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 17:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I had a crush on oops once that one time he said something about the Lost Boys. But our love is now lost.

― Mandee, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 17:49 (twenty-one years ago)

FUUUUCK! What did I say about the LBs?

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 17:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I think someone needs to hold Sterling very tightly and croon "Drive" in his ear.

― Mandee, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 17:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Something about the LBs dropping their rice down NA's sink.

― Mandee, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 17:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Keither Sutherland would do no such thing!

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 17:52 (twenty-one years ago)

What? How did I get involved in a Lost Boys discussion? I've never even seen all of the damn thing?

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 17:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't kid yourself, jel. He'd kill you and everyone you love if he had the chance.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 17:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, Kiefer would totally scarf down that rice.

― Mandee, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 17:54 (twenty-one years ago)

turns out it was gaz's sink

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 17:57 (twenty-one years ago)

well I am a permanent lurker, but I think yr cute Sterling! Admittedly I have never met you, and you don't know who I am. Hmmm.

My favourite poster is definitely Ronan because he's funny and cool and stuff but I don't have a crush on him because I've never met him, duh. I only fancy people once I've seen the whites of their eyes, however if I did meet him and he looks like the american boy who sold me a cup of tea this morning, then I'll start booking the church for sure. (not really don't hate me ronan. and everybody else, I'm kind of scared of everyone atm)

(multiple x-post)

― kathryn m (kathryn m), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 18:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh. Oops.

― Mandee, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 18:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Hello. All this hate and I didn't even get to stick my neck in?

Actually, this thread is basically people who are too tired and apathetic to hate. It's all been done before. What we need is some lovely, sweet-natured person who wouldn't hurt a fly to explode and tell us all what they *really* think.

Any volunteers?

― Mark C (Mark C), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 18:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I volunteer you, barry!

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 18:07 (twenty-one years ago)

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!! ARRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 18:09 (twenty-one years ago)

can't we all make like the bonobo chimps and move on?

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 18:10 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.bigshocker.com/artwork/realusers/bs.275.010.jpg

― Dada, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 18:21 (twenty-one years ago)

What the fuck is that? It isn't "I've put on a giant foam hand in the shape of the rock salute to celebrate how this date is going", it isn't "I've put on a giant foam hand in the shape of a gun so I can shoot myself in the head to bemoan how this date is going", what is it?

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 18:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Crush on this, biotch.
http://www.cybercandy.co.uk/acatalog/680.jpg http://www.cybercandy.co.uk/acatalog/680.jpg http://www.cybercandy.co.uk/acatalog/680.jpg http://www.cybercandy.co.uk/acatalog/680.jpg http://www.cybercandy.co.uk/acatalog/680.jpg http://www.cybercandy.co.uk/acatalog/680.jpg http://www.cybercandy.co.uk/acatalog/680.jpg http://www.cybercandy.co.uk/acatalog/680.jpg http://www.cybercandy.co.uk/acatalog/680.jpg http://www.cybercandy.co.uk/acatalog/680.jpg http://www.cybercandy.co.uk/acatalog/680.jpg

― Crush a lot, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 18:30 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.bigshocker.com/artwork/realusers/bs.275.005.jpg

― Dada, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 18:31 (twenty-one years ago)

"I am tired of people making fun of my enormous hand. The first of these incidences ocurred in..."

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

that a giant foam "shocker" actually

― dyson (dyson), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 18:33 (twenty-one years ago)

aren't they also known as "rocker shockers"? or does that differ by location?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 18:43 (twenty-one years ago)

ihttp://195.124.124.68:8080/imagepc/Wer+sind+Unsere+Besten/1066990002026_1066902853960_kohl_bild.jpg

― Herbstmute (Wintermute), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 18:49 (twenty-one years ago)

ws tht amateur!st?

― David. (Cozen), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I have a crush on Chuck Eddy. Did everyone see his picture on the NYC FAP thread? He's cute!!

― logged out n lovin' it, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 19:34 (twenty-one years ago)

i must admit that i have a wee cyberly crush on momus.

(scurryscampers away!)

― a sleepyshy speck o' sillysnow., Wednesday, 5 November 2003 23:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I wanna know who's crushing on me and can I eat them? (Figuratively [at first])

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 23:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I think Leee is crushworthy.

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 23:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Nick, what if your crush was a Reeses peanut butter cup?

― Nicolars (Nicole), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 23:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Then I would clearly puke my crush all over ILX.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 23:40 (twenty-one years ago)

No one has said me, therefore everyone secretly fancies me.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 6 November 2003 01:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Daddino, are you turned on by defensiveness and unkempt muttonchops?

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Thursday, 6 November 2003 01:55 (twenty-one years ago)

is that a dig at me?

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 6 November 2003 01:56 (twenty-one years ago)

so does RJG

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 6 November 2003 01:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm beginning to doubt RJG does.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 6 November 2003 01:59 (twenty-one years ago)

obviously my fine smile does nothing for anyone

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 6 November 2003 02:11 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm considering cutting and pasting it onto all photos of me

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 6 November 2003 02:14 (twenty-one years ago)

i should go as the joker next halloween

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 6 November 2003 02:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Daddino, are you turned on by defensiveness and unkempt muttonchops?
-- nate detritus (n***p*****550...), November 6th, 2003. (later) (link)


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

is that a dig at me?
-- RJG (r_gillander...), November 6th, 2003. (later) (link)


Fuck, I knew I should've mentioned "El-P obsession" or "awful awful teeth"

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Thursday, 6 November 2003 02:23 (twenty-one years ago)

(because, uh, i was talking about myself, and was mildly baffled by Daddino having me as some sort of secret crush)

(better I react that way instead of 'oh no, a dude finds me hot, now what? freak out time!')

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Thursday, 6 November 2003 02:24 (twenty-one years ago)

haha daddino is hot though nate! you could do a lot worse

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 6 November 2003 02:26 (twenty-one years ago)

the joke's on you, nate detritus: I won't have mutton chops.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 6 November 2003 02:30 (twenty-one years ago)

damn it, why is this whole "being recruited into gayness" thing not working? the 700 club told me it would! fucking liars.

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Thursday, 6 November 2003 02:32 (twenty-one years ago)

If I had a smidgen of gayness in me I'd be really disappointed Daddino didn't list me as a crush (and that he wasn't a smidgen of gayness in me).

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 6 November 2003 03:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Daddino, are you turned on by defensiveness and unkempt muttonchops?

Once in a while and OH YEAH, respectively.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 6 November 2003 03:13 (twenty-one years ago)

SIMON R!

― CAREY-TWO (phil-two), Thursday, 6 November 2003 03:32 (twenty-one years ago)

haha i have more than a smidgen and i am

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 6 November 2003 03:43 (twenty-one years ago)

disappointed that is

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 6 November 2003 03:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh Phil, you so don't want to go there.

― Carey (Carey), Thursday, 6 November 2003 03:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Did I mention Mase?

checking...

Hmm. I did.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 6 November 2003 04:08 (twenty-one years ago)

http://wheoum.com/alien/Carnival_Posters/carnivalposter04.gif

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Thursday, 6 November 2003 05:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I just realised that I got a sympathy crush mention miles upthread there :)

― C J (C J), Thursday, 6 November 2003 05:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Strongo, Bluffo, Miccio, Roboto

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 6 November 2003 05:58 (twenty-one years ago)

http://images.toronto.com/profile/17/9c/714066p1.jpg

― Skottie, Thursday, 6 November 2003 06:47 (twenty-one years ago)

i now have a throbbing crush on bea arthur. and of course skottie for bringing her to this thread.

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Thursday, 6 November 2003 07:09 (twenty-one years ago)

felicity, even though i only met her once. she's the cat's pajamas!

― not tellin, Thursday, 6 November 2003 07:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Emi1y!!!!

― Skottie, Thursday, 6 November 2003 07:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Enough bitchiness! Back to crushing!

I have, like, a couple of different kinds of ILX crushes!

I mean, first there's the "people I think are really great and I get excited when I see them posting" style crushes, and there are so many of them I can't even begin to list them, even though I'd really like to, and also, I'd be afraid that I'd leave someone out, which would suck.

And then there are the actual "wow, I think they're really beautiful, and you know, if I didn't have a boyfriend, well, I might actually be tempted to try something, and that would be BAD so I'm just going to content myself with looking and occasionally having nervous and giggly interchanges with them" type crushes, and I think it's better for everyone involved if I DON'T name and shame them.

― Citizen Kate (kate), Thursday, 6 November 2003 09:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not ashamed to say I love Mene

― Menelaus Darcy (Menelaus Darcy), Thursday, 6 November 2003 09:44 (twenty-one years ago)

with a thread like this who the hell needs valentines day?

― Menelaus Darcy (Menelaus Darcy), Thursday, 6 November 2003 09:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Every day is Valentine's Day on ILE!

― C J (C J), Thursday, 6 November 2003 10:19 (twenty-one years ago)

*swoon*

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 6 November 2003 10:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought every day was Halloween?

― Citizen Kate (kate), Thursday, 6 November 2003 10:22 (twenty-one years ago)

In Streatham, every night is Bonfire Night.

― Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 6 November 2003 10:31 (twenty-one years ago)

you all love me but you're all too scared to admit it

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 6 November 2003 11:17 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread would have been a lot better if people had non-anonymously posted that they had crushes, and people tried to guess who the crushees were!

― Citizen Kate (kate), Thursday, 6 November 2003 11:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I am an anonymous crusher above - who can guess my crushees?

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 6 November 2003 11:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Momus?

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 6 November 2003 11:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Surprisingly not.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 6 November 2003 11:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Dammit, I was trying to go back through and read, but the thread is too damned cumbersome with bitchiness. Sigh.

― Citizen Kate (kate), Thursday, 6 November 2003 11:33 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread would be a lot better if people didn't have crushes.

― Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 6 November 2003 11:33 (twenty-one years ago)

What would be the point of life without crushes? I'm so glad that my crush facility is actually back cause it went away for a while!

― Citizen Kate (kate), Thursday, 6 November 2003 11:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I've just come out of two years' worth of crushes. They nearly crushed me.

― Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 6 November 2003 11:36 (twenty-one years ago)

No offense or anything, but I don't think it was the crushes wot crushed you, Marcello.

― Citizen Kate (kate), Thursday, 6 November 2003 11:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe not but they didn't help. I even feel creepy about my celebrity crushes as detailed on whatever other thread they are detailed on.

― Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 6 November 2003 11:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I didn't list Marcello but should have, in a purely would-like-to-have-a-beer-with way.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 6 November 2003 11:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Surely that's not a crush though Nick.

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 6 November 2003 11:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Sure it is, it's an ILX Crush Type A, as in the platonic "get happy when they post, would like to have a drink with" type of crush. I mean, I've got that kind of crush on both Nick S and Pink, I hope neither of you are threatened!

― Citizen Kate (kate), Thursday, 6 November 2003 11:46 (twenty-one years ago)

admit you love me you bastards!!!!!

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 6 November 2003 11:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I have a Crush Type A on Jim, too. There! Are you happy? Don't everyone start clamouring because otherwise I'll be here all day trying to type everyone's names out!

― Citizen Kate (kate), Thursday, 6 November 2003 11:48 (twenty-one years ago)

kathryn you have made this thread alot better!

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 6 November 2003 11:48 (twenty-one years ago)

hurrah

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 6 November 2003 11:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Interestingly, Jess was one of mine. In a completely sado-masochistic way. I think we'd actually get in really well IRL.

Most of my crushes just involve wanting to have a beer with people.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 6 November 2003 11:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Not threatened at all! I have been misunderstanding the whole crush thing here then. Cos there are definitely ppl here that I think I would spend time getting to know (in the going out for a drink sense) & there are ppl that post & i really enjoy their posts but nothing more. I don't 'crush' on anybody here in the sense that I'd like to take it further in a romantic sense. There are ppl I could see myself being friends with though.

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 6 November 2003 11:55 (twenty-one years ago)

That's why I mean that there are two kinds of crushes! And also, I think why people get so upset when they are crushed on/not crushed on! Because Crush Type A is really a kind of measure of popularity and therefore hurtful if you never get named - like being the kid in the class who never gets any valentines.

Crush Type B is a little bit creepy, and hence, why I would never actually discuss Crush Type B on the boards any more. (Though I learned this lesson the hard way, through painful experience.)

― Citizen Kate (kate), Thursday, 6 November 2003 11:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I think yr pretty great, Jim, if that'll do.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 6 November 2003 12:02 (twenty-one years ago)

woo hoo!!

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 6 November 2003 12:03 (twenty-one years ago)

OK, so type A for me (the 'would like to share a cocktail drink & a chat with' type) are Kate, Ms McLusky, Smee, Archel, Mark C, Teeny & Nichole G. (there are more but these are the main ones)
Then there is the type that I enjoy chatting to on or off board that I cannot list as there are too many. (dee, luna, sam, stelfox, etc etc)
There are so many ppl on here that I never converse with either.
Then there are the ones who I never plan to converse with.
I do not fancy anyone on ilx, unless my boy is included.

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 6 November 2003 12:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Have i killed it, sorry!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 6 November 2003 12:31 (twenty-one years ago)

don't be.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Thursday, 6 November 2003 13:13 (twenty-one years ago)

There are more than two types of crushes here. My 'crush' on person A (who is someone I have met and talked to frequently) is different from my crush on person B (who I have met and talked to once) and person C (who I have never met but have seen pictures of, and talked to on AIM) and person D (who I have seen pics of but not talked to even on AIM) or person E (who I only know as words on ILX threads). There may be more than one person behind each of those letters (but note no Person X, as I don't have a crush on Momus). And that is besides the very different degrees of crushness, and the differences between fancying someone physically and liking their ILX-personality, much as those frequently (but not always) go together.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 6 November 2003 13:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Isn't the whole point of threads about crushes is that they are about "type B"? If we concentrate on chimera like "Crush Type A" then all we're doing is tarting up a "people I like on ILx"-type thread which (a) has been done millions of times before, always with the same predictable cast list, and (b) is boring as hell.

(nb: this is not to imply a liking on my part for threads about crushes. just saying that such threads can't work without the sexual element)

― Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 6 November 2003 13:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Since when does Person X *always* = Momus?

Humph.

(I thought of it more like "Brand X" in adverts.)

Oh, and X-post (not Person X Post) - of course crushes can be non-sexual! Like we've said a thousand times, a crush doesn't always have to specify sexual intent. You can have a crush on the idea of someone - cyberspace makes crushes on the idea of people even easier!

― Citizen Kate (kate), Thursday, 6 November 2003 13:38 (twenty-one years ago)

yes we should work at making this thread a truly magnificent document in crushology, since we're already so close.

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 6 November 2003 13:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I have what I would consider "crushes" on ILX boyz and I don't, to the best of my knowledge, actually fancy any of them.

(though there are two or three who really are *very* cute)

― Mark C (Mark C), Thursday, 6 November 2003 13:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Sometimes I think that crushes crush on the idea of "people."

― Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 6 November 2003 13:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Come on mark spill it!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 6 November 2003 13:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Marcello OTM.

Mark C means me, though.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 6 November 2003 13:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Well of course Nick!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 6 November 2003 13:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Of course, perhaps both my Potential Type B crushes are actually Type A crushes anyway. Because I don't *actually* desire to mate with them, it's more just a physical appreciation of "wow, you're really physically attractive" type thing.

― Citizen Kate (kate), Thursday, 6 November 2003 13:53 (twenty-one years ago)

So who are the Type B crushes?

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 6 November 2003 13:54 (twenty-one years ago)

It's not fair to single out the hott boys. They've all been called hott before, so I'm not denying them an ego massage.

― Mark C (Mark C), Thursday, 6 November 2003 13:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Kate means me, though.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 6 November 2003 13:54 (twenty-one years ago)

If you hate someone, is that a Type B negative crush?

(oh my sides)

― The Contraptinator (Mark C), Thursday, 6 November 2003 13:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Eveyone means you Nick, now leave it!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 6 November 2003 13:55 (twenty-one years ago)

There are no "hott" boys on ILx, the present poster included.

― Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 6 November 2003 13:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not saying who they are. (The Hott boys.) Not cause I'm embarrassed - well, maybe just a little - but more cause I want to save them the embarrassment or creepiness of them thinking that, like, I fancy them. Because I do think that they're hott, but I'm not actually willing to act on it.

So I suppose it's no different than giving any other kind of compliment, but I'm not so good at compliments, either! (Giving or receiving!)

I'm not getting into the negative crushes. There are some people on ILX that I disagree with SOOO MUCH that I actually get a kick out of poking them. (We'll call that Anti-Crush Type X) And there are some people that I hate so much that I just don't engage with them, AT. ALL. even if it means leaving a thread/argument that I was enjoying before.

― Citizen Kate (kate), Thursday, 6 November 2003 13:59 (twenty-one years ago)

There are not hott boys, but there are hottt boys. The failure to make the distinction between hott and hottt always irritates me.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Thursday, 6 November 2003 14:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Speak for yourself, Marcello; I am SMOKIN'.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 6 November 2003 14:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, I'm 'hottt' with three Ts.

Double x-post which makes this look crap now.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 6 November 2003 14:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Have a peanut butter cup, you will feel better.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Thursday, 6 November 2003 14:03 (twenty-one years ago)

*pukes*

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 6 November 2003 14:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I miss 3T.

― Sarah (starry), Thursday, 6 November 2003 14:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I am lukewarm with occasionally tendencies to veer towards tepid.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 6 November 2003 14:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Half-remembered dialogue from Cheers:
Diane: Sam, where is your smoking jacket?
Sam: Hey Diane, I'm smokin' in any jacket!

― Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 6 November 2003 14:04 (twenty-one years ago)

(Phew, got out of that one easily!)

― Citizen Kate (kate), Thursday, 6 November 2003 14:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I now have a crush on Marcello.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 6 November 2003 14:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Folks who's posts i fancy:

Ladies: Luna, Sam, Kate, Ally

Gents: Leee, Horace, Custos, Dan

― Not Telling, Thursday, 6 November 2003 14:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm REALLY rubbish at figuring at who these anonymous people are! And I'm dead nosey, so I really want to know! Sigh.

(I'm also wondering if there's some way to correlate, "If you crush Person A, you may also crush Person B" because I'm often seeing patterns here.)

― Citizen Kate (kate), Thursday, 6 November 2003 14:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I am surprised by the amount of bisexual ilxors.

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 6 November 2003 14:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Coz almost everyone who crushes me also crushes Ally. It must be the glasses, right? (or is it just a given that everyone on ILE crushes Ally?)

― Citizen Kate (kate), Thursday, 6 November 2003 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I think they just like saying "Kate and Ally".

― Nicolars (Nicole), Thursday, 6 November 2003 14:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I have never crushed Ally in my life, and have no intention of doing so.

― Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 6 November 2003 14:53 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.hollywoodmoments.com/eBayScans/2001/kateandalley1541.jpg

― Nicolars (Nicole), Thursday, 6 November 2003 14:56 (twenty-one years ago)

My cousin is called Ally. Kate and Ally jokes got old about two decades ago!

― Citizen Kate (kate), Thursday, 6 November 2003 14:57 (twenty-one years ago)

But that's the logical explanation for the duel Kate and Ally crushes!

― Nicolars (Nicole), Thursday, 6 November 2003 14:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Kate, you have glasses? HAWT!

And Ally probably deserves crushing for the whole "Wait, how would you actually DO that" thing with the stilettos from a coupla days ago.

and I dig me some Luna and some Sam.

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Thursday, 6 November 2003 14:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I wouldn't mind Theresa May crushing me with her Russell & Bromley stilettos.

― Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 6 November 2003 14:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I missed the stillettos thing... are you talking about shoes or knives? Cause I keep thinking about the Massacre of the Holy Innocents paintings in the Nigel Spivey book, and that ain't pleasant. :-(

Ha-ha, JDSalmon, you forgot to log out, so I have matched you to your crush list!

― Citizen Kate (kate), Thursday, 6 November 2003 15:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Marcello has just outdone the 'Reeces Pieces' thread for puke-induction.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 6 November 2003 15:02 (twenty-one years ago)

currently spoken for, but innocently crushing on Geeta, Slutsky, Rosemary, and Dave Q

― supercrusher 2000, Thursday, 6 November 2003 15:10 (twenty-one years ago)

what do you mean, "forgot"?

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Thursday, 6 November 2003 15:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, sorry - were you spelling it out for me? If I'm dumb, am I still crushable? ;-)

― Citizen Kate (kate), Thursday, 6 November 2003 15:13 (twenty-one years ago)

depends. are your glasses hawt?

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Thursday, 6 November 2003 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, I have blue-green/aqua Indie-Rock glasses that match my eyes on right now. Does that count as hawt?

― Citizen Kate (kate), Thursday, 6 November 2003 15:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I strongly resemble the glum Scottish character actor Ken Stott. In terms of "hawt"ness, that must qualify as a Siberian winter.

― Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 6 November 2003 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)

hmm. it may.

what does our panel of Judges say?

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Thursday, 6 November 2003 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)

people have crushes on custos?!

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 6 November 2003 15:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Kiss me, jess.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 6 November 2003 15:47 (twenty-one years ago)

no tongues.

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 6 November 2003 15:49 (twenty-one years ago)

seriously, i want to believe some of these crushes are "gags" or mock amazement or even real amazement but i can't shake the feeling they're not!!

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 6 November 2003 15:49 (twenty-one years ago)

p.s. nearly all of my crushes are people who hardly post anymore or at all.

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 6 November 2003 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

(this is merely coincidence, i think.)

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 6 November 2003 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Not even a hint of tongue?

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 6 November 2003 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

a flicker.

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 6 November 2003 15:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Apparently, I crush on a lot more people than the average person.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 6 November 2003 15:52 (twenty-one years ago)

And they are...?

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 6 November 2003 16:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Sarah means me, though.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 6 November 2003 16:01 (twenty-one years ago)

thank you pink - about time i got a mention here, was beginning to feel v unloved!

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Thursday, 6 November 2003 16:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah but what about those of us who HAVEN'T been crushed on at all I mean come on feel the noize of our broken hartz

― Logy With the Heat, Thursday, 6 November 2003 16:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I crush on Stelfox (in the purely would-like-to-drink-with sense).

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 6 November 2003 16:08 (twenty-one years ago)

welcome to the club dude! (not sure if you count as I've already met you & we've been out for a drink! still for this purpose you're on my list!) ;-)

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 6 November 2003 16:08 (twenty-one years ago)

nicely qualified nick and likewise

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Thursday, 6 November 2003 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I second Ronan's sentiments upthread as it's not seemed to be the case with anyone "IRL"!

I'll crush on anyone who can bring me M&S jelly. BUM BUM (haha the typo remains)

― Sarah (starry), Thursday, 6 November 2003 16:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll crush on anyone who can make this flu go away. Third day in a row out of school and I'm going to have to cancel my tat appointment today. :(

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Thursday, 6 November 2003 17:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Okay, here's a current list of people I have some sort of crush on (and this isn't just a 'like your posts' thing). Excluded are Londoners I see regularly, so that I don't put them off sitting near me at FAPs. Some are around less than others now. Luna, Sam, Di, Kim, Laura, Felicity, Carey, Minna, Ally, Rosemary, Julia, Spencer, Toraneko, Jewelly, Jody Beth, Trayce, Teeny, Jen, Sarah McL, Anthony E, Mitch, Andrew (our host), Dan, Phil, Michael D, Geeta, Maura, Kirsten, Lara, Mary, Melissa, Dee, Emily, Hanna. I expect there are some I've forgotten.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 6 November 2003 19:33 (twenty-one years ago)

There are no "hott" boys on ILx

bullshit.

― anyway, Thursday, 6 November 2003 19:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Apparently, I crush on a lot more people than the average person.

You're prolly just more brave to admit it.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 6 November 2003 19:48 (twenty-one years ago)

My crushes, largely of the platonic ‘hey, I dig you, you interest me/you make me laugh/I’d really like to hang out with you and buy you the beverage/drug of your choice ‘cos I think you’re cool’ variety:

Tep, DDG, the always alluring nickalicious, Dee, Chris V., Piuma, Trayce, Pinkpanther, Carey, Martin, the Stelfox, Ally & Tom, Sean C., Bryan, stevem, kate (and HSA by proxy), Mr. Diamond, Dan & Ned, JasonD, Sarah & Nick, Di, Gareth & Mary, cinniblount, CJ, Mark C., chaki, Vic, and H in Addis.

Probably about a hundred more - I’m awfully tired and if I’ve forgotten you, it was unintentional, and I still crush you.

― not luna (luna.c), Thursday, 6 November 2003 20:17 (twenty-one years ago)

My standing offer of a place to stay in NYC if you should need is still standing, lunanot luna.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 6 November 2003 20:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh and Lara and Andrew F and rosemary and cprek and Julia!

― still not luna (luna.c), Thursday, 6 November 2003 20:22 (twenty-one years ago)

One of these days I am absolutely going to do it, I swear on all that is holy to me (which is what, a pair of Jimmy Choo shoes, a bottle of Jack Daniels and godiva truffles? It works, whatever).

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 6 November 2003 20:23 (twenty-one years ago)

make it a bottle of stoli and you've got a date!!! :D

― Allyzay, Thursday, 6 November 2003 20:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Deal!

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 6 November 2003 20:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't believe any of you assholes don't have a crush on me.

― Mandee, Thursday, 6 November 2003 20:35 (twenty-one years ago)

YOU ARE THE AMAZING MANDEE

― Annouschka (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 6 November 2003 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)

My god, I wish I had a picture of me playing the saxophone somewhere on this computer.

― Mandee, Thursday, 6 November 2003 20:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll point out that you certainly must have been on any previous lists of mine, Mandee, but you are now in my London exclusion zone!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 6 November 2003 20:39 (twenty-one years ago)

My god, I wish I had a picture of me playing the saxophone somewhere on this computer.

Must be seen and shared, Mands!

(and don't worry, I'm "crush-less" too, that makes us unusual)

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 6 November 2003 20:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I was gonna crush
several of you but now
just Mandee, Nichole*

*actually these are real OMG**

**the rest of you can bite me. or, rather, since you're not apparently interested in doing that, you can bite each other or yourselves, your choice

― Yeah Goddammit, Thursday, 6 November 2003 20:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I tried to do this and it ate my post! But you were on it.

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 6 November 2003 21:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't believe I left teeny off my earlier list! Teeny fo shizzle.

I think I'm giving myself away now. Whatever.

― playing by the rules again, Thursday, 6 November 2003 21:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh man I left teeny and boots off accidentally, too. Mea culpa.

― not luna (luna.c), Thursday, 6 November 2003 21:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Did Haik really just log out and post a haiku?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 6 November 2003 21:20 (twenty-one years ago)

mandee you know i have a crush on you and not just because it was you up there that said me.

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 6 November 2003 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

whoops.

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 6 November 2003 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I tried to make a list but there are too many. I CRUSH YOU ALL. Especially this one guy, but I think he might know anyway.

― loggedoutbutstillawimp, Thursday, 6 November 2003 21:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I like how not luna has paired up me and Ned like we're a couple when we are in fact the same person.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 6 November 2003 21:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, we mutate as the need requires.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 6 November 2003 21:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Now I feel totally unoriginal for crushing on luna, so CRUSH OFF. Wasn't even reciprocated anyway.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 6 November 2003 21:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, we mutate as the need requires.

You're assuming that Not Luna hasn't seen the picture-proof? Siamese twins have their own fetish group.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 6 November 2003 21:46 (twenty-one years ago)

So Dan, is it always like this?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 6 November 2003 21:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I just checked and the walls and the ceiling are moving in time.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 6 November 2003 21:47 (twenty-one years ago)

uh-huh bt ws it amateurist?

― korsgaard (Cozen), Thursday, 6 November 2003 21:48 (twenty-one years ago)

*shocked into silence*

*gulps down silence*

To the following people, you are amazing and I either love you in the agape (i.e. we've already got a friendship) or the "I'm in awe of you and want a friendship" sort of way:

Julia, luna, Sam, Di, Nichole, Pinkpanther, Ned, Dan, Martin, Tep, Sarah McL, (Sarah's) Nick, ('alicious) Nick, AllyandTom, Chris the Elvis guy, JBR, Leee, Chris the Minor Thirds guy, Haikunym, j.lu, [*looking at Friendster list*] Chaki, Duane, Jewelly, donut bitch, Vic, Fabrice, H in Addis, Bryan, Zoe, [*looking at TITTWIS list*], Mark S, Jel, Kingfish, Mark C, Chris the "Woostah" guy, "Huckleberry" Mann, oops, cinniblount, [*looking at Users list*] Nicolars, teeny, Tuomas, adaml, gygax!, Kirsten, (Kirsten's) RJG (*winks* -- sorry, but your gf rocks!), the surface noise, hstencil, and Anna. I think I might've ended up actually leaving out a few of you, really. I fully expect that after six more months of hanging out here and experiencing personal communications with you lot, I will end up having to name every single one of the top 200 posters in the Users list herein.

I will most happily accept friendships from this forum, but in terms of "something more"... well, I've been told the best ones arise from already-established friendships, anyway.

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 6 November 2003 21:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I was assuming she only fancied you if you came as a pair.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 6 November 2003 21:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm sorry, I meant Daned.

― not luna (luna.c), Thursday, 6 November 2003 21:48 (twenty-one years ago)

The world now seems a little brighter, the party just gets better and better.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 6 November 2003 21:49 (twenty-one years ago)

is there really a point to having a crush on so many people? this is a legit question since i've always limited crushes to like one or two and then focused on them until i exhaust myself.

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 6 November 2003 21:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh crap! I totally forgot about Trayce! Trayce hon, *extra special hug* time!

(That would be for my list thingy, of course.)

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 6 November 2003 21:49 (twenty-one years ago)

that sounded dirtier than i intended.

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 6 November 2003 21:49 (twenty-one years ago)

A LIKELY STORY

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 6 November 2003 21:50 (twenty-one years ago)

dan you exhaust me.

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 6 November 2003 21:50 (twenty-one years ago)

and I forgot about Kate, too! Dude!

(Again, for the list thing... apologies. This will be the last one I'll name and then I'll just say, "Oh well, I'll put that in the list of the 'people I forgot'".)

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 6 November 2003 21:51 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost:(Sexually?)

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 6 November 2003 21:51 (twenty-one years ago)

dan you exhaust me.

I know.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 6 November 2003 21:51 (twenty-one years ago)

having a wank not because you're feeling horny but because you're hoping it'll send you to sleep afterwards, classic or dud

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 6 November 2003 21:52 (twenty-one years ago)

that sounded dirtier than i intended.

And here I was about to applaud you, Jess. Hell with it: *claps and whistles loudly*

There.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 6 November 2003 21:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Not enough people have crushes on me. I'm going to have to start posting pictures of my penis soon.

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 6 November 2003 21:54 (twenty-one years ago)

"have to"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 6 November 2003 21:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Ready, set, go......

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 6 November 2003 21:55 (twenty-one years ago)

"start"

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 6 November 2003 21:55 (twenty-one years ago)

"s"

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 6 November 2003 21:55 (twenty-one years ago)

"my"

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 6 November 2003 21:56 (twenty-one years ago)

"q-bert"

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 6 November 2003 21:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I understand your point, Jess, but for me there are a remarkable number of appealing people here, and nearly all the women, in particular (and women are my preference), are fantastically gorgeous, so I end up attracted to lots of them.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 6 November 2003 21:57 (twenty-one years ago)

"applesauce"

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 6 November 2003 21:57 (twenty-one years ago)

i guess i would rather just be one person's only crush than 90 peoples who post the users list

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 6 November 2003 21:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I feel bad now because I didn't name Melissa W or Andrew (hostgeek) or Andrew Farrell (because I love antagonism wrapped up in a delightful Irish accent *wink*). So they'll be the last mentions I'll make of the "people I love in a friendly sort of way" before I just give up the ghost and say, "Ok, you I forgot. Sorries."

*reaches out for hugest group hug in history*

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 6 November 2003 21:58 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.sunripeproduce.com/html/images/zucchini.jpg
Jess, you're my one and only.

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 6 November 2003 21:59 (twenty-one years ago)

NA, you might wanna get that seen to.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 6 November 2003 22:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I suddenly have
a sympathy* crush on one
Sarah MCLusky

*pronounced "envy"

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 6 November 2003 22:02 (twenty-one years ago)

jel means by a psychologist.

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 6 November 2003 22:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Fair point, Jess - but I can't help finding so many people appealing. The one I find most appealing, as I have said before, knows all about it.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 6 November 2003 22:04 (twenty-one years ago)

martin is gordon gecko

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 6 November 2003 22:05 (twenty-one years ago)

i guess i would rather just be one person's only crush than 90 peoples who post the users list

Just speaking for myself here: When it comes to general warm and friendly feelings toward people, I'm rather generous. I love people overall and unless they give me some reason to scurry quickly away from them, I either want to be friends with them or continue cultivating friendships with them.

I've rarely had any serious "Oh my God I think my heart's stopped" sort of feelings toward people. I'll be straight up with you: I've only had that feeling toward two people on this forum, and both of them already know of that (or should, anyway). (Biggest hint in the world: They're both California boys.) And aside from those two, I think of several other people (invariably males) as being swoonable and totally HOT, but I just choose to admire their aesthetics. But still, I'm much more selective about that than the whole "I love your spirit and want to be friends with you for a long time" thing, which is so easy to feel with this group of people.

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 6 November 2003 22:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I think some people are cheating.

― Mandee, Thursday, 6 November 2003 22:06 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't know what you're talking about.

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 6 November 2003 22:07 (twenty-one years ago)

You're a phony and a fake, and I wish I'd never laid eyes on you!

― Mandee, Thursday, 6 November 2003 22:10 (twenty-one years ago)

is it wrong of me to want some fried zucchini topped with grated parmesan right now?

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 6 November 2003 22:12 (twenty-one years ago)

You sick fuck.

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 6 November 2003 22:14 (twenty-one years ago)

so i opened the thread this thread just to, ah, see, ah, what its all about and THE ONLY MENTION OF ME IS ABOUT MY SINK!!!!

(also why is a certain posters email addy turned pink from blue...i didn't get drunk last night did i?)

― gaz (gaz), Thursday, 6 November 2003 22:14 (twenty-one years ago)

He revels in it, NA. The PERV.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 6 November 2003 22:15 (twenty-one years ago)

So in other words, you have a crush on NA?

― Mandee, Thursday, 6 November 2003 22:16 (twenty-one years ago)

hi, i'm back. i want to contribute to this thread. i'll say my 'oh my god i want you' ilx crushes in the past have been on ned raggett & chris barrus, but i just feel friendly feelings toward them now. i don't have any current ilx crushes, even though i still think chris b. is physically attractive. i also think some other ilxors are rather physically attractive too, such as andrew the host, jel, donut bitch, & chris piuma. but i don't seek anything out of those except for the pure thrill of just looking at pictures of them & chatting with them every once in awhile. 'objectification' can be great, harmless fun if you also respect the people you're objectifying, so i'll also say i also respect every single one of the people i've mentioned.

― ann onny mouse, Thursday, 6 November 2003 22:16 (twenty-one years ago)

'objectification' can be great, harmless fun if you also respect the people you're objectifying, so i'll also say i also respect every single one of the people i've mentioned.

I don't respect any of you cheap sluts. Maybe that's why I don't crush on you either!

― Nicolars (Nicole), Thursday, 6 November 2003 22:18 (twenty-one years ago)

you are george michael and i claim my $5

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 6 November 2003 22:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't respect any of you cheap sluts. Maybe that's why I don't crush on you either!

Love how you can lie with such a straight face, missus!

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 6 November 2003 22:21 (twenty-one years ago)

donut bitch OTM

― Annouschka (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 6 November 2003 22:21 (twenty-one years ago)

is it wrong of me to want some fried zucchini topped with grated parmesan right now?

Absolutely not! Here, let me help...

http://saramoulton.com/images/zucchini.jpg

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 6 November 2003 22:25 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.erckenbrecht.de/kochbuecher/zucchini.jpg

― Annouschka (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 6 November 2003 22:26 (twenty-one years ago)

http://cuisineinternational.com/articles/crocialoni/fried_zucchini_flowers.gif

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 6 November 2003 22:27 (twenty-one years ago)

oh no not again

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 6 November 2003 22:27 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm currently crushing on ms jaguarride. she rocks!

― twee fux0r, Thursday, 6 November 2003 22:28 (twenty-one years ago)

http://greekrestaurantschicago.com/a/zucchini.jpg

― Annouschka (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 6 November 2003 22:29 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.foodfirst.co.uk/mips/showcase/parmchez.jpg

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 6 November 2003 22:29 (twenty-one years ago)

mmmmmmmm

― Annouschka (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 6 November 2003 22:29 (twenty-one years ago)

enough already

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 6 November 2003 22:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Annouschka's last picture wins.

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 6 November 2003 22:31 (twenty-one years ago)

http://users.jagunet.com/~disrael/I%20Fucked%20My%20Buddy.JPG

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 6 November 2003 22:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I actually
Enjoy these tag-team postings
Of various pics

That the duo of
Chris and JBR perform --
They're nice and unique!

Plus, it's kinda cute
How the two of them go on
With their .jpg selves.

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 6 November 2003 22:33 (twenty-one years ago)

enough already

watch it... chris still has more squid pictures in reserve.

― Annouschka (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 6 November 2003 22:33 (twenty-one years ago)

You thief!!

― Mandee (Jerrynipper), Thursday, 6 November 2003 22:33 (twenty-one years ago)

it had to be done.

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 6 November 2003 22:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I;m guessing that teineham grange is not actual paramggiano reggiano but a forgery (also the vegitarian makes it suspect)

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 6 November 2003 22:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm quitting this thread.

― Mandee (Jerrynipper), Thursday, 6 November 2003 22:35 (twenty-one years ago)

watch it... chris still has more squid pictures in reserve.

And I haven't even posted the good ones yet.

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 6 November 2003 22:36 (twenty-one years ago)

i crush on Di, luna, Ann, felicity and Carey. this thread is fun.

― crusher, Thursday, 6 November 2003 22:36 (twenty-one years ago)

why do i always drive those who love me away?

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 6 November 2003 22:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I;m guessing that teineham grange is not actual paramggiano reggiano but a forgery (also the vegitarian makes it suspect)

I posted it specifically for donut bitch who is vegetarian

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 6 November 2003 22:37 (twenty-one years ago)

"a soldier's story"

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 6 November 2003 22:37 (twenty-one years ago)

since when do germans like zucchini?

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Thursday, 6 November 2003 22:38 (twenty-one years ago)

more crushes: lord custos, strongo, mark c, leee, andrew farrell, martin skidmore, pinkpanther, luna, teeny, donut bitch, and more to come.........

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Thursday, 6 November 2003 22:39 (twenty-one years ago)

zucchini bitch

(xp)

― Annouschka (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 6 November 2003 22:40 (twenty-one years ago)

aw bless

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 6 November 2003 22:41 (twenty-one years ago)

http://tugboatonline.brinkster.net/lipps.gif

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 6 November 2003 23:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I crush on the South Hemisphereans en masse. Every one of them is cool as hell.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 6 November 2003 23:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, i certainly now have major crushes on batter, squash, deep frying oil, dipping sauce, parmesan cheese, Jody and Chris's pics, and Jess's gutbusting pic contribution. That's at least seven more crushes than before this thread. HOORAY!

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 6 November 2003 23:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I wanna know who it was who crushes on me, and are they mentalist.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 6 November 2003 23:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I hope it's jess. *wink*

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 6 November 2003 23:28 (twenty-one years ago)

it wasn't me Nick - i'd have come straight out with it.

― jed (jed_e_3), Thursday, 6 November 2003 23:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Damn, I gotta start paying more attention around here. Or like, any attention. Heh.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 7 November 2003 02:19 (twenty-one years ago)

(and don't worry, I'm "crush-less" too, that makes us unusual)

ATTENTION NICHOLE GRAHAM

I mentioned you lady (before you wrote the above), so don't think you get away that easily!! ;-)

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 7 November 2003 09:35 (twenty-one years ago)

just finished reading the last four hundred posts.

now. i want to die

― Vic, Friday, 7 November 2003 12:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Vic, i think you are great, jst cos you thought i was a gay guy!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 7 November 2003 12:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Me too

― Sarah (starry), Friday, 7 November 2003 12:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I need to eat something but looking at food "makes me wanna barff"

― Sarah (starry), Friday, 7 November 2003 12:16 (twenty-one years ago)

You thought I was a gay guy aswell?

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 7 November 2003 12:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Well yr pretty effeminate

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 7 November 2003 12:28 (twenty-one years ago)

*sniggers* well there is a reason for that!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 7 November 2003 12:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Again, Hungus crushes you all. I like that im the "Woostah" guy. ;)

― Chris Hungus (Chris V), Friday, 7 November 2003 12:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Hanna

OMG, I'm on Martin Skidmores crush list! This is the best thing that's happened to me all week, except for maybe the excitement of being stuck in the elevator for 10 minutes yesterday. Is this really me or is there a smart and funny Hanna hanging around here that I don't know about???

― Hanna (Hanna), Friday, 7 November 2003 12:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, and she's STANDING RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 7 November 2003 12:50 (twenty-one years ago)

It's really you, Hanna - having posted a very nice picture of yourself recently is the main reason, I think. You're the first person to ever react like that to my interest, I think!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:03 (twenty-one years ago)

The logical conclusion of this thread would be to go all the way...instead of an FAP, have an FAF (Fancy A Fuck) and those who wish to do so can all congregate in the basement of the Glasshouse Stores and shag each other senseless.

And is anyone else up for this?

(nb: asking the rhetorical and vaguely satirical question "and is anyone else up for this?" does not presuppose that the writer himself is "up for this")

― Marcello Carlin, Friday, 7 November 2003 13:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Most people aren't taking this thread this seriously.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:35 (twenty-one years ago)

that's right. its an amusing read.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Most people aren't taking this thread this seriously.

Apart from yourself, of course.

― Marcello Carlin, Friday, 7 November 2003 13:38 (twenty-one years ago)

And if you are going to comment on posts I make, it would be worth reading them properly before you do so, in order that you don't miss out significant words in them such as "satirical."

― Marcello Carlin, Friday, 7 November 2003 13:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I agree with Julio. satyrical right.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Satyrs are always right.

― Marcello Carlin, Friday, 7 November 2003 13:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Especially when they're called 'Charles'.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I have a big crush on Ronan.

errr, I have logged out properly, haven't I?

― regular posting anonymously (dirtyvicar), Friday, 7 November 2003 17:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I knew it was you anyway Ian love.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 7 November 2003 17:21 (twenty-one years ago)

trife! ive had a crush on trife for 2 years!

― guess what, Friday, 7 November 2003 17:30 (twenty-one years ago)

The rumors are still out on me having gotten a "mess" on trife's Push Button Objects poster, so i guess by default I've always crushed on trife.

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 7 November 2003 18:02 (twenty-one years ago)

HULK CRUSH!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 7 November 2003 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Ohmygod, I can't believe nobody said that until now.

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 7 November 2003 19:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not even logging out for this. A long-standing, cool ILX0R whom I'd like to have a drink with crush has been renewed BANG POW by that newest pic of Lady Di!

K-ROWR!!

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Friday, 7 November 2003 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Annouschka Annouschka Annouschka ya ya

― crusha, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 06:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Kirsten and RJG!

― hey, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 06:51 (twenty-one years ago)

just reminded of daria g!

― loggy mcout, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 06:57 (twenty-one years ago)

if, at first, you don't succeed.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 13 November 2003 00:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Too new for a crush!
Will one arrive?
hm

― penelope (penelope), Thursday, 13 November 2003 12:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Despite never having seen a picture of her I think I have a crush on Jeanne Fury. Must be the name. . .

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Friday, 14 November 2003 06:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, me too a bit - and the thong/briefs thread helped. (Not that she posted a pic of herself in thong/briefs, for any pervs rushing to the thread, she just said exactly what I thought at one point.)

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 14 November 2003 18:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Jeanne Fury thirded.

― who could it be, Thursday, 27 November 2003 10:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Fourthed.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 27 November 2003 19:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Damn it, I still wonder who captain obvious is.

― Tenacious Dee (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 27 November 2003 21:04 (twenty-one years ago)

*snaps out of thought*

*waves a friendly hello at Jeanne Fury's direction*

― Tenacious Dee (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 27 November 2003 21:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh good, a crush thread. I have always had a bit of a harmless crush on Jess, even when he’s intolerable. I’m sorry for not logging out and being anonymous to say this, but only if it embarrasses Jess.

In real life when I have a crush on people, it's impossible for me not to show it. When I like people, I want them to know.

― rainy (rainy), Thursday, 27 November 2003 21:46 (twenty-one years ago)

i too have a harmless crush on jess ::blush::

― Pablo Cruise (chaki), Thursday, 27 November 2003 22:08 (twenty-one years ago)

three years pass...

You know jess, I'm not the girlfriend that dumped you; I didn't shit in your cheerios; I didn't pick you last for basketball when we were in junior high; I wasn't the one who laughed at you when the jocks tripped you in the hall and made you drop your shit all over the floor or pantsed you during marching band practice; I'm not the one who fired you from your first job; I didn't run over your pet, nor did I crash into your car and not leave you a note. Whatever the cause of all your fucking nastiness is, I DIDN'T DO IT.
For the fucking love of christ, just leave me out of it, okay? Go live your miserable little life if that's what you need to do, but back the fuck off me.

-- luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 03:55 (3 years ago)

― gershy, Sunday, 7 October 2007 19:05 (seventeen years ago)


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