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I was 22 when I lost my virginity. I never told the girl it was my first time.

― logged off, Friday, 7 November 2003 09:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I own a Charlatans record.

― Enrique (Enrique), Friday, 7 November 2003 09:48 (twenty-one years ago)

*pokes enrique in the ribs*

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 7 November 2003 09:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I expected worse punishment. I was young, foolish, a hormonal mess (god knows how ver charlies were meant to help). I think it's at my parents' house anyway, and the Chemical Bros remix of that track wossit is quite okay really...?

― Enrique (Enrique), Friday, 7 November 2003 09:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm trying to think of something, anything, that I haven't admitted under my real name already!

― Citizen Kate (kate), Friday, 7 November 2003 09:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I once owned Metallica's "Metallica".
I got caught shoplifting when I was 16.
I masturbate regularly.
Once I had a crush on one of my best friends but was too shy to admit it.
I've consciously avoided seeing my ex-girlfriend even though she'd want to, because I know she'd only get hurt.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 7 November 2003 10:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Whoops, forgot about the "log off" part...

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 7 November 2003 10:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Once I had a crush on one of my best friends but was too shy to admit it.

Close thread? I mean everyone's gonna say that.

― Dawson (Enrique), Friday, 7 November 2003 10:08 (twenty-one years ago)

No enrique, you missed my point *slaps enrique across the backs of the legs* i love the charlatans & i dont care what you say.

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 7 November 2003 10:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I only own one hip-hop record, and I bought it a month ago.

― Sarah Pedal (call mr. lee), Friday, 7 November 2003 10:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I once owned an Inspiral Carpets record.

I might have to get the moderator in now.

― Enrique (Enrique), Friday, 7 November 2003 10:10 (twenty-one years ago)

my name is prince and i am funky

― geeta (geeta), Friday, 7 November 2003 10:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I own a copy of 'Where's me Jumper' by Sultans of Ping.

― Mikey G (Mikey G), Friday, 7 November 2003 10:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I Am a Fugitive from a Chain Gang
Also, I Was a Teenage Werewolf

― logged off (Oops), Friday, 7 November 2003 10:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I put the bomp and a-bompa-bom-bomp

― Enrique (Enrique), Friday, 7 November 2003 10:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I watched Holiday Swap last night. It was a load of ballbag.

― Mikey G (Mikey G), Friday, 7 November 2003 10:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I used to play the soprano saxophone. Really well.

― Mandee, Friday, 7 November 2003 10:43 (twenty-one years ago)

i killed all the fish and buried them in the backyard and blamed it on my roommate.

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 7 November 2003 11:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought that was Thom Yorke.

― Citizen Kate (kate), Friday, 7 November 2003 11:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I want to have all your children, but only one at a time, please.

― M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 7 November 2003 12:18 (twenty-one years ago)

why isn't anyone bothering to log off?

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 7 November 2003 12:33 (twenty-one years ago)

being devil-may-care is in fashion these days

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 7 November 2003 12:36 (twenty-one years ago)

stevem is hottt!

― logged out, Friday, 7 November 2003 12:38 (twenty-one years ago)

my god enrique why ?!?!

(I have owned britpop recs but i was very young then)

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 7 November 2003 12:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Surely anyone with moderator privs. can see who you are by IP address (and therefore take a damned good guess if you've posted elsewhere on the same connection), even if you log off? Unless you reconnect using a different ISP and browser, that is. Be careful out there!

(I know, I'm being too serious. I just personally wasn't gonna risk posting anything about bondage gear and candle wax.)

― ChrissieH (chrissie1068), Friday, 7 November 2003 12:47 (twenty-one years ago)

half an hour of searching would turn up just about everything about me

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 7 November 2003 12:48 (twenty-one years ago)

i am a walking cartoon

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 7 November 2003 12:48 (twenty-one years ago)

It's not like most of us are going to *admit* to teabagging royals on this thread, anyway!

― Citizen Kate (kate), Friday, 7 November 2003 12:48 (twenty-one years ago)

i had a torrid love affair with my literature professor in college, she was hott.

― Turd Ferguson (Chris V), Friday, 7 November 2003 12:49 (twenty-one years ago)

It's easy enough to hide your IP address if you want.

― Jonathan Z., Friday, 7 November 2003 12:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I would talk about being stalked by a Cambridge maths prof, but I've already admitted that on another thread.

I really am racking my brain to come up with something tawdry and titillating that I haven't already talked about, but life is an open book, honestly, and that makes it boring. :-(

― Citizen Kate (kate), Friday, 7 November 2003 12:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Julio -- i dunno. it's a long hard road i've travelled. also owned... no i can't do this. which britpop tho?

― Enri (Enrique), Friday, 7 November 2003 12:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Last night I listened to Don Giovanni, drank red wine and read Coleridge. My girlfriend came home and burst out laughing.

― Mikey G (Mikey G), Friday, 7 November 2003 12:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Last night I went out for a pint. This morning I went to bed at 8 remembering little. This is not the first time this has happened.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I like S Club 8.

― Danielle Savage (Catty), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I went on gay.com in the last 24 hours

: (

― Vic (Vic), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I cried when I saw Titanic for the first time.

― Miggie (Miggie), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I've toyed with writing Boy George on his gaydar site thanks to Popbitch but I don't think he'd respond.

― Catty (Catty), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:12 (twenty-one years ago)

i cried when i saw titanic for the first (and last) time, but poss not for the same reason.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:12 (twenty-one years ago)

enrique-pulp, oasis and blur.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Not debased enough (=me too, I was 14 wtf?)
It's gotta be Kula Shaker/OCS for the real cringe.

― Enrique (Enrique), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I loved Kula Shaker, and I totally fancied Crispian's posh little public schoolboy ass, and I don't care who knows it!

― Citizen Kate (kate), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:25 (twenty-one years ago)

(That is the first truly shameful thing I've really admitted on this board.)

― Citizen Kate (kate), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:25 (twenty-one years ago)

My God!!! Crivvens. I don't think I can share a thread agane! Yikeserama!

I also have (somewhere) a U2 record.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrGGGGGGGGGHhhhhhhhhhh

― Enrique (Enrique), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:27 (twenty-one years ago)

It truly is.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I am not ashamed. He was soooo hot. He had that whole "so inbred that his skin was practically transparent" look about him. Rowr!

― Citizen Kate (kate), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I loved Kula Shaker

Kate, that's nothing. I still own *two* Kula Shaker records, and can sing "Tattva" on demand.

I bet you feel better now. ;)

― Miggie (Miggie), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I will see your embarrassment and raise you both albums, many of the singles (hey, they came with POSTERS) and the Summer EP thing.

Hey dude... you treat me like a woman when I FEEL LIKE A MAN!!! is up there with "she has the body of a woman but the heart and stomach of a man!" for WTF gender observations.

― Citizen Kate (kate), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Sweet Jesus. We shd have all logged out.

― Enrique (Enrique), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:32 (twenty-one years ago)

we've all made a horrible covenant of guilt now

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I feel icky. I'm going home. It's the freakin weekend baby gonna have me some time in a library reading an old article about Nicholas Ray.

― Enrique (Enrique), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I HAVE SPENT THE LAST DAY AND A HALF MESSAGING STRANGERS ON FRIENDSTER THAT I DON'T KNOW AFTER BEING INFLUENCED BY MIKE "EPICHARMUS" DADDINO

― Vic (Vic), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:34 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/coventry/music/stories/2002/04/images/crispian-150.jpg

I want YOU to have my inbred royalist babies! Yeah!

― Citizen Kate (kate), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:34 (twenty-one years ago)

haha I liked kula shaker a lot, and crispy was very pretty as well, but it only lasted 'till i saw them live, and i hated them after that b/c they were BLOODY AWFUL. I mean, fukcing ultrasound blew them off stage!!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I too own the Kula Shaker album *bows head in shame*

― smee (smee), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Look who doesn't own it?!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Enrique gets more rad with each passing day. Not that that's a shameful thing to admit (though possibly this is the wrong thread for it).

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I will see your embarrassment and raise you both albums, many of the singles (hey, they came with POSTERS) and the Summer EP thing.

Yes, but did you ever put up a Kula Shaker poster in your room that came from a teenage magazine and felt relly bad when you took it off?

― Miggie (Miggie), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:38 (twenty-one years ago)

dumb thing i did - own "kula1" on cd single (ie tattva 1st issue), get offered £35 for it by indie/britpop collector, refuse b/d i liked the b-side, watch in horror as a/ b-side is on the album anyway, b/the wretched thing becomes totally worthless as ks' fortunes slide into the dumper, plus they re-released it anyway.

i'd probably still pay for a cd of their first mark radcliffe session.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude, mine is so much more shameful. I mean, there was FAN FICTION involved. (OK, weird and twisted fan fiction that he turned into the evil, imperialist, male oppressor villain of the piece, but still!)

Top that.

― Citizen Kate (kate), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Nope, I didn't think anyone could beat that. Hah!

― Citizen Kate (kate), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:45 (twenty-one years ago)

there was FAN FICTION involved

Woah. But you only win if there was slah fanfic involved. And if you wrote it.

― Miggie (Miggie), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:47 (twenty-one years ago)

*slash* fanfic, not slah fanfic.

― Miggie (Miggie), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I have two albums, the EP, the singles, saw them on two tours of America and have t-shirts from the gigs. But I like them. I still like them. Everybody! Govinda jaya jaya, govinda jaya jaya... (Okay I didn't like them so much that I learned sanskrit.)

The advantage of being not British but liking British music is you're *indie* in America. It's like a Get-Indie-Quick scheme.

― Catty (Catty), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:51 (twenty-one years ago)

kate? Did Crispy Ian ever get it on with Alex James and Peter Holmstrom? Because I vaguely remember something involving Jeremy from the Rocket Pops but that little tart shagged everybody, didn't he.

― Catty (Catty), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I demand links!

― Miggie (Miggie), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Ha ha ha, none of my fan fiction is on the web any more. Fortunately. (I may be able to dig some of it out for people, but they have to ask nicely.)

Alas, no, none of the slash involved Crispy Ian. It was Dandy Warhols slash wot was the worst of it. Oh yeah, and Ride. The Ride slash was pretty hotttttttt.

― Citizen Kate (kate), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Ah, but I wanna see the pretty boy slash! Can I, can I, please?

http://www.horsebrass.com/belmont_station/hobnobs.jpeg

― Miggie (Miggie), Friday, 7 November 2003 14:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't even know where the Ride slash is at this point. In storage at my mum's house. Oh yes, and Suede slash too. Of course the queen of slash (not me) lives here: http://www.jemiah.com/writing/index.html

Dammit! She's released new book-type handmade things and not bothered telling me! Zoinks!

― Citizen Kate (kate), Friday, 7 November 2003 14:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Thanks for the link, Kate! Although I'll admit I'm afraid of these titles:

- HOT HUNGRY GAY BOYS WANT YOUR SEX!
- THE TOILETTE OF DANA SCULLY

― Miggie (Miggie), Friday, 7 November 2003 14:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Hot Hungry Gay Boys Want Your Sex is possibly one of the most brilliant slash stories ever written. I highly reccomend that one!

― Citizen Kate (kate), Friday, 7 November 2003 14:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I cried when I saw Titanic for the first time.

Me too. I was ashamed afterwards, but still...

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 7 November 2003 15:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I did drugs during Forrest Gump.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 7 November 2003 16:07 (twenty-one years ago)

(I'm clean now)

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 7 November 2003 16:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Drugs are almost mandatory to make it through that movie.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Friday, 7 November 2003 16:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Adam, you played the Lt. Dan character, right?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 7 November 2003 16:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I have also made passionate sex to REO Speedwagon after drinking a bottle of vodka. I would stop mid pump and start "Keep On Lovin You" over.

― Turd Ferguson (Chris V), Friday, 7 November 2003 16:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I want to be Carolyne Bessette, for reasons that have nothing to do with whom she married.

Also, I have no hip-hop recordings, unless Us3 counts.

― the amazing candy, Friday, 7 November 2003 20:39 (twenty-one years ago)

You wanna be dead? That's not very good, candy.

― Bryan (Bryan), Friday, 7 November 2003 20:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I enjoyed a Dave Matthews Band song yesterday.

― nickalicious is totally logged out oh my god! (nickalicious), Friday, 7 November 2003 20:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I..I, uh..

[gulp]

I ..I enjoyed a Mariah Carey song yesterday...in a public place.

Oh God. ::body violently shakes in shame::

― Vic (Vic), Friday, 7 November 2003 20:58 (twenty-one years ago)

i have multiple cds on the tooth and nail label. ouch.
i shed a tear at the end of armageddon. yikes.
oh, i also like one dave matthews band song and some other really bad music, i will post later if people really want to cringe

― todd swiss (eliti), Friday, 7 November 2003 21:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I choked back tears at the end of the Steve Martin "Father of the Bride." On video, in a university residence commons room. What the hell is that about?

― maudlin (mookieproof), Friday, 7 November 2003 21:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I have also made passionate sex to REO Speedwagon after drinking a bottle of vodka

You and about 5,000,000 soccer moms.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 November 2003 21:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I lost my virginity to "Shine On You Crazy Diamond". Even so, I can still painlessly listen to it today.

― dave q, Friday, 7 November 2003 22:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm an asshole. I lost my virginity to Godspeed You Black Emperor! I owned the Kula Shaker album. I'm an asshole. I'm drunk right now. I hate posh people.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 7 November 2003 23:27 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm doing real good right now! i might seem like i'm real bitter & mean but i just blurt out stupid things when i'm excited & stuff, you know.
it's probably cooler if just you think i'm bitter & mean tho.

― , Friday, 7 November 2003 23:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm totally pissed off that I can't run around the library singing "Bigmouth Strikes Again" with my shirt open.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 8 November 2003 00:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I lost my virginity to SKA!

― Carey (Carey), Saturday, 8 November 2003 00:14 (twenty-one years ago)

duane! where ya been!

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 8 November 2003 00:15 (twenty-one years ago)

*brain explodes*

(x-post)

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 8 November 2003 00:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm so sad I wasn't listening to music when I lost my virginity, because I want to all my descendents to have a good chuckle over it.

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 8 November 2003 00:21 (twenty-one years ago)

lost mine to Recoil.
that is so ripe for joke-making.

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 8 November 2003 00:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Lost mine to an Eric Clapton CD...that the guy then left on repeat all night. I still can't stand anything by him.

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 8 November 2003 00:35 (twenty-one years ago)

This is the best thread evah, partly cos I called 'rad', partly cos it confirms my suspicions that everyone has had a bad taste moment (=teenhood) in music, and that makes me feel gooooooooooooooood.

― Enrique (Enrique), Monday, 10 November 2003 11:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I lost my virginity to the Pet Shop Boys.

― Jonathan Z., Monday, 10 November 2003 11:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I cried once at an episode of Neighbours.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Monday, 10 November 2003 12:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Bollocks!

― Enrique (Enrique), Monday, 10 November 2003 12:38 (twenty-one years ago)

No man, seriously, I am telling the truth.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Monday, 10 November 2003 12:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I know someone that lost their virginity to billy ray cirus!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 10 November 2003 12:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Thanks for sharing. I think I've done a good job of repressing lots of things, really, so this is hard work.

I actually think it's more embarrassing to say this: I've never cried at a movie, which is true of me.

Also: I'm evidently the only person on ILE not to have been playing music when I lost my virginity.

― Enrique (Enrique), Monday, 10 November 2003 12:41 (twenty-one years ago)

nope!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 10 November 2003 12:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Unless you've just revealed your tru identity Pink!!

― Enrique (Enrique), Monday, 10 November 2003 12:44 (twenty-one years ago)

There was no music playing when I lost mine. That's because there was no stereo system by the wall on the girl's neighbours' driveway. Hmmm, romance.

― Mikey G (Mikey G), Monday, 10 November 2003 12:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Erm, what????

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 10 November 2003 12:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Involves some maths but is basically ewww, so wdn't bother!
moderator delete enrique

― Enrique (Enrique), Monday, 10 November 2003 12:47 (twenty-one years ago)

i have no idea what you are talking about, pls explain, then moderator feel free to delete him! ;-)

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 10 November 2003 12:49 (twenty-one years ago)

The first time we did it inside was to Serpents Kiss by the Mission. At three and a half minutes in length, it was ideal.

― Mikey G (Mikey G), Monday, 10 November 2003 12:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Guess what Pink? I didn't have no music playin' either - but you knew that anyway what with our minds being intertwined....

― smee (smee), Monday, 10 November 2003 12:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh of course! :-)

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 10 November 2003 12:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Enrique: I am only person on ILE to have lost virginity without musical accompaniment
Pink: No you aren't!
E: [logically, it takes two to, etc] Oh I see, yes, syntactically, this was shit.
P: What?
E: Erm, oh, shit that doesn't quite work, it's like:
Enrique: I am only person on ILE to have lost virginity without musical accompaniment
Pink: No you aren't!
Etc

Ask when I have regained head.

― Enrique (Enrique), Monday, 10 November 2003 12:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I still have no idea, but hey, maybe that's just me.

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 10 November 2003 12:55 (twenty-one years ago)

No it isn't; I've just sort of lost my ability to articulate ideas.

― Enrique (Enrique), Monday, 10 November 2003 12:56 (twenty-one years ago)

(Pink, he was wondering if you were secretly the person with whom he lost his non-music playing virginity *with*)

― Citizen Kate (kate), Monday, 10 November 2003 12:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I think he's saying twas you who was with him when he lost his virginity sans music....

― smee (smee), Monday, 10 November 2003 12:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow, I didn't even get a xpost warning type message on that one. Kate have you now switched branes with PinkP and joined the mindmeld?

― smee (smee), Monday, 10 November 2003 12:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, see I have a drunken/hungover girl & my twin getting it, but not me! God i am stoopid sometimes.

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 10 November 2003 12:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I asked a band at a Jewish wedding if they knew Hava Nagila.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Monday, 10 November 2003 12:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I just posted that I lost my virginity outside and (worse) that I was a goth. And no-one said anything bad. It's like therapy! La la la.

― Mikey G (Mikey G), Monday, 10 November 2003 12:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Smee, what letter does your real name begin with?

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 10 November 2003 12:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Argh! Mindmeld, help!

― Citizen Kate (kate), Monday, 10 November 2003 12:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, that was a well rub post. I need my own editor here. Soz, Pink.

― eNRIQUE (Enrique), Monday, 10 November 2003 13:00 (twenty-one years ago)

De nada!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 10 November 2003 13:01 (twenty-one years ago)

P. why?

― smee (smee), Monday, 10 November 2003 13:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I just wondered how far this coincidence thing runs, but it ends there!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 10 November 2003 13:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Admit it smee, you're name is Pinkpanther isn;t it??

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 10 November 2003 13:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Erm no that's your name...I think the mindmeld is out of control....waaaaaa....

― smee (smee), Monday, 10 November 2003 13:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I was so just ignored by a cool bunch of people I wanted to associate with right there.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Monday, 10 November 2003 13:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Colin - who ignored you there?

Smee, I know you've always wanted to use my name secretly!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 10 November 2003 13:11 (twenty-one years ago)

How do you know I dont, secretly?

― smee (smee), Monday, 10 November 2003 13:14 (twenty-one years ago)

*gasps*

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 10 November 2003 13:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Mwah ha ha..........

― smee (smee), Monday, 10 November 2003 13:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I lost mine to Jurassic 5...? Oh wait, what was the point of this thread? ha ha

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 10 November 2003 14:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I had great taste in music when I was a teen. I just had horrible taste in boys. Fortunately the next time we had sex he skipped the ska (the skank!) and put on Bjork.

― Carey (Carey), Monday, 10 November 2003 15:12 (twenty-one years ago)

The guy I lost my virginity to (his went missing at the same instant--crazy coincidence, I know) was a fundamentalist Christian who, immediately following the act said: "You know, I always thought God would be angry at me for doing that, but I think he's okay with it.." I am convinced he then muttered a quiet prayer, but he insisted he was just coughing.

― cybele (cybele), Monday, 10 November 2003 15:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I lost my virginity to the Pet Shop Boys.

That's not an embarrassing confession! If I had lost my virginity in a threesome with great pop stars I'd be boasting about it constantly!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 10 November 2003 20:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I jerked off into a fap meeting attendee's drink.

― fap jerker, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 15:27 (twenty-one years ago)

*sniggers* oh no wait

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 15:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I fully expect to go through a lengthy destructive period since I got divorced. Even though I know this will happen, I don't plan to do anything about it.

― Mavis, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Lost mine to the Cure - Plainsong

― Chris Hungus (Chris V), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't believe you didn't need to devote all your concentration to the act in question!

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 15:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, Markelby, think of it as the equivalent of people remembering where they were when they heard about 9/11, but with a far more pleasureable reason to remember.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 15:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I didn't have any music either. That's because I lost my virginity in my dad's house on my dad's bed.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 15:54 (twenty-one years ago)

GF's house, her father was out back mowing the lawn. i was inside mowing the lawn.

― Chris Hungus (Chris V), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 15:55 (twenty-one years ago)

*shudders*

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 15:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I didn't know what 'lesbian' meant until seventh grade by which point I'd been calling half the girls in my grade it for two years!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 15:56 (twenty-one years ago)

it was a school bus meme

― cinniblount (James Blount), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 15:57 (twenty-one years ago)

dad's house. dad's bed. who did you lose your virginity to?

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 15:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I didn't know what lesbian meant until halfway through the seventh grade, at which point, I'd already been called a lesbian by half the people in my class. >:-(

― Citizen Kate (kate), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 16:00 (twenty-one years ago)

He was on holiday! I lived with my mum back then, of course I used the opportunity of an empty house.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 16:00 (twenty-one years ago)

i didnt know what a clitoris was until i was confronted with one

― erico b. rakimington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 16:01 (twenty-one years ago)

really?

― cinniblount (James Blount), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 16:01 (twenty-one years ago)

in a dark alley.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 16:01 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah that was probably like 8th grade

― erico b. rakimington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 16:02 (twenty-one years ago)

also the whole "vaginal moisture in aid of intercourse" thing

― erico b. rakimington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 16:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I accidentally fucked a 16 year old when I was a grown man (ie. not just 18 or 19 either)

― cinniblount (James Blount), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 16:04 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe went to far 'opening up' there

― cinniblount (James Blount), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 16:04 (twenty-one years ago)

why, did you crack her pelvis?

― erico b. rakimington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 16:05 (twenty-one years ago)

try the back of her skull!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)

time for another ilx break

― cinniblount (James Blount), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)

It's not illegal, and if you didn't know her age, you're not even morally accountable.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 16:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I didn't know her age initially but I had an inkling by the time things started getting sloppy

― cinniblount (James Blount), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 16:08 (twenty-one years ago)

why did she start doing her algebra homework during?

― erico b. rakimington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 16:09 (twenty-one years ago)

haha - she referred to billy corgan as 'billy'

― cinniblount (James Blount), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 16:09 (twenty-one years ago)

this was obviously a few years ago as sixteen year olds today don't listen to smashing pumpkins

― cinniblount (James Blount), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Whereas you normally call him "Mr. Corgan Esq." or what? Or were you just bald at the time?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know... If she was consenting, and you weren't abusing her even in the psychological sense, I think the age difference in itself is not something to be ashamed of.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

ned I'm pretty sure I've told you this story!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

cuz you were all "I suppose if you added their ages together I've done a sixteen year old" (jk)

― cinniblount (James Blount), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 16:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Found out!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 16:12 (twenty-one years ago)

i think i just cracked my pelvis

― erico b. rakimington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 16:12 (twenty-one years ago)

It's not illegal, and if you didn't know her age, you're not even morally accountable.

you can opine on American law because why?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 16:17 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah it's totally illegal in some states tuomas

― cinniblount (James Blount), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude, everyone has their role on ILE. Tuomos is The Guy Who Makes Sweeping Generalizations About America. Well, one of them.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 16:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Like Americans *NEVER* make sweeping generalisations about other countries, indeed about the "rest of the world" as it if WERE one country.

― Citizen Kate (kate), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 16:29 (twenty-one years ago)

some ilx0rs fuckface ways are actually making me loathe them, and i never loathe

― logged out, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 16:30 (twenty-one years ago)

There is nothing in my statement that precludes Americans from being The Guy/Girl Who Makes Sweeping Generalizations About The Rest Of The World.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 16:35 (twenty-one years ago)

i thought that was our job

― erico b. rakimington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 16:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha I was going to post "aka The Guy/Girl Who Is American" but I am rendered moot.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 16:40 (twenty-one years ago)

i did a similar thing as what blount did. not illegal here - but i do feel shame.

― cheese is christ, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 16:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I accidentally fucked a 16 year old when I was a grown man (ie. not just 18 or 19 either)
-- cinniblount (littlejohnnyjewe...), November 11th, 2003.

But this isn't illegal in the UK. Is it illegal where you live?

I certainly think there's nothing morally wrong with it.

― mei (mei), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 17:58 (twenty-one years ago)

- I spent two weeks in a mental ward of a hospital
- I lost my virginity at 22....to a 44yr old woman (she was hot, though)
- similar to above I once made it somewhere between "third base and home" with a girl who was 16, whilst I was 27. I was in Ireland, though.
- After years of trying I finally got my mom to quit smoking. Within a year, unbeknownst to her, I began smoking heavily.
- I've had 3 long term girlfriends and about 15 (admittedly safe) one nighters over the past five years (none of them overlapped, I never cheat!)
- my last ex girlfriend (from two years ago) started acting in porn films for Vivid during the last month of our relationship. She's now a born again Christian/pregnant out of wedlock, you do the math
- using some detective skills I found the address of an SUV whose driver flicked a cigarette into my passenger window (on purpose, nearly catching a paper on fire), cut me off, slammed his brakes, and made a turn. I broke his windows and cut his tires. This was around the age of 20.

er....more later?

― shame, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 23:51 (twenty-one years ago)

if you really wanted to be anon, you should tell a mod. or something.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 00:12 (twenty-one years ago)

taken care of

― a mod. or something (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 00:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I heartily approve of the window smashing.

― Broheems (diamond), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 00:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Virginity losing: I didn't have any music playing. At least not to my memory. I was wearing my school uniform, and she hers.

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:DOUvioGDbtYC:family-guy.springfield.ru/heroes/quagmire.jpg
"Alll riiiight!"

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 01:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I am trying to disguise my posting style. I hope it works.
I do not use my real name here or any where online. I want you to keep it quiet if you think you know who I am. I want the moderators to blank out my IP address if they can.
I am also a few years younger than I pretend. But most of what I tell you is correct.
My relationship with (blank) is not as nice or as fun as I tell you.
(blank) is addicted to (legal blank). He does not beat or abuse me. Do not worry about that.
I care about you. I am glad that you are here. You keep me sane.

― not telling, Wednesday, 12 November 2003 05:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Here are some things I hope will never be connected to my name.
- I set a room in my school on fire in 7th grade. Someone snitched, but then he moved, and I said he was lying because of that and didn't get in trouble.
-I did $16,000 vandalism to a golf course because I felt my town was full of rich assholes and wanted to piss them off.
-I used to shoplift daily.
-I would be a 100x multiple felon if I had ever gotten in trouble, but nothing violent.

― nobody, Wednesday, 12 November 2003 07:31 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah it's totally illegal in some states tuomas

I'm sorry, I honestly didn't know. In Finland it's illegal only if the other party is under 15 and the other 18 or more; even then it's a "relator" crime (what's the English term for that?), i.e. it's a crime only if the victim or his/her parents raise a charge, the district prosecutor can't do it by himself. You're right, it was stupid of me to assume that it's the same in the US as well.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 09:38 (twenty-one years ago)

the U.S. term is "statutory rape" and it's essentially the same if I remember correctly--the parents raise a charge, it's grounds for prosecution. (for the record I have never had sex with anyone under 18 but that's because I'm not a swinger like you guys, cough cough.)

― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 09:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I forgot to mention the sixteen year old was my daughter

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)

a joke, I'm tired

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Here are some more things I have to get off my chest.

-One of my legs is 3 inches shorter than the other, but I wear a special shoe so nobody ever knows.
-I used to stuff the lining of my jacket with beef jerky in case I ever got shipwrecked. Then a bunch of dogs tore it off my back and ripped it to shreds.
-One time I beat up a clown for looking at me funny. Suddenly I realized he was supposed to look that way. I apologized, got him on his feet, dusted off his rainbow wig and helped him hobble to his little purple car. As he peeled out, I had to leap out of the way. He was doing a u-turn and coming around for another try, when he got rear-ended by a school bus full of kids. Later when I visited him in the hospital, he told me it was an accident, because his big floppy clown shoes made it hard to tell the gas and brake apart and messed up his reaction time, too.
-I'm sorry that I make up lots of lies to get attention and win friends. In fact I am a compulsive liar. For example lots of people think I'm a jewish doctor who invented a vaccine for the virus that causes skin warts, but I'm really not.

― nobody, Wednesday, 12 November 2003 18:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I did $16,000 vandalism to a golf course
if you're serious you're in good company. i burnt a pentagram on the middle of one just nights before a serious (really really big) event. i was 15 and can no longer be prosecuted but am to this day terrified of anyone finding out (i was almost caught).

― cheese is christ, Wednesday, 12 November 2003 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)

nobody is my high school physics teacher and I claim my free coke

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:13 (twenty-one years ago)

"not telling": much love.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Once in high school me and some buddies did a bunch of donuts on the football feild on a rainy night in a 1978 Buick Skylark the night before the first game of the season.

― un non imus, Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:18 (twenty-one years ago)

matos in the graduate decided non-shocker

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:18 (twenty-one years ago)

waitaminute - matos hasn't had sex with anyone under 18 even when he was under 18?

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:20 (twenty-one years ago)

because you have to have sex w/ people of exactly the same age as yourself.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't want to have to have sex with anyone.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:21 (twenty-one years ago)

somehow i dont think thats a problem

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:22 (twenty-one years ago)

becuz when you're 14,15,16,17 you never date people in your grade

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:22 (twenty-one years ago)

you don't know how I live, jess.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:23 (twenty-one years ago)

i picture a smurf

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Jess, I think you meant to post on this thread:
What turns you on

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

Help me.

I am contemplating writing fanfic (het, not slash, so I can't justify it by saying I'm drooling over TUO HAWT YUNG GUYZ). For the love of G-d, please talk me out of it. (Or else ask me to post the links when I'm done.)

― nona yerbusiness, Wednesday, 28 September 2005 00:20 (twenty years ago)

I like how the premise of this thread was once considered novel.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 00:56 (twenty years ago)

post links ~~trayce~~ nona

― jimmy glass (electricsound), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 00:59 (twenty years ago)

Haha, my confessions from two years ago sound really lame now, since I've made much more embarrassing admissions after that.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 05:23 (twenty years ago)

Hahah get stuffed Jim, that wasnt ME! ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 05:38 (twenty years ago)

(I do know someoen who has started writing Potter slashfic tho... Harry and Snape... ARGH MY EYES. Shes a good writer too, its a bit of a shame...)

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 05:39 (twenty years ago)

i am batman.

― a certain billlionaire, Wednesday, 28 September 2005 05:54 (twenty years ago)

I once killed a man just for snoring too loud.

― Logged Out, I think. How do you do it, anyway? (dave225.3), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 10:37 (twenty years ago)

I thought you said snorting. Would be fun to see! Snorting a person.

― nathalie, a bum like you (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 10:41 (twenty years ago)

i thought it said snogging

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 11:56 (twenty years ago)

Hahah get stuffed Jim, that wasnt ME! ;P

I was going to say something, too, but thought better of it!

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 12:16 (twenty years ago)

How do you snog too loud?!?

― nathalie, a bum like you (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 12:20 (twenty years ago)

ask my ex flatmate

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 12:23 (twenty years ago)

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