TS: Thongs vs. Bikini underwear OR Describe Your Underwear of Choice

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I used to think I was vanilla for preferring women in white cotton underwear to women in thongs. Recently, I've felt that I'm a bit of a perv for my preference. Anyway -- I find nothing sexier than a woman in white cotton bikini underwear.

Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 13 November 2003 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't get me wrong, thongs are great, too, but nowhere near as exciting.

Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 13 November 2003 16:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Amen to you, Jeanne.

Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 13 November 2003 16:55 (twenty-two years ago)

you're my soulmate, Jeanne.

teeny (teeny), Thursday, 13 November 2003 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I love finding kindred spirits.

Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 13 November 2003 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't imagine what my "fat ass" (to use Kristian K's term) would look like in a thong. Bikini all the way.

Citizen Kate (kate), Thursday, 13 November 2003 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Thongs are scary.

NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 13 November 2003 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't fit my hairy fat-ass in either anymore. :(

Soooo boxers! :)

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 13 November 2003 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Elvis liked girls in tidy-whites too, Jeanne.

Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 13 November 2003 17:02 (twenty-two years ago)

: )

Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 13 November 2003 17:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't like thongs at all, on me or anyone else. Thin cotton is miles sexier.

teeny (teeny), Thursday, 13 November 2003 17:05 (twenty-two years ago)

also I find that size 10 girls' underwear fit me much better than womens' underwear; talk about feeling pervy!

teeny (teeny), Thursday, 13 November 2003 17:05 (twenty-two years ago)

That's a great tip, teeny. I'm not entirely surprised. For example, Victoria's Secret string bikini underwear is (overpriced and) saggy in the back. Not comfortable nor fun-looking.

Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 13 November 2003 17:11 (twenty-two years ago)

yes! saggy in the back! I don't have a big rump to fill out women's underwear yet; I'm just glad I finally developed breasts! And all the girls' underwear are so cute and cheap. Also little boy's underwear is cute too, I mean my god, y-front spiderman underroos, come on!

teeny (teeny), Thursday, 13 November 2003 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I like underwear that reaches about an inch or two below my belly button/waist and is not too high cut in the thighs.

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 13 November 2003 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm a boxer man....and have a very hard time parting with them, even if they're slowly shredding beyond the point of utility.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 13 November 2003 18:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I just realized I haven't bought new gotch (that's what we called underwear in Canada) in over a year.

Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 13 November 2003 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

i wear tighties sometimes to keep the boys in check.

Chris B. Sure (Chris V), Thursday, 13 November 2003 18:06 (twenty-two years ago)

alex in nyc otm

cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 13 November 2003 18:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I know I'm covering material that bad standup comics have used for years, but DAMN, what is it with you guys and your holey undies??

teeny (teeny), Thursday, 13 November 2003 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

my boys are always in check because I wasn't afraid to show them a little discipline when they were young.

Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 13 November 2003 18:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't know teeny - I have boxers I can only wear when I'm sure there's no chance of them being seen (sadly I can wear them pretty often)

cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 13 November 2003 18:12 (twenty-two years ago)

who here goes commando? how is that not uncomfortable?

cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 13 November 2003 18:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I like thongs.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 13 November 2003 18:13 (twenty-two years ago)

(goes commando?)

Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 13 November 2003 18:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Jockeys for me, please. keeps the boys snug, lots of coverage.

Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Thursday, 13 November 2003 18:14 (twenty-two years ago)

i have a few rotted pairs of boxers i still wear. one pair has a giant hole from the taint up, but they make for good summer drawers.

Chris B. Sure (Chris V), Thursday, 13 November 2003 18:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I wear boxer-briefs even though they're overpriced. They fit well under pants, but don't restrict things like tighty-whiteys. Plus they look great.

As for women, the prevalence of thongs is seemingly overwhelming, making bikini underwear perv-worthy. I like both, or rather, I prefer it when a woman has both in her, uh, arsenal.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 13 November 2003 18:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Chris, every so often I remember that you're planning on kids and that one day they're going to be Net searching and find descriptions of your boxers like this. It makes me happy.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 13 November 2003 18:20 (twenty-two years ago)

They'll love their father.

Chris B. Sure (Chris V), Thursday, 13 November 2003 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Little kids' underpants are grebt! It's hilarious to see how guys react when they realise that Spiderman is on your ass.


I usually wear bikinis in my preferred colours of red, white, and black. Girly, flowery patterns and pastels are not for me. I don't think thongs are sexy.

Sarah Pedal (call mr. lee), Thursday, 13 November 2003 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I like wearing thongs because they feel sporty. But my staple underwear is "french-cut" briefs--they keep things covered and controlled, but don't look like granny-panty full briefs. I prefer black, because I think white looks so little-girlish. In the spirit of the summer cartoon panties thread, the other day I saw some Felix the Cat undies, but they didn't come large enough for me. Boo hiss.

And I don't like bikinis or hipsters because on me they have a tendency to ride down, and I mean all the way down, to where I might as well have gone commando.

j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 13 November 2003 18:56 (twenty-two years ago)

What about those Victoria's Secret boy-pants things that are boxerish but tight and lacy?

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 13 November 2003 19:05 (twenty-two years ago)

they look good but sometimes they can be a bit too, um, stimulating.

teeny (teeny), Thursday, 13 November 2003 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

wooo! fun at work!

Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Thursday, 13 November 2003 19:44 (twenty-two years ago)

zing

Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 13 November 2003 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)

ah I knew my girlfriend must like them so much for a reason

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 13 November 2003 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I had a pair of Victoria's secret boylike panties. I guess they were a bit shaped like old swim bottoms. Anyway, I thought they were kind of neat and art deco like but the bf did not take to them at all.

I like to wear cotton panties. I have a bajillion different colors and patterns so I always have a pair that I feel like wearing that day (outfit tends to coordinate with them of course!).

Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 13 November 2003 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

count me in with the white-cotton preference on girls. if I was with a woman and she had Spiderman on her ass I think I'd faint from joy.

as for me, commando, for the past eight years.

M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 13 November 2003 19:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I love white undies, but they look dingy even after just one wash. I sure wish some housewife lady would approach me at the laundromat with a huge smile and show me which product to use to keep my whites white and my colors bright. *sigh*

Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 13 November 2003 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Sarah are you talking about the pinkish ones? I like those!

NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 13 November 2003 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

ha ha. No, they were navy, remember? But I guess the pinkish ones (they actually have polka dots too, but they're very subtle) are kind of like that too. AT least, they aren't bikinis.

Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 13 November 2003 20:01 (twenty-two years ago)

(well, not white cotton, just cotton. colors rock. and silver! oh my god, I knew a couple women who had silver underwear and...um, heart attack time)

M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 13 November 2003 20:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I wear thongs mostly - I just like them.

I also have spiderman and the punisher slightly boy leg panties (as evidenced by this thread: "cartoon summer panties"

luna (luna.c), Thursday, 13 November 2003 20:10 (twenty-two years ago)

eight years!

cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 13 November 2003 20:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a spiderman pair, but the motley crue pair is my favorite.

El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 13 November 2003 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)

EIGHT YEARS!

cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 13 November 2003 20:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Matos must run free like a wild pony.

El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 13 November 2003 20:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I remember watching a night court when I was a kid where it was revealed john laroquette's character went commando and finding that hiliariously 'risque'

cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 13 November 2003 20:16 (twenty-two years ago)

as for me, commando, for the past eight years.

But WHY, Matos?

(not that there's anything wrong with it, I usually do it when I'm out of clean laundry, but is there a rationale?)

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 13 November 2003 20:17 (twenty-two years ago)

And he's freeeeeeeeeeeeeee
freeeeeebaaaallin'

nate detritus (natedetritus), Thursday, 13 November 2003 20:26 (twenty-two years ago)

For myself, I typically prefer the ol' sock-on-the-cock.

NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 13 November 2003 20:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I typically prefer the cock in her mouth but to each his own

cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 13 November 2003 20:28 (twenty-two years ago)

an old girlfriend inspired me

M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 13 November 2003 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I like briefs and thongs on women, but the latter probably requires a really good ass. I like variety, and not knowing what to expect until you get there.

I wear briefs myself, generally black. Not many surprises there, but it is what I think men look best in, even me. I do sometimes do without (=go commando, Norman) and don't find it uncomfortable. You are constantly made aware of it when you have no underpants on, and that is a little stimulating.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 13 November 2003 20:34 (twenty-two years ago)

not after the first month or so you don't

M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 13 November 2003 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

But underpants are important in that whole "first line of defense against visible ass sweat on your jeans" aspect!

nate detritus (natedetritus), Thursday, 13 November 2003 20:37 (twenty-two years ago)

(not implying that Matos=unusually sweaty, of course)

nate detritus (natedetritus), Thursday, 13 November 2003 20:37 (twenty-two years ago)

we've seen the fap photos nate!

cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 13 November 2003 20:38 (twenty-two years ago)

jk

cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 13 November 2003 20:38 (twenty-two years ago)

wear black jeans and you will never have this problem

M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 13 November 2003 20:38 (twenty-two years ago)

that old girlfriend laid a headtrip on you man

cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 13 November 2003 20:39 (twenty-two years ago)

But then you find yourself with the problem that you're wearing black jeans.

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 13 November 2003 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I've only EVER worn black jeans--I won't wear blue. this is long before I stopped wearing boxers.

M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 13 November 2003 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

matos check your e-mail

cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 13 November 2003 20:43 (twenty-two years ago)

backatcha

M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 13 November 2003 20:43 (twenty-two years ago)

wow eight years.

athos magnani (Cozen), Thursday, 13 November 2003 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

That's the reason to only do it occasionally, MM!

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 13 November 2003 21:11 (twenty-two years ago)

i like commando, but i'll generally go for boxers, especially if the fabric of my pants is thin. its been heating up here and i've been going commando with shorts. its quite nice.

gaz (gaz), Thursday, 13 November 2003 21:24 (twenty-two years ago)

what is the big deal about eight years? most people who do it have been doing it lots longer. I just said that to mark the fact that I didn't always do it.

M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 13 November 2003 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I want to know what Blount just emailed Matos about...

Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 13 November 2003 21:39 (twenty-two years ago)

It does make you wonder...

El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 13 November 2003 21:42 (twenty-two years ago)

a book that had nothing to do w/any of this. also, some CDs he's owed me for 10 months.

M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 13 November 2003 21:44 (twenty-two years ago)

my hypocrite ass will go commando if I'm wearing basketball shorts (which is actually more wrong than wearing them with pants)

cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 13 November 2003 21:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Thongs and cotton bikinis are both good, and I'd prefer it if both were in a woman's rotation. Bikinis can sometimes be sexier than a thong. 95% of women should not wear thongs under any circumstances.

oops (Oops), Thursday, 13 November 2003 21:46 (twenty-two years ago)

the percentage isn't that high

cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 13 November 2003 21:47 (twenty-two years ago)

This is now a boy-oriented thread. Good work y'all.

ModJ (ModJ), Thursday, 13 November 2003 21:48 (twenty-two years ago)

i don't think there's anything i'm gonna be able to do to wipe this thread from memory

fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 13 November 2003 21:48 (twenty-two years ago)

old y-fronts make excellent cleaning cloths!

teeny (teeny), Thursday, 13 November 2003 21:50 (twenty-two years ago)

blount, maybe not among women aged 18-40, but I stand by that percentage among women aged 18-110.

oops (Oops), Thursday, 13 November 2003 21:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm sorry I fucking said anything

M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 13 November 2003 21:50 (twenty-two years ago)

seriously i need to stick a screwdriver in my ear and jimmy around a little

fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 13 November 2003 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

if i forget how to write or the konami code, thems the breaks

fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 13 November 2003 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

What's the attraction of actually wearing a thong, anyway? Surely its like going around with a wedgie all day?

(There's still time for a male poster to admit to wearing women's underwear here... I know who my money's on)

Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 13 November 2003 21:54 (twenty-two years ago)

thong = no pantie lines

cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 13 November 2003 21:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Going commando made that particularly hot fortnight last summer somewhat more bearable, I discovered.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 13 November 2003 21:55 (twenty-two years ago)

sob

fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 13 November 2003 21:56 (twenty-two years ago)

"some women should not wear thongs"

and some men shouldn't open their mouths. fucking hell.

Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 13 November 2003 21:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Jeanne, that was EXACTLY my thought!

haha Matt, I bet we are thinking the same thing! (I haven't worn women's underwear - it isn't built to work for men at all.)

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 13 November 2003 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Martin - is the person in question likely to inform us of this in his own time? Probably very loudly, and in a public place?

Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 13 November 2003 21:58 (twenty-two years ago)

100% of men shouldn't wear thongs

oops (Oops), Thursday, 13 November 2003 21:59 (twenty-two years ago)

oops and i finally have common ground

fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 13 November 2003 22:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, I am in 95% disagreement with oops.

Jess, just in case you do forget the konami code.

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 13 November 2003 22:00 (twenty-two years ago)

you know, if a woman made my last post, would anyone have a problem with it?

oops (Oops), Thursday, 13 November 2003 22:02 (twenty-two years ago)

yes.

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 13 November 2003 22:03 (twenty-two years ago)

*sigh*

Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 13 November 2003 22:03 (twenty-two years ago)

No ass looks better in a thong than in underwear, male or female, big or small.

Bnad, Thursday, 13 November 2003 22:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Matt, on reflection I suspect that a minor indiscretion of this sort, compared to say "the pig sex was just a side effect" (to completely make up something completely ridiculous) would have been announced loudly and inappropriately long ago.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 13 November 2003 22:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Aaah - so we're agreed. It's Julio, then?

Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 13 November 2003 22:04 (twenty-two years ago)

just pretend my posts are made by cinniblount

oops (Oops), Thursday, 13 November 2003 22:05 (twenty-two years ago)

that's unpossible

fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 13 November 2003 22:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think I'm quite up to speed here - what is it about this 5% of women that enables them to wear a thong?

Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 13 November 2003 22:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean, some women should definitely not wear thongs, but 95%? What kind of asses do these 5% have and where do they live?

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 13 November 2003 22:09 (twenty-two years ago)

(x-post!)

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 13 November 2003 22:09 (twenty-two years ago)

It's not really an issue oops needs to worry about.

El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 13 November 2003 22:10 (twenty-two years ago)

damn literalists

(ooh insulting my ability to get women! nice one!)

oops (Oops), Thursday, 13 November 2003 22:10 (twenty-two years ago)

blount commando and basketball shorts is not hypocritical its just wrong

gaz (gaz), Thursday, 13 November 2003 22:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I know!

cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 13 November 2003 22:20 (twenty-two years ago)

it's just they're so free flowing that I'm like 'let's take it that one step further'

cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 13 November 2003 22:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I dub this style 'hangin with mr. cooper'

cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 13 November 2003 22:21 (twenty-two years ago)

and oops don't even pretend you could bring it like me bamma - you're harold minor to my dominique!

cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 13 November 2003 22:22 (twenty-two years ago)

queers

fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 13 November 2003 22:24 (twenty-two years ago)

get a room already

fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 13 November 2003 22:24 (twenty-two years ago)

(ooh insulting my ability to get women! nice one!)

I don't think you interpreted my post correctly. What I meant was if 95% percent of women were wearing them why would it be your problem?

El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 13 November 2003 22:27 (twenty-two years ago)

nicole clearly you've never been to a bar where construction workers pontificate on which celebrities they'd deign fit to put their dicks in

fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 13 November 2003 22:29 (twenty-two years ago)

same basic idea

fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 13 November 2003 22:29 (twenty-two years ago)

construction workers - well la-di-da mr. bourgie bourgie!

cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 13 November 2003 22:30 (twenty-two years ago)

ex-military too

fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 13 November 2003 22:31 (twenty-two years ago)

and indeterminate slobs

fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 13 November 2003 22:32 (twenty-two years ago)

my bad, EDR
fiddo OTM

oops (Oops), Thursday, 13 November 2003 22:32 (twenty-two years ago)

60% of straight men

fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 13 November 2003 22:32 (twenty-two years ago)

did some research, it's all about "tangas" and "boyshorts".

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 13 November 2003 22:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I think we have identified the 5% in question

Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 13 November 2003 22:34 (twenty-two years ago)

i see guys in the locker room wearing those tight cotton undershort things. they look sort of uncomfortable. sweaty.

i like those boy shorts on the wife though.

gaz (gaz), Thursday, 13 November 2003 22:39 (twenty-two years ago)

The cotton undershort, not too tight, is the way to go.

Ed (dali), Thursday, 13 November 2003 22:41 (twenty-two years ago)

haha!

cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 13 November 2003 23:06 (twenty-two years ago)

haha

(xp hahaha)

oops (Oops), Thursday, 13 November 2003 23:07 (twenty-two years ago)

My dad never wore underwear, so when I was little I thought underpants were only for kids and women.

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 13 November 2003 23:26 (twenty-two years ago)

thank god my father wore underwear

fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 13 November 2003 23:28 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, it gave you the right to be a total asshole

M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 13 November 2003 23:32 (twenty-two years ago)

that and being born in america

fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 13 November 2003 23:33 (twenty-two years ago)

do you churn your own butter, too?

M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 13 November 2003 23:33 (twenty-two years ago)

WORST ANAL SEX EUPHEMISM EVER

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 November 2003 23:35 (twenty-two years ago)

not hardly, Dan

M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 13 November 2003 23:36 (twenty-two years ago)

this is getting a little abstract

(xpost...not anymore)

fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 13 November 2003 23:36 (twenty-two years ago)

not a metaphor nor meant to be one. just seems odd to be seeing what seems like puritanism on an underwear thread, is all.

M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 13 November 2003 23:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll bet you'll never look at the phrase "churning butter" the same way, though.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 November 2003 23:38 (twenty-two years ago)

"puritanism" - well la-di-da!

cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 13 November 2003 23:39 (twenty-two years ago)

yes because ONLY YOU have ever thought of it in that oh-so-clever way hahaha! my world is now turned completely inside out!

M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 13 November 2003 23:39 (twenty-two years ago)

what got your panties into a wad?

cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 13 November 2003 23:40 (twenty-two years ago)

(Tonight the part of cinniblount will be played by Rue McClanahan.)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 November 2003 23:40 (twenty-two years ago)

(haha "seems" x 400 in one sentence followed by a turned-inside-out line)

clearly Dan Perry's straight man today, folks (M Matos), Thursday, 13 November 2003 23:40 (twenty-two years ago)

just BEGGING!

(Dan the Rue line is SO classic!)

M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 13 November 2003 23:41 (twenty-two years ago)

70s Rue or 80s Rue?

cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 13 November 2003 23:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Between the "my world is turned inside-out" and "what got your panties in a wad?" I CANNOT KEEP UP WITH THE STRAIGHT LINES HELP HELP HELP

XPOST

http://www.starlinkproductions.com/images/rue_mcclanahan.jpg

"la-di-da!"

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 November 2003 23:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Golden Girls Rue! (I think/hope)

(damn, Dan, your timing is off! you should've made 15 jokes at my expense by now! I keep feeding you straight lines...)

major xpost

M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 13 November 2003 23:43 (twenty-two years ago)

(Blount--work = foul mood. apologies to all)

M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 13 November 2003 23:44 (twenty-two years ago)

(up to and including gibbo graftington or whatever he calls himself these days)

M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 13 November 2003 23:44 (twenty-two years ago)

so. underwear.

M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 13 November 2003 23:45 (twenty-two years ago)

It chafes like the wind sometimes!

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 November 2003 23:46 (twenty-two years ago)

under where? hahaha oh man

good times @ilx (James Blount), Thursday, 13 November 2003 23:47 (twenty-two years ago)

didn't Patrick Swayze have a hit with that song in 1989?

M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 13 November 2003 23:47 (twenty-two years ago)

you're thinking of christopher cross

cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 13 November 2003 23:48 (twenty-two years ago)

the one where's about to go to mexico

cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 13 November 2003 23:48 (twenty-two years ago)

no, "It chafes like the wind/In my dreee-ee-eeams"

M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 13 November 2003 23:49 (twenty-two years ago)

here's some dorkiness - the painting of mr. swayze in donnie darko was based on the artwork for that single

cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 13 November 2003 23:50 (twenty-two years ago)

and now you know...the rest of the story

cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 13 November 2003 23:50 (twenty-two years ago)

still haven't seen donnie darko (yes I know that and tusk shoot me)

M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 13 November 2003 23:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I like the idea of cinniblount being ilx's paul harvey.

El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 13 November 2003 23:53 (twenty-two years ago)

friends let me tell about this thermos

cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 13 November 2003 23:54 (twenty-two years ago)

haha!

"show me one post...that says that"

M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 13 November 2003 23:54 (twenty-two years ago)

(Jeanne I am sorry for ruining your lovely thread about underwear)

M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 13 November 2003 23:55 (twenty-two years ago)

(lord was it lovely. underwear, mmmm.)

M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 13 November 2003 23:58 (twenty-two years ago)

more girls need to post on this stat

cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 13 November 2003 23:59 (twenty-two years ago)

what about girls who don't wear panties?

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 14 November 2003 00:03 (twenty-two years ago)

oh I can totally rock with that

cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 14 November 2003 00:03 (twenty-two years ago)

hence my life's motto

cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 14 November 2003 00:03 (twenty-two years ago)

"girl take them draws off"

cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 14 November 2003 00:04 (twenty-two years ago)

how's that workin' out for you?

luna (luna.c), Friday, 14 November 2003 00:04 (twenty-two years ago)

my suicide is planned for friday

cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 14 November 2003 00:04 (twenty-two years ago)

girls who don't are equally classic with girls who wear cotton or silver or whatever.

M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 14 November 2003 00:06 (twenty-two years ago)

awww, it's ok blount, lots of girls don't wear underwear

luna (luna.c), Friday, 14 November 2003 00:07 (twenty-two years ago)

classic if they're wearing a dress/skirt

oops (Oops), Friday, 14 November 2003 00:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Matos appetite for the underwear area knows few bounds

gaz (gaz), Friday, 14 November 2003 00:08 (twenty-two years ago)

:-)

M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 14 November 2003 00:09 (twenty-two years ago)

eightwhole years. a record.

athos magnani (Cozen), Friday, 14 November 2003 00:09 (twenty-two years ago)

fuck off, cozen

M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 14 November 2003 00:11 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images2.nordstrom.com/images/store/product/medium/68200.jpg

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 14 November 2003 00:12 (twenty-two years ago)

hah, chill!

athos magnani (Cozen), Friday, 14 November 2003 00:13 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.purpleskirt.com/images/products/AL00336-l.jpg

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 14 November 2003 00:14 (twenty-two years ago)

woah those are ugly pants.

athos magnani (Cozen), Friday, 14 November 2003 00:15 (twenty-two years ago)

rosemary, you want the cartoon summer panties thread

oops (Oops), Friday, 14 November 2003 00:16 (twenty-two years ago)

that's like telling Jess about a grime garage thread!

M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 14 November 2003 00:17 (twenty-two years ago)

"felicity, you want the baseball thread"

M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 14 November 2003 00:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Figure-hugging shorts all the way for me. Commando can sort of be nice, but to be honest it has to be in private, ideally only with the gf and some loose trackie bottoms. Otherwise you just know that anyone who chooses to look can see the outline of every vein, and even I don't want that to be so.

And, should anyone have been wondering if I wear women's underwear, I don't, never have done, and can't see the appeal. Sorry to disappoint, lads :)

Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 14 November 2003 00:19 (twenty-two years ago)

that vein part disturbed me there mark

cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 14 November 2003 00:20 (twenty-two years ago)

i will make this the cartoon summer fun panties thread

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 14 November 2003 00:22 (twenty-two years ago)

matos i spent my dinner trying to figure out what's "puritan" about not wanting see your dad's sac, but i just couldn't.

then i threw up.

fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 14 November 2003 00:33 (twenty-two years ago)

haha possibly most xposts ever!!

fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 14 November 2003 00:33 (twenty-two years ago)

no, you're right, I overreacted. sorry.

M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 14 November 2003 00:35 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm a bit sensetive about "tmi" from your parents these days

fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 14 November 2003 00:36 (twenty-two years ago)

my parents too

fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 14 November 2003 00:36 (twenty-two years ago)

it wasn't about that, I just felt like I was getting ganged up on earlier for daring to answer the thread question.

M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 14 November 2003 00:37 (twenty-two years ago)

(the "daring to answer" wordage being part of the overreaction obv.)

M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 14 November 2003 00:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Um, I'm wearing white silk bikini pants with lack trim right now if it helps y'all stop talking about Matos's disturbing lack of underwear. I have both bikinis and g-strings. But I also have approximately 457 pairs of underwear (last count) soooo I am not someone who really should be missing any type of underwear. You ask for it, I got it.

Allyzay, Friday, 14 November 2003 03:36 (twenty-two years ago)

thanks ally. i had been worrying over matos lack of undies all day. now i can stop.

gaz (gaz), Friday, 14 November 2003 03:39 (twenty-two years ago)

considering i often wear the same pair of trousers from one day to the next the idea of going without underwear makes me feel slightly ill. but if the pants get changed every day then no gripes here

the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 14 November 2003 03:39 (twenty-two years ago)

why?

gaz (gaz), Friday, 14 November 2003 03:40 (twenty-two years ago)

There is an ILXor who has gone two weeks on 3 pairs of underwear and told some of this proudly one night. I will not reveal who. But that's just stank.

Allyzay, Friday, 14 November 2003 03:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I am cotton briefs or bikini all the way. I have some thongs but I have to think extra hard about the kind of mood I will be in before I wear them. They make me concentrate too much. I am very anti lace or silk as I hateto itch or go slippy sliding across my bum. Boys never notice my underwear anyway.

I should take pics of the tighty whities i dyed girly colors and silk screened Elvis and Mr T on, as posted to the summer panty thread.

Carey (Carey), Friday, 14 November 2003 03:46 (twenty-two years ago)

They make you concentrate??

Allyzay, Friday, 14 November 2003 03:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally why cum you aren't on IM listening to my tales from Michigan?

ModJ (ModJ), Friday, 14 November 2003 03:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Ok, since I reveal everything else about myself, why not continue the trend here?

Granny panties. White, silky-feeling granny panties. You know the type -- the conservative brief-type undies with extra fabric just in case you want to totally feel like everything is covered? I've seen Daisy Dukes that cover less. But hell, I'm comfortable in them, and I don't see myself changing styles of underwear even if I lost a lot of weight. *laughs* Like this is supposed to be a surprise... ?!?!

If you're okay with wearing bikinis, more power to you, but if you wear thongs... um, I will never understand.

Pancakes For Breakfast! (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 14 November 2003 03:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Cos I'm at my house watching my boyfriend play a video game, Jimm-may. Another day.

I don't understand the thong hate here.

Allyzay, Friday, 14 November 2003 03:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Awsome!

ModJ (ModJ), Friday, 14 November 2003 03:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Awesome, again...

ModJ (ModJ), Friday, 14 November 2003 03:52 (twenty-two years ago)

i had a thong for some reason but it felt horrible (and no doubt looked ridiculous) and i only wore it twice and i threw it away.

my wife wears them sometimes. she looks good in them.

gaz (gaz), Friday, 14 November 2003 03:58 (twenty-two years ago)

gaz thats far more disturbing than anything matos has ever told me, and i dont even know what you look like

fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 14 November 2003 04:10 (twenty-two years ago)

er, my wife doesn't wear the pair i had...

gaz (gaz), Friday, 14 November 2003 04:16 (twenty-two years ago)

gaz is a modern day charles atlas

the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 14 November 2003 04:17 (twenty-two years ago)

c'mon. it wasn't like i wore it for 8 years without changing my pants.

gaz (gaz), Friday, 14 November 2003 04:21 (twenty-two years ago)

true. and i wont have to think about your dick slapping your thigh every time i'm being edited.

fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 14 November 2003 04:25 (twenty-two years ago)

erm, perhaps i should have kept that to myself

fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 14 November 2003 04:27 (twenty-two years ago)

o fuck

gaz (gaz), Friday, 14 November 2003 04:29 (twenty-two years ago)

oh, slappy knows he's one of my favorite people in the world

fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 14 November 2003 04:31 (twenty-two years ago)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

ModJ (ModJ), Friday, 14 November 2003 04:32 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.kissfanshop.de/shop/Artikel/Merchandise/grossmitSchrift/KIME350shortsred-RockandRollover.jpg

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 14 November 2003 04:32 (twenty-two years ago)

(haha matos is NEVER going to buy anything from me ever again)

slappo commandington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 14 November 2003 04:34 (twenty-two years ago)

When gaz wears a thong, he calls himself Maree...

colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 14 November 2003 04:40 (twenty-two years ago)

people in glass houses etc colin

gaz (gaz), Friday, 14 November 2003 04:41 (twenty-two years ago)

i will admit to wearing ladies underwear once at a lovers request. it was...awkward. (though it does lend creedence to my theory that i always date girls who wear the same size clothes as me at the time.)

fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 14 November 2003 04:43 (twenty-two years ago)

boy i'm all mouth tonight

fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 14 November 2003 04:44 (twenty-two years ago)

You tell them about my lederhosen thing, gaz, and I give your bikini briefs the rear admiral.

colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 14 November 2003 05:05 (twenty-two years ago)

G-string all the way baby. (not thong which i tend to think of having a larger strip in back. I mean "string".)

I used to be anti-these and always wore bikinis but now I'm all about the all-cotton g-strings. They are *soo* comfortable. I hate feeling all bound up down there. Also I always wear low-rise pants so the little triangle peeking up in the back when I bend over is definitely more preferable than a big ol' swatch of "Hanes Her Way".

A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Friday, 14 November 2003 05:28 (twenty-two years ago)

hi Jess!

Slappy Slappington (M Matos), Friday, 14 November 2003 06:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Please don't fight

nato peacekeepington (natedetritus), Friday, 14 November 2003 07:09 (twenty-two years ago)

hstencil, Friday, 14 November 2003 07:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Hahahahahahaha

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 14 November 2003 07:12 (twenty-two years ago)

JESUS FUCK, THAT IS THE LAST THING EVER I WANT TO SEE IN A THREAD ABOUT UNDERPANTS AND THE SHUNNING THEREOF

nate detritus (natedetritus), Friday, 14 November 2003 07:13 (twenty-two years ago)

don't be so limited, nate.

hstencil, Friday, 14 November 2003 07:20 (twenty-two years ago)

shit i just spat beer over the screen


nates a puritan like jess

gaz (gaz), Friday, 14 November 2003 09:02 (twenty-two years ago)

haha

M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 14 November 2003 09:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha today i'm "commando" w/button-fly!

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 15 November 2003 03:30 (twenty-two years ago)

It never occurred to me that this might be strange!!

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 15 November 2003 03:33 (twenty-two years ago)

for chrissake look what i admitted above...while not drunk!...I AM NOT A PURITAN

fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 15 November 2003 03:37 (twenty-two years ago)

nb: i am drunk (and high) now, however.

fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 15 November 2003 03:38 (twenty-two years ago)

dubplate style!!

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 15 November 2003 03:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you think I actually read any posts but my own??

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 15 November 2003 03:45 (twenty-two years ago)

no.

fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 15 November 2003 04:01 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 15 November 2003 23:11 (twenty-two years ago)

WHERE ARE THE PICTURES OF PEOPLE IN THONGS?

DV (dirtyvicar), Sunday, 16 November 2003 01:59 (twenty-two years ago)

i'll try and dig one out. you'll be sorry.

gaz (gaz), Sunday, 16 November 2003 07:35 (twenty-two years ago)

While holidaying last month in Florida i happened to notice lots of ladies wearing cotton shorts with the name of their college/home town sprawled across their arse.Any pother holiday makers happen notice this ?

its me again ! (its me again !), Sunday, 16 November 2003 08:23 (twenty-two years ago)

This is one of the most rediculous revolting trends ever (who wants to draw attention to their buttocks???) and can be chalked up to fallout from the j-lo factor. Maybe.

mouse, Sunday, 16 November 2003 22:59 (twenty-two years ago)

seven months pass...
REVIVAL!

I lurve cute girls in vintage Fruit of the Looms. I saw a girl at the gym wearing 'em, and it totally spun my wheels. Whew.

x Jeremy (Atila the Honeybun), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)

on what planet do girls walk around the jim in their underwear

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:40 (twenty-one years ago)

She was walking to the steam room. About 5'8'' , latina, with low-slung nylon kappa pants over the top of which the undies peeked white and beaconlike as if cast from a hurricane lantern.

x Jeremy (Atila the Honeybun), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:43 (twenty-one years ago)

this is getting a little fetish slash forme

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:44 (twenty-one years ago)

...and then harry potter did draco malefoy in the butt under the watchful gaze of willow, simultaneously mounted by a diaperclad wookie..

x Jeremy (Atila the Honeybun), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:45 (twenty-one years ago)

wot no calvin and hobbes?

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:46 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.donnaemobley.com/Opus___Bill.jpg

x Jeremy (Atila the Honeybun), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I still can't believe how fucking retarded the overreaction to what I said above was.

Matos W.K. (M Matos), Friday, 18 June 2004 21:51 (twenty-one years ago)

i picked up some basic briefs cos i've been biking a lot recently. and i must say, they're all right.

g--ff (gcannon), Friday, 18 June 2004 22:02 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...
This thread is easily my greatest contribution to the Web.

Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 15:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I've gotten bored with thongs in general usually. It is better to sleep in bikini + tshirt than it is to sleep in thong + tshirt. And I am generally too lazy to put on actual sleeping clothes.

Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm very happy with the three-pack of cotton (not cotton+spandex, thank you) bikinis and string bikinis from 0ld Navy. Affordable, thin, low on waist. I can't ask for anything more, well, except maybe some fun colors. They only come in white, gray, and black.

Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 16:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Has anybody here tried the Anti-Panti?

"Anti-Panti is an adhesive-backed cotton disc that sticks to the inside of your pants and eliminates the need to wear underwear."

Paul Eater (eater), Friday, 20 August 2004 17:29 (twenty-one years ago)

for girls bikini>>>>thongs.

i love superhero underwear on my girlfriend.

i wear a mix of boxers, briefs, and boxer briefs.

anti-panti makes me think of 3day underwear.

AaronK (AaronK), Friday, 20 August 2004 17:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I hadn't realised there was a need to wear underwear, so I cannot imagine how that thing eliminates it.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 20 August 2004 22:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't believe I answered the titular question on this thread.

I also can't believe I took some time to actually read through the whole thread (first time, sadly enough).

Color me disbelieving yet AGAIN, because I'm going to post this: part of my anti-buttless undies stance is due to my having a stereotypically Latina big boom boom. This is a boom boom that needs to be covered, ladies and gents.

Signed,

Too TMI For My Own Effing Good (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 21 August 2004 05:01 (twenty-one years ago)

b-b-but Latina boom booms are the loveliest things on god's green earth.

oops (Oops), Saturday, 21 August 2004 05:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know about that, oops. (Uh, I think I'll leave it at that.)

Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 21 August 2004 05:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I AM NOT GOING TO ENGAGE IN THIS THREAD. i HAVE ALREADY HAD SEX TODAY. I AM NOT.

Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Saturday, 21 August 2004 06:05 (twenty-one years ago)

two years pass...
anal floss sux, bikinis rule for gurls
i only wear boxers as pajamas, and even then i have my briefs on underneath!
commando is vile (at least for dudes) i should try those boxer brief things.....

gershy, Sunday, 1 April 2007 20:53 (eighteen years ago)

Why does this whole thread think that thongs are worn to impress? They're not, they're worn to eradicate panty lines from the face of the earth, and quite frankly more people should try them. Especially since we're going into spring/summer, the season of lightweight and light-colored fabrics (I cannot believe some of the things I've seen under white pants GAWD). But whatever, underwear is just more laundry to do and one more item to find/don in the morning, and you know how lazy I am. Forget it.

Laurel, Sunday, 1 April 2007 21:10 (eighteen years ago)

They are called "hipsters" on the label, which is hilarious. Cheap cotton lower-slung bikini briefs, mos defs undies of choice. I coould give a fuck abt the VPL, lack of VPL is an unrealistic expectations and it's not like I'm on the Oscar runway. In the summer I just wear skirts anyway, khakis et. al. make me feel like a drive-in theatre screen.

If I were a dude I know I'd wear boxer briefs. i don't get wtf is up w/fly-free male boxers tho.

Abbott, Sunday, 1 April 2007 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

I actually didn't even think anyone found panties a really big deal until I saw High Fidelity!

Abbott, Sunday, 1 April 2007 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

i don't know any guy who cares about VPL, only complaints i've heard come from catty gay dudes

gershy, Sunday, 1 April 2007 21:42 (eighteen years ago)

I don't think general avoidance of VPL has anything to do with what men think...? I abhor it because it's indiscreet and I don't want the entire world behind me on the sidewalk or escalator to think about my undergarments, plus it's a distraction from the rest of my person/presentation.

Laurel, Sunday, 1 April 2007 21:50 (eighteen years ago)

I'm with you on not caring too much about VPL. I own precisely two thongs which I haven't worn in ages. I would never wear white pants so that's not really a concern. Undergarments of choice = vs body by victoria biknis or some jockey style that doesn't produce any lines at all.

ENBB, Sunday, 1 April 2007 21:53 (eighteen years ago)

They are called "hipsters" on the label, which is hilarious.


i have these. they tend to, er, ride down.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/92/232295764_f17f6fb084.jpg

get bent, Sunday, 1 April 2007 22:16 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, I work in an office building where people are totally into that conservative corporate dressy thing, so white pants will be making an appearance with high-heeled mules in a month or so. Brrghghghghh.

Laurel, Sunday, 1 April 2007 22:19 (eighteen years ago)

white pants will be making an appearance with high-heeled mules

Oh no! I'm so sorry.

ENBB, Sunday, 1 April 2007 22:22 (eighteen years ago)

gotch (that's what we called underwear in Canada)

WTF?

Sundar, Sunday, 1 April 2007 23:25 (eighteen years ago)

i agree with laurel about the panty line issue. thongs are generally more comfortable too.

i advocate boxer-briefs in a non-white color for the mens.

bell_labs, Monday, 2 April 2007 00:41 (eighteen years ago)

eight years pass...

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/05/28/fashion/young-women-say-no-to-thongs.html

boooooooooooo

k3vin k., Thursday, 28 May 2015 18:05 (ten years ago)

back then you could say things

an absolute feast of hardcore fanboy LOLs surrounding (imago), Thursday, 28 May 2015 18:36 (ten years ago)

thongs are fucking horrible

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 28 May 2015 18:47 (ten years ago)

thongs are p gross

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 28 May 2015 18:52 (ten years ago)


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