who the fuck is alizee?

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who the fuck is that alizee girl? and why is she dancing?

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Sunday, 7 December 2003 14:02 (twenty-two years ago)

can anybody tell me why?

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Sunday, 7 December 2003 14:02 (twenty-two years ago)

i guess not

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Sunday, 7 December 2003 14:05 (twenty-two years ago)

You talk far too much, my friend

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Sunday, 7 December 2003 14:13 (twenty-two years ago)

yes, i doth

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Sunday, 7 December 2003 16:54 (twenty-two years ago)

A teen-aged French pop singer. Her biggest hit was titled "Moi...Lolita".

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Sunday, 7 December 2003 19:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I remember that song. The video was very provocative, featuring her teasing/stringing along her twenty-something boyfriend at a disco.
Paedo-pop before its time.

― pete s, Sunday, 7 December 2003 20:43 (twenty-two years ago)

When was the "time" for paedo-pop?

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 7 December 2003 21:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Paedo-pop before its time.

Isn't the whole point of paedo-pop that it's before its time?

― Prude (Prude), Sunday, 7 December 2003 21:27 (twenty-two years ago)

give that man a rubber chicken and a groucho mask

― chris (chris), Sunday, 7 December 2003 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Wokka wokka.

― Prude (Prude), Sunday, 7 December 2003 21:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I just meant before it became recognized as a niche with tatu.
But of course dozens of underage kids have been marketed before now
singing about sex (mainly in Europe).

― pete s, Sunday, 7 December 2003 22:06 (twenty-two years ago)

but tatu arent hot

― charltonlido (gareth), Sunday, 7 December 2003 23:15 (twenty-two years ago)

(splutters)

― pete s, Sunday, 7 December 2003 23:19 (twenty-two years ago)

gareth otm

― the surface noise (electricsound), Sunday, 7 December 2003 23:24 (twenty-two years ago)

but tatu arent hot
well they're from russia, and it's wintertime.

― ken c, Monday, 8 December 2003 00:23 (twenty-two years ago)

http://users.skynet.be/smirnoff/alizee_ass.gif

― JaXoN (JasonD), Monday, 8 December 2003 00:54 (twenty-two years ago)

was wondering how long it would take before someone posted one of those.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Monday, 8 December 2003 00:54 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.lesigh.com/forum/images/smiles/Alizee_danceS.gif

― JaXoN (JasonD), Monday, 8 December 2003 00:55 (twenty-two years ago)

oh, well that one's just not big enough. :(

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Monday, 8 December 2003 01:13 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/pablo_mcpablo/shake.txt

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Monday, 8 December 2003 01:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Much better.

― ModJ (ModJ), Monday, 8 December 2003 03:40 (twenty-two years ago)

but tatu arent hot

Dude, what about the MTV Awards, when they came out with an army of teenage fake lesbians? (Poss. real teenage lesbians)

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 8 December 2003 03:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I want more.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Monday, 8 December 2003 16:27 (twenty-two years ago)

you asked for it

http://www.parkrocker.net/advent/4/fatty_dance.gif

― JaXoN (JasonD), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 10:53 (twenty-two years ago)

OK, I just can't look at that thing on the new answers blog another minute.

― THAT Kate (kate), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 11:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Whose head is that, JaXon?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 14:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I think that's the infamous Star Wars Kid.

― Kim (Kim), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 01:40 (twenty-two years ago)

WTF??? more pictures of that girl... she's fine

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 18:51 (twenty-two years ago)

seriously

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 18:51 (twenty-two years ago)

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

you know you wanna

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

work that ass girl!

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah!

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

you heard me!

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

is this thread dead?

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

guess so

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

please?

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 18:55 (twenty-two years ago)

help a brother out

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 18:55 (twenty-two years ago)

don't be hatein

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 18:58 (twenty-two years ago)

fine

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 19:01 (twenty-two years ago)

y'all can suck my @$$

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 19:01 (twenty-two years ago)

unless somebdy starts talking

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)

like...

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 19:05 (twenty-two years ago)

now

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 19:05 (twenty-two years ago)

hey, tell me how to put pictures in

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)

now

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 19:09 (twenty-two years ago)

do it now

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 19:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Hehehe...

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)

no.... no laughing

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 21:03 (twenty-two years ago)

that is not permitted

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 21:10 (twenty-two years ago)

you will now be shot

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 21:10 (twenty-two years ago)

*cocks an AK-47 and points*

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 21:11 (twenty-two years ago)

A REVIOR BITCH!

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 21:11 (twenty-two years ago)

(Yay!)

― Bitch (coco), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 21:13 (twenty-two years ago)

ha ha. You are Jon Williams, jr.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 21:17 (twenty-two years ago)

haha

― Dale the Titled (cprek), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 21:17 (twenty-two years ago)

how you do that? i wanna put 1000 pix of that ass-bump in this thread!

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 21:22 (twenty-two years ago)

also, i thought you were off when you said:

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you need to restate your thesis more clearly.

― El Santo Claus (Kingfish), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 21:23 (twenty-two years ago)

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― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 21:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Try here, johnny

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 21:25 (twenty-two years ago)

okay

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 21:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm just playing with you, johnny.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

That's the funniest shit I've ever seen.

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 16 December 2003 21:32 (twenty-two years ago)

And this shit doesnt get deleted.

You lot are insane.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 23:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Trayce OTM.

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 00:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Nope. Fritz is OTM.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 04:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Or Fitz. Whatever. Im going to bed.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 04:24 (twenty-two years ago)

On the methamphetamines

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 04:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Mark my words:

I will detsroy her anus.

― fletrejet, Wednesday, 17 December 2003 04:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Buttswagger on two. Bloop.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 04:37 (twenty-two years ago)

bleep

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 10:52 (twenty-two years ago)

SWA!

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 10:54 (twenty-two years ago)

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/jo.bhosle/alizeeascii.gif

― zappi (joni), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 11:43 (twenty-two years ago)

That's amazing.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 12:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I just want to point out that contrary to opinion I am not responsible for all of these Alizee gifs and this is all proof. That is amazing though. An ASCII Christmas gift to the world.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 24 December 2003 14:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm informed she's some hot woman

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 14:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Sweet jeebus, that's fantastic. I think I'm aroused.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 15:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Well I only have this info from one source, but he seemed pretty convinced. I imagine we can proceed. Good luck J!

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 15:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I want a T-shirt.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 24 December 2003 15:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I want a good pair of pants.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 15:10 (twenty-two years ago)

i love anybody who can put 1000 pictures of alizee on this thread

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:42 (twenty-two years ago)

i seriously do

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:51 (twenty-two years ago)

bump

― bump, Sunday, 4 January 2004 21:49 (twenty-two years ago)

That was worth it.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Sunday, 4 January 2004 23:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Immediately, I feel deeply ashamed about that

― Nik (Nik), Sunday, 4 January 2004 23:00 (twenty-two years ago)

don't

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Friday, 16 January 2004 22:45 (twenty-two years ago)

first realize that i love you

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Friday, 16 January 2004 22:45 (twenty-two years ago)

wait, that's only 999

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Friday, 16 January 2004 22:45 (twenty-two years ago)

i hate you now

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Friday, 16 January 2004 22:45 (twenty-two years ago)

what now?

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Friday, 16 January 2004 22:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Why hasn't anyone stabbed you in the trachea with a barbecue fork yet?

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Friday, 16 January 2004 23:48 (twenty-two years ago)

the link before last is a virus according to my system.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 16 January 2004 23:51 (twenty-two years ago)

is johnny fitz c-man's little brother?

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 17 January 2004 00:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Y'know, I don't know. But nevertheless, it's all good. No, really.

Hang on, I actually mean that.

― Matt (Matt), Saturday, 17 January 2004 03:16 (twenty-two years ago)

No, wait, no....no...no. I don't.

― Matt (Matt), Saturday, 17 January 2004 03:16 (twenty-two years ago)

you need to watch your tv more to se more about elize

― emily shitzuo, Saturday, 17 January 2004 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

or more pr0n.... like i really want

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Monday, 26 January 2004 23:59 (twenty-one years ago)

at the seafood bar
http://www.richmondandrigg.co.uk/prawn.jpg
"hey sexy, how you doin'? fancy going back for some coffee? or maybe a prawn cocktail?"
"oooh! that sounds lovely, i'd love that"

http://www.saltspring.com/sushi/prawn.gif
"wow i do like these sunbeds of yours!"
"fancy watching a video?"
"ok"

http://www.blue-moon.co.nz/images/raw_prawn_meat.jpg
"i hope you don't mind naughty videos!"
"it's turning me on now, let's get nakkid like them!"

http://www.sea-ex.com/fishphotos/redspotprawn.jpg
"aurrg, you're a naughty prawn!"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/kent/food/asian/images/prawn.jpg
"HELLO!!"
"hey, this is my mate paul, i hope you don't mind him joining in"
"oh my!"

http://www.bigart.co.uk/katedooley/prawn_cocktail-.JPG
"YEAH BABY YEAH"
"SHRIMPLY THE BEST!!!"

http://www.rnw.nl/development/assets/images/030715prawn1.jpg
"WOAH, IT'S A TRIPLE PECKER DECKER!"

http://www.gundersonphotography.com/prawn.jpg
the money shot

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 27 January 2004 00:39 (twenty-one years ago)

ken c, i kiss you.

― aleksandr supertramp (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 27 January 2004 00:40 (twenty-one years ago)

the plastic fork is KINKY!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 27 January 2004 01:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Prawnfic. I really have seen everything now.

― Leee Majors (Leee), Tuesday, 27 January 2004 01:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I am overwhelmed.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 27 January 2004 02:43 (twenty-one years ago)

nice.

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)

hahahahahhahah that's awesome

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 19:18 (twenty-one years ago)

nine months pass...

I just downloaded what claimed to be an Alizee video and is actually a montage of Alizee photos and clips with Evanescence's "My Immortal" playing over them. It opens with the text (black on blank white screen),

"On the 21st of august, 1984 ...
it must have been a rainy day ...
but it wasn't really raining ...
heaven was crying because it lost its most beautiful angel...."

And then BOOM we go from white screen to photo of Alizee, as Ms Lee sings, "leave me alone, these wounds won't seem to heal."

It's so much like a memorial tribute (it ends with a shot of Alizee Photoshopped to Liz Taylor White Diamonds gauziness, and the slogan "You'll always be in our hearts"), that I just checked to see if she was dead, and she doesn't seem to be.

It's creepy and wonderful.

Unless she IS dead.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 8 November 2004 00:45 (twenty-one years ago)

wait so
where can I see her boobies?

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Monday, 8 November 2004 05:48 (twenty-one years ago)

oh Alizee, in these troubled times we need your bangin' ass more than ever

― Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Monday, 8 November 2004 06:20 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qrb-cQWJEFM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2vtStMIiSU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gD0S0WSOStw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sD5H3fl_LNU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GUwhadOAGU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ytxd9V1xFw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZGhj9c8tzo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvjJgbT_QLg

― kingfish ubermensch dishwasher sundae (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 15 April 2006 08:29 (nineteen years ago)

THANK YOU!

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Saturday, 15 April 2006 09:11 (nineteen years ago)

I just watched that without the sound. It was nice. She know how to work it

― Mr Jones (Mr Jones), Saturday, 15 April 2006 10:39 (nineteen years ago)

Her songs are amazing! Lui et Toi! Moi Lolita! Gourmandaise!

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Saturday, 15 April 2006 10:43 (nineteen years ago)

she makes songs?

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Saturday, 15 April 2006 10:44 (nineteen years ago)

The songs are great, actually. I keep meaning to pick up an album.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 15 April 2006 10:53 (nineteen years ago)

I bet her voice is very squeaki.

― Mr Jones (Mr Jones), Saturday, 15 April 2006 10:56 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, the music's great! Pretty, sleazy stuff, Gainbsourg would be proud!

Where did she get off to, anyway? Last album's from, like, 2003.

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Saturday, 15 April 2006 11:32 (nineteen years ago)

The begining of this thread = Moi LOLita, btw.

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Saturday, 15 April 2006 11:34 (nineteen years ago)

Her La Isla Bonita cover is great.

― Big Willy and the Twins (miloaukerman), Saturday, 15 April 2006 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

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