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This is a thread where you take a post by an ILXor out of its original context and place it HERE, where we may consider it as indicative of their personality as a whole. Like this:

sip me gently.

-- Casuistry (chri...), December 12th, 2003.

See? It's easy! And fun!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 13 December 2003 07:36 (twenty-two years ago)

It's easy! And fun!

-- @d@ml

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 13 December 2003 07:40 (twenty-two years ago)

The hardest truths are the hurtingest ones.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 13 December 2003 07:44 (twenty-two years ago)

stop being a choad

-- cinniblount

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 13 December 2003 07:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Rice Krispie Treats!

-- oops (don'temailmenicelad...), October 22nd, 2003

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 13 December 2003 07:46 (twenty-two years ago)

hahaha

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 13 December 2003 07:47 (twenty-two years ago)

ANd I hav a feeliung Im totally gonna be ahsamed of myslef in the morning.

-- nickalicious (nza2342...), March 20th, 2003.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 13 December 2003 07:48 (twenty-two years ago)

the endtimes are upon us.

-- erico b. rakimington (dubplatestyl...), November 11th, 2003.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 13 December 2003 07:52 (twenty-two years ago)

My ultimate goal would be harvesting high quality food for self-sufficiency and flowers (mostly flowers).

-- Sébastien Chikara

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 13 December 2003 07:54 (twenty-two years ago)

wonderful

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 13 December 2003 07:55 (twenty-two years ago)

b. eat my fuc.
-- fiddo centington (dubplatestyl...)

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 13 December 2003 07:55 (twenty-two years ago)

oh god my head

-- luna

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 13 December 2003 07:57 (twenty-two years ago)

time passes slowly up here in the prairie.

-- amateurist (amateuris...), April 29th, 2003

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 13 December 2003 07:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Sometimes, the obvious is the best:

whoaaaa i'm iTrippin my nut sack in a frenzy of dik play

-- electric sound of jim (electricsoun...), May 27th, 2003.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 13 December 2003 07:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Equally irresistible:

LA Gear is wack, check out my British Knights - and my bro has some wicked SPX

-- stevem (bluesk...), March 28th, 2003.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 13 December 2003 08:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Is there anything in life that can't be boiled down to comedy catchphrases? Christgau, perhaps?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 13 December 2003 08:02 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah yeah yeah, I'm a hardass about this stuff with these Go! CDs. sue me.
-- M Matos (michaelangelomato...), December 3rd, 2003. (link)

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Saturday, 13 December 2003 08:28 (twenty-two years ago)

the weapon is the cock, obvs.
-- Sonny A.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 13 December 2003 08:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I am completley puzzled (and possibly flattered?) by that original quote. I don't even remember saying that. (I probably talk too much.)

― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 13 December 2003 08:54 (twenty-two years ago)

sort yourselves out

-- the surface noise

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 13 December 2003 11:09 (twenty-two years ago)

he died as he lived: with jelly on his face.
-- jess

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 13 December 2003 11:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Yay MST ref!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 13 December 2003 16:24 (twenty-two years ago)

You wake up in a dinghy in the middle of the Atlantic to find you are being given a very aggressive handjob by Billy Idol...

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Do you:
a) Use the Dragon Powder
b) Quote Bukowski
c) Ejaculate

????

-- Moran (parschnipe...), May 21st, 2003 8:19 AM. (Nordicskillz)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Saturday, 13 December 2003 16:28 (twenty-two years ago)

i just got a nasty virus. i had chills, fever, nausea, loose stools, dizzines and great sorrow. i had to leave work. has anyone else go tthis?
-- Mike Hanle y

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Saturday, 13 December 2003 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Man, I knew that Billy Idol handjob thing would come back to haunt me someday...

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 13 December 2003 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Similarly, the pairing of Billy Idol with the term 'handjob' will haunt me for life.

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 13 December 2003 18:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you think that there's anything Billy Idol doesn't do "agressively"?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 13 December 2003 18:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Thanks, Noodles, for getting the cock back up.

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...)

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 13 December 2003 18:21 (twenty-two years ago)

sometimes you see a beautiful girl and it just ruins your day completely.

-- jess

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 13 December 2003 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)

oh god i want pie
-- strongo hulkington

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 13 December 2003 19:16 (twenty-two years ago)

ENOUGH BICKERING, MORE BABY SPICE.
-- The Lady Ms Lurex

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 13 December 2003 19:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm an asshole and a bitch!!! *smooches*
-- Carey

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 13 December 2003 19:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Fuck the hataz.
-- NA (naamm...), December 12th, 2003.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 13 December 2003 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Did I make any sense at all?
-- Dave225 (adspac...), April 12th, 2002.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 13 December 2003 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Owwww, my left nut.
-- Sean Carruthers (oneir...), December 8th, 2003.

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 13 December 2003 20:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 13 December 2003 20:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll settle for manboobs if I could keep up my dandy highwaymanism.
-- Mr Noodles (infin...), December 12th, 2003.

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 13 December 2003 20:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Kim has been waiting for this thread for years.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 13 December 2003 20:29 (twenty-two years ago)

What?
- Aja

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 13 December 2003 21:03 (twenty-two years ago)

haha alex wins

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 13 December 2003 22:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes he does. So simple and obvious and right!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 13 December 2003 23:30 (twenty-two years ago)

that is correct

― bad jode (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 13 December 2003 23:33 (twenty-two years ago)

just remember:

swat was good!

-- s1utsky

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 03:09 (twenty-two years ago)

What?
- Aja

Geez, Alex!

― Aja (aja), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 03:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Kill your idols, Aja.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 03:17 (twenty-two years ago)

she can genitally engineer me anytime!
-- C-Man

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 24 December 2003 03:21 (twenty-two years ago)

curtis i kiss you

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 03:22 (twenty-two years ago)

For me, for myself alone, the experience of seeing this film is the equivalent to when I heard "Soon" by My Bloody Valentine for the first time.

That is all.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), December 20th, 2001.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 24 December 2003 03:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Imagine, if you will, a winter party filled with drunken high school kids. Things being what they are in Hastings, a guy I will call Chuck decided that the perfect time to show off the brand new truck that his parents bought him. He and his best friend, whom I will call Gene, arrived at the party and were a big hit. Everyone was admiring Chuck's truck, including a girl I will call Harriet. Now, Harriet and Gene had had some level of attraction before, but had never done anything about it. At this party, however, there was the right level of booze to make them both feel that they needed to take their relationship to the next level. They both disappeared after a while, but there was so much booze and carousing going on that no one noticed they were gone until Gene wandered into the kitchen. He looked HORRIBLE; everyone thought he'd been beaten up or had fallen head-first into something. He had a drunken grin and his face and wouldn't tell people what had happened to him, but he had blood all over his face and shirt. No one could figure out what had happened until Eve staggered in the front door, hair all askew and buttoning up her jeans. Chuck stared at her, then at Gene, who was looking at Eve all goofily. Chuck then made a remarkable intuitive leap, grabbed Gene by the shoulders and began shaking him. "TELL ME YOU DIDN'T GO DOWN ON HER IN MY TRUCK!" he shouted. Gene could only giggle. No amount of cleaning could get Eve's menstrual smell out of the upholstery, which meant that Chuck was forced to spend the next two months driving around with his windows down. This wouldn't normally be that big of a deal, but this party happened in early January.

The next day, Gene was extraordinarily pleased with himself until he looked in the mirror.

-- Dan Perry

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 24 December 2003 05:18 (twenty-two years ago)

That's gonna be some fucking tombstone.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 05:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm imagining it resembling the Monolith. Or the Washington Monument.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 24 December 2003 05:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Does the man really need his ego fed with yet more giant phallic symbols?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 06:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Bring on the dancing horses, tough stuff.
-- Anthony Miccio (anthonymicci...), September 20th, 2003.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 06:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Lucky. Fucking. Bitch.
--Allyzay

― Matos @ Kate Silver's (Kate Silver), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 08:39 (twenty-two years ago)

There's no "or something" about it. "Eighties" is far and away my favorite song OF ALL TIME, DAMMIT!!!!.....and I won't hear a bad word spoken of it, lest the blasphemer in question dare entertain a bleak and unbearable future of suffering the eternal torments of the forver damned!
--Alex in NYC


This shows Alex's love of Killing Joke and his hatred toward thoses who don't agree with his views on his beloved Killing Joke. Truely Alex in NYC.

― Aja (aja), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I still can't believe anyone buys this for two seconds.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 24 December 2003 16:32 (twenty-two years ago)

b-but she and her family posted pictures!! multiple ones!!!

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 16:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Of course I'm interested in the goings on of Alex. We both love Killing Joke, and he is a writer. I want to become a writer so much. In a way, I guess I'm jealous of Alex.

― Aja (aja), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 16:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Off topic, are you going to change yr email address in a week, Aja?

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 16:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Why?

― Aja (aja), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 16:50 (twenty-two years ago)

haha

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

cleary aja knows something we don't.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Like what?

― Aja (aja), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Is there really no news that can be getting written right now that someone is THIS BORED?

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 24 December 2003 16:56 (twenty-two years ago)

who?

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

my life has become a loop of despair

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

my life has become a loop of despair
-- jess

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 24 December 2003 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Off topic, are you going to change yr email address in a week, Aja?

The answer is no and my question again is, why?

― Aja (aja), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)

You don't think that AsiaKitty2003 might be a little passé pretty soon?

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)

We were wondering if you'd turn back into Alex at year's end.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:01 (twenty-two years ago)

You don't think that AsiaKitty2003 might be a little passé pretty soon?

Huh?

We were wondering if you'd turn back into Alex at year's end.
-- Allyzay (du...), December 24th, 2003.

Don't call every one a jackass! I'm not Alex! What is your problem?!

― Aja (aja), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:03 (twenty-two years ago)

fine, sorry I asked.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I know what you mean. I still won't change it though.

― Aja (aja), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Watch your language.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:07 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.uktouristinfo.com/counties/tyne/images/crowe.jpg

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:09 (twenty-two years ago)

It wasn't that bad.

― Aja (aja), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, it was. In my day you said something like that and you got your ass kicked by the nuns, girl.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I didn't say it.

― Aja (aja), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:11 (twenty-two years ago)

No, I know. Alex did.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:12 (twenty-two years ago)

No! I wrote it.

― Aja (aja), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

TS: Aja obsessing over Alex vs. Ally obsessing over Aja

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:14 (twenty-two years ago)

how long until we get her so worked up she's sputtering budweiser at the screen?

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:14 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm not sure who i am talking about, actually.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:15 (twenty-two years ago)

TS: everyone getting obsessed over the Alex/Aja "dichotomy" vs. everyone just chilling the f*** out

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Geez!!!

how long until we get her so worked up she's sputtering budweiser at the screen?

Who are you talking to?

― Aja (aja), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:15 (twenty-two years ago)

haha "obsessed"

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)

i admit, it's keeping me up nights.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Alex/Aja "dichotomy"

Huh?

― Aja (aja), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)

ts: winding up an obvious troll for kicks vs. having absolutely no fun with the banal and obnoxious at all.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

What?

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Who?

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:18 (twenty-two years ago)

"Eighties"

Ok. I'm listening to it right now and it is not my favorite song.

― Aja (aja), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Where?

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:18 (twenty-two years ago)

jess I wasn't talking to you
aja forget it
elizabeth, I'm comin' home

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Third Base!

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)

What?

Shut up!

― Aja (aja), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)

same as you

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Freebase?

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Huh?

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)

aja forget it

Not untill they stop it.

― Aja (aja), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

stop what?

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:21 (twenty-two years ago)

what?

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:21 (twenty-two years ago)

when?

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Sometimes how?

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

BECAUSE WE LIKE YOU

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:24 (twenty-two years ago)

M-O-U-S-E.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:24 (twenty-two years ago)

My dear wife Carrie and I have just been a week in our new house, 'The Laurels', Brickfield Terrace, Holloway -- a nice six-roomed residence, not counting basement, with a front breakfast parlour.

― George Grossmith (Haikunym), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:24 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.dodgerblues.com/images/lookalikes/smalley.jpg

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:25 (twenty-two years ago)

how long until we get her so worked up she's sputtering budweiser at the screen?
-- fiddo centington (dubplatestyl...), December 24th, 2003 12:14 PM. (dubplatestyle) (later)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:25 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm not sure who i am talking about, actually.
-- fiddo centington (dubplatestyl...), December 24th, 2003.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not even sure whose side Haikunym is on at this point.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm going to be sent home early today.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Ok. I like : http://www.jamescphoto.demon.co.uk/smallBlFoo.JPG more than : http://www.rokdabla.cz/images/20020306_error404_4.jpg

Does that help?

― Aja (aja), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:29 (twenty-two years ago)

If by "help" you mean horrify me with ugly men, then yes.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

but I get to do twice as long on the radio tonight since the college kids are on college kid holidays.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Shut up. I hope Alex sees what you said about Jaz.

― Aja (aja), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:31 (twenty-two years ago)

What, is he gonna spank me or something?

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:32 (twenty-two years ago)

No, but he'll probably damn you.

― Aja (aja), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:33 (twenty-two years ago)

The Haikunym is a gentle creature whose natural home, the neutral waters of the Great Dismal Swamp and the Slough of Despond, has been spoiled by pollutants and bitter leavings. It has had to adapt to its new surroundings, the dichotomous forests of Slander/Calumny. This new land is an arid wasteland in which there is also much opportunity.

― Marlon Perkins (Haikunym), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:33 (twenty-two years ago)

AGAIN WITH THE CURSING. Anyway I think you should develop more of an interest in Orlando Bloom or Tobey Maguire, I mean if you're going to have to post pictures of your crushes that is.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

0rland0 Bl00m only looks good as an elf. In Pirates... he looks like Zeppo Marx.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh no Allyzay! I don't like either one of them.

― Aja (aja), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:35 (twenty-two years ago)

OK well more Tobey Maguire and Orlando Bloom for me then, I guess. Suckers.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Have all you want! I don't care what you think!

― Aja (aja), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I think you do.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:38 (twenty-two years ago)

You can have the former, but if you wouldn't mind sharing the latter...?

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:39 (twenty-two years ago)

what about Tony Orlando?

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I was hoping you'd ask!!

oh xpost, Horace!!!! Actually I work with someone who looks exactly like Tony Orlando, it's scary.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I think you do.

I think I used to.

― Aja (aja), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:40 (twenty-two years ago)

But what about Dawn?

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:42 (twenty-two years ago)

WHERE'S THE LOVE FOR DAWN? HUH? HUH? HUH?

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:42 (twenty-two years ago)

227

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Aja, are you trying to steal my boyfriend????!

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Who's you're boyfriend?

― Aja (aja), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Tom.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Orlando Bloom=>Tony Orlando=>Dawn=>227=>JACKEE

http://web.knoxnews.com/web/blackhistory/color/ent_jackee.gif

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Huckleberry Mann, you broke my head again.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:45 (twenty-two years ago)

best thread ever.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Who is Tom?

― Aja (aja), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:45 (twenty-two years ago)

My boyfriend.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Well then no.

― Aja (aja), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:46 (twenty-two years ago)

NOW best thread ever. game over, etc.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Was that last exchange the Ajazay version of a moebius strip?

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:48 (twenty-two years ago)

What?

― Aja (aja), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Who?

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Do I need to find you another new one, Luna?

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)

FUCK YOU IT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY AND IT NEVER WAS TO BEGIN WITH

ALTERNATIVELY PLEASE GO TURN ALL THE OTHER THREADS INTO COMPLETE SHIT SO I CAN STOP READING ILX FOREVER

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, please.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:50 (twenty-two years ago)

wow that last 'What?' just broke the camel's back with me, holy fucking shit

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/turbonegro/congaline.jpg

err xpost. I'm kind of thinking this is funny, sorry.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)

ajahorseshit@losingit.offtotheDMV

What is that TOMBOT?

― Aja (aja), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)

haha Jack White to thread.

Aja that is Tom.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh my God!

― Aja (aja), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:52 (twenty-two years ago)

aja von bondie

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:52 (twenty-two years ago)

No!

― Aja (aja), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm gonna fight 'em off
A seven nation army couldn't hold me back
They're gonna rip it off
Taking their time right behind my back
And I'm talkin' to myself at night
Because I can't forget
Back and forth through my mind
Behind a cigarette

And the message comin' from my eyes says leave it alone...

Don't wanna hear about it
Every single one's got a story to tell
Everyone knows about it
From the Queen of England to the hounds of hell

And if I catch you comin' back my way
I'm gonna serve it to you
And that ain't what you want to hear
But that's what I'll do

And the feeling coming from my bones says find a home...

I'm going to Wichita
Far from this opera for evermore
I'm gonna work the saw
Make a sweat drip out of every pore

And I'm bleeding, and I'm bleeding, and I'm bleeding
Right before the lord
All the words are gonna bleed from me
And I will think no more

And the stains comin' from my blood tell me "Go back home"...

― Allyzay White, Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh shit now I need to go home and get that album for the train ride. Damnit.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

There should be laws

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I hate the White Stripes!!!

― Aja (aja), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:56 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.freep.com/art/2003/dec/16/injured2.jpg http://www.freep.com/art/2003/dec/16/injured3.jpg http://www.freep.com/art/2003/dec/16/injured1.jpg

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Who is that?

― Aja (aja), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Jason Von Bondie.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 24 December 2003 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't know who that is.,

― Aja (aja), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 18:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Can I hit in the MORNING
without giving you half of my dough
And even worse if I was broke would you WANT ME?
If I couldn't get you finer things
like all of them diamond rings 'bitches' KILL FOR
would you STILL ROLL?
If we couldn't see the sun risin off the shore of Thailand
would you RIDE THEN, if 'i' wasn't drivin'?
If wasn't ah, eight figure [nigga] by the name of Jigga
would you come around 'me',or would you clown me?
If I couldn't flow futuristic would ya
put your two lips on my [wood], kiss it - could ya
see yourself with a [nigga] workin harder than 9 to 5
contend with six, two jobs to survive, or
do you need a BALLA? So you can shop and tear the MALL UP?
Brag, tell your friends what I BOUGHT YA
If you couldn't see yourself with a [nigga] when his dough is low
Baby girl, if this is so, yo..

[Jay-Z] Can I get a what what?
to the bitches to all my niggas
who don't love ho's that get no dough
[Amil] Can I get a WOOP WOOP
to these niggas from all of my bitches
who don't got love for niggas without dubs?
[Jay-Z] Can I get a what what?
to the bitches to all my niggas
who don't love ho's that get no dough
[Amil] Can I get a WOOP WOOP
to these niggas from all of my bitches
who don't got love for niggas without dubs?

bounce wit me bounce wit me

― Ally-Z, Wednesday, 24 December 2003 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Someone please delete the last 100 posts on this thread

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 24 December 2003 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Who needs to chill the fuck out now kimosabe?

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 24 December 2003 18:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh now you're cursing!

― Aja (aja), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 18:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Momma, make sisters stop fighting!

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.quux.net/peter/bc2002/thmb_P0001454.JPG

― kephmas, Wednesday, 24 December 2003 18:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm an only child.

― Aja (aja), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 18:07 (twenty-two years ago)

There is a god.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 18:08 (twenty-two years ago)

(x-post)

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 18:08 (twenty-two years ago)

high fives, luna, high fives.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 24 December 2003 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Why have you come up with that conclusion luna?

― Aja (aja), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

What?

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

There is a god.

― Aja (aja), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 18:10 (twenty-two years ago)

There is no Dana. Only Zuul.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 24 December 2003 18:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Zod, not God, rules you now!
http://www.chimchim.com/parodies/kneel_zod.jpg

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 18:12 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.carbuyingtips.com/pics/crash8.jpg

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 24 December 2003 18:12 (twenty-two years ago)

hahaha the only response I have to that is JACKBOT.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 24 December 2003 18:14 (twenty-two years ago)

oh zuuly you nut

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 18:14 (twenty-two years ago)

http://micro.magnet.fsu.edu/creatures/images/weitekbright.jpg

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 24 December 2003 18:17 (twenty-two years ago)

and now Dre is singing "Spreeaaaad! SPreaaaad for meeeee!"

― El Santo Claus (Kingfish), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

hey, nice tits.

-- fiddo centington (dubplatestyl...) (webmail), December 24th, 2003 10:57 PM. (dubplatestyle) (later) (link)

― cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 22:59 (twenty-two years ago)

i do have a fulfilling life outside of all this indie nonsense.
-- griffin doome (hah...), December 24th, 2003 8:58 PM.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 26 December 2003 02:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Whench? What is that?
-- Aja (AsiaKitty200...), December 27th, 2003 6:48 PM

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 28 December 2003 01:19 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.rokdabla.cz/images/20020306_error404_4.jpg http://untruenews.com/unimages/jay_leno.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 28 December 2003 01:31 (twenty-two years ago)

if i don't develop something like a social life soon, i am going to go apeshit.

-- fiddo centington

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 28 December 2003 02:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry, been away in the evil state of Texas for a week, visiting my in-laws. Can I just state for the record that Aja and myself are very much two entirely different individuals.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 17:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Indie drummers and fanny dangle do not mix well.
-- Tico Tico (ticoticoil...), January 5th, 2004 3:29 PM

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 5 January 2004 16:05 (twenty-two years ago)

two weeks pass...
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAGH!

― Dr Dean (nordicskilla), Friday, 23 January 2004 06:40 (twenty-two years ago)

i take my shoes off at the door! if you wore your shoes in my bed, you'd better be willing to take my sheets to the cleaners!
-- gygax! (gygax0...),

― Ian Johnson (orion), Friday, 23 January 2004 06:56 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.sfgate.com/traveler/postcards/bonds-apr01.jpg

-- gygax!

― Leee Majors (Leee), Friday, 23 January 2004 06:59 (twenty-two years ago)

i have rita ackermann panties (still in the package) from a store in shibuya, very amazing artwork (if you're familiar with her stuff, she's at andrea rosen in NYC). they don't fit me though, i'm a 32 waist and these are size M in Japanese women's.

-- gygax!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 23 January 2004 07:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Hi, I'm Alex in NYC...and YOU'RE WRONG, YOU FATUOUS CHEESE-MONKEY!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 26 January 2004 11:02 (twenty-two years ago)

You Jews need to cool it.
-- jaymc

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 30 January 2004 21:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Hehe, I'm evil!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 30 January 2004 21:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh great!

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 30 January 2004 22:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I think this exchange works for both posters:

and don't get me started on saganaki which is really a topic unto itself.

-- Elvis Telecom (chri...), January 28th, 2004 1:26 PM. (Chris Barrus)

oh boy is it ever!

-- s1ocki (parrisactava...), January 28th, 2004 1:32 PM. (slutsky)

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 30 January 2004 22:03 (twenty-two years ago)

SHITMAN: THE MOVIE

-- Eisbär

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 5 February 2004 20:54 (twenty-two years ago)

But you must understand how old I am and how common it is to make mistakes like that.

--Aja

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 6 February 2004 17:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I was already done before by Alex in NYC.


I think I like yours more though.

― Aja (aja), Friday, 6 February 2004 17:12 (twenty-two years ago)

grr

-- $ (...), February 10th, 2004 10:31 AM.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 16:33 (twenty-two years ago)

(Trife, if that wasn't obv.)

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 16:34 (twenty-two years ago)

quite appropriate for RJG's headstone:

yes, I didn't type "and what the fuck is a failure, orbit, you fucking bitch? tell me right now or I don't know what I'll do."

-- RJG (r_gillander...) (webmail), February 11th, 2004. (RJG)

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 04:22 (twenty-two years ago)

why are you persecuting me?

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 04:22 (twenty-two years ago)

; )

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 04:22 (twenty-two years ago)

did you ask esoj the same thing?

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 04:24 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 04:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I was called Mr. Smelly Feet
-- Tuomas (tuomas.alh...), February 12th, 2004 9:07 AM. (Tuomas) (later)

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 12 February 2004 15:11 (twenty-two years ago)

two weeks pass...
black ladies are excitable

-- strongo hulkington

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 20:20 (twenty-one years ago)

two weeks pass...
Less talk, more cock.

-- jaymc

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 18 March 2004 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)

four weeks pass...
i used to fuck poofs like Jet in prison

-- the surface noise

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 16 April 2004 00:56 (twenty-one years ago)

The best AMT related album i've heard is the Kawabata/R.Youngs collaboration from a few years ago, all fuzzy/blurry accoustic guitar/electronics that the Animal Collective hyped youth would probably go bonkers for.

-- gygax!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 29 April 2004 02:11 (twenty-one years ago)

five months pass...
EEWWW!!! EWWWWW!!! EWWWWW, DC, YOU JUST HARSHBUZZED MY CLIT-ON!!!

As Kate said to me on some perving thread or another. I want this on my gravestone.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 4 October 2004 17:32 (twenty-one years ago)

i used to have the bleed american demos :/

I AM FAG

-- Professor Challenger (Brontasauru...), October 4th, 2004.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 4 October 2004 18:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha, I have no idea what that quote of mine upthread is about, I've never been called "Mr. Smelly Feet".

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 4 October 2004 21:22 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...
Not MY view, but a DIVERSE view.

-- djdee2005 (ddrak...), November 10th, 2004.

― miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 17:10 (twenty-one years ago)

http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ch/1993/ch931113.gif

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 13 November 2004 23:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry, been away in the evil state of Texas for a week, visiting my in-laws. Can I just state for the record that Aja and myself are very much two entirely different individuals.

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), December 30th, 2003.

― Masked Gazza, Sunday, 14 November 2004 05:07 (twenty-one years ago)

six months pass...
Not so into Ms Hudson's nose.

-- Spencer Chow

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:56 (twenty years ago)

I almost revived this the other day! But then I couldn't find the thread where I'd seen the following quote:

Pop sucks.

--JW

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:02 (twenty years ago)

i don't like how many epitaphs i have here

― strng hlkngtn, Friday, 10 June 2005 20:23 (twenty years ago)

You are like rent-a-quip!

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:24 (twenty years ago)

this is the worst day of my life.

― strng hlkngtn, Friday, 10 June 2005 20:27 (twenty years ago)

fuck, i just realized what i did there

― strng hlkngtn, Friday, 10 June 2005 20:27 (twenty years ago)

fuck, i just realized what i did there

-- strng hlkngtn

― Leeeeee (Leee), Saturday, 11 June 2005 02:50 (twenty years ago)

looks like they're already lezzing up. I forgot to TiVo it, time to set my season pass and hope they rerun the pilot soon.

-- milozauckerman (wooderso...), June 23rd, 2005.

― a real bear behind the microphone (nordicskilla), Thursday, 23 June 2005 03:08 (twenty years ago)

dude yawn at you

i was up earning $$$$$$$$$$ and being superstar

you were watching rotk and playing literati!!!! YR LIFE IS YAWN

-- Who did release magic family out from the base of $499 (power.strik...), February 15th, 2005.

― a real bear behind the microphone (nordicskilla), Thursday, 23 June 2005 03:09 (twenty years ago)

haha! i was looking for a choice adam quote but failed ;(

― 86 HAVE YOU EVER NEEDED SOMEONE SO BAD DEF LEPPARD (deangulberry), Thursday, 23 June 2005 03:12 (twenty years ago)

there we go:

1. Dizzee
2. Tinchy
3. Trim
4. D Double E
5. JME
(and a little mention for Bruza)

-- the Stanmore signal (adamr...) (webmail), June 17th, 2005 2:26 PM. (nordicskilla) (link)

― 86 HAVE YOU EVER NEEDED SOMEONE SO BAD DEF LEPPARD (deangulberry), Thursday, 23 June 2005 03:13 (twenty years ago)

I'd be proud to have that as my epitaph. You do me a great service.

― a real bear behind the microphone (nordicskilla), Thursday, 23 June 2005 03:14 (twenty years ago)

I was just trying to find something where you said "yawn" or "$$$$$".

― a real bear behind the microphone (nordicskilla), Thursday, 23 June 2005 03:14 (twenty years ago)

God, I love pheasant!
-- M. White (deir...), June 29th, 2005 11:42 AM. (Miguelito) (later)

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 15:46 (twenty years ago)

haha.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 15:58 (twenty years ago)

Yes!

― Edgware General (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 16:42 (twenty years ago)

giggles

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 23:39 (twenty years ago)

There's a story buried somewhere in ILE about a friend of mine accidentally yanking my balls, but I can't bother to rewrite it, and I don't have the time to search for it right now.

-- Tuomas (tuomas.alh...), June 22nd, 2005 9:21 AM. (Tuomas)


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Actually, there are two different stories like that.

-- Tuomas (tuomas.alh...), June 22nd, 2005 9:22 AM. (Tuomas)

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 1 July 2005 17:35 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...
i need that sock for a potholder!

-- strng hlkngtn (hm...), August 19th, 2005 6:53 PM. (later)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 19 August 2005 21:55 (twenty years ago)

Joseph, did I mention I was bi?

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), August 19th, 2005 6:58 PM. (jaymc) (later)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 19 August 2005 21:59 (twenty years ago)

haha, that last one is good.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Friday, 19 August 2005 21:59 (twenty years ago)

hahaha you beat me to it, slocki!

― oops (Oops), Friday, 19 August 2005 22:00 (twenty years ago)

sorry, I'll be less enigmatic, I watched this film today and was struck by a number of things, none less than I think it is a masterpiece.
-- cºzen (coze...), August 23rd, 2004.

― the pinefox, Friday, 19 August 2005 22:11 (twenty years ago)

hahahaaha

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 19 August 2005 22:13 (twenty years ago)

the tuomas one n/a quotes is total comedy.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 20 August 2005 05:01 (twenty years ago)

good god do i love those apples in stereo.

-- ethan (ethan...), January 21st, 2002 7:00 PM. (link)

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 20 August 2005 16:15 (twenty years ago)

i dont get about much

-- charltonlido (...), August 30th, 2005.

― The last honest gentleman (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 04:15 (twenty years ago)

haha

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 05:23 (twenty years ago)

Mostly I'm just waiting for people to say OTM to my posts.

-- Hurting (Hurtingchie...), August 19th, 2005.

― Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 05:30 (twenty years ago)

New Balance is one of the few remaining American shoe manufacturers, although that only applies towards the top of their line. Most of the lower-end models have been sourced internationally.

-- gygax!

― JAXON (jaxon), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 05:37 (twenty years ago)

haha i was so much better in the old days

― jimmy glass (electricsound), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 05:50 (twenty years ago)

oh gygax

― The last honest gentleman (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 14:20 (twenty years ago)

oh wait was that too much information?
-- ken c

― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 14:40 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...
I still wish coffee agreed with me.

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), Yesterday 11:42 PM. (jaymc) (later)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 19 September 2005 04:22 (twenty years ago)

Busting in the kitchen makes you feel good!

-- jel -- (freeduni...), April 4th, 2002.

― _, Monday, 19 September 2005 04:32 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...
me and my brother fuckin worshipped the muppet babies.

-- latebloomer

― Pizza cook man said that Dear Leader covort with Japanese women and burn 10 (nor, Tuesday, 4 October 2005 03:14 (twenty years ago)

I'll drink with you, Soto.

-- jaymc

― 400% Nice (nordicskilla), Friday, 7 October 2005 03:25 (twenty years ago)

This thread is probably my greatest achievement.

― 400% Nice (nordicskilla), Friday, 7 October 2005 03:26 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, and half of them are quotes from me!

Once I saw this thread was revived, my first thought was, "Oh dear, what did I say now?"

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 7 October 2005 03:30 (twenty years ago)

I have drunk with Soto, btw. He is a fine gentlemen to drink with.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 7 October 2005 03:30 (twenty years ago)

I'm about to quote you like crazy on another thread.

I can't help it. You say funny stuff!

― 400% Nice (nordicskilla), Friday, 7 October 2005 03:34 (twenty years ago)

I'm about to quote you like crazy on another thread.

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 7 October 2005 03:35 (twenty years ago)

NEW ANSWERS

― 400% Nice (nordicskilla), Friday, 7 October 2005 03:37 (twenty years ago)

YES I SEE NOW.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 7 October 2005 03:38 (twenty years ago)

...sorry...

:)

― 400% Nice (nordicskilla), Friday, 7 October 2005 03:40 (twenty years ago)

(Also, can I say I like the threads where over half the posts are by women?)

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), March 31st, 2005.

― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Friday, 14 October 2005 20:59 (twenty years ago)

this is a filthy thread of lies

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 14 October 2005 21:02 (twenty years ago)

adam you are a treat.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 14 October 2005 21:02 (twenty years ago)

this is a filthy thread of lies

It's a good, pure thread! Also now I agree with you about the Richard Youngs thing.

― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Friday, 14 October 2005 21:03 (twenty years ago)

I need to find one for Alex in SF...

― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Friday, 14 October 2005 21:04 (twenty years ago)

Fuck I'd rather watch Warren Oates pick his nose for an hour and a half than Ben Gazarra or Peter Falk.

-- Alex in SF (clobberthesauru...), August 19th, 2005.

― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Friday, 14 October 2005 21:05 (twenty years ago)

I'd like a new one Adam, perhaps there's something I've posted during the current drama?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 14 October 2005 21:07 (twenty years ago)

I've got one I've been thinking of posting...

― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Friday, 14 October 2005 21:08 (twenty years ago)

i could use a new one too

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Friday, 14 October 2005 21:09 (twenty years ago)

Gucci is/was the bomb. Tom Ford in the mid-late 90s was the greatest thing since YSL (and if I were a woman I'd say the greatest thing since Halston - the white dresses with the holes, come on!). Like most collections, you didn't wear an entire Gucci ensemble, that was too much. I only ever bought one suit, but I still wear it convincingly 8 years later. It's also pure sex, my kind, whatever that means. Also, Jarvis wore it. I'm actually surprised Morrissey wears it. I also own an early "G" belt, the curvy/serif kind. I f*cking love it. It took Jay-Z about 3 years to finally wear it in a video.

-- Spencer Chow (spencercho...), June 3rd, 2004.

― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Friday, 14 October 2005 21:09 (twenty years ago)

It says "f*cking" and everything.

― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Friday, 14 October 2005 21:09 (twenty years ago)

i don't even have one.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 14 October 2005 21:09 (twenty years ago)

"pure sex"!

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 14 October 2005 21:10 (twenty years ago)

I'm wearing the jacket and belt to this crazy hipster wedding tomorrow!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 14 October 2005 21:10 (twenty years ago)

And that sentence about "pure sex" which I sort of can't really parse, but I like it.

xxp!

― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Friday, 14 October 2005 21:10 (twenty years ago)

i need one

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 14 October 2005 21:14 (twenty years ago)

don't pre-empt me, slocki.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 14 October 2005 21:16 (twenty years ago)

so i guess i was the only one humming the divinyls?

-- gygax!

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 14 October 2005 21:18 (twenty years ago)

haha

― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Friday, 14 October 2005 21:18 (twenty years ago)

So, for some reason I've been obsessing over this idea for weeks. And now I've finally done it--I've got four of these babies sitting there on a sheet of tin foil. Will they be as delicious as I hope? Or a runny, horrible mess? Answers in minutes!

-- slutsky (parrisactava...), April 25th, 2003.

Answers

They're ready!

-- slutsky (parrisactava...), April 25th, 2003.

Oh god, don't ever do this.

-- slutsky (parrisactava...), April 25th, 2003.

― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Friday, 14 October 2005 21:18 (twenty years ago)

The last post on its own would work.

― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Friday, 14 October 2005 21:19 (twenty years ago)

hahaha

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 14 October 2005 21:29 (twenty years ago)

ILX is SO catty today!

-- Lion-O (adamr...), October 14th, 2005 2:34 PM. (nordicskilla)

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 14 October 2005 23:01 (twenty years ago)

If I had known it wasn't bad form to ask for one, I would've requested it two years ago.

― Leeeeeeeeee (Leee), Friday, 14 October 2005 23:14 (twenty years ago)

Karma = bitch

-- Aaron Hertz (aaronh...), January 13th, 2005 5:30 AM. (AaronHz) (link)

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 15 October 2005 00:37 (twenty years ago)

HAHAHAHA!!

― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Saturday, 15 October 2005 13:05 (twenty years ago)

I found Bigmouth Billy Bass rather funny. He sang a song.

-- Tom (ebro...), November 25th, 2001 8:00 PM.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 15 October 2005 23:44 (twenty years ago)

you don't want my fiddlesticks? :(

-- jel -- (freeduni...), October 12th, 2005.

― rainy (rainy), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 08:30 (twenty years ago)

I just unintentionally wrote mine own:

Middle aged and middle class. Sigh.

-- Paranoid Spice (masonicboo...), October 19th, 2005 9:07 AM. (kate) (later)

― Paranoid Spice (kate), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 08:37 (twenty years ago)

how bizarre!

cookie time
-- g-kit (kittenslikemil...), October 19th, 2005. (later)

― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 08:38 (twenty years ago)

Suck on that, liberal arts apologists. You can all get good jobs and live well if you weren't jacking off your money eating out everyday and reading books instead of getting REAL JOB SKILLS.

-- jon williamstroll (SUCCUM...), October 20th, 2005.

― High Tea in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Thursday, 20 October 2005 15:30 (twenty years ago)

Men also like caring for women. It makes them feel important and useful and, in an odd way, more secure themselves.

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), October 21st, 2005.

― Kurt Russell in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 October 2005 17:22 (twenty years ago)

I just ate a massive amount of thoroughly OK Pad Thai, and it had tofu in it! A WINNER IS ME!
-- n/a (nu...), October 21st, 2005 1:19 PM. (Nick A.) (later)

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 21 October 2005 17:34 (twenty years ago)

No no, Adam, didn't you see how I followed that up with my incredulity at having ever posted something like that?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 21 October 2005 17:46 (twenty years ago)

yes, but


not as funny

― Kurt Russell in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 October 2005 17:50 (twenty years ago)

http://pierrick.calvet.free.fr/Images/Smiley_Tongue.gif

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 21 October 2005 17:55 (twenty years ago)

adam is reminding me of Greenberg, the Jewish guy in To Be or Not to Be played by Felix Bressart.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 21 October 2005 17:57 (twenty years ago)

I can do it better at work than ayt home.

-- luna (lunace...), October 21st, 2005.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 21 October 2005 23:43 (twenty years ago)

you know, i really was planning on not getting drunk tonight

-- strongo hulkington's ghost (wt...), October 21st, 2005 4:14 PM. (dubplatestyle)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 22 October 2005 01:19 (twenty years ago)

oops, you suck.

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 22 October 2005 01:23 (twenty years ago)

oh man my ass would look sweet in that.

-- Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (formerlypoopsmcge...), May 26th, 2004 12:32 PM. (Chris V)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 22 October 2005 02:19 (twenty years ago)

i'm just looking for a word that describes people whose only point in existense seems to be just to work, breed, consume, and work more.

I.e. they got nothin' else goin' on.

-- Kingfish Disraeli (kingfis...), April 28th, 2004

― Brandon Dash, Saturday, 22 October 2005 15:31 (twenty years ago)

I'll try collective gardening this year.
My ultimate goal would be harvesting high quality food for self-sufficiency and flowers (mostly flowers).

-- Sébastien Chikara (p_chikar...), April 5th, 2003.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 22 October 2005 22:48 (twenty years ago)

1) 2pac
2) stifler
3) mike vick
4) r.a. the rugged man
5) denzel in training day
6) mjg
7) cotton hill
8) brotha lynch hung
9) hugo chavez
10) bill clinton

-- _ (...), October 25th, 2005. (later)

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 14:40 (twenty years ago)

hahaha!

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 14:41 (twenty years ago)

I was going to mention Bourdieu, too!

-- jaymc

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 17:57 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...
sheesh, you namedrop gramsci in a voice review *once* and you never live it down.

-- Sterling Clover (s.clove...), Today 2:24 PM. (s_clover) (later) (admin) (userip)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 19:55 (twenty years ago)

I'm quitting smoking tomorrow. Wish me luck!

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 19:59 (twenty years ago)

i never did tell that homemade vagina story

-- strongo hulkington's ghost (wt...), Today 11:01 PM. (dubplatestyle) (later)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 04:30 (twenty years ago)

haha i knew it!!

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 04:33 (twenty years ago)

only on my deathbed will i reveal the secret of the homemade vagina

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 04:34 (twenty years ago)

"...his last words were 'old wool socks.' i guess we'll never understand what that means. probably just delirious."

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 04:36 (twenty years ago)

(close-up of grandson. shot of sock drawer. close up of grandson again. his eyes narrow. pan down to boner. scene.)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 04:37 (twenty years ago)

Sometimes I search for people's first ILX posts because I'm curious how they've developed as posters. I wonder whether the ones I sometimes think are rude or snarky were always like that, or if they were more deferential at first. I also just wonder how people chose to represent themselves before having much of an idea of what ILX was all about -- I probably seemed very indie in my first ILM posts.

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), March 24th, 2004.

― ok, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 04:38 (twenty years ago)

Haha, when I re-read that yesterday, after that thread was revived, I knew someone would seize upon it -- esp. given my recent reputation.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 05:59 (twenty years ago)

I really don't understand what is so hard about this concept.
-- Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyza...), November 22nd, 2005 2:25 PM. (allyzay) (later) (link)

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:30 (twenty years ago)

i would totally blow bill clinton

-- dabnis coleman's ghost (wt...), December 2nd, 2005.

― Frogm@n henry, Friday, 2 December 2005 16:39 (twenty years ago)

(I'm still wondering whether @d@mr actually meant epithets)

― The Vintner's Lipogram (OleM), Saturday, 3 December 2005 14:12 (twenty years ago)

Nocturbolus was ever the fat man inside a beautiful young body. Dagmar and I were at his parents home near Vattern for what was to be a great celebration based on the old tale of the Fisherman and the Draug ( you know this i think...there is a Trolls of Resslared song of it on "The Great Puke" album) and the thing is he is born and bred into the comforts of capitalist excess. Dagmar and I torched the outhouse!

-- Sami Jylhankangas (grot...), April 8th, 2004 12:14 AM.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 3 December 2005 15:56 (twenty years ago)

We were drinking separately but about a few weeks ago Carsten Nikolai leaned over and asked what I was eating at a Tsukiji sushi restaurant at 6 in the morning after a Michael Mayer gig we had both attended.

I replied "kujiri nigiri" to which the sushi chef gladly followed up in English: "WHALE!"

Carsten's jaw dropped.

-- gygax!

― [jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Thursday, 15 December 2005 22:08 (twenty years ago)

sidenote to gabbneb: Sushi of Gari took a big step down from my last visit, but Seki (ex-Sushi of Gari) took a big step up (except when the chef tried something creative but failed). Extra points to Seki for keeping high-quality at late hours. That said, I like Yasuda better than these though (for NYC).

-- gygax!

10/09/05
Layover in Honolulu, walked to Mitch’s, the "in-the-know magnet for sushi cognescenti" mentioned here

Greeted by itamai Masa Murakame, then formal introduction to "Mitch", who took me on a quick tour of the premises (a fish and seafood importer, with live local and international fish in tanks all over the sprawling 2 story warehouse).

Ordered omakase consisting of:
Live tako w/ ginger and ponzu sauce
Mozuku Su w/ nameko
Live lobster sashimi (NZ)
Abalone sashimi (Tasmania)
Wild sake sashimi (NZ)
Hamachi sashimi (Japan)
Chu Toro sashimi (Japan)
Abalone lip sashimi (Tasmania)
Uni gunkan (Alaska)
Hirame engawa nigiri (local)
Shiro Toro nigiri (Spain)
Amaebi nigiri (local)
Iwashi nigiri w/ minced ginger/scallion & ponzu (Japan)
Sanma (Japan)
Van Van: shrimp, salmon, avocado & kewpie mayo baked with tobiko
Lobster Tail/Head Miso soup
$78

Mitch was kind enough to drive me back to the airport so I could extend my stay at the restaurant.

-- gygax!

shiokara - fermented (read as: rotten) squid bellies in a sauce of its own blood and feces.

-- gygax!

For sashimi and makimono, use ohashi.

-- gygax!

― [jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Thursday, 15 December 2005 22:15 (twenty years ago)

goleta = ucsb
westwooed = ucla
la jolla = ucsd

CBV = santa cruz = ucsc

-- gygax!

― [jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Thursday, 15 December 2005 22:17 (twenty years ago)

you're cruisin for a bruisin adam

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 15 December 2005 22:17 (twenty years ago)

I can't be the only person to miss the crazy old fucker. :'(

xp!

― [jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Thursday, 15 December 2005 22:18 (twenty years ago)

gygax and i never...got on

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 15 December 2005 22:18 (twenty years ago)

he's on i love comix!

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 15 December 2005 22:19 (twenty years ago)

The last sighting of gygax by anyone that I know was apparently him storming out of a Giants game early in disgust. Pretty classic.

xp aHA!

― [jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Thursday, 15 December 2005 22:20 (twenty years ago)

are you capable of a non racist thread?

-- $#@! (#...), December 19th, 2005.

― [jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Monday, 19 December 2005 16:19 (twenty years ago)

BROWN!?!?! Dude, I am totally black w/ gray highlights! You're on notice, pal.

-- David R. (quoteidio...), December 19th, 2005.

― $#@!@, Monday, 19 December 2005 22:00 (twenty years ago)

I'm sorry, but you're going to have to use serial commas if you want to roll in the pudding with me.
-- nabisco (--...), December 21st, 2005 4:19 PM. (nabisco) (later) (link)

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 22:40 (twenty years ago)

i keep taking it and changing certain answers and i keep getting weezer
-- u saved me

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 22:47 (twenty years ago)

am I being too oblique here? I feel I am
-- cozen (skiplevel...), December 23rd, 2005.

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Friday, 23 December 2005 10:54 (twenty years ago)

I resent my singles list so that Legendary KO track is on there and Beck is gone. Just so y'all know.

-- disco violence (discoviolenc...), December 23rd, 2005. (disco violence) (link)

― 'Twan (miccio), Friday, 23 December 2005 15:53 (twenty years ago)

I'm not sure why I'm even posting in this thread, but there you have it.
-- deej..

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 23 December 2005 19:24 (twenty years ago)

(I probably shouldn't be writing this shit on Christmas Day 3AM.)

-- Tuomas

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 25 December 2005 07:09 (twenty years ago)

I live with the greatest queer jew since jesus .
-- anthony (anthonyeasto...), August 25th, 2001 1:00 AM.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 26 December 2005 23:37 (twenty years ago)

Actually, scratch that one...

2006 MORE COCK, MORE JESUS, MORE GIN, MORE PUSSY, MORE SWEDISH POP, MORE WOMBATS, MORE ROBOTS, MORE COMMENTS ON FRIENDS SPECIAL BITS, MORE SAYING RUDE WORDS, MORE THEORY, LESS THEORY, ALL THE THEORY IN THE WORLD, NO THEORY LEFT, MORE SLASH FICTION FEATURING FRENCH PHILOSOPHERS, MORE HOMOEROTICISM, MORE HETROEROTICISM, LESS BORDERS, LESS NATION STATES, MORE MYSTIC ORGASMS, LESS PHALLOCENTRIC PRESENTATION, MORE SASQUATCH PORN, MORE HANDICRAFT, MORE CONFUSION, MORE CHAOS, MORE FUN, LESS GOVERNMENT, MORE MONEY, LESS AISH, MORE ESSAYS ABOUT TRIVIAL MATTERS, MORE FISH, MORE SUSHI, MORE COMICS, LESS PANIX, MORE HOLLYWOOD, MORE INDIE, MORE SUGUAR, MORE MEAT, MORE 16TH CENTURY DUTCH HERSEY, MORE 20TH CENTURY ARABIC HERSEY, MORE ENGLAND, MORE AUSTRALIA, MORE PANCAKES, MORE HOLIDAYS SURROUNDING PANCAKES, MORE JOY, MORE GAY COWBOYS, MORE COWBOYS WHO FUCK OTHER COWBOYS, MORE COWGIRLS, MORE RODEO QUEENS, LESS FORD BOYCOTTS, MORE EXTENDED FAMILIES, LESS NUCLEAR FAMILES, MORE JAKE GYLLENHALL, LESS CLOTHES, MORE BAD SITCOMS, MORE BAD REALITY SHOWS, LESS CONFLICT, MORE NOIZE, MORE QUIET, MORE DECORATIVE, MORE PRETTY, MORE BACON, MORE SONG OF SOLOMON, LESS PAUL, MORE THOMAS, MORE DOUBT, MORE SOULSEARCHING, MORE BLOJOBS, MORE CUDDLING, MORE SHERRY, MORE PORT, LESS LIGHT BEER, MORE THINGS PUBLISHED, LESS COMPROMISES, MORE PHOTOS OF THINGS NO ONE WOULD LOOK AT, MORE NIPPLES, MANY MORE NIPPLES, LESS THREE HOUR MOVIES, MORE 20 MINUTE SHORTS, MORE NEON LIGHTS ON WET GRAVEL, LESS GOOD TASTE, MORE BAD TASTE, MORE JOHNNY KNOXVILLE, MORE PRO-AM, LESS CLUSTERFUX, MORE SUCK AND FUX, LESS SHAKESPEARE, MOE ROCHESTER, LESS RUSHDIE, MORE TARIQ ALI.. LESS BOOKS ON SEXISM MORE BOOKS ON SEX, LESS BOOKS ON HATE AND MORE BOOKS ON LOVE, LESS BUSH AND MORE CUNT, MORE COUNTRY SONGS ABOUT DRUNKEN FUMBLING, MORE SONGS ABOUT BLOJOBS IN THE BACK OF PICKUP TRUX, MORE WARHOL, MORE KOONS, MORE BATHHOUSES, MORE ADULT THEATERS, MORE CRUSING, MORE RAMBLES, MORE EXCESS, MORE PLEASURE.

-- anthony easton (anthonyeasto...), January 1st, 2006 9:37 AM.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 1 January 2006 16:48 (twenty years ago)

I just ate a deli sandwich that redeemed my day.
-- Jordan (jordan...), January 3rd, 2006 12:33 PM. (Jordan) (later) (link)

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 18:40 (twenty years ago)

ha!

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 18:46 (twenty years ago)

foghat!
-- strng hlkngtn

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Friday, 13 January 2006 02:53 (twenty years ago)

y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all
y'all y'all racist y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all

― ethan, Friday, 13 January 2006 07:42 (twenty years ago)

I would like my gravestone to say

"Finally I am content with my hair."

― Latham Green (mike), Friday, 13 January 2006 08:03 (twenty years ago)

I never said Leeds were bigger than Pompey. But Leeds was NOT an investment option it's Kenneth Bates New Toy.

I included Leeds on my 35K list. So what's the problem?

Also Leeds is England's 3rd largest City, so it deserves a top flight club.

My predictions for Promotion: Reading, Sheffield Utd and Leeds.

-- DJ Martian (altmartinu...), January 13th, 2006. (djmartian) (later)

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 13 January 2006 19:24 (twenty years ago)

Wait, so he posts about something other than Metacritic and acclaimedmusic.net?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 13 January 2006 19:26 (twenty years ago)

of course! he posts about rateyourmusic

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 13 January 2006 19:27 (twenty years ago)

It's the perfect Martian post:

*Useless statistics
*Opinion stated as fact
*Obvious fact stated as dangerously challenging opinion
*Dumb belief that Portsmouth are anything more than a Oldham for the 00s.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 13 January 2006 19:29 (twenty years ago)

if the two of you are both still single in ten years, you should get married

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 13 January 2006 19:33 (twenty years ago)

haaaa

― kingfish kuribo's shoe (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 13 January 2006 20:27 (twenty years ago)

This is making me want to take a trip down to Soul Vegetarian East.

-- jaymc

― adamrl (nordicskilla), Monday, 16 January 2006 23:49 (twenty years ago)

I love SF, but I couldn't care less about pro-sports regionalism.

-- Shakey Mo Collier

― adamrl (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 19:37 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...
eyes are scary.

-- Archel (slightlyfoxe...), February 22nd, 2006 2:09 PM. (Archel) (link)

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 13:26 (twenty years ago)

(ah. maybe this should have been the "quoted out of context" thread, I don't know anything about Archel's personality)

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 13:29 (twenty years ago)

She is blind, you heartless cad.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 13:30 (twenty years ago)

Ah. She won't notice I picked the wrong thread then.

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 13:33 (twenty years ago)

!!

My screen reader is reading EVERY HEARTLESS WORD to me. Sniff.

― Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 14:02 (twenty years ago)

sally mann to thread.
omg i masturbated to a sally mann photo in harper's when i was like 12.

-- jaymc

― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Monday, 27 February 2006 06:19 (twenty years ago)

that's sadly otm

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 27 February 2006 06:36 (twenty years ago)

This happened to me at the Aquarium last week when I leaned over to pet the sharks in the touch pool.

-- luna (lunace...), March 1st, 2006 10:26 PM. (luna.c) (link)

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

ilx was pretty gay until i showed up

-- ham'ron (wt...), March 2nd, 2006.

― O RLY?, Thursday, 2 March 2006 05:13 (nineteen years ago)

i thought 'from hell' was a pretty good film.

-- The Man Without Shadow (miltonpinsk...), March 3rd, 2006.

― slocki chez antexit (antexit), Saturday, 4 March 2006 23:18 (nineteen years ago)

"I HAVE PUBES"

-- Dan (Argh) Perry (djperry@gmail.com), Today 11:03 AM. (Dan Perry) (later)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 6 March 2006 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

OMG, From Hell!

― Adamrl (nordicskilla), Monday, 6 March 2006 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

'OMG ROFLMAO HE LIEKED NOT OUTSTANDING BUT HARDLY "BAD" FILM'

― The Man Without Shadow (Enrique), Monday, 6 March 2006 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha you bastard

― Dan (*Shakes Fist*) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 6 March 2006 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

ROFL OMG

― Adamrl (nordicskilla), Monday, 6 March 2006 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

I was never down on neo-soul!

-- Adamrl (adamr...), Today 2:14 PM. (nordicskilla) (later)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 6 March 2006 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

Good one!

― Adamrl (nordicskilla), Monday, 6 March 2006 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

I listen to Raphael Saadiq and Jill Scott!

― Adamrl (nordicskilla), Monday, 6 March 2006 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha welcome ot montreal.

-- s1ocki (sl*****@gmail.com

― Adamrl (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 03:08 (nineteen years ago)

oops.

― Adamrl (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 03:09 (nineteen years ago)

I'll...get that fixed.

― Adamrl (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 03:09 (nineteen years ago)

ludacriss is less of an asshole than 99% of the planet

-- ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, (,,,,,...), March 7th, 2006.

― Adamrl (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

deej likes coldplay and thin lizzy!

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), Today 2:21 PM. (jaymc) (later)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 00:38 (nineteen years ago)

I have spotted some smart youngsters on rateyourmusic.com but they are few and far between.

-- DJ Martian (altmartinu...), March 8th, 2006. (djmartian) (later)

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 11:04 (nineteen years ago)

Damned Krauts

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), Today 12:15 AM. (Ned) (later)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

i am a member of santa monica library

-- terry lennox. (...), March 8th, 2006.

― Adamrl (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 22:22 (nineteen years ago)

HE GAVE BATMAN THE SEX

-- David R. (quoteidio...), February 16th, 2006 11:18 AM. (popshots75`)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 9 March 2006 04:06 (nineteen years ago)

Is "Jen Turner" the ugliest person to have ever posted to ILX?

Dom Passantino (juror...), March 8th, 2006.

― takes one to know one, Thursday, 9 March 2006 04:17 (nineteen years ago)

should i become a drug dealer?
-- ethan

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 10 March 2006 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

Gentlemen, Gentlemen! We must stop all this bickering! We are SCIENTISTS!

- kingfish

― Dan (A True Legacy!) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 10 March 2006 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

I have been thinking about N. today. And maybe he has not disappointed me.

-- the pinefox (pinefo...), March 31st, 2004 3:14 PM.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 13 March 2006 23:08 (nineteen years ago)

"You had a shit scene and the whole thing died." - Audio Bullys '06

-- Chris Ott (chris-ot...), Today 1:13 PM. (Chris Ott) (later)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

i really should have stopped posting after this, but ilx's pull is strong.

-- jess (wt...) (webmail), September 16th, 2004 7:41 PM. (dubplatestyle) (link)

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

am i @ xlr8r yet

-- ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, (,,,,...), Today 4:19 PM. (later)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

often, these days, at night, i will be lying in bed as i am about to fall asleep, and i will feel as if i am hurtling very fast in the dark towards a large, unknown, intractable black surface, and when i connect with that surface i will go splat and that is it

-- strongo hulkington

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 17 March 2006 00:38 (nineteen years ago)

"snob" is not the same as having taste.
-- Dr Morbius

― Chairman Doinel (Charles McCain), Monday, 27 March 2006 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

i've finally heard the ne-yo song, it's completely awesome!
i haven't heard hawthorne heights, i doubt very much that they're any good at all.

-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...), April 3rd, 2006 4:04 AM. (The Lex) (later) (link)

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 3 April 2006 15:22 (nineteen years ago)

of course as this thread proves the majority of white americans who arent georgians or leftists view her as some uppity troublemaking negro who cant keep her mouth shut
-- ++++ (...), April 5th, 2006.

― Real Goths Don't Wear Black (Enrique), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 12:54 (nineteen years ago)

I wish I had more awkward bi makeout stories!

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), Today 1:39 PM. (jaymc) (later)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 7 April 2006 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

i deal with facts: Brett Angell is Pompey Youth Team Manager.

-- DJ Martian (altmartinu...), April 9th, 2006. (djmartian) (later)

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 9 April 2006 14:23 (nineteen years ago)

Ozu retro in Paris now. Will be attending everyday if the fates allow. Just saw Tokyo Story and bawled like a baby in front of two girls I just met, then made a quick exit.

-- amateur!st (amateur!s...), November 22nd, 2003.

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Sunday, 9 April 2006 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

best thread ever, i think

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 10 April 2006 02:51 (nineteen years ago)

LET'S HAVE A FUCKING WAR!

-- DOQQUN (do...), April 6th, 2006 5:43 PM

― martin m. (mushrush), Monday, 10 April 2006 02:56 (nineteen years ago)

just idle curiosity, but is 'screamadelica' a very good seduction CD to use on somebody who doesn't know very much about music? need to know by this weekend. (ideally you'd want to 'finish' right at the end of "loaded")
-- dave q (scrape10...), April 12th, 2006 8:45 AM.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 11:58 (nineteen years ago)

just like that nigga pac-man!!
-- ethan

― strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 13:33 (nineteen years ago)

i remember that suicidegirls set!

-- j blount (jamesbloun...)

― -++-+, Monday, 17 April 2006 23:01 (nineteen years ago)

where is...the dance music ethan?

― charltonlido (gareth), Monday, 17 April 2006 23:23 (nineteen years ago)

LP AM I PERVERSE

-- charltonlido (...) (webmail), April 17th, 2006 8:38 PM. (gareth) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Monday, 17 April 2006 23:41 (nineteen years ago)

dont quote me in context, fuckface

― charltonlido (gareth), Monday, 17 April 2006 23:43 (nineteen years ago)

Duran Duran were at their artistic peak around 1981-82. That is an objective fact and is not up for discussion!

-- Geir Hongro (geirhon...), April 15th, 2006 2:12 AM.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 09:21 (nineteen years ago)

i knew a girl who got her placenta eaten by her parents.
and the neighbors.
teriyaki style.
on staten island.
circa 1984.

-- the unbearable lightness of peeing (dr.carl.saga...) (webmail), April 18th, 2006 12:27 PM. (orion) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...
yes, i covered that, i'm an asshole.

-- the Enrique who acts like some kind of good taste gestapo (miltonpinsk...), May 9th, 2006 8:21 PM. (Enrique) (later) (admin) (userip)

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 09:24 (nineteen years ago)

I imagine I probably sympathise, enrique
-- RJG (RJ...), May 9th, 2006. (later)

― teh_kit has 20 friends (g-kit), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 10:22 (nineteen years ago)

that's the type of post that makes me want to return to lurkery again.

-- g-kit (kittenslikemil...), August 3rd, 2005.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 10:34 (nineteen years ago)

i'm so, so proud of the fact that i've still not heard an arctic monkeys song. worst band ever, seriously.

-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...), May 11th, 2006. (The Lex) (later)

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 11 May 2006 13:31 (nineteen years ago)

I was just thinking that it seemed sum up most of what he is

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 11 May 2006 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

along w/ the john wayne bit

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 11 May 2006 14:39 (nineteen years ago)

If there's one thing I've learned talking about race w people, its that there's always more to talk about.

-- deej.. (clublonel...), May 13th, 2006. (deej..) (later)

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 13 May 2006 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

sometimes i do think about the moors


-- charltonlido (...)

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Monday, 15 May 2006 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

I just puked my pants.

-- Paunchy Stratego (fluxion2...)

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 02:26 (nineteen years ago)

i don't know the story of this film at all but these films always seem to involve long plotless sequences of boredom and ennui and people fucking while being bored and then they end with some kind of bloodbath.

-- amateur!st (amateur!s...), November 9th, 2003.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 04:26 (nineteen years ago)

When will a hip-hop band do a cover of "Clocks" that contain every single verse sung from the beginning to the end, containing absolutely no rap parts, and with a backing track containing all the chords of the original, over a straight 4/4-beat?

-- Geir Hongro (geirhon...), May 23rd, 2006 1:53 PM.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 13:53 (nineteen years ago)

Oh I know. ;-) Er wait. *flounces self off cliff bemusedly*
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), May 30th, 2006 3:51 PM. (Ned) (later) (link)

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

wow

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

isnt it strange there are few or no american foods named after cats, while there are many named after dogs (hot dogs, hush puppies)

-- latebloomer (posercore24...) (webmail), May 30th, 2006 7:11 PM. (latebloomer) (later) (link)

― JW (ex machina), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 22:27 (nineteen years ago)

i like both danelectros and boobies
-- electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound@), May 31st, 2006 2:31 AM.

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 11:56 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...
I'm still right.
-- lord pooperton (jo...), June 12th, 2006. (ex machina) (later)

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 13:08 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...
england needed matty taylor today - ice cool, scored 2 vital pens to keep pompey in the premier league

4 years time matty taylor and gary o'neil will be at the world cup for england

-- DJ Martian (altmartinu...), July 1st, 2006. (djmartian) (later)

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 1 July 2006 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

two months pass...
OK not on ILE as such, but from his LJ:

You wonder how stupid they think we are
This week's number 42 album, having been released last week, is "Chronicles - The Very Best of Free".

Does anyone seriously believe that this timing is a coincidence?

[robin carmody]

― EARLY-90S MAN (Enrique), Friday, 29 September 2006 09:59 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...
i wish i was a 40 year old black man
-- jaxon (gnarls.in.charg...), Today 1:18 PM. (jaxon)

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

YA RLY

― jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 23:31 (nineteen years ago)

LOL! ROFLMAO!

― disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Thursday, 19 October 2006 03:35 (nineteen years ago)

I'm just a man who loves Rock music...Is that a crime?

-- Paul Edward Wagemann (PaulEdwardWageman...), October 20th, 2006. (PaulEdwardWagemann) (later)

― Sadly, he will be the next Alexis Petridish. (Dom Passantino), Friday, 20 October 2006 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

Some of you aren't taking this thread seriously.

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), October 24th, 2006 3:32 PM.

― ;_; (blueski), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 13:39 (nineteen years ago)

god nevermind i was trying to make an ascii wang
-- (9ò_ó)-o Q(^.^Q) (adelangston@hotmail.com), October 24th, 2006 10:53 PM.

― ampersand, hearts, semicolon (cis), Thursday, 26 October 2006 12:28 (nineteen years ago)

Melody Maker circa 1987 and 1988 are the benchmarks.

doesn't matter who said it, or what they said it about.

― benrique (Enrique), Thursday, 2 November 2006 10:02 (nineteen years ago)

Morbius get off this fucking thread.

-- Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyza...), November 8th, 2006.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

i really don't have a point

-- like murderinging (mi...), November 10th, 2006 3:17 PM. (modestmickey) (later) (admin) (userip)

― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Friday, 10 November 2006 04:20 (nineteen years ago)

who cares?
-- electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsoun...), October 25th, 2006. (electricsound)

― dommy p is alright WHICH IS A LOT MORE THAN I CAN SAY ABOUT A LOT OF PEOPLE (Dom, Monday, 13 November 2006 14:42 (nineteen years ago)

Who needs legs if the girl is on top? I'd say head is more essential.

-- Tuomas (lixnixn...), November 14th, 2006 3:57 PM.

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

that ethan, that shit that make your soul burn slow

-- Alex in Baltimore (shipley.a...)

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 16:10 (nineteen years ago)

You like in a bubble on your own planet.

-- The GZeus (gzeusmant...), Today 9:47 AM. (The GZeus) (later) (link)

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

this is where I have to join the hetero camp, sorry.

-- jaymc

― Rebel.yell.For.Internet.cakes (nordicskilla), Saturday, 18 November 2006 23:56 (nineteen years ago)

mourinho is old! disgusting old man! wizened, and grey-haired.

r abramovic is russian and CUTE. he reminds me vaguely of alastair campbell.

-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...), November 19th, 2006.

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Sunday, 19 November 2006 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

If I was a woman you would've seen my boobs.

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), Today 3:53 PM. (Tuomas) (later) (link)

― Onimo has bone for the pink overload! (GerryNemo), Thursday, 23 November 2006 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

lol wp

― teh_kit (g-kit), Thursday, 23 November 2006 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

Me. I said the same thing about Transvision Vamp nineteen years ago and I was proved right.

-- Marcello Carlin (marcellocarli...), November 22nd, 2006. (nostudium) (later)

― dommy p is alright WHICH IS A LOT MORE THAN I CAN SAY ABOUT A LOT OF PEOPLE (Dom, Thursday, 23 November 2006 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

the nordicskilla guy's back!

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 23 November 2006 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...
i think i'd be more likely to uncontrollably piss my pants than die, but maybe that's just me
-- PAUL FUCKING ROBINSON (electricsoun...), January 16th, 2007.

― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 10:28 (nineteen years ago)

3) Fanny farts are okay.

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), January 17th, 2007. (Tuomas) (later

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 13:23 (nineteen years ago)

If someone offered me moolah to get me wanger out I'd be all for it.

-- C-Man (cma...), February 20th, 2004 7:47 AM. (C-Man) (link)

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Sunday, 21 January 2007 09:35 (nineteen years ago)

PS I'm not a goth I swear.

-- Trayce (spamspanke...), January 21st, 2007 1:31 AM. (trayce) (link)

― StanM (StanM), Sunday, 21 January 2007 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

2-step is like the greatest genre of the past decade!!!!!!

-- lex pretend (lexusjee...), January 21st, 2007.

― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Sunday, 21 January 2007 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

i am trying to be heroic in an age of modernity.

-- the original hauntology blogging crew (miltonpinsk...), February 2nd, 2007 1:46 PM. (Enrique)

― lex pretend (lex pretend), Friday, 2 February 2007 13:50 (nineteen years ago)

Ass is nice too, obviously, but getting dogmatic about one or the other strikes me as counterproductive.
-- nabisco (--...), February 8th, 2005.

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Friday, 2 February 2007 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha

― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Friday, 2 February 2007 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

Wow, that got longer than I thought.

Upon rereading, I think I overplayed the alt-rock references. This is not an alt-rock record -- it just comes from such a time-frame and production ideal that you're tempted to think it is. It's quite clearly just power-pop, though. Just sort of weird, fascinating power- pop.

Even after all those words, I don't think I've explained this well.

-- Nitsuh (nt...) (webmail), December 20th, 2001 1:00 AM. (link)

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...
gay dudes need to get off this fuckin planet

and what on Wednesday, 7 March 2007 19:02 (3 hours ago)

― Frogman Henry, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:21 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...
pig radio [now playing the cure - a forest]

compared to british radio stations such as 6 music / xfm / virgin radio etc - pig radio is far better [however they still play some NME guitar generic tripe]

[from their myspace profile:]

Franz Ferdinand Art Brut Masha Qrella Lindstrøm & Prins Thomas Kelley Polar XLover Depeche Mode Ladytron Out Hud Architecture In Helsinki Coldcut Product.01 Arctic Monkeys Audio Bullys Broken Social Scene M.I.A. Arab Strap The Strokes Serena Maneesh Black Rebel Motorcycle Club Jackson King Biscuit Time ft Topcat Pnau Animal Collective Bloc Party Magicake Clap Your Hands Say Yeah Tom Vek Unarmed Enemies Junior Senior The Chalets Maximo Park Fischerspooner FareSoldi Scuola Furano The Chemical Brothers (Ft. the Flaming Lips) LCD Soundsystem Namosh MaltominiMarco Richard Hawley Datarock Glamour To Kill Magnetophone Gorillaz Comadisco Grandaddy LCD Soundsystem Colder Amari The Earlies Bitmap The Clientele Vive La Fete Au Revoir Simone Vitalic Malcolm Middleton Fannypack Doves Rogue Wave The American Analog Set Jahcoozi Brinkmann. Thomas Gina X Performance Nancy Sinatra & Lee Hazelwood The Egg sports The Go! Team Calla Happy Mondays Windsor For The Derby The White Stripes The Departure Lali Puna Patrick Wolf The Superimposers Death From Above 1979 Poni Hoax Rinôçerôse Kaiser Chiefs Clor Gang Of Four Freeform Five Wolf Parade Deerhoof The Arcade Fire My Man Dot Com Editors The Joggers The Sunshine Underground Stereo Mc's Tying Tiffany Vive La Fete Viva Voce Uochi Toki Unkle Tiga The Warlocks The Walkmen The Von Bondies The Specials The Streets The Rapture The Rakes The Neon Judgement The Orb The Magic Numbers The Libertines The Kills The Cribs The Concretes The Boy Least Likely To Telex T.Raumschmiere Supersystem Super Furry Animals Stereo Total Sons And Daughters Sonic Youth Simian Sigur Rós Scissor Sisters Robyn Richard X Q And Not U Populous Play Paul Phoenix Peaches Offlaga Disco Pax Future Sound Of London Gordy Boy Green Velvet Gustav Hood Ikara Colt J.O.Y. Jason Forrest Jeans Team Jennifer Gentle Juliet Justice vs. Simian Justus Köhncke Kasabian Kid606 Kraftwerk La Bionda Lemon Jelly Lipps, inc. Liquid Liquid Lotterboys Manitoba Metro Area Mihai Popoviciu Mobile Disco Mocky Mouse On Mars Mu Mylo featuring Miami Sound Machine New Order Faultline Enon Emf Emiliana Torrini Elbow Elastica Eagles of Death Metal Dk7 Dirty Three Devendra Banhart Daft Punk Cut Copy New Order Coldplay Chikinki Chelonis R Jones Cat Power Campag Velocet Broadcast Blur Bertine Zetlitz Alexander Robotnick 13 + God Ada Afterhours Agentss Yuppie Flu Bjork Bagel Boys Babyshambles Avril The Breeders Nouvelle Vague Ambulance Ltd Cycle Water Lilly Stereolab Cobra Killer & Kapajkos Franz Ferdinand Röyksopp 100 Bullets Back Cornershop Jay-Jay Johanson Levy BC Camplight !!! Tiromancino Piano Magic Gang of Four Soulwax The Cardigans Starsailor Cocorosie Supergrass Goldfrapp Aswefall The Paradise Boys Stars Blonde Redhead Adult. Tom Vek New Order Brassy Bobby Conn Pearl Jam The Fever Pulp Morgan Pulseprogramming Bugo Diplo Kaos Brooks Amanda Rogers Kate Wax Brakes Air Ellen Allien Pulseprogramming The Juan Maclean Munk & Chloe Stereophonics Annie The Servant Kings Of Leon Belle & Sebastian Adriano Canzian Felix Laband Sylvie Marks & Hal9000 John Dahlbäck Blown Paper Bags 2raumwohnung The Fiery Furnaces Boom Bip Francoiz Breut Tomas Andersson Skeletons & The Girl-Faced Boys Caribou The Raveonettes Yeah Yeah Yeahs Pluramon Electrocute Willy Mason Pavement Bright Eyes Hard-Fi Beck The Killers The Liars Screaming Trees Beastie Boys Mercury Rev Dinosaur Jr Meno Mena Mudhoney A.R. Kane The Dandy Warhols Howling Bells Gomez Ratatat Metric Zdar My Computer Kahimi Karie Mercury Rev White Rose Movement Black Mountain Chapterhouse British Sea Power Inspiral Carpets Komakino Four Tet Dot Allison We Are Scientists Matthew Dear Matt Harding Justice Geeza Kevin Shields The Futureheads The Faint The Cure dEUS The Beatles Tall Blonde Feist Princess Superstar AFX Felix Da Housecat I-F Zongamin Tv On The Radio The Hives My Bloody Valentine Dj Shadow The International Noise Conspiracy And many many others....

-- djmartian, Monday, 9 April 2007 13:51 (5 minutes ago)

― Dom Passantino, Monday, 9 April 2007 13:57 (eighteen years ago)

but it doesn't say sven, plank, 'are you watching', or escort

― 600, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 08:18 (eighteen years ago)

DJ Martian isn't some kind of two-dimensional caricature.

― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 10:03 (eighteen years ago)

two weeks pass...
ok, raise your hand if you've even taken a tampon out with your teeth and felt really clever.

-- kenan, Wednesday, April 25, 2007 12:59 AM (30 minutes ago)

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 05:31 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, and for the record, via nefarious means, I have obtained the entirety of the new Killing Joke record. I am not immediately floored (Jaz's voice is shot), but it's still better than whatever little rinkydink indie backpack teen pop crunk undie hip hop crapola that you're currently grooving to, you pabulum-engorged newts.

-- Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, January 5, 2006 7:52 PM (1 year ago)

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 05:38 (eighteen years ago)

i don't like barenaked ladies

-- Surmounter, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 17:17

― Frogman Henry, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

So I guess I'll have to vote for the "pub and birds" option, because it's the closest to me.

-- Tuomas, Friday, May 4, 2007 1:03 PM (3 hours ago)

― That one guy that quit, Friday, 4 May 2007 13:41 (eighteen years ago)

Am I the only person who things this is are shit?

-- the next grozart, Friday, 4 May 2007 12:19 (1 hour ago)

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 4 May 2007 13:42 (eighteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

hi! i work in new media

-- mark p (Mark P), Monday, January 5, 2004

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 24 May 2007 23:12 (eighteen years ago)

I don't get it...

-- Tuomas, Wednesday, 23 May 2007

― onimo, Thursday, 24 May 2007 23:42 (eighteen years ago)

aw beer

-- rrrobyn, Friday, 1 June 2007

― strongohulkington, Friday, 1 June 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

crazy straws w/balls = vas deferens

-- Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Friday, June 1, 2007

― HI DERE, Friday, 1 June 2007 21:41 (eighteen years ago)

whatever

loser

sexual

you know it

-- RJG, Wednesday, June 6, 2007 7:53 PM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― That one guy that quit, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 20:40 (eighteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

i still don't get it.
-- dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 09:08 (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 21 June 2007 14:12 (eighteen years ago)

I learned about sex from watching Three's Company, iirc.

-- kenan, Wednesday, June 27, 2007 1:51 PM (Wednesday, June 27, 2007 1:51 PM) Bookmark Link

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 22:17 (eighteen years ago)

once i lost a cd book full of can cd's, it was horrible

-- cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 13:10 (3 years ago) Link

― wanko ergo sum, Friday, 6 July 2007 22:27 (eighteen years ago)

Unless you're a rent boy, Greek, or a 17 year old trying to get into a nightclub, there's no excuse to wear a shirt outside of a formal setting.

-- Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, July 31, 2006 10:04 PM (11 months ago) Bookmark Link

― admrl, Monday, 9 July 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

hey nordicskilla!

― RJG, Monday, 9 July 2007 21:56 (eighteen years ago)

Passantino OTM

― Dom Passantino, Monday, 9 July 2007 22:01 (eighteen years ago)

It's the precise Mediterranean stereotyping that really makes it.

― admrl, Monday, 9 July 2007 22:04 (eighteen years ago)

i wear shirts.

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 9 July 2007 22:30 (eighteen years ago)

(horseshoe, molly mummenschanz, and Sundar to thread)

-- jaymc, Tuesday, July 10, 2007 4:38 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― admrl, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

haha

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 16:43 (eighteen years ago)

I saw this thread at the top and knew it was going to be me. :/

― jaymc, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 16:44 (eighteen years ago)

Boy howdy, this thread has been a trainwreck!!

-- King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 08:44 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 10:11 (eighteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

no homo in da white house.

-- hstencil, Friday, July 27, 2007 1:31 PM (9 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 27 July 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

the idea of a group of dudes taking another band's gear and playing it on stage is so rude to me. if someone played my bass while i was getting a beer they'd get smacked in the face with my ballsack. right in on stage in front of their fat gf. -chaki

― Andi Mags, Saturday, 28 July 2007 03:52 (eighteen years ago)

There are some wicked b-sides on those Idlewild singles, btw.

-- Scik Mouthy, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 15:45 (37 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― acrobat, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 15:24 (eighteen years ago)

where's combat 18 when you need them, eh?

-- Just got offed, Saturday, 11 August 2007 21:25 (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Dom Passantino, Saturday, 11 August 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

I like that GIANT COCK up there /\ it looks tasty.

-- Masonic Boom, Wednesday, August 22, 2007 4:46 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― StanM, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 14:59 (eighteen years ago)

It's just ILE's new rolling balkanised thread for shut-in aspie rubes.

-- ledge, Thursday, 5 July 2007 00:35 (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

-- acrobat, Tuesday, August 21, 2007 3:44 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

― That mong guy that's shit, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 15:03 (eighteen years ago)

It's just ILE's new rolling balkanised thread for shut-in aspie rubes.

-- ledge, Thursday, 5 July 2007 00:35 (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

-- acrobat, Tuesday, August 21, 2007 3:44 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

-- That mong guy that's shit, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 15:03 (15 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 15:03 (eighteen years ago)

It's just ILE's new rolling balkanised thread for shut-in aspie rubes.

-- ledge, Thursday, 5 July 2007 00:35 (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

-- acrobat, Tuesday, August 21, 2007 3:44 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

-- That mong guy that's shit, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 15:03 (15 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

-- Dom Passantino, Wednesday, August 22, 2007 4:03 PM (10 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 15:04 (eighteen years ago)

So come on baby, won't you show some class
Why you want to move so fast.
We don't have to take our clothes off
To have a good time
Oh no
We could dance & party all night
And drink some cherry wine
Uh huh
We don't have to take our clothes off
To have a good time
Oh no
We could dance & party all night (all night)
And drink some cherry wine
Uh huh
Na na na na na na na............

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 15:04 (eighteen years ago)

Fnar! x-posts

― Masonic Boom, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 15:05 (eighteen years ago)

It's just ILE's new rolling balkanised thread for shut-in aspie rubes.

-- ledge, Thursday, 5 July 2007 00:35 (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

-- acrobat, Tuesday, August 21, 2007 3:44 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

-- That mong guy that's shit, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 15:03 (15 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

-- Dom Passantino, Wednesday, August 22, 2007 4:03 PM (10 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

-- That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 16:04 (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― acrobat, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 15:16 (eighteen years ago)

nobody called DJ Martian out on his casual misogyny

― That mong guy that's shit, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 15:17 (eighteen years ago)

on what thread was that?

― acrobat, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 15:29 (eighteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

The Tenuous Whimsy would be an awesome band-name!

-- Just got offed, Friday, 7 September 2007 10:03 (19 seconds ago)

― Matt DC, Friday, 7 September 2007 10:06 (eighteen years ago)

I kept hoping Lindsay Lohan would come out and piss on the floor

-- da croupier, Monday, 10 September 2007 04:44 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 12:11 (eighteen years ago)

I am a very open person. I find it very hard not to talk about everything that's going on in my life.

-- Kissing Time At The Pleasure Unit (kate), Saturday, October 30, 2004 6:13 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

― jaymc, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 16:19 (eighteen years ago)

Jaymc, are you claiming that one for yourself?

― Mark C, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

Are you saying it's already been posted (it hasn't), or are you saying it'd be an equally accurate epitaph for me? 'Cause, you know, I'm probably more open than a lot of people, but I'd still beg to differ.

― jaymc, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 16:33 (eighteen years ago)

I think he is challenging you to a duel.

― n/a, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 16:34 (eighteen years ago)

or possibly a duet.

― n/a, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 16:35 (eighteen years ago)

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-- 'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Monday, November 28, 2005 6:14 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 11:13 (eighteen years ago)

oh right and also the guy was at my uni the same time as me and goddamn if i'm not a jealous bitch.

-- That one guy that hit it and quit it, Saturday, 22 September 2007 20:58 (Yesterday)

― Matt DC, Sunday, 23 September 2007 12:36 (eighteen years ago)

mikel off, tevez scores, jol out

-- darraghmac, Sunday, 23 September 2007 15:57 (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Dom Passantino, Sunday, 23 September 2007 16:09 (eighteen years ago)

Why, exactly, do people allow someone from Finland to drag them into a debate about ethnic and racial distinctions?

-- John Justen, Saturday, 22 September 2007 18:02

― Frogman Henry, Sunday, 23 September 2007 18:09 (eighteen years ago)

docking was tricky, that's why you bought a docking computer as soon as you could afford it!

-- stevie, Friday, September 28, 2007 10:59 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Just got offed, Friday, 28 September 2007 11:03 (eighteen years ago)

i do like the beelicious fried chicken

-- and what, Friday, October 5, 2007 1:34 PM

― roxymuzak, Friday, 5 October 2007 14:34 (eighteen years ago)

I snickered at D&D playas in '78

-- Dr Morbius, Friday, October 5, 2007 1:18 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

― s1ocki, Friday, 5 October 2007 14:39 (eighteen years ago)

that's why nu-metal was so great, there were hardly any women involved.

-- max r, Friday, 12 October 2007 13:28 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 12 October 2007 13:33 (eighteen years ago)

"Through My Window" > all music record by women ever

-- Dom Passantino, Friday, 12 October 2007 12:40

― max r, Friday, 12 October 2007 13:36 (eighteen years ago)

you actually like northern uproar tho.

― max r, Friday, 12 October 2007 13:37 (eighteen years ago)

LOSING MY SIGHT
LOSING MY MIND
WISH SOMEBODY WOULD TELL ME I'M FINE

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 12 October 2007 13:43 (eighteen years ago)

Refs a cheating bastard though. two penalty claims and both were stonewall. esp the last one

-- pfunkboy, Saturday, 13 October 2007 15:04 (45 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Dom Passantino, Saturday, 13 October 2007 15:50 (eighteen years ago)

lol aids

-- DG, Monday, October 15, 2007 1:10 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 15 October 2007 12:17 (eighteen years ago)

Knew it was gonna be that.

― Dom Passantino, Monday, 15 October 2007 12:20 (eighteen years ago)

all of ILE ever is my epitaph, thanks God

― DG, Monday, 15 October 2007 12:24 (eighteen years ago)

Old ILX could learn a lot from you DG: bring your grievances out in the open, rather than ruining Matt DC's quiet drink.

― Dom Passantino, Monday, 15 October 2007 12:30 (eighteen years ago)

i suppose that is some reference i don't get

(^^^new ILepitaph)

― DG, Monday, 15 October 2007 12:32 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, dude, century eggs wouldn't float in the Midwest. Pass the mashed potatoes.

-- Laurel, Monday, October 22, 2007 12:00 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

― jaymc, Monday, 22 October 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

my obsessions are unhealthy!
-- James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 16:43 (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 10:37 (eighteen years ago)

haha so is this where i mention that i didn't get laid a few weekends ago because once the girl found out my full name she was furious about something mean i had said in print about clap your hands say yeah?
-- strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 00:14 (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

― Matt DC, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 12:36 (eighteen years ago)

i mean, vaginas already taste like metal dipped in butter anyway, so surely this is just overkill

-- strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, March 4, 2004 12:56 PM (Thursday, March 4, 2004 12:56 PM) Bookmark Link

― The Reverend, Saturday, 27 October 2007 06:08 (eighteen years ago)

wot happened to my Michelle from Pop Idol rim job thread?

-- C-Man (C-Man), Saturday, 27 December 2003 17:50

― Frogman Henry, Thursday, 8 November 2007 13:29 (eighteen years ago)

ever heard of the term "coup de foudre"?

-- Just got offed, Friday, 9 November 2007 16:46 (31 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 9 November 2007 16:47 (eighteen years ago)

VOTE CONSERVATIVE

-- blueski, Saturday, 10 November 2007 23:26 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Dom Passantino, Saturday, 10 November 2007 23:29 (eighteen years ago)

\/\/\/ dead
-- Dom Passantino, Saturday, 10 November 2007 23:29 (2 minutes ago)

― blueski, Saturday, 10 November 2007 23:32 (eighteen years ago)

also, I am totally a real-life asshole when I feel like it.

-- Dr Morbius, Friday, November 16, 2007 3:58 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 16 November 2007 16:02 (eighteen years ago)

i am white and post to a message board
-- strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 16:38 (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

― Dom Passantino, Monday, 19 November 2007 11:56 (eighteen years ago)

i hate this country

-- That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, November 28, 2007 11:12 AM (Wednesday, November 28, 2007 11:12 AM) Bookmark Link

― onimo, Thursday, 29 November 2007 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

In the end all this ad lead to was casual sex an a short relationship again, so I'm still not convinced about Internet dating.

-- Tuomas, Tuesday, 4 December 2007 13:46 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 4 December 2007 13:49 (eighteen years ago)

blonde women are stupid, Jews greedy, and black people lazy.

-- Tuomas, Tuesday, December 11, 2007 11:51 AM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 12:03 (eighteen years ago)

[as an aside - what happened to that thread?]

― Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 12:08 (eighteen years ago)

Wow haven't you guys got sick of misrepresenting Tuomas for cheap laffs yet?

― Mark C, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 12:10 (eighteen years ago)

blonde women are stupid, Jews greedy, and black people lazy[...]

-- That one guy that hit it and quit it, 11. joulukuuta 2007 14:03 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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― Tuomas, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 12:12 (eighteen years ago)

Edited to be more concise.

― Tuomas, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 12:12 (eighteen years ago)

Tuomas, rise above it dude, it's not worth it.

― Mark C, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 12:12 (eighteen years ago)

OHHHHH

― That mong guy that's shit, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 12:12 (eighteen years ago)

I can't remember why I posted that

― That mong guy that's shit, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 12:13 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.ronvillano.com/images/zing_front4webcolor.jpg

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 12:16 (eighteen years ago)

I figured out her email address and emailed her this afternoon. NB: I figured it out because she told me her domain name in between facesucking.... We'll see. Perusal of her webpage reveals "avant" taste in music and a mutual friend (who I am hoping she might mention me to as he loooooves me)

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, December 13, 2007 5:36 PM (20 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

― jaymc, Thursday, 13 December 2007 23:37 (eighteen years ago)

yes!

― roxymuzak, Thursday, 13 December 2007 23:38 (eighteen years ago)

fear

― DG, Thursday, 13 December 2007 23:40 (eighteen years ago)

tbh, that one guy and dom passantino are the only posters with half a clue here.

listen and learn.

― pc user, Thursday, 13 December 2007 23:43 (eighteen years ago)

^^this guy knows what's poppin'

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 13 December 2007 23:43 (eighteen years ago)

ban pc user

― DG, Thursday, 13 December 2007 23:45 (eighteen years ago)

all we need now is robin carmody and kpunk, then this forum might actually be going somewhere.

― pc user, Thursday, 13 December 2007 23:45 (eighteen years ago)

is this british wit

― roxymuzak, Thursday, 13 December 2007 23:45 (eighteen years ago)

listen and learn

― wanko ergo sum, Thursday, 13 December 2007 23:46 (eighteen years ago)

all we need now is robin carmody and kpunk, then this forum might actually be going somewhere.

-- pc user, Thursday, December 13, 2007 11:45 PM (41 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

i try to keep their spirits alive, in my own way.

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 13 December 2007 23:47 (eighteen years ago)

did kpunk ever post here?

― DG, Friday, 14 December 2007 00:05 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, he used the username "Dog Latin"

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 14 December 2007 00:06 (eighteen years ago)

lolz

― DG, Friday, 14 December 2007 11:40 (eighteen years ago)

kpunk did post here actually, to apologise for spamming everyone's e-mail account with his video podcast

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 14 December 2007 11:41 (eighteen years ago)

he actually did post here, i think. or maybe just lurk and pick up hacker slang, like 'k-punk'.

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 14 December 2007 11:42 (eighteen years ago)

Has K-Punk ever written about Terry Pratchett?

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 14 December 2007 11:43 (eighteen years ago)

he must have, really.

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 14 December 2007 11:44 (eighteen years ago)

pratchett via zizek

― DG, Friday, 14 December 2007 11:44 (eighteen years ago)

via ooh i dunno roxy music or the pop group.

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 14 December 2007 11:45 (eighteen years ago)

john foxx

― DG, Friday, 14 December 2007 11:49 (eighteen years ago)

don't hate the game, etc...

http://lesterdiamondradio.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/285cover.jpg

― pc user, Friday, 14 December 2007 14:23 (eighteen years ago)

no i like him really

― DG, Friday, 14 December 2007 14:24 (eighteen years ago)

the original hauntology blogging crew.

xpost

i don't

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 14 December 2007 14:24 (eighteen years ago)

he has his moments.

― pc user, Friday, 14 December 2007 14:26 (eighteen years ago)

I like him more than Perez Hilton, but less than every other blogger

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 14 December 2007 14:27 (eighteen years ago)

perhaps he's just kidding anyway.

lol, spinoza

― pc user, Friday, 14 December 2007 14:33 (eighteen years ago)

Can we go back to hating women again? Thanks.

-- Dom Passantino, Friday, 14 December 2007 15:43 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

― That mong guy that's shit, Friday, 14 December 2007 15:45 (eighteen years ago)

"its" should be "tits".

-- HI DERE, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 17:36 (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 14 December 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

but srsly what u guys think

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 15 December 2007 07:44 (7 hours ago) Link

― Dom Passantino, Saturday, 15 December 2007 15:10 (eighteen years ago)

i'd like to take her mound

-- gershy, Wednesday, December 19, 2007 12:27 PM (Wednesday, December 19, 2007 12:27 PM) Bookmark Link

― gabbneb, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 20:59 (eighteen years ago)

HUZZAH BEAVERS

-- gershy, Wednesday, December 19, 2007 3:58 PM (Wednesday, December 19, 2007 3:58 PM) Bookmark Link

― gabbneb, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

I predicted the Pitchfork #1 like 6 months ago.

-- jaymc, Monday, December 17, 2007 10:34 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Link

― s1ocki, Saturday, 22 December 2007 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

Let me unearth a particularly fine essay I wrote on the novel.

-- Just got offed, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 15:57 (25 minutes ago

― Matt DC, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 16:26 (eighteen years ago)

damn i need t shut the fuck up :C

-- luriqua, Friday, 18 May 2007 07:04 (7 months ago) Bookmark Link

― Dom Passantino, Saturday, 29 December 2007 20:38 (eighteen years ago)

I saw about five minutes of Good Burger on the treadmill at the gym once, and am left thinking I would love the rest of it.

-- Eazy, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 23:44 (3 months ago) Link

― jaymc, Monday, 31 December 2007 14:06 (eighteen years ago)

What about Biffy Clyro?

-- Herman G. Neuname, Thursday, 3 January 2008 00:49 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 4 January 2008 09:30 (eighteen years ago)

lol thalidomide

-- Dom Passantino, Wednesday, January 9, 2008 2:53 PM (2 hours ago)

― DG, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 17:45 (eighteen years ago)

[14:14] Jon Williams: bitch i have a tabla machine

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 19:17 (eighteen years ago)

Good to see chubby chasers catered for.

-- Dom Passantino, Wednesday, January 9, 2008 2:42 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 10 January 2008 09:47 (eighteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

i'm not jewish, the chanting doesn't offend me.

-- darraghmac, Monday, 4 February 2008 14:09 (55 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

― Dom Passantino, Monday, 4 February 2008 14:10 (eighteen years ago)

they have a strong following on rym

-- djmartian, Tuesday, 12 February 2008 12:36 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 12 February 2008 12:39 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

Heh heh heh, aren't I shocking with my attention-getting un-PCness.

-- dave q, Monday, 29 July 2002 01:00 (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

― Dom Passantino, Saturday, 5 April 2008 23:46 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

im going to go eat some mcdonalds single cheeseburgers bye

-- deeznuts, Sunday, 1 June 2008

― elmo argonaut, Sunday, 1 June 2008 22:25 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

I've been feeling schlong all year, but I don't know where I'd be without nob, so I'm'a vote for that.

-- Noodle Vague,

― Frogman Henry, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 07:45 (seventeen years ago)

four weeks pass...

guys have you smelled lavender? it's ridonc.

-- Surmounter, Thursday, August 7, 2008 7:42 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Link

― jaymc, Thursday, 7 August 2008 18:21 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

Thanks! Yeah, I guess it is because of TMI, but there's nothing wrong with that.

― Tuomas, Thursday, 2 October 2008 15:54 (18 seconds ago) Bookmark

― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Thursday, 2 October 2008 15:56 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

Yet another Juggalo success story.

― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Tuesday, November 25, 2008 1:12 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 01:17 (seventeen years ago)

three weeks pass...

omg shutup

― Surmounter, Monday, 25 August 2008 04:09 (3 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Seannadams Molloy (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 02:18 (seventeen years ago)

who was pc user

― the usic man from the hilarious ilx message boards (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 02:19 (seventeen years ago)

max r

― Seannadams Molloy (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 02:21 (seventeen years ago)

who was max r

― the usic man from the hilarious ilx message boards (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 02:22 (seventeen years ago)

BAN MAX R

― Seannadams Molloy (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 02:24 (seventeen years ago)

haha no i meant - who was max r?

― the usic man from the hilarious ilx message boards (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 02:24 (seventeen years ago)

itisamystery.jpg, although the links on the side of his blog give me a decent clue

― Seannadams Molloy (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 02:26 (seventeen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Sorry that was sooo long..

― marissa, Friday, March 30, 2007 7:34 AM (1 year ago)

― aruba (unregistered), Thursday, 1 January 2009 23:54 (seventeen years ago)

oh fuck, did i just download a fucking Animal Collective album?

― brotherlovesdub, Tuesday, January 6, 2009 3:20 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^^^ for all of ILM

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 6 January 2009 20:54 (seventeen years ago)

hipsterrunoff is A+ guys

― Cocktor Dassantino (k3vin k.), Thursday, 15 January 2009 02:53 (10 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― CHAKI Musician (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 15 January 2009 13:50 (seventeen years ago)

Fuckin goth shit will never leave me alone sob sob.

― Trayce, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 23:35 (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― The boy with the Arab money (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Friday, 16 January 2009 21:34 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

maybe I'll start a Maurice Chevalier thread so we can see how fast you guys can turn it into a Kevin James retrospective

― Dr Morbius, Friday, March 6, 2009 12:57 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Saturday, 7 March 2009 06:55 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

I GOT A LONG ROAD AHEAD OF ME TO MAKE PEOPLE BELIEVE I'M NOT ACTUALLY A HUGE DOUCHE

― CaptainLorax, Monday, April 6, 2009 9:09 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark

― HOOS talking about magic & spells & steen dude! (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 10 April 2009 03:26 (sixteen years ago)

Total suicide by cop and when he's reincarnated as Horton Hears a HOOS or whatever he's going to be one charming mother fucker.

― Monkey Pocket Boob (libcrypt), Friday, 10 April 2009 03:33 (sixteen years ago)

three months pass...

"masturbation"

― Tuomas, Thursday, 23 July 2009 13:57 (1 minute ago) Bookmark

― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip a hoy hoy (country matters), Thursday, 23 July 2009 12:59 (sixteen years ago)

five months pass...

thank u for enjoying my idiotic joke :D
― who sharted?! (s1ocki), Tuesday, 29 December 2009 18:08 (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― cozwn, Thursday, 31 December 2009 19:34 (sixteen years ago)

(sorry :P)

― cozwn, Thursday, 31 December 2009 19:34 (sixteen years ago)

five months pass...

when all else fails, standing back in an viking, M.I.A., etc. thread until shit gets super heated and then dropping in with a well-timed image zing might earn you a little notice and possibly an SB or two

― ksh, Wednesday, June 16, 2010 8:24 PM Bookmark

― Tavarius Polk (The Reverend), Thursday, 17 June 2010 06:00 (fifteen years ago)

three months pass...

WE FIND YOUR THEORY INSUBSTANTIAL AND SPECIOUS

NOW WE ARE GOING TO FUCK AND SLEEP

― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, October 15, 2010 3:24 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 15 October 2010 03:35 (fifteen years ago)

pretty dope epitaph imo

― womack and bolio's (donna rouge), Friday, 15 October 2010 03:44 (fifteen years ago)

four months pass...

lets talk about wolf bands some more

― buzzoff (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, December 20, 2010 1:24 AM (2 months ago)

― administratieve blunder (unregistered), Sunday, 27 February 2011 04:09 (fifteen years ago)

four years pass...

you need to mellow out and tune in to KCRW.
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi)

― maybe/whatever/so what/boring (admrl), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 19:03 (ten years ago)


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