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I have never, ever heard a Rolling Stones album.

I am unable to follow even simple plots in the movies.

I am 36 and cannot drive; nor can I use a mobile phone or a lawnmower.

I stopped going to synagogue the week after I got my Bar Mitzvah. The rabbi stopped me in the street one day, got out of his car, and threatened to take it back off me! Can you revoke a Bar Mitzvah??

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 14:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I am 30 and cannot drive, and don't intend to
I am lousy at sex, but a pleasant kisser (i am told)
I have not done a jot of work this week or last
I haven't bothered to visit any members of my family this xmas

― Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 15:07 (twenty-one years ago)

there's lots of groups or ppl in the canon that I've never heard a record by: rolling stones, motown, stax, james brown (the odd tracks I've heard on the TV but not a Cd collection). plenty of composers too.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 15:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I am 24 and still live at home. I am also probably not very good at sex. I am without God.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 15:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't even remember if I'm good at sex.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

i stole Bob Monkhouse's jokebooks

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 15:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Julio, buy a James Brown cd.

I stopped going to synagogues the day after my Bar Mitzvah. If a rabbi ever said that to me, I would likely tell him to fuck off. He's welcome to it anyway.

I'm very grumpy this morning.

I can sing in tune only about 40% of the time.

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 16:19 (twenty-one years ago)

i am still in love with at least two people who are not in love with me anymore (for differing reasons).

if i don't somehow turn my life around in the next few months i am going to probably off myself.

hopefully this will be my last post to ilx for the foreseeable future, but i doubt it.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 16:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm beginning to think that either 'love' is a lie or else I am incapable of human feeling.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I have a carton of milk in my fridge with the expiry date of Nov. 11

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 16:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm at work and looking at ilx on this all-time rock-bottom day when I could be here: December 30th ILx Pub Crawl: The Other Euston Hexagon aka The Mornington Crescent

This situation will be rectified within the hour.

― Tim (Tim), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 16:27 (twenty-one years ago)

we lead uncannily similar lives today tim tim

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 16:28 (twenty-one years ago)

not unless you've sorted your hair out, we don't.

― Tim (Tim), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 16:29 (twenty-one years ago)

You would think you would've "remembered" to throw that milk out, Huck. Don't worry, I just smacked myself in the nuts for that one.

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 16:29 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm within 500 metres from that event right now yet i'm still at the office. :(

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 16:30 (twenty-one years ago)

i love the royal george pub as well

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 16:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, I just noticed it yesterday. When I added a new carton to the collection (exp. date: Jan. 15). I was going to take it out to the garbage, but I didn't. I'm so lazy in the winter.
But I did eat cereal for breakfast today for the first in nearly two months! And I used the right milk!

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 16:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I've read 2 books in the last 5 years and they were 'Atomised' and 'Platform'

― dave q, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 17:49 (twenty-one years ago)

take part in the 'I love books' book group dave.

you also read 'The Creep' by Jeffrey Frank (i came across yr post abt it while searching for somethign else yesterday).

being 24 and still living with yr parents is not that bad surely.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 17:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Sometimes it feels it.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 18:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I was living with my parents for a while when I was 24.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 18:00 (twenty-one years ago)

and 23 and 22.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 18:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I essentially rent two rooms off them and occasionally join them for meals, so it's not that bad.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 18:04 (twenty-one years ago)

And they have just bought me a chair!

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 18:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I confess I confess!
I bought the Finding Nemo DVD

The colors are so pretty, and I love it when they are trying to speak whale.
I know, I am a freak.

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

For the past seven years, I've only read books that are about music. There's no joy in my life.

― may pang (maypang), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 20:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't stop re-reading the dirty parts of Henry Miller books.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 20:39 (twenty-one years ago)

i cry at movies and music, but i dont cry when sad things in real-life happen

― todd swiss (eliti), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 21:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I ate a whole cheesecake. All by myself.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 21:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I refuse to see Super Troopers cuz my ex told me she liked it. It's weird, since I totally listen to albums and see movies she likes too, but for some damn reason I get all tense and edgy when friends ask if I've seen Super Troopers or invite me to.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 21:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I've never seen...nor particular cared to see..."the Rocky Horror Picture Show".

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 21:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I haven't done any serious job searching in weeks. I've read the Lou Reed 'Transformer' bio four times through, and I don't even like his solo career.

― Sean (Sean), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 21:20 (twenty-one years ago)

If I make a frozen pizza and I'm home alone, I invariably eat the whole thing.

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I EAT DUST AND I'M ALL RUN DOWN

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 21:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm on my way, I'm making it
I've got to make it show, yeah
so much larger than life
I'm going to watch it growing

the place where I come from is a small town
they think so small
they use small words
-but not me
I'm smarter than that
I worked it out
I've been stretching my mouth
to let those big words come right out

I've had enough, I'm getting out
to the city, the big big city
I'll be a big noise with all the big boys
there's so much stuff I will own
and I will pray to a big god
as I kneel in the big church

big time
I'm on my way-I'm making it
big time big time
I've got to make it show yeah
big time big time
so much larger than life
big time
I'm going to watch it growing
big time

my parties all have big names
and I greet them with the widest smile
tell them how my life is one big adventure
and always they're amazed
when I show them 'round my house, to my bed
I had it made like a mountain range
with a snow-white pillow for my big fat head
and my heaven will be a big heaven
and I will walk through the front door

big time
I'm on my way-I'm making it
big time big time
I've got to make it show-yeah
big time big time
so much larger than life
I'm going to watch it growing
big time big time
my car is getting bigger
big time
my house is getting bigger
big time
my eyes are getting bigger
big time
and my mouth
big time
my belly is getting bigger
big time
and my bank account
big time
look at my circumstance
big time
and the bulge in my big big big big big big big

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 21:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I've never seen...nor particular cared to see..."the Rocky Horror Picture Show"

you must be my long-lost brother!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 21:49 (twenty-one years ago)

i have been driving around in my unregistered unwarranted car for almost 2 years now, and just today got busted.

― donna (donna), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm so bored with books lately. It's frightening.

― Maria (Maria), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:49 (twenty-one years ago)

i am naked in the dark and there is no veil between me and the wheel of fire.

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I have no driver's license.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 23:53 (twenty-one years ago)

If I make a frozen pizza and I'm home alone, I invariably eat the whole thing.

It's funny how doing this makes one feel like such a complete schlub.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 23:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, so my turn: I've not so much as kissed anyone since April 2001.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 23:59 (twenty-one years ago)

i cry at movies and music, but i dont cry when sad things in real-life happen

me, too.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 00:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't cry at anything.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 00:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I have also not seen any family member this xmas.

I have not spoken to or seen my grandparents since Easter.

I haven't mopped in two weeks.

I'm afraid of what lives at the back of my fridge.

I've never seen Titanic.

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 00:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I've never seen any of the Godfather movies, nor LOTR.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 00:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I not only can't drive, I'm scared of driving, and I'm 32.

I am also scared of balloons (in case they pop, dig?)

I have been known to go more than several days without bathing on the odd occasion.

I have never seen Rocky Horror or the Blues Bros films properly, and I've never seen any of the Aliens trilogy at all.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 00:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Eating a whole pizza or a whole pan of lasagna is a normal thing for me.

I like Aja (but not in that weird creepy way people imply).

― Carey (Carey), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 00:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I just found a baby mouse in my kitchen sink.

― Anna (Anna), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 01:08 (twenty-one years ago)

(and if no one else had been in I'd have left it there too)

― Anna (Anna), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 01:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I was wanking before and Andrew WK's "Ready to Die" started playing in my head and I thought "ANDREW WK IS THE ULTIMATE FORM OF MUSIC!"

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 01:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't remember if I ever was any good at sex, it's been so long.

Sometimes I realize I've gone 5 or 6 days without washing my hair.

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 01:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know if I'm any good at sex, but I like practicing.

I think I'm a pretty bad boyfriend. I don't know--I'm getting better but it never is quite enough.

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 03:39 (twenty-one years ago)

When I was in Italy in 1991 in the middle of a very hot summer I spent a month with only 3 pairs of pants, none of which got cleaned during that time.

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 11:06 (twenty-one years ago)

i confess to thinking Peter Gabriel's 'Big Time' is a stupendously good record

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 11:10 (twenty-one years ago)

i find both Big Time and Sledgehammer painful to listen to

― H (Heruy), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 11:15 (twenty-one years ago)

i worry too much and cry WAY too much lately.

― nathalie (nathalie), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 12:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Too many of the above confessions apply to me too for me to be able to copy and post them all again. I am beyond help.

― silver girl, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 16:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I still listen to the Fixx.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't think I like quitting smoking. Or maybe I do like quitting smoking, and that's why I always start up again, because I like the withdrawal. Am I sick or what?

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

i can't swim.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:14 (twenty-one years ago)

You're not alone, Eisbar.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:14 (twenty-one years ago)

the reason why i can't swim is b/c i almost drowned when i was 9.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Nothing so traumatic for me, thankfully. I just found that floating was beyond me.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:16 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe it's all those quarters in yr shorts.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I had no quarters at the time.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm crap at pool. I hate football, and I cannot figure out how to bet at horse-racing to save my very life.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I still listen to the Fixx as well as Jamie West-Oram is one of my favourite guitar players. I really like to sing even though I know I'm lousy at it. I don't like hockey as much as a good Canadian boy is supposed to. I hate the feeling of hand lotion on my hands.

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:22 (twenty-one years ago)

i just bought the classix nouveaux best-of cd.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I hate the feeling of hand lotion on my hands.

Oh, speak `dat truth, Brother Bryan!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I once ran over someone's cat.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:23 (twenty-one years ago)

and i like coldplay :-o

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I once kicked my old dog, who is now dead.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:24 (twenty-one years ago)

So you kicked him to death, you sicko!

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I really like Christopher Pike books. When I was 14 I stole Suede lyrics and turned them in at school as poems. I used to be in love with Martin Gore of Depeche Mode. I really like natural disaster movies.

― Mandee, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I killed all my brother's fish when I was 4 because I took them out and put them in my piggy bank so they could "go on vacation". I was too dumb to get the fish + water = happy fish and fish + no water = dead fish thing.

I put them back and never confessed.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:28 (twenty-one years ago)

there are two Barenaked Ladies songs that i like a lot. "Blame it On Me" and "Lovers in a Dangerous Time"

― Chris 'Knuckle Deep' V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I have a jealous heart.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:30 (twenty-one years ago)

For a very brief and dark time in the early 90s, I was a coke addict.

― boywasIdumb (luna.c), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:34 (twenty-one years ago)

For a very brief and dark time in the early 90s, I was a dimetapp DM addict. Seriously.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I borrow books from people and read them in the bathtub. I think Scott Peterson is cute.

― Arthur (Arthur), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I am acutely paranoid and terrified of abandonment which causes me to push people away constantly. Also I used to hate eggs but now I do not.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm afraid of people who want to be good to me, and usually find a way to make them get pissed off and leave me before giving the relationship a chance to work.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:51 (twenty-one years ago)

i cant whistle :(

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I may be allergic to certain antibiotics.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:55 (twenty-one years ago)

i think impure thoughts at all times.

― Chris 'Knuckle Deep' V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I am increasingly impatient of nervous/shy/depressed people.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm prone to road rage.

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:00 (twenty-one years ago)

my low self-esteem and complete lack of self-confidance cause me to constantly seek the approval of others. I cannot handle it when people are mad or upset with me, and i don't stop using favor to try to make things better, even if i go over the top.

― Kingfishee (Kingfish), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I likewise cannot whistle.

I also 'throw like a girl', due to being left-handed but learning sporty things as a kid right-handed.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I am often let-down when I see I am not on the 'Laugh out loud' threads even when I thought I'd been dead funny.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:02 (twenty-one years ago)

When I started playing baseball when I was 5 or 6, my parents bought me a left-handed glove (i.e. it went on my right hand) because they thought that a child so absolutely NOT WITH IT must be a leftie. No suck luck!

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I am incredibly lazy.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I, too, throw like a girl.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I fear I am now trying to out-do people on this fuckign confession thread, as if being a twat/idiot/fuck-up/emotionally-cold asshole was some kidn of achievement.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:05 (twenty-one years ago)

What would give you that idea?
http://www.art-start.org/images/oprah.jpg

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't wink. I'm really clumsy with chopsticks.

― Arthur (Arthur), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:08 (twenty-one years ago)

im bad with chopsticks too, and i'm korean!

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:09 (twenty-one years ago)

due to how i talk, my speaking voice is higher than it should be, since I don't talk from my lower chest, as i do when i sing.

― Kingfishee (Kingfish), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I am a terrible dresser.
Sometimes I look awesome, but lately, I've noticed around noon that I put absolutely no thought into what I throw over my skin & bones and have on several occasions worn the same colour pants as shirt (today for example) and thus look like a big dork.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I have a pathalogical hatred of those who write slash fiction.

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I am also deathly afraid of having people not like me and tend to be very moody and irritable when people don't instantly take a shine to me. As I said on the shtick thread I am self-deprecating because I actually think I'm cool but want others to contradict my negative self-assessments.

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:14 (twenty-one years ago)

as i grow older im really starting to not like most of my best friends.

― Chris 'Knuckle Deep' V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I am so obsessive-compulsive that having a few dollars left over on a Best Buy giftcard is currently driving me insane. Also, I didn't read anyone else's posts on this thread because I don't really care.

― dean gulberry (deangulberry), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I only wear one kind of aftershave: Old Spice.

― David Merryweather (DavidM), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I only use one type of deodorant which is apparently no longer made and I don't like any of the other scents--I do not want to smell like an alpine forest, etc.

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:41 (twenty-one years ago)

as i grow older im really starting to not like most of my best friends.

Me too.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm hungry, sad, and bored.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't raise one eyebrow at a time and really wish I could.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I can only raise one eyebrow!

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:46 (twenty-one years ago)

You only have one eyebrow!

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Pluck.

X-post - damn you, huckster!

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm tired, really not feeling well, and I'd like it if someone would take me home and put me to bed and bring me tea.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:49 (twenty-one years ago)

also, i can't handle most instances of confrontation, and do almost anything to avoid it, including being far too conciliatory.

― Kingfishee (Kingfish), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:50 (twenty-one years ago)

my two front teeth are fake, i lost them playing hockey.

― Chris 'Knuckle Deep' V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I no longer have a belly button ring - my dog caught one of his nails on it, and ripped the surrounding skin enough that I had to take it out.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:52 (twenty-one years ago)

OK seriously I have the most obsessive eyebrow grooming habits of everyone in the entire world, this is no laughing matter for me, gentlemen. I know you think it's funny, but you're just sending me into another hysterical eyebrow fixin' fit right now.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Ally from what I've seen your eyebrows are as magnificent as your breasts and legs. So chill.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I've always secretly wanted to be a woman.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I've always secretly wanted to be a man.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm wasting my fucking time here.
At work. Not ILX. Well...
Whatever. I want to go home.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)

You can go. Tell 'em I said so.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 19:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm still at work too. Everyone else is going. Like I just said to Ed, the same people who are ready to come bitch about how far behind I am right now on Monday and scream and yell about how they're being held up have already LEFT FOR THE DAY. Way to help out the team you cockfarming shitfaces. I was so set off yesterday because this dickwad David is making this BIG FUCKING DEAL about how he came upstairs and picked up his checks himself. WTF?? Oh sorry I didn't take a break from sending 186 wires yesterday (normal day is 10) to HAND DELIVER YOUR SHIT TO YOU YOU FUCKWAD.

ugh

hahaha I confess that this company is going to be so screwed though because I refuse to stay past the 9th and the girl who was replacing me is MIA.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 19:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Whenever an episode of The Sopranos starts I turn over and watch something else. I just can't be bothered to watch it even though, from the two episodes that I have watched, I know it's quality TV. I'm not really sure why this is. An unwillingness to concentrate for what seems like too long a time at too late at night? Something like that.

― David Merryweather (DavidM), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 19:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I am actually scared by how insecure Nick Southall is.

― Patrick Kinghorn, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 19:10 (twenty-one years ago)

thanks Luna.
I probably could just walk out.

On Monday, my boss said "you didn't work on Christmas did you? Boxing day?"

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 19:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I do what little I can.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 19:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm actually not very insecure at all, really, just bored and hating fucking New Year.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 19:13 (twenty-one years ago)

It sucks. But hey! One year closer to blissful oblivion.

― Patrick Kinghorn, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 19:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I already have a playstation.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 19:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah but soon they're going to be able to hook that shit up to your cerebral cortex....

― Patrick Kinghorn, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I already have booze.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I have no plans and no idea what to do tonight..

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

i really think that i look like a woman, it doesnt help when multiple people have inadvertently called me a woman.

― todd swiss (eliti), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 19:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Cut your hair, hippie.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 19:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm still here. if anyone cares, even.
I bet they just forgot to tell me to go home.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 19:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I lie.

― teh nza, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 19:50 (twenty-one years ago)

When i hear 'Smack my Bitch up' in my head, the line goes 'wank my tits off'

― It's True, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 20:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I've never seen any of the Godfather movies, same as Luna said way upthread.
I like all sorts of music that would be widely disdained round these parts.
I am really good at being unnoticeable, which actually really annoys me lots of the time.
A couple of my wildest nights out at bars were when I was sober.

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 20:31 (twenty-one years ago)

My livelihood for the past 50 months has been a complete and shameful waste of American tax dollars and this situation is only going to get worse in the coming years unless a miracle happens.

I have been profoundly unable to derive happiness from almost anything since yesterday morning and I don't know why.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 20:41 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm realizing that putting aside insecurity and self-doubt could actually help me to achieve more than i was ever able to even dream of wanting. i'm realizing that it's not only okay to love myself but that doing so enables me to be a better person to the people i care about. i'm also realizing that it's okay to be selfish with myself and my time and to demand respect and care from those people that i do share my life with -- life is too short to waste it with the wrong people, feeling bad, internalizing all of the shit and stupidity that exists in the world around us. i accept that i prefer people who wash the dishes by filling the sink, instead of putting soap on every dish (when there's a shitload of dirty dishes, that is). I am seriously rethinking my disdain for television.

― ishouldvesaidsorry, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 20:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Sometimes it feels like my two greatest talents are leaving people behind and needless lying, and I spend most of my time trying to avoid doing one of the two.

― cis (cis), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 21:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm addicted to gambling and have probably spunked away around £3,000 in the last two and a half years. I haven't had any form of personal contact with a woman since August 2000. I deliberately avoided going out tonight because I can't be bothered. I regularly have violent sexual fantasies about women I used to go to school with. I like "American Pie" and "Vincent". I've committed a crime that would see me go down for 2 years as a first offence if anyone ever found out about it. My great-great-great grandparents were brother and sister.

And that's why I'm so fucked up.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 21:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I have a pathological hatred of ham and salmon. I have nothing but abject loathing for any individual that sees fit to recline their seat back into my lap on airplanes. I don't believe in travelling-with-food (i.e. don't bother packing me a sandwhich before a flight. I don't want it in my bag: it's bound to stink up my other belongings, possibly spill or mess up stuff). It's inefficient. If I'm hungry, I'll buy myself something on the fly.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

i derive happiness and self worth by verbally abusing others. I drive people away by getting bored and seeing how much verbal abuse they'll take either on the phone or internet until they stop speaking with me.

i am obsessive compulsive and cannot let things go unresolved.
my parents sadden me and i find it near impossible to do anything that might help me get ahead in life.
I am also vain and think far too highly of myself

― heyyyyysd (kissmyfist), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 21:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't remember writing that...

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 21:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't get why people are so crazy about The Simpsons, Home Movies, or Family Guy.

I like BurmaKitty and AjaKitty.

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 23:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I smoke more pot than is even remotely healthy.

I wish I were having casual sex with my ex for the next week, before I go back to New York.

I don't care about some fanzine you're going to write or about the bands you've been in.

I don't really like the taste of alcohol, and I usually get sad when I drink, but I really have no resistance against peer pressure.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Thursday, 1 January 2004 00:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I took this...

http://www.faceparty.com/public/671/images/auspishfish_4585124.jpg

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 1 January 2004 01:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm supposed to be DJing in a half hour and I'm really not in the mood. Oh well, Spencer, if you're still looking for something to do, I'll be at Akbar, on Sunset and Fountain/Hyperion from starting at 9. You, too, Vic, and anybody else from the LA crowd.They usually let in anybody who says they're there to see me.

― Arthur (Arthur), Thursday, 1 January 2004 04:24 (twenty-one years ago)

when i was in high school, my little brother saved up all his money for a long time to buy a Super Game Boy (which allowed you to play Game Boy games on teh Super Nintendo). Very soon after that, I sold all my Game Boy games. My little brother was crushed. He always wanted to fit in with me and he saved up for so long to buy the Super Game Boy, and by selling the game boy games I pretty much rejected him and wasted his money.

I know it sounds like a pretty minor event, but I've felt guilty about it ever since, and for some reason in the last six months i've been thinking aobut it mroe frequently and feel inexplicably horribly sad every time I do. I tried to make amends by selling it on ebay (it's been in my possession ever since) recently, but the $7.50 I got didn't really help any.

― Shep, Thursday, 1 January 2004 04:50 (twenty-one years ago)

(I gave my brother $10, I guess the $2.50 was some sort of guilt tax or something. He said thanks and didn't mention anything about the past incident ruining his life or anything, but my guilt has not diminished one iota)

― Shep, Thursday, 1 January 2004 04:53 (twenty-one years ago)

i drunk shower cleaner last night.

― cozen¡ (Cozen), Thursday, 1 January 2004 20:29 (twenty-one years ago)

You crazy scots.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 1 January 2004 20:37 (twenty-one years ago)

i am commitment phobic and emotionally unavailable. also i am horribly passive aggressive. i once broke up with someone via friendster after dating him for 5 months. i hate it when guys get mushy and say romantic things. it instantly triggers the dump switch.

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Thursday, 1 January 2004 23:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Which is why a good way out of a relationship is to get mushy, knowing there is a good chance they will dump you, making everything cleaner and easier all round

― Ballboy, Friday, 2 January 2004 00:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I've never seen...nor particular cared to see..."the Rocky Horror Picture Show"

you must be my long-lost brother!

neither of you will ever be allowed into new zealand.

at two times in my life, i have written my own erotic slash fiction. in the high school phase, it starred members of jodeci. in the boring-boyfriend phase, it starred shayne lovecushions carter.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Friday, 2 January 2004 00:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Two years ago, I killed two children and dumped their bodies in a quarry. You would've heard about their disappearance on the news, but they were unattractive street urchins, and therefore no one gives a shit.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 2 January 2004 01:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I am a compuslive liar.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 2 January 2004 01:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Are you a Cretan, by any chance, Matt DC?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Friday, 2 January 2004 01:18 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm just a great composer and not a violent man.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Friday, 2 January 2004 01:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I have a stomach virus because I feel like I'm gonna hurl hard. But I can't. And I have a headache and my body is all shakey. And for reasons unknown to me, this makes me cry. So now I feel doubly pathetic -- I'm severely nauseous AND I'm weepy about it. When the hell did I get so soft?

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 2 January 2004 01:20 (twenty-one years ago)

i have a staggering fear of rejection that makes me a bit of a cranky asshole at times.

i secretly (not so secret now hey) think that i am a brilliant songwriter (despite some, any or all evidence to the contrary)

i have some extremely leftfield sexual kinks that if you care you can search easily for on this very site

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 2 January 2004 01:21 (twenty-one years ago)

jim you are a really good songwriter.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Friday, 2 January 2004 01:22 (twenty-one years ago)

aww thanks dude!

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 2 January 2004 01:23 (twenty-one years ago)

i have some extremely leftfield sexual kinks that if you care you can search easily for on this very site

*does so* Says here it involves marshmellow creme?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 2 January 2004 01:26 (twenty-one years ago)

that's a new one but hey i'll try just about anything once

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 2 January 2004 01:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I like Mad World by Gary Jules.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 2 January 2004 01:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Fucking pervert.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 2 January 2004 01:48 (twenty-one years ago)

i read mills and boon/harlequin/generic trashy romance novels by the bagful. (and thanks for reminding me about christopher pike, mandee, i used to love him!)

i eat english doritos even though they say they aren't for vegetarians.

i'm completely nocturnal right now, and my boyfriend is asleep next to me while i'm trying to make myself tired around here...

― colette (a2lette), Friday, 2 January 2004 04:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I completely relate to Kingfishee's insecurity-based confessions.

If I could, I would only consume cookies and milk for a meal. Especially Mrs. Field's freshly baked chocolate chip cookies and the oatmeal raisin cookies I make, and Oak Farms Dairy milk.

I'm unusally good at keeping secrets. In general. Both those told to me and those I choose to hold within me. Unless the "secret" is so obviously not a "secret" anymore.

I get envious of people easily, but there are only a handful of individuals here whom I'm truly envious of. (Only those people whom I've already chosen to reveal anything further to will ever know anything more about that.)

― Tenacious Dee (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 2 January 2004 08:36 (twenty-one years ago)

i go days without showering and dont really feel bad about it

― todd swiss (eliti), Friday, 2 January 2004 09:27 (twenty-one years ago)

don't be tellin my secrets dee;-)

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 2 January 2004 09:28 (twenty-one years ago)

i tell the awful truth about people to their faces and write it off as sarcasm *gasp*

― todd swiss (eliti), Friday, 2 January 2004 09:28 (twenty-one years ago)

don't be tellin my secrets dee;-)

Oh, of course not! Totally Fort Knox up here. *points to brain*

Another confession: I can get massively paranoid. The reason why I'm not asleep at the moment is because I kept on thinking that while I had my eyes closed, someone had broken into my house and wished to do my mother and me harm (and in fact was inflicting harm on my mother at the time). I secretly prayed but it did no good, so I figured I'd best keep awake. These are the nightmares I've faced ever since I can clearly remember (i.e. when I was around four years old).

― Tenacious Dee (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 2 January 2004 09:46 (twenty-one years ago)

dee i had that same problem for years, but it stopped abruptly as soon as i no longer lived with an unhealthy person who was intent on harming me. you see i wasn't paranoid--i think my mind was trying to tell me there was danger in the house-and there was--just not from where i was expecting it. this could mean yr living situation is too stressful and you can't see it. or at least that is what it meant in my case.

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 2 January 2004 09:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I am completely unable to blow up balloons.

― sgs (sgs), Friday, 2 January 2004 12:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I've been wearing the same jeans every day for two weeks and i don't care.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 2 January 2004 12:29 (twenty-one years ago)

So you shouldn't! I've done that but for two months, loads of times.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 2 January 2004 13:25 (twenty-one years ago)

i only OWN one pair of jeans.

sometimes i pee in an empty cup if i am too lazy to make it to the bathroom.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 2 January 2004 13:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I do THAT too but I can pour it out outside, I live on a semifarm, and also the toilet's upstairs and I'm halfway through a record etc

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 2 January 2004 13:40 (twenty-one years ago)

i feel loads better having that "peeing in empty cup" thing off my chest.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 2 January 2004 13:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Are you not terrified that you'd overfill the cup and end up with piss ont he floor? I would be. The bathroom's only four eight feet from the bedroom (and three from the living room) so this is not a concern.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 2 January 2004 14:14 (twenty-one years ago)

well you have to exhibit control over the pressure and release.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 2 January 2004 14:25 (twenty-one years ago)

alternately get a big gulp cup.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 2 January 2004 14:26 (twenty-one years ago)

my urethra muscles are like wo.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 2 January 2004 14:26 (twenty-one years ago)

ehehehehehehe...

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 2 January 2004 14:30 (twenty-one years ago)

hmmm, if it wasnt for the fact i insist on using a proper Armitage Shanks for such dirty business i would probably not get out of bed at all at the weekend, so good job i don't keep cups around bedside

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 2 January 2004 14:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought it was "wo", good. Unless that was a typo.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 2 January 2004 14:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I just ate a whole Chocolate Orange. I fear I may die of greed.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 2 January 2004 14:54 (twenty-one years ago)

if I take any medicine in the codeine family I am unable to pee for an uncomfortable length of time

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 2 January 2004 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I had dinner at my parents' last night and had ungodly gas for the next 12 hours.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 2 January 2004 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

and shortly after I got my wisdom teeth out I took a larger-than-reccomended dose and found myself a couple hours later standing over the toilet, delirious and tearful

(xp)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 2 January 2004 17:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I used to have a pathological fear of Gene Wilder.

http://www.genewilder.org/photos/ww/ww_singing.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 2 January 2004 22:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Say Alex, is the grisly reaper mowing?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 2 January 2004 22:28 (twenty-one years ago)

The rowers are not showing any indication that they're slowing!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 2 January 2004 22:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow, my mate C3leste has an unreasoning, pathological loathing of Gene Wilder. You should form a support group.

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 2 January 2004 22:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, I'm over it now, but he used to inexplicably give me the fear when I was a child.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 2 January 2004 22:50 (twenty-one years ago)

How about Zero Mostel?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 2 January 2004 23:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Zero's cool.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 3 January 2004 01:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I am much more scared about being in a new city than I thought I would be.

I tend to try harder when people seem to be against me. Surely, they must not know the real me, or they would like me, right?

On the other hand, I can be blatantly rude to people I'm not interested in befriending simply because I hate making small talk. If we're not on the same wave-length, then what's the point?

I tend to be pretty selfish in general, but am always calling other people out on it. If someone points out my own selfishness, I tend to wrap myself even deeper in my own egocentrism.

I am extremely sensitive.

In the end, I'm a big peace-loving hippy.

I like to talk about my bands because it is a big part of who I am.

I really should be in bed now.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Saturday, 3 January 2004 06:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I've had a codiene addiction for something like 10 years now. I cant even begin to imagine getting off it. Also, when anyone expresses concern and tries to suggest I do something about it, I get irrationally angry and have to change the subject. I'm really not proud of any of this.

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 3 January 2004 07:48 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm noticing weird side effects from the drugs i've been doing (recreationally) for almost a decade now.
i've not exactly slowed down lately either.
also, i should be in bed.
but i have to do the dishes.
which i never do.

― dyson (dyson), Saturday, 3 January 2004 08:00 (twenty-one years ago)

re: codeine

that's an odd addiction! in pill form, or T3s or ??? Since it is an opiate, there are medical detoxes for it. they can sedate you until it is out of your system. 10 years is a long time, but you can do it. plus, opiates are nasty for men, they kill sexual urges. you'll want to fuck like a bunny once you're off it! good luck :-)

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 3 January 2004 09:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Um, I'm female BTW :)

Its in pill form, in Aus you can buy a paracetamol/codiene tablet from chemists quite easily (no prescription). Interesting about the sex drive thing, never heard that one before... hmmm...

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 3 January 2004 09:20 (twenty-one years ago)

sounds basically like T3s in the us. oh, yeah, opiate addiction makes guys completely useless. if you want to get laid 24/7 date a speed freak, lol

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 3 January 2004 09:22 (twenty-one years ago)

for girls tho, everything is an aphrodesiac :-)

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 3 January 2004 09:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, especially me scratching my arse.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Saturday, 3 January 2004 11:14 (twenty-one years ago)

er.

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 3 January 2004 11:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Please tell me it's so.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Saturday, 3 January 2004 11:44 (twenty-one years ago)

i am a virgin.

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Saturday, 3 January 2004 19:23 (twenty-one years ago)

a monkey has just flown from my....

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 3 January 2004 20:24 (twenty-one years ago)

orbit, are you questioning my virtue (and honesty)?

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Saturday, 3 January 2004 20:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I just lied on my h341th lnsur4nc3 application. My agent told me they'll never find out about my E.R. visit yesterday. I hope to hell he's right, even though that sounds awfully dubious. How could they not find out?

― Aaron A., Saturday, 3 January 2004 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

i do NOT know how that monkey got in there, Sam, I am *so* sorry!
:-)

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 3 January 2004 21:08 (twenty-one years ago)

well cause if you were then you're a smart woman. ;)

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Saturday, 3 January 2004 21:14 (twenty-one years ago)

"so... what do Satanists *do* anyway?" "I dunno... sacrifice virgins, I guess" "well that leaves us out then!" (*self-congratulatory giggle*)

― = ILE, Saturday, 3 January 2004 23:25 (twenty-one years ago)

i dunno. we could become "re-virginized"

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 4 January 2004 05:15 (twenty-one years ago)

"Who in here doesn't even need to be 're-virginized'?"

*raises hand*

(I know, I know, broken record, all that.)

― Tenacious Dee (Dee the Lurker), Sunday, 4 January 2004 05:18 (twenty-one years ago)

all it takes is a year in a college dorm ,i betcha

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 4 January 2004 06:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I've never seen any of the LOTR movies.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Sunday, 4 January 2004 06:46 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't really know what i'm doing

― gaz (gaz), Sunday, 4 January 2004 06:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm scared of making confessions

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 4 January 2004 10:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I have nothing but abject loathing for any individual that sees fit to recline their seat back into my lap on airplanes.

Who doesn't feel this way? This isn't a confession, but just plain common hatred.

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Monday, 5 January 2004 01:17 (twenty-one years ago)

but he has the good sense to feel guilty for harboring abject loathing towards perfectly innocent people, therefore it *is* a confession.

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 5 January 2004 01:37 (twenty-one years ago)

i just watched some woman undressing from my window

also, Willy Wonka is a fucking badass

― fcussen (Burger), Monday, 5 January 2004 01:55 (twenty-one years ago)

"innocent"

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 5 January 2004 02:05 (twenty-one years ago)

"centington"

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 5 January 2004 02:17 (twenty-one years ago)

i now feel slightly bad for posting two megs worth of alizee gifs hosted on my buddy's server. hope he doesn't mind.

― Kingfishee (Kingfish), Monday, 5 January 2004 02:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Who doesn't feel this way? This isn't a confession, but just plain common hatred.

I know an awful lot of people, my wife included, who don't feel that way.

but he has the good sense to feel guilty for harboring abject loathing towards perfectly innocent people, therefore it *is* a confession.

They're not perfectly innocent, they're careless, selfish and woefully inconsiderate.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 5 January 2004 02:20 (twenty-one years ago)

What the fuck is wrong with reclining yr airplane seat? So you people are telling me that you keep yours upright for an entire cross-country flight? What kind of unfathomable masochism is that?

― Broheems (diamond), Monday, 5 January 2004 02:21 (twenty-one years ago)

ok, then he feels guilt about harboring abject loathing for careless, selfish, and woefully inconsiderate airline-loungers. It's still therefore a confession.

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 5 January 2004 02:22 (twenty-one years ago)

At the very LEAST, they could turn around first and say: "If you don't mind, I'd like to put my seat back a bit. Please let me know at which point it becomes inconvenient and/or uncomfortable for you, as I know that it can be a space-cramping, circulation-bothering nuisance!" That's what I do, and I damn well stand by it being the RIGHT and CONSIDERATE thing to do....regardless of the length of the flight.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 5 January 2004 02:25 (twenty-one years ago)

what i hate most is when motherfuckers put the seat back, hit my fucking knees, and then, instead of pulling the seat back up or at least STOPPING, they just KEEP TRYING TO PUSH MY KNEES INTO MY FUCKING CHEST. the REAL prize, however, is when they turn around all indignant with that "why are you kicking my seat" face on.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 5 January 2004 02:31 (twenty-one years ago)

fiddo....I take back everything I ever said to upset or offend you and even the stuff I said that you may have taken exception to without my intention. Thou art truly a genius, and I salute you.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 5 January 2004 02:35 (twenty-one years ago)

alex there are some things that we can truly hate together, hand in hand.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 5 January 2004 02:36 (twenty-one years ago)

god i fucking HATE FLYING.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 5 January 2004 02:36 (twenty-one years ago)

TESTIFY!!!!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 5 January 2004 02:37 (twenty-one years ago)

that thing about opiate addiction is bullshit

― 7 screaming dizbusters, Monday, 5 January 2004 03:03 (twenty-one years ago)

as far as i can remember

― 7 screaming dizbusters, Monday, 5 January 2004 03:04 (twenty-one years ago)

haha!

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 5 January 2004 03:41 (twenty-one years ago)

god i fucking HATE FLYING.

Yeah, well, whose fault is it that you're so goddamn tall?

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 5 January 2004 04:18 (twenty-one years ago)

god. i hate him too.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 5 January 2004 05:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm so obs/compulsive that every single one of my folders and mp3s is in lowercase.

I have a hardwired religious paranoia that makes me surreptitiously look up and say 'sorry!' quickly in a little squeaky voice when I take God's name in vain, and notice how I always capitalize God (I also always capitalize "Mother" and "I").

Many of my friends are ironically racist, often towards people in the same room, leading to complete etiquettal entropy where nobody knows why or how everybody is calling each other a crazy _______ and being totally okay with it.

I feel the best form of revenge is strategically stealing your enemy's friends, because it really is.

― The Thinking Man's Paris Hilton (DarrenK), Monday, 5 January 2004 10:45 (twenty-one years ago)

what a wanker

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 5 January 2004 10:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm so obs/compulsive that every single one of my folders and mp3s is in lowercase.
I have a hardwired religious paranoia that makes me.... and notice how I always capitalize God (I also always capitalize "Mother" and "I").

don't download mp3s of "God save the queen" or your brain will EXPLODE. Fatal error 3954: conflicting instructions

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 5 January 2004 11:08 (twenty-one years ago)

on the reclining airplane seat thing, check out www.kneedefender.com

― colette (a2lette), Monday, 5 January 2004 13:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I got so annoyed about this bloke leaning back into me, despite him being a scary drunken oaf, that I literally yelled obscenities at him when he tried it. Amazingly, he turned round, looked concerned, apologised and moved his seat back to upright. Which is lucky, as it's a long way to Denver.

Jess, do you arrive at the check-in 5 hours early to get the emergency exit seats? I try to and I'm only 6'.

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 5 January 2004 13:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I always ask for bulk-head seating (seats at the front of the compartment), but they generally say that those seats are reserved for disabled folk....usually prompting me to make some woefully predictable comment ala "Someone's gonna get disabled alright if I hafta...." etc. etc.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 5 January 2004 13:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I just read out James Ball's Best post on the FAP Cup Draw thread and passed it off as my own opinion to my colleagues.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 5 January 2004 13:59 (twenty-one years ago)

My 2 main travelling companions (1 is 6'2" & the other is 5'10") always ask for extra leg room, so i pretty much always enjoy it even though I am only 5'3"!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 5 January 2004 14:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Its in pill form, in Aus you can buy a paracetamol/codiene tablet from chemists quite easily (no prescription).

but isn't the paracetamol quite bad for you? Or, as I heard recently, can you cut Sudafed pills in half and one side is Codeine, the other paracetamol?

― OCP (OCP), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 01:23 (twenty-one years ago)

sudafed is pseudoephedrine. tho' if you're talking about Panadeine, as far as i'm aware it's not designed that way. can't speak for other pills though.

paracetamol is v bad for your liver in large doses (large = any more than 12 or so tablets in a 24-hour period really)

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 01:28 (twenty-one years ago)

OK I'm only 5'8 and I can't sit in seats when people recline back in airplanes. I mean, I don't know who actually does sit in those seats. I never recline at all, maybe I'll push it back an inch if I'm getting really sore from sitting but that's it, and only after double checking the person behind me. What is wrong with people that they seem to think there is this limitless space behind them? I mean they're sitting in the exact same seats so they can see that this is not the case, just by looking at the seat in front of them. WTF?

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 6 January 2004 01:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I start a thread about confession, and all the Americans and Poms do is turn it into a thread about what they hate. Whine, whine whine, that's all they do. "Oooh, ooh, I hate the French, I hate flying, I hate myself...'

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 02:02 (twenty-one years ago)

There! See! You sucked me in. Now I'm complaining too.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 02:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I hate people and I can't ice skate.

I have bigger debts than anyone else I know. And I earn less money than may of them, too.

I may not actually be good at anything whatsoever.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 02:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm scared of swimming in dark/unclear water in case a whale surfaces beneath me, even in swimming pools, lakes, and rivers.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 02:13 (twenty-one years ago)

This summer, I moved thousands of miles away from my family and I feel nothing but relief for having done it.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 02:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Care to join us for a swim this afternoon @d@ml? We're going to Shark Beach. From Shark Beach you can see Shark Island.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 02:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Shark Island? whysoever do they call it that?

― Kingfishee (Kingfish), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 02:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I confess I am one of the laziest people in the universe.

Even though I accuse Nick of the same thing, I'll sometimes bug the cats just to make them meow.

I think less of myself sometimes for not believing in God.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 02:37 (twenty-one years ago)

You don't have to believe in God to believe in God.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 02:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I had a cat when I was little and would sometimes grab him and hug him too hard to make him meow.

There is snow outside, yet my window is wide open.

A lot of the time I keep track of what day it is by what's on prime time TV (grr goddamn fucking Mondays). During the holidays it gets confusing.

I was thinking about New Year's resolutions and realized that I really need more vices. Maybe I'll work on that.

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 02:50 (twenty-one years ago)

hehehe i used to poke my cat when he was purring so he'd make a wheezy noise. i was a little bastard

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 02:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Have you ever tried putting sticky tape on a cat's nose? Hours of innocent fun.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 02:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I once cut my cat's whiskers off when I was 11.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 6 January 2004 02:56 (twenty-one years ago)

yes. and on their backs or tails or feet. in fact i did this to one of my kitties not all that long ago *shame*

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 02:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Have you ever put a cat in a bike helmet and breathed spliff smoke through the holes? No, me neither.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 02:58 (twenty-one years ago)

colin you have very curious ways of getting inspiration

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 02:59 (twenty-one years ago)

sudafed is pseudoephedrine. tho' if you're talking about Panadeine, as far as i'm aware it's not designed that way. can't speak for other pills though.

oh yeah, you're right. I mean...oh, I can't even remember! The painkillers that have a sugary coating...er...

Apparently codeine and paracetamol (or whatever the painkiller ingredient is in this case) are impossible to blend, so it's two different halves stuck together.

― OCP (OCP), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 10:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Colin, one time I happened to be snuggling a little kitty inside the zipper of my sweatshirt while we were all getting high and I kept blowing my hits down in there at it. Afterwards the poor thing made a very un-catlike comic pratfall while trying to jump up on the couch. It was adorable.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 11:04 (twenty-one years ago)

i almost cried when the mammoth discovers the cave paintings in Ice Age

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 11:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Hours of entertainment can be derived from putting a small dollop of peanut butter on the nose of a cat or small dog.

― suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 11:21 (twenty-one years ago)

i had a Vice badge on my bag for over a year without realising what Vice was

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 11:29 (twenty-one years ago)

That's gangster.

― The Thinking Man's Paris Hilton (DarrenK), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 11:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't you mean gangsta ?

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 13:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I voted for Ralph Nader.

― Catty (Catty), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 13:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't ride a bike.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 15:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I still use my college ID that has a nearly ten year old photo on it to get discounts.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 15:09 (twenty-one years ago)

i like the kings of leon cd.

― Chris V (Chris V), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 15:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha, I used a university library card to get *2 quid* off the door price at the worst club evah in cambridge.

― Enrique (Enrique), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Cambridge is the world leader for bad clubs!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 16:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Two words Pink:

Cam
Bar

O yeah. I avoided going to Route 66 (as was) thoughout my yoot. But in the end it had to happen. 3 quid for a can (can) of Red Stripe. No glass. Classy.

― Enrique (Enrique), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 16:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I own a signed copy of brother of the more famous jack by barbra trapido.

― Alex K (Alex K), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 16:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I chewed off my sister's whiskers on one side when we were kittens.

― Jordan's ex-cat (Jordan), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

i almost cried when the mammoth discovers the cave paintings in Ice Age

Me too.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 17:32 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah but i'm a man, grrrr

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 17:36 (twenty-one years ago)

uh, so am I. rawr

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 17:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I have never seen Seinfeld.

I cry during Australian soap operas.

I tied a boy's shoelaces together at school aged 8 then denied it and the whole class was kept in.

― Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 17:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I am listening to Fragile by Yes right now......by choice!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 21:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I am the Lindbergh baby. I'm 100 years old, but my complexion is youthful because I was preserved in peppermint schnapps in a large barrell for 80 of those years.

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 21:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Enrique: haha! Classy! Thing is, there are far worse clubs than that. I went to it when it was route 66, many years ago. There were some good nights there though (at the kambar) as my boy & his lot used to dj, so it wasn't the usual trash.

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 08:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I've always paid my way since high school, but if I really wanted to I could live in relative luxury for the rest of my life off a parental fortune too disgusting to even type. Now I'll never be popular on the internet.

― Le Coq (DarrenK), Saturday, 17 January 2004 15:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Or you'll be extra-popular! Are you looking for a balding middle-aged husband at all?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 17 January 2004 22:18 (twenty-one years ago)

VANCOUVER FAP. Just fly us all in and we'll scrounge off ya.

(Fret not, Darren, yer a good sort.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 17 January 2004 22:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Le Coq is now my BEST FRIEND

― anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Saturday, 17 January 2004 22:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Aw thanks guys! (Feverishy scribbles name on orange juice carton)

― Le Coq (DarrenK), Sunday, 18 January 2004 04:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Adopt me. I can paint, do basic repairs and build Ikea furniture.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Sunday, 18 January 2004 04:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I shaved off my pubes last night in a fit of pique.

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 17:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I reached my peak last night in fit of pubes.

― omg, Tuesday, 20 January 2004 17:38 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread has been locked due to the most perfect 1-2 combo ever posted to the forum.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 17:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Le Coq is now my BEST FRIEND

RESPECT him

― Tom Cruise (blueski), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 18:07 (twenty-one years ago)

two months pass...

I have just listened to the live CD of James' last gig at G-Mex and got goosebumps and shed a tear. Do not hate me. Pity, perhaps, but hatred is unpleasant and poisons your soul.

― Dave B (daveb), Monday, 22 March 2004 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)

nine months pass...

I have "Eye Of The Tiger" on my iPod and sometimes, when I have it on random play and it comes on while I am at the gym, I will work out to it. Totally without irony.

― .adam (nordicskilla), Monday, 3 January 2005 21:04 (twenty years ago)

i once hit on a guy who i was sexually obsessed with (he is quite dreyfussian)whose name is phil. i am not sure what came over me, but i passed him a note in the coffeeshop that read----

phil-
atio?

emily

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Monday, 3 January 2005 21:11 (twenty years ago)

I like Van Hagar.

A lot, actually.

― martin m. (mushrush), Monday, 3 January 2005 21:14 (twenty years ago)

I can't ride a bike.
I can't swim. I won't drown, but I can't stand to put my head under water in a pool.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Monday, 3 January 2005 21:15 (twenty years ago)

my dog ran away on New Year's Eve when some local toughs started lighting firecrackers while she and I were playing catch in the park late at night. confession: i was only moderately upset that she might be gone for good after 11 years of my taking care of her freeloader ass.

today, two days later, I found her at the animal shelter. so it's a happy ending but I feel more than a little bit guilty about my reaction.

― tobo (tobo), Monday, 3 January 2005 21:18 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

I just read this entire thread, to try to feel better about myself, or something.

I've almost obsessively lurked these boards since last summer, (I've posted only a few times).

I refuse to grow up.

I'm, essentially, a recluse (I don't like labels). I refuse to leave the house for months on end. When I do have to leave, I feel disgusted the moment I'm back home and need a shower right away.

― andy dale (andy dale), Saturday, 25 March 2006 08:43 (nineteen years ago)

I am 30 and my sexual abilty is unrivaled.

― Mr Jones (Mr Jones), Saturday, 25 March 2006 09:18 (nineteen years ago)

I am genuinely terrible at all sports, and will not even play a friendly game of volleyball, for fear of pissing people off.

If I'm dancing in a club, I am compelled to sing along with songs I know all the words to. And I know the words to a lot of songs.

I am outwardly quite friendly, and usually make good friends wherever I go. But I have a misanthropic streak a mile wide, and I worry about becoming a lonely, crotchety, reclusive old man. People disappoint me with their greed and their stupidity.

I get seasonal depression in the winter time, and it's been bad enough for me to think about doing myself in.

I am so ambivalent about both of my parents that I could happily never speak to either one of them again.

I think I'm addicted to the internet.

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Saturday, 25 March 2006 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

Emily's!!!

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Saturday, 25 March 2006 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

I was once in a proto-Emo band called Soul Patch.

― Wrinklepaws, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:10 (eighteen years ago)

I am a world class procrastinator.

I have no idea how to drive a car with a stick shift. I'm also a bit phobic about driving in unfamiliar places, especially cities.

I have watched General Hospital since I was in grade school and still enjoy some of it.

― Sara R-C, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

seeing threads like this that are years old I always have an initial pang of fear. oh god, did i confess something here that is going to haunt me? (no, thankfully)

― modestmickey, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:53 (eighteen years ago)

I am unable to follow even simple plots in the movies.

It's not your fault! Movies just invariably suck at telling stories!

― nabisco, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:55 (eighteen years ago)

Well, it's not too late! ;)

― Sara R-C, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:56 (eighteen years ago)

i... own 2 decemberists cd's!

― modestmickey, Friday, 2 March 2007 22:04 (eighteen years ago)

See? Now that wasn't so bad, was it?

― Sara R-C, Friday, 2 March 2007 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

I am so pessimistic it annoys people, it's easier and seems more rational to imagine futures full of suffering than happiness.

― Maria, Saturday, 3 March 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

At least that way you're prepared for the worst.

― Laurel, Saturday, 3 March 2007 18:56 (eighteen years ago)

i wish i could sing like geddy lee

― rrrobyn, Saturday, 3 March 2007 20:50 (eighteen years ago)

I love deeply questionable Britpop from the '90s: Geneva, Echobelly, the Long Pigs, the Bluetones, Dubstar, etc.

― Laurel, Saturday, 3 March 2007 21:18 (eighteen years ago)

i have a few hundred cd singles you might like.. cheap

― electricsound, Sunday, 4 March 2007 08:49 (eighteen years ago)

(ps geneva and dubstar are great!!!)

― electricsound, Sunday, 4 March 2007 08:49 (eighteen years ago)

I EAT DUST AND I'M ALL RUN DOWN

Eisbär (llamasfur) on Tuesday, 30 December 2003 21:38 (3 years ago)

all right now, just what the HELL was i saying here 3 years ago?!?

― Eisbaer, Sunday, 4 March 2007 09:26 (eighteen years ago)

"HI I HAD SOME ACID"?

― Trayce, Sunday, 4 March 2007 10:10 (eighteen years ago)

1. I have 12 Alice Cooper CDs
2. I bought some skinny jeans, and think they are okay!
3. I hardly ate any fruit for the first 30 years of my life, but now I like raspberries.

― jel --, Sunday, 4 March 2007 11:00 (eighteen years ago)

> I EAT DUST AND I'M ALL RUN DOWN

sounds like Gary Numan, specifically ME from Pleasure Principle (was listening to it this morning as it happens)

― koogs, Sunday, 4 March 2007 11:51 (eighteen years ago)

er, Replicas.

― koogs, Sunday, 4 March 2007 11:52 (eighteen years ago)

no, was right the first time.

i confess - i get gary numan lps mixed up.

― koogs, Sunday, 4 March 2007 11:52 (eighteen years ago)

I drank too much last night and threw up twice today. I still feel sick. And embarrassed that my roommates know.

― Maria, Sunday, 4 March 2007 19:05 (eighteen years ago)

six years pass...

Every few minutes or so when I am internet surfing at work I get this bad, guilty "omg I am internet surfing at work!" feeling even though no one in two years has ever given a fuck if I surf the internet at work. Right now, I am only even in the office because I'm waiting for someone to bring back my car (everyone else is gone early for Labor Day Weekend) and I still get the feeling every few minutes.

― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Friday, 30 August 2013 19:42 (twelve years ago)

five months pass...

Last night I had a rare night out to hang out with some friends in a bar -- it's actually a book club that meets in a bar. My wife and daughter go to sleep early, and although I figured I'd be home by 10pm or so, I decided to stay a little later and have an extra round with a few of the people who stayed. I was a little drunk by the time I walked to the subway. I was also hungry but there was nothing to eat between the bar and the train, and also my phone died on the train, which was my only source of reading material, and it was a long ride home. So I decided to get off the Subway at Broadway-Lafayette, not really remembering what was around there. Well, nothing is around there in terms of purchasing food or reading material late on a Wednesday night, so I just walked for a while, in the freezing cold, until I came to an area with more stuff. I bought a Harpers magazine for the first time in a long time and picked up the Brooklyn Rail. Then I went to one of those shitty Ray's-type pizza places and sat and ate a slice and read, and then went to the nearest subway and made my way home. I got home around 2am, which is pretty late for me these days. It's a very banal story, really, but it felt very strange the way I had the impulse to do this thing and yet the product of my impulse was extremely boring.

― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Thursday, 13 February 2014 21:03 (eleven years ago)

two weeks pass...

I've only listened to ≈ 10 jazz albums in my life, and 1 of them is a ~dark jazz~ album.

I moved to a new town/state in June 2013, but I still occasionally check out books and DVDs from my old town's library.

I first read Tolkien at the age of 25.

I didn't really understand how traffic lights worked until about a year ago.

I've never heard an Aerosmith album or an "underrated aerosmith" album in my life.

― his eye is on the sbarro (unregistered), Wednesday, 5 March 2014 05:58 (eleven years ago)

I stopped going to synagogue the week after I got my Bar Mitzvah. The rabbi stopped me in the street one day, got out of his car, and threatened to take it back off me! Can you revoke a Bar Mitzvah??

to belatedly answer the original poster's question, no one, including your rabbi, can revoke your bar mitzvah. nor can he award you a bar mitzvah. all he can do is lead the service at which your bar mitzvah is publicly acknowledged, which, technically speaking, is all that happens on that day. so if you've been avoiding him, you can stop.

― fact checking cuz, Wednesday, 5 March 2014 06:37 (eleven years ago)

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