ORNALDO BLOOMPS FOR PRESIDETN

Message Bookmarked

Bookmark Removed

He took down that elephant thing HARDCORE. DAMMMNNN.

― DiMarceau Fishpower, Thursday, 22 January 2004 03:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

I...I am in awe of this. Every last typo.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 22 January 2004 03:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

*turns into a heron*

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 22 January 2004 03:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

Republicans, elephant metaphors, come on people, where you at?

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 22 January 2004 03:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

YOU ARE MY FAVORITE PERSON EVER DO YOU KNOW THIS?

― Allyzay, Thursday, 22 January 2004 03:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

I am crying with laughter.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 22 January 2004 03:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

I mean, really, best thread ever.

― Ally doesn't have a copyright on hyperbole, even though she's way better at it t, Thursday, 22 January 2004 04:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

I have a copyright on your fucking soul dude, do not step.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 22 January 2004 04:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

how's this:

of the 4 google results for "bloomps", one is for tim finney's review of stankonia.

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 22 January 2004 04:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

Don't you have to be 35 to be able to run for President? Sorry to scupper this. Maybe, there is another state he could be president of with less rigid age requirements.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 22 January 2004 18:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

ornaldo bloomps...sweet jesus.

― Chris V (Chris V), Thursday, 22 January 2004 18:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ornaldo is a wonderful name, like an alternate take on Oswaldo.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 22 January 2004 18:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

I laughed so hard I startled my coworkers. It was all Ned's fault.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 22 January 2004 18:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

:-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 22 January 2004 18:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

lordy!

― sucka (sucka), Thursday, 22 January 2004 18:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

Can I put this on a t-shirt?

― That's a Goddamn Lie (Liar), Thursday, 22 January 2004 23:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

This should surely become the new "all your base".

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 22 January 2004 23:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

I MUST REGISTER WWW.INSCRUTABLE-Ts.COM NOW

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 23 January 2004 00:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm surprised this didn't have more legs...

― That's a Goddamn Lie (Liar), Friday, 23 January 2004 23:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

one month passes...

How many legs do you need?

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 1 March 2004 20:10 (twenty years ago) link

Orlando Bloom's also British. Officially, we don't have a president.

― Nick H (Nick H), Monday, 1 March 2004 20:34 (twenty years ago) link

I believe Ornaldo Bloomps has dual citizenship though.

― mmmmsalt (Graeme), Monday, 1 March 2004 20:47 (twenty years ago) link

two weeks pass...

A new career.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 19 March 2004 03:34 (twenty years ago) link

cant'...stop...laughing....

― J-rock (Julien Sandiford), Friday, 19 March 2004 06:02 (twenty years ago) link

"They're playing our song... at the start of myyyyy new caaaaareeeeerrrrr, my new career..."

(Sorry, that's what came to my mind when I saw "A new career".)

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 19 March 2004 06:12 (twenty years ago) link

four weeks pass...

http://www.mingthemerciless.com/bloomps.jpg

― ORNALDO BLOOMPS, Friday, 16 April 2004 22:14 (twenty years ago) link

:-D

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 April 2004 23:27 (twenty years ago) link

oh lord above.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Friday, 16 April 2004 23:29 (twenty years ago) link

I strongly suggest viewing the main site. Thank you, Ming, for making us laugh about love, again.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 April 2004 23:32 (twenty years ago) link

one month passes...

DID U SEE HIM TAKE DOWN BRAD PITT WITH THE FUCKING ARROWS AND BOW AND SHIT? WHO TAKES DOWN BRAD PITT IT'S ORNALOD BLOMPS ERIC BANA FUCK U. PRADISENT!!! HOLY SHIT.

― FUCK, Sunday, 16 May 2004 06:33 (twenty years ago) link

If you're not using that brain, can I have it? I need to create an AOL account. Cheers.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 16 May 2004 06:46 (twenty years ago) link

Oh I do like "Ornalod Blomps". Well done.

― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 16 May 2004 07:43 (twenty years ago) link

I have to agree with the sentiment re Eric Bana I must say.

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 16 May 2004 11:42 (twenty years ago) link

Yeah, who is Eric Bana anyway besides being in The Hulk? Was he in anything else major before this or did he just sit around and be Australian on Neighbours?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 16 May 2004 13:19 (twenty years ago) link

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/first_look_pictures/chopper/eric_bana/chopper.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 16 May 2004 13:37 (twenty years ago) link

ok to stop pretending to be a random googler for a second now, how the hell did this really random joke end up on some unrelated random website? I'm actually really curious about this.

― Allyzay, Sunday, 16 May 2004 16:31 (twenty years ago) link

Nice one Ally. ;-) As for the unrelated etc., I suspect the person behind the website lurks here or else this became a meme without our noticing.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 16 May 2004 16:36 (twenty years ago) link

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 16 May 2004 16:42 (twenty years ago) link

The day after it was posted here! Yay!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 16 May 2004 16:57 (twenty years ago) link

Dear Ornaldo Bloomps - please get out of my head. You are disrupting my peace. Thank you.

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 16 May 2004 17:49 (twenty years ago) link

Troy = Ornaldo Bloomps upskirt!!!

― Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Sunday, 16 May 2004 18:03 (twenty years ago) link

ok seriously of all the fucking things to make it off ILX as a meme, THIS?

― Allyzay, Sunday, 16 May 2004 19:24 (twenty years ago) link

It's weirdly mind-sticky though. Two weeks ago I woke up at 6:23am and my first thought was "Ornaldo Bloomps" I groaned and tried to go back to sleep but it was no use... Bloomps Bloomps Bloomps... get out of my head!

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 16 May 2004 19:27 (twenty years ago) link

Yeah, who is Eric Bana anyway besides being in The Hulk? Was he in anything else major before this or did he just sit around and be Australian on Neighbours?

He was in a sketch comedy show called Full Frontal, in which he did a few character parts that really weren't that funny. He then went on to get his own sketch show called Eric, which also wasn't that funny, and lasted about a month. He was also in the iconic low-budget Australian film The Castle.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 16 May 2004 22:04 (twenty years ago) link

He is hilarious in Chopper. What happened? Now he's the guy you call in when you can't afford Russell Crowe.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Sunday, 16 May 2004 22:09 (twenty years ago) link

You're right about it being weirdly mind-sticky. I'll never see the man again without calling him "Ornaldo Bloomps" and describe whatever he is doing with a "DAAAAMN" at the end.

― Allyzay, Sunday, 16 May 2004 22:39 (twenty years ago) link

I like how his hair fits between the background and the text

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 16 May 2004 22:40 (twenty years ago) link

ornaldo bloomps = the kind of thing you share with even yr non-ILX friends.

when i first saw this thread, friends of mine were in the room as well and have contributed to the spreading of the ornaldo bloomps meme.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Sunday, 16 May 2004 22:41 (twenty years ago) link

ORNALDO A BOOK BY VIRGIN WOLF
LEO BLOOMPS A MODREN UYSSLES
TOOTEE

― TOOTEE, Monday, 17 May 2004 04:31 (twenty years ago) link

PEEPOLE I NO WHO DNTO EVEN AHVE A CUMPEWTER SAY ORNALDO BLOOMS NOW OMG LOL ROFFLE YO

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 17 May 2004 06:13 (twenty years ago) link

I haff infected my b/fs brane with the BLOOMPS meme, he luvs it too. He goes round shouting ORNALDO BLOOMPS and DEEJAY GRIZZ!!! NOOOO! all the time... man, we need to get one life :-/

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 17 May 2004 06:18 (twenty years ago) link

four months pass...

revive

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Saturday, 2 October 2004 21:01 (twenty years ago) link

i was thinking about this yesterday, for no particular reason.

― m. (mitchlnw), Saturday, 2 October 2004 22:08 (twenty years ago) link

I still love this thread very, very much

― Matt (Matt), Saturday, 2 October 2004 22:11 (twenty years ago) link

A while ago I saw a t-shirt on which is printed "Mrs. Orlando Bloom." Words cannot express how much I wanted one that reads "Mrs. Ornaldo Bloomps."

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 2 October 2004 22:54 (twenty years ago) link

Have you seen that Anna Nicole Simpson commercial for TrimSpa? She's rolling around in the surf with an un-named actor - who is SURELY the great ORNALDO BLOOMPS.

― Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Saturday, 2 October 2004 23:20 (twenty years ago) link

I've printed out the graphic and put it up at my work desk. I get bemused comments about it on a regular basis. The t-shirt idea sounds essential.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 2 October 2004 23:24 (twenty years ago) link

So this is where it all started! I must've missed this thread in January.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 3 October 2004 15:00 (twenty years ago) link

Yes, my friend, the sweet and wonderful origin of the insanity.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 3 October 2004 15:01 (twenty years ago) link

I want a T-shirt too! If I can't vote for the US president, at least I can make my views clear for everyone.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 3 October 2004 15:05 (twenty years ago) link

(hi Ned, check your email)

― Paul (scifisoul), Sunday, 3 October 2004 15:09 (twenty years ago) link

I did -- e-mailed back and am trying to call now but it's not letting me dial through. Will send my phone number to all your addresses now, call me back ASAP, at least before 10:30 am.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 3 October 2004 15:38 (twenty years ago) link

The name Orlando Bloom has lost all meaning. Wait...

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Sunday, 3 October 2004 16:11 (twenty years ago) link

this is odd. just last night, we were foolishly talking about reviving this thread, and wow, here it is.

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 3 October 2004 17:22 (twenty years ago) link

I am unable to pronounce orlando correctly anymore. It always come out "ornaldo".

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Sunday, 3 October 2004 17:42 (twenty years ago) link

I know :\

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Monday, 4 October 2004 04:49 (twenty years ago) link

one year passes...

ah THAT's what it says on the end of "When you wasn't Famous"

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 6 April 2006 14:24 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Can I put this on a t-shirt?

And now we learn from Allyzay that this has been done, at least in part.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 2 June 2006 14:37 (eighteen years ago) link

i hope the presidetn is on the front and the elephant thing on the back

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 2 June 2006 14:43 (eighteen years ago) link

ANALORD BLOOMPS

― jed_ (jed), Friday, 2 June 2006 14:54 (eighteen years ago) link

The thing is, the underrated bit of the thread is really DiMarceau Fishpower.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 2 June 2006 15:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Absolutely.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 2 June 2006 15:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Ornaldo would've done a much better job than what we got.

― L@yn@ @. (L@yn@ @.), Friday, 2 June 2006 15:31 (eighteen years ago) link

DAMMMNNN.

― Kim (Kim), Friday, 2 June 2006 21:16 (eighteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I cannot wait til it gets cold again so I can wear my Ornaldo Bloomps shirt. Damn you, summer!

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Thursday, 22 June 2006 14:18 (eighteen years ago) link

I still can't believe that is Eric Bana and not, like, a young John Goodman.

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Thursday, 22 June 2006 15:01 (eighteen years ago) link

It seems kind of easy to believe, though.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Thursday, 22 June 2006 15:37 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't get it.

― JimD (JimD), Thursday, 22 June 2006 16:01 (eighteen years ago) link

Or do you?

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Thursday, 22 June 2006 16:06 (eighteen years ago) link

wait, where did you get a bloomps shirt ally?! note to anyone - i need one.

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 22 June 2006 23:06 (eighteen years ago) link

I want an Ornaldo Bloomps sign to stick in my front yard for the next presidetnial election.

― Nemo (JND), Friday, 23 June 2006 12:47 (eighteen years ago) link

the shirt needs to be mass-marketed.

― Roughage Crew (Enrique), Friday, 23 June 2006 12:51 (eighteen years ago) link

DUDE I ALREADY BOUGHT AN "UH" SHIRT, HOOK ME UP

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 23 June 2006 12:55 (eighteen years ago) link

THERE IS AN "UH" SHIRT????

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 23 June 2006 12:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Guys I just made my own Bloomps shirt. It's a blue sweatshirt with red lettering so it's very presidential. I should've known there'd be a market in this, I'll work on some merchandising as soon as we get our new computer!

EVERYONE KNOWS THERE IS AN UH SHIRT!!! http://www.zazzle.com/product/235609635764585640
I have the ladies raglan.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 23 June 2006 13:46 (eighteen years ago) link

I want an Ornaldo Bloomps sign to stick in my front yard for the next presidetnial election.

-- Nemo (jdevereux...) (webmail), June 23rd, 2006 9:47 AM. (JND) (later) (link)

― Persecuted Decals (ex machina), Friday, 23 June 2006 15:07 (eighteen years ago) link

Yes, I saw.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 23 June 2006 15:16 (eighteen years ago) link

I might actually do that up here too, even if we don't elect presidetns, or have a yard.

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 24 June 2006 01:56 (eighteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

i now live near president street and each time i pass it i look up and somehow expect the sign to say PRESIDETN

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 20 July 2006 20:03 (eighteen years ago) link

two months pass...

WLLI YONUG FOR FRITS LADY

― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 08:28 (eighteen years ago) link

I like how the column formatting made the last word so...

(wait for it...)

embarrasing.

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 08:37 (eighteen years ago) link

sometimes i see bloomps take down an elephant all hardcore and be like.....DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:08 (eighteen years ago) link

You guys know what you can do at neighborhoodies? You can tell them you want a hoodie that just says "ORNALDO BLOOMPS" on it. And they will send it to you.

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:13 (eighteen years ago) link

different fonts too

i've got a long neighborhoodies list but haven't gotten aound to it

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:19 (eighteen years ago) link

i dunno if they'd really make ABERZOMBIE tho

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:21 (eighteen years ago) link

They don't really seem to have standards or anything, don't worry.

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:23 (eighteen years ago) link

"ouch"

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:25 (eighteen years ago) link

This restored my faith in ORNALDO BLOOMPS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFGL2GlfKxg

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:28 (eighteen years ago) link

I want him to play Link in a Legend of Zelda movie. He could totally wear old Legolas clothes.

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Why hasn't a horrible Zelda movie been made yet, really?

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Because that's the worst idea anyone's proferred on ILX yet?

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:33 (eighteen years ago) link

because the main thing that makes japanese franchise video game heroes great is that they DON'T EVER TALK.

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:37 (eighteen years ago) link

"great"

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:38 (eighteen years ago) link

as in "tanooki genitals"

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 14:11 (eighteen years ago) link

Why hasn't a horrible Zelda movie been made yet, really?

so, you've seen the little trailer of the yellow-wigged Link out there, right?

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 14:32 (eighteen years ago) link

Well exc-use me, princess!

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 14:34 (eighteen years ago) link

http://youtube.com/watch?v=FPxY8lpYAUM

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 14:35 (eighteen years ago) link

lol @ stelng from star wares

― Jimmy Mod's Champion Erotic Fantasy Team 2006 (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 14:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Well exc-use me, princess!

rofflez

― sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 15:16 (eighteen years ago) link

eight months pass...

Why hasn't a horrible Zelda movie been made yet, really?

Instead, this guy made an AWESOME ZELDA MOVIE.

The Legend of Zelda: A Pain in my Ass

― Trayce, Saturday, 26 May 2007 23:57 (seventeen years ago) link

DAMMMNNN

― HI DERE, Thursday, 7 June 2007 03:48 (seventeen years ago) link

WHOSE CAPATIN THE FLYING DUCTHMANN NOW YALL
BLOOMPS BLOOMPS BLOOMPS THATS RIGHT

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 7 June 2007 13:52 (seventeen years ago) link

BLOOMPS BLOOMPS SHAKE THE ROOMPS

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 7 June 2007 13:54 (seventeen years ago) link

haha

― Jordan, Thursday, 7 June 2007 13:55 (seventeen years ago) link

To consider a woman who flirts with Orlando Bloomps to be "hypersexualized" is, I think, setting the bar for hypersexuality a little low.

--Mae West

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 7 June 2007 13:57 (seventeen years ago) link

He took down that kraken thing HARDCORE. DAMMMNNN.

― nickalicious, Thursday, 7 June 2007 14:04 (seventeen years ago) link

four months pass...

Watch out ILX, ORNALDO is a FAKE!

― Mr Noodles, Thursday, 18 October 2007 00:13 (seventeen years ago) link

he is the blacksmith

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 18 October 2007 00:29 (seventeen years ago) link

two months pass...

http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/4/1/10/f_pollm_9b92574.jpg

dammmnnn.

― I DIED, Thursday, 10 January 2008 22:25 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img34.picoodle.com/img/img34/4/1/10/f_speechm_ef98ce7.jpg

― I DIED, Thursday, 10 January 2008 23:26 (seventeen years ago) link

bloomps/obama '08

― Jordan, Thursday, 10 January 2008 23:28 (seventeen years ago) link

BLOOMPS IN '08

― J0rdan S., Thursday, 10 January 2008 23:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I DIED is a hero who knows how to maximize his spare time

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 10 January 2008 23:33 (seventeen years ago) link

sorry i mean BLOOMPS/BOMAMA '08

― Jordan, Thursday, 10 January 2008 23:34 (seventeen years ago) link

second pic really is a masterpiece

― J0rdan S., Thursday, 10 January 2008 23:34 (seventeen years ago) link

a heartbreaker

― nickalicious, Thursday, 10 January 2008 23:38 (seventeen years ago) link

guy on the podium looking like a cross between two famous english soccer stars

― Just got offed, Thursday, 10 January 2008 23:40 (seventeen years ago) link

'soccer'? u sold out

― mookieproof, Thursday, 10 January 2008 23:42 (seventeen years ago) link

it is that point in the globe's cycle where football becomes soccer, hoos looks forward to a long day's work and i should really consider going to bed

― Just got offed, Thursday, 10 January 2008 23:44 (seventeen years ago) link

ban fake jagger

― J0rdan S., Thursday, 10 January 2008 23:44 (seventeen years ago) link

heartbreaker or OPPORTUNITY?

― Jordan, Thursday, 10 January 2008 23:50 (seventeen years ago) link

i need to clear desk today because it's last day of job. should i leave bloomps poster up on cubicle wall for successor y/n?

― haitch, Friday, 11 January 2008 00:06 (seventeen years ago) link

you have bloomps poster?!?!?!

I want ornaldo bloomps 08 t-shirts

― El Tomboto, Friday, 11 January 2008 06:10 (seventeen years ago) link

I DIED do you read

come in I DIED this is El Tomboto

― El Tomboto, Friday, 11 January 2008 06:10 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.livingliberty.com/Mayor%20Michael%20Bloomberg.jpg

― gabbneb, Friday, 11 January 2008 06:16 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/4/1/11/f_debatem_049e9d0.jpg

― I DIED, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:10 (seventeen years ago) link

harDCore

― mookieproof, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:11 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/4/1/12/f_newsweekm_caa8589.jpg

― I DIED, Saturday, 12 January 2008 21:09 (seventeen years ago) link

lololol

― J0rdan S., Saturday, 12 January 2008 22:13 (seventeen years ago) link

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Tin6NJqQQsM

― nickalicious, Saturday, 12 January 2008 22:19 (seventeen years ago) link

<3 u I DIED

― gbx, Saturday, 12 January 2008 22:43 (seventeen years ago) link

He is hilarious in Chopper. What happened? Now he's the guy you call in when you can't afford Russell Crowe.

not true, that is actually marton csokas' job description. eric bana is in the nu star trek.

― El Tomboto, Saturday, 12 January 2008 22:51 (seventeen years ago) link

three months pass...

http://media.tumblr.com/aGkz4XFcZ852fgli0FL1Xhfe_500.jpg

― mookieproof, Thursday, 8 May 2008 19:14 (sixteen years ago) link

"Now with fiber for your poops, DAMMMNNN"

― HI DERE, Thursday, 8 May 2008 19:17 (sixteen years ago) link

ORLANDO BLOOMPS USES A TABLESPOON NOT A TEASPOON

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 8 May 2008 19:18 (sixteen years ago) link

a triumph of packaging design

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 8 May 2008 19:19 (sixteen years ago) link

yes

― StanM, Thursday, 8 May 2008 19:29 (sixteen years ago) link

they spelled his name wrong

― dmr, Thursday, 8 May 2008 19:31 (sixteen years ago) link

they spelled his name wrnog

― Mark G, Friday, 9 May 2008 08:30 (sixteen years ago) link

four months pass...

DAMMMNNN

― tony orlando and dawng (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 5 October 2008 18:11 (sixteen years ago) link

did we ever get the bloomps '08 tshirts going?

― Fetchboy, Sunday, 5 October 2008 18:53 (sixteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Better luck next time, 'Naldo.

― I CRIED (G00blar), Wednesday, 5 November 2008 17:20 (sixteen years ago) link

This should go here...

Walking the kids to school this morning, we were saying about how Elephants couldn't wear poppies as they couldn't get the pin in, to which our Alice says "No, they have to use a ruddy great gun to do it! POOM!" (floored the lot of us!))

― Mark G, Wednesday, 5 November 2008 17:23 (sixteen years ago) link

british humor

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 5 November 2008 18:20 (sixteen years ago) link

eight months pass...

ORNALDO BLOOMPS FOR POLIZE CHEEF.

He'll need to take down those thieves hardcore.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 17 July 2009 01:15 (fifteen years ago) link

What it may have looked like:

http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u190/Princess1944/Project8-schatkist.jpg

― StanM, Friday, 17 July 2009 15:42 (fifteen years ago) link

two months pass...

ORNALDO BLOOMPS FOR UN AMBASADORE

IT BEGINS. (Any excuse to bump this.)

― FC Tom Tomsk Club (Merdeyeux), Monday, 12 October 2009 23:02 (fifteen years ago) link

With that hair?!?

― Roman Polanski now sleeps in prison. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 12 October 2009 23:19 (fifteen years ago) link

Will also play a key role in pirate/elf diplomacy

― VegemiteGrrrl, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 02:15 (fifteen years ago) link

eight months pass...

ORNALDO BLOOMPS FOR MARRIADGE

Got taken down hardcore by Miranda Kerr.

― StanM, Monday, 21 June 2010 19:47 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.usmagazine.com/uploads/assets/articles/34082-orland-bloom-miranda-kerr-engaged/1277139352_bloom-kerr-290.jpg

since when did bloomps become Ian McShane?

― death kebab of DEATH (Pillbox), Saturday, 3 July 2010 20:38 (fourteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

ORNALDO BLOOMPS FOR DADYHOOD.

"She poses in lingerie," a Kerr pal reportedly told the mag. "It will be obvious soon enough."

Also what the hell:

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef013485c707dd970c-pi

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 July 2010 17:52 (fourteen years ago) link

please does anyone have ornaldo.jpg

― goole, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 15:19 (fourteen years ago) link

DiMarceau Fishpower, help me out here

― goole, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 15:22 (fourteen years ago) link

one year passes...

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y109/fez_/bloomps.jpg

― ☆, Saturday, 18 February 2012 20:14 (twelve years ago) link

i was thinking about this thread earlier this morning. good times.

― adam, Saturday, 18 February 2012 20:49 (twelve years ago) link

oh god thank you

― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Saturday, 18 February 2012 20:54 (twelve years ago) link

WIN

― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 18 February 2012 20:55 (twelve years ago) link

ya totally

― HO WBEAUTIFUL IS THE GENTLYFALLINGBLOOD? (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 18 February 2012 21:23 (twelve years ago) link

Still heroic.

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 18 February 2012 21:31 (twelve years ago) link

i assume we all now find it impossible to say 'orlando bloom'?

― shart practice (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 19 February 2012 03:43 (twelve years ago) link

The only reason I'll ever see Lord of the Rings is to wait for the scene where he takes down that elephant thing hardcore.

― pplains, Sunday, 19 February 2012 03:47 (twelve years ago) link

I am still kicking myself for not asking irl Ornaldo to sign the presidential pic for me when I met him. wasted opportunity!

― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 19 February 2012 03:54 (twelve years ago) link

i assume we all now find it impossible to say 'orlando bloom'?

Ayup.

― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 19 February 2012 05:56 (twelve years ago) link

I can't believe this thread has so few posts in it. In my memory it is the mightiest of all threads.

― trishyb, Sunday, 19 February 2012 11:16 (twelve years ago) link

Brevity is the soul of classic ILX threadery. See also: I am a Werewolf.

― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 19 February 2012 12:59 (twelve years ago) link

three months pass...

Colbert sez: RONMEY 2102

― Word of Wisdom Robots (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 01:12 (twelve years ago) link

three months pass...

never forget.

― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Monday, 1 October 2012 00:06 (twelve years ago) link

There's still time.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 1 October 2012 00:13 (twelve years ago) link

The polls can turn around.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 1 October 2012 00:14 (twelve years ago) link

Zingers in the debates.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 1 October 2012 00:14 (twelve years ago) link

He zinged that elephant thing hardcore.

― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Monday, 1 October 2012 00:22 (twelve years ago) link

I'm still waiting for my ballot so I can vote DJP for pope.

― Aimless, Monday, 1 October 2012 04:44 (twelve years ago) link

btw..

heron?

― Mark G, Monday, 1 October 2012 07:03 (twelve years ago) link

four weeks pass...

DAMMMNN

― *rad hug eomticon* (Control Z), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 02:19 (twelve years ago) link

BLOOMPS 2016

― *rad hug eomticon* (Control Z), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 16:38 (twelve years ago) link

4 MORE YAERS!

― Mark G, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 17:15 (twelve years ago) link

SECRETARTY OF ELEPHAMT DEFENSE

― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 17:30 (twelve years ago) link

two months pass...

http://24.media.tumblr.com/c31db0690af29fd85c48837c8b20336b/tumblr_mggk5pIOex1ruhvpfo1_250.gif http://25.media.tumblr.com/c2099421468f87c708ff361b754331da/tumblr_mggk5pIOex1ruhvpfo2_r1_250.gif
http://25.media.tumblr.com/4379e1532f706b6b68dd176baaacaee3/tumblr_mggk5pIOex1ruhvpfo3_250.gif http://25.media.tumblr.com/7a07eaadf116a7f58664d95e60a7505b/tumblr_mggk5pIOex1ruhvpfo4_250.gif

― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Monday, 14 January 2013 19:03 (twelve years ago) link

I...I am in awe of this. Every last typo.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, January 21, 2004 10:26 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― oh no! sirap notlih vs. ognir rrats FITE!! OH NO!!! (Eisbaer), Monday, 14 January 2013 21:24 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.kerx.com/products/bio-bloom-ps/images/bio-bloom-ps.jpg

― rocky dennis horror show (Pillbox), Monday, 14 January 2013 23:14 (twelve years ago) link

two months pass...

DAMMMNNN.

― jonathan livingston seapunk (c sharp major), Wednesday, 3 April 2013 22:39 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NGguk8VXYc&feature=youtu.be

― how's life, Monday, 1 July 2013 13:26 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

DAMMMNNNN.

― BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 03:38 (eleven years ago) link

they're taking the hobbits to isengaard

― markers, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 03:48 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...

ORNALDO AND MINARDA SPLIT, BLOOMPS IS ON THE MARKET LADIES

http://jezebel.com/orlando-bloom-and-miranda-kerr-split-sad-day-for-prett-1452011206

― My question is primarily riparian (Phil D.), Friday, 25 October 2013 13:19 (eleven years ago) link

he took down that marriage thing hardcore

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 25 October 2013 13:50 (eleven years ago) link

is e presidetn yet?

― Mark G, Friday, 25 October 2013 13:54 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

http://www.buzzfeed.com/ellievhall/13-times-background-legolas-was-the-most-important-part-of-t

BACKGRUOND BLOOMPS

― Roz, Monday, 16 December 2013 14:55 (eleven years ago) link

four months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/1JKAxpY.jpg

― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 28 April 2014 19:03 (ten years ago) link

needs better hair

― how's life, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 12:43 (ten years ago) link

http://s2.glbimg.com/V06OC_8JfArMwHakRIODUJ7b2WkyIQV07qZRreJfsOhIoz-HdGixxa_8qOZvMp3w/e.glbimg.com/og/ed/f/original/2014/04/28/sel-2.jpg

― conrad, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 12:53 (ten years ago) link

we are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars in the gutter.

― estela, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 12:56 (ten years ago) link

http://imageshack.com/a/img835/5692/bmcz.gif

― conrad, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 13:45 (ten years ago) link

beautiful.

― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 14:20 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

The only reason I'll ever see Lord of the Rings is to wait for the scene where he takes down that elephant thing hardcore.

― pplains, Saturday, February 18, 2012 10:47 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

here, now you don't have to wade through the 9+ hours of LOTR just to see the elephant thing scene:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=132WIdxvgdo&feature=kp

― in the realm of the menses (Eisbaer), Friday, 4 July 2014 22:22 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

ORNALDO BLOOMPS VS JUSITN BEAVER FITE FITE FITE

http://gawker.com/orlando-bloom-threw-a-punch-at-justin-bieber-in-ibiza-l-1613215613

― brimming with misplaced confidence (Phil D.), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 12:57 (ten years ago) link

Balearic doming

― before you die you see the rink (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 13:21 (ten years ago) link

yo is it true beeps got sonned by a wite bloomps after a ibiza beef??????

― Manilow's Farm-Fresh Razzamatazzberries (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 13:31 (ten years ago) link

xpost Does that picture of him on the curb use the same false perspective technique that they use to make the Hobbits look small? Because he looks three times the height of that girl.

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 July 2014 14:06 (ten years ago) link

http://ll-media.tmz.com/2014/07/29/0729-justin-miranda-orlando-bloom-selena-akm-gsi-cbs-sub-3.jpg

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 July 2014 14:08 (ten years ago) link

Would love for the Bloomps/Gomez romance to be an ongoing thing so I can start referring to them as SELANDO.

― brimming with misplaced confidence (Phil D.), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 14:14 (ten years ago) link

GOOMPS

― Manilow's Farm-Fresh Razzamatazzberries (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 14:27 (ten years ago) link

Taking a swing at Bieber = the opening shot of the 2016 campaign? Where is Hillary when we need her? Not taking a swing at Bieber in Ibiza!

― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 31 July 2014 03:04 (ten years ago) link

didn't know bloomps was turning into Charlie Sheen

― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 31 July 2014 14:28 (ten years ago) link

Too bad biebs never got a chance to make a record with Phil Spector, I mean imagine the possibilities.

― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Thursday, 31 July 2014 14:54 (ten years ago) link

nine months pass...

The race is heating up!

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y109/fez_/bloomps.jpg

― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Friday, 29 May 2015 19:19 (nine years ago) link

elephant thing for vase presidetn imo

― Dr. Demento's A Thousand And One Parodic Nights (Old Lunch), Friday, 29 May 2015 19:23 (nine years ago) link

nine months pass...

It could have been so simple.

― Mark G, Tuesday, 8 March 2016 21:28 (eight years ago) link

still time for a bokered covention to select ornaldo bloomps as GOP nomnominee

― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 8 March 2016 21:36 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

come on GOP there's still time!

― Οὖτις, Friday, 25 March 2016 22:22 (eight years ago) link

this must be what scott walker meant when he was talking about the gop nominating someone not currently in the running (in the event of an open primary)

― art, Friday, 25 March 2016 22:36 (eight years ago) link

Make it happen America.

― Manitobiloba (Kim), Friday, 25 March 2016 23:31 (eight years ago) link

Now more than ever. The times bring forth the man.

― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 26 March 2016 01:16 (eight years ago) link

four months pass...

NSFW if your work doesn't like butts, obvs.

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/orlando-bloom-nude-vacation-katy-perry-italy-gallery-1.2737271?pmSlide=1.2737246

― how's life, Thursday, 4 August 2016 12:53 (eight years ago) link

most nsfw part is that shadow on his leg imo

― lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 4 August 2016 13:46 (eight years ago) link

i was checking this thread had been bumped. well done

― Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Thursday, 4 August 2016 19:14 (eight years ago) link

he can bloomp me

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 August 2016 19:17 (eight years ago) link

Bloomp if you agree

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 4 August 2016 19:21 (eight years ago) link

Orlando's Bloom

― (•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 4 August 2016 19:22 (eight years ago) link

i was checking if this thread has been bloomped

― no poke balls (rip van wanko), Thursday, 4 August 2016 19:31 (eight years ago) link

He Katy Perry took down that elephant thing HARDCORE. DAMMMNN

FIXED

― Kenneth Without Anger (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 4 August 2016 20:24 (eight years ago) link

three months pass...

vote bloomps

― augh (Control Z), Sunday, 6 November 2016 23:09 (eight years ago) link

Today, my son was looking around the house for a Ganesh tapestry that my wife had given him for his birthday and there was much discussion of "that elephant thing".

― how's life, Sunday, 6 November 2016 23:35 (eight years ago) link

Bloomps running strong in Utah, could finish 2nd to McMullin.

― Mike Pence shakes his head and mouths the word ‘no’ (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 6 November 2016 23:53 (eight years ago) link

DAMMMNNN.

― augh (Control Z), Monday, 7 November 2016 00:20 (eight years ago) link

Now more than ever

― ELECTION (no comey I) (El Tomboto), Monday, 7 November 2016 03:18 (eight years ago) link

Now more than ever

― ELECTION (no comey I) (El Tomboto), Sunday, November 6, 2016 9:18 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― augh (Control Z), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 21:04 (eight years ago) link

http://imgur.com/a/J7qMe

― Neptune Bingo (Michael B), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 23:12 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/otoCZ4P.jpg

― Neptune Bingo (Michael B), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 23:13 (eight years ago) link

yesss

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 23:43 (eight years ago) link

Ornaldo Bloomps ate with relish the inner organs of beasts and fowls.

― i push more weight than giles corey (Pillbox), Wednesday, 9 November 2016 10:32 (eight years ago) link

thank u Michael B

― augh (Control Z), Thursday, 10 November 2016 06:18 (eight years ago) link

nine months pass...

Ornaldo Bloomps for Rycroft Philostrate!

I am not kidding.

http://variety.com/2017/tv/news/orlando-bloom-amazon-carnival-row-1202538802/

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 25 August 2017 16:28 (seven years ago) link

this sounds like some horrible China Mieville project

― Οὖτις, Friday, 25 August 2017 16:35 (seven years ago) link

It's an anagram for Erratic Frothy Plots.

― Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Friday, 25 August 2017 16:40 (seven years ago) link

eight months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DdU8VMkV4AE8sMR.jpg

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 16 May 2018 15:37 (six years ago) link

one year passes...

The deadlinked pics make my heart so heavy ITT. anybody have a copy of the one where he is on stage giving a campaign speech?

― FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Monday, 19 August 2019 03:48 (five years ago) link

six months pass...

Congratns?

― Mark G, Thursday, 5 March 2020 08:22 (four years ago) link

We’ve all been here for....many, many years, haven’t we

― Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Thursday, 5 March 2020 09:47 (four years ago) link

BABY BLOOMPS FOR PRESIDETN

― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 5 March 2020 15:05 (four years ago) link

When I was a boy, Ornaldo Bloomps becoming presidetn was just a beautiful dream. But now it's science fact!

― Waifu-ed Around and Fell in Love (Old Lunch), Thursday, 5 March 2020 15:14 (four years ago) link

five months pass...

Baby Bloomps has arrived. Can't wait to see his first takedown.

― peace, man, Thursday, 27 August 2020 12:40 (four years ago) link

Baron Bloomps

― life is beauitul (rip van wanko), Thursday, 27 August 2020 14:43 (four years ago) link

Seems defunct alas https://twitter.com/ornaldobloomps

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 27 August 2020 15:35 (four years ago) link

sad his twitter bio wasn’t “took down that elephant thing HARDCORE”

― Roz, Thursday, 27 August 2020 15:41 (four years ago) link

Damn.

― Mark G, Friday, 28 August 2020 13:05 (four years ago) link

Her name is Daisy Dove Bloom?

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 August 2020 15:10 (four years ago) link

six months pass...

Amazing

Genuinely thought the Orlando Bloom interview in The Sunday Times was a spoof.

Is it really not?
https://t.co/nZdA4F6IKZ pic.twitter.com/m2n2anZfNt
— dan barker (@danbarker) March 21, 2021

― Alba, Sunday, 21 March 2021 11:22 (three years ago) link

This is why we elected him presidetn

― Clem McFlannery's Clam Phlegm Cannery (Old Lunch), Sunday, 21 March 2021 12:13 (three years ago) link

Nothing wrong with eating plant based and meditating.

― treeship., Sunday, 21 March 2021 12:22 (three years ago) link

also dreaming about roles for minorities and women

― you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 21 March 2021 15:33 (three years ago) link

also eyeing up beautiful cows

― scamp til you're damp (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 21 March 2021 15:37 (three years ago) link

A cup of PG Tips. Just say tea you cleft.

― nashwan, Sunday, 21 March 2021 15:38 (three years ago) link

Nothing wrong with eating plant based and meditating.

It's the Stone Temple Pilots I have a problem with, but I am biased.

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 21 March 2021 15:52 (three years ago) link

(plant) based bloomps

― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 21 March 2021 17:04 (three years ago) link

green powders

― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 21 March 2021 17:05 (three years ago) link

I'M GOIN HHGUNGRAAAAYYYYYYYYY

― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 21 March 2021 17:06 (three years ago) link

His diet isn't "plant-based" so much as "product advertised by someone on the Joe Rogan show-based."

OTOH, 2015 wellness nonsense is better than the Q/wellness crossover that followed.

― Joe Bombin (milo z), Monday, 22 March 2021 15:48 (three years ago) link

And MTG is its ultimate avatar. Only thing missing is anti-vaxx shrieking.

― pomenitul, Monday, 22 March 2021 15:51 (three years ago) link

milo he didn’t say his diet was plant based, he said HE was plant based

― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 22 March 2021 17:42 (three years ago) link

slamming an eight ball of chlorophyll directly into his heart

― Joe Bombin (milo z), Monday, 22 March 2021 17:47 (three years ago) link

Tell you what, on his recent Graham Norton remote appearance he very much came across as a man who'd had a more than cheeky amount of some powders which were very much not green, if you catch my drift.

― chap, Monday, 22 March 2021 17:56 (three years ago) link

DAMMMNNN.

― Kim, Monday, 22 March 2021 17:56 (three years ago) link

anybody who gives answers like in that Sunday Times interview has a heightened sense of their own importance, artificially enhanced or otherwise

― scamp til you're damp (Noodle Vague), Monday, 22 March 2021 17:57 (three years ago) link

three months pass...

the "uh" shirt is still available btw: https://www.zazzle.com/uh_t_shirt-235609635764585640

― making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 14:51 (three years ago) link

lol, wow

― Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 15:00 (three years ago) link

wait, what happened to my uh shirt

― Karl Havoc (DJP), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 15:10 (three years ago) link

three years pass...

This was the other thread.

― Mark G, Tuesday, 28 January 2025 23:44 (one week ago) link

uh shirt still avail

― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 29 January 2025 01:53 (one week ago) link

just ordered a brand new one

― trm (tombotomod), Wednesday, 29 January 2025 02:12 (one week ago) link

You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.