ILX regulars who hardly use "the f word"

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Pink Panther:Just 16 times on ILE
gygax!:Just 17 times on ILE/21 on ILM
slutsky:17 times on ILE/Once on ILM
Spencer: Just 5 times on ILE/ Only once on ILM! And he's quoting someone else! And he says "a-hole"!!!:

"Unless, of course, it's at Bleeker Bob's, in which case I'll make a point of leaving it there. Fuck Bob. That guy is such a jackass

I'd like to second this sentiment. Total a-hole. I'm not even sure if the L.A. store is around anymore because I look to the other side of the street when I drive by.

-- Spencer Chow (spencercho...), April 21st, 2003."

I was actually surprised by some people I did searches on - Ned, Tracer, and stevem, you should all wash your mouths out with soap.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 23 January 2004 00:22 (twenty-two years ago)

oops, that last bit is not meant to be italicized

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 23 January 2004 00:23 (twenty-two years ago)

To give you some perspective, many people are pushing 100/100+ in this respect.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 23 January 2004 00:25 (twenty-two years ago)

that's really funny, because I use it in like every other sentence in real life! it's my favourite obscenity!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 23 January 2004 00:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I bet I'm one of the offenders. I swear all the effing time (haha).

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 23 January 2004 00:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I just realized that people could get angry with me and think that I am accusing them of being prudes. It's all in jest, folks!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 23 January 2004 00:27 (twenty-two years ago)

sure it is, fucko

― oops (Oops), Friday, 23 January 2004 00:28 (twenty-two years ago)

heh.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 23 January 2004 00:28 (twenty-two years ago)

on ILE, oops is 100+, and that's not even counting the contribution of "buttch".

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 23 January 2004 00:29 (twenty-two years ago)

pass the fucking mouthwash dude

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 23 January 2004 00:30 (twenty-two years ago)

holy fuck!

are you counting variations such as fucking?

also, I think Ally would win if you count the 'f' in wtf.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 23 January 2004 00:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I want to find someone who has never used said fuck on this board. Then I can die in peace.

Aja maybe?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 23 January 2004 00:30 (twenty-two years ago)

has Tim Hopkins ever used profanity on here?

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 23 January 2004 00:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Aja - ZERO times on both boards.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 23 January 2004 00:31 (twenty-two years ago)

How many times have I used it?

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 23 January 2004 00:32 (twenty-two years ago)

i counted six for myself on ile. the search function must be broken. or maybe i am broken.

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 23 January 2004 00:33 (twenty-two years ago)

tokyo rosemary has never said "fuck".

normal rosemary said it 16 times.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 23 January 2004 00:34 (twenty-two years ago)

do me! do me!

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 23 January 2004 00:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I hit 49 posts with fuck in it for me, but some of those are me quoting other posts (LOLs etc) and in many posts I say it more than once... how the hell do you count it?

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 23 January 2004 00:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually, I have only said it about 40 times on ILE and about 30 on ILM in any incarnation apparently. Weird.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 23 January 2004 00:36 (twenty-two years ago)

teeny is quite rude. 78 on ILE, 11 on ILM.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 23 January 2004 00:36 (twenty-two years ago)

This is what Orwell was talking about... Keep doing your excercises! They'll see you, Winston!

Do a search and see what all the fuck-talkers have been checking out of the library, Stalin.

― andy, Friday, 23 January 2004 00:36 (twenty-two years ago)

wow!

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 23 January 2004 00:37 (twenty-two years ago)

interesting.

now i'm kinda curious as to the context of my usage.

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 23 January 2004 00:38 (twenty-two years ago)

"How many fingers am I holding up?"

"FUCK FINGERS FUCK FINGERS.. FUCK"

"Correct"

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 23 January 2004 00:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned, Tracer, and stevem, you should all wash your mouths out with soap.

Sometimes I get passionate about things.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 23 January 2004 00:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Hahahahahahahaaaa

― TOMBOT, Friday, 23 January 2004 00:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, fuck.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 23 January 2004 00:40 (twenty-two years ago)

gygax-You use it very wisely and judiciously, I can assure you.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 23 January 2004 00:40 (twenty-two years ago)

it's mostly quotes of ILX0rz or Mike Love or references to pig-fuck.

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 23 January 2004 00:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Love & fuck go together quite naturally, apparently!

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 23 January 2004 00:43 (twenty-two years ago)

mike love tends to do that to people

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 23 January 2004 00:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I have 17 posts where I use it, but most of them are quoting haikus

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 23 January 2004 00:44 (twenty-two years ago)

i shudder to think about my "numbers"

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 23 January 2004 00:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Find messages from I Love Everything, containing fuck*, by email electricsound@hotmail.com*.
36 results found

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 23 January 2004 00:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Find messages from I Love Music, containing fuck*, by email electricsound@hotmail.com*.
61 results found:

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 23 January 2004 00:45 (twenty-two years ago)

jess, I didn't even bother searching you for that very reason.
...Ally too...

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 23 January 2004 00:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Find messages from I Love Everything, containing fucking, by email electricsound@hotmail.com*.
25 results found:

Find messages from I Love Music, containing fucking, by email electricsound@hotmail.com*.
88 results found:

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 23 January 2004 00:46 (twenty-two years ago)

i am a potty mouth

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 23 January 2004 00:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally = 100 times on ILE, 100 times on ILM!

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 23 January 2004 00:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I hope you don't think I'm an effing a-hole.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 23 January 2004 00:46 (twenty-two years ago)

71 and 67

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 23 January 2004 00:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I think you can also search for fuck*, maybe that would be more precise.

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 23 January 2004 00:49 (twenty-two years ago)

36 ILM, 52 ILE

― aleksandr supertramp (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 23 January 2004 00:50 (twenty-two years ago)

50 ILM, 73 ILX

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 23 January 2004 00:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Find messages from I Love Everything, containing shit, by user oops*.

100 results found:

So I take it 100 is the most results you can get?

― oops (Oops), Friday, 23 January 2004 00:55 (twenty-two years ago)

how many of these fucks were directed at c-man

― pete s, Friday, 23 January 2004 00:58 (twenty-two years ago)

some of my "greatest hits":

anyway, all of you fuck off my thread!!
-- gabbo giftington

still broke. still out of shape. still depressed. still in redneck/corny indie fuck hell. still tired.
-- jess

yr only consolation will be that karma will fuck them up the booty with the razor dildo sooner or later. cold comfort, i know.
-- jess

you all can eat my fuck
-- jess

what the fuck is wrong with you people?
-- jess

a nab sghiyfdu FUCK
a mnabn wshould not eat 1 lb of grund beef and the dring a lot
-- strongo hulkington

i challenge all chuckleheads with a seeming child's understanding of hiphop and its culture to shut the fuck up!
-- jess

mmmmmm.
-- man, fuck this baseball shit

i mean, these days i'd probably fuck an open wound if presented to me, but for arguments sake.
-- fiddo centington

yes, the last thing i need is hearing about how great it is to fuck erykah badu
-- goato mountington

i find you all rather contemptable. not so oddly this has increased my desire to fuck some of you.
-- mohammed abba

also, every employment agency seems to have some insane/inane fee. how the fuck can i pay a fee when i don't have a job you motherfuckers?!
-- jess

so, take a page from
elephant man and show them
the fuck you sign, ok?
-- fiddo centington

it's like they decided to make her look like an indie slut just to fuck with my mind
-- jess

he likes to fuck em in the ass while you beat up the pussy
-- fiddo centington

"you better suck it, before i fuck it" - dj assault, 2000
-- strongo hulkington

could you please fuck off to one of those threads you just linked. k, thnx.
-- fiddo centington

yeah, man, fuck those imperialist trees.
-- fiddo centington

tupac - "dear mama (i wanna fuck you in the ass)"
-- jess

mitch remind me to beat the fuck out of you when you come to nyc.
-- fiddo centington

yeah, if that's directed it at me, then seriously, fuck right off.
-- mohammed abba

yeah, fuck off cocksucker; it had nothing to do with me.
-- fiddo centington

please don't think i really give enough of a fuck to come up with a decent "prize".
-- jess

"i like to fuck em in the ass while you beat up the pussy"
-- goato mountington

fritz, not to put too fine a point on it, but fuck off.
-- jess

so, fuck it, you pieces of shit.
-- fiddo centington

fuck off mark, you insensetive cunt.
-- jess

no, fuck off steltwat
-- strongo hulkington's ghost

"do you like me? circle YES or FUCK ME STUD."
-- gabbo giftington

"worst day". kenan go fuck yourself.
-- strongo hulkington

Fosco Sandybanks of Frogmorton...
what the fuck?
-- jess

oh fuck off you fun hater
-- strongo hulkington's ghost

lemme see if i can get trailer trash enough for you: fuck off
-- jess

please all fuck off and die now, you wriggling stick-insect men.
-- jess

fuck a capital letter
-- jess

a 1200 on her SATs!! well, fuck me!
-- jess

here's my explanation: fuck you, i won't do what you tell me.
-- strongo hulkington

mean after all, TEP has spoken. tep. who the fuck is tep?
-- gabbo giftington

what the fuck is wrong with you?
-- mohammed abba

I like to fuck her in the ass while he...
-- fiddo centington

fuck you, bitch
-- jess

fuck you.
-- fiddo centington

well fuck you too
-- fiddo centington

fuck off howie
-- jess

what the fuck is a duvet?
-- jess

haha all of you can fuck off and die.
-- jess

fuck you, jel.
-- jess

"i want to fuck you in the ass"
-- jess

oh fuck off. all of you.
-- jess

can i tell you to shut the fuck up with impunity now, you whining git?
-- jess

can't. and don't wanna.
-- well, i do. so fuck him, and fuck you too

walloping the fuck outta them with a pistol butt i find helps too.
-- strongo hulkington

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 23 January 2004 01:00 (twenty-two years ago)

The Rough Guide to Jess

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 23 January 2004 01:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I searched mine because i thought, "I dont type 'fuck' all that much."

Well, i was wrong. Apologies.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Friday, 23 January 2004 01:03 (twenty-two years ago)

*ahem*

I have only ever uttered the "f*" words a total of 19 times on ILE, and that's just excluding the quoted bits of other people's posts that I put in italics. Those 19 times are spread out over a total of 12 posts.

I have never uttered the "f*" words on ILM.

(Though I (a.) might not be considered an "ILX regular" or (b.) wouldn't be considered surprising enough to mention here. Hm.)

― As Sweet As Melody (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 23 January 2004 01:03 (twenty-two years ago)

(Oh yes, and I ensured a thorough search by searching for all instances with my user name, not any e-mail address or regular nickname.)

― As Sweet As Melody (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 23 January 2004 01:05 (twenty-two years ago)

reading that (incomplete) list back i feel a mixture of pride and sadness. like lou gehrig.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 23 January 2004 01:07 (twenty-two years ago)

SPENCER IS CHEATING BECAUSE HE TYPES F*CK INSTEAD OF FUCK!!! SHENANEGANS!!!!

― Allyzay, Friday, 23 January 2004 01:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I have 44 fucks on ILE and 36 fucks on ILM

― Dan I., Friday, 23 January 2004 01:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think they'd appreciate being referred to that way

― oops (Oops), Friday, 23 January 2004 01:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally is correct! But I do it for the children...

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 23 January 2004 01:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck.

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 23 January 2004 01:27 (twenty-two years ago)

4 results found on ILE -- One hit in a thread with the big F in the title, and 3 hits where I quote someone saying it. So effectively big fat ZERO for me. Clean as a whistle quick as a thistle

2 results found on ILM. 1 quoting someone, and the other time I was being nasty!

― Leee Majors (Leee), Friday, 23 January 2004 01:35 (twenty-two years ago)

obviously I forgot to mention that I'm sharp as a thistle, best in Westminster yeah!

― Leee Majors (Leee), Friday, 23 January 2004 01:36 (twenty-two years ago)

yes, the last thing i need is hearing about how great it is to fuck erykah badu
-- goato mountington

classic.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 23 January 2004 04:41 (twenty-two years ago)

FYI the leader on multiple uses of the word "cunt" so far is the one Nick the man Southall with an aggregate score of 35. Dan Perry performs admirably too in this regard, but jess comes in surprisingly low with a couple of mentions of Anal Cunt and a handful of asides like

"haha fuck off you indie cunt. "

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 23 January 2004 04:49 (twenty-two years ago)

over 100 for "fuck," both ILE and ILX.

i don't think i've used the word "cunt" here all that often.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 23 January 2004 04:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Find messages from I Love Everything, containing cunt, by email electricsound@hotmail.com*.
4 results found:

Find messages from I Love Music, containing cunt, by email electricsound@hotmail.com*.
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only 3 of those were actual insults, hahaha one of them was directed at jess

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 23 January 2004 04:57 (twenty-two years ago)

7 ILE cunts, 25 on ILM. in both instances, almost ALL of them were when discussing Anal Cunt.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 23 January 2004 05:00 (twenty-two years ago)

we gotta lotta pottymouths here don't we?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 23 January 2004 05:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Find messages from I Love Everything, containing chubby, by email electricsound@hotmail.com*.
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― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 23 January 2004 05:03 (twenty-two years ago)

ANYONE ELSE WANNA TRY TO FUCK WITH STRONGO?!?!
-- strongo hulkington

i mean, without wanting to fuck with my new ilm peace and love vibe, but were you dropped on your head a lot as a child? -- strongo hulkington

eminem better than bloodhound because the majority of his audience doesn't know who the fuck frank black is. -- jess

custos, why don't you fuck back off to hyrule or candyland or wherever it is you come from -- jess

alex did max martin fuck your wife or something? -- fiddo centington

what if he is; did she fuck your mother or something? -- strongo hulkington

"fuck off and don't come back until you have something new to say" -- gabbo giftington

please fuck off and die.thnx
sh -- strongo hulkington

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 23 January 2004 05:11 (twenty-two years ago)

add "fuc" and the count is well into the stratosphere

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 23 January 2004 05:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I really can't swear for fuck. All I found were a bunch of baseball-related posts & some other nonsense. Compared to Strongo's Eddie-Murphy-circa-Raw implementation, I feel like a Baldwin brother.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 23 January 2004 05:25 (twenty-two years ago)

fuck.

-- @d@ml

Okay, just fuck off now please.

-- @d@ml

What the FUCK are hohos?

-- @d@ml

Me and that one other Adam gonna fuck you all up.

-- @d@m

Say it one more time and Robert Van Winkle will appear to fuck us all up.

-- @d@ml

"What the fuck do you mean you don't want a MARSHMALLOW??????"

-- Nordicskillz

Hi mystery thread hi! I'm drunk on beer. Fuck your HTML. It's late here

-- Nordicskillz

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 23 January 2004 05:25 (twenty-two years ago)

my mother would be so ashamed

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 23 January 2004 05:26 (twenty-two years ago)

surely you mean "is"

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 23 January 2004 05:27 (twenty-two years ago)

don't make me add to my "fuck off" list, funny boy

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 23 January 2004 05:29 (twenty-two years ago)

heheheh

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 23 January 2004 05:29 (twenty-two years ago)

i do find it odd that i have said it much more on ile than ilm

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 23 January 2004 05:30 (twenty-two years ago)

because that's like a festering cesspool of idiots and you guys are more like the college roommates i can't shake

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 23 January 2004 05:31 (twenty-two years ago)

ha! from the "fuck you" thread:

i refer ilx to verse three of bratmobile's "juswanna":
i fuck you so much i can't see you i fuck you
so much make you cry i fuck you so much fuckin fuck you i fuck you
so much make you die! fuck i just wanna fuck i just wanna fuck i just wanna i just wanna fuck you!

-- The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylure...), September 6th, 2003.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Friday, 23 January 2004 05:31 (twenty-two years ago)

i had 64 messages containing the word fuck with this email addy, 14 with my old one.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Friday, 23 January 2004 05:32 (twenty-two years ago)

21 on ilm

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Friday, 23 January 2004 05:37 (twenty-two years ago)

26 "motherfuckers" on ILE, 14 on ILM. i find that WAY outta whack.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 23 January 2004 05:45 (twenty-two years ago)

100+ ILE shits, 68 for ILM.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 23 January 2004 05:46 (twenty-two years ago)

For "fuck": 37 ILE (although one of those is a cuss-laden post by Millar that I then ran through www.pornolize.com, and another is the lyrics to Liz Phair's "Fuck or Die"), 7 ILM
For "shit": 22 ILE, 4 ILM (and those were all in the title or quoted text)
For "piss": 8 ILE, 1 ILM

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 23 January 2004 06:09 (twenty-two years ago)

i am shocked at how little i swear¡

on ilx that is.

― dyson (dyson), Friday, 23 January 2004 06:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Pornolize?

haha!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 23 January 2004 06:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I like it how it changes oops' name to "creams" and Dee's to "As "Ball Buster" Sweet As "Jerkoff" Melody"!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 23 January 2004 06:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm surprisingly low as well. More fuckings than fucks I think, but I might have that backward - I checked earlier tonight.

― Kim (Kim), Friday, 23 January 2004 06:31 (twenty-two years ago)

i have NEVER said 'fuck' on ILM or ILE. i win the thread!

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 23 January 2004 06:32 (twenty-two years ago)

-- Leee "Big Cock" Fistf*cks
-- Leee "Saggysack" Charvers

Pornolize should settle on one or the other.

― Leee Majors (Leee), Friday, 23 January 2004 06:33 (twenty-two years ago)

b-b-but justyn you JUST DID!

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Friday, 23 January 2004 06:35 (twenty-two years ago)

That Pornolize filter is one fickle bitch.

― Kim (Kim), Friday, 23 January 2004 06:37 (twenty-two years ago)

oh...cripes.

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 23 January 2004 06:39 (twenty-two years ago)

i feel like i'm in a bad abbott and costello sketch or something.

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 23 January 2004 06:40 (twenty-two years ago)

-- the asslicking surface noise

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 23 January 2004 06:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I screwed myself by quoting Momus' lyrics.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Friday, 23 January 2004 07:00 (twenty-two years ago)

For me: 24 on ILE; 14 on ILM.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 23 January 2004 07:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Me: 100 on ILM, 30 on ILE.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 23 January 2004 07:54 (twenty-two years ago)

18 on ILM, 1 on ILE -- i guess im not an angel like gygax!

― jack cole (jackcole), Friday, 23 January 2004 08:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I'be only used it three times! Fucking - A!

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Friday, 23 January 2004 08:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I've mentioned WASP's "Fuck Like a Beast" once, and used the term "fuck buddy" once, but I've never used the word "fuck" as an expletive on ILX, which is quite odd because I have been known to say it in real life occasionally.

― C J (C J), Friday, 23 January 2004 08:56 (twenty-two years ago)

It's a shame it only goes up to 100 really, either that or my tests on the Dave Q fuckometer broke the search facility.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 23 January 2004 09:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Well I don't know what to say, I'd like to thank God & my parents blah blah blah!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 23 January 2004 09:04 (twenty-two years ago)

i do find it odd that i have said it much more on ile than ilm
-- strongo hulkington (dubplatestyl...), January 23rd, 2004.
because that's like a raunching festering cesspool of idiots and you guys are more like the fistfucking college roommates i can't shake

-- strongo hulkington

― oops (Oops), Friday, 23 January 2004 09:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Find threads from I Love Everything, containing fuck*, by Rob Bolton

None found

This is shocking since I swear like a truck driver in real life...

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Friday, 23 January 2004 10:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Pornolize-the gift that keeps on giving.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 23 January 2004 10:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Find messages from I Love Everything, containing fuck, by Archel*.
16 results found:

And just 20 results for 'fucking'.

Some of my best work, however.

― Archel (Archel), Friday, 23 January 2004 10:18 (twenty-two years ago)

45 cunts! Many of them with the words "bald" or "doomie" attached.

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 23 January 2004 10:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Just three cunts. And two of them were quoting. It is not a word I use lightly IRL either, but it's good to know it's there. In the arsenal.

― Archel (Archel), Friday, 23 January 2004 10:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Yep, the 'c' word (& I dont mean Calum!) just applies sometimes, you can't help it!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 23 January 2004 10:33 (twenty-two years ago)

i have shattered mark c's fey twee sheltered life. my work here is done.

― doomified, Friday, 23 January 2004 10:34 (twenty-two years ago)

i think i'm like rob...i swear a lot in real life, and not at all here. weird.

― colette (a2lette), Friday, 23 January 2004 11:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I've had 14 cunts.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 23 January 2004 11:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I sweat like a trooper!

Stop bragging Matt!

― TrooperPink (Pinkpanther), Friday, 23 January 2004 11:16 (twenty-two years ago)

3 cunts and 3 fucks - a fine batting average

― Alfie (Alfie), Friday, 23 January 2004 11:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I never swear.

― @lex K (Alex K), Friday, 23 January 2004 11:35 (twenty-two years ago)

FUCK OFF!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 23 January 2004 11:35 (twenty-two years ago)

OK. Maybe once.

― @lex K (Alex K), Friday, 23 January 2004 11:37 (twenty-two years ago)

;-)

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 23 January 2004 11:43 (twenty-two years ago)

It was always said with love!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 23 January 2004 11:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I've never used the C word, it's horrible.

I've used the F Word 3 times, but once I was quoting someone.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 23 January 2004 11:45 (twenty-two years ago)

and yeah if you did a search you'd see it was 6. But twice I was quoting, twice I was cut and pasting others words, so just twice of my own back.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 23 January 2004 11:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Astonishingly, I have only said 'arse' 10 times on ILE. And 'twee' 10 times. Haha.

― Archel (Archel), Friday, 23 January 2004 11:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Well twee my arse, I'd have nevah believed it!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 23 January 2004 11:55 (twenty-two years ago)

i've only said fuck 4 times!

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 23 January 2004 11:55 (twenty-two years ago)

0.0044% of my posts.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 23 January 2004 11:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Some of my favs. It seems like, on the occasions I do let the “f” word out, I tend to go buckwild with it:

Irrational yardwork = being mad at your lawn and throwing empty beer bottles at it whilst yelling "FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!"
-- nickalicious (nza2342...), March 27th, 2003.

The only flipping-of-the-bird I've done recently was (drunkenly) towards a #11 pool ball that refused to go into the corner pocket, while shouting "FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!". At the ball, that is.
-- nickalicious (nza2342...), May 23rd, 2003.

YEAH FUCK YOU OFFICER FUCKING DIPSHIT!!! HOW THE SHIT YOU GONNA GIVE ME THE TICKET WHEN IT WAS THAT OTHER SHITPISSING DICKLICKER OLD FART WHO RAN THE STOP SIGN JESUS DILDOASSFUCKING CHRIST MANG WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THE COP WOT WAS BORN WITH NO FUCKING EYES!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?
-- TEH NZA IN A STATE OF SHOCK AND RAGE FOR HAVING GOTTEN A TICKET FOR ALMOST HITTING A DIPSHIT OLD MAN COCKGOBLIN WHO RAN A STOP SIGN AT FULL SPEED WTF OFFICER FUCKTARD!?! (for_the_love_of_go...), January 22nd, 2004.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 23 January 2004 14:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I've posted messages with "fuck" 11 times, but in two of those I was quoting someone else. Of course I've been hear less than a year... A good start?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 23 January 2004 15:04 (twenty-two years ago)

There are some many more interesting-yet-equally-profane words out there to use, though....like Cockjockey and/or SpoogeNinja!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 23 January 2004 15:25 (twenty-two years ago)

SpoogeNinja - ooh i like that!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 23 January 2004 15:29 (twenty-two years ago)

SpoonNinja sounds dirtier.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 23 January 2004 16:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Letters to the Editor
Letters to the editor should FUCK FUCK TITS Times, and not to other publications. We do not publish open FUCKING FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK.

Letters for publication FUCK be no longer than 150 words, must refer to an article that has FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU seven days, and must include the writer's address and DICK numbers. No attachments FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK.

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKSHITFUCKPISSFUCK CHRIST FUCK of those letters selected for publication will be notified within a week. Letters SHIT be shortened FUCK space requirements.

Send a letter to FUCK editor by e-mailing letters@FUCKER ASS.com or FUCK (212)556-3622.

You FUCK ASS SHIT FUCK letter to:

Letters to the Editor
The FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK
FUCK
FUCK

-- TOMBOT (fuck...), October 21st, 2003.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 23 January 2004 16:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Comedy gold!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 23 January 2004 16:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Things to call people you are unhappy with

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 23 January 2004 16:22 (twenty-two years ago)

one fuck and six shits for me, though one of the shits was a chickenshit.

― MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 23 January 2004 16:23 (twenty-two years ago)

re "asshole(s)": 56 on ILE, 10 on ILE

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 24 January 2004 03:22 (twenty-two years ago)

does this mean (a) that i'm the most potty-mouthed ILXor; (b) i post too much here; or (c) both?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 24 January 2004 03:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't forget context -- of the times I used the f-word on ILM, once was in reference to the Dismemberment Plan breaking up, and another time had to do with people who sing along with what's playing in their headphones. I felt strongly on both topics, so it called for strong language.

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 24 January 2004 06:57 (twenty-two years ago)

100, 100.

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 24 January 2004 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

er wait just 100 on ILE, i haven't checked ILM yet.

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 24 January 2004 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

100 is where the results end! (u can't score more than 100!!)

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 24 January 2004 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)

oh dear!

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 24 January 2004 17:41 (twenty-two years ago)

26 fucks and 10 fuckings

― Anna (Anna), Saturday, 24 January 2004 18:13 (twenty-two years ago)

100 fucks on ILM, 60 on ILE
81 good charlottes on ILM, 7 on ILE

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 24 January 2004 18:18 (twenty-two years ago)

64 Poison
44 Slayer

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 24 January 2004 18:23 (twenty-two years ago)

haha twice in the last minute I refrained from using the f-word on ILM.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 24 January 2004 18:25 (twenty-two years ago)

3 bugger
15 Moomin/s

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 24 January 2004 18:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Well I just gave into using 'fucking' but the circumstances demanded it.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 24 January 2004 18:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I use it not too often... I also post not too often.

7 times for f***
6 times for f***ing

And some of those times I'm not really talking as myself.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Saturday, 24 January 2004 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Yep you're right! You ought to have a thread that uses all the cursewords you can think of and use them there. and when you feel like being decent, you have the rest of the threads to speak logically. I have never used the F word on any thread anywhere. In fact I've never cursed at all. Go figure. I think it's all in the upbringing.

― Gale, Saturday, 24 January 2004 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

10 f***s in total. My mummy would be proud.

― cybele (cybele), Saturday, 24 January 2004 20:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I imagine I'd get 100 easily so I won't even look.

― Llahtuos Kcin (Nick Southall), Saturday, 24 January 2004 20:28 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

I'm kinda saddened by the fact that I've used the f-word on the internet.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 31 March 2005 18:17 (twenty-one years ago)

some one must do the pinefox, by jeebus.

― mark hymen's the point, Thursday, 31 March 2005 18:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't get the Search Facility to work, which is sad because I'd been looking forward to doing a Jess-esque Greatest Fucks post.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 31 March 2005 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Just two fucks from me.

― Cathy (Cathy), Friday, 1 April 2005 13:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, my computer is too slow to search. :-( I'm actually pretty curious about how many times I've mentioned kittens, Chicago, guitar, fuck, and my own band, the Fake Fictions.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 1 April 2005 13:31 (twenty-one years ago)

The Fake Fictions, Sarah?

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 1 April 2005 13:41 (twenty-one years ago)

67 results found but I suspect there are more.

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 1 April 2005 13:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Um, yeah, markelby. Have you not seen me mention that before??

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 1 April 2005 13:52 (twenty-one years ago)

What, the Fake Fictions? I love the Fake Fictions! I'd say the Fake Fictions are one of my favourite bands. Fake Fictions! Yeah!

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 1 April 2005 13:55 (twenty-one years ago)

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