Men who trim their pubic hair: insecure or thoughtful?

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They say that if you do a little snipping, your dick looks bigger. Yes. I will pause.

I have also heard, from more than one woman, that it's "nice" and "considerate". Since I've been, erm, experimenting with the hair on my face maybe it would be fun to.. god, I can't even say it. Get into the double-standard conversation if you must, but I am particularly interested simply in whether or not you think it's a good idea.

― Tracer Hand, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

yes it's an interesting feeling, look - can be fun, thouhg you'll find yr pubes stink a little more because reduced absorbant level etc, nothing a shower or two once a year won't cure...be careful about shaving though - itching is ferocious.

― Geoff, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

But what if it produces the same effect that poor old Samson suffered from but, er, "localised"?

― jamesmichaelward, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

nothing a shower or two once a year won't cure

So out of curiosity, Geoff, do you only shower when they file the environmental impact report?

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think it's nice. I'm sure guys appreciate the same hygeine on ladies, right?

― Samantha, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

environmental impact reports are for greenie hippie treehuggers...it's when they tape a no fly radiation ribbon around my front door that i start thinking serously about how i'm gonna get ciggies and coffee.

― Geoff, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

my fear: that it will make LEG hair seem more, um, hairy. guess i'd better shave my legs.

― Tracer Hand, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think Samantha's right on this one. You should do what you expect your partner(s) to do, right? I mean, an overabundance of hair somewhere like that can be a bit scary at the best of times, whoever it's on...

― Paul Strange, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

...but where does it END?

― fred solinger, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Are you examining yourself, Fred?

― Nick, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

As he types, Nick!

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

listen, i'm not going to take any guff from a guy who shaved his leg hair for no practical reason.

― fred solinger, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

raggett! that's ENOUGH, ya moderate narcissist.

― fred solinger, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Trimming your pubic hair is kind of fun. Plus, it really makes you look like you've got your shit together.

― Dan Perry, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Dan's completely right about that.

― Nitsuh, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hm, leave it to the two smooth lover men to agree on that subject. Did you compare each other's work? ;-)

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Beware the possibilities of cuts and resulting ingrown hairs afterwords. Sorry, but that's gotta be nastier than untouched and unshaven.

Never been requested to shave "there" before, and I've never requested partners to do the same.

― Brian MacDonald, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

UGH. UGH. UGH. As long as we're not talking scary behemoth amounts of hair, it should be left alone on guys. I mean, first off, every girl alive knows about that lame ass dick trick - it doesn't make you look bigger, it makes you look like a moron who thinks it looks bigger. Plus, guys tend not to be that up on keeping up with grooming as regularly as girls are - you ever have stubble grind you? Not nice.

I mean, I'm a big huge fan of the double standard on body hair, really. Girls = none, guys = some to a lot. But even if I wasn't, it's terrible, all my female friends have a good laugh about guys who do that, even the ones who think it's "better" (ie no hair in the mouth syndrome), because we ALL know that you lot think it makes you look bigger. You aren't fooling anyone!

― Ally, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'll be honest, I never even heard of this purported male trick until Tracer Hand mentioned it in the start of the thread. It's not one I'll be pursuing any time soon.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

wha - you shave your pubic hair, you might as well buy a cock ring and a bondage harness. seriously, though, is there anything more disturbing than a hairy person with a weird naked triangle downstairs? it makes your bits look like a bundle of baby naked mole rats, too.

― your null fame, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I say dud. And Ally's right; it makes it scratchy.

― Sean, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You all misunderstand me. There is a gigantic world of difference between "shaved" and "trimmed". One is neat and tidy, the other is paedophilic.

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 16 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well that's somewhat different, but still somewhat odd at the same time.

― Ally Thunderkitty, Tuesday, 16 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

― hans, Tuesday, 16 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Porridge?

― Ally, Tuesday, 16 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i like the thatch

― anthony, Tuesday, 16 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Once I went to get my nails done and my nail girl (?) made a point of showing me the heart-shape a collegue had waxed her bikini area into. It was valentine's day.

― Samantha, Tuesday, 16 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Dude, what kind of salon are you going to?

― Ally, Tuesday, 16 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

is it true that if you trim your dick it makes your pubic hair look longer?

― ethan, Tuesday, 16 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Actually, I have quite a bit, so it has crossed my mind to try a little trimming. I hate being one of those guys at the urnial--you know the type--who takes his dick out and ten thousand hairs come with it.

― Steve Bryan, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

what have you been eating?

― ethan, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

two months pass...

it makes your bits look like a bundle of baby naked mole rats, too. HAHAH I'm about to trim mine, I dont think shaved is perverse, it's just what they like.

― Sammy Australia, Wednesday, 16 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

'They' being the other naked mole-rats?

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 16 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

four weeks pass...

I trim my pubic hair. Acutally, I trim all my body hair. NOT SHAVE. I do shave my balls and butt. My partner likes it. He has a hissy fit everytime I trim...but enjoys it after it's done. He keeps telling me he likes hairy guys...but I like smooth guys and he doesn't trim.

― Trimmed Guy, Thursday, 14 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

doesn't it itch though?

― Geoff, Friday, 15 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

why don't people just leave their stuff alone? i mean honestly boymuffs, girlmuffs, its all good!

― di, Friday, 15 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Blah.... Blah blah blah!!! blah blah

― Blah Monkey, Thursday, 21 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i lit my chest hair on fire. WHOOOMPF! pretty exciting.

― duane, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

but it prolly didn't smell too nice.

― nancy b., Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

man the smell was the best thing about it.

― , Sunday, 24 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

does a guy do this because he is turned on by his own hairless self?

― Muta in, Thursday, 7 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

If a man who trims his pubic hair makes a post to this thead, and no one is around to google it, does it count as a post?

(this is one of my favorite threads ever, by the way)

― Brian MacDonald, Thursday, 7 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The title alone places it in the firmament of all time Greatest Threads.

― Nicole, Thursday, 7 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, after reading all of this...

YES, I trim the pubes. Why? Because it looks neater and cleaner, and seems to turn back the clock on my appearance by five or ten years (I'm 37). Of course, I also trim my chest hair. I do this about once a month. Oh, and no matter what your size might be, GO SLOW AND BE CAREFUL. A stab of the scissors can be incredibly painful to soft pubic flesh, especially on the ol' thrill hammer.

I had average hair growth down below, and the fact it is blond makes it look shorter than it is. Still, after watching any porn video, you can see that the majority of males in the vids shave completely, and it just makes a guy look younger in my opinion. The trick is not to trim too much, and to keep it even. It's not as easy as you think! If your partner is into it, have them do it because they can get a, um, "better perspective" (up close and personal) than you can.

The old stereotype of hair=manliness is kind of dated. My trimmed chest hair totally makes my gym workouts seem more effective. After my first trim, the bed chatter included "you have REALLY been working out, haven't you?" Nope. Just trimmed the hair down a bit. Minor task. No sweat. Looks good.

How you feel about your appearance is the key. Unless there is a major objection from your partner, go with what feels right for you. If you feel like you look better after a trim, then you WILL look better. Everyone is different. The good news is that hair grows back, and the length will terminate at the natural length. You won't have permanent short or long patches. It just doesn't work that way. In other words, it will eventually look exactly the same as it did pre-trim.

Yeah, yeah, I know: enough already!

Clip 'em, dude!

― Joe in SF, Wednesday, 20 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

If you're a moderately hairy bloke (as I am), you can't just trim/shave individual bits of body hair as you'd then look, well, stupid and patchy. I once offered to shave myself in exchange for my partner doing it, but for some reason my half of the deal was never called upon (though I was SO grateful that she kept to hers).

For someone with a reputation for smuttiness, I had *never* heard the "it makes your cock look bigger* line. Perhaps this is because, unlike some, I don't search despairingly for ways of increasing my proportions :-)

― Mark C, Thursday, 21 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ah, you just hang weights from your private parts and be done with it, then.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 21 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The thought of a guy trimming his pubes makes me sick. The hairier the better. Of course past the age of 25 the hair starts thinning on it's own and becomes straighter. Only the young guys really have the thick curly bushes....

― , Saturday, 23 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Insecure or thoughtful?

Nah. Bored.

― Daver, Saturday, 23 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm fully shaved and my girlfriend (also shaved) loves it. I let the area above my package grow back once and she asked me to shave it off. She likes the feel of skin on skin.

You do have to keep it shaved or it will irritate your parntner, though.

― Jerry Jergensen, Wednesday, 27 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

well i just trimmed mine... i like it have to wait for other sex opinion. Reaseon ....err none was bored and badbing it was done what can i say. Actually no i lie the last girl i was sleeping with complained that she kept getting pubes in her whilst ...well u know what. Thought i'd be considerate for the next lucky lady ;)

― Chris, Sunday, 31 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

what are you going to do to stop it from itching?

― Queen G, Sunday, 31 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Nowt

not a lot u can do is there ? just grin and bear it i suppose

― Chris, Sunday, 31 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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― powertonevolume, Thursday, 4 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I was wondering, does he have the clap?

― Graham, Thursday, 4 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

To tell you the truth. Trimming rulz! I'm 23 and a hairy bugger... I trim once a month... and my trim is short.. REALLY short!... and I do my armpits... and once a year I do the whole body... there's absolutely nothing wrong with it... girlz do dig it... and if you're a guy that showers daily, you shouldn't have a problem! Yes the itching does happen... nothing baby powder or cream won't cure :) - As for the size...it makes it look bigger... hehe... well... maybe... but I didn't pay notice to it! Just remember, if you have hair along your shaft... and it's trimmed (or shaved) - use extra safe rubber... u never know!

― Da Clutz, Saturday, 13 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

From a girls point of view , and a purly practical one...go for it by all means...it makes giving head a much nicer experience....and from a guy point of view that has to be a good thing !!!

― morgana, Saturday, 27 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

But, Morgana, won't that power cord, the buzzing, and the little stubble bits falling into your lips get annoying after a while?

― Brian MacDonald, Sunday, 28 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Brian, you are evil and wrong. Go wash your mind out with soap.

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 28 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Im getting turned on!

― jean, Saturday, 4 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I am a 24 yr old guy. I've trimmed down there numerous times. My girl thinks the 'Buzz cut' is sexy. Plus, she doesn't have pubes for dental floss after a head :) It's according on how bushy guys are down there, to decide whether you're bigger or not after you've trimmed. Damn, I think I'm going to find my razor! Thanks for the reminder!

― Shaved Before, Monday, 6 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I braid mine. Also found of putting scrunchies in it to make a little pony tail.

― Chris, Monday, 6 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

You BRAID yours??? Damn, that's some pretty long pubes! Pony tail? I think you may be putting that scrunchie on your wanger, thinking it's a big pony tail! Ha ha...just trying to make you laugh. Seriously....BRAIDS???

― Shaved Before, Monday, 6 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Thanks for reminding me of YET ANOTHER THREAD I need my name taken out of.

― nabisco%%, Monday, 6 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Why won't this thread die? I have nightmares about it.

― Mandee, Tuesday, 7 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Well my two cents is that if male pubic hair is just out of control and gross, then it's thoughtful to give it a little trim now and then. But overdoing it and causing visible irritation is a huge turn off too!

And of course, if you've got a few "critters" down there, then shaving is the only sensible thing to do!

http://www.cfoc.org/admin/brochure/images/Sugar&Spice.jpg

― Elisa Phong-Chowdry, Tuesday, 7 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, I didn't do something right, because I'm itching now!!!

― Shaved Before, Wednesday, 15 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

burning patterns into yr pubes with cigarettes - c or d?

― Queen G's netherlands, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Mandee - just like pubic hair, it always comes back. Dying pubic hair, has anyone ever done it?

― cuba libre (nathalie), Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

God, I thought you were comparing the lovely Mandee to pubic hair then! I was about to stand up for her honour. Mandee, we miss you!

― Mark C, Friday, 17 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

where's my pubes?

http://www.spectator.co.uk/article.php3?table=old§ion=current&issu e=2002-05-18&id=1872

― I may not dress like Jacki O, but I do fuck men, Sunday, 19 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I belive shave is the way to go.... shave and maybe also dye..... ummmmmm, very nice.......

― Stennve Chapmane, Wednesday, 22 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I love a baldy sack. I think men that shave are better in bed than men that don't shave. It makes me sooooo wet.

― Catreena Hutchins, Wednesday, 22 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ah Jesus lads. You can't beat a big hairy man. The bigger and hairier the better.

― Rosie Tawson, Wednesday, 22 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

WHAT BRINGS PEOPLE TO THIS THREAD?

― N., Wednesday, 22 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Dunno, Nick. What brought you to this thread?

― Matt, Wednesday, 22 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I braid mine. Also found of putting scrunchies in it to make a little pony tail.

I'm getting images of pubic dreadlocks. *shudder*

I've never been with a guy who shaved or trimmed his naughty bits. In the abstract I think I would like it for the oral reasons mentioned above. However, it's on the long list of things that intrigue me but I'm not actively seeking out.

― j.lu, Wednesday, 22 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Dunno, Nick. What brought you to this thread?

Desperation.

― N., Wednesday, 22 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

But are you insecure or thoughtful?

― Anna, Wednesday, 22 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

(Or neither, get out clause)

― Anna, Wednesday, 22 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

70's style box is out for men and women.

― Tom, Dick or Hairy, Wednesday, 22 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm now thinking of growing a nutsack afro and maybe throwing a headband around it for the NBA look. Whaddya think?

― Chris, Wednesday, 22 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Shaving pubic hair is thoughtful, but having a young chick from a salon wax the balls is much more fun and the wax feels really great on the balls and around the butt hole. Shop around the waxing salons. There are cute girls out there that will do it for you. If they don't wax the chest, don't bother to ask any further. If they wax the chest, then ask if they wax the full bikini or brazilian for men. The brazilian includes both front and back. The cost in California is forty dollars for the full bikini and seventy dollars for the brazilian. The full bikini takes approx. one hour and the brazilian one and a half hours. Have fun. I do.

― Doug Fairbanks, Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Thank you, Straight Dope

― Brian MacDonald, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Doug Fairbanks, I fear for you.

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I shave my pubic hair, all of it. Why? Well, basic reason is I prefer it. Sod anyone else, I don't really care what they think, I'll do what I like to myself. I think it looks better and feels much nicer. There is nothing better than feeling that you're smooth down there instead of coated in that horrible rough hair. As for trimming, blah. Personal preference there I suppose, just like how short you get your hair cut (I go skinhead, there's probably a pattern in here). But as far as how it feels is concerned, I reckon untouched and trimmed are far too similar for my liking. No thank you. My opinion is that pubic hair is just horrible.

And I'd ask any girlfriend of mine to shave too if she didn't already, it's much nicer. Shaved pussy... fantastic. Can only be topped by a shaved pussy with plenty of piercings.

Now I'm horny. I'm off to wrap up my nice smooth pireced cock with cling film.

― Greg, Saturday, 8 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

yum, cling film

― Queen G of the Risen Belgranos, Saturday, 8 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I just did a search for information on "naked mole rats" and ended up here??? My god this is the most hillarious thread I have ever stumbled upon! Thanks for the laugh :))

― Fionna Wimplesmacker, Monday, 10 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

What happends if u cut yourself while shaving your pubic hairs? What procedures should you take and what are the risks?

― Andrew, Monday, 10 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Magic markers. Fighters against copyright and sloppy crotch cuts.

― Brian MacDonald, Monday, 10 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

arr, arghhhhhhhh

― Queen There Will Be No Talk of Eating People in this House G, Tuesday, 11 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I have just started shaving mine. I like the feeling it gives me. THe scratching is bad, but I've read baby oil and talcum powder can help.

My girl doesn't seem to care one way or another. She used to shave, but to be honest it was only cool the first night. After that stubble city.

I only wish there was a way to do it without worrying about the grow back affect quite so soon.

― George Genius, Tuesday, 18 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

There is a way. Waxing.

― electric sound of jim, Tuesday, 18 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i braid my ass hair. i wrote a note about it on my nuts with a marker for my girlfriend. she loves it. ;)

― moo by, Saturday, 22 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Fucking Sick.

― Dan, Monday, 24 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Dear God:

― Graham, Monday, 24 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I only wish there was a way to do it without worrying about the grow back affect quite so soon.
-- George Genius (rey13_1999@yahoo.com), June 18, 2002.

There is a way. Waxing.
what about Nad's no heat hair removal cream. Green goo! I saw the telly commercial in which they used it to take off a guy's ear hair, and some of a woman's eyebrows - I wondered why it isn't marketed to men for facial hair removal since it seems to be comparatively gentle, and of course much longer lasting than shaving. If I did or wanted to do any hair removal I would buy this stuff.
― haloist, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

unitalicise

― , Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Tom - delete N.

― david h, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Sorry, my mistake - delete Tracer, but I suppose, while you're at it...

― david, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

we're baaccckkk

nad's is an ozzie invention - a mum invented it for her daughters monobrow and it helped cure her "emotional problems"

― Queen Don't you point those squiggly things at G, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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Boring but functional.

― Graham, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Well i tried it. I shaved my hairs From my dick. Oh my god it herts alot but its a good idea it looks biger my. i had a 7 inch. Dick and know it looks like a 10 inc. dick i am so amaised that shaving the hairs from your dick, your dick looks bigger. Thanks to all.

― Jose Piralta, Wednesday, 26 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh my god it herts alot
well you should've used Nad's.

― haloist, Thursday, 27 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Well Ive read this post and started to "trim up" when I heard a bit of chirping coming from my genitals. I thought, "oh goodness, my genitals are chirping!" But to my surprise it was a baby bird and a nest that had been made in my crotch hairs. I should have trimme dup before my crotch became a nest!

― Will, Thursday, 4 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

You think that the itching from shaving is aggravating? Hell then you should try the annoyance of the fluttering of baby birds wings in your privates. Trim up guys! You don't want to have to take care of tiny birds in your crotch!

― Will, Thursday, 4 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't understand the itching - I have no problem.

Try using shave cream & moisturizer - my gal dig's it!

― racer, Thursday, 11 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

do you guys shave yr anal hairs so you don't get dingballs in them?

― Queen G of the Billabong Bunyip, Friday, 12 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i want to have sex bad i jack off a lot to gay pics

― , Sunday, 14 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I just wanted to put in that guys that shave/trim are either insecure and/or thoughful. It depends on the guy and the relationship/or the reasons for doing it. I mean, I like the idea of having a guy that doesn't have a forest and that wouldn't mind the idea of trimming it down, or even going bare, especially if the guy expects the girl to do the bare look. It is only fair... if the guy wants the girl to do something like that, (as I have read, make us itch) then he better be willing to do the same. It is all about compromise and trying to make something work... why else would you do something unless it was to make someone else happy??? My answer is that is doesn't make or break a guy's potential just based on what he decides to do with his hair... we simply are not that shallow of people.

― Janet Channing, Friday, 19 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Wow... a post that actually has to do with the original question. Haven't seen one of those in ages!

I'm a guy, and I'm all for trimming. It's fun, the ladies (or at least my lady) love it, and it just seems all around better than going the 'eau de natural' route. I mean hey, if both sexes can spend hours upon hours preening over the hair on their heads... why not do the same downstairs? The one thing I've always been curious about (and, coincidentally, what led me to stumble upon this site) is if any guys "style" it at all; not braiding or breaking out the picking comb... but trimming or shaving any sort of design or style into it. Again, we're not talking about curly-Q's and the like, just something different than the standard triangle. Thoughts? Comments?

― Michael Bolton, Friday, 19 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Braiding! Ha!

― Dan Perry, Friday, 19 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

How about that "Epil Stop" product a seen on TV? I trim with one of those small electric trimmers and have shaved also

― Wild N' Crazy Guy, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

OK, I don't think I've ever laughed so much in my life... Or gone "eww" at certain comments.

Anyway, Mr. Happy has had a little trim, and for me, it does make it look bigger. Now he can don his hat and sunglasses, go out into the big wide world and smile at the girlies.

...Or not.

Seriously, if you're gonna trim it, try to keep it in line with the rest of your body hair. I've done this, and it looks a bit odd, but in a way kinda normal! lol.

I've yet to find out if my girlfriend approves of my penile modification. Anyone have any ideas how it shall be received? With approval or disgust?

My main reason for doing this is because the annoying hairs just irritate me because they occasionally get tangled or caught out the side of my boxers, etc. and I just want to be free of that. If you get what I mean.

I looked at it after I'd given it a haircut, and it did look quite bigger. But if you've ever looked at it in a mirror, from the side, it usually does look bigger from a different angle. Again, if you get what I mean.

Happy stubble rubbing!

-winkle

― wrinklywinkle, Saturday, 27 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

OMFG! I was looking up how men should trim their hair and I came up with this. This is the most hilarious thread ever. To all the people who braid their pubic hairs, asshairs, etc. thats sick! Anyways, trimming roxors and you should only shave if you have lice or mental problem(s). Oh, and people who shave to make their penises look bigger have problems too :P Hey wait a min...that would make guys who trim thoughtful...but.......im supposed to be evil..right? D'oh?!

― Eric, Monday, 29 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I am a 34 year old married man, I have been shaving my pubic hair for over 5 years now, I started doing it for a laugh to spice up my sex life. It feels really great, looks great and I have never had any itching or burning problems. I shave my back, bum and anus as well as my balls etc. I have used an epilator for around my dick and for my stomach, a little painful but bearable! I have recently atarted trimming my chest hair as well. I like the smooth look. If anyone wants a picture of me then I can oblidge to prove the point! I would definitely classify myself as thoughtful, if it makes sex nicer for me then it will by default be nicer for my wife.

― Darryl Strong, Tuesday, 30 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Did no one NOTICE that Michael Bolton responded to this thread?

― M. Wolf, Tuesday, 30 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

why? Who's Michael Bolton?

― Ryan Howitt, Saturday, 3 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Proof that a nightmare of history has at last been forgotten.

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 3 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Well my girlfriend and I have made a deal that if I want her to shave her pubic hair then I have to shave mine, and I just trimmed mine yesterday and she says it looks bigger. I'm not sure I wanna make that big step of losing all my hair though...Not until she does it first anyways. And yes it does look bigger, and definitely more tidy down there.

― Ryan Howitt, Sunday, 4 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

''Proof that a nightmare of history has at last been forgotten.''

the world is a happier place. yes, it is :)

― Julio Desouza, Sunday, 4 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

two weeks pass...

I shaved my ass hair and my dick i will never shave my dick hair again because it itched and hurt. But i continue on the ass hair.

― Brian, Monday, 19 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I just shaved my dick thank you u made my day now its nice and smooth

― Brian, Monday, 19 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

An update!

I keep myself trimmed with a beard trimmer. Chest, stomach, pubes, and pits. It's turned into one of those things that's hard to stop. I have received NO negative remarks. In fact, I've only gotten positive comments. One person said I looked great either way, which is probably true for everyone. But don't we all get our hair cut and/or colored? Don't most of us exercise? Aren't there myriad things we do to alter our appearance to match our self-image?

Yes, variety is important, but if you like yourself better trimmed, then do it. It is certainly one of the most benign, reversable personal appearance decisions you can make!

― Joe in SF, Wednesday, 21 August 2002 17:50 (twenty-three years ago)

The thread that will never die

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 21 August 2002 21:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Shall I go and delete the link on this thread on Greenspun to this thread here so that they can take over?

― Graham (graham), Wednesday, 21 August 2002 23:24 (twenty-three years ago)

I imagine this thread will one day be as legendary as All Your Base or Eat My Balls or Im trippin my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 21 August 2002 23:41 (twenty-three years ago)

two months pass...

i'm 13 and I just shave my pubic hair, I was wondering how long until it grows back?

― Connor, Sunday, 3 November 2002 02:30 (twenty-three years ago)

never

― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 3 November 2002 02:52 (twenty-three years ago)

c onner - how will you ever make money selling yourself to 50 year olds now that your pubic hair has been deflowered and will grow back harder than copper wire?

― Queen G (Queeng), Sunday, 3 November 2002 05:55 (twenty-three years ago)

I just tried trimming and now im itching..right away!!! shaving completely probably wouldnt but trimming leaves litting sharp hairs...how long does this last and how can you ease hte itching??

― H.P., Monday, 11 November 2002 05:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Tracer, this is all your fault.

― toraneko (toraneko), Monday, 11 November 2002 11:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Ahha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha I have never laughed so much in all my life, why didn't I notice this thread before? Ah ha ha ha ha ha x 1000000000000000000000000

― Plinky (Plinky), Monday, 11 November 2002 11:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Here is your miracle fix. Not that I've tried it.

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 11 November 2002 16:26 (twenty-three years ago)

three weeks pass...

Well I trim my pubic hair and shave my dick, balls and ass and my girlfriend loves it. I shaved my balls in collage but had never trimed my pubic area until my g/f sugested it. She used a beard trimmer set to the #6 setting and it makes it very uniform. I am not very hairy so it does not look strange on me. You won't believe how much hair is on the shaft of your dick until you start to shave it. It makes sex feel great! I don't know if I look bigger or not but I know my g/f spends more time down there now. Funny, the yard boy was just saying that if you trim the weeds from around the trunk the tree looks taller! Give it a try!

― Travis, Thursday, 5 December 2002 18:24 (twenty-three years ago)

TEND SKIN is amazing on facial razor bumps!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 5 December 2002 18:32 (twenty-three years ago)

I shaved my balls in collage

THAT'S dedication, folks.

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 5 December 2002 18:34 (twenty-three years ago)

this thread is insane.

― webcrack (music=crack), Thursday, 5 December 2002 22:42 (twenty-three years ago)

i';M IN a public (not ppubiuc! so lame ahahahahaha) library rite now and laughing my head off this tthread IS DA BEST EVAH!!!

― Vic, Friday, 6 December 2002 02:04 (twenty-three years ago)

yes, don't ever trim yr balls with the hair clippers on 0 - an under-under cut is not what one is aiming for, normally

― Queen G (Queeng), Friday, 6 December 2002 06:28 (twenty-three years ago)

I never paid much attention to it until I dated a guy that was “well kept” down there. Now if I go down on a guy in it’s a jungle and you need a machete to get to the temple I can tell you I don’t have much interest in staying to worship. I am completely shaved and I don’t think I would want to see a guy bald but nice and tidy is wonderful!

― KimKane, Monday, 9 December 2002 14:38 (twenty-three years ago)

lol, what a wicked post..

shaving pubic hair i think is cool, its one of the many neglected areas about a guys body. i understand the idea of girls liking the manly figure, but its annoying having a load of hair n that all the time..

my view.. trim it to look decent, and out the way, dont let it grow long or it wont pay off with the girls.

― JJ Evans, Thursday, 12 December 2002 23:56 (twenty-three years ago)

But what if I take pills to GROW MY PENIS AN XTRA 10 TO 12 INCHES!!!.... NATURALLY!..

then trimming won't matter.

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 13 December 2002 02:19 (twenty-three years ago)

But if you trim, then it will look like it grew 17 INCHES. What girl wouldn't want that?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 13 December 2002 14:57 (twenty-three years ago)

I recently had mine permed. I got the Mike Brady look going on the old beanbag.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 13 December 2002 15:20 (twenty-three years ago)

What girl wouldn't want that?

Just because you allegedly look like Long Dong Silver doesn't mean you should think like him.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 December 2002 16:15 (twenty-three years ago)

three weeks pass...

man o man, took me like a half hour to read all this, but i have to say, amusing or wha? *lol*

and like ragget said, length isn't everything. personally, i'd rather have a guy who was just a lil above average, not ginormous.

and somewhere it was mentioned bout nads... well. i've never tried it out on the nether regions, but i've done the regular old leg thing and it hurts just as much as waxing.. the good thing bout it though... you can eat it! you know that? how neat eh?

hmm, and i have to say, i found this thread cause i was looking fer some advice on pube shaving, i've shaved before but it was just the old razor way and its not cool having to do it every day, bah and stubble is horrid, for me as well as for him...

and, though i've never had, i think that shaved balls would be awesome! they're my fav part on a guy and the hair in the mouth is a bit nasty sometimes. just trimming the rest of it, or going au natural would be fine by me though.. i don't mind a bit of hair... but, no braiding pls. *laugh*

― Kawaii KoNeko, Friday, 3 January 2003 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

wait, you eat your leg hair?

― maura (maura), Friday, 3 January 2003 21:04 (twenty-two years ago)

(Just nod and smile, Maura...)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 3 January 2003 21:05 (twenty-two years ago)

*laugh*

― dwh (dwh), Friday, 3 January 2003 21:18 (twenty-two years ago)

yes. i eat my leg hair. just like a cow. saves on the cost of razor blades.

and dwh, got a prob with the "*laugh*"? its just my version of :), which i hate.

― Kawaii KoNeko (Kawaii KoNeko), Friday, 3 January 2003 21:41 (twenty-two years ago)

haha

― dwh (dwh), Friday, 3 January 2003 21:43 (twenty-two years ago)

The Acceptance That it's OK To Be Cruel to the People on "The Google Threads": Classic or Dud?

― dwh (dwh), Friday, 3 January 2003 21:44 (twenty-two years ago)

'Acceptance', obv.

― dwh (dwh), Friday, 3 January 2003 21:44 (twenty-two years ago)

No one's being cruel! "Nod and smile" is a pretty standard response from me in the face of something I find baffling.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 3 January 2003 21:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, I know, Dan, I was being light-hearted, by saying 'cruel' I meant there's this general slight-ache feeling on the "Google threads" that the people who pop up will only stay for that message and a preceding few messages on the thread, which is generally true, but maybe they would stay if.

― dwh (dwh), Friday, 3 January 2003 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

It was me who was being 'cruel', kinda.

― dwh (dwh), Friday, 3 January 2003 21:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Obnoxious, at least.

― dwh (dwh), Friday, 3 January 2003 21:53 (twenty-two years ago)

hair: it's what's for dinner.

― Curtis Stephens, Saturday, 4 January 2003 02:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, if some people can make life out of eating sheep's balls, then we shouldn't be talking, yo.

― donut bitch (donut), Saturday, 4 January 2003 02:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Newfs, no one understands them.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Saturday, 4 January 2003 02:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Q~ Why did the Newfie banker climb so many trees?

A~ He wanted to be a branch manager.

hardyharhar...

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 4 January 2003 02:47 (twenty-two years ago)

LOL.
Can you tell what industry Kim and I work in?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Saturday, 4 January 2003 03:34 (twenty-two years ago)

yo yo, no dissing the newfs.. ain't nothing wrong with em, b'y! *lol* and btw, don't be breaking out the newfie jokes unless you got a big supply, cause nobody beats a newf at telling newfie jokes. *laugh* believe me! oh my... you ppl crack me up. *smile* and hair isn't so bad if you use chicken and rib bbq sauce... same goes for sheep balls. *lmao*

― Kawaii KoNeko (Kawaii KoNeko), Saturday, 4 January 2003 06:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Tracer, I kiss you. (no not there)

― M Matos (M Matos), Saturday, 4 January 2003 06:53 (twenty-two years ago)

oh, and yes, I have shaved. itches like fuck. (trimming is necessary sometimes, though--my hair grows very fast, as my barber grandfather and uncle have both noted)

― M Matos (M Matos), Saturday, 4 January 2003 07:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Ermmmm I sorta shaved down below and it itches and rubs like hell...lol

― Ali scally, Saturday, 4 January 2003 12:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Ermmmm I sorta shaved down below and it itches and rubs like hell...lol dont do it its not worth it!!

― Ali scally, Saturday, 4 January 2003 12:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Hurrah! Can someone resurrect the bras thread too please?

― Mark C (Mark C), Saturday, 4 January 2003 13:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I want to try using halwah to trim my pubic hair sometimes, like the Arabs do. (It was once explained to me that the halwah with the nuts is for eating, but the halwah without the nuts is mostly for hair removal.)

― Rockist Scientist, Saturday, 4 January 2003 19:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Of course past the age of 25 the hair starts thinning on it's own and becomes straighter.

Really? 37 and have not noticed. I do yank out an occasional gray strand.

― Rockist Scientist, Saturday, 4 January 2003 19:21 (twenty-two years ago)

though--my hair grows very fast, as my barber grandfather and uncle have both noted

ummmm... what hair are we talking about at this point?

― dyson (dyson), Saturday, 4 January 2003 19:55 (twenty-two years ago)

vics vaporub eases the itching.

― Queen G (Queeng), Sunday, 5 January 2003 01:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I have shaved "down there." Massively unpleasant. For several weeks afterwards, whenever I got goosepimples, my flesh would BURN.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 5 January 2003 01:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Guys are always sayin they like women shaved, it is very considerate for a man to shave or atleast trim. Better yet it's a lot of fun if you trim each other. ;-)

― wounded (woundedheart), Sunday, 5 January 2003 20:48 (twenty-two years ago)

three months pass...

I trimmed my pubic hair once, unfortunately i couldn't control myself and ended up trimmig my anal hair too. I do not recommend trimming the anal hair, itches like hell when you walk.

― Herodo, Saturday, 19 April 2003 23:40 (twenty-two years ago)

HAHA I was just thinking this thread was way overdue for a friendly revive..

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 20 April 2003 00:11 (twenty-two years ago)

What about the opposite? Something like pubic hair extensions or a toupee? That would be classy.

― Skottie, Sunday, 20 April 2003 06:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Merkins to thread.

― hstencil, Sunday, 20 April 2003 06:54 (twenty-two years ago)

corn rows?

― Skottie, Sunday, 20 April 2003 07:02 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...

Just read the whole thread (no lie)as I have just trimmed my pubic hairs, pulled a few out with tweezers too, they dont seem to itch but the ones I trimmed really low, like cut from the bottom of the hair well I get the ocassional itch.
I think the person saying about eating Nad's meant it I myself have it and have eaten some, it's really tasty -seriously try it!.
I use Nads on those pubic hairs that are strays, don't fit in with my V(ish) shape. Also used it on the balls however it's not very effective there. It seems very effective on the skin between your balls and your crack though!
Do you think I should go for it all off?(I wanna feel the smoothness)

― Michael Bolton Sucks, Thursday, 22 May 2003 15:57 (twenty-two years ago)

This is what some guys have said
http://truthordare.dyndns.org/t-or-d/frames.html?http://truthordare.dyndns.org/t-or-d/truthdare/cache/00102461179200032000.html

― Michael Bolton Sucks, Thursday, 22 May 2003 16:05 (twenty-two years ago)

The thread that keeps on giving...

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 22 May 2003 16:36 (twenty-two years ago)

90% of it's just Tracer posting under different names. What a card!

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 22 May 2003 16:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't go for it all. Itchy, stubbly, weird-looking.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 22 May 2003 16:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Most threads are like that, actually, Yanc3y.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 22 May 2003 16:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Is that Ally? Am I me???

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 22 May 2003 16:44 (twenty-two years ago)

http://abcnews.go.com/images/spacer.gif

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Thursday, 22 May 2003 16:44 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.washspkrs.com/images/speakers/jennings.jpg

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Thursday, 22 May 2003 16:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Does Peter Jenning go pubeless?

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 22 May 2003 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Just stumbled upon this page after search for "Clint Eastwood"...

I'm amazed, amused & troubled you've managed to keep it going for so long.

Always please remember to leave a small patch of hair at the base of the spine to prevent Diminutive Penile Suffocation.

Totally shaved swimmer D. Goodhew wears a tiny 'Lumbar Merkin' which is clearly visible in any good quality 'bum-shot'.

― Dr. Matt Black, Monday, 2 June 2003 22:31 (twenty-two years ago)

The thread that refuses to stop keeping on keeping on !giving!.

― Cozen (Cozen), Monday, 2 June 2003 22:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Damn! Looks like this thread is assimilating Google instead of the reverse.

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 3 June 2003 01:04 (twenty-two years ago)

six months pass...

LUMBAR MERKIN??

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 01:45 (twenty-two years ago)

oh the hilarity

i feel like waxing my balls for some reason

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 01:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm now thinking of growing a nutsack afro and maybe throwing a headband around it for the NBA look. Whaddya think?

Only good if you name your genitals "Big Ben."

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 01:58 (twenty-two years ago)

My opinion hasn't changed.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 9 December 2003 03:31 (twenty-two years ago)

what i don't get is who cares if it looks bigger? it's still going to feel the same.

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 03:32 (twenty-two years ago)

MEN WHO TRIM THEIR PUBIC HAIR 2004. COME ON Y'ALL.. IT'S A NEW GENERATION ALMOST!

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 03:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm gonna need two haircuts to wear my new bathing suit! (not really)

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 08:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, cutting the hair on your head for a swimsuit is silly, Spencer.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 9 December 2003 14:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I think he meant dick and ass.

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 14:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I hate ILX.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 9 December 2003 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Kisses!

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 14:46 (twenty-two years ago)

three weeks pass...

Stop shaving . Grow your bush it is totally hot

― marv, Monday, 5 January 2004 22:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I love ILX.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 5 January 2004 23:33 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread is like the Dark Side Of The Moon of ILX. It will always be selling and charting for eternity.

― donut bitch (donut), Monday, 5 January 2004 23:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I like a full, natural thatch. It's ace. You can exfoliate while giving head.

― Badger (Badger), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 00:27 (twenty-one years ago)

My pee pee is getting tangled up right about NOW. OUCHERS!

― Francis Watlington (Francis Watlington), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 02:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Tracer Hand, I hate you.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 6 January 2004 07:13 (twenty-one years ago)

posting on this thread makes me uncomfortable, as uncomfortable as the regrowth after pubic shaving! trimming is good, and can help with sensitivity, but don't shave! only horrible things can happen!

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 10:03 (twenty-one years ago)

two months pass...

Amusing.

― MJM, Friday, 19 March 2004 19:49 (twenty-one years ago)

see what happens if guys who trim (what a twee word) thier pubes are either thoughtful about their insecurities or insecure about their thoughtfulness.... these questions remain in search of the boppity bush

― Queen G of the morning after, Saturday, 20 March 2004 08:36 (twenty-one years ago)

What about relaxers and permanent waves? And how would you wear a do-rag?

― Skottie, Sunday, 21 March 2004 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

My boyfriend trimmed his pubes unasked for the first time in 5 years. I was just a bit bewildered to be honest and didn't notice any particular difference.

― Kit, Tuesday, 23 March 2004 00:26 (twenty-one years ago)

the ambiguities in your sentence are many

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 00:30 (twenty-one years ago)

See, ESOJ, that Comp Lit degreed proved useful after all.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 01:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I really had no idea there was so much to say about pubic hair, to be honest.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 23 March 2004 03:26 (twenty-one years ago)

The book of pubic hair is long and boring.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 04:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Enuff to get a cameo from Queen G!

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 06:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I am so sleep deprived I insisted on reading that as 'Queen Latifah' and was puzzled.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

two months pass...

I wish I would have read this post before shaving my moustache. Boy does my nose look huge!!

― Mickey Dee, Sunday, 20 June 2004 14:37 (twenty-one years ago)

to the people that say they shave their ass.. um... how?

― Bloodclaart Gangsta Youth Club (don), Sunday, 20 June 2004 15:02 (twenty-one years ago)

roto rooter

― j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Sunday, 20 June 2004 15:04 (twenty-one years ago)

well. i don't quite know what to say. you crazy kids!

― gem (trisk), Sunday, 20 June 2004 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Have you ever balded yourself for a woman?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 24 June 2004 04:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Shaving: kinda dud-ish
Trimming: classic

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 24 June 2004 04:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Y'all be aware that Lee Perry, in fact, cannot die.

― hairyDancer, Thursday, 24 June 2004 04:34 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...

Now you know what I'm doing with my Sat night

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Date: 2004-07-25, 12:31AM PDT

Woman really get into guy with a clean trimmed crotch and smooth balls. Its kind of a hassle and difficult to do yourself. I do a pretty good job, safe, sane, and chill. Takes 20 minutes.

No sex, just a trim and shave. Not for hire, it's free.

Me: 5'9 150 38yo, italian, masculine, muscular, chill guy

it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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― Vic, Sunday, 25 July 2004 07:32 (twenty-one years ago)

"pretty good job," man? fuck that. if yr gonna work on me i don't want you "chill," i want you on fucking point, k?

― g--ff (gcannon), Sunday, 25 July 2004 07:43 (twenty-one years ago)

"Not for hire. it's free" - but he sounds so eager (twenty minutes?) I think he should be the one paying.

― Vic, Sunday, 25 July 2004 07:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I really don't want any guy who uses "chill" as an adjective touching my balls...even "chill" used as a verb is pushing it.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Sunday, 25 July 2004 08:15 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't know what you're all worried about. at least you can rest assured it will be a "sane" job.

― gem (trisk), Sunday, 25 July 2004 08:17 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, the "insane" guys probably just castrate you with a straight razor.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Sunday, 25 July 2004 08:20 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.sitemeter.com/stats/default.asp?action=stats&site=s11pubichair

― cºzen (Cozen), Sunday, 25 July 2004 08:31 (twenty-one years ago)

nine months pass...

In honor of...well, nothing, but anyway.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 30 April 2005 05:04 (twenty years ago)

Ned. I'm trying to figure the mood you're in that made you revive this, but I'm stumped.

― happy fun ball (kenan), Saturday, 30 April 2005 05:15 (twenty years ago)

Ned's trying to casually introduce the topic, Kenan. I think he has sometyhing to say to us.

― Markelby (Mark C), Saturday, 30 April 2005 07:54 (twenty years ago)

Actually I just followed the link from the "all pubes are grey" thread.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 30 April 2005 12:25 (twenty years ago)

Wow, this thread has amazing staying power.

― Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Saturday, 30 April 2005 13:14 (twenty years ago)

Remington Men's Body Hair Trimmer and Shaver

"The total body hair trimmer - be more attractive naked"
"Smarten up excess growth on legs, bum, hand and feet"
"Trim the pubic area and emphasise the important bits"

― David Merryweather (DavidM), Saturday, 30 April 2005 14:47 (twenty years ago)

re: anal dreads - they don't comb out, so just break em off every month or so when it's time to harvest.

― Amon (eman), Saturday, 30 April 2005 15:16 (twenty years ago)

OH MY GOD ANAL DREADS

― Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Saturday, 30 April 2005 15:46 (twenty years ago)

three months pass...

http://www.tempcity.com/bitchless/index.php?s=3562fbdeb6174510844584763d9d529b&act=Attach&type=post&id=211

― jed_ (jed), Thursday, 25 August 2005 01:03 (twenty years ago)

i dunno why everyone's talking about the shock of seeing pubes in that picture, when no one seems to commenting on the Bush lizard-man hybrid hanging at the back...

― pj mac (pj mac), Thursday, 25 August 2005 10:36 (twenty years ago)

THe silliest comment I heard about not trimming your hair was a comment made on the Ciara wardrobe malfuntion. Yes, I know she's a woman. But anyway:

Maybe she doesn't have sex, that's why it's not neat down there.

ROFL!

― nathalie starts to cry each time we meet (stevie nixed), Thursday, 25 August 2005 10:39 (twenty years ago)

Thats John McCain dude

― Frankness mcStereo, Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:06 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

i still haven't done it. i think i probably never will.

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:48 (eighteen years ago)

Thanks for the update! We were wondering.

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:49 (eighteen years ago)

what are these guys pullin outta the drain every morning?

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:50 (eighteen years ago)

kenanbait

― That one guy that quit, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:50 (eighteen years ago)

wait a minute haha i have a hernia operation in a month's time. watch this space.

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:53 (eighteen years ago)

jaymcbait

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:54 (eighteen years ago)

I had a friend who gave himself a trim. The next thing you know, he's obsessed- shaves his chest and legs, buys a bicycle, starts eating porridge three meals a day, and eventually goes to a salon to receive the perfect triangle.

-- hans on Tuesday, October 16, 2001 12:00 AM (5 years ago)

Porridge?

-- Ally on Tuesday, October 16, 2001 12:00 AM (5 years ago)

This made me chuckle as I was saying "Porridge?" to myself before I got to Ally's post.

― onimo, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 17:05 (eighteen years ago)

... something to do having to wear a kilt perhaps?

― Tom D., Tuesday, 13 March 2007 17:06 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha so i went to my pre-surgery assessment this morning and guess what

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 12:55 (eighteen years ago)

Porridge?

― StanM, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 13:03 (eighteen years ago)

Get them to shave a hand shape into it.

― Mark C, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 13:05 (eighteen years ago)

Tracer, I had a hernia done about 3 years ago. It was traumatic to look down for maybe 2 months.

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:45 (eighteen years ago)

I had one last year. It's not that traumatic.

― Michael White, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:47 (eighteen years ago)

A hernia or a pubic shave?

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:48 (eighteen years ago)

Hernia then pubic shave then hernia operation, Ned, if you're so interested. ;)

― Michael White, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:49 (eighteen years ago)

why are hernias so popular? should i get one?

― GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:50 (eighteen years ago)

No. They're a pain in the, uh, groin.

― Michael White, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:51 (eighteen years ago)

They're good for free pity for about 5 days tho.

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:02 (eighteen years ago)

this surgery is completely ruining my playing time in the upcoming baseball season >:(

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:07 (eighteen years ago)

I am having my balls cut off tomorrow so I have baldied them in preparation.

― onimo, Thursday, 15 March 2007 11:33 (eighteen years ago)

-:0

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 15 March 2007 11:35 (eighteen years ago)

shall we call you nim from now on then?

― StanM, Thursday, 15 March 2007 11:36 (eighteen years ago)

nim?

Not quite cut off. I'm having my Catholic breeding urges curtailed by vasectomy. In my head it's still "cutting my balls off" as there isn't really any point in having them afterwards iykwim.

― onimo, Thursday, 15 March 2007 11:38 (eighteen years ago)

stan that was genius

― gff, Thursday, 15 March 2007 17:29 (eighteen years ago)

i am very tempted to start a "vasectomies: insecure or thoughtful" thread

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 15 March 2007 17:31 (eighteen years ago)

It's a vision.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 15 March 2007 17:32 (eighteen years ago)

stan that was genius

I only just got it. I R SLOW.

The guys at work have been telling me lots of My Vasectomy Hell stories to cheer me up.

― onimo, Thursday, 15 March 2007 17:34 (eighteen years ago)

It's not so bad. Being able to ditch condoms forever is CLASSIC.

― Rock Hardy, Thursday, 15 March 2007 18:27 (eighteen years ago)

this thread makes me want a brazilian

― jiminey bigpants, Thursday, 15 March 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

nim?

Not quite cut off.

o-/-nim-/-o ?

― StanM, Thursday, 15 March 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

thoughtful.

that D and G picture above is ABSURD.

― Surmounter, Monday, 16 June 2008 21:15 (seventeen years ago)

It's not really a thing, IMO, unless they're like ?uestlove down there.

― Abbott, Monday, 16 June 2008 21:53 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.cynical-c.com/archives/bloggraphics/afro4.jpg

― kenan, Monday, 16 June 2008 21:56 (seventeen years ago)

I vote NO on proposition THAT.

― Abbott, Monday, 16 June 2008 21:58 (seventeen years ago)

this thread has some of the best googlers of all time

either that or ken c on a lot of coffee

― J0hn D., Monday, 16 June 2008 21:59 (seventeen years ago)

I AM CURIOUS TO KNOW WHAT PROMPTED THE REVIVAL OF THIS THREAD

― asey, Monday, 16 June 2008 23:12 (seventeen years ago)

Surmounter.

― Abbott, Monday, 16 June 2008 23:41 (seventeen years ago)

dude if I don't trim that shit it looks like a there's a dick sticking out of albert einstein's head

― burt_stanton, Monday, 16 June 2008 23:48 (seventeen years ago)

What was the smartest thing ever to come out of Einstein's mouth?

Neils Bohr's cock.

― Abbott, Monday, 16 June 2008 23:51 (seventeen years ago)

daaaaamn

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 16 June 2008 23:52 (seventeen years ago)

Thoughtful. Look guys, if you want a little considerate attention paid to little mr., then just maaaaybe you should look into cleaning up the landing pad a bit, eh? Same goes for the girls, really.

― libcrypt, Tuesday, 17 June 2008 01:47 (seventeen years ago)

burt stanton has grey pubic hair?

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 17 June 2008 03:04 (seventeen years ago)

Ohmysweetjesus, WHY is the dude from The Da Vinci Code *movie* in the D&G ad?!
To sum up my opinion on hair down there;
Thoughtful. Look guys, if you want a little considerate attention paid to little mr., then just maaaaybe you should look into cleaning up the landing pad a bit, eh?
But uh, lets remember that too little is kind of ew.

― VeronaInTheClub, Tuesday, 17 June 2008 03:47 (seventeen years ago)

eleven months pass...

...the best a man can get?

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 28 May 2009 21:00 (sixteen years ago)

so glad I clicked off of that before it could load since I'm still at work

― Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Thursday, 28 May 2009 21:08 (sixteen years ago)

the original question implies that men cannot be insecure and thoughtful at the same time

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 28 May 2009 21:15 (sixteen years ago)

Stop shaving . Grow your bush it is totally hot

― marv, Monday, January 5, 2004 5:59 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^^why we need a "suggest hall of fame" button

― worm? lol (J0hn D.), Thursday, 28 May 2009 21:16 (sixteen years ago)

re: anal dreads - they don't comb out, so just break em off every month or so when it's time to harvest.

― Amon (eman), Saturday, April 30, 2005 11:16 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

what

― harbl, Thursday, 28 May 2009 21:20 (sixteen years ago)

he only shit once a month

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 28 May 2009 21:21 (sixteen years ago)

we need that bro back to explain

― velko, Thursday, 28 May 2009 21:21 (sixteen years ago)

Ha, the motions/shape/proportions of Gilette video dude made me think of Randy Marsh:

http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/1113_dad_on_heroin_game.jpg

― cant go with u too many alfbrees (Abbott), Thursday, 28 May 2009 21:22 (sixteen years ago)

Stop shaving . Grow your bush it is totally hot

― marv, Monday, January 5, 2004 5:59 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^^why we need a "suggest hall of fame" button

― worm? lol (J0hn D.), Thursday, May 28, 2009 9:16 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

agreed. also this should be the new board description of I LOVE TMI

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 28 May 2009 21:24 (sixteen years ago)

agreed

― Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Thursday, 28 May 2009 21:25 (sixteen years ago)

hopefully gillette vid dude did not have two children watching him

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 28 May 2009 21:26 (sixteen years ago)

like randy marsh does

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 28 May 2009 21:35 (sixteen years ago)

is it okay to shave your pubes in front of a baby?

― hazmat yayo (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 28 May 2009 21:36 (sixteen years ago)

― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Thursday, 28 May 2009 21:51 (sixteen years ago)

babies: they r smarter than they look.

― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Thursday, 28 May 2009 21:54 (sixteen years ago)

the cartoon demo guy had a bad case of pixelitis.

― Orin Boyd (jel --), Thursday, 28 May 2009 21:55 (sixteen years ago)

three years pass...

debating this

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 18 October 2012 01:11 (thirteen years ago)

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