"GOTHICK 4 LIFE, BITCH"

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Darque Dungeon.

I'm still not exactly sure what it all means.. but um.. there.

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 09:26 (twenty-two years ago)

That is so classick!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 09:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh. My. God. That is sooo fine.

― Ricardo (RickyT), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 09:51 (twenty-two years ago)

It's funny because it's TRUE!!

― Sarah (starry), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 10:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Oooh so classick!

― Baaderist (Fabfunk), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 10:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 10:24 (twenty-two years ago)

oh jesus wumpscut.

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 11:16 (twenty-two years ago)

once I find some of my old pictures I'm starting a 'your secret gothic shame' picture thread.

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 15:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I am so there

― Baaderist (Fabfunk), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 15:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Out you gothicksies!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 15:15 (twenty-two years ago)

"she mustn't discover that i'm a trance fan" - ha ha haaaa 100% classic.
i'm sending that to all my old goth-in-denial friends.

― dyson (dyson), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 15:18 (twenty-two years ago)

HAHA CLASSIC. I wonder if my friend who has a goth parody band has seen this.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 15:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Make sure to check out the original Jack Chick tract for comparison, linked at the top of the parody.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)

To save 10 seconds of searching

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 15:39 (twenty-two years ago)

IMMEDIACY!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 15:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow that's fantastic!

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 15:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha all modern goths are trance fans, they just don't realise it!

― Ricardo (RickyT), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 15:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought the Bauhaus poster would have been in the original..

― Baaderist (Fabfunk), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 15:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Hi-larious. I never had a goth stage, dammit. I should start now.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 15:52 (twenty-two years ago)

This one is pretty great:
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0086/0086_01.asp

― Baaderist (Fabfunk), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 16:18 (twenty-two years ago)

"Marcie, don't be a pussy. You are whinier than my livejournal" is thee best line.

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 16:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Indeed!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 16:23 (twenty-two years ago)

there was a "personal of the day" on some website's sidebar recently that featured Kittyvibes, whose come-on runs thus: "if I could be anywhere right now I'd be in Japan, wearing a huge poofy gothic Lolita dress" wtf is a huge poofy gothic Lolita dress

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 16:26 (twenty-two years ago)

don't ask, dude.

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 16:29 (twenty-two years ago)

"Roll saving throw against BEATDOWN!"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 16:31 (twenty-two years ago)

[*] [*] [*]
ooops. Botch.

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

entire thread takes 1d20 points of damage.

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 17:24 (twenty-two years ago)

doompha doompha

― Sarah (starry), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 17:24 (twenty-two years ago)

"HAHA CLASSIC. I wonder if my friend who has a goth parody band has seen this."
what's the band's name? my friend andy and i are starting a goth parody band called "terror for president"

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

genius.

"Skinny Doggie"

― martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 18:16 (twenty-two years ago)

My favorite PANEL is of course:

http://www.epsilonminus.com/darquedungeon/dd_15.gif

Where's Julio?

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 18:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha ha classic!

I don't know if I should be laughing though, because my mom was making fun of me yesterday for looking too goth.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 18:19 (twenty-two years ago)

! You'd think you could get beyond parents questioning your mode of dress at some point.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 18:51 (twenty-two years ago)

As for my favorite panel, for the detail up in the upper left corner:

http://www.epsilonminus.com/darquedungeon/dd_5.gif

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 18:51 (twenty-two years ago)

what's the band's name? my friend andy and i are starting a goth parody band called "terror for president"

They're The Gothsicles.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 18:56 (twenty-two years ago)

! You'd think you could get beyond parents questioning your mode of dress at some point.

It's not how I was dressed, I kind of overdid with my hair and now it is a really intense red. So she was just kind of joking with me, but I suppose it does look kind of goth.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Time to do the spider dance!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 19:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I like my music HARD and DARK, like my fucking soul!

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 19:21 (twenty-two years ago)

GRRR.

There should be a Rough Guide to hip-hop/pop videos that are goth.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 19:24 (twenty-two years ago)

NKOTB's "The Right Stuff": based simply on Jordan wearing the Bauhaus shirt.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 19:26 (twenty-two years ago)

The essential starting point, but what would the rest be?

(MC Hammer's Addams Family theme song NOT to thread.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

thriller to thread

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 19:29 (twenty-two years ago)

There was that Backstreet Boys video "Everybody" that was all ghouled out.

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 19:29 (twenty-two years ago)

and of course, ROCKWELL "Somebody's Watching Me"

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 19:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Hm...new thread time I think!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 19:31 (twenty-two years ago)

(Ok, that's not really hip-hop/pop...sorry)

(Ned is on it)

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 19:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Go forth and post.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 19:34 (twenty-two years ago)

the line about Stabbing Westward is my fave

― rejoinder, Thursday, 5 February 2004 03:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Gothic Black Poofy Lolita Dress:

http://ew2.lysator.liu.se/loth/p/i/piechal/dress.jpg

― Dave M. (rotten03), Thursday, 5 February 2004 04:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, I loved the lyrics to Headhunter surreptitiously in the corner also =) Great strip, this.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 5 February 2004 05:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm starting a noise group called FeindFlug.

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 5 February 2004 05:45 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.feindflug.freeservers.com/images/djw.jpg

― ...., Thursday, 5 February 2004 13:35 (twenty-two years ago)

ANGST!

― Kingfish Funyun (Kingfish), Thursday, 5 February 2004 13:37 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.shadowfae.com/egl_dress2.jpg

― Baaderist (Fabfunk), Thursday, 5 February 2004 13:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I want to make that link my homepage.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 5 February 2004 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm getting "GOTHICK FOR LIFE, BITCH" tatooed on my ankle.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 5 February 2004 18:00 (twenty-two years ago)

forehead all the way¡

― dyson (dyson), Thursday, 5 February 2004 18:07 (twenty-two years ago)

4, not for.

i bought a goth fanzine at a gig last night, it's rub, but it has a little furry bit on the front, which is nice...

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Friday, 6 February 2004 11:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, the 4 makes the sentence -- I can't believed I overlooked it.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 6 February 2004 13:29 (twenty-two years ago)

EFIL 4 KCIHTOG!

― Baaderist (Fabfunk), Friday, 6 February 2004 13:31 (twenty-two years ago)

G!F!L! EFIL4KCIHTOG! G!F!L!

― Scott Ian (Dan Perry), Friday, 6 February 2004 14:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Now we're talking.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 6 February 2004 14:43 (twenty-two years ago)

This is the first time I've bookmarked a link from ilx. Golden.

― Enrique (Enrique), Friday, 6 February 2004 14:44 (twenty-two years ago)

AWESOME.

― geeta (geeta), Friday, 6 February 2004 14:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Everything's here is so cliché!

― poisonivy, Friday, 6 February 2004 15:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I WONDER WHY THAT WOULD BE.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 6 February 2004 15:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Everything's here is so cliché!

This is possibly the most baffling post I've ever read on ILX.

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 6 February 2004 16:32 (twenty-two years ago)

i just read the title and thought it said "GO THICK 4 LIFE, BITCH" and thought it was some sort of penile enlargement spam

― JaXoN (JasonD), Friday, 6 February 2004 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I think the most impressive thing is that it's actually as funny as the Actual For Serious Chick Tracts

― ferg (Ferg), Friday, 6 February 2004 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I agree, the originals are nearly parody-proof

― (Jon L), Friday, 6 February 2004 22:27 (twenty-two years ago)

wow!

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 6 February 2004 22:54 (twenty-two years ago)

"Camp Basil Bub"

― martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 6 February 2004 22:55 (twenty-two years ago)

"Hi, Guys... welcome to the laughing place!"

― (Jon L), Friday, 6 February 2004 23:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I was just reading this work of GENIUS, when the shop bell went, so I got up to see who my newest customers were, and it was 2 FUCKING GOTHS!!!! hard and dark like my fucking soul haha, it was really hard to keep a straight face after reading that, but then the male goth sez "have you got any cheesegraters?" right? so I say yes, and he says, and I quote his exact words - "I want the finest one you've got", so I reply, barely keeping it together "it's just a cheesegrater" and the female half starts laughing (NON-GOTH!! NON-GOTH!!) and now I'm sitting here feeling considerably weirded out!!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 7 February 2004 14:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I would not have been able to wait on them without losing it. Well done!

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Saturday, 7 February 2004 14:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Pash, yer a better man than I. :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 7 February 2004 15:48 (twenty-two years ago)

DO you sell cheese graters in a bike shop? or is this bike lingo?

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 7 February 2004 16:06 (twenty-two years ago)

PASH'S BIKE STORE AND CHEESE SHOP

Also Specializes in Parrots

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 7 February 2004 16:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I want the finest parrot you've got.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Saturday, 7 February 2004 16:09 (twenty-two years ago)

And make sure it's trained to swear at goths.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 7 February 2004 16:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I declare this a new meme.

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 7 February 2004 16:10 (twenty-two years ago)

If the parrot can also sing like Jon Anderson, even better!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 7 February 2004 16:13 (twenty-two years ago)

No, it's kind of weird but boring, our old shop got demolished when the area got redeveloped, and we bout a property w/an existing business in hardware. We were going to ditch it all, but is sold too well!!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 7 February 2004 16:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Nutty!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 7 February 2004 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you have nutmeg graters?

― Madchen (Madchen), Saturday, 7 February 2004 17:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, garlic crushers as well. I got some lobster crackers in for someone last year. We're a Victorinox cookware stockist, among other things - it does actually pay to diversify (as in, I couldn't actually make a living off the specialist bikes I sell). I keep all the domestic hardware down the left side, and all the bikes and parts down the right. It's a shame (in many ways...) that Sean "Geordie Racer" doesn't post here anymore. He's actually been in my shop. Did I mention that I also fix vacuum cleaners? Heh.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 7 February 2004 19:33 (twenty-two years ago)

He pops up from thyme to thyme

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 7 February 2004 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)

A remark to relish.

― pete s, Saturday, 7 February 2004 20:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Ugh. Dillweeds.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 8 February 2004 00:49 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...

um ok then waaaaaaaay too much time on the hands i see here. anyway

― ^& sprucerella &^, Sunday, 28 March 2004 01:47 (twenty-one years ago)

OHH SNAP!!!!

― Prude (Prude), Sunday, 28 March 2004 03:55 (twenty-one years ago)

eleven months pass...

4 LIFE!!

― donut debonair (donut), Tuesday, 8 March 2005 10:27 (twenty years ago)

LIKE MY FUCKING SOUL!

― NRQ, Tuesday, 8 March 2005 10:32 (twenty years ago)

"Marcie, don't be a pussy. You are whinier than my livejournal" is still the best line.

― donut debonair (donut), Tuesday, 8 March 2005 19:30 (twenty years ago)

This has completely brightened my drab and humdrum day.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 March 2005 19:40 (twenty years ago)

I heart heart heart this thread. It is the best of all the goth threads!

― moley@gmail.com, Tuesday, 8 March 2005 21:03 (twenty years ago)

'I want the finest cheesgrater you have'

'It's JUST a CHEESEGRATER'

hahahahaha oh mercy

― moley@gmail.com, Tuesday, 8 March 2005 21:04 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...

It's already time to revive, BIZZZATCH!!

― Baaderonixx (it must be a camel) (Fabfunk), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 11:36 (twenty years ago)

It doesn't matter how many times it gets revived, I still love this thread.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 11:41 (twenty years ago)

um ok then waaaaaaaay too much time on the hands i see here. anyway
-- ^& sprucerella &^ (figurehead@thecandle.com), March 28th, 2004.

― Baaderonixx (it must be a camel) (Fabfunk), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 11:42 (twenty years ago)

time for me to bring out this old chestnut again:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/sexymollusk/alextwo_copy.jpg

― latebloomer: B Minus Time Traveler (latebloomer), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 12:54 (twenty years ago)

Goths in shunned by Tim Burton shocker!

― Paul Ess (Paul Ess), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 17:22 (twenty years ago)

That is alternately horrible and hilarious.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 17:25 (twenty years ago)

I asked him what was up. “This is not a costumed event.” he replied.

“A costumed event?” I said, “These people are Goths, they dress this way every day.”

Comedy gold.

― Leon Federline (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 17:41 (twenty years ago)

It was cold outside so he wore his cloak. I know Scott and he doesn’t own a ‘regular’ coat - just the cloak.

But Scott wasn’t given the opportunity to take off his cloak.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 19:34 (twenty years ago)

I'm sure that waves and waves of gothy body odor would have increased their chances of getting into the premiere exponentially. Goths exude compliance pheremones.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 19:39 (twenty years ago)

GET ONE COAT.

― Leon Federline (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 19:50 (twenty years ago)

four months pass...

Sorry, I can't stop reading this.

― donut hallivallerieburtonelli omg lol (donut), Sunday, 9 October 2005 03:10 (twenty years ago)

its getting closer to halloween

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 9 October 2005 06:37 (twenty years ago)

I love this thread.

― O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Sunday, 9 October 2005 13:36 (twenty years ago)

O WOI KAHN'T I LIVE AY LOIF FAHR ME?
WOI SHOULD I TYKE THE ABYOOSS THAT'S SEHVED?
WOI KAHN'T THEY SAI THEY'RE JUZ LOIK ME
IT's THE SYME IT's THE SYME IN THE WHOLE WOID WEEEEERLD

BOP MMM BOP MMM BOP BOP!!

― donut hallivallerieburtonelli omg lol (donut), Sunday, 9 October 2005 18:45 (twenty years ago)

Goth Talk!

http://www.angelfire.com/me2/kattan2/pics_snl_azrael/azrael1.jpg

― nickn (nickn), Monday, 10 October 2005 02:47 (twenty years ago)

I am so happy. :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 10 October 2005 11:56 (twenty years ago)

Is this Thred Klassix revival day or something?

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 10 October 2005 12:22 (twenty years ago)

WOI R U DRESSED LIKE IT HALLOHWEEN
U LOOK SO ABSUHRD
U LOOK SO UBSEEN
OH

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Monday, 10 October 2005 12:35 (twenty years ago)

Oh dear.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 13 October 2005 01:55 (twenty years ago)

Don't laugh, witchcraft is real!

― O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Thursday, 13 October 2005 02:15 (twenty years ago)

I WANT TO BELIEVE.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 13 October 2005 02:15 (twenty years ago)

(3V3RYDAY IS) HALOWEN - MINISTRY
WAL I LIEV WIT SNAEKS AND LIZARDS
AND OTH3R THNGS TAHT GO BUMP IN DA NIGHT
COS 2 M3 3VARYDAY IS HALOWEN
I HAEV GIEVN UP HIDNG AND STARTAD 2 FIGHT
I HAEV STARTED 2 FIGHT

WAL ANY TIEM ANY PLAEC ANYWH3R3 TAHT I GO
AL TEH PAOPL3 SEM 2 S2P AND STAER
THEY SAY Y R U DRESED LIEK ITS U????!??? LOK SO ABSURD U LOK SO OBSCANA

O Y CANT I LIEV A LIEF FOR Y?!!?!??! SHUD I TAEK TEH ABUS3 TAHTS Y???!!!! WTF LOL CANT TH3Y SE THERE JUST LIEK ME
ITS DA SME ITS DA SME IN DA WHOLE WIED WORLD

WAL I LET THERE TENY MINDS THINK
TAHT THERE DAALNG WIT SOMAON3 WHO IS OVER TEH BRINK
AND I DR3S THIS WAY JUST 2 KEP TH3M AT BAY
COS HALOWEN IS 3VERYDAY
ITS 3VERYDAY

O Y CANT I LIEV A LIEF FOR Y?!?!??!! OMG WTF LOL SHUD I TAEK TEH ABUS3 TAHTS Y??!????! OMG WTF CANT TH3Y SE THERE JUST LIEK ME
ITS DA SM3 ITS DA SMA IN DA WHOL3 WIED WORLD

O Y CANT I LIEV A LIEF FOR Y?????? OMG LOL SHUD I TAEK TEH ABUSE TAHTS Y???!! WTF CANT THEY SE THERE JUST LIEK M3
IMM NOT DA ONE TAHTS SO Y HIED Y?!!!?? WTF FIGHT IT
HURT??!?!!? FELNGS
BST 2 S2P FELNG HURT
FROM DENIALS R3PRISALS
ITS DA SM3 ITS DA SME IN DA WHOL3 WIED WORLD

― Baaderonixx and the hedonistic gluttons (baaderonixx), Thursday, 13 October 2005 07:42 (twenty years ago)

ten months pass...

Roffle Claws

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Sunday, 10 September 2006 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

"Woah, woah chill out, bitch! I'm on your side! Feindflug rulez!"

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Sunday, 10 September 2006 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

I knew this thread would be revived. And I'm not surprised it's you that revived it!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 10 September 2006 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

goTHICK haha

― and PappaWheelie, author of Have You Ever Been Poxy Fuled? (PappaWheelie 2), Sunday, 10 September 2006 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

I was thinking of this just the other day! Still groffulous.

― Hunter (Hunter), Sunday, 10 September 2006 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

I'll fucking kill anyone who opposes the countercultural assault of noise music

WITH MY BARE FUCKING HANDS

― xero (xero), Sunday, 10 September 2006 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

I still love those lyrics to Headhunter in the corner. Classic, this is.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 11 September 2006 00:42 (nineteen years ago)

A couple of friends of mine have started a band called Gotht@rd. They have a song called 'Only my Heart is Blacker than my Soul'. They're on myspace if you can bear to look.

― rattusnorvegicus (ratty!!), Monday, 11 September 2006 02:56 (nineteen years ago)

"3. Throw out that fucking top hat."

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 11 September 2006 11:14 (nineteen years ago)

Feindflug rulez.

I never noticed the bauhaus poster on marcie's wall before, har.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 11 September 2006 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

Ari Polarity is fun-e. "I'm like totally disobeying my parents!"* *Ephesians 6:1-3

― Abbott (Abbott), Monday, 11 September 2006 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

I think this is my fave ILX thread.

― Baaderonixx: the lost ILX years (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 09:06 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

bump

― stet (stet), Monday, 6 November 2006 01:10 (nineteen years ago)

The server for the Darque Dungeon site has been down for a while. I hope to god the site isn't gone forever, because it is awesome and because I have a friend who DESPERATELY NEEDS Darque Dungeon in his life NOW. Does anyone know of a mirror site? I googled and couldn't find one. Thanking you from the bottom of my hard and dark fucking soul.

― xero (xero), Monday, 6 November 2006 01:22 (nineteen years ago)

I think that just happened today! I had an image linked on my myspace and today it feld this moratl coil, leaving only a box with a red x in its wake.

― Abbott (Abbott), Monday, 6 November 2006 01:28 (nineteen years ago)

I haven't been able to access the DD page since before Halloween.

(IIRC there was a note on that page from the creator specifically asking people NOT to hotlink images because of bandwidth problems.)

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS UNHOLY, COME BACK, DARQUE DUNGEON! THERE ARE STILL PEOPLE WHO HAVE NEVER SEEN YOU AND DIRELY NEED TO!

― xero (xero), Monday, 6 November 2006 01:32 (nineteen years ago)

Notice: This domain name expired on 11/01/06 and is pending renewal or deletion

;_;

― xero (xero), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 03:38 (nineteen years ago)

"GOTHICK 4UNTIL MY DOMAIN EXPIRES, BITCH"

― mei (mei), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 09:14 (nineteen years ago)

Hey, this still works:

http://web.archive.org/web/20051013065225/http://www.epsilonminus.com/darquedungeon/

― clotpoll (Clotpoll), Thursday, 9 November 2006 04:30 (nineteen years ago)

Oh thank god someone provided me with a link that worked. I have now laughed myself silly. Especially the NIN part killed me.

― A Chocolate Ball of Sweet Confectionary Fire (Bimble...), Thursday, 9 November 2006 04:46 (nineteen years ago)

"Dear God, I apologize for acting like such a dickhead ... I am sorry I talked all that shit on the internet."

Thanks, clotpoll!

― xero (xero), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

I guess it's back!

― Mackro Mackro, Thursday, 22 November 2007 09:23 (eighteen years ago)

five months pass...

yup

― Mackro Mackro, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 02:13 (seventeen years ago)

This is still some of the funniest shit ever.

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 02:18 (seventeen years ago)

OTM BEEEAAATCHEZ

― Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 02:21 (seventeen years ago)

"Let's go pick up some guys in rubber clothes!"
"That sounds great!"

every line here has its ebb and flow.

― Mackro Mackro, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 02:22 (seventeen years ago)

nickalicious called it, but "Roll saving throw against BEATDOWN"!

― Mackro Mackro, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 02:26 (seventeen years ago)

Still love the Headhunter lyrics in the corner. I've probly said that about six times on this thread by now.

― Trayce, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 05:43 (seventeen years ago)

Also lol at "not enough people are supporting the scene these days" because THATS ALL THE GOTHS I KNOW EVER BITCH ABOUT.

― Trayce, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 05:45 (seventeen years ago)

lol @ wumpscut logo in suicide note

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 09:10 (seventeen years ago)

three months pass...

"(She mustn't discover I'm a trance fan!)"

― HI DERE, Friday, 22 August 2008 20:52 (seventeen years ago)

Appropriate to revive this when I just discovered THESE guys were still around.

Sounds Like: Blue smoke drifting in dark rooms, black clad girls hovering like cats, and the hum of electric guitars as immense as the leviathan.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 22 August 2008 20:59 (seventeen years ago)

lolololololol Kitchen Whore Records

I love the fact that they seem to be allergic to kickdrum.

― HI DERE, Friday, 22 August 2008 21:02 (seventeen years ago)

Anyway, I have now also revived this thread too.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 22 August 2008 21:07 (seventeen years ago)

four months pass...

http://rtf319.blogspot.com/2005/03/darque-dungeon.html

darque dungeon
I just ran across this comic, which is a remix of one of those fire-and-brimstone "Chick Tracts." It has a lot of foul language, and you may find it offensive, but I was rolling with laughter. I think my favorite parts are the Bauhaus logo pasted into Maggie's bedroom and when the dark-haired woman announces that she'll "kill anyone who opposes the countercultural assault of noise music." I'm not sure if I agree with the comic's message though. I played D&D in middle school and frequented a goth club as a teenager, and I didn't turn out weird.
Anyway, this deals with class in the sense of Berger's idea of situatedness, and we'll be talking more about bricolage and appropriation in a few weeks.

― "Sustainability Sucks" T's Ahoy For Urban Outfitters Bootches (Mackro Mackro), Tuesday, 23 December 2008 22:01 (seventeen years ago)

three years pass...

Feindflug rules!

― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Thursday, 1 November 2012 16:03 (thirteen years ago)

http://open.spotify.com/track/7ccrkbDtqILRYKRVZrDqIw

― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Thursday, 1 November 2012 21:04 (thirteen years ago)

I'm going to go out and buy a bunch of power noise CDs

so boys will like me!

― sug ones (omar little), Thursday, 1 November 2012 21:10 (thirteen years ago)

one year passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk2Pr9jXCr8

Major hat tip to Thomas Tallis Posse

― ma ck ro ma ck ro (mackro mackro), Thursday, 20 March 2014 03:37 (eleven years ago)

two years pass...

uh how did I miss this trailer

― ¶ (DJP), Monday, 24 October 2016 19:08 (nine years ago)

http://www.darkdungeonsthemovie.com/

― brownie, Monday, 24 October 2016 19:23 (nine years ago)

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