This a thread for whining about dating dilemas [DO NOT READ IF YOU HATE TITS]

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It looks like a freshman student-athlete (from my drum class) is quite taken with me. We partnered up in class today to do stretching and breathing excercises. It was quite romantic.

I'm inept! What do I do! SUGGESTIONS. Asking for aim name / phone number = obvious + stupid. I don't want everyone in the class to make a big deal about it since it is a really small class. Also, I don't think I can really invite her over since I live far away. Also, I don't think athletes are allowed to drink (only in season (is crew in season))? Also, I only date corny indie fuqs, not toned hippies really into JAMMING ON DRUMS WITH ME.

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 01:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I suggest dazzling her with your madd HTML skillz.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 01:53 (twenty-two years ago)

"THE GIF... IT'S MOVING!!!!"

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 01:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Also, I think the other girl on the crew team and the girl who reads Sandman comics are going to cockblock.< body background="http://hometown.aol.com/abook4u/heart_bg.gif">

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 01:55 (twenty-two years ago)

FUCKING HELL.

― omg, Tuesday, 17 February 2004 02:05 (twenty-two years ago)

FUNNY THING IS, I LIKE TITS BUT I HATE THIS THREAD.

― omg, Tuesday, 17 February 2004 02:08 (twenty-two years ago)

HOW DO I WOO HER?

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 02:11 (twenty-two years ago)

show here this thread obviously

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 02:12 (twenty-two years ago)

show her i mean

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 02:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Ram your dick in her poop chute.

― feminazi (feminazi), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 02:13 (twenty-two years ago)

She wears pink flip flops.

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 02:14 (twenty-two years ago)

it'll b e like the scene where the guy is practicing lines in front of the mirror and the girl's behind him and he doesn't know

(disturbing xp)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 02:14 (twenty-two years ago)

What movie was that in?

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 02:15 (twenty-two years ago)

It's 1995 all over again.

― jody (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 02:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Buttman's Bend Over Babes 5

― feminazi (feminazi), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 02:16 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.odos.freeserve.co.uk/promo.jpg

― Carey (Carey), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 02:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Buttman sucks, bring back Ben Dover.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 02:17 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.xenafan.com/movies/bod/images/lane12.jpg

"How's it going?"

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 02:17 (twenty-two years ago)

dude, do you think if any of us knew how to woo chicks we'd be putzing around on the internet?

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 02:17 (twenty-two years ago)

if your social networks don't overlap and you don't live near her, asking her out in class might be your only option. choose a moment when everyone else is busy drumming away so as to avoid their notice.

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 02:19 (twenty-two years ago)

"Send her a dead woodchuck. Stapled to the woodchuck should be a note reading "Unlike this woodchuck, my love for you will never die""

― Dogbert (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 02:20 (twenty-two years ago)

drum out your message of love

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 02:20 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.xenafan.com/movies/bod/images/badger04.jpg

Seriously though, it's not so much the asking but the "what to do". There are very limited options for what a corny indie rocker and a sandal-clad athlete can do.

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 02:20 (twenty-two years ago)

take her shoe shopping.

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 02:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Jon, here's my suggestion. Your libido is TOO FUCKING HUGE.
Go and read some Neitzche and think about how weak you are.

― Patrick Kinghorn, Tuesday, 17 February 2004 02:25 (twenty-two years ago)

take her to see some sports indie

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 02:26 (twenty-two years ago)

FYI: This thread is A-OK with Curt1s.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 17 February 2004 03:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Christ transitioning between the rest of ILX and this thread and back is like a needle in my brane

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 17 February 2004 03:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Patrick OTM

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 04:55 (twenty-two years ago)

One question.. you have to stretch in drumming class?

― Spoony, Tuesday, 17 February 2004 05:38 (twenty-two years ago)

god. just take your cock out and she is yours.

― todd swiss (eliti), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 05:39 (twenty-two years ago)

TODD SWISS OTM

But seriously, if you have to ask, you already blew it dude.

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 05:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe you two could do that thing where you sit on the floor facing each other, legs stretched out, and grabbing each others hands and helping each other stretch the others legs and then, like, i dunno, make a kissy face at her while you're stretching. Sorry, I am really interested in the stretching aspect of this relationship.

― Spoony, Tuesday, 17 February 2004 05:49 (twenty-two years ago)

NONONO boys, do NOT take your cock out!
Put her hand on your pants where it is. Trust me.
If she wants it, she'll take it out for you.

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 05:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I say get her a souvenir from the renaissance faire and then do the stretching thing i mentioned earlier. dont even get to that dick thing until you guys see "confessions of a teenage drama queen" together.

― Spoony, Tuesday, 17 February 2004 05:54 (twenty-two years ago)

make a kissy face while stretching??!! you gotta be kidding! the girl will run from you like you are Richard fucking Simmons!

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 05:55 (twenty-two years ago)

but he has to take his cock out sometime!!! c'mon people!

― todd swiss (eliti), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 05:55 (twenty-two years ago)

no todd SHE takes his cock out! GET WITH THE PROGRAM PEOPLE!

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 05:56 (twenty-two years ago)

i don't even think you should put her hand on it. If she wants it, she'll make her own way there.

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 05:56 (twenty-two years ago)

a roommate of mine had that theory. we differ. he's got a 50/50 chance ;-)

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 05:57 (twenty-two years ago)

orbit! what if she doesnt?!? then the cock will never come out and that, my friend, is a crime against humanity

― todd swiss (eliti), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 05:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, you *do* have a point.
but this is tricky, tricky ground, the pulling out of the cock...

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 05:59 (twenty-two years ago)

if she doesn't, it was never meant to be

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 05:59 (twenty-two years ago)

*sniff* that was beautiful, ipso...

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 06:00 (twenty-two years ago)

well, you can find out quicker if it was meant to be or not, i am impatient, so you can see my position on the whole situation.

― todd swiss (eliti), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 06:01 (twenty-two years ago)

"position"

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 06:02 (twenty-two years ago)

hey, dont get ahead of yourself, the cock still hasnt seen the light of day.

― todd swiss (eliti), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 06:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Shroedinger's Cock

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 06:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah but if you rush in, she might get all turned off when slow and subtle might've worked better. I know if some guy thrust his cock into my hand i'd not be real impressed. But then again, I do like to tease.

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 06:05 (twenty-two years ago)

some women don't exactly run from richard simmons, you know.

― spoony, Tuesday, 17 February 2004 06:06 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread makes me want to eat...

http://www.mainegoodies.com/food/fluff/fluff.jpg

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 06:06 (twenty-two years ago)

nblburubr

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 06:06 (twenty-two years ago)

i did forget one important fact, they are in a class together. cock taking out may not be a smart idea after all... but if you were anywhere else, i would give you the green light.

― todd swiss (eliti), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 06:09 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, you're right. he's got to engineer a more private meeting, or at least in a dark booth at a restaurant or bar or movie or something. good point.

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 06:13 (twenty-two years ago)

that does take guts though, which he is asking advice on.
jon, just ask the girl to a friendly dinner and if things seem to be going good, you know what to do.

― todd swiss (eliti), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 06:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Yea, she lives right near the fucking cafeteria.

"YA WANNA GO GET FOOOOOOOOOOOOD"

also, smoking pot before class = love

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 06:16 (twenty-two years ago)

see, its as easy as pie. mmmmm pie.

― todd swiss (eliti), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 06:17 (twenty-two years ago)

but above all DO NOT TAKE OUT YOUR COCK!

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 06:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Does she know morse code?

― Prude (Prude), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 06:17 (twenty-two years ago)

orbit, esp if there is a pie situation

(ok, that was a terrible attempt at a joke, i apologize)

― todd swiss (eliti), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 06:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I see where this is going. "You could tap out a dinner invitation on your cock", isn't it?

― jazz odysseus, Tuesday, 17 February 2004 06:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, hey, they're in a drumming class and all...

― Prude (Prude), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 06:22 (twenty-two years ago)

pie situation?
i am intrigued.

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 06:22 (twenty-two years ago)

well, obviously
x-post, damn.

― todd swiss (eliti), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 06:22 (twenty-two years ago)

well, i am not going into the pie situation anymore since frankly i am embarassed that it got this far.

― todd swiss (eliti), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 06:23 (twenty-two years ago)

hmmm. (still wondering what a "pie stituation" is)

I think ILE have given some deep and thoughful advice to the petitioner. All hail the collective wisdom!

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 06:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I believe the pie in question is of the American variety.

― Prude (Prude), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 06:26 (twenty-two years ago)

i agree with orbit, three cheers to ile.

― todd swiss (eliti), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 06:28 (twenty-two years ago)

.-. .- -.. .. --- .- -.-. - .. ...- .. - -..--/. ... / .. -. / - .... . / .- .. .-. / ..-. --- .-. / -.-- --- ..- / .- -. -.. / -- .

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 06:49 (twenty-two years ago)

god, you live in america, why dont you learn the language

― todd swiss (eliti), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 06:50 (twenty-two years ago)

is that a pie joke?

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 06:51 (twenty-two years ago)

i dont know anymore, i am confusing myself

― todd swiss (eliti), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 06:52 (twenty-two years ago)

;-)

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 06:53 (twenty-two years ago)

dilemmas!

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 06:53 (twenty-two years ago)

indeed.

― todd swiss (eliti), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 06:55 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread is so not safe for work as anyone seeing it on my screen will know that I'm not working. It's a great thread, though.

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 12:03 (twenty-two years ago)

are you guys touching in the partnered stretching? (i have no idea what the heck the streching/breathing thing is about, i'm guessing)

if so, then you have the perfect in. while you're making (not cock-based) contact with her, look her in the eye for longer than you should, and smile a little. if she's into you, she'll smile back. then just lean in and ask if she'd like to play board games. you'll be closer to her than anyone else, so they shouldn't be able to hear you.

works every time.

― colette (a2lette), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 12:37 (twenty-two years ago)

board games??!!!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 12:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, board games totally work with girls. Especially Trivial Pursuit.

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 18:42 (twenty-two years ago)

my sister's boyfriend wooed her with checkers

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 19:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Nice to see you've moved past porking 14-year olds jon!

― Adrian (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 19:32 (twenty-two years ago)

UPDATE: I feel like I'm in middle school!!! Finding excuses to go see friends in her building hoping I'll bump into her in the halls or getting food.

My female friends are fascinated.

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 01:56 (twenty-two years ago)

that was the crappiest update ever.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 02:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Based solely on this thread, Jon is now, like, my favourite person on ILX.

― Gregory Henry (Gregory Henry), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 06:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I just ran into this girl in the hall and I had a HUGE package with records in it and she was like "whatcha got there" and I was all "PACKAGES".

EMBARASSING!!!!

― Jon Williams in brrrrrrrrrrrRochester! (ex machina), Monday, 23 February 2004 22:19 (twenty-two years ago)

My female roommate is attracted to me, I think.

She stares at any non-standard showing of skin; e.g. in the armhole of my t-shirt at my armpit, or at my belly when my shirt rides up if I'm watching TV and slouched on the couch.

― The Second Drummer Drowned (Atila the Honeybun), Monday, 23 February 2004 22:26 (twenty-two years ago)

That wasn't so much a dating drama, but it's embarrassing and whiny, so it made me think of this thread.

― The Second Drummer Drowned (Atila the Honeybun), Monday, 23 February 2004 22:27 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread has absolutely nothing to do with tits. So disappointing.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Monday, 23 February 2004 22:32 (twenty-two years ago)

jon don't be such a softcock. you shoulda told her what was in the packages!!

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 23 February 2004 22:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, maybe I'll tell her in class! She was just in this lab too :((((

― Jon Williams in brrrrrrrrrrrRochester! (ex machina), Monday, 23 February 2004 22:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Guess who was waiting for me in tunnel to the practice rooms after drumming class? There she was, in her private practice spot drumming away. She walked with me upstairs and we talked for like 10 minutes. I was caught so off guard by her that I was too chicken to be slick and ask her to do something.

She was really interested in my stupid records. (I hate when girls talk to me about music.)

― Jon Williams in brrrrrrrrrrrRochester! (ex machina), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 01:03 (twenty-two years ago)

it's true love

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 01:19 (twenty-two years ago)

The tunnel is really neat, it is covered in crazy tags dating back to the 70s in some places.

― Jon Williams in brrrrrrrrrrrRochester! (ex machina), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 01:32 (twenty-two years ago)

what kinda records? *blushes*

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 01:41 (twenty-two years ago)

So now she's assuming they're some kind of illegal porn shipment?

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 01:42 (twenty-two years ago)

EXACTLY!!!

I had to explain

Why I have records on vinyl
Who "Ghost" is
Who Black Dice Slash Wolf Eyes is

I always feel like a ponce when I talk about music nerd shit around people who don't subscribe to my insane bullshit.

― Jon Williams in brrrrrrrrrrrRochester! (ex machina), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 01:44 (twenty-two years ago)

ask her out already!!!!

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 01:48 (twenty-two years ago)

You don't necessarily have to explain any of those things. She might just say 'uh hu' when you say what's in there.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 01:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I was in a panic! I had RAZOR BURN on my lip! My arms were full of boxes! I had just finished the WORST FINAL EXAM EVAR! My blood sugar was low!

Nick, I had to explain Ghost, but she sidetracked me onto talking about VINYL RECORDS.

― Jon Williams in brrrrrrrrrrrRochester! (ex machina), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 01:50 (twenty-two years ago)

you could have casually mentioned they can be melted down to make fetishwear

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 01:50 (twenty-two years ago)

She was really interested in my stupid records. (I hate when girls talk to me about music.)

MISOGYNIST.

and jon, the ONE TRUE BOARDGAME for wooing women is scrabble.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 01:51 (twenty-two years ago)

jon if i didn't wake up hungover with a half-eaten chicken wing in my hand on saturday i would almost certainly berate you for having no game.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 01:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Ian: re: the girl who is really good at SCRABBLE!!!

I talked to her last night when I was a terrible drunk and she told me that she is a slut! Like I am, but only for attention, not sex. I was just one in a long string of dudes.

OMG

― Jon Williams in brrrrrrrrrrrRochester! (ex machina), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 01:54 (twenty-two years ago)

you told me that on AIM like five hours ago.

i think you should ask the drummer girl to go see WOLF EYES with you since you had to explain about them. failing wolf eyes playing rochester this weekend, i suggest smoking drugs and watching cartoons. this will hopefully segue into SNUGGLING. (board games too.)

― Ian Johnson (orion), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 01:56 (twenty-two years ago)

My drugs were STOLEN by the campus POLICE!

― Jon Williams in brrrrrrrrrrrRochester! (ex machina), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 01:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Also, winners don't do drugs. This girl is an athlete.

― Jon Williams in brrrrrrrrrrrRochester! (ex machina), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 02:00 (twenty-two years ago)

uhhh buy more.

DOES SHE DO CRAZY PSYCHEDELICS?

and i thought you smoked up with her before class? or did you smoke up alone and then gaze at her with longing?

― Ian Johnson (orion), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 02:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Tell her that dank is legal.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 02:01 (twenty-two years ago)

or you could TAKE THE FERRY TO TORONTO (that you always talk about) and they actually would be legal!

― Ian Johnson (orion), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 02:03 (twenty-two years ago)

She's on CREW, I AM GETTING ROWED 2 CANNADAAAAAAAAAAAA

No, we didn't poke smot.

― Jon Williams in brrrrrrrrrrrRochester! (ex machina), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 02:04 (twenty-two years ago)

okayokayokay. so, no drugs. but you should suggest dinner followed by boardgames followed by cartoons+snuggling.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 02:08 (twenty-two years ago)

There is no Toronto - Rochester ferry as of yet, but who wants to ferry when you can row?

― Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 02:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Okay, so I thought of this thread when, today, I see this girl I've fancied for ages walking back from the library, so I cycle over to say hi, at which point... I FALL OFF MY FUCKING BIKE.

― Gregory Henry (Gregory Henry), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

(This is the same girl whom I had on my shoulders for the "carry-a-girl -on-your-shoulders" bit at the last college dance, when... I DROPPED HER ON HER FACE.)

― Gregory Henry (Gregory Henry), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Jon is officially the ILXer I would most like to go drinking with, cos I think he'd last about ten minutes in my company, but man, what a ten minutes it'd be.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

What would you do to him after 10 minutes?

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 17:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Ask her if she's ever had a deep-fried twinkie (or anything equally as stupid.) If she says no, take her for one. If she says yes, tell her to take you for one.

― dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 17:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I've read this thread title a million times, but for some reason the last several have warped into 'do not read if you have tits'

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

WELCOME TO MY SAUSAGE PARTY!

― Jon Williams in brrrrrrrrrrrRochester! (ex machina), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh no! I choked when this girl and I were playing a drum piece in front of my whole drumming class. She didn't walk home with me after class like always! Oh no!

― Sir Hiss! a.k.a. Jon Williams in brrrrrrrrrrrRochester! (ex machina), Thursday, 26 February 2004 01:07 (twenty-two years ago)

http://home.earthlink.net/~villabullock/asl.l.gif

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 26 February 2004 01:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Ok, my friends tricked me into chugging tons of beer and anisette (BAD IDEA!!!) last night and calling her to ask her to go to some party tonight. I left a message with her roomie and I'm supposed to call today. But now I am sober and chicken, but I have to do it eventually!

Also, after getting really drunk I rode like 3 miles by bike to a bar and got really drunk with an acquaintance at a bar. I found out she is a BOREDOMS fan! It must be love.

― Sir Hiss! a.k.a. Jon Williams in brrrrrrrrrrrRochester! (ex machina), Saturday, 28 February 2004 17:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I love Jon. I wish I was still young.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 28 February 2004 18:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I called her today and she wasn't home; how much can I call and get her machine before I am considered a creep?

― Sir Hiss! a.k.a. Jon Williams in brrrrrrrrrrrRochester! (ex machina), Saturday, 28 February 2004 19:33 (twenty-two years ago)

twice.

call the phone once. leave a message. go out.

― gareth (gareth), Saturday, 28 February 2004 19:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm in the computer lab, so if I leave a message with my number she can't get in touch with me :(

God, I suck!

― Sir Hiss! a.k.a. Jon Williams in brrrrrrrrrrrRochester! (ex machina), Saturday, 28 February 2004 19:37 (twenty-two years ago)

"Hi, this is Jon, I figured I'd give you a call -- I'm not at home right now, but I'll be back around X o'clock."

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 28 February 2004 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

If there's one thing romantic comedies and con man movies have in common, it's the maxim "simple is safe."

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 28 February 2004 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

okay dude. if she likes boredoms then you are totally IN. seriously invite her to a party!!! even though she is XDRUMMERX, the gesture will (probably) still be appreciated.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Saturday, 28 February 2004 19:44 (twenty-two years ago)

No, that's another girl who I went to a bar with!

― Sir Hiss! a.k.a. Jon Williams in brrrrrrrrrrrRochester! (ex machina), Saturday, 28 February 2004 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

okay so there are TWO girls you could be hooking up with. no more complaining from you, jon.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Saturday, 28 February 2004 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Hmm, making plans to go get ice cream with other girl.

― Sir Hiss! a.k.a. Jon Williams in brrrrrrrrrrrRochester! (ex machina), Saturday, 28 February 2004 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I think it is better if I don't call her back so it seems like I'm interested but not stalking her. That's what I'm doing!

― Sir Hiss! a.k.a. Jon Williams in brrrrrrrrrrrRochester! (ex machina), Sunday, 29 February 2004 00:51 (twenty-two years ago)

not calling her back makes it seem like you're interested?

― Ian Johnson (orion), Sunday, 29 February 2004 21:58 (twenty-two years ago)

well, I already called her once dude! So it will seem casual + nice rather than obsessive and creepy

― Sir Hiss! a.k.a. Jon Williams in brrrrrrrrrrrRochester! (ex machina), Sunday, 29 February 2004 22:31 (twenty-two years ago)

if she hasn't called you back, don't call again. but if she has, then go for it. there's nothing to be gained by putting off returning a call from someone you're interested in.

― lauren (laurenp), Sunday, 29 February 2004 22:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Except for the points gained by toying with her mind if she's anxiously expecting your call.

― adam (adam), Sunday, 29 February 2004 22:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Well we'll see what happens in class tomorrow!

― BICICLETA EMOCIONAL!!! (Jon Williams) (ex machina), Sunday, 29 February 2004 22:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Best thread ever.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Sunday, 29 February 2004 22:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh no! my haircut looks bad!

― BICICLETA EMOCIONAL!!! (Jon Williams) (ex machina), Monday, 1 March 2004 19:00 (twenty-two years ago)

jon is redeemed in my eyes

― amateur!st (amateurist), Monday, 1 March 2004 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)

last time i paid attention jon was dating some cute girl, was this like two years ago ot something?

― amateur!st (amateurist), Monday, 1 March 2004 19:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Uh, that was a while ago!

― BICICLETA EMOCIONAL!!! (Jon Williams) (ex machina), Monday, 1 March 2004 19:16 (twenty-two years ago)

ok!

― amateur!st (amateurist), Monday, 1 March 2004 19:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I am really upset about my bad hair. I'm going to go to the men's room and poke @ it.

― BICICLETA EMOCIONAL!!! (Jon Williams) (ex machina), Monday, 1 March 2004 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

not calling her back makes it seem like you're interested?
Oh HELL no. (I'm happy I am in a relationship. Although I look back with a smile when we had just met: I was soooooo nervous.)

― nathalie (nathalie), Monday, 1 March 2004 19:29 (twenty-two years ago)

God, flourescent lights make me look like shit!

― BICICLETA EMOCIONAL!!! (Jon Williams) (ex machina), Monday, 1 March 2004 19:32 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread reminds of another one...

― Dave B (daveb), Monday, 1 March 2004 19:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I have two big pimples! One in the crotch of my chin, the other right above the middle of my lip.

EWWWWW

― BICICLETA EMOCIONAL!!! (Jon Williams) (ex machina), Monday, 1 March 2004 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

if you ask me about drum girl while fucking over break, i'm going to kick your ass really really hard, and cut your dick off, and stick it in the heinken that's sitting on the windowsill.

in other news.

stop being such a pussy and just take her to get some hot dogs. And ask her to play that "name this sideproject" game.

― fuckhead, Monday, 1 March 2004 21:56 (twenty-two years ago)

The key to my heart is Boredoms sideprojects!

― BICICLETA EMOCIONAL!!! (Jon Williams) (ex machina), Monday, 1 March 2004 22:00 (twenty-two years ago)

jon williams in domestic strife shockah!

― Ian Johnson (orion), Monday, 1 March 2004 22:03 (twenty-two years ago)

if you talk about drum girl while fucking
i talk about documentary film boy while fucking.

capiche?

― fuckhead, Monday, 1 March 2004 22:03 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.acidmothers.com/Cgi-bin/amt/_graphics/amt_photo/amt_01.15.jpg

― BICICLETA EMOCIONAL!!! (Jon Williams) (ex machina), Monday, 1 March 2004 22:05 (twenty-two years ago)

ps i am cooler than you because a synthesizer class kicks a drum class' ass.

― fuckhead, Monday, 1 March 2004 22:06 (twenty-two years ago)

she's got you there jon

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 1 March 2004 22:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Almost time for class!

NERVOUS

― BICICLETA EMOCIONAL!!! (Jon Williams) (ex machina), Monday, 1 March 2004 22:38 (twenty-two years ago)

buena suerte

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Monday, 1 March 2004 22:41 (twenty-two years ago)

ask her if she wants to get snacks after class!

― Ian Johnson (orion), Monday, 1 March 2004 22:50 (twenty-two years ago)

that's the plan dude

― BICICLETA EMOCIONAL!!! (Jon Williams) (ex machina), Monday, 1 March 2004 22:51 (twenty-two years ago)

"snacks"

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 1 March 2004 22:53 (twenty-two years ago)

*runs into girl in tunnel*
Me: Hi
Her: Hi how are you
Me: so I tried to call you this weekend...
Her: yeah, my roomie takes crappy messages, she said jon from DRAMA class called
*discussion of stupid roomies; much shy glancing at each other in class*

I swear she was going to wait for me in the tunnel considering the look she gave me when I went to put my drum away, but she didn't!

I'm convinced that she's afraid of being embarassed in front of her friends and didn't wanna be seen waiting.

OR SHE HATES ME CAUSE I'M UGLY!

― BICICLETA EMOCIONAL!!! (Jon Williams) (ex machina), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 00:52 (twenty-two years ago)

OR SHE HATES ME CAUSE I'M UGLY!

I think it's your thinning hair, dude. HOW'S THE ROGAINE?

― Ian Johnson (orion), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 00:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I GOT A HAIRCUT TODAY AND NOW I DON'T LOOK BALD, JUST LIKE FORREST GUMP.

AND I HAVE A HAT ON 24/7

― BICICLETA EMOCIONAL!!! (Jon Williams) (ex machina), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 00:58 (twenty-two years ago)

What do her actions mean

― BICICLETA EMOCIONAL!!! (Jon Williams) (ex machina), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 04:43 (twenty-two years ago)

"much shy glancing"!!!

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 04:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Where do her intentions lay ?
Or does she even have any ?
...
Prudence never pays

― Baaderoni (Fabfunk), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 17:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm having a party! I'm gonna invite her?

― LITTLE LAMB [Jon Williams] (ex machina), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 21:07 (twenty-two years ago)

of course

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 23:34 (twenty-two years ago)

what age are you in jon williams?

― cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 4 March 2004 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.time-machine.ch/gerry-images/pics/large/Bronze-Age-Worker.jpeg

― Dale the Titled (cprek), Thursday, 4 March 2004 00:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I was going to ask what a ring modulator is.

― cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 4 March 2004 00:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I bet you're old enough to be his dad.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 4 March 2004 00:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not his dad though.

― cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 4 March 2004 00:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm 22! She wasn't in class.

― LITTLE LAMB [Jon Williams] (ex machina), Thursday, 4 March 2004 00:44 (twenty-two years ago)

you're old, no wonder you're bald.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 4 March 2004 00:50 (twenty-two years ago)

old enough to be my dad.

― cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 4 March 2004 00:51 (twenty-two years ago)

only 22?! jeez

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 4 March 2004 00:51 (twenty-two years ago)

22? Then stop acting 13 and maybe you'll get laid.

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 4 March 2004 14:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I've heard worse advice.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 4 March 2004 14:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Ok, I just had a long dinner with her. She's from rural Texas, has overprotective conservative parents, smokes ganja and is a wide eyed yokel.

I'm so in!

― LITTLE LAMB [Jon Williams] (ex machina), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 01:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Whoa, I ran into her today! We talked for like 2 hours in the coffee chop; invited her over; we ended up making out (to Acid Mothers Temple and Stereolab!); I made dinner (Chicken, white rice, fried fresh veggies); We saw The History of Witchcraft (narrated by William S. Burroughs.).

― LITTLE LAMB [Jon Williams] (ex machina), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 02:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh and we're sort of an item.

― LITTLE LAMB [Jon Williams] (ex machina), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 02:41 (twenty-one years ago)

god why the fuck did I click on this thread? it's like it was tailor-made to annoy me.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 02:44 (twenty-one years ago)

all in the space of exactly one month! you're a fast worker there jon boy

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 02:46 (twenty-one years ago)

She liked the vegetables I made. She likes Stereolab but her favorite bands are ATMOSPHERE AND LINKIN PARK.

― LITTLE LAMB [Jon Williams] (ex machina), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 02:48 (twenty-one years ago)

IOW, she hates Stereolab but humored you?

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 02:50 (twenty-one years ago)

She liked GY!BE I think?

― LITTLE LAMB [Jon Williams] (ex machina), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 02:55 (twenty-one years ago)

it's spelled "hummered" milo.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 02:57 (twenty-one years ago)

She is a virgin!

― LITTLE LAMB [Jon Williams] (ex machina), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 02:59 (twenty-one years ago)

crikey

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 03:21 (twenty-one years ago)

my ex is going to be in town this weekend (for the third day of No Fun Fest): do i avoid her or do I attempt to be personable? (mutual friends will be there, so avoiding her ENTIRELY would be stupid--i still want to see my buddies. also, the last time we hung out, we just wandered around the mall for an hour and she talked about how awesome her life is & this guy she hangs out with all the time. THANKS A LOT.)

― Ian Johnson (orion), Friday, 19 March 2004 02:33 (twenty-one years ago)

so jon are you in love?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 19 March 2004 02:40 (twenty-one years ago)

i didnt think the kids fell in love anymore

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 19 March 2004 02:43 (twenty-one years ago)

anyway oops otm

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 19 March 2004 02:43 (twenty-one years ago)

i feel so emotionally involved in this already

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 19 March 2004 02:44 (twenty-one years ago)

pity is an emotion, yes

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 19 March 2004 02:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Jess, grow up.

― LITTLE LAMB [Jon Williams] (ex machina), Friday, 19 March 2004 02:47 (twenty-one years ago)

haha

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 19 March 2004 02:48 (twenty-one years ago)

sorry jon

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 19 March 2004 02:48 (twenty-one years ago)

It is ok! ALL IS FORGIVEN!!!
http://www.care-bears.com/about/img/f_goodluck.gif

― LITTLE LAMB [Jon Williams] (ex machina), Friday, 19 March 2004 03:04 (twenty-one years ago)

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― LITTLE LAMB [Jon Williams] (ex machina), Friday, 19 March 2004 03:05 (twenty-one years ago)

haha plz to be linking that quiz

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 19 March 2004 03:07 (twenty-one years ago)

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Nihilist Bear

Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?

the sad thing is I am listening to tool.

― bnw (bnw), Friday, 19 March 2004 03:59 (twenty-one years ago)

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Raver Bear

Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?
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― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 19 March 2004 04:02 (twenty-one years ago)

HAPPY. GO. LUCKY.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 19 March 2004 04:24 (twenty-one years ago)

(Uh, no offense, Jess.)

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 19 March 2004 04:24 (twenty-one years ago)

The minute I picked ABBA, I was stuck with Gay Bear.

― Colin Beckett (Colin Beckett), Friday, 19 March 2004 04:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm a Gay Bear too.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 19 March 2004 04:34 (twenty-one years ago)

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Gay Bear

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:(((((((((((((((

― LITTLE LAMB [Jon Williams] (ex machina), Friday, 19 March 2004 04:38 (twenty-one years ago)

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Stoner Bear

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HAHAH GRHAHAMA HTE ROOMATER

― LITTLE LAMB [Jon Williams] (ex machina), Friday, 19 March 2004 04:40 (twenty-one years ago)

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Tramp Bear

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― oops (Oops), Friday, 19 March 2004 05:10 (twenty-one years ago)

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Hooligan Bear

wh|ch dy5func+|0n@l c@r3 b3@r @r3 y0u!?!?!?!?OMGLOLROTFWTF?

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 19 March 2004 06:43 (twenty-one years ago)

wtf is that on HB's tummy?

― oops (Oops), Friday, 19 March 2004 06:46 (twenty-one years ago)

a can of Whupass?

― oops (Oops), Friday, 19 March 2004 06:46 (twenty-one years ago)

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Stoner Bear

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Yeah, like we couldn't have guessed that.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Friday, 19 March 2004 07:02 (twenty-one years ago)

http://live.quizilla.com/user_images/L/londonbelow/1038910932_erthugbear.jpg

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 19 March 2004 20:11 (twenty-one years ago)

congratulations john

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Friday, 19 March 2004 20:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I had the same problem as colin with being gay bear. despite the fact that i put nietzche for what i last read and "fucking shit up" as what i care about, the abba did me in.

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Friday, 19 March 2004 20:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow, she has skipped 3 classes in a row. Is she avoiding me?

― LITTLE LAMB [Jon Williams] (ex machina), Thursday, 25 March 2004 16:45 (twenty-one years ago)

did you try to relieve her of her virtue?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 25 March 2004 21:34 (twenty-one years ago)

two months pass...

this ended in an unsatisfying way

― the surface noise and the analogue warmth (electricsound), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 01:07 (twenty-one years ago)

That's what she said!

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 01:23 (twenty-one years ago)

i was hanging out with jon tonight at our friends' place; he got a text message from some girl who wants to blow & fuck him. he's a playah!

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 04:15 (twenty-one years ago)

indeed

― the surface noise and the analogue warmth (electricsound), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 04:18 (twenty-one years ago)

she lives far away

― Jon in R'lyeh (ex machina), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 05:01 (twenty-one years ago)

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Gay Bear

Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?
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― Bloodclaart Gangsta Youth Club (don), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 05:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh guys!!! I didn't tell you what happened to drumming girl!!@!@!@! On the day of our class performance, she showed up and told us that the dean of students and showed up with campus security at room to tell her that she was being kicked out of school and might be able to reaturn spring 2005. She wouldn't tell us what she did

― Jon in R'lyeh (ex machina), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:39 (twenty-one years ago)

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Hooligan Bear

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― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:53 (twenty-one years ago)

DRUMMER GIRL KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL

― I LUV FAETTY (ex machina), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 18:09 (twenty-one years ago)

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Tramp Bear

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― Crickets Dance On Tequila Booty (Barima), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 18:59 (twenty-one years ago)

That was seriously the most asinine internet quiz I've ever seen.
I'm Raver Bear, btw.

― Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 21:56 (twenty-one years ago)

that's sad, she seemed like good people

― the surface noise and the analogue warmth (electricsound), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 22:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Sometimes even good people have a severed head in the back of their closet.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 22:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I kinda suspect she was like selling perscriptions meds out of her dorm or something

― 0r4l R0b3rt5 (ex machina), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 22:07 (twenty-one years ago)

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