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i have an ILE crush. i'm in lust with someone i have no idea what this person looks like. is that lame or what?

ever had an ILE crush?

to (i'm too scared to type your name), i think you are great. wish i could tell you.

― di, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm not sure if this is terribly sweet or terrible'n'tragic.

― DG, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Both, really. And to answer the question, yes.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i have an ile crush too.

― ethan, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I hav a crush on chasimino cos I saw her in this club and ronan said to me gosh she is so hott but I said aww weve got no chance mann but then she smilyed at me when I was spining some discs and I didint even play what she ask me for so who nos eh???

― Andrew L, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well, since Ethan posted, I guess we should confess our mutual desire. ;-)

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Of each other, that is. Oh yes. ;-)

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i was about to say, what are the chances ned would have a crush on tator too?

― ethan, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Libertarian politics *always* make me hot.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I AM SO SICK OPF THIS I AM NOT A LESPIAN AND I AM IN A MUTUL RELATIN SHIP WITH JASON, REMBER???????!!!!!!!!! AND RONANA i HOPE YOUY READ THIS. LAY OFF, i NEED SOME SPACE

― chasimino, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I don't care how hott she is, how can you have a crush on *that*?

― Cryosmurf, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

IT'S INELUCTABLE

― chasimino, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

*swoon*

― Cryosmurf, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

(lik, pedentic, in csase you dont know whayt that means cyber-smurf. and by the way, trying to gert girls to like you that way only works on 9 year olds - but maybe you could txt me i don't mind. we cold be friens, but no more.)

― chasimino, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

score

― Cryosmurf, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i siasd FRIENS!!!!! jesuschirst allfuckenmighty! this board shold be called I LOVE CHASIMINO

― chasimino, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Never. The alternate name of this board is I Love Ally, as her dominant position vis-a-vis the statscock makes clear.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

soorry i didnt writ bakc ned i was too busy

― chasimino, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Darling, you know I don't care for that sort of language. I'm afraid it's over between us.

― Cryosmurf, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

exca-yooz me here peoples! you are supposed to be talking about me and my crush and how much my crush loves me!

― di, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm sure your crush loves you to bits. If only the crush knew to do that, though.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ned took the love / words right out of my mouth. E-mail the lucky fool, already.

― David Raposa, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

if i weren't such a loudmouth, i wouldn't have to be fighting the urge to just blurt out, right here on ILE "PERSON! I WANT YOU!"

sigh and smile

― di, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

what about if Dunedin people get you drunk then we can get you to blurt it out? is it a female or male?, if you know which please tell us.

― elizabeth anne marjorie, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

if your going to beth and clayton's tonite, and i am there drunk, you might get me to blurt. but i am still sober so i can neither confirm nor deny.

― di, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

dianne if you were a boy you'd get called a creep all the time.

― duane, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

don't you wish you were a girl duane?

― di, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

it's obviously ally.

― ethan, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

di -- "i will neither confirm nor deny" ethan -- "So IT IS Ally!" di -- "whatever" ethan -- "if you aren't going to tell us who it is, we'll just go around telling everyone that its ally" blahblahblah :) i've opened myself up to the most juvenile of highschool cliche conversations.

― di, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Somebody should open a book.

I have no ILE crushes at the moment thank goodness.

― Tom, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I wouldn't joke about that one, Tom.

― Sarah, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I very much have an ILEcrush.

― Graham, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have a crush but he knows who he is so it's no fun.

― Madchen, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Can I have a clone of him?

― the pinefox, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You could call him Dolly.

― Madchen, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Who is your crush Graham? You can tell the friendly moderator.

― Tom, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Why do they call it a "crush" anyway?

Is it because they always turn out to be crushing disappointments?

― Trevor, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Trevor: the answer to your question is yes.

I have no ile crushes, thankfully...

― Nicole, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ah fuck it. See above.

― Graham, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

(NB Not Nicole)

― Graham, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You have a crush on Trevor?

― RickyT, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ethan has a crush on me? Who has a crush on me? I have a crush on all of you.

I know who does have a crush on me, and it's Jimmy the Mod.

― Ally, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yes, I admit it. I have a crush on Trevor. But who doesn't?

― Graham, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have no ILE crushes. I gave up crushes for lent.

― Samantha, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I dont have any ILE crushes, I've enough real life ones to keep me busy, or totally not busy as the case may be.

― Ronan, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have 2, one through her posts, one actually sighted (but not Kate the Saint).

― chris, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Only one thing hurts more than an unrequited crush on Trevor, and that's being crushed by one.

I have a crush on Mark S, but it's a secret.

― Trevor, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have a huge whopping crush on myself, but we already knew this.

― Dan Perry, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Trevor and Ronan are really cute names, but not cute enough for me to develop crushes on people I'll never meet, or even see.

― Sean, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i have a crush on mike he makes me wet
ethan and arthur and geoff i could imagine threesomes with

― anthony, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

For the record, I have no ILE crushes. I'm sure I could develop some...

― james, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have a huge whopping crush on myself, but we already knew this.

Yes, yes we did. We are using the royal 'we' here, aren't we?

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No IL* crushes. As far as I can remember, no Real ones either.

― the pinefox, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am trying very hard to develop one, either here or in real life, but alas ... nothing. The best I've managed is a terrific-looking and snappily-dressed girl who rode by my apartment on a bike one day, and let's face it: as far as time-filling crushes go, that's just not up to scratch.

Should I just pick a random girl and try to work up a good crush on her? This is surely one of the first times in my life that I've been nominally single and haven't had some sort of pathetic pining going.

― Nitsuh, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

God Im the opposite.

If I acted on every crush I have I'd be a brazen hussy. Moreso than usual. Having said that theres at least 3 girls I fancy from college.

I could be at one of their houses right now................... BUT I am such a good friend I'm going out with the lads instead.

― Ronan, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have a garlic crush

― Ed, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

...er

― Ed, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No crushes in the pining sense. But there are one or two people I like...

― suzy, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

okay, now that i've made a big deal out of it when i didn't need to cos it ain't a big deal, (I am not a lame-o, i do have a life outside of the computer lab) and you can all make fun of me if you want. toraneko, its officially time for you to be wierded out by me.

― di, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

SHOCK! HORROR! SCANDAL.

Its not weird at all really though.

― Ronan, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Er, Trevor. Don't worry, I only fancy chix0r (and Stuart Cable)

― Graham, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have a crush on Greg Scarth, wherever he is.

― Ally, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh, wait, there we go: I have just decided that Suzy is going to be my official ILE crush. Sorry, Suzy!

― Nitsuh, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh don't apologise, Nitsuh. Smartest boy on IL* so obviously.

― suzy, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"ever had an ILE crush?"
If we're talking a romantic crush, I'm not answering that, I are being secretive. However I will freely admit to wanting to CRUSH Greenfield 2 with a 10 ton weight though.

― DG, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I've never had a romantic crush on an ILE person but I'm quite susceptible to admiration crushes. About half the population of ILE in fact.

Real life crushes aren't working out so beautifully. The Mormon boy is turning out to be frustratingly uptight so I don't know whether to pursue it (him!) or not. I am hard pressed to find anyone else who is lovely or interesting.

― Maria, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm speechless

― toraneko, Saturday, 20 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

NEVER FUCK A MORMON

― anthony, Saturday, 20 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

OK I won't

― duane, Saturday, 20 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The mormon will marry loads of other women aswell. They're mad like that.

I'd fuck a divine light mooney if she was nice looking.

― Ronan, Saturday, 20 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

crush, smush, slush.

― rainy, Saturday, 20 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

he won't marry any women. you should meet this kid. i can't even explain how odd his personality is.

― Maria, Saturday, 20 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

actually, i can. the very odd thing about him is that he treats everyone exactly the same. i've never seen anything like it.

― Maria, Saturday, 20 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

How can he possibly treat everyone exactly the same? He might be a cyborg, Maria! For the love of all things holy, get out while you still can.

― rainy, Saturday, 20 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Tina Chopp is God! Praise Her or DIE!!

for more information see http://www.ebeneezer.net/

― Skraggish Mundood, Thursday, 25 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I will have a crush on everything and anything by tonight... once I get sauced enough doing my DJ gig at the Lava Lounge. Yes, I'm a very cuddly drunk.

― Brian MacDonald, Thursday, 25 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think Di has a new crush now, and its name is I R FatNick.

― toraneko, Thursday, 25 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

no, i am Fatnick's fan, but i do not like him that way. you are still my net crush, toraneko, but its kinda irrelevant now that i'm getting real life action.

― di, Thursday, 25 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

fine, you are all being boring so I am going to throw in some new crushes that I might develop. Doorag, Hamish and Liz for starters, um and Cheezwhizz. Gimme some sugar

― Menelaus Darcy, Thursday, 25 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

cheezwhizz is rooting rainy

― cheezwhizz, Thursday, 25 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

chezzwhizz is also in the process of trying to turn anthony, sean and geoff sraight.

― cheezwhizz, Thursday, 25 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

cheezwhiz, WHY must you besmirch my innocent name?

― rainy, Thursday, 25 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

geoff and i reject bianries. for example if catherine denuve came to me naked i wouldnt say no.

― anthonyeaston, Thursday, 25 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Cheezwhizz, you were just a poor substitute for Doompatrol anyway.

― Menelaus Darcy, Thursday, 25 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What are bianries?

― hamish, Thursday, 25 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

sorry rainy. lets just keep it our secret then shall we, dollface.

anthony, don't we all.

― cheezwhizz, Thursday, 25 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

either/or constructions . for example instead of callign myself gay and buying into the assumption everyone is either gay or straight , i call myself queer which tactilty assumes a spectrum . as well if you set up an either/or it can quickly become a us vs them or if yr not for us your against us .

― anthonyeaston, Thursday, 25 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

oh i see cool. we have them in computer science too but we call them binaries. and must of us don't have sex with people so we only use it for computer states.

― hamish, Thursday, 25 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hamish, where are you at the moment?

― Menelaus Darcy, Thursday, 25 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

so do we , its the anthony cannot spell virus

― anthonyeaston, Thursday, 25 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

oh, peeking over my shoulder.

― Menelaus Darcy, Thursday, 25 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

sheesh, if only catherine de nueve would approach me, my life owuld be fulfiled.

― Geoff, Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

She's too old for you.

― Ally, Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I wish you people would learn how to spell.

― Grammar Queen, Monday, 29 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

that's ok, i like old women.

― Geoff, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

how can people develop a crush on someone just by reading what they type? imaginative embellishment of what they might look like? projection of what they want to hear onto the other persons text?

― Menelaus Darcy, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

its not what they type but how they type it . Hot !

― anthonyeaston, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

the mind plays funny tricks, I for one thought anthony was short and round until I was told otherwise( he is of course a distinguished ginsberg-esque moose charmer of fine frame and figure). Text only give some much scope for mental embelishment. so why noot fall in lust for someone's words. Its happened to me once, (not here, I hasten to add).

― Ed, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I always wished I could contribute to this thread before, and never could. But now I can! Hooray! I finally have an ILE crush and I feel much better for it. Are crushes healthy? Under what circumstances should they stay unrequited and what circumstances should you try to do something about them? Should this be a new thread, or has it already been a thread?

I should get off this board, I am wasting time.

― Ugly Wife, Monday, 12 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

six months pass...
nitsuh, queen g, and hamish.

― haloist, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I've proposed to enough of you, what more do you want?

― Graham, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

At the same time, Haloist? Astounding!

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

yr a sweetie, but are you aware of what yr getting into with me and nitsuh and hamish?

― Queen of the Mentalist Gs, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

A Hamish sandwich?

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Deviled Hamish.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Since my last response to this question, I have since developed and ILX crush. Yes, indeed.

― Sean, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

josh said yes!!

― ethan, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

You are all clearly in love with me. QUIT FLIRTING!

― Mandee, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i hate you all more than ever.

― jess, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, yesterday when I on here, I was eternally in love with Ned for a few hours. Then, I went to Momus's site, clicked around for a while, and fell eternally in love with him for a few hours. In a little bit, I will log off, go to the store, see someone else, and fall eternally in love with them for a while.

Yes, I am a big, overgrown teenager. But it's fun.

― Christine "Green Leafy" Indigo, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I *was* on here, I should say.

― Christine "Green Leafy" Indigo, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I met something like twenty of the people hereon during Anthony's guest star appearance in London. I have crushes on about half of them, so far. I won't name anyone or they'll all avoid me in future (obviously they might do so anyway, just in case, but there seems no good reason for me to encourage such behaviour).

― Martin Skidmore, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I *blush* at Christine's answer, I do. :-)

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i also have a crush on hamish. but i am sure he is taken.

― me, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

tim is a sex god and david thinks so too, when he saw the pictures he was like who is that hottie, and i said tim. We both talked about how yummy he is and how we wany yo invite him to have some kosher sausge

― anthony, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I've proposed to enough of you, what more do you want?

*sulk* And once again I'm completely overlooked. Fine! Don't mind me; I'll just sit in the corner..."Nobody loves me, everybody hates me, guess I'll just go eat worms..."

― j.lu, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I still hate everyone too. I don't have crushes anymore, I am asexual.

― Ally, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I only have crushes in the sense that I would like a huge cement block to crush some people. Not literally of course, but, y'know...

― Nicole, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Nicole, I didn't know you cared! *swoon*

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

A sexual what? Deviant?

― Pete, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Young Daniel, this will now make Joei want to crush you with cement. Which perhaps was your evil plan all along.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i'd have a crush, but my old lady would kill me.

― jess, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

come on shake it baby. swing that thing oh yeah i like it. shake it baby

― cuba libre (nathalie), Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

you drunk.

― jess, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I only have crushes in the sense that I would like a huge cement block to crush some people.

When my crushes go unreciprocated for too long I often would like to see these people crushed beneath some heavy object, but that's just me.

― j.lu, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

indulge me jess with your stories. the old lady won't mind

― cuba libre (nathalie), Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I spit upon the assertion that I am a sexual deviant. I am not. I am a nun.

― Ally, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i don't have any ILE crushes.

― di, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I am a nun.

Sister Ally of the Order of Perpetual Ass-Kicking.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

j.lu, I am too humble to ask for such a magical gift as the hand in marriage of someone as wondrous as you. You deserve much better than me.

(apologies to Alix, Becca L and Dan)

(Can someone please push Pete through a plate glass window? PLEASE? (if no one has before))

― Graham, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I spit upon the assertion that I am a sexual deviant. I am not. I am a nun.

"Chastity--the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions..." Aldous Huxley, Eyeless in Gaza

― j.lu, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

which was the one with the bionic mouth again?

― bc, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

JOSH SAID YES!!!

― ethan, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I have a crush on someone on this board but I'm too pathetic to pursue it.

― lame_o, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Heavens, just write the person and say hi, at least. No need to reveal yer affections -- find out if whoever it is is worth talking to one-on- one. :-)

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh yeah, jess I fancy your "old lady" too.
And Hamish is available.

― haloist, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

liz you 'fancy' jess's mother?

― unknown or illegal user, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

everytime you do me, such a rush, neigh, i can't resist thee, lemon crush.

― Queen of the Mentalist Gs, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Meh. I do not have a crush on any of you actually I do not have ANY proper crushes chiz chiz. There is someone who I don't even particularly FANCY but like the appeal of but he is not on the boards and there is someone who is miles away and not even on the wibbly wobbly web (okay he is but not to any mentalist extent) and apart from that it is nothing. I am enjoying having a whole double bed to myself apart from floppy dog/pikachu/hairbrush (I had wondered where I had put it, turns out it was by my left foot).

― Sarah, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

SOB! Ha ha I will grow up to be PAULINE from the League of Gents.

ROSS: "Love?"
PAULINE: "No".

So sad so sad but at least she has the Exocet. Oh Eddy. You are not alive.

― mrs levinson, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I developed a huge-three week crush on Ross from The League of Gentlemen. It died when he revealed he actually worked for the benefits agency.

― Anna, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Please everyone have more ILE crushes. Since I'm refusing to watch or comment on BB3, I need there to be *some* social disaster zone with which to amuse myself...

― alext, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

that will make my mom happy. she's been a bit depressed lately, i think.

― jess, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I will do my best Alex. Who should I have an ILE Crush on then?

― Tom, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

PICK ME!

― Alan T, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

the general consensus tom seems to be hamish or my mom.

― jess, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

You're too easy Alan. How can I respect somebody who lends Dr Who videos on the first date?

― Tom, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Anyone who currently need wuv.

― alext, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Tom: Me! Me!

― Christine "Green Leafy" Indigo, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

obv everyone on this thread has pash on me but only one person declared it hmmmm

― mark s, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i have an ile crush!! but it is not on anyone of you fancy a pint regulars, so don't worry. actually it is on someone a bit like mark s, haha.

― toby, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

actually i have a crush on liz, but she is my flatmate.

― di, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

di you creep

― unknown or illegal user, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Di may be a creep but the person who posted they had a crush on me under two different names/email addresses is creepier. (i think i've seen her in real life actually)

― hamish, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

tell me who it is, hamish. maybe it was petrajane?

― di, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

no i'm not a bass player.

― hamish, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

sorry, i should have realized it would seem creepy. i take it back. it was just a passing fancy, like when you see someone on the street. (she (whoever she is) is positively blameless.)

you did mean me, right? again, sorry.

― me, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

its okay haloist i like you being creepy.

― hamish, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i kinda liked being crushed. even though it was baffling. being not crushed is booooring.

― nancy b., Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Hamish when will you face up to it: it's not me who posted the anon crush on you, doofus!!!! And whoever it was, don't apologize for it!! And uh I thought jess meant nancy (not his mother) by "old lady"...

― haloist, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

oh! now i am blushing. (which is certainly not boring.)

― nancy b., Friday, 31 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

if somebody could pretend to have a crush on me, that would certainly help me out of a little jam I'm presently in.

― rainy, Friday, 31 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ps: if you actually could have a real crush on me that would be fine also.

― rainy, Friday, 31 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

pps: I meant the jam thing figuratively, I am not immersed in jam.

― rainy, Friday, 31 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ppps. but if me being immersed in jam could help you have a crush on me, then I could be.

― rainy, Friday, 31 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

okay i have a crush on rainy

― , Friday, 31 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I know who both those anonymous crushes-on-dunedin-people are! Hah!

― haloist, Friday, 31 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

if rainy had a penis i would fly across the ocean to be w. her

― anthony, Friday, 31 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

who are we then?

― , Friday, 31 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i have many crushes but will not embarrass myself or anyone else by admitting themx0r

― electric sound of jim, Friday, 31 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Immerse yourself in jam, Rainy, I now have a terrible crush.

― Matt, Friday, 31 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I still have a crush on Rainy.

― Graham, Friday, 31 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

We all have crushes on Rainy. Well, maybe not all of us, but still.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 31 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I like her photos.

― toraneko, Friday, 31 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

some sleazebag called indykid has a crush on practically everyone here.

― di, Tuesday, 4 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

that link doesn't work di.

― hamish, Tuesday, 4 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Should be hyphenated. Indie-kid. Still, their error.

― Matt, Tuesday, 4 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Nope, no joy.

― Matt, Tuesday, 4 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

it appears that didn't either. html you suck.

that is so wierd. i didn't type anything wrong at all.
heh this is funny everyones lining up for some indykid luvvin!
www.indykid.diaryland.com

― di, Tuesday, 4 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

hamish make the bad computer stop! http://indykid.diaryland.com/index.html

― di, Tuesday, 4 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

http://indykid.diaryland.com/

― hamish, Tuesday, 4 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

http://indykid.diaryland.com/

A part of me <3s this kid. A part of me suspects the entries were really written by an random indieblog generator. I still love it.

― j.lu, Tuesday, 4 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

mmm robotik luv

― ducklingmonster, Tuesday, 4 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

it rocks! we went to the zinefest and later biked to school where i bought some converse sneakers and some ceedees by vaselines and radiohead. i wish on the first star i see everynite. i wish. so hard. but nothing ever comes of it. i've just been grooving to the latest lp by mogwai. i've just bought a glitter pen!!!!!! i need coffee. rawwwkk. i've got a huge crush on a cool boy called skylar. they are yummy. i guess i better go study for my french exam. i'm invited to di and kathleen's pyjama party. echoboy and maryann will be there (and my secret crush cornflakeboy.) i'll be wearing my new cute pyjamas. tomorrow i'm going to buy a soy latte. i had an argument with jess about whether stereolab is better than le tigre!!! i'm really looking forward to the team dresch show. they're being supported by goldifox and sleater-kinney. roxor!!! rock. do not act out on soap opera urges. my rockingest friend chloe and i rollerskated downtown and went to the health food store. yay. i've got to practice the drums before my band practice tomorrow. i love my spiffy friend dwayne!!!!!! i really want green sparkly eyeshadow... do not act out on soap opera urges. i really want the foucault reader. it rocks. i guess i better go study for my anthro exam... yay. rock. i've just bought a record player. read about it in my zine. i love my stripey friend rockgrrl!!! my cute friend petra and i biked downtown and went to the protest march. rawwwkk. i'm invited to star and liz's pyjama party. jen and jess will be there (and my secret crush dwayne.) i'll be wearing my new mad pyjamas... suxor. i wish on the first star i see everynite. i wish. so hard. but nothing ever comes of it. i've just been grooving to the latest lp by the slits. i've got to practice the guitar before my gig tomorrow. i've got a huge crush on a spangly girl called echoboy. they are spiffy. roxor! i wish i could be just like courtney love. she's my hero. i had an argument with maryann about whether emily's sassy lime is better than the butchies. i need coffee.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Ron, Tuesday, 4 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

nancy made me a mixtape with death cab for cutie and the pussies on it. she RoX0r. i guess i better go study for my english exam.

!!!!

(it's not about me, but it could be. ack!)

― nancy b., Tuesday, 4 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

my cute friend rainy and i skipped downtown and went to the protest march!!!

I don't remember doing any skipping or protesting. or marching.

― rainy, Tuesday, 4 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Indykid you don't really love all those people you say you do. You especially don't love Hamish or Di or Duane or this other Dunedin person. You're just a twee little ragamuffin with a tail like a kite and one day the wind is just gonna come and lift you up and carry you away and then you'll really wish you had that glitter pen so you could write on the stars like you've always dreamed of doing. Now I've got to go practice the drums for my gig tomorrow...

― EEK!, Wednesday, 5 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i've got a huge crush on a mad boy called rainy

― rainy, Wednesday, 5 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

five months pass...
THREAD REVIVAL.

Me, I do, I have one!! Now guess.

I am officially going to bed now.

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 17 November 2002 04:29 (twenty-three years ago)

bnw

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 17 November 2002 04:39 (twenty-three years ago)

I have friendly crushes. There are certain people on ILE that I would just really like to befriend.

― Melissa W (Melissa W), Sunday, 17 November 2002 04:41 (twenty-three years ago)

the ilxor chicks DIG bnw! i saw it in action, it's cool!

― ron (ron), Sunday, 17 November 2002 04:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Mark S! (okay not really, since I have no idea what he looks like: can you have a crush on someone's prose?)

― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Sunday, 17 November 2002 04:53 (twenty-three years ago)

(if not I think I'll pick Ally)

― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Sunday, 17 November 2002 04:54 (twenty-three years ago)

You choo-choose me?!?! Yay!

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 17 November 2002 05:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Mark unless you furnish a self-description in the next 48 hours Ally and I shall announce our engagement!!

― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Sunday, 17 November 2002 05:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Pfff, fuck that, I ain't waitin'. Get to the Upper West Side of Manhattan by 8pm Monday, we're going to elope in Niagra Falls.

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 17 November 2002 05:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Ally: Give us a clue!

― Mary (Mary), Sunday, 17 November 2002 05:33 (twenty-three years ago)

It's a boy!

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 17 November 2002 05:47 (twenty-three years ago)

whew. i'm off the hook then.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 17 November 2002 05:54 (twenty-three years ago)

well, duh, it's me! (sorry Mark: Manhattan is probably a lot closer to Tucson than where-evah you live)

― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Sunday, 17 November 2002 05:54 (twenty-three years ago)

I still love you jess. It's ok.

I think this big engagement calls for a HUGE BOOZY MEET UP.

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 17 November 2002 05:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Wait, is it really Justyn or is it one of the lucky few in attendance at last night's FAP? If the latter, was he among the final few, or did he leave a bit earlier? (I strangely didn't notice the crush-like glow emanating from Ms. Ally last night, has my crush-dar proven faulty at last...?

Just saw the above, so it is really Justyn, and who is he?

― Mary (Mary), Sunday, 17 November 2002 06:01 (twenty-three years ago)

JUSTYN EXPLAIN YOURSELF. By the way, when are you coming to NY?

(Mary: Seriously - a NYC FAP attendee)

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 17 November 2002 06:10 (twenty-three years ago)

GEE I WONDER WHO. ;-)

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 17 November 2002 06:12 (twenty-three years ago)

$10 says you'll be surprised.

I still haven't gone to bed from yesterday. I'm going before I say something moronic. Or more moronic than I done already.

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 17 November 2002 06:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Chicks dig that sensitive poet crap. Ally's = the shaggy haired badboy.

― bnw (bnw), Sunday, 17 November 2002 06:16 (twenty-three years ago)

What did you just call me?

Why is everyone in NY awake and at home right now?

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 17 November 2002 06:17 (twenty-three years ago)

he called you julian casablancas.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 17 November 2002 06:20 (twenty-three years ago)

mmmm, actually, February maybe. main problem is I have nowhere to stay...(hint hint!)

― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Sunday, 17 November 2002 06:31 (twenty-three years ago)

(yes, okay, I know this is why they invented hotels. but where are all the cheap ones?)

― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Sunday, 17 November 2002 06:31 (twenty-three years ago)

"Ally's = the shaggy haired badboy."

Hmm, that's what I was thinking...aw, cute!

"Why is everyone in NY awake and at home right now?"

1) We slept all day as
2) We were out all last night and
3) It's raining and miserable out


― Mary (Mary), Sunday, 17 November 2002 07:46 (twenty-three years ago)

There are large crushworthy swathes of NYC FAP attendes. I'm going to make a little list for my own private use.

― nabisco (nabisco), Sunday, 17 November 2002 09:59 (twenty-three years ago)

oh the intrigue

― M Matos (M Matos), Sunday, 17 November 2002 13:25 (twenty-three years ago)

what about all the fucking engagement presents I sent for the party with you and what's his face?

― Queen G (Queeng), Sunday, 17 November 2002 17:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Listen, I get engaged a lot, if you can't handle it then maybe we shouldn't freestyle fuck across America, cos I'll get engaged to you too.

Justyn: My apartment is your cheap ass hotel! As long as you don't mind the cat.

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 17 November 2002 20:22 (twenty-three years ago)

MW, AC, RL and RM, though these are mostly friend crushes as much as anything else.

― Graham (graham), Sunday, 17 November 2002 20:48 (twenty-three years ago)

awww graham is in wuv with anal cunt.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 17 November 2002 20:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, I forget, last night she changed her name to B-BC.

― Graham (graham), Sunday, 17 November 2002 20:54 (twenty-three years ago)

(oh and NW, obv)

― Graham (graham), Sunday, 17 November 2002 21:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Ally: I live with three cats! I feel like an eccentric old lady or something.

― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 18 November 2002 01:24 (twenty-three years ago)

my crushes are staying a secret

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 18 November 2002 01:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Alright, Justyn. So I shall be expecting you then. But not the cats, my cat will get all bitchy and asshole about that.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 18 November 2002 02:15 (twenty-three years ago)

I just remembered I don't turn 21 till June, so can anyone get me a passable fake ID?

― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 18 November 2002 05:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Who could attend the glamorous NYCFAP and not come away with an ILE crush?

― Paul Eater (eater), Monday, 18 November 2002 06:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, those Mexican waitresses were pretty cute. (I just hope I made nabisco's list 'cuz I'm not sure if he saw me winking at him.)

― bnw (bnw), Monday, 18 November 2002 06:30 (twenty-three years ago)

fine baybee, we'll make freestyle free love and you can even engage doctor phil, as long as you don't yell femmme missy freppe elliot lyrics when you cum

― Queen G (Queeng), Monday, 18 November 2002 11:15 (twenty-three years ago)

I just remembered I don't turn 21 till June, so can anyone get me a passable fake ID?

Yes.

NYCILxors = HOTTEST PEOPLE ON EARTH. We're all in love with each other. bnw, you were in a dream I had the other night, explain yourself.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 18 November 2002 14:12 (twenty-three years ago)

as long as you don't yell femmme missy freppe elliot lyrics when you cum

BEST SEX EVER.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 18 November 2002 14:59 (twenty-three years ago)

I have a crush on a fellow ILXor, but he knows all about it already. *sigh*

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 18 November 2002 15:31 (twenty-three years ago)

(als, AF, PJ_ and FR should be on my list for completeness and full on ilxor sluttydom (on my part not theirs))

― Graham (graham), Monday, 18 November 2002 15:34 (twenty-three years ago)

I am still distressed about not making Graham's list.

Ally makes a trip to NYC sound very appealing...

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 18 November 2002 19:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Visiting Ally and all the Good People in NYC is appealing by default. Which reminds me, was there any sort of New Year's thing still being planned?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 18 November 2002 19:52 (twenty-three years ago)

There's always something being planned, Ned. Martin, come visit. I order.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 18 November 2002 20:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I might have formed a couple of crushes from the NYC meet.

― Yancey (ystrickler), Monday, 18 November 2002 20:01 (twenty-three years ago)

you obviously had a hard-on for me, it was obvious

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 18 November 2002 20:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Both of my crushes are for you, Tracer. No question. Man-crushes rule.

― Yancey (ystrickler), Monday, 18 November 2002 20:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Man-crush! What a great word.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 18 November 2002 20:15 (twenty-three years ago)

I love the phrase. I use it all of the time. Matos, Tracer and I had a long drunken conversation about just that, revealing our own fave man-crushes. SexXxy!

― Yancey (ystrickler), Monday, 18 November 2002 20:16 (twenty-three years ago)

oh an not for ME. I see. nobody crushes out on Matos, Matos isn't good enough for anybody to have a crush on. Well, HMPH!

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 18 November 2002 20:16 (twenty-three years ago)

IL[se]xOR!

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 18 November 2002 20:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Gee, Matos, thanks for taking all of MY righteous indignation. Hmph indeed!

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 18 November 2002 20:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Sorry Matos, I'm a fickle one. If there's some man-naise leftover, it's coming yr way though, promise.

You too David!

― Yancey (ystrickler), Monday, 18 November 2002 20:18 (twenty-three years ago)

the man-crush we cd all (dis)agree on: Joan Jett and her d*ck-cl*t -- she's smoking in any gender!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 18 November 2002 20:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes, let's unite behind the d*ck-cl*t!

― Yancey (ystrickler), Monday, 18 November 2002 20:23 (twenty-three years ago)

(I had forgotten much of Friday but it's coming (cumming?) back now)

― Yancey (ystrickler), Monday, 18 November 2002 20:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Confession: my crush was on Tracer's jacket. I WILL STEAL IT FROM YOU BASTARD.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 18 November 2002 20:24 (twenty-three years ago)

oh an not for ME. I see. nobody crushes out on Matos, Matos isn't good enough for anybody to have a crush on. Well, HMPH!

Story of my d*** tedious f***ing life, MM; get used to it.

(;^})

That said, count me in for an ILx New Year's Eve in NYC, if it comes to pass.

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 18 November 2002 20:43 (twenty-three years ago)

NYCILxors = HOTTEST PEOPLE ON EARTH. We're all in love with each other.

I have a crush on exactly four NYCilxors. If I told you which ones it would be very scandalous.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 18 November 2002 20:51 (twenty-three years ago)

OUT WITH IT, no more scandalous than me making an ass out of myself.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 18 November 2002 20:53 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd love to visit you all in New York, Ally (I have been there a couple of times before, and love the city - and I didn't have ILE then!), but not until I have money, time, and the ability to plan ahead a bit.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 18 November 2002 21:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Yancey, you shaggy beast, I'll not have yr sloppy THIRDS! But thanks for the lusty thought, dood.

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 18 November 2002 21:35 (twenty-three years ago)

what about those of us ILX'ors who have hoez in different area codez?

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 18 November 2002 21:37 (twenty-three years ago)

I love you, jess, you know this.

Martin, I order you to come this weekend! Is that enough time and planning?

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 18 November 2002 21:38 (twenty-three years ago)

I usually don't plan more than fifteen minutes ahead... Oh, you're not talking about that.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 18 November 2002 21:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Dan, that's naughty.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 18 November 2002 21:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Sorry Ally, I have a dental appointment.

(My current difficulty in planning is mostly to do with a messy divorce and acrimonious financial wranglings, selling this house and buying a new home, plus an exciting new girlfriend who I'm really starting to care about, but I don't know if she feels the same, plus I am short of money. Not a good time to start planning trips abroad!)

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 18 November 2002 21:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, fine, if you're going to let responsibility and sensibility stop you, who am I to say otherwise? Pfff.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 18 November 2002 21:44 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm mostly letting fear and poverty stop me, actually. Also I am hoping that my new girlfriend will come and spend all or most of next weekend at my house.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 18 November 2002 21:55 (twenty-three years ago)

You dog.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 18 November 2002 22:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Also I am hoping that my new girlfriend will come and spend all or most of next weekend at my house.

Making the same joke twice in quick succession: classic or dud?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 18 November 2002 22:02 (twenty-three years ago)

OUT WITH IT

Hahaha... not so fast, Ally. I'm gonna make you sweat a little.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 18 November 2002 22:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Sweat??! Are you going after all the ones I earmarked for myself?!?! Is it time for a throwdown?

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 18 November 2002 22:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Is it time for a throwdown?

ROWR!

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 18 November 2002 22:12 (twenty-three years ago)

oh the competition

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 18 November 2002 22:13 (twenty-three years ago)

oh the sarcasm.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 18 November 2002 22:18 (twenty-three years ago)

i demand wrestling of some sort during my visit.

(nancy is at school right now or i'd earn myself a slap for that one.)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 18 November 2002 22:20 (twenty-three years ago)

oh the wrestling (sorry)

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 18 November 2002 22:39 (twenty-three years ago)

(I'm like Kris Kross missing the bus: I will never ever ever ever do it again)

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 18 November 2002 22:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Not until the next time.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 18 November 2002 22:44 (twenty-three years ago)

also: that wasn't sarcasm. that was gentle mockery

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 18 November 2002 22:47 (twenty-three years ago)

oh the guilt

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 18 November 2002 22:49 (twenty-three years ago)

I think the wrestling should involve Tracer somehow. He's a wrestlin' sort.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 18 November 2002 22:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Pronounced "raslin," obviously.

― Yancey (ystrickler), Monday, 18 November 2002 22:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Which is exactly how I was saying it in my mind. Thank you.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 18 November 2002 22:55 (twenty-three years ago)

The ironic thing is, one of my crushes is on Ally. I'd just be wrasslin' her for the hell of it!

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 18 November 2002 22:57 (twenty-three years ago)

I really think that the next FAP should involve this. Followed by the derelict all night subway rides. I'm for it 100%.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 18 November 2002 23:06 (twenty-three years ago)

If JBR and Ally are trying to make me reconsider that trip to NYC, it's working...

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 18 November 2002 23:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Followed by the derelict all night subway rides.

Followed by? We'll do it right there on the train!

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 18 November 2002 23:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Maybe we should all go to New York.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 18 November 2002 23:14 (twenty-three years ago)

OBVIOUSLY we are all sublimating our powerful carnal desires and the next FAP should consist of 48 hours of raw ILXXX sex!

Followed by a long awkward silence on the board.

― Paul Eater (eater), Tuesday, 19 November 2002 01:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Next on the agenda - renaming the FAPs to reflect the hornier NY version - FAF

(I know you ALL know what the second F stands for so don't even bother playing innocent)

― Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 19 November 2002 02:09 (twenty-three years ago)

I always wanted to strip tease on the poles all over the subways.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 19 November 2002 02:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Fancy A Frottage?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 19 November 2002 04:25 (twenty-three years ago)

A frottagé? Involving several protog&eacture;s flaunting their boobagé causing your appendagés to rummagé thru yer packagé?

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 19 November 2002 04:30 (twenty-three years ago)

(dammit)

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 19 November 2002 04:30 (twenty-three years ago)

I have a crush on all of you. You are all invited to Alexandria! We have houses and cars here. It is very exciting!

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Tuesday, 19 November 2002 04:50 (twenty-three years ago)

I totally picked the wrong year to go to New York.

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Tuesday, 19 November 2002 05:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh! I'll be in Alexandria for Thanksgiving. But perhaps Aaron and j.lu will go elsewhere...? I can't promise to bring any of the stardust nyc magic with me, though; unless some of it happened to rub off on me from the more glamorous fappers...

― Mary (Mary), Tuesday, 19 November 2002 05:55 (twenty-three years ago)

that was glitter from the jacket, Mary

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 19 November 2002 06:03 (twenty-three years ago)

but I wasn't wearing a jacket

― felicity (felicity), Tuesday, 19 November 2002 06:15 (twenty-three years ago)

it must have been dandruff, then

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 19 November 2002 06:34 (twenty-three years ago)

but all the nycilxors seemed glamourous!

― gareth (gareth), Tuesday, 19 November 2002 09:28 (twenty-three years ago)

and do you know why that is, Gareth? it's because we eat between drinking bouts. think about it.

― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 19 November 2002 13:45 (twenty-three years ago)

the curly fries lend this ineffable glow

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 19 November 2002 14:19 (twenty-three years ago)

No, that's make up, Tracer.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 19 November 2002 14:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh! I'll be in Alexandria for Thanksgiving. But perhaps Aaron and j.lu will go elsewhere...?

I'll be in Richmond on Thanksgiving Day. But if you'll be in Alexandria for the rest of the weekend...?

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 19 November 2002 15:57 (twenty-three years ago)

I am not going anywhere.

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 02:12 (twenty-three years ago)

I think that the UKILxors are glamourous; especially the ones with the thick Northern accents (like I can tell the difference!) and the detailed knowledge of the new Britannia!

Oh cool, j.lu & Aaron, I should be in town for the whole Thanksgiving weekend, if you guys want to try and set something up. I'll email you both privately...

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 03:19 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, I thought our UK visitors were pretty hot, too.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 03:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Alan T. put me in a headlock. Jealous?

― bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 03:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Goddamn it, everyone crushes on you.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 03:45 (twenty-three years ago)

No no no, I still think that title goes to Tracer's jacket.

― bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 03:52 (twenty-three years ago)

You mock my love?

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 03:53 (twenty-three years ago)

How come no one had a crush on my jacket? :-(

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 04:16 (twenty-three years ago)

not enough dandruff

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 04:17 (twenty-three years ago)

I told you I loved your jacket! There's a difference though...Tracer's was hard and dirty and crushy, whereas yours was hot and sexy and loveable.

My military coat is no longer impressive and Hitchcock-Girlian, being as I lost the belt :(

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 04:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Tracer's was hard and dirty and crushy, whereas yours was hot and sexy and loveable.

So being hot and sexy and lovable doesn't merit a crush?

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 04:50 (twenty-three years ago)

this thread has lost its thread

― boxcubed (boxcubed), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 04:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Also: I've got a crush on the entire topography of Michael Daddino's head, particularly (but in no way limited to) the sideburns.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 04:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Ah yes, Daddino's mannerisms are also very crushworthy...

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 05:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Two words: pomade.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 05:18 (twenty-three years ago)

all of my current ilx crushes are male.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 06:00 (twenty-three years ago)

jess can fuck me while i fuck ally

― Queen G (Queeng), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 06:17 (twenty-three years ago)

it'll be just like [metaphor]!

― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 06:57 (twenty-three years ago)

I think that the UKILxors are glamourous; especially the ones with the thick Northern accents (like I can tell the difference!) and the detailed knowledge of the new Britannia!

Yeah, I thought our UK visitors were pretty hot, too

:)

unless you both only meant the fap just gone, in which case :(

― gareth (gareth), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 08:49 (twenty-three years ago)

uk ilxors glamorous? hah, yes some of them are, but if i ever make it over there, that'll put an end to that misguided belief posthaste!

― Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 20 November 2002 09:19 (twenty-three years ago)

man i wish i could remember who i was talking about at the top of this thread because i think i actually did have an ilx crush!! october is too early for to have been minna and the josh thing is very real but i wouldve just said that instead of being coy!!

― s trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 09:25 (twenty-three years ago)

i don't recall any headlock shenanigans.

― Alan (Alan), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 14:03 (twenty-three years ago)

So being hot and sexy and lovable doesn't merit a crush?

It does but it also merits LOVE in a way that Tracer's dirty filthy dandruff covered (?) jacket did not.

Gareth: YOU KNOW I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU, stop pouting!

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 14:16 (twenty-three years ago)

But Ally, he's so cute when he pouts!

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 15:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, yes, true, but cuteR when he is cheerful, for example our running stunt during that FAP.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 15:36 (twenty-three years ago)

ethan i'm picking out names for our children

― minna (minna), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 21:51 (twenty-three years ago)

That fucker jess will be a little terror.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 21:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Alan - You attacked me outside the bar. I briefly had the ph34r!

― bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 22:00 (twenty-three years ago)

If it makes any difference where the jacket is concerned, JBR, I've got a crush on you, and I've never SEEN the jacket!

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 25 November 2002 03:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Aww!

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 25 November 2002 03:57 (twenty-three years ago)

It's tr0o0o0o0oo0!

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 25 November 2002 04:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Just wait till you see the jacket!

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 25 November 2002 04:30 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't know if I could handle it!

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 25 November 2002 04:43 (twenty-three years ago)

I want to crush each and every one of you

― donut bitch (donut), Monday, 25 November 2002 05:09 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm crushing your head!

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 25 November 2002 05:11 (twenty-three years ago)

I CRUSH YOUR HEAD.

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 25 November 2002 05:15 (twenty-three years ago)

(grrr...there was supposed to be < /ned_raggett> at the end of that)

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 25 November 2002 05:19 (twenty-three years ago)

330+ posts and nobody wuvs me. Good thing that I'm such a misanthrope or else you might have to consider me crushed.

― Kim (Kim), Monday, 25 November 2002 05:54 (twenty-three years ago)

and I'm suddenly sad none of you know me well enough to have a crush on me - nor I you (though there are some promising beginnings)

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 25 November 2002 05:59 (twenty-three years ago)

sadly, none. besides eminem, that is.

― geeta (geeta), Monday, 25 November 2002 06:12 (twenty-three years ago)

This pompadour thing is a CHICK. MAGNET.

I dunno if it's a "crush" -- it's more of an eminently sensible fancy -- but Brian M. is, you know...foxy.

Now that he's left my country, let me add: TIM HOPKINS! TIM HOPKINS! and finally, TIM HOPKINS! ROOOOWWR!

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 25 November 2002 06:19 (twenty-three years ago)

Mike: do you like Tim?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 25 November 2002 11:25 (twenty-three years ago)

so many broken hearts!

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 25 November 2002 12:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Crieky this thread has suddenly got a great deal better.

― Tim (Tim), Monday, 25 November 2002 13:03 (twenty-three years ago)

hasn't peaked yet.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 25 November 2002 13:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Can I post my hott pictures of Tim now, or will he murder me? (Or is one worth the other?)

― bnw (bnw), Monday, 25 November 2002 14:20 (twenty-three years ago)

POST HOTT PICTURES! NOW! HURRY!

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 25 November 2002 14:31 (twenty-three years ago)

I told you what would happen if those pictures were made public, bnw.

― Tim (Tim), Monday, 25 November 2002 14:50 (twenty-three years ago)

By which I mean to say: please don't.

― Tim (Tim), Monday, 25 November 2002 14:51 (twenty-three years ago)

I'll crush on you too, Kim, but that might not be a good idea considering your boyfriend will come and kill me.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 25 November 2002 15:11 (twenty-three years ago)

sean- you can your kung fu skillz and beat the crap out of him, no?

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 25 November 2002 15:24 (twenty-three years ago)

I've seen the pictures, they're great, especially the Gyro Girl.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 25 November 2002 15:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, Julio, I'm more worried about my own girl's kung-fu skillz. To be perfectly honest.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 25 November 2002 15:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Huh, I must have missed the pictures of Tim. They are all developed already?

― Jen (nstop), Monday, 25 November 2002 15:36 (twenty-three years ago)

I can have a crush on you if you want, Kim, but you look so classy on the picture thread -- I'd be a bit intimidated.

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 25 November 2002 17:56 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not so classy, nabisco.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 25 November 2002 18:02 (twenty-three years ago)

no-one ever has a crush on me [/huff]

― dee aitch (david h), Monday, 25 November 2002 18:26 (twenty-three years ago)

attn all: i'm available as both a crushee and crusher all through these busy holiday months. send e-mail, letters, belly-grams, we'll sort something out.

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Monday, 25 November 2002 18:27 (twenty-three years ago)

I like slayer!!!!!!

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 25 November 2002 18:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Hiya NYCers. If there is an ILX New Years event, I plan on coming up for it. Crush on me now and avoid the holiday rush!

;^}

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 25 November 2002 18:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Kim, you're very good looking. Toraneko still rules, though.

― Mark C (Mark C), Monday, 25 November 2002 19:09 (twenty-three years ago)

mark- get out of way man. toraneko is mine.

(its a joke, just in case you happen to read this).

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 25 November 2002 19:26 (twenty-three years ago)

alright, im out...im married.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 25 November 2002 20:00 (twenty-three years ago)

if anyone saw my adam ant seduction of my wife, you all would have developed crushes on me....i was a hot mother fucker. hehehe.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 25 November 2002 20:02 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh ha ha I get to meet J.Lu THIS WEEKEND I get first dibs!

― Mary (Mary), Monday, 25 November 2002 21:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Is it still true that women outnumber men in NYC by about 6:5?

― Ed (dali), Monday, 25 November 2002 21:40 (twenty-three years ago)

right I'm moving.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 25 November 2002 21:48 (twenty-three years ago)

i sail at dawn!

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 25 November 2002 22:05 (twenty-three years ago)

holy.

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 25 November 2002 22:09 (twenty-three years ago)

It's true plus since most of the men here are inherently undateable it really raises everyone else's chances.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 25 November 2002 22:11 (twenty-three years ago)

It's absolutely true. I'd get hit on more on a bad day in New York than a good month in Chicago.

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 25 November 2002 22:16 (twenty-three years ago)

grebt!!!!

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 25 November 2002 22:16 (twenty-three years ago)

start spreading (the news)...

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Monday, 25 November 2002 22:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Does getting frisky in NYC with a girl I met in Boston count?

― donut bitch (donut), Monday, 25 November 2002 22:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes. Because no one gets frisky in Boston, or as I like to call it, Frigid City.

(I just want to see how long it takes before one of my Bostonian friends beats me to a pulp)

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 25 November 2002 22:23 (twenty-three years ago)

I have been led to believe that the cornfed american man is inherently un-dateable.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 25 November 2002 22:26 (twenty-three years ago)

MIDWEST PRIDE.

― felicity (felicity), Monday, 25 November 2002 22:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Ed may I direct you to The tragic ineptitude of the English male (attn: Emma?)

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 25 November 2002 22:31 (twenty-three years ago)

I think most males everywhere are inherently undateable, I was just trying to be positive.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 25 November 2002 22:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Aaaah, people keep harshing on Boston here! Yeah, so a lot of Bostonians are insular and standoffish, but, but... only at first.

But what do I know anyway? I suppose living in the Big City for the past six years makes me a New Yorker already...

― Jen (nstop), Monday, 25 November 2002 22:38 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm going to get beaten to a pulp at the next ILX meet!

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 25 November 2002 22:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Seen it. she dated tragically inept males who had had this honed down to a fine art by being upper class and public school educated products of generations of inbreeding. Real english men don't date. I have never knowingly dated, but I think I was tricked once.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 25 November 2002 22:39 (twenty-three years ago)

So, what the hell do you New Yorkers do when you have to visit a West Coast city, then? I'm amazed that I know so many east coasters in Seattle as it is... even my Pacific ass gets frustrated with the passive-aggressive-insincere-repression-shell-designed-by-scenesters 'tude I get with people here.

― donut bitch (donut), Monday, 25 November 2002 22:44 (twenty-three years ago)

So, what the hell do you New Yorkers do when you have to visit a West Coast city, then?

Cry.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 25 November 2002 22:47 (twenty-three years ago)

you DO live in Seattle!

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 25 November 2002 22:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Haha most of the men I knew on the west coast were east coast transplants!

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 25 November 2002 22:58 (twenty-three years ago)

that's OK, most of my friends in Seattle were midwest transplants just like me! same in NYC, actually. like attracts like, or something

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 25 November 2002 23:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Boston - the frigid city, that should be Mayor Menino's new slogan.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 25 November 2002 23:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Hardly anyone I know in New York is actually from New York.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 25 November 2002 23:08 (twenty-three years ago)

same with Seattle, and my comment about people was directed at West Coasties... even though in retrospect, it's very contradictory, so uh... YEAH STUPID PAUL'S PHONE! STOP POSTING UNDER MY NAME!

― donut bitch (donut), Monday, 25 November 2002 23:20 (twenty-three years ago)

True, everyone seems to pick up the same New York attitude regardless. Posers!

― Jen (nstop), Monday, 25 November 2002 23:23 (twenty-three years ago)

(Not directed to any NYC ilXors -- I love you all!)

― Jen (nstop), Monday, 25 November 2002 23:23 (twenty-three years ago)

what kind of NY attitude do you mean here? (not offended, just curious)

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 25 November 2002 23:25 (twenty-three years ago)

I always try to pick up the New York attitude with the nougat center.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 25 November 2002 23:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Bleech! Coconut.

― donut bitch (donut), Monday, 25 November 2002 23:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Crab kolosh.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 25 November 2002 23:56 (twenty-three years ago)

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN AN X-RAY OF A HICCUP?!!

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 00:01 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm actually thinking of something very specific, the "I am too cool to dance at rock shows" thing whereby people shoot dirty looks at anyone who appears to be having a good time. And resulting general unsociability.

But rock shows are not yr bag, right? So you probably haven't encountered this.

― Jen (nstop), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 00:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Crab kolosh.

4th Avenue! The Williamsburg Bridge! Governor's Island!

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 00:08 (twenty-three years ago)

i think my inability to have a crush is a sign that i have attained a new level of self-centredness.

― di smith (lucylurex), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 00:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Kim, I was flat-out hitting on you on the Prince thread. What are you complaining about?

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 00:51 (twenty-three years ago)

I have never experienced that as a New York thing at all Jen; it's MUCH more indicative of Minneapolis or Seattle (the other two places I've lived) than of NYC. At the least, NYC people don't glare at you for dancing the way Minneapolitans and/or Seattleites do, in my experience.

― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 01:26 (twenty-three years ago)

I have never experienced that as a New York thing at all Jen; it's MUCH more indicative of Minneapolis or Seattle (the other two places I've lived) than of NYC. At the least, NYC people don't glare at you for dancing the way Minneapolitans and/or Seattleites do, in my experience.

This is odd; I remember seeing a Grunge documentary a few years ago where they said that Seattle has the best audiences, because no one ever plays there and thus they're not as jaded as NYC or LA. Admitidely, it was an interview from the late 80's/early 90's, so things might have changed...

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 02:09 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd guess that Seattle today is prob. a lot different than Seattle of the late 80s, but I was in NJ then, not here. I know only 3 people who grew up in the city, so I pretty much believe the whole city moved here from elsewhere. There are more people from my smallish town in NJ here than in Boston!! (er, that I know, at least...)

Haha, I can't believe no one's snagged Mitch as an ILX crushee-> his "ah fuckit, what do you all look like" photo is adorable! ;- )

― lyra (lyra), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 02:36 (twenty-three years ago)

nabisco - you ARE joking aren't you? I'm so far from intimdating that even little kids don't get out of my way when I try to walk somewhere. Not until I swear at them that is. Classy muahahaa.

― Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 03:54 (twenty-three years ago)

So, do you think it's true that 90% of women have a thing for 10% of the guys, and 90% of the guys have a thing for 10% of the women?

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 04:39 (twenty-three years ago)

If you're saying what I think you're saying with that 10% figure, I think you're probably dead on.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 04:44 (twenty-three years ago)

100% of the 10% have a thing for the opposite 10%.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 04:59 (twenty-three years ago)

HAHA, Sean...

OK, let me rephrase it here for maximum sexuality liberation...

Do you believe it's true that only 10% of the population is "sought after" by 90% of that same population?

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 05:01 (twenty-three years ago)

I think I'm in the 90 percent. Although Sean Carruthers likes me!

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 05:04 (twenty-three years ago)

thanks lyra, and yes it's a most puzzling thing ;(

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 11:25 (twenty-three years ago)

i had a crush on an old ILE person, but it was 10 years ago so probably doesn't count.

― leigh (leigh), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 11:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Since I've been privately scolded by SOMEONE, I'll take the chance now to proclaim my undying love for all three of the other attendees of the most recent Toronto FAP (yes, even the dastardly Sundar - aspiring girlfriend stealer!) primarily because they're all fantastically friendly and smart, but also because, well (and yes I'm a hypocrite now) they're just soooooo darned cute.

― Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 11:40 (twenty-three years ago)

*cough cough* *duress* *cough cough cough*

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 14:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey, I found and scanned my second alltime favorite photo of myself!

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 27 November 2002 02:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Hiya, J.Lu.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 27 November 2002 06:02 (twenty-three years ago)

one month passes...
Anna has a crush on [can't say].

― Graham (graham), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 00:25 (twenty-three years ago)

is it an ILXOR?

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 00:29 (twenty-three years ago)

sorry, so many 'crush threads'...bet its you graham?

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 00:35 (twenty-three years ago)

I just noticed this thread had grown fromt he NYCFAF.

Since I've been privately scolded by SOMEONE, I'll take the chance now to proclaim my undying love for all
three of the other attendees of the most recent Toronto FAP

Waaaaaaaah, Kim doesn't undyingly wub me!

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 00:41 (twenty-three years ago)

No.

[Oh fuck, she can blackmail me too. Delete ILE Graham]

― Graham (graham), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 02:09 (twenty-three years ago)

But Zac, I do wub you! I think I wrote that before the Sneaky Dees one where you ditched us so heartlessly, so you would be one of the three then wouldn't ya? cha cha.

― Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 03:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Your just saying that to make me feel better.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 05:52 (twenty-three years ago)

tim finney is a god of fuck

― anthony easton (anthony), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 05:55 (twenty-three years ago)

I think I like Journey more than Slayer these days.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 13:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Anna has a crush on [can't say].

I wouldn't mind you telling me though, I am highly confused by this, especially as even when drunk on Sunday I can remember what I was doing. I think you may have got your wires crossed from hearing me talking to Martin about going to Canada. That person is not an ILE person. Please e-mail and tell me what on earth you are going on about.

― Anna (Anna), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 13:10 (twenty-three years ago)

dammit, i crush on noone and noone crushes on me. i feel like a blob. i could crush on someone obvious bt he wld know it was ironic. then again, ironic crushes appeal 2 me...

― masonicboom, Tuesday, 31 December 2002 13:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Kate, I have an ionic crush on you.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 15:05 (twenty-three years ago)

jel: Escape is fairly solid, eh? The title track is amazing.

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 16:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Kate you had your fill of crushes for the year, you'll have to wait for tomorrow to be given your new allotment.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 16:47 (twenty-three years ago)

can i make the peter noone joke as pete isn't here?

kate and peter noone sitting in a tree...

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 16:49 (twenty-three years ago)

to be honest steve, i would advise against it

― gareth (gareth), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 16:57 (twenty-three years ago)

making fun of someone's typoons when yo know their kybrd is brokn is hardly fair game...

aw, thanks, dan. though u know i only love u 4 yer dirty dronerock name.

― masonicboom, Tuesday, 31 December 2002 17:04 (twenty-three years ago)

kate. if it wasnt for the vulva, i would be all over you.

― anthony easton (anthony), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 17:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Typoon n.; a typhoon that fucks up.

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 17:49 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't get crushes on ile people, I get crushes on ile recipes! I will read something about what someone is making and get really hungry.

― Nicole (Nicole), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 17:50 (twenty-three years ago)

"If it wasn't for the vulva, [...]" is possibly the greatest conditional clause ever typed.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 18:25 (twenty-three years ago)

In case anyone is wondering, possibly jealously, Anna was not suggesting going to Canada with me.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 1 January 2003 20:09 (twenty-three years ago)

dammit, i crush on noone and noone crushes on me. i feel like a blob. i could crush on someone obvious bt he wld know it was ironic. then again, ironic crushes appeal 2 me...

To start my 2003: Kate, I have an iconic crush on you.

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 3 January 2003 02:57 (twenty-three years ago)

I would like to have a 3 way with Toraneko and Di. Ah hell, throw I R Fatnick in there, too.

― Scaredy Cat, Friday, 3 January 2003 03:02 (twenty-three years ago)

ooh secret crushes are the BEST

― di smith (lucylurex), Friday, 3 January 2003 05:34 (twenty-three years ago)

But Zac, I do wub you! I think I wrote that before the Sneaky Dees one where you ditched us so heartlessly, so you would be one of the three then wouldn't ya?

yes but but that leaves me out. i'll just hurl myself out the window now, thank you.

― dyson (dyson), Friday, 3 January 2003 07:42 (twenty-three years ago)

I have no shame with crushes. In the past I have crushed on Jess and Torenakeo. I have constantly crushed on Anthony. Perhaps it is his unavailablity which makes him so lovable. . .

― That Girl (thatgirl), Friday, 3 January 2003 09:43 (twenty-three years ago)

But... arghhh.. ok, just forget it! I'm backing to hating everyone now you bastards. ;)

― Kim (Kim), Friday, 3 January 2003 11:44 (twenty-three years ago)

a level playing field is all i ask for ;)

― dyson (dyson), Friday, 3 January 2003 18:39 (twenty-three years ago)

I have no time for ILE crushes, I'm too busy deciding to have a crush on my boss's brother.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 3 January 2003 19:31 (twenty-three years ago)

I always knew you hated me, Kim.

Meanie.

=)

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 3 January 2003 22:39 (twenty-three years ago)

three months pass...
REVIVE because it's all about me.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 01:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Everyone has a crush on Ally!

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 01:47 (twenty-two years ago)

that still doesn't excuse her wanton egomania and advocating of Journey.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 01:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I have crushes on minna and jewelly and grimstitch so far, I probably forgot a couple (I am purposefully evading a crush on Ally because everybody else has one, poo)

I don't have a crush on Sam because she said video games suck.

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 01:49 (twenty-two years ago)

This is all too much, I'd have to list like every ILXor.

― hstencil, Wednesday, 16 April 2003 01:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I am crushed.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 01:55 (twenty-two years ago)

:(

― rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 01:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Revealing crushes in public is like telling everybody what you're gonna wish for when you blow out the candles. AIN'T GONNA DO IT.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 01:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Anthony, do you hate fun? Wait a sec, since I know you like Good Charlotte, I already know the answer (and it is yes).

― hstencil, Wednesday, 16 April 2003 02:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Fuck it, I have a crush on all women, who am I kidding

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 02:02 (twenty-two years ago)

It's all about me = it's all about my crush, not literally about me, jesus people. What would Journey do? Not self promote, that's what. They'd sing a dramatic love song to their crush, and play airkeyboard on a pier. So that's what I'm doing, this Friday, Chelsea Piers, 10pm, be there.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 02:02 (twenty-two years ago)

:( I love fun. Who doubts my funlove?

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 02:02 (twenty-two years ago)

me, obviously.

― hstencil, Wednesday, 16 April 2003 02:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Fuck it, I have a crush on all women, who am I kidding

You disguised it admirably during the DCFAP. Such self-control!
;^}

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 02:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Millar and Ant think I'm an egomaniac despite rampant evidence of my giving nature, for example Ant demanded I update my website and I did solely for him. THIS SEEMS HIGHLY UNFAIR.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 02:06 (twenty-two years ago)

HStencil is out of line with all these wanton accusations of funhate. Have you sense of decency, HStencil, have you no sense of decency?

― Amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 02:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I take back the claims of egomania, if hstencil STOPS SAYING I HATE FUN!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 02:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Ok, since when did I become responsible for hstencil?

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 02:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh fuck it. I don't care if people think I'm not fun. Kickin' it back, that's my idea of fun.

http://www.limpbizkit.com/uploaded_media/fdporesized.jpg

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 02:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Less fun, more crushes.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 02:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Fine. I want to take JBR out to a nice dinner. My treat.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 02:18 (twenty-two years ago)

aw.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 02:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally is just dissappointed cause we all have crushes on Kim now and not her.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 03:03 (twenty-two years ago)

No, listen, I want you to have crushes on her, because that weird creepy post is still on ILM about me from the anonymous lurker who wanted to be me. I'm talking about MY CRUSHES here people, not people who crush on me, people who crush on me are mentalists.

(if this gets posted 3 times blame ILX not me)

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 03:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a crush on you, Ally. Or at least, I'll work one up. I have to impregnate you, remember?

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 03:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I just proposed marriage to rosemary, in a chat room.

― hstencil, Wednesday, 16 April 2003 03:22 (twenty-two years ago)

you cad!

― James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 03:23 (twenty-two years ago)

You could just sperm donate if you're more comfortable with that, I'm not in it for the sex. I purely decided that I wanted to have a baby, because I decided to name something Quinn, and my cat's already got a name, so a baby it is.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 03:23 (twenty-two years ago)

ew, like Jane Seymour?

― James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 03:24 (twenty-two years ago)

OK MY MIND HAS CHANGED.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 03:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I think you need to get a Planned Parenthood counselor on the line tout suite, honey.

Sperm donation? Too complicated. Besides, who could deny that you're cute?

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 03:26 (twenty-two years ago)

ME. I COULD DENY IT. YR ALL DAMNED FOOLS. But what can I name my baby? Now I want a baby and have no name for it.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 03:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Cthulhu.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 03:31 (twenty-two years ago)

No, I stopped dating Ramon, silly.

I think I will name it Pillow, like how Michael Jackson calls his baby Blanket.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 03:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Whatever you name it, put its middle name in quotes, like John "Peter" Smith.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 03:32 (twenty-two years ago)

A little on the Von Sydow side, dontcha think, JBR?

How about Lloyd? As in, Dobler.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 03:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Or Steven "Popcorn" Adler.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 03:33 (twenty-two years ago)

John "Cougar" Mellencamp.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 03:34 (twenty-two years ago)

And everyone must always make air quotes when saying the name out loud.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 03:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Jody "Beth" Rosen?

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 03:37 (twenty-two years ago)

"Exactly."

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 03:42 (twenty-two years ago)

A kid destined to be born to fame, irony, or both. Much like Jesus "H" Christ.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 03:43 (twenty-two years ago)


*note - Mr Noodles might be exaggerating. He is a very cute boy though, so I'll forgive him.

― Kim (Kim), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 03:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Mike "Hanle" y

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 03:45 (twenty-two years ago)

you guys are like that sheila chick

― ron (ron), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 03:54 (twenty-two years ago)

the ready for the world one?

― James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 03:56 (twenty-two years ago)

just trying to crack a 'say anything' joke ;-)

― ron (ron), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 04:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Thank you for your support, Ron.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 04:08 (twenty-two years ago)

How about Doppler, as In Effect?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 04:19 (twenty-two years ago)

The Dobler effect is so much cooler.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 04:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Hm, hm. Well, anyway. None of my ILE crushes are at all out of hand and most are quite ignorable; I mean, most of you live far, far away and so I can't take them seriously. But there are a handful of you who I could imagine developping a greater crush on if you were here. Sure. Especially right now, when I'm a little tipsy!

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 04:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Lord knows there's nothing fun about crushes...

― jm (jtm), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 04:37 (twenty-two years ago)

you all love me, admit it

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 05:35 (twenty-two years ago)

i have crushes on ILE threads...

inanimate objex are HOTT.

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 06:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a crush on Durst's adidas in that picture.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 08:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I love it when this thread gets revived, see far above for details.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 08:46 (twenty-two years ago)

My ILE crushes are fairly obvious and BLATANT these days. Yes, I'm looking at you, hstencil and Chris B! I think it's much healthier that way than to be all secretive about them. That way madness lies. Oh, and you should only ever ILE crush on people what live on different continents. This is much safer, too!

― kate, Wednesday, 16 April 2003 08:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a crush on minna and j.lu's names, they're adorable. As people, I can take or leave them.

:p (just kidding!

I suppose my incorrigible pallyness with Horace Mann counts, too. I apologize.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 08:58 (twenty-two years ago)

i crush you all like bugs.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 09:03 (twenty-two years ago)

i have a crush on all the americans

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 09:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Mmmm, me too. It's the tans, the white teeth, the hair

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 09:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Tan? I'm paler than any of you people!

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 09:22 (twenty-two years ago)

it's the VISA for me and me 47 brothers

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 09:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Jody, I'm albino.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 09:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Okay, not really.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 09:24 (twenty-two years ago)

You mean this isn't you, Jody? Now I'm confused...

http://www.ci.appstate.edu/programs/edmedia/medialit/images/baywatch.gif

PUNK AS FUCK

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 09:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Is that Hasselhoff? Germans love him.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 09:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Not as much as these guys:

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/stores/detail/-/music/B0000070S1/customer-reviews/1/ref=cm_rev_prev/104-8325136-9735169?show=-submittime

(sorry for size of link - don't know how to do the coded link thang)

― Alex K (Alex K), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 09:38 (twenty-two years ago)

In the news today, coming soon, knightrider the movie. Hasselhoff 'Executive Consultant'.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 09:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Jody's big in Germany, too. She just doesn't know it yet. ILE is broadcast on forty-foot high screens in the town squares of Bavaria. Live.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 09:45 (twenty-two years ago)

It's like Big Brother. But with pedants.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 09:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd just like to say hi to the people of Noerdlingen!

(I'm sorry, I've completely railroaded this thread with my silly "jokes")

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 09:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Wie mochten votieren aus Nordicskills.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 10:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Wir not wie, and sp. etc.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 10:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Gibt's auf, Ed. Es lohnt sich nicht.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 10:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Miene deutch ist rubbish, I have donr any since I was 15 and my teacher taaught me to sing lieder and drink riesling above and beyond language.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 11:06 (twenty-two years ago)

deutsch?

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 11:08 (twenty-two years ago)

exactly

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 11:21 (twenty-two years ago)

i presently have no ILE crushes. i have rediscovered my social life. hahaha you all suck I R all gay!

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 11:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Tan? I'm paler than any of you people!

Not me!

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 11:45 (twenty-two years ago)

ED ROCKT IHR SEID ALLE SCHWULL!!!!!

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 12:44 (twenty-two years ago)

MEINE DEUTSCHE IST RUBBISH, REPEAT. You'll never learn otherwise.

I have a crush on every German ever, they wear all black and talk about angles and listen to Kraftwerk. At least that's what I've convinced myself.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 12:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Wie reitet zu spät durch nacht und wind?

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 12:48 (twenty-two years ago)

(he likes you)

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 12:51 (twenty-two years ago)

no if they wear black they listen to Neubatten ally!

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 12:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Es ist der vater mit seinem kind.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 12:52 (twenty-two years ago)

No one likes me, fools. Ich bin ein Weibchen. Ich habe eine voodoo Puppe, und sollte befürchtet werden.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 12:58 (twenty-two years ago)

The only thing I know how to say in German is "Now ist the time on Schprockets VEN VEEE DANCE!!!"

― kate, Wednesday, 16 April 2003 12:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, I'm on the next train to NYC to show Ally my tattoo's. I now have a crush on her.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 13:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Du sprache gut deutsch.

Parlo solo Italiano e francese. Non caspisco che cosa significa 'befürchtet'.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 13:00 (twenty-two years ago)

De Leit hier san olle deppert!!

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 13:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Ich liebe Ihre, Chris. Ich liebe Ihren Adam Ant Tanz.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 13:43 (twenty-two years ago)

du bist ein faule bauer

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 13:45 (twenty-two years ago)

RUF MICH AN ILX

thats all the german i know. i am suddenly feeling insecure because i only know spanish. i am so common ;-(
my ilx crush shout-out then goes to alla tha ladeeyz who love lorca and borges and neruda then ;-)

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 15:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Meine Katze spricht Deutsches...wo die Würste sind?

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 15:25 (twenty-two years ago)

oh and ...

Ich möchte gern dein Herr sein.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 15:27 (twenty-two years ago)

let's just say that if you're female, post here, and live in Australia I probably have an ILE crush on you

― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Ich wünsche daß ich ein kleines Bit größer war. Ich wünsche, daß ich ein Spieler war. Ich wünsche daß ich ein Mädchen gehabt habe, das gut angeschaut hat, weil ich sie rufen würde. Ich wünsche daß ich einen Hasen in einem Hut gehabt habe.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I really wish I knew German.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 17:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm doing Skee-Lo, you're really missing out.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Its a pain in the ass, to put one word in a translator at a time. Skee-lo.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Is that what that was? I may now have a crush on you too.

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 17:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Chris, it says, basically:

I WISH I WAS A LITTLE BIT TALLER. I WISH I WAS A BALLER. I WISH I HAD A GIRL WHO LOOKED GOOD, I WOULD CALL HER. I WISH I HAD A RABBIT IN A HAT.

problem is, I can't remember the line after the rabbit in a hat.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 17:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I told all y'all that everyone had a crush on Ally, sheesh, but she's just not listening here. She hasn't come out with who it is she's got the crush on, after all... ;)

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

oh I knew the song, I just was saying that it pained me greatly to figure out the german on here. I think mine says something about sausages?

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 17:32 (twenty-two years ago)

That's because it's a sworn secret between me and 20 other people who were on AIM last night.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 17:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Let's honor the fire of her secrecy.

― Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 17:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally cannot resist my suave, urbane demeanor. The way I dress, the way I smoke, the way I cough, the way I let beer dribble down my chin... what woman could resist me?

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 17:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Chris, you asked about the whereabouts of the sausage.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 17:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Was it hidden?

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 17:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I <3 Jody's smile.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 17:45 (twenty-two years ago)

and then I told you I was your master. Nick, is that a cock n balls? You teabag Jodys smile?

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 17:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Nicole, I hate you so much right now.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)

< /kelis >

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 17:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Honour The Fire (Of Ally's Loins)

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 17:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Nick, is that a cock n balls? You teabag Jodys smile?

It's a heart you perv!

I <3 Mondays Wednesdays and Fridays. :D

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

How can you cock n balls a Monday?

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Although now that you point it out it does kinda look like cock-n-balls. :(

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Jesus, that's disgusting! Ugh, men.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 17:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Fine, how bout this?

I http://www.phoenixheart.org/cds/hrtzepcd.jpg JODY'S SMILE.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 17:57 (twenty-two years ago)

this thread brings sadness

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)

How?

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I am crushed.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

this is closer to cock n' balls:

<<====3

― hstencil, Wednesday, 16 April 2003 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)

hstencil: always tryin' to impress da laydeez.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I couldn't help myself, Ally -- it's what Lionel Richie would have done! I looked down at my "WWLRD?" ring and realized there was only one thing I could type.

If it makes you feel any better I am uncrushable.

― Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 18:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Does that mean you've never had a sick day?

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 18:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Honestly, my Ally-crush had almost completely died until I saw that she saw my name in a dream.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

<<====3 is a little pencil-y, I think.

<==3

Better. More proportional. Remember guys -- no extra points for jousting the cervix.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

i mean, so many people so obviously TRULY IN LURV and it's all unrequited! how can yr heart not weep reading this????

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 18:07 (twenty-two years ago)

By 'heart' do you mean 'cock n balls'?

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 18:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh God I'm bored.

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 18:11 (twenty-two years ago)

yes. do you see the pain i'm in now???

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 18:12 (twenty-two years ago)

wasn't to scale, sorry.

― hstencil, Wednesday, 16 April 2003 18:12 (twenty-two years ago)

So who are you crushing on, Yanc3?

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 18:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I honestly don't think I've ever had an actual ILX crush.

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

i really don't know if i have many crushes. carey and lara both make me laugh, so i guess you could say i've got crushes on them...

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 18:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a crush on Yanc3y too

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 18:32 (twenty-two years ago)

millar, you make my man-crush list. no question.

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 18:34 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm tearing up just writing this shit!

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 18:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally's gonna be pissed you didn't list her, Yanc3.

― hstencil, Wednesday, 16 April 2003 18:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought you were into baby deer and the like.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 18:35 (twenty-two years ago)

hahahaaha, "tearing up." Yanc3 = 3MO!

― hstencil, Wednesday, 16 April 2003 18:35 (twenty-two years ago)

i do love baby deer. i love all the children of the forest. (this is me as michael jackson)

other man-crushes: tracer (obv), blount (obv again), gareth (obv X 3) and matos (obv X infinity)

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 18:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Nicole: OUTRAGEOUS! I really don't mind. I could never hate you, for then my allies in the war against G0nd0la B0b will all be gone.

nickalicious is dead cute so that's probably why I dreamt about his name.

hstencil, why would I be pissed?

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 18:42 (twenty-two years ago)

No way!

*blushing*

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

awww that's adorable!

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 18:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think I have any yet - who should I crush on?

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

oh, Ally, I thought you liked Yanc3 or something. I'm so confused.

― hstencil, Wednesday, 16 April 2003 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Hooray! I got namechecked on a ILx meta-discussion thread (and in the crush one too!) - I feel like I advanced up a level on the Great ILx Secret Pyramid.

Currently crushing on Europe - not necessarily European Ilx'ers, but the whole dang continent.

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 18:55 (twenty-two years ago)

hstencil, I already told you who my big secret crush was, actually I have several but I announced one last night. Stop playing the matchmaker, you fool.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 18:56 (twenty-two years ago)

well I remember that Ally but I thot we discussed the Yanc3-man too.

― hstencil, Wednesday, 16 April 2003 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)

It's Russell Crowe innit?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 19:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you ever test-drive new crushes? Right now I'm thinking about a light crush on one of you lucky ILXors. But you'll have to post more.

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 19:02 (twenty-two years ago)

hstencil, we did but not in that context. I mean, if I fancied everyone I ever mentioned, you'd all have gotten a lot more sex by now.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

yo i i think i am getting a crush on all nyc ilxers. i hope i dont dissapoint ya'll when i move up there.
("but aaron why would you dissapoint us?")
low tolerance for alcohol hahahahahahahahah

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 20:16 (twenty-two years ago)

But the question of the day is: Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?

― Carey (Carey), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 20:16 (twenty-two years ago)

er i overheard some nyc gals remarking upon your cuteness aaaron . . .

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 20:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Who can't?

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 20:18 (twenty-two years ago)

i can't believe it: i forgot to mention aaron w., the sweetest person a man could hope to fuck meet.

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 20:18 (twenty-two years ago)

there was sposed to be a strikethrough through "fuck." i suck @ html.

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 20:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I know I can.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 20:20 (twenty-two years ago)

nah, 'fuck meet' should be entered into the lexicon.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 20:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Today is "Real Genius" remembrance day.

― Carey (Carey), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 20:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Well that makes this day just like all the rest for me.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally are any of your crushes on girls? If they are, I'm going to pretend I'm one of them.

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 22:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm gonna name my daughter after Ally. Egomaniac Miccio has a nice ring to it.

(hey, it's Real Genius rememberance day!)

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 22:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, and you should only ever ILE crush on people what live on different continents

Kate is right, and though I am unable to stick to it, I can at least pretend to on a thread like this so as not to frighten people who occasionally find themselves sitting next to me. I can also stick to women, partly because we have just an extraordinarily lovely bunch here on ILX, and partly because I think they are less likely to be terribly bothered by my adoration than some men might be.

So, some of the non-London (as far as I know) women I have a crush on or worship or something, and limiting it to ones where I've at least seen a pic, as without one the emotion is different: Ally, Kim, Felicity, Mary, Toraneko, Carey, Di, JBR, Maura, Mandee, Jewelly, Julia, Melissa, Rosemary, Sarah McL, MsLaura, Trayce and Geeta (based on half a photo, if that counts!). Good grief, that's eighteen people, even with those restrictions! Without them, it would be twice as many! What it comes down to is that I am in love with ILE.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 22:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Hi Martin!

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 22:51 (twenty-two years ago)

martin...

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 22:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Now I can't stop singing Soft Cell.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 23:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Now?

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 23:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Ahem. Because they have a song called "Martin," see.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 23:10 (twenty-two years ago)

fuck meets = FAPs, no?

― rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 23:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I have never fucked anyone at a FAP.

di you are definitely my girlcrush but so is rosemary and we're going to make out at the next FAP.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 April 2003 00:59 (twenty-two years ago)

FAP doesn't stand for Fancy a Poke, does it?

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 17 April 2003 01:05 (twenty-two years ago)

If by "poke" you mean "in the eye", then maybe, I've wanted to do that at a FAP. Not a recent one, mind you.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 April 2003 01:08 (twenty-two years ago)

name names

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 17 April 2003 01:09 (twenty-two years ago)

David R. was actually AT the FAP that I wanted to do this act, actually. I refuse to name names, but perhaps David remembers this conversation, since he was sitting at my end of the table when it occurred: "You people are so fucking lame. Twin Peaks ended years ago, it's dead and done, you're all boring. Haven't you ever seen...Picket Fences?"

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 April 2003 01:17 (twenty-two years ago)

haha! was it Don Cheadle?

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 17 April 2003 01:21 (twenty-two years ago)

The fact that I vaguely remember this conversation (which I didn't contribute to, as I was working on my strong/silent act that evening) kinda scares me. The one thing I do remember from that kinda strange evening is losing my cell phone. And eating a peanut butter & banana sandwich. Hey, that's two things!

Ah, the good old days.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 17 April 2003 01:21 (twenty-two years ago)

(PS to James - Think FF.)

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 17 April 2003 01:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Frank Farian?

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 17 April 2003 01:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish it was Don Cheadle.

David, didn't we go and search for Tuxedo Mask dolls for some reason at this FAP? I remember going to the Elizabeth Street mall. Was Mike Daddino there? I remember one time being there and he was holding a Piyo Piyo doll and calling it the Paxil animal. Maybe I dreamt all of this. Those were the good old days, 10 guys, Anime, bootleg Britney, and Ally looking all pissed off.

HAHA actually this thread was started as a result of that meet!

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 April 2003 01:28 (twenty-two years ago)

it was Ramon, yes? (I love how Ally says Sterling aint zactly no prize himself)

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 17 April 2003 01:32 (twenty-two years ago)

No, I'd poke Ramon's eyes out for different reasons, like that fucking pirate-fop costume he wore for like 3 months straight, but he has never seen Picket Fences. He had developed a strange insistance on watching Twin Peaks 24/7 about 3 days prior to the FAP.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 April 2003 01:36 (twenty-two years ago)

FF.....I don't know. Aargh - who is it?

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 17 April 2003 01:38 (twenty-two years ago)

wait, how does FF figure into Sterling Clover (who I like, although I thought his R. Kelly review was ludicrous)(I thought Picket Fences was alright)

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 17 April 2003 01:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Jesus, James, do you not KNOW the cast of Picket Fences? (PS - The FF thing was supposed to be har-de-har-har and has nothing to do w/ Ally's eye gouging. Unless she has a problem with opinionated Jewish septigenarians (sic?).)

The FAP I was at involved a failed attempt @ brunch, meeting @ the Pink Pony (?), going to some other bar, some talk involving Hippie Johnnie and Twin Peaks, Sterl & the Mod trying to shang-hai Tracer into doing some grip work on a student film being made in Baltimore (?), a bartender that didn't know how to make an Amaretto Sour, and some other stuff. No Daddino, unfortunately.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 17 April 2003 01:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't know what I'm thinking of then with the Paxil animal. I'm sure that actually happened, why would I make that up? That FAP you were at was terrible, I don't know why you ever came back to NYC based on that get together. TRACER WAS SITTING DRINKING TEA IN A BAR.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 April 2003 01:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I feel like the one guy coming out of the Matrix the friends keep trying to explain the plot to and he's sitting there all 'durr....'

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 17 April 2003 01:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, you're really missing out, I think the FAP I'm confusing with the Twin Peaks fiasco was the one in which Momus showed up with several Japanese girls, and Tracer Hand pranced around the bar like a model for like 10 minutes.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 April 2003 01:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I guess I figured that since it couldn't get any worse, the next FAP had to be an improvement. Plus, you New Yawkers are so charming and quaint with your city lifestyle - how can you keep the country mouse out once he's seen the city? PLUS I don't think these ILX get-togethers were actually FAPs back then, which I gather is key to the success of a FAP.

And what's wrong with drinking tea @ a bar? I did that once at the Fez during this kinda / horrifically bad CMJ showcase. I heckled most of the acts, including Momus. With love, of course. It's all with love.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 17 April 2003 01:58 (twenty-two years ago)

When are you coming up James?

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 17 April 2003 02:00 (twenty-two years ago)

(that wasn't meant to be creepy but it totally seems it)

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 17 April 2003 02:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Drinking tea at a bar is so Picket Fences.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 April 2003 02:11 (twenty-two years ago)

haha! I was going to visit NYC (for the first time, all country mouse meets the city mouse) this summer but now I'm thinking that's not likely.

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 17 April 2003 02:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Why not??? You totally should!

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 17 April 2003 02:20 (twenty-two years ago)

We insist. I pity the fool who don't come to NYC.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 April 2003 02:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Hands off Ally tho, mang.

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 17 April 2003 02:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, I'm like a stripper. I can touch you but you can't touch me.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 April 2003 02:30 (twenty-two years ago)

you ain't like the strippers in Georgia then! er, I've heard

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 17 April 2003 02:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a nice pair of, um, ideas.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 April 2003 02:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Strippers in Virginia:

"We're not allowed to touch you, right?"
"Why sure you can! Just no penetration!"

(this is what my friends tell me. i've never been to a strip club. for serious)

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 17 April 2003 02:38 (twenty-two years ago)

THAT'S OUR NEXT FAP!

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 April 2003 02:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Next FAP? Try my new residence, Ally.

― hstencil, Thursday, 17 April 2003 02:41 (twenty-two years ago)

You live in a strip club? SWEET!

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 April 2003 02:42 (twenty-two years ago)

just like Outkast!

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 17 April 2003 02:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Fancy a Penetration?

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 17 April 2003 02:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I decided I don't like boys.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 April 2003 02:43 (twenty-two years ago)

life imitates art

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 17 April 2003 02:44 (twenty-two years ago)

But what about MEN?

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 17 April 2003 02:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Ok, I give in, I have a crush on Ally now, too

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 17 April 2003 02:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Yanc3 in Boyz II Men SHOCKAH!

Ally, I used to live near exciting Queensboro Plaza.

― hstencil, Thursday, 17 April 2003 02:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I do not have any ILE crushes. Oh no, not me.

Not now, not ever. I'm f*ckin innocent. You won't break me.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 17 April 2003 02:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Lord knows there's nothing fun about crushes...

Sadly, that is my experience too. Oh wait, there's that iconic crush on Kate (= I want to be her) I had earlier this year. That hasn't been painful.

In the meantime, you're setting a darn high standard for the NYC megaFAP for the 4th of July...that is still on, yes? I've been so looking forward to it.

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 17 April 2003 02:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm like mahir, I kiss you all.

July 4th FAP still on and I can attend as I cancelled my plans for the weekend because it was too much the sadness to not go to the big fap.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 April 2003 02:49 (twenty-two years ago)

ok whats up with this july4 thing then?

― gareth (gareth), Thursday, 17 April 2003 05:11 (twenty-two years ago)

we usually have fireworks, bbq, music, that sort of thing

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 17 April 2003 05:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm coming to NYC. nuff said.

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 17 April 2003 06:24 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.angelfire.com/tn/traderz/images/lemon-crush-disp.jpg

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Thursday, 17 April 2003 07:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I might even go, since it's rumored to be the FAP to end all FAPs.

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 17 April 2003 11:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Gareth, you should come, I'll buy you patriotic clothing. You have simply got to wear a baseball cap with a flag on it. I'll buy you drinks if you do!

I like how this thread no longer resembles anything to do with crushing anyone.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 April 2003 12:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I might actually be going to NYC this July, as myself and a few mates are planning on taking advantage of this BA cheap flights thing. Probably not for the fourth though, sadly, although it'd be cool to do an Andrew Farrell and fly over JUST for the FAP.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 17 April 2003 12:28 (twenty-two years ago)

NYC will be overrun with ILXors, it's frightening really.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 April 2003 12:29 (twenty-two years ago)

How is that an Andrew Farrell thing when I spent ages travelling from Manchester of an evening? No wonder I don't think any of you notice I exist, least of all FAP people.

I might be over in July, but what's the fucking point, eh?

― Graham (graham), Thursday, 17 April 2003 13:08 (twenty-two years ago)

You know, Graham, the persecution thing is no fun. If you are over in July, you should come out. People would be liking to meet you. You might have a good time.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 April 2003 13:16 (twenty-two years ago)

What Ally just said.

― smee (smee), Thursday, 17 April 2003 13:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I will personally buy you a drink. I tend to be very flighty and easily distracted, so don't take it personally if you come, Graham. I can't keep up a conversation properly. Just warning you in advance. But if you don't mind that I'd chat with you quite lots.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 April 2003 13:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Ohhh, I will be living in NY by the 4th July FAP. I can have this huge coming out party fantasy in my mind.

― Carey (Carey), Thursday, 17 April 2003 13:29 (twenty-two years ago)

If it'll improve Graham's willingness to turn up, I can promise I won't.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 17 April 2003 13:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Carey, I didn't know your doors swung that way.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 17 April 2003 14:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I totally missed that. I MEANT, you know like a debutante ball blah blah. When I wasa little I had no clue what a paraplegic was, so I thought it was like a debutante, which of course I guess I didn't know what that meant either.

― Carey (Carey), Thursday, 17 April 2003 14:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Are you quite sure you were confused?

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 17 April 2003 15:18 (twenty-two years ago)

That settles it, Carey and I will be making out at the July 4th FAP.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 April 2003 15:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I like how Ally's decided that the best way to repel men is to make out with other women.

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 17 April 2003 15:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, like THAT is gonna work. the NYC FAP taTu, anyone?

― kate, Thursday, 17 April 2003 15:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I am not here for your sexual amusement, leave me be.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 April 2003 15:32 (twenty-two years ago)

You're not? That's like the whole POINT of you!

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 17 April 2003 15:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Just so you know Ally, I am totally not easy. You;ll have to buy me a drink at least, and maybe a hot dog, 12 inch.

― Carey (Carey), Thursday, 17 April 2003 15:34 (twenty-two years ago)

12 inch

Why'd you have to drag ME into this???

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 17 April 2003 15:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Yo, I know where the Gray's Papaya's are. It's all good.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 April 2003 15:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I am so coming to the NYC FAP now. This will be the best FAP evah.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 17 April 2003 15:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, Yancey, you totally do not have a 12-inch waist. Stop lying.

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Thursday, 17 April 2003 15:43 (twenty-two years ago)

TONIGHT AT THE FAP...EVERYBODY GETS LAID.

You know, I should stop making that joke because it seems like no one on ILX has seen PCU besides me, and every time I make the joke, everyone thinks I'm making some kind of sexual comment, when I'm not. Fuckers.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 April 2003 15:44 (twenty-two years ago)

pcu is my third favorite movie

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 17 April 2003 15:46 (twenty-two years ago)

you waste one of yr two posts for today on that, jess?!?!?

(yr package arrived yesterday. i'm gonna go pick it up at the post office tomorrow...)

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 17 April 2003 15:47 (twenty-two years ago)

It's like the American greatest movie ever besides Goodfellas, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Bill & Ted, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, and maybe Animal House. Oh, and the Breakfast Club would be up there if they focused on Judd Nelson more, he's fucking rugged.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 April 2003 15:48 (twenty-two years ago)

PCU stars my mortal enemy.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 17 April 2003 15:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I've seen PCU, yet the only thing I remember is the guy's thesis that is "There is at least one Michael Caine or Gene Hackamn movie on TV at all times" and he reaches his totally orgasmic zen moment when The French Connection with both Hackman and Caine comes on.

― Carey (Carey), Thursday, 17 April 2003 15:49 (twenty-two years ago)

PCU stars my mortal enemy

That's why I was going to recommend Old School to you Nabisco! The movie is pretty meh, but Jeremy Piven gets smooshed by a car so I thought you might enjoy it.

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 17 April 2003 15:51 (twenty-two years ago)

top ten:

1. back to school
2. hot to trot
3. pcu
4. mvp 2: most vertical primate (from the makers of air bud)
5. troll
6. one crazy summer
7. gremlins 2
8. disorderlies
9. murder was the case
10. decalogue

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 17 April 2003 15:52 (twenty-two years ago)

shit, i forgot good burger! goodbye decalogue!

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 17 April 2003 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Leprachaun gets no love?

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 17 April 2003 15:54 (twenty-two years ago)

i'd take pumpkinhead over leprechaun

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 17 April 2003 15:54 (twenty-two years ago)

i love PCU... i have seen it at least 10 times on comedy central this year alone. I love... "he (gutter) is probably sitting in a parking lot picking his nose" cut to Gutter in a parking lot picking his nose...

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Thursday, 17 April 2003 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

maybe i'll work up a top 100 at the coffeeshop today

(haha i remember one time i posted a very similar top 10 and ilx's film snob contingent thought i was JOKING. fules.)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 17 April 2003 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

wot no dunston checks in??

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 17 April 2003 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Monkey movies fill me with rage. I remember crying when my parents wanted to watch "Any which way but loose".

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 17 April 2003 15:56 (twenty-two years ago)

but jess yr missing revenge of the nerds and dave!

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 17 April 2003 15:57 (twenty-two years ago)

i'd take pumpkinhead over leprechaun

But the POT O' GOLD...

I remember crying when my parents wanted to watch "Any which way but loose".

But what was the alternative? Stroker Ace?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 17 April 2003 15:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Ta devushka ljubit' Tu. (Ambrose, check my transliteration and for that matter my spelling below)

?? ??????? ?????? ??

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 17 April 2003 15:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Can you please blow me where the Pampers is?

Sorry, I have no love for MVP 2.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 April 2003 15:57 (twenty-two years ago)

i could do a top 200 of just monkey movies

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 17 April 2003 15:58 (twenty-two years ago)

WHAT ABOUT GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE?!??!??! IT'S AMAZING!

For serious, I cried I was laughing so hard the first time I saw it.

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 17 April 2003 15:59 (twenty-two years ago)

jess, you definitely need to list 100 (American, not monkey). I think 75 would come from the 80s.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 17 April 2003 15:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Back to School and Troll are classics. I prefer Better Off Dead than One Crazy Summer. No Real Genius love? C'mon it's Real Genius appreciation week.

Chris Knight:Don't eat that!
Girl:Huh?
Chris Knight:Don't you know that eating that stuff can give you very large breasts? Oh my God! I'm too late!

― Carey (Carey), Thursday, 17 April 2003 16:00 (twenty-two years ago)

15 minutes with parlo Russo and it doesn't work.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 17 April 2003 16:00 (twenty-two years ago)

things i forgot: krull, phantasm, baby's day out, look who's talking now, dc cab

i cannot believe i wasted 80k on film school

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 17 April 2003 16:02 (twenty-two years ago)

But what was the alternative? Stroker Ace?

Hell yeah, that would have been better! Monkeys are just...evil. They'll kill you in your sleep and eat your bloody carcass, they're not funny.

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 17 April 2003 16:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Nabisco, why is Jeremy Piven your arch nemesis again?

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 17 April 2003 16:03 (twenty-two years ago)

The Onion folk have an annual Monkey Movie night in NYC. You should be this year's guest speaker, jess.

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 17 April 2003 16:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I used to love monkeys until I saw how pissed off and scary they looked at the Natural History Museum in NY.

― Carey (Carey), Thursday, 17 April 2003 16:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Monkeys are good guys at wearing dresses and scoring in overtime.

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 17 April 2003 16:06 (twenty-two years ago)

jess you're fucking up the rotation, man!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 17 April 2003 16:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Puff, puff, giiiiiiiiiiiiiive.

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 17 April 2003 16:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Back to School! That movie is aces, no joke. Robert Downey Jr's entire look in that movie is my godhead.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 April 2003 16:11 (twenty-two years ago)

things i forgot: krull

On a deluxe DVD with bonus commentary!

TS: Nicole's monkey phobia vs. Ally's cow phobia.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 17 April 2003 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Cows are so much worse than monkeys. Did I ever tell you the story about my mom and the bar monkey, Ned? She was sitting drinking a mai tai and this chimp like ran up and stuck his hands in her drink and ate the fruit. Another time, she was at her friend's house and their pet monkey stole her pancakes.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 April 2003 16:14 (twenty-two years ago)

That's kind of amazing.

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 17 April 2003 16:14 (twenty-two years ago)

This begs the question of where the hell your mom was living at the time.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 17 April 2003 16:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Queens.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 April 2003 16:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd love to live somewhere where a monkey might steal my pancakes. That sounds great.

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 17 April 2003 16:17 (twenty-two years ago)

My mom has a lot of amazing stories like that. If I didn't know better, I'd think she was a liar. One time, my dad told her that she could have any animal she wanted except for a goat, so she came home that day, like 7 hours later, with TWO goats, and claimed she found them on the L.I.E.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 April 2003 16:20 (twenty-two years ago)

The more I learn about your parents, the more everything just makes a certain sort of sense.

claimed she found them on the L.I.E.

Almost ILE, but not quite. We should start a goat-finding service to go with the pot-bellied pigs.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 17 April 2003 16:23 (twenty-two years ago)

My dad later killed one of the goats, FYI.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 April 2003 16:27 (twenty-two years ago)

She was sitting drinking a mai tai and this chimp like ran up and stuck his hands in her drink and ate the fruit. Another time, she was at her friend's house and their pet monkey stole her pancakes.

See what I'm talking about? Evil.

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 17 April 2003 16:54 (twenty-two years ago)

You know, what kind of bar has chimps running around in it anyway?

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 April 2003 16:56 (twenty-two years ago)

The most rootinest, tootinest bar I know

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 17 April 2003 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I am renting Back to School and PCU tonight. Thank you ILE.

― Mary (Mary), Thursday, 17 April 2003 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)

When I was a baby, a monkey jumped on my mom while she was carrying me and stole our animal crackers. That's why I hate monkeys.

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Thursday, 17 April 2003 17:37 (twenty-two years ago)

The case against the monkeys grows stronger. I say we bomb them now.

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 17 April 2003 17:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Wait, I would have been about 3 at the time, so I guess my mom wasn't carrying me. Hopefully.

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Thursday, 17 April 2003 17:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Umm ... I was covering this theater event, and I really wanted to get a brief interview, even just a quote or two, with this actress who I knew had been friends with some friends of mine from school. So I kept going up and starting off conversations with her, chatting my way up to the boring-questions part, and each time, Jeremy Piven -- who I guess she was dating at the time -- would see me talking to her, walk over, and then urgently pull her aside for something else. The first couple times I thought, well, you know: Jeremy Piven, star of major motion pictures such as PCU, maybe he really does have some important networking he wants to do with her here. By the end of the night it seemed more like he just didn't want me talking to her.

Okay so: that's not the mortal-enemy part, because for all I know she really didn't want to answer any questions either -- for all I know she was flashing some subtle sign to Piven that said "help help I've been cornered by the irritating kid, please come save me." Come to think of it, there really isn't a mortal-enemy part. What happened was that a few weeks after that, I was out in a bar with some friends and we saw the actress in question. The friends of mine who knew her said hello, and then we moved into a different room, where I started telling my long and maybe a bit drunkenly inflated story of how much I hated Jeremy Piven for being so irritating when all I wanted was one stupid quote from his girlfriend. And they were all laughing, and then suddenly they weren't, and I realized Piven was standing pretty much right behind me. He didn't do anything, and I doubt he cared. This whole mortal-enemy thing is pretty one-sided and basically just for my own amusement.

Nordicskillz, on the other hand, once claimed to have some sort of truly libelous dirt on Piven, and I for one would really appreciate hearing it (and printing it out and filing it in my Piven Project cabinet, where I keep all documents related to my lifelong Piven grudge).

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 17 April 2003 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Of all the people to have a massive grudge on, I mean honestly.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 April 2003 18:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Just for that, Ally, I'm clearing a drawer for the K3@RN3Y Files.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 17 April 2003 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Jeremy Piven looks exactly like my roommate.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 17 April 2003 18:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally looks exactly like my roommate.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 17 April 2003 18:37 (twenty-two years ago)

well it ain't exactly top-secret info, nabisco, but Piven's head is as bald as a baboon's ass.

― hstencil, Thursday, 17 April 2003 18:38 (twenty-two years ago)

So it matches the rest of his face, then.

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 17 April 2003 18:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Tracer, your roommate doesn't look like Jeremy Piven at all.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 April 2003 18:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't have a Piven vendetta, he just annoys the hell out of me for some reason. I hated that Cupid show.

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 17 April 2003 18:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I've finally got one!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 18 April 2003 18:20 (twenty-two years ago)

An ILE crush?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 18 April 2003 18:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Or a grudge with Jeremy Piven? (What is this thread about again?)

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 18 April 2003 18:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I've got a bunch of ILE crushes. *** called me the female Martin Skidmore.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 18 April 2003 18:28 (twenty-two years ago)

For the record, I've just learned Sarah McLusky is a take-no-shit vegetarian, and her mom knows Stephen Tobolowsky. I am now officially in love.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 18 April 2003 18:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm crushing on Felicity ever since she used the word "iterations" on Momus Thread #4186.

― ILXs film snob contingent of one (amateurist), Friday, 18 April 2003 18:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, Felicity's vocabulary is def. a turn-on.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 18 April 2003 18:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Well okay, two.

Three if you count the obligatory crush on Ally.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 18 April 2003 18:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Crushes, of course - I don't feel particularly strongly about Jeremy Piven

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 18 April 2003 18:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Also did you see when she corrected my use of "riposte"? Sigh.

― Amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 18 April 2003 18:34 (twenty-two years ago)

*** called me the female Martin Skidmore.

Did you punch him, JBR? You should have punched him, definitely.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 18 April 2003 18:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I know who it is, Luna!

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 18 April 2003 18:36 (twenty-two years ago)

You do? Well damn, *I* just figured it out.

Get outta my head!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 18 April 2003 18:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish I wasn't evil.

― Cozen (Cozen), Friday, 18 April 2003 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Did you punch him, JBR? You should have punched him, definitely.

I challenged him to a duel. Pistols at dawn.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 18 April 2003 18:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Luna, let's just say I've seen you flirting with a certain someone in the last couple of days.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 18 April 2003 18:54 (twenty-two years ago)

this is very true, but perhaps things aren't always what they seem?

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 18 April 2003 18:55 (twenty-two years ago)

and sometimes they are

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 18 April 2003 18:57 (twenty-two years ago)

i still loathe you all equally

(and that's two for today. ta!)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 April 2003 19:21 (twenty-two years ago)

but hey, you could be wrong.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 18 April 2003 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

It's me, innit??

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 18 April 2003 20:21 (twenty-two years ago)

well of course!

You can be the second one anyway... (I was just trying to make it not quite so obvious).

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 18 April 2003 20:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I crush on all of ILB and all the Chicago School IntILEctuals around here.

― felicity (felicity), Friday, 18 April 2003 21:13 (twenty-two years ago)

maybe.

― rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 18 April 2003 22:06 (twenty-two years ago)

after seeing her pic, luna.

― hstencil, Friday, 18 April 2003 22:18 (twenty-two years ago)

hstencil, hounddawg.

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 19 April 2003 01:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I've decided that I'm ok with not being namechecked on this thread.

― Chris P (Chris P), Saturday, 19 April 2003 18:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Trinity, I mean Toraneko.

― chris sallis, Saturday, 19 April 2003 19:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I have another one now.

(This has been my 800th post..thank you).

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 19 April 2003 20:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Is it okay if I just pretend everyone who said "yes but I won't name them" secretly meant me?

― nabisco (nabisco), Saturday, 19 April 2003 21:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I think so, yes

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 19 April 2003 21:07 (twenty-two years ago)

no they meant me! I'm their crush of shame!

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Saturday, 19 April 2003 21:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Sarah, Rainy, JBR, Ally, Di, Rosemary.

― Cozen posting anonymously (Cozen), Saturday, 19 April 2003 22:00 (twenty-two years ago)

JBR, Ally

Don't we sort of cancel each other out?

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 19 April 2003 22:07 (twenty-two years ago)

In what way? And you're underlined, JB, so you'd cancel her out if anything. (Sorry Ally).

― Cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 19 April 2003 22:08 (twenty-two years ago)

ah nothing, just implying that we're polar opposites

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 19 April 2003 22:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe, but still cuties nonetheless. :)

― Cozen still posting anonymously despite forgetting to say so in his last post (C, Saturday, 19 April 2003 22:15 (twenty-two years ago)

You haven't got to grips with this anonymity thing, have you?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 19 April 2003 22:18 (twenty-two years ago)

he's like one of those cartoon super-villains whose "secret hideout" is this huge fortress visible from several counties!

― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Saturday, 19 April 2003 23:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Anonymous Cozen, I never knew you cared.

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 20 April 2003 00:39 (twenty-two years ago)

culture, alienation, boredom and despair

and jel - but platonically!

― je suis le larde, Monday, 21 April 2003 00:12 (twenty-two years ago)

i mean... jel!!! hooray for jel. stunning chap! SCORE! not a chump! a champ (indeed)!

― je suis le larde, Monday, 21 April 2003 00:13 (twenty-two years ago)

i fancy a cake. did i make this joke already. i fancy an aim chat, im drunk and drinking.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 21 April 2003 00:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Mein Gemüt ist tot. Jeder liebt mich. Sie wollen ein Stück von mir. Ich bin hoffnungslos passiv und vereinbar.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 April 2003 00:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish I wasn't evil.

You say that as though it was a bad thing. I only wish I could be truly evil, but I'm afraid even there I'm mediocre at best.

― Nicole (Nicole), Monday, 21 April 2003 00:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think yer German. I bet you get your linguarama tapes off a skip, don't yer!

We would talk to you Ronan. We thought of you tonight. We were at a grebt party with burning things and feeling the voibe. But we don't have AIM or aim.

― je suis le larde, Monday, 21 April 2003 00:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I never claimed to be German!

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 April 2003 00:32 (twenty-two years ago)

das ist tief

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 21 April 2003 00:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, could you? It would add an air of mystery.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 21 April 2003 00:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Ich komme aus München.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 April 2003 00:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Ich bin Nicky Wire.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 April 2003 00:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Nicky Wire has beautiful molars.

― felicity (felicity), Monday, 21 April 2003 00:49 (twenty-two years ago)

He grins like the Joker. And the circle comes round in full yet again.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 April 2003 00:55 (twenty-two years ago)

i develop and flick off crushes the way some people eat pistachios

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 21 April 2003 01:54 (twenty-two years ago)

In ice cream, drizzled in hot fudge.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 21 April 2003 01:55 (twenty-two years ago)

xxxactly.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 21 April 2003 01:58 (twenty-two years ago)

which sarah did cozen mean? both of them?

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 21 April 2003 05:22 (twenty-two years ago)

i develop and flick off crushes the way some people eat pistachios
It is urgent and key that we know whether you mean the ones that have been painted red or the natural ones. Also, salted or un-? This makes a world of difference.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 21 April 2003 12:51 (twenty-two years ago)

"Pistachio nut, red pistachio nut, natural white pistachio nut..."

― Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 21 April 2003 12:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I want to discuss hot people, not nuts, alright? Can we get back on topic? Or at least talk about almonds instead.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 April 2003 13:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Almonds are HOTT. Raw organic almonds are EXTRA HOTT.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 21 April 2003 13:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Can we talk about this:

― hstencil, Monday, 21 April 2003 13:07 (twenty-two years ago)

No, we cannot.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 April 2003 13:22 (twenty-two years ago)

damn.

― hstencil, Monday, 21 April 2003 13:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish I had some almonds. Fuck. Why did I bring them up? Damn it all to hell.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 April 2003 13:25 (twenty-two years ago)

isn't there a nut vendor on the street by where you are?

― hstencil, Monday, 21 April 2003 13:28 (twenty-two years ago)

HSTENCIL IN STALKING ME SHOCKAH!

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 April 2003 13:31 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www3.mb.sympatico.ca/~bryang/rows.jpg

― Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 21 April 2003 13:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Will those do? No?

― Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 21 April 2003 13:32 (twenty-two years ago)

A little too blurry for my taste

― oops (Oops), Monday, 21 April 2003 13:34 (twenty-two years ago)

uh, no Ally, this is Noo Yawk, there's a nut vendor on every corner. And a guy who sells edible nuts, too.

― hstencil, Monday, 21 April 2003 13:35 (twenty-two years ago)

.I.

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 21 April 2003 13:47 (twenty-two years ago)

There is not a nut vendor on every corner, and it seems a little suspicious that you know exactly where the nut vendor is in my neighborhood. Why don't you share with the rest of us what I'm wearing today, amazing hstencil?

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 April 2003 13:58 (twenty-two years ago)

uh, clothes? Honestly, I have no idea. I am not an Ally-stalker (or an anyone-stalker, for that matter). This thread has turned creepy.

― hstencil, Monday, 21 April 2003 14:01 (twenty-two years ago)

You are the most serious, literal person on ILX, ever. More than the pinefox!

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 April 2003 14:03 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread is designed to flirt with the creepy, unfortunatley. Trust me, kidlets....Never date someone you've "met" on the internet. In 1994, I went on a "date" with someone I started chatting with in an AOL chatroom, and it turned into a Kafka-esque maelstrom of paranoia, iced with a sickly malaise of bipolar revenge fantasy.

DON'T DO IT!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 21 April 2003 14:06 (twenty-two years ago)

...cuz that could never happen with someone you meet in 'real life'. Nosireebob.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 21 April 2003 14:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Fair point, but the risks of it happening over the `Net are greater, I'd wager.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 21 April 2003 14:10 (twenty-two years ago)

i hate booze.

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 21 April 2003 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

er, Ally, I wasn't taking you literally, just playing along, sort of.

I really wish we could talk about Doug Clark and the Hot Nuts.

― hstencil, Monday, 21 April 2003 14:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Kafkaesque? That's taking things way too far, you know.

Christ now here comes the part where hstencil takes the "you have no sense of humor" joke too seriously and gets upset... ;)

SMILEY FACES ARE CREEPIER THAN KAFKA!

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 April 2003 14:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Alex, the people who were online in 1994 are different from the people who are online now. Everyone is online now. Only crazy people were online in 1994.

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 21 April 2003 14:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I resemble that remark.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 21 April 2003 14:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I was totally not crazy, you fool.

Anyway NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT DATING ANYONE, MR. KAFKA. We were talking about almonds, and hstencil stalking me.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 April 2003 14:34 (twenty-two years ago)

i didn't disciver the internet till like 2001 or some shit.

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 21 April 2003 14:37 (twenty-two years ago)

thats cos i like booze better.

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 21 April 2003 14:38 (twenty-two years ago)

*hic*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 21 April 2003 14:41 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread is designed to flirt with the creepy, unfortunatley. Trust me, kidlets....Never date someone you've "met" on the internet. In 1994, I went on a "date" with someone I started chatting with in an AOL chatroom, and it turned into a Kafka-esque maelstrom of paranoia, iced with a sickly malaise of bipolar revenge fantasy.
DON'T DO IT!

i thought we were gonna keep that a secret alex.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 21 April 2003 14:42 (twenty-two years ago)

hahaha!

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

wish I wasn't mentioned on this thread.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish I was.

― Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Sort of.

― Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, so let's say you've decided who your ILE crush is going to be. What's the next step? Do you start a thread in their honor? Do you post cryptic messages? Of course you google the heck out of them. Let's assume, hypothetically, that you've never seen this person on AIM, and that they live more than 3000 miles (what, 5000 km?) away from you. Do you keep it your own precious secret and glow whenever they post? Do you set up a false hotmail account and send fluttery e-mails? Do you write slash? What do you do?

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:31 (twenty-two years ago)

He's nuts, hot nuts! Hahageddit zzzzzzzzz

http://erectrofon.gay.ru/artists/almond/images/text1.jpg

― Arthur (Arthur), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:36 (twenty-two years ago)

You lovely man, Arthur.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:37 (twenty-two years ago)

If you are me, you announce loudly you have a crush, sit and watch everyone guess maniacally, and then laugh at everyone's impressions of who you are interested in and not. I've done it three times now and it always is charming and amusing, like a British sitcom!

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Chris, for a start, you search the archives.

― rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:39 (twenty-two years ago)

(Not that I know anything about this)

― rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Chris, just quit while you're ahead!

― Nicole (Nicole), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:41 (twenty-two years ago)

wait, british sitcoms are charming and amusing now?

― gareth (gareth), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:43 (twenty-two years ago)

What do you do?

I blame hstencil.

― felicity (felicity), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Gareth I kiss you.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally's idea sounds fun. Anyone fancy a guess? It could be you! (OK, unless you're within 3000 miles of me, female, or someone who I've chatted with on AIM.)

(I may be giving myself away here.)

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, that's me out then.

― rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 21 April 2003 16:05 (twenty-two years ago)

It's me, isn't it? < /stereotypical Allyism>

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 April 2003 16:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally, you fail on all counts!

I mean, yes, of course I have a crush on you.

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 21 April 2003 16:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm definitely not a female so it's ok.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 April 2003 16:14 (twenty-two years ago)

It's not me because we talk on AIM all the time and I'm fat and ugly. It's not someone we've talked about, though, is it, Chris?

― Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 21 April 2003 16:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you pee with your hands on your waist, Ally?

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 21 April 2003 16:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish I did. That'd be sassy.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 April 2003 16:23 (twenty-two years ago)

if you all saw my slippers you'd crush on me.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 21 April 2003 16:30 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.pwave.com/images/dvs/large/fransisco_blk.jpg

They make the chicks weep.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 21 April 2003 16:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm mad ninja in those bitches.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 21 April 2003 16:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm beyond crushing you, Chris. I love you. It was the slippers that did it.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 April 2003 16:33 (twenty-two years ago)

They have that power over women. How do you think I got my wife? I proposed with those things on, in my underwear and a white t-shirt. Call me Captain Romance.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 21 April 2003 16:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Those look like some Bingo-playing slippers.

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 21 April 2003 16:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Who needs romance when you got the Hugh Hefner footwear?

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 April 2003 16:46 (twenty-two years ago)

And the robe....and my orange silk pajama's.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 21 April 2003 16:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Whoa. I'm in awe.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 April 2003 16:47 (twenty-two years ago)

its all about the bedroom wear.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 21 April 2003 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I have worn my pajamas outside of the house on several occasions. I once had to go to a bar in my Pokemon pajamas. My friend had on a fur coat.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 April 2003 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Sometimes in the winter I wear my pajama's underneath my work clothes so as soon as I walk through the door at home, the workwear comes off and I'm all ready for comfort.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 21 April 2003 16:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh my god, that's brilliant.

The problem is it's really hard to look cool in a bar in pokemon pants and a blue tank top with a scrunchie in your hair. I mean, I did smoke copiously but I don't think it helped.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 April 2003 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't compete with Chris V.

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 21 April 2003 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)

You aren't even trying though.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 April 2003 17:01 (twenty-two years ago)

get some corduroy slips.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 21 April 2003 17:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey Alex, thanks for leaving it till now to tell us! I have a date tomorrow with someone I 'met' online, and haven't met in real life yet! (In fact I've done this like 20 times before, and nothing worse than a dull couple of hours has happened yet.)

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 21 April 2003 17:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Almonds are HOTT. Raw organic almonds are EXTRA HOTT.

Acrylamide. That's good eatin'.

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 21 April 2003 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, to each their own, Martin. I'm merely suggesting that the Internet is a place where one can better conceal their plausibly psychopathic traits than it might be in "real life." To quote Madonna's stupid new single, "nothing is what it seems."

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 21 April 2003 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)

:(

― gareth (gareth), Monday, 21 April 2003 17:38 (twenty-two years ago)

In my case, the weirdest date I ever had was with someone I met on a bus. I think I'd prefer to take my chances with the Internet.

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 21 April 2003 17:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Alex, I think gareth was hoping you'd go out with him.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 April 2003 17:44 (twenty-two years ago)

They would have mades such a great couple too...

― Nicole (Nicole), Monday, 21 April 2003 17:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Agreed, but Mrs. Alex in NYC might have something to say about that.

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 21 April 2003 17:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, wives, pff.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 April 2003 17:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm merely suggesting that the Internet is a place where one can better conceal their plausibly psychopathic traits than it might be in "real life."

And who better to tell than your Internet pals!

― f (felicity), Monday, 21 April 2003 17:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I think maybe he didn't like us at the FAP :( :( :(

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 April 2003 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)

He's all out of love!

― Nicole (Nicole), Monday, 21 April 2003 17:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Never date someone you've "met" on the internet.

I dunno about that. Online personals are a Godsend, I think. Forums are somewhat riskier, but do provide many opportunities for the potential psychopath to reveal him or herself. I think you're being awfully paranoid, Alex.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 21 April 2003 17:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I wasn't even wearing my bedazzled Clash t-shirt!

:`````(

― felicity (felicity), Monday, 21 April 2003 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, he didnt even honor the fire or nothing!

― gareth (gareth), Monday, 21 April 2003 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe if I wore my Shania Ramones shirt he would've had love for us? I showed everyone my bra! How can you hate that or find it psycho? :(

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 April 2003 17:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Alex, why do you hate us?

:``````(

― felicity (felicity), Monday, 21 April 2003 17:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I PLAYED "BLITZKRIEG BOP" FOR YOU, YOU BASTARD!!! :(

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 April 2003 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Do any of you like Destiny's Child? That might explain the Alex hate.

― Nicole (Nicole), Monday, 21 April 2003 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

he considers you all tardry pabulum (pabulae? I don't know!!!)

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 21 April 2003 17:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Ronan, is that how you think of us? :(

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 April 2003 17:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't hate us because we're be-e-e-e-e-a-u-tifu-u-u-ul.

:```````(

― Xtina (felicity), Monday, 21 April 2003 17:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Alex, you know we wuv you, don't you? I'm just teasing.

― felicity (felicity), Monday, 21 April 2003 18:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Never! I only think about myself.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 21 April 2003 18:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha somehow I don't think anyone would be taking this seriously, felicity.

Except for hstencil. He takes everything seriously. ;)

SMILEY FACES: STILL CREEPY!

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 April 2003 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't take anything seriously today, Ally. I'm in too good a mood.

― hstencil, Monday, 21 April 2003 18:18 (twenty-two years ago)

is this thread just for crushes on ilxors or any crushes? I crush so rarely that i don't remember.
(btw, I love nyc nuts.)

― That Girl (thatgirl), Monday, 21 April 2003 18:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I showed everyone my bra!

Is that the standard of behavior for NYCFAPs? What do the men do? Also show their bras?

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 21 April 2003 18:24 (twenty-two years ago)

The men try on each other's hats.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 April 2003 18:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Is that a euphemism?

― Nicole (Nicole), Monday, 21 April 2003 18:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm pretty sure there are other threads for your non-ILX0r crushes.

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 21 April 2003 18:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I think you're being awfully paranoid, Alex.

I'm simply speaking out of experience, not out of paranoia (and besides, I'm married now). All I can tell you is that this woman I "met" in a chatroom and then went on a date with started off the evening in more or less normal fashion, and then she deteriorated into a blithering, alcoholic stalker psychopath with delusions of global persecution. It can happen. All I'm saying is watch out.

And I liked everybody plenty fine at the FAP. Believe me, if I didn't.....YOU'D KNOW IT!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 21 April 2003 18:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I fear for when Ally score a goal:)

― Mary (Mary), Monday, 21 April 2003 18:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Me too, Mary. Me too.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 April 2003 18:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes but Alex that can happen with people you meet in any situation. Trust me. I've met a lot of people online and few if any of them have been psychopaths. (Of course you could argue that they've all met me and that throws off the numbers...)

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 21 April 2003 18:35 (twenty-two years ago)

the fact that i haven't made this list yet means that my return to slash&burn irt ilx has been working

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 21 April 2003 18:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I have come to the point where I don't meet anyone online outside the context of a FAP (ie large group setting) and then judge if I want to hang out with them outside that context, preferably after quite a lot of hanging out in a group context (ie either a long time with that person or several meet ups). I will not meet up with anyone individually prior to that, and I think several recent threads on ILM have been ample proof why. It's definitely true that it can happen within any context, I mean I was stalked by someone I met on the street, and my psycho ex doesn't even use the internet, but I think Alex is right that the Internet is a more likely home to the delusional than, say, McDonald's.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 April 2003 18:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Alex I believe people are bristling since this describes many of us to a T.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Monday, 21 April 2003 18:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Not bristling. Just saying. But Ally's right... she's a random creep magnet, for reasons than can only be guessed at. Be careful out there, kid.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 21 April 2003 18:46 (twenty-two years ago)

a blithering, alcoholic stalker psychopath with delusions of global persecution

you flatter me so.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 21 April 2003 18:46 (twenty-two years ago)

(just kidding. i'm actually disappointingly normal IRL.)

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 21 April 2003 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

but I think Alex is right that the Internet is a more likely home to the delusional than, say, McDonald's

I don't think you should start dating people you meet at McDonald's either, by the way.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 21 April 2003 18:51 (twenty-two years ago)

ah but jess I've got a crush on you!

That Girl, er S., uh, what um embarassingly silly drunken/fucked up on drugs things did I write to you on AIM on Saturday night? That was a classic hstencil moment for all time, I'm sure.

― hstencil, Monday, 21 April 2003 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I wouldn't meet someone without exchanging some emails with them first, and normally talking some on the phone. I flatter myself that I'm a decent enough reader of people that I'll dodge the psychos. I'll let you know when that assumption gets disproved. Or you'll read about it in the newspapers or something.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 21 April 2003 18:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I only date people I meet in my English class, I find the challenge of making sure they don't find out about each other thrilling.

Quite honestly I don't think I should go out with anyone, since as pointed out above, I attract a very intriguing sort of person.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 April 2003 18:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I've dated a handful of people from the interweb. They've all been fine, with one or two exceptions (one was a twitchy speed-freak psycho, the other was just a psycho) (but these are the types I tend to attract, so I guess it's my fault).

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 21 April 2003 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm just worried that I'll meet someone and I'll turn out to be the unbalanced one. Sorta like some people never go around mirrors.

― Amateurist (amateurist), Monday, 21 April 2003 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)

the only girl from the interweb whom I've dated also dated Dave R. in college.

that said, I've got an interweb date on Thursday. I'm hoping it's another ILXors ex-girlfriend, too.

― hstencil, Monday, 21 April 2003 19:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Tell her she still owes me money.

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 21 April 2003 19:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Crush on me! (this directed towards everyone)

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 21 April 2003 19:16 (twenty-two years ago)

The only full on psychopath I ever dated was someone I knew for a while from school, his psycho side didn't manifest itself immediately. The couple people I dated who I met off the internet were fine.

― Nicole (Nicole), Monday, 21 April 2003 19:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I have the total wrong idea of what it means to have a crush. I always want to act on them, so I tend not to have crushes that could never be requited. I also tend to keep them to myself because I've almost always found that the people that I've told I have a crush on are so horrified that they run away screaming, or at least don't talk to me anymore. I find almost everyone around here attractive in one way or another, but not to the point of admitting a "crush". Could I be any less fun?

― Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 21 April 2003 19:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Perhaps I should act on mine. Would everyone named in my much-derided previous post confessing some of my crushes please marry me?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 21 April 2003 20:08 (twenty-two years ago)

That's illegal. Even in Utah.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 21 April 2003 20:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, I'm guessing some of them might say no...

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 21 April 2003 20:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I still have crushes, dammit.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 21 April 2003 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

My crush is so hot he doesn't come anywhere near this thread.

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 21 April 2003 20:45 (twenty-two years ago)

stence, my recollection might be hazy due to my own drunken stupor. ;)

― That Girl (thatgirl), Monday, 21 April 2003 22:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm a full-on psychopath

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 03:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Better a full-on psychopath than a Cylon fuckopath.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 03:06 (twenty-two years ago)

:(

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 03:08 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, nobody loves me either - wtf?!!! what about 'support the (ex)troops'? gwtpp!

― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 03:11 (twenty-two years ago)

i love you jess and blount.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 03:13 (twenty-two years ago)

oh yeah

― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 03:14 (twenty-two years ago)

damn straight

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 03:16 (twenty-two years ago)

ok well maybe not "love"... will "wuv" do?

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 03:20 (twenty-two years ago)

"hug"?

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 03:21 (twenty-two years ago)

god i'm infuriatingly twee tonight.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 03:22 (twenty-two years ago)

i want your wuv

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 03:26 (twenty-two years ago)

wuv to wuv ya baby

― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 03:27 (twenty-two years ago)

i want you . . . to wuv . . . me

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 03:27 (twenty-two years ago)

"Wuv Is Just a Four-Letter Word. No, Wait."

― Amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 03:48 (twenty-two years ago)

There are certainly some ILX-ers I'd crush, given the chance...

― Do You See (starry), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 08:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Sarah - new Zelda!!! Soon!!! Go round to Jel's to play it!!!

― Cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 08:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh god oh god new Zelda and GC's are so cheap in Tower but I bet they've sold out now and I shouldn't spend money on consoles although I cd get GC and say PIKMIN or Mario Sunshine for a mere £100 - arrgh! £100 is *a lot of money*! Haha, I typed "monkey" first. TOO MUCH APE ESCAPE 2. Then again I still haven't finished Ocarina of Time. Where is that thread, it needs UPDATING...

― Sarah (starry), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 09:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I've started threads for a couple of posters.
I'm not a player I just crush alot.

Right now I'm crushin on... hmm... di, sean, and nickalicious.

(And, of course, my bf is always at the top of my crush list because his last name is CuddlyCutieCat)

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 14:10 (twenty-two years ago)

new zelda comes with two other zelda games! wahoo! So far I have managed to complete 1% of Metroid Prime, it's good but it makes me angry coz all these aliens keep shooting me, leave me alone you alien swine, and you can't save whenever you want.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 14:51 (twenty-two years ago)

sarah, no offence but that just made me vomit up my pbj

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 15:10 (twenty-two years ago)

pbj?

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 15:11 (twenty-two years ago)

penis blueberry juice

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 15:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Peppermint Beer Jellies

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 15:13 (twenty-two years ago)

(oh come on, jess, i expected something more clever than that! not that i should talk, but..)

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 15:15 (twenty-two years ago)

purple bear jizz

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 15:16 (twenty-two years ago)

peanut butter & jerky.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 15:17 (twenty-two years ago)

MUCH better

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 15:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm confused...is the jizz purple or is the bear?

― buttch (Oops), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 15:41 (twenty-two years ago)

pinochle blow job

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 15:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Pinochet Blow Job?

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 15:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought of that just after I posted mine.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 15:46 (twenty-two years ago)

pink betty jam-a-lam

― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 15:48 (twenty-two years ago)

"When I say I'm in Wuv you best believe I'm in Wuv doubleyou you vee!"

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 15:50 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread is getting real close to 1000 answers.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 15:51 (twenty-two years ago)

new zelda comes with two other zelda games! wahoo!

Ocarina of Time: GC Redux and what else? Don't you need to pre-order?

So far I have managed to complete 1% of Metroid Prime, it's good but it makes me angry coz all these aliens keep shooting me, leave me alone you alien swine, and you can't save whenever you want.

I've done about 37% I'm not sure if I'm impressed or disappointed.

― Cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

orican of time and the master quest, no pre-order I think, first come, first served. While stocks last!

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 15:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Master Quest = oh blimey, the objects are all in difft places now, wait, oh no, wait, there they are version of Ocarina of Time, though, really, jel.

― Cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 15:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Jess, Did you vomit cuz of other Sarah's zelda or because of my crushing?

Didn't mean to make you vomit if it was cuz of me. I'm having a bad day. I'm not liking my boss. And my bf's last name is no longer CuddlyCutieCAt so that should no longer bother you.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 16:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I think it's the bear

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 16:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Yr IRL boyfriend's name is also Nick, innit Sarah?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 16:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes. Becoming BRian Eno. One of those kinds of Nicks.

― Sarah MCLusky (coco), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Thread idea:

Unarticulated Crushes: Who Really Crushes Who?

― Cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 16:14 (twenty-two years ago)

26 more till 1000! c'mon team!

― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

No one has guessed my crush yet.

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 18:11 (twenty-two years ago)

well it'a not me...

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 18:13 (twenty-two years ago)

If not, there's something wrong with Chris.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 18:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Is it Super Mario Sunshine?

― Nicole (Nicole), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 18:17 (twenty-two years ago)

its me isn't it chris

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 18:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I think it's Gareth.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 18:24 (twenty-two years ago)

not so much that there's something wrong with him as I'm not a man, but you know, hey...

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 18:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Catch "Everybody Loves Gareth" Tuesday Nights at 8:00 pm on CBS.

― Nicole (Nicole), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 18:25 (twenty-two years ago)

wait, did we ever find out who luna's crush was?

― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 18:26 (twenty-two years ago)

(and aww nick)

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 18:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I have two, and there has been some speculation, but nope, no one ever asked really. (Does anyone much care really?)

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 18:27 (twenty-two years ago)

uh, YEAH

― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 18:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I really wish I could fully put my heart into this thread, but even seeing the word "crush" makes me think of this particular IRL ladyfriend, god I'm like totally PATHETIC right now.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 18:29 (twenty-two years ago)

but in a good way

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 18:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I have three--one is pretty obvious, I'm sure.

― buttch (Oops), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 18:31 (twenty-two years ago)

You should 'fess up anyway - it's much more fun that way

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 18:32 (twenty-two years ago)

GET A ROOM YOU TWO! ;-)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 18:32 (twenty-two years ago)

oh just go and crush on your ladyfriend, nick

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 18:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Over 1000 posts and this thread is still frustratingly lacking in tangible content.

People: spill.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 18:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Ladies, there is plenty of me to go around...

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 18:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I spilled, and no one was pleased at all! (The identity of the 'I' in that sentence may be the explanation...)

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 18:38 (twenty-two years ago)

(if my ILX crushes aren't painfully obvious by now, well then, I dunno what to say)

(next time I post to this thread, it will be to annouce to the accompaniment of big royalty-annoucing style horn-sections a la Fela Kuti the identities of my ILX crushes)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 18:43 (twenty-two years ago)

If I end up with the 1000th post, I will spill. Failing that, you'll just have to work it out.

(How difficult could it be, really?)

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 18:43 (twenty-two years ago)

while making these crush cd's I began to develop a crush on Luna and Ally.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 18:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm afraid it will be rather anticlimactic now, though

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 18:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a pimple in my eyebrow.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 18:46 (twenty-two years ago)

(I've only really had one good crush on an ILX person in the past six months or so, and I think I already told her. Then it passed.)

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

(I'm just working up to 1,000 here.)

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a crush on YOU. Yes YOU.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I suspect I was crushed on near the top of this thread, now we are in holy bedlock.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 18:50 (twenty-two years ago)

hell with it... the incomplete list, in no particular order (and there are more than two):

oops, nickalicious, Ally, and of course, Chris V. (but who doesn't have a crush on him?)

More to follow.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 18:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I knew it Ally I just knew it!

― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

*horns blaring, beans spilling*

Sarah McL - cuz she reminds me a lot of one of my very first crushes, and she rocks, and she's totally gorgeous

Jody Beth Rosen - cuz she's got a great sense of humor and a great appreciation for all everything, and she's totally gorgeous

Kate - cuz she's totally rowdy and awesome and like understands, and like Sarah rocks, and she's totally gorgeous

Carey - cuz she rides a scooter and wore a cabbage on her head and calls her boyfriend her "bitch", and she's totally gorgeous

Luna - cuz she like knows me for some reason and has a great smile and was the only one posting in my 'nickalicious is trashed' thread that one night, and she's totally gorgeous

So there, now I've gone and done it.

*blushes and hides*

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Okay, okay: luna, carey, and felicity cuz they're all extremely funny (and not afraid to be goofy), intelligent, and purdy.

― buttch (Oops), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 18:58 (twenty-two years ago)

my god is this that embarassing. I feel like im back in hs right now. I'm all red. Eh, Im going to masturbate...

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)

(And I forgot I've totally got a hawdkorr keep-it-in-the-closet crush on Chris V, ever since that whole "bingo" episode and seeing that pic of him with his bling, I'm all like "I NEEDS ME SUMMA DAT!")

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 19:08 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread reminds me of in middle school, where a new kid came in one year, and on his first day said, "I like Amy. Who do you like?" and everyone made fun of him.

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 19:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Nick, was that new kid you??

This thread isn't long enough. More crushing!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 19:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I like amy!

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 19:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Julio, I refuse to crush on you until I see a picture. Unless it'll make you feel better, or something, in which case I can develop a little ILX crush on you.

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 19:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Everybody point-and-laugh at Jel! Ha ha! < /nelson muntz>

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 19:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I think we're all basking in the post-admitting-crush glow

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 19:25 (twenty-two years ago)

No, but his name was Nick too, and everyone had to call him Nicholas because I was already the Nick in my school (it was a very small school). We also used to make fun of him because he had moved from Seattle, and he would preface every sentence with "Back in Seattle..." and this was pregrunge, so he was lame. I think we ruined his life.

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

hstencil girl crushes:

Sarah McLusky - because she looks like the only honest person in real estate.
Ally - because she may be in real estate and dishonest, but she's hella funny.
rosemary - because she won't marry me.
felicity - because she's super-nice and fun to have lunch with.
dallasdeadgirl - because she's fun to IM with late at night when I'm trashed.
Carey - because she looks great in cabbage.
geeta - because she just like totally rocks.
Mary - because of school uniforms *rowr* plus she's super-nice and said nice things to me on Sunday.
JBR - because she's nice and funny and cool and most importantly digs the Dan.
di - because she's from New Zealand, for starters.
luna - because she seems friendly and sweet.
Nichole - because well just because.
kate - because at this point this should be obvious.

hstencil platonic-man crushes:

anthony easton - because he's super-sweet and smart and handsome and looks like my friend Joel.
nickalicious - because he's from Kentucky too! (BITCH BETTER COME TO DERBY!)
Ned Raggett - because of the hair.
Dang Perry - because of the perv.
gareth - because he's a trucker.
Tim Hopkins - because he's so photogenic and friendly.
Alex in NYC - because he honors the fire!
Yanc3y - because he's kind to small animals.
Ben - because he schools hstencil in Biggie Smalls knowledge.
Chris V. - because he's funny (IT IS THE SHOES).
James Blount - because he's blunt.
jess - because oh just because *sigh*.
Millar - because I love a man in a uniform.
gygax! - because he's a great dinner date.
jack cole - because he's the Jack White to my Meg.

if I didn't list you, it's not because you're not up there (in my heart).

― hstencil, Tuesday, 22 April 2003 19:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Stencypoo, you KNOW I'll be there, losing all my money, drinking mint julips like they're about to go out of fashion, getting sunburnt, heckling hoity-toity women in derby hats, flirting hanging with you, etc.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 19:36 (twenty-two years ago)

heh, 'stencypoo'.

― buttch (Oops), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 19:37 (twenty-two years ago)

OK, I just doublechecked, and the person I'm crushing on hasn't even been mentioned in the 1000+ posts of this thread. You people are nuts!

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 19:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I guess I was wrong then, Chris P.
Cuz I thought it must be anthony.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 19:45 (twenty-two years ago)

nick - you can totally crash at my parents' pad. Email me off-list for the particulars.

― hstencil, Tuesday, 22 April 2003 19:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Anthony seems like a dear but he lives within 3000 miles of me and I've chatted with him on AIM. I suspect I would think of him, if I met him, more as a little brother, anyways.

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 19:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Aha!!! It's Erik innit!?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, dammit, Sarah, you had to go and ruin it like that. ;-)

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 19:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally - because she may be in real estate and dishonest, but she's hella funny.

Oi! Are you calling me a liar! I'll have you one, hstencil, you'll pay for this. Fucking infidel.

My crushes are pretty much harmless rock-star type "Ooh, can we hang out and play My Little Pony?" crushes.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I forgot to add McLusty to my list. and a few others.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Rock stars have "can we hang out and play My Little Pony" crushes?

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 19:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes. Especially Rob Halford.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Hats off to him, then.

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 20:01 (twenty-two years ago)

If "playing my little pony" isn't code for something, I just figured out why no one ever hired me to babysit twice.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 20:02 (twenty-two years ago)

It's totally different from a "Let's play make the sex!" crush.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 20:03 (twenty-two years ago)

ANYWAY I would play My Little Pony in a non-euphemistic fashion with 5 posters. Stop being dirty, it is not about the sex.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 21:24 (twenty-two years ago)

You'd only play My Little Pony with *five* posters? I must admit, I am not so picky in who I play My Little Pony with. (Non-euphemistically speaking, of course.)

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 21:28 (twenty-two years ago)

i totally love being crushed on. it way beats having crushes. from now on, i'm not having any more crushes on anyone.

― di smith (lucylurex), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 23:17 (twenty-two years ago)

"Play My Little Pony"? Do I really want to know what this means?

In the meantime, I will admit to having iconic crushes on Kate, Suzy, and Di. I admire each of you greatly, and really ought to put this energy into finding in my own life what I envy, covet, and desire about yours.

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 01:41 (twenty-two years ago)

"Play My Little Pony"? Do I really want to know what this means?

It's like pattycake, only there are bridles involved.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 01:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I AM CHOOSY ABOUT WHO I SHARE PONIES WITH!

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 05:54 (twenty-two years ago)

wow, j.lu, thanks. i feel unworthy!

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 07:09 (twenty-two years ago)

mark s, dave q, jel, di, jbr, jess, ethan, blount, and most of nyc ilx (u all kno who u are) well most of ilx in general also

― geeta (geeta), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 09:24 (twenty-two years ago)

fuck, looking back at this thread, I didn't mean to write this:

if I didn't list you, it's not because you're not up there (in my heart).

What I meant to write was "if I didn't list you, it's not because you're not up there (but you're here in my heart)."

Sorry for any misunderstandings. I also don't know how I could've forgotten Matos.

(hi geeta - nice to see you around)

― hstencil, Wednesday, 23 April 2003 12:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I was doing just fine not being in your heart.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 12:21 (twenty-two years ago)

It's ok hstencil - I for one don't know who you are and quite frankly you're not in my heart so I don't see why I should be in yours. Calm down woman! It's a message board! I'm really a perfectly HEALTHY mentalist!

Hello mum! I'm on the interweb!

― M. Winner (starry), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 12:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I AM CHOOSY ABOUT WHO I SHARE PONIES WITH!

Yeah, me too, I hate shaving ponies with strangers, or even friends I'm kinda iffy about.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 13:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, my friends aren't even allowed near My Little Ponies, they'll do something fucking dirty with them.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 13:14 (twenty-two years ago)

When addressing them as a possession, are you supposed to call them My Little Ponies or My My Little Ponies?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 13:19 (twenty-two years ago)

see this is why saying "my transformers" or "my legos" is easier and less messy

― geeta (geeta), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 13:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Everyone knows lego is the plural of legate.

Isn't it My "My Little Pony"'s?

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 13:24 (twenty-two years ago)

your my little pony's what?

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 13:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Lego is a name for the system, the bricks are lego bricks, the men are lego men etc.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 13:28 (twenty-two years ago)

My My Little Pony's time to talk.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 13:29 (twenty-two years ago)

When addressing them as a possession, are you supposed to call them My Little Ponies or My My Little Ponies?

The latter's gonna come out like "My, my ... little ponies," especially if you accidentally leer and cackle while delivering the line. But that might be all right.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 13:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Hello! I'm Andrew's My Little Pony. I have a crush on oops' frogs.

― My My Little Pony. Not me., Wednesday, 23 April 2003 13:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Over a thousand posts, sniff... I am uncrushworthy.

― Douglas (Douglas), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 13:34 (twenty-two years ago)

haha douglas there woulda been several but we all know you are off-limits!!

― geeta (geeta), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 13:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I am just uncrushable: immune to having crushes or people getting crushes on me. It would be a better movie than Unbreakable. I don't think Bruce Willis should play me either, but maybe if he had a red wig it would work.

― Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 13:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I still love you, Douglas. I'll give you a pony! Also, Nicole stop being a fule, I've been in love with you as long as we've both known Geir and Traino!

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 13:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Nicole, I mighta spelt your name wrong, but I meant you.

― hstencil, Wednesday, 23 April 2003 13:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Ginuwine had a song about ponys. R. Kelly pee's on them.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 13:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I was bragging, not complaining!

― Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 13:58 (twenty-two years ago)

That's insightful, Chris, but really I only care what Bobby Brown has to say about My Little Pony.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 14:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I have crushes on the following: Rosemary, Sarah McL., Ally, & jewelly. Please don't stop talking to me because of this admission.

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Bryan = threadkillah once again? Man, I feel like saying I have a crush on him myself just to alleviate the tension, but I'm worried that if I do he'll try to touch my stuff next time I see him.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

It's ok.

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 20:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Not if you touch my stuff it isn't.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 20:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a crush on My Little Pony.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I totally misread seans last post!

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 20:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I won't. Even if you ask.

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 20:15 (twenty-two years ago)

So, lemme get this straight,.....the only person who has a crush on me is hstencil, and only because I have the insight to honor the fire?

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Alex you are tres oblivious.

― hstencil, Wednesday, 23 April 2003 20:27 (twenty-two years ago)

May I call your attention to the fact that you are MARRIED?

The way you people cyber-cuckold your spouses sickens me.

― felicity (felicity), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 20:27 (twenty-two years ago)

felicity, once rosemary accepts my offer, all my cyber-flirting will stop.

― hstencil, Wednesday, 23 April 2003 20:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I didn't make rosemary an offer but I have a feeling she turned me down for something.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

May I call your attention to the fact that you are MARRIED? The way you people cyber-cuckold your spouses sickens me.

Yes, of course I'm married, but who doesn't want to know if someone has a crush on them? Are you implying, however, that I would act on such information? Credit me with a little more taste, please.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

No.

― felicity (felicity), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

It's true. Alex is delicious.

― buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Jesus, forget I said anything.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I like the fact that hstencil's announcing of my crush has gotten him labelled as having said crush. This is what you get, hstencil. Do you feel the pain from my voodoo doll?

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Alex = OTM.

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I kind of have a crush on Carey, too, because she threw a squirrel tail in her boyfriend's face... TWICE!!

― Mandee, Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:07 (twenty-two years ago)

My roommate and I were reading the Carey/Boyfriend/Tail-throwing incident thread last night and my roommate announced that if someone had done that to her she would have instantly fallen in love.

― Mandee, Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Mandee = OTMFM

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I loved it when Carey said she now knows not to throw a tail in someone's face.

― estela, Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm sure someone would say they'd love it if carey threw her tail in their face.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:26 (twenty-two years ago)

That someone was you, just this second.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:27 (twenty-two years ago)

you are putting my own words in my mouth.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm sure someone would say they'd love if Ally put her words in their mouth.

― buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:31 (twenty-two years ago)

You did, just now. DIRRTY.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 22:21 (twenty-two years ago)

u should all have ilx crushes on RJG

just because...

RJG rOX!!! UR ALL ARE ALL GAY!!!

― ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 24 April 2003 00:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Tep.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 24 April 2003 04:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Aw, you do not :)

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 24 April 2003 04:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Ailsa.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 24 April 2003 04:27 (twenty-two years ago)

And Tep, and after seeing the new round of pics, JBR, too

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 24 April 2003 04:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Aw, geez :) I feel bad for not making a "you folks are swell, and if I weren't taken, yadda yadda" list, but if I made one now it would look like empty reciprocity, and I'd end up forgetting people and tacking them on later, and I don't want anyone to feel like footnotes. Or to be creeped out when they scroll back up to that "My Little Pony" joke. (Honestly, though, the things that come to mind when I hear "my little pony" ...)

But you folks are swell.

I think I must've been here longer than I realized, if I'm getting namechecked.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 24 April 2003 04:45 (twenty-two years ago)

All of my crushes are platonic, rock star crushes. Except on Sean and the Bear.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 24 April 2003 12:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Mine are too, though I wouldn't mind doing some dirty dancing with the people on my list, or go vandalize cars in rich neighbourhoods, or at least go for scooter rides.

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 24 April 2003 13:06 (twenty-two years ago)

http://eem.imagenet2000.com/wng_list/faq/graphics/4some_motorcycle2.gif

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 24 April 2003 13:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Is he holding something over his lap there to hide the chubby he's getting off Karen's mams?

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 24 April 2003 13:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Honestly, would he even bother to hide it? This is Jack we're discussing, not Will.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 24 April 2003 13:15 (twenty-two years ago)

It would be out of character, don't you think? Maybe Chachi's the photographer and he has his shirt off.

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 24 April 2003 13:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally if we have the usual suspects we can take your dream W&G pic on my scooter when I get it up there. I don't have a sidecar but we could use a cardboard box or something and draw wheels on the side. Scooter rides for all!

I told my boyfriend about the squirrel thread and he was so happy that other people felt sympathy for him. He finally told me that it makes him too sad to think about animals without body parts. He has a fear of it.

― Carey (Carey), Thursday, 24 April 2003 13:37 (twenty-two years ago)

YES! Scooter rides are aces, I don't know why I don't just buy a scooter, besides my inability to drive.

I do wonder how the squirrel lost his tail.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 24 April 2003 14:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Squirrels' tails are very important for their balance. Somewhere in Virginia(?) there's a squirrel falling from tree limbs and telephone wires.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 24 April 2003 14:07 (twenty-two years ago)

poor squirrels

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 24 April 2003 15:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Is this the thread with the most replies ever?

― That Girl (thatgirl), Thursday, 24 April 2003 16:43 (twenty-two years ago)

sadly.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 24 April 2003 16:44 (twenty-two years ago)

i have an ilx crush

― chaki (chaki), Thursday, 24 April 2003 16:45 (twenty-two years ago)

i have an orange crush

― buttch (Oops), Thursday, 24 April 2003 16:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I have an orange.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 24 April 2003 16:50 (twenty-two years ago)

*crush*
[even more sophomoric response: You have two of them. Tee-hee!]

― buttch (Oops), Thursday, 24 April 2003 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

those aren't oranges...

(refrains from saying anything worse)

― hstencil, Thursday, 24 April 2003 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Less flirting, more asking chaki to spill the beans.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 24 April 2003 16:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I could do both:
Hey there big boy, spill the beans. BTW, your ass is out of this world!

― buttch (Oops), Thursday, 24 April 2003 16:56 (twenty-two years ago)

i have a banana. in my pants.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 24 April 2003 16:56 (twenty-two years ago)

so you're not happy to see us? :(

― buttch (Oops), Thursday, 24 April 2003 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Jeg har et knuser på, nah, I'mI'm I' m ikke ordspråk.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 24 April 2003 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)

That's Norweigan for "jel is in love with Ally".

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 24 April 2003 17:01 (twenty-two years ago)

beans and oranges and bananas - oh my!

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 24 April 2003 17:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Bryan = threadkillah once again?

Excuse me, I am the official ILE threadkillah. Which would seem to be my only function relative to all the sexy people of ILE. *sniffles with tedious self-pity*

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 24 April 2003 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

IDKWTFITA

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 24 April 2003 18:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about?

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 24 April 2003 18:16 (twenty-two years ago)

precisely

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 24 April 2003 18:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Tep, yr breaking out this week! And I, for one, am glad to see you get the acknowledgement you've always deserved. If you need me I'll be on the "what do you look like" thread checking out Luna with everyone else.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 24 April 2003 18:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Liar, you're check out DJ Griz. Admit it.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 24 April 2003 18:20 (twenty-two years ago)

"Breaking out" in the Beanworld sense? Or in the "Oxycute them!" sense?

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 24 April 2003 18:21 (twenty-two years ago)

checkin' checkin' checkin'
check it out check it out check it out check it out
*ugh*

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 24 April 2003 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I know *I* am

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 24 April 2003 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

In the "gotta dance, gotta boogie, dig me doing the Robot" sense. Kick it, DJ Griz.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 24 April 2003 18:23 (twenty-two years ago)

IDKWTFITA is a keeper (no, that had nothing to do with sports, smartass)

― buttch (Oops), Thursday, 24 April 2003 18:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I shall use it frequently, for I often DKWTFITA

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 24 April 2003 18:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I, Donna Karan, Wear This Fugly (If Trendy) Attire.

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 24 April 2003 18:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I Demand Kinder Wigs. This Fro Is Totally Atrocious.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 24 April 2003 18:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I Deal Kind Weed To Freewheeling Immigrant Teen Agers

― buttch (Oops), Thursday, 24 April 2003 18:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I am with Ally. Chaki, who is it??

― rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 24 April 2003 18:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Finally, some back up! rosemary I kiss you.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 24 April 2003 18:36 (twenty-two years ago)

(I Don't Kill Wookiees -- Too Furry, Incredibly Tough Assassination.)

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 24 April 2003 18:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I Dare Ken Wahl To Fuck Interesting Television Actresses

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 24 April 2003 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Everytime I read this, I start to sing "I've Got a Crush on You" in my head.

I don't know if I like it or if I'm getting really tired of it.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 25 April 2003 00:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I get REM's "Orange Crush." Either that or I just start craving an orange crush. Or a cigarette. (That might be a coincidence.)

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 25 April 2003 00:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I crave cigarettes occasionally, mostly after big dinners and/or sex. I quit after Mardi Gras '99 though, so I'm stuck wanting...

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 25 April 2003 00:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I apologize on behalf of Mardi Gras.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 25 April 2003 00:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't blame Mardi Gras - I blame Lundi Gras.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 25 April 2003 00:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought everybody heard Big Pun's "Still Not a Player" when reading the thread title!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 25 April 2003 00:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Lundi Gras I can't and won't apologize for. Damn Lundi Gras.

(Mardi Gras 1999 was the last time I went out and did the parades, I think. But I was able to continue smoking.)

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 25 April 2003 00:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm a quitter.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 25 April 2003 00:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Tsk. You can always come back to it. Nicotine will not judge you. Nicotine holds no grudge.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 25 April 2003 00:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I know.. but I.. I... I don't like the taste anymore

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 25 April 2003 00:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Camel thought of that already! There's like Mint, and Mocha, and Citrus Mango, and Wango Tango, and stuff. It's like candy for the soul. Dirty, dirty candy.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 25 April 2003 00:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Mmmmdirtyyycandyyyyyyy

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 25 April 2003 00:55 (twenty-two years ago)

The Christina Aguilera/Mandy Moore tour.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 25 April 2003 00:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Wango Tango

Ted Nugent-flavored cigarettes?

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 25 April 2003 00:59 (twenty-two years ago)

ew*

*though I really have no idea how Ted Nugent tastes.**

**Nor do I care to.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 25 April 2003 01:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Exactly. They taste like bow-hunting.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 25 April 2003 01:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Good God, this thread has gone all vaudeville now.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 25 April 2003 02:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I would like to, y'know, get some beers and hang out with Chris Piuma and Luna, at the same time.

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 25 April 2003 11:20 (twenty-two years ago)

We should make this happen.

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 3 May 2003 06:05 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...
haha you suckers went all tweemo and admitted who you kinda lurved.

so what's become of all this? or...what is to come next? (creepy music, smooching, heads rolling in the street, porno-filter, etc.) anyone act on their crushes? anyone plan to?

and Are There Any New Ones?

― Neudonym, Wednesday, 25 June 2003 06:05 (twenty-two years ago)

mine's not new. i'd like to act on it but they're in a different country and only seem to like boys some of the time

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 06:09 (twenty-two years ago)

All the ones I had before still exist, and there a couple new ones. I crush too much.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 08:25 (twenty-two years ago)

1160 answers!!!! Mercy's sakes ILX just have a wank!

― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 08:27 (twenty-two years ago)

you dirty old man.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 08:27 (twenty-two years ago)

i crush on anyone with an ass and a mouth...

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 08:29 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah this is the longest thread ive ever seen and it didnt even involve dave matthews band fratboys

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 08:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I have about five.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 08:30 (twenty-two years ago)

5 DMB fratboys! c'mon Nick, that's greedy, share the wealth please.

― pete b. (pete b.), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 08:34 (twenty-two years ago)

No no no they ist all myn!

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 08:39 (twenty-two years ago)

as for ILE crushes, i was kinda hoping ned was a chick, but i guess that probably isnt the case

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 08:41 (twenty-two years ago)

He has long silky hair, tho.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 08:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Mercy's sakes ILX just have a wank!

i do. while imagining you all lezzing up.

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 08:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I think having an ILE crush, on someone you haven't seen, is lovely bcz its based on what you write or think abt.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 08:47 (twenty-two years ago)

ah yes, i think there are a lot of lovely writers here, and thankfully none of them can see my trucker hat over the web

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 08:50 (twenty-two years ago)

hey bob I had a crush on you but that's a turn off ;-)

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 09:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Damnit, Bob beat me to the trucker hat reference!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 09:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I think it's safe to assume that anyone's who's been reading This is the thread where I say: has a crush on luna.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 09:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I would just like to take this opportunity to say that I am a dork. So.

I am a dork.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 11:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm so intrigued by ESOJ's!

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 12:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Whoa, if you are really bored, you should go back and reread this whole thread. It's fantastic. I STILL CRUSH TRACER'S JACKET!

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 13:04 (twenty-two years ago)

When I had a little time this morning, I figured I should read something off ILE. I picked this thread. 50 minutes later, I was rushing to get out the door on time.

Thank you fellas for the 50 minutes that just flew out the window. :)

Hm. Wonder what the worst possible way to try to advance upon the person you're crushing on would be like. I guess if you crush on Ally, it would be something like, "I wanna be your Prince Charming." But that wouldn't be that bad. I guess, having gotten to know you guys over the last two months or so, I would have to say the one person it would be easiest to elicit a groan over in this sort of advance would be Alex in NYC. I mean, come on. "Hey baby, I wanna honor your fire if you know what I'm sayin' *wink*" isn't exactly Shakespeare.

As for ILE crushes in general -- hm. Maybe I have crushed, maybe I haven't. I've been mostly very, very, very appreciative of people. Yeah. :)

― Innocent Dreamer (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 13:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, that line would only work on me if they were actually dancing the Prince Charming when they said it.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 13:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I await finding out whether anyone actually tries this with interest.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 13:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally you should just stipulate ridiculous things for people to do that you claim will win your heart every time "I can't resist a man in a tutu"-style.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 14:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Why do you think I said such a thing so close to the big stupid Megatron FAP?

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 14:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Shit. Cover blown. Sorry!

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 14:06 (twenty-two years ago)

has ilx always been this creepy, or is this a recent thing? bob shaw gives me the fucking willies in the worst way.

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 14:07 (twenty-two years ago)

What are you talking about, Yancey, my love? (slowly brushes a clammy palm against Yancey's cheek)

― NA. (Nick A.), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 14:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I only give blow jobs to men who fly cross country three times, dye their hair pink, and put on one of my dresses beforehand, fact!

Yanc3y, ILX has always been creepy but now people are just like, hey, let's be outward and public with our creepy! It's like how we were talking about how we won but at the cost of losing the feeling of freshness, you know? Freshness=hiding the creepy.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 14:11 (twenty-two years ago)

like mentos

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 14:12 (twenty-two years ago)

or tampons

― NA. (Nick A.), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 14:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Mentos: the creepymaker.

Anyway announcing who you find distasteful or creepy won't help matters!

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 14:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Well I find everyone creepy, pretty much!

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 14:14 (twenty-two years ago)

This coming from someone who purposely walks around making the creepiest face possible to see if it freaks me out.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 14:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Do I really?

http://members.aol.com/jedililith/images/creepy.jpg

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 14:19 (twenty-two years ago)

http://members.aol.com/jedililith/images/creepy.jpg

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 14:19 (twenty-two years ago)

fuck this place

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 14:19 (twenty-two years ago)

*points, laughs, does the Prince Charming*

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 14:21 (twenty-two years ago)

i think it's them not us

― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 14:21 (twenty-two years ago)

bob shaw gives me the fucking willies in the worst way.
seriously, do i creep you guys out? im sorry if i have, its just the way i am i guess. im just interested to know what kind of things people find creepy about me, cos toning it down in front of the ladies might help me to score some pussy someday.

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 14:42 (twenty-two years ago)

you don't creep me out mr shaw, I think you're q amusing.

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 14:44 (twenty-two years ago)

is using the term "score some pussy" creepy¿

― dyson (dyson), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 15:35 (twenty-two years ago)

No, it's totally hott!

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 15:37 (twenty-two years ago)

"score some stink" is less creepy.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 15:38 (twenty-two years ago)

What definition of creepy are we using here?

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 15:46 (twenty-two years ago)

creepy=me

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 15:48 (twenty-two years ago)

(maybe not in this case. Just seemed like a golden opportunity to be self-deprecating)

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 15:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Bryan, I'm going to beat you with a hose when you come down here.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

haha that means bryan WINS.

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

That's what I was thinking!

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 15:56 (twenty-two years ago)

i hope the phrase "score some pussy" isnt creepy, i use it in front of my mum all the time

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 15:56 (twenty-two years ago)

< /joke>

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 15:57 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah the "score some pussy" thing was deliberate this time. but i do use that phrase a lot in general conversation

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 15:58 (twenty-two years ago)

You people are all dirty.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 16:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I so have this image of Bob holding up number cards: "Overall excellent pussy, a few problems with form but personality and flair made up for it. 8.5."

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 16:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Mentos: the creepymaker.

hey, fuck you too!

― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 16:01 (twenty-two years ago)

To keep a very bad joke alive while I'm in Glastonbury:

http://www.maths.tcd.ie/~afarrell/pics/mugshot2.jpg

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, that's confusing.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 17:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Mark C last night challenged me to name three ILXers to whom I wasn't attracted. I declined to name names, but there are a large number of people here on whom I still have crushes to some degree. As I've said before, more or less seriously, I'm halfway in love with at least a dozen people here. I've never known so many clever, funny, interesting, attractive people before.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 26 June 2003 11:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Arent you the lucky one! ;-)

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 26 June 2003 11:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Come on, tell, tell, tell, tell, tell, *hic* tell, tell, tell, tell!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 26 June 2003 12:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Martin: did that challenge mean female ilxers only, or - more interestingly perhaps - ilxers in general?

― the pinefox, Thursday, 26 June 2003 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Why, you trying to hook up, pf?

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 26 June 2003 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

haha, The Pinefox: not only did Mark mean ILXers in general (I would struggle to find three female ILXers I don't find attractive, so far!), without doubt, but I was specifically asked about you! You don't want to know, I imagine.

I have no intention of listing who I think is unattractive. The fact that I have proposed to about a dozen ILXers should be some clue to some of the ones I find most lovable.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 26 June 2003 21:01 (twenty-two years ago)

The Pinefox smolders with a hotttness born out of confusion & diffidence.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 26 June 2003 21:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, that line would only work on me if they were actually dancing the Prince Charming when they said it.

... while wearing a frilly suit with lacy collars?

Girl, we have *got* to find you an Adam Ant-a-like. It has now become my goal to search for one for you. This has kicked off my matchmaking compulsions. If I find an Adam Ant-a-like, I will ship him off to you post haste.

― Innocent Dreamer (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 26 June 2003 21:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I concur, without sarcasm the pinefox was quite lovely on the eyes.

― Carey (Carey), Thursday, 26 June 2003 22:03 (twenty-two years ago)

"Was"?

― Tim (Tim), Thursday, 26 June 2003 22:10 (twenty-two years ago)

before the.. unpleasantness...

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 26 June 2003 22:12 (twenty-two years ago)

yes he now looks like this:
http://www.knight-foundation.com/images/1knightthumb.jpg
"need a ride?"

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Thursday, 26 June 2003 22:16 (twenty-two years ago)

i have crushes on world famous ILE posters rjg and allyc. i spy on them when they sleep.

― davidg, Thursday, 26 June 2003 22:34 (twenty-two years ago)

so what's become of all this? or...what is to come next? (creepy music, smooching, heads rolling in the street, porno-filter, etc.) anyone act on their crushes? anyone plan to?

Wait until after the NYC MegaFap. I'll report back here...unless any attendees make it in my best interest* to not report on certain goings-on...

* I do not take bribes, but I would like to be fixed up with a great guy.

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 26 June 2003 23:03 (twenty-two years ago)

this thread is an exercise in futility and heartbreak

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 26 June 2003 23:05 (twenty-two years ago)

plus it's very long

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 26 June 2003 23:13 (twenty-two years ago)

this thread is an exercise in futility and heartbreak

No. It isn't.

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 26 June 2003 23:15 (twenty-two years ago)

show me one good thing that came out of it!

(i'm really not bitter)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 26 June 2003 23:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I am futile and heartbroken!

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 26 June 2003 23:23 (twenty-two years ago)

That is not a good thing!

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 26 June 2003 23:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Also, my heart belongs to the Tesh.

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 26 June 2003 23:23 (twenty-two years ago)

okay, J.Lu, look forward to your tabloid-style breathless recap. I'll be here holding it down in the Wisconsin FAP...all alone....

so alone....

― Neudonym, Thursday, 26 June 2003 23:41 (twenty-two years ago)

jess, take my word for it.

― Kim (Kim), Friday, 27 June 2003 00:22 (twenty-two years ago)

It's not, jess, I totally made it with Tracer's jacket!

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 27 June 2003 00:48 (twenty-two years ago)

show me one good thing that came out of it!

I don't know if I could really show you it...

― oops (Oops), Friday, 27 June 2003 05:44 (twenty-two years ago)

does 'good' 'things' have to come out of threads?

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 27 June 2003 06:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I think if you applied that theory to every thread, we'd all be depressed. Good does not come out of ILE.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 27 June 2003 13:23 (twenty-two years ago)

It's actually short for GalILEe, see.

(Little Bible humor there.)

(Very very little.)

(Fuck off, then.)

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 27 June 2003 17:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Ok fine, I've been patient, but enough is enough. If you have a crush on me, I want to know, and I want to know NOW.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 27 June 2003 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

i demand that EVERYONE have a crush on me, right now.

― di smith (lucylurex), Friday, 27 June 2003 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Done!

― Chris P (Chris P), Friday, 27 June 2003 22:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I've gone meta with the crush thing. I have a crush on the idea of Chris having a crush on di. It's like being in love with love, but with more restraining order potential.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 27 June 2003 22:08 (twenty-two years ago)

this could be the first time ever that i have no ilx crushes

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 27 June 2003 22:38 (twenty-two years ago)

*sobs uncontrollably*

― oops (Oops), Friday, 27 June 2003 22:39 (twenty-two years ago)

it's not you, it's me

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 27 June 2003 22:41 (twenty-two years ago)

also: i am married to the sea

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 27 June 2003 22:44 (twenty-two years ago)

i have a crush on everyone except jess

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 27 June 2003 22:44 (twenty-two years ago)

unbreak my heart...uncry these tears

― oops (Oops), Friday, 27 June 2003 22:44 (twenty-two years ago)

though i'm willing to be swayed

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 27 June 2003 22:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Di, you don't even need to ask!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 28 June 2003 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

fuckin A!

― di smith (lucylurex), Sunday, 29 June 2003 00:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I talked to one of my crushes a little tonight, and it only served to intensify said crush.

I am a dork.

Also, drunk.

Just say no to cheap tequila, kids. This public service announcement has been brought to you by the letters JD and the number 3.

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 29 June 2003 09:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I talked to one of my crushes a little tonight, and it only served to intensify said crush.

I am a dork.

Also, drunk.

luna, did you have the same evening I had?????

― rosemary (rosemary), Sunday, 29 June 2003 10:05 (twenty-two years ago)

CTRL F DAVID NOT FOUND WTF?

― davidg, Sunday, 29 June 2003 11:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Try it again, David. I'm sure your name will show up this time :)

― C J (C J), Sunday, 29 June 2003 11:22 (twenty-two years ago)

well yes, technically it actually did already appear but the sentiment was obviously all wrong.

― davidg, Sunday, 29 June 2003 11:33 (twenty-two years ago)

CTRL F 'Cozen', Login Name Cozen.

― Cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 29 June 2003 11:46 (twenty-two years ago)

there is an accordian playing in the back of my head

― Erik, Sunday, 29 June 2003 11:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not sure which is worse - the fact that I don't appear as anyone's crush, or the fact that I even checked this thread to see if I did.

sigh

― C J (C J), Sunday, 29 June 2003 11:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I second that sentiment, CJ.

A favour: if anyone out there has a crush on me can they post anonymously saying so? It'd make my day. (and don't lie just to make me feel good, damn it!)

― Andrew (enneff), Sunday, 29 June 2003 13:23 (twenty-two years ago)

there is an accordian playing in the back of my head

http://www.tapemountain.com/chris_kneel.jpg

― Chris P (Chris P), Sunday, 29 June 2003 18:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Quite possibly, Rosemary... we'll have to talk about it.

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 29 June 2003 18:45 (twenty-two years ago)

hm, my falsetto has gone mute.
i'm speechless but quite happy.

*goes off to bed*

― Erik, Sunday, 29 June 2003 19:58 (twenty-two years ago)

http://internettrash.com/users/sexyhumor/Buttons/DigiRound.gif

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 23:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Has anyone got a crush on me?

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 23:33 (twenty-two years ago)

You seem to have one on yourself, isn't that enough?

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 23:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha

― Nicole (Nicole), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 23:34 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.genesoul.net/junkpile/supersaiyan-haha.jpg

― Dada, Wednesday, 9 July 2003 00:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm OK.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 00:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean what does "digibeet" mean, exactly?

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 00:22 (twenty-two years ago)

It's a root vegetable that grows on a digable planet. It's cool like dat in a salad.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 00:29 (twenty-two years ago)

crush crush slush blush.

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 00:43 (twenty-two years ago)

hush

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 00:43 (twenty-two years ago)

*flush*

― toilet (lucylurex), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 00:57 (twenty-two years ago)

no no no--it's ILE Crushes, not ILE flushes

― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 01:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Prove that there's a difference.

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 04:56 (twenty-two years ago)

hmmm. you might have a point there.

― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 05:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I have like a platonic crush on someone that involves wanting to throw a tea party for them, is that weird? Also shopping and hair styling.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 14:34 (twenty-two years ago)

This is like THREADZILLA or something, geez.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 14:43 (twenty-two years ago)

hey, you know it's better that crushes outweigh trucker hats or vice magazine.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 14:59 (twenty-two years ago)

OK FINE FORGET I SAID ANYTHING ASSHOLE!!!! Don't come crying looking for an invite to my goddamned teaparty, nickalicious!!!

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 15:01 (twenty-two years ago)

teaparties rule.

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 15:08 (twenty-two years ago)

People who are invited: Sam, Luna, Tom, Spencer, Mary, Felicity, Tracer Hand, bnw, chaki.

People who are not invited: NICKALICIOUS.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 15:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Wait "tea party" is a euphemism isn't it?

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 15:24 (twenty-two years ago)

A tea party! How delightful. Can it be an angry tea party?

― felicity (felicity), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 15:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Perhaps if we play some Wanda Jackson.

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 15:31 (twenty-two years ago)

mushroom tea.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 15:32 (twenty-two years ago)

People who are invited: Sam, Luna, Tom, Spencer, Mary, Felicity, Tracer Hand, bnw, chaki.

I'm guessing it would look a little something like this:

http://www.stitchability.co.uk/teddy%20tea%20party.jpeg

― Larcole (Nicole), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 15:33 (twenty-two years ago)

That would be a gareth tea party.

― felicity (felicity), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 15:34 (twenty-two years ago)

No, not enough brown. Or trucker hats.

― Larcole (Nicole), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 15:35 (twenty-two years ago)

nickalicious don't be sad; it's really a bait and switch for a tea-bagging party

― Neudonym, Tuesday, 22 July 2003 15:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Gareth's a bear!?!

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 15:36 (twenty-two years ago)

A twee party.

― bnw (bnw), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 15:36 (twenty-two years ago)

if it's an angry tea party can i come?

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 15:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Most cliquey post evah!

― Mark C (Mark C), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 15:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry Ally, that was entirely a joke. Maybe I can come to the next one.

― Mark C (Mark C), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 15:38 (twenty-two years ago)

a teabagging party....hehehe. stop, drop and dunk.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 15:39 (twenty-two years ago)

????

What did I do to hurt you Ally? I can't make my face into a heart!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 15:41 (twenty-two years ago)

HAHAHAHA.. WHAT IS THAT FROM AGAIN!?!?

― Mandee, Tuesday, 22 July 2003 15:44 (twenty-two years ago)

were you dipping your balls in her tea?

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 15:44 (twenty-two years ago)

ally will you have pies there?

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 15:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Fine! Don't invite me to your pretend tea party!

I'm pretty grumpy today, sorry. Please send crushes, pretend hugs, etc.

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 15:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, yeah, there will be pie there; it'll all be, to quote the character "Hot" Ptah in Philip Roth's The Great American Novel:

HAIR PIE!

― Neudonym, Tuesday, 22 July 2003 15:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't come crying looking for an invite to my goddamned teaparty, nickalicious!!!

I am going to sublimate any crushes I may have by painting an enormous Salon-sized oil tableau in a late Eighteenth-century French Romantic style illustrating my vision of "The Tea Party of the Damned." It will be a thing of awesome beauty, magnificent and terrible to behold.

― felicity (felicity), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 15:52 (twenty-two years ago)

er, hello!

http://www.angelfire.com/wy/bby2k/Jel_Transformer1.jpg

Erik rules, btw!

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

sarah i know how you feel *e-hug* we'll have our own, i'm in a bad mood too but we can chuck pies at each other and not invite ally...

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I am going to sublimate any crushes I may have by painting an enormous Salon-sized oil tableau in a late Eighteenth-century French Romantic style illustrating my vision of "The Tea Party of the Damned." It will be a thing of awesome beauty, magnificent and terrible to behold.

i now have a crush on felicity coz she's all creative, like, (which i suppose is just as well coz apparently we're as good as engaged)

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 15:56 (twenty-two years ago)

When I take a picture, the camera goes "C-L-I-Q-U-E".

― Mandee, Tuesday, 22 July 2003 15:57 (twenty-two years ago)

ok ok ok everyone is invited I didn't mean to be cliquey, those were the first people who came into my head! Honestly! Mark C, I am under the impression you don't much care for me anyway!

And no, tea party is NOT a euphemism.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 15:59 (twenty-two years ago)

:(

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 16:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean, jesus, my clique post left out ANDREW who is the best person ever, wtf? Clearly I wasn't thinking clearly anyway.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 16:03 (twenty-two years ago)

damnit, i was so happy to finally be in a clique other then the 'nerd herd.'

― bnw (bnw), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 16:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally, that's simply not true! Though I also got the feeling you weren't too impressed with me either.

― Mark C (Mark C), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 16:05 (twenty-two years ago)

...and so after much back and forth it was revealed that Ally and Mark C had huge crushes on one another...

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 16:10 (twenty-two years ago)

:(

― rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Why does that Transformer have a monstrous black wang on his shoulder!?!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 16:14 (twenty-two years ago)

dude, that's soundwave's rocket launcher!

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 16:15 (twenty-two years ago)

We should all treat ILE Crushes like a big game of Risk. We all make plans incognito, and then when the time comes to reveal our crushes, we all use this new information to retreat to previous crushes, conquer new crushes, etc.

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 16:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh right, Soundwave did have a rocket launcher! That's much less disturbing.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 16:23 (twenty-two years ago)

STRONGO LIKE BITCH IDEA

i think i have one again finally

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 16:25 (twenty-two years ago)

This city will always bug you baby
I know for me it does the same
It’s pretty I suppose from inside a plane
That’s heading for another place
So wave and blow me one more kiss
You’re a dead-eye baby
You never miss
There’s not much else as sweet as this
I waved so hard I broke my wrist
But don’t act broken
Even when you’re broken

Its just one of those things
Thank god you’re timeless
Cause my watch got stolen
It’s the good stuff that you bring
don’t be crushed

Don’t be crushed

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 16:26 (twenty-two years ago)

i aint never scared

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 16:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Strongo: A crush or a bitch idea?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 16:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Hulkington crush puny human!

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 16:30 (twenty-two years ago)

ned i havent had an idea in months

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 16:31 (twenty-two years ago)

D'oh.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 16:33 (twenty-two years ago)

(and i do have a few ILE crushes)

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 16:33 (twenty-two years ago)

OK I'M REVISING MY POST.

Please also invite: rosemary. Alex NYC. Mark C. jel. jess. Bryan. Mandee. Dave. Carey. Phil. Gareth. Nicole. AND THE REST OF YOU BITCHY BUGGERS. Jesus if I post "I have a crush on Felicity Redwell" no one would accuse that of being a clique would they?

I don't even HAVE any crushes for serious, because I am a TAKEN LADY and I have become TWEE AND DISGUSTING IN MY AMOR.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 16:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't even HAVE any crushes for serious, because I am a TAKEN LADY and I have become TWEE AND DISGUSTING IN MY AMOR.

I only have mock crushes.

― Larcole (Nicole), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 16:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, like how we point at N.ElfBoy and mock him?

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 16:42 (twenty-two years ago)

My crushes are all textured and soy based.

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 16:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally I think you misundertand - Nicole isn't joking when she does that.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 16:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I meant more like Justin Timberlake or William Petersen.

― Larcole (Nicole), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 16:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh. God, I'm so out of the loop, I thought it was all joking. Who can hate N.? He's like an elf, but even elfier!

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 16:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Wouldn't that make him a smurf?

― Larcole (Nicole), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 16:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Depends on the sideburns.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I have no sideburns. I sometimes have hair hanging down in a sideburn shape, though. Is there a name for that?

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 16:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, sideburns.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 16:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 16:56 (twenty-two years ago)

ears.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

flaps?

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Earflaps.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 17:01 (twenty-two years ago)

A bit like a Hasidic jew, but less outré.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 17:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I seriously need to go to England.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 17:02 (twenty-two years ago)

No, not earflaps - they don't cover my ears, they are further forward.

(I mean at the moment my hair covers my ears but I'm not talking about now)

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 17:02 (twenty-two years ago)

That makes no sense at all.

― Larcole (Nicole), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 17:03 (twenty-two years ago)

free-chops!

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 17:05 (twenty-two years ago)

n. are you sure you're just not wearing one of those hunting caps?

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 17:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Ach, a bit like this you fools:

http://rarara.v21hosting.co.uk/photos/uniqlo2.jpg

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 17:09 (twenty-two years ago)

But not so long and not flicking so far forward.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 17:10 (twenty-two years ago)

N. in trying to look like a character off Cowboy Bebop non-SHOCKAH.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 17:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Who the hell are Cowbop Bebob?

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 17:12 (twenty-two years ago)

ah! in novels they'd be called wisps!

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)


http://www.iwaynet.net/~sos/scans/bebop06tn.jpg

― Larcole (Nicole), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

N. should marry one of my sisters, then their baby would actually be a cartoon character from Japan.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Do your sisters know you're trying to set them up with a bunch of random interweb mentalists?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

It's not like I'm setting them up with just anyone, I mean I picked N. rather carefully. I think him and K. would make a lovely couple.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 17:24 (twenty-two years ago)

It's like an online version of Cupid!

― Larcole (Nicole), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I call Laura!

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

http://rarara.v21hosting.co.uk/photos/MangaNick.jpg

Manga Nick!

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 17:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Or, more so:

http://rarara.v21hosting.co.uk/photos/MangaNick2.jpg

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

WORST ANIME EVER!!!!

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 17:31 (twenty-two years ago)

There was no Anime filter on my Photoshop - I had to improvise.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 17:33 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.cyber-cinema.com/photo(color)/Akira(AA1C1).jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, you mean I shouldn't be reading a book but getting in some action scrapes. Well yeah.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 17:35 (twenty-two years ago)

No, actually, it was that the second photo reminded me of the shit that goes down at the end of Akira actually, but that's not relevant in anyway, you definitely should get into some action scrapes.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 17:37 (twenty-two years ago)

OK! I am off to see a rocking new band called Sons & Daughters and I will try to look up the bassist's skirt or something. I'll let you know what kicks off.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 17:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I suggest you watch more Lupin and try to imitate that.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 17:41 (twenty-two years ago)

N. she might kick you be careful out there...

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 17:46 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.aftonbladet.se/puls/0005/26/bale.jpg

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Hottest man ever, FYI.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 18:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I have nothing to add.

― felicity (felicity), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 18:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I almost just posted something really twee and dorky and gross right here for all to see, that was a close one. It had to do with Lupin references. Yikes.

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 19:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude they already made up the comment in their head now, wtf. DORK!

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 19:07 (twenty-two years ago)

BALLERINA

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 19:09 (twenty-two years ago)

CHESS CHAMPION

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 19:13 (twenty-two years ago)

KOGAL

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 19:21 (twenty-two years ago)

"Yet another reason to hate the air force"

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 19:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Huh?

― Mandee, Tuesday, 22 July 2003 19:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually when Blount said that he was referring to Helltime Producto, not me

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 19:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I KNOW THAT, I was just recontextualizing his quote! Goddamnit, some people. Anyway, I don't see why anyone would hate Helltime, dude has good taste.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I love how Sarah accused me of having a crush on Kate Beckinsale after we watched Laurel Canyon the other night, which I vehemently denied, then she goes online and admits she has a crush on Christian Bale.

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

No, actually, it was that the second photo reminded me of the shit that goes down at the end of Akira

I almost spit my gum across the room when I read this.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 19:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Kate Beckinsdale is trying to steal my boyfriend!

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 19:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I didn't say Bale was hot! See, it's like this... I just posted this random pic to a random thread - like Dada does! (Isn't that his name?) and uh... yeah... stuff...

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm sorry, Dan.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

He's a good actor and all, but don't people find Christian Bale just to be a little...shiny?

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

If by "shiny" you mean "hot"...then yes.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 20:00 (twenty-two years ago)

bale is sporting the rudd van nistelroy doo.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 20:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Bale was never hotter than during his solo dance in Newsies. It involved a horse.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 20:06 (twenty-two years ago)

He defeated The EN.emy and knows gunkata, thus classic.

― Larcole (Nicole), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 20:07 (twenty-two years ago)

That picture makes him look like the guy from Joe Millionaire.

― bnw (bnw), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 20:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Not everyone can be you, bnw.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 20:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm actually not quite sure what films bale has been in.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 20:10 (twenty-two years ago)

oh! reign of fire, I've seen that!

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 20:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Equlibrium's actually pretty good, though if you've seen the trailer you've seen the film.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 20:14 (twenty-two years ago)

FUTURE
McCONAUGHEY
DRAGONS
BALD

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 20:15 (twenty-two years ago)

TOURETTE'S
SYNDROME

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 20:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Greatest movie ever.

― Larcole (Nicole), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 20:17 (twenty-two years ago)

too much the entertainment

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 20:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I think there is no point in writing another list of the people here on whom I have crushes. I remain half in love with a whole bunch of people here, most of whom sensibly remain several thousand miles away from me.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean Bale was totally eclipsed by McC's shiny dome and the dragons!

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 20:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, I figure the pitch for that movie went a lot like my last post. I mean what else do you need?

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Pirates.
Robots.
George Clooney.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Explosions.
Edgy soundtrack.
Julianne Moore (my actual real proper crush).

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Pirates.
Robots.
George Clooney.

Uh, things you'd say to Ally to get her attention?

Now the lightning round!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Helicopters
Mecha
Benicio Del Toro

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Man alive?! Sons & Daughters are so ghot. Theoer recorct coess out to Ovtovber. BUT OT!

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 22:36 (twenty-two years ago)

"So ghot"

― Larcole (Nicole), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 23:42 (twenty-two years ago)

i have an ile crush but i'm fucked if i'm telling any of you who it is.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 23:44 (twenty-two years ago)

You are if you're lucky!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 00:04 (twenty-two years ago)

ELIZABETH HURLEY
CAR EXPLOSION
MODS

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 00:19 (twenty-two years ago)

MOD EXPLOSION
ELIZABETH CARS
HURLEY

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 00:36 (twenty-two years ago)

MOD FUCK EXPLOSION

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 00:41 (twenty-two years ago)

HULK SMASH
BALLERINAS
MAD LIBS

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 01:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Cease and desist.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 01:29 (twenty-two years ago)

SHAN'T

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 01:32 (twenty-two years ago)

ANDREW
COLIN
WILL

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 01:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Gundam porn
Drinking contests
Techno soundtrack

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 03:12 (twenty-two years ago)

THIEVERY CORPORATION
OBLIQUE TEXTS
CLOS DE TORRIBAS

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 03:15 (twenty-two years ago)

French philosophy
Silicone breasts
Tigers

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 03:15 (twenty-two years ago)

SIMILE JUXTAPOSTION
ART WANKERY
TIME FOR BASTARD BED

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 03:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Vince Vaughn
British Invasion
Poison Lizards
One-Armed Man

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 03:18 (twenty-two years ago)

David Lynch
Wireless monkeys
Corporate shenanigans
Based on a novel by JG Ballard

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 03:20 (twenty-two years ago)

i don't appear to've been mentioned at all on this thread, how annoying, i really want someone to have a innernet krush on me so i can spurn them.

― duane, Wednesday, 23 July 2003 03:29 (twenty-two years ago)

- duane , Every time I think of you, I realise I was already thinking of you. Please will you be a boot eternally coming down on my face.

Please do not respond to this automated message. Responses will be diverted back to the sender.

― technical staff, Wednesday, 23 July 2003 03:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I want N. to tell us all about Christian Bale, and the bitter hatred he's had for him since 1985.

(I was at school with his cousin, too)

― Mark C (Mark C), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 16:40 (twenty-two years ago)

You mean CB is not so ghot?

― Larcole (Nicole), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 16:42 (twenty-two years ago)

1986

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 16:42 (twenty-two years ago)

isn't Gloria Steinam now Christian Bale's stepmom?

― H (Heruy), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 16:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes.

― Larcole (Nicole), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 16:45 (twenty-two years ago)

mine came back with a vengance today, although she hardly seems to post here anymore so i dunno if she counts

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 16:46 (twenty-two years ago)

three weeks pass...
haha this is the funniest thread ever.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 14 August 2003 14:33 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread just doesn't ever die 'til it's dead, huh, wow.

I've got crushes on at least 2 ILX ladeez (one of which for like forever now and DUH you know who you are xoxo) and 1 ILXor whose gender I'm not quite sure about.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 14 August 2003 14:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm a guy, if that helps.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 14 August 2003 14:56 (twenty-two years ago)

You've shattered countless dreams of young men everywhere.

― Larcole (Nicole), Thursday, 14 August 2003 14:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm pretty sure Ally is a middle-aged dude.

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 14 August 2003 15:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, seriously, reread this entire thread, it's like reading yr high school year book or some shit. I keep thinking I'm gonna run into Travis writing "There was a man. Ye knew him well. YE CLIFFS!" or some shit, just like in my yearbook. It's great. KIT!!! XOXO!!! Call me!! 867-5309! *hearts and smiley faces* Alliy (I spelled my name different back then cos I was totally rad)

Seriously, for real, there is some funny shit back there. I still would have a tea party with a couple of ILXors but it's not at all about sex, it's about tea, no one seemed to comprehend that earlier.

― Ally Middle Aged Dude (mlescaut), Thursday, 14 August 2003 15:01 (twenty-two years ago)

"Dear Allieeyu8werhhng or however you spell yr name, I'm sorry I used my Jedi powers against you this year. Next year will be better. KIT your hot. - Ty"

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 14 August 2003 15:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Okay, actually 2 ILXors whose genders I'm not sure about; hint hint: both of 'em post pics a lot.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 14 August 2003 15:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll try and keep my balls out of the tea.

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 14 August 2003 15:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Dada's a boy.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 14 August 2003 15:04 (twenty-two years ago)

"LUCY! DAMN I AM SO GOOD LUCKING!! XOXOXOXOXOXOX RYAN!!!"

(My friends called me Lucy a lot for some reason)

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 14 August 2003 15:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Go Cavs! Remember the keg party at Bob's? SMITTY!

Yeah, I never got a high school yearbook, I'm making shit up based on Buffy and Dawson's.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 14 August 2003 15:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I only have my junior high yearbook to be honest, and I'm reading shit out of it verbateum. The best one was my boyfriend, right. He writes this mushy message about how he looked so great cos I did his makeup (um, it was for a play, there were pictures of the school play, seriously) "I love you" is written THREE TIMES in the message, then he signed it "Sincerely, (Full Name Here)" -- WTF? He ate my lipgloss, that was weird too. FREAK.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 14 August 2003 15:07 (twenty-two years ago)

The last yearbook my mother has of mine (I'm assuming she has it) is from fifth grade, I think. I was "class clown" and "most likely to be a stockbroker." I think there was a picture of me making a bridge out of balsa wood or something, too.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 14 August 2003 15:09 (twenty-two years ago)

That was the lipgloss eating guy? That is one of the most deranged things I have ever heard of.

― Larcole (Nicole), Thursday, 14 August 2003 15:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Class clown=Stockbroker? The minds of fifth graders are awesome.

There's a really good picture of me and my best friend J-Dog and some other chick who I think ended up stealing my boyfriend, whore. Anyway, we are sitting with the National Honor Society or whatever cos we were like forced to join and we look like we are crying we are so sad, and we're the dead centre of the picture, everyone was like, dude, why so goth? And it's pretty good. There's also a picture of our asses in my yearbook, we were doing the drama club carwash and the cameraman just like came up and took a picture of us bent over cars. We were like, wtf, big huge booty action porn going on in the 9th grade, yeah baby.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 14 August 2003 15:12 (twenty-two years ago)

It wasn't even like good flavored lip gloss to be honest, it was just like MAC Lipglass or something.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 14 August 2003 15:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Class clown=Stockbroker? The minds of fifth graders are awesome.

Fifth grade was a weird year. I went from being ... uptight money-obsessed Alex P Keatonoid kid who gave the teacher stock advice to "anarchy rules!!!" Dead Kennedys listening kid who drew pictures of bombs in his notebooks. This might or might not be why I have no yearbooks more recent than that.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 14 August 2003 15:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I take back what I said about "best message" in my yearbook. Some fucker drew a gigantic Grim Reaper in here. Whoa.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 14 August 2003 15:16 (twenty-two years ago)

It wasn't even like good flavored lip gloss to be honest, it was just like MAC Lipglass or something.

That's like wanting to eat Vaseline.

― Larcole (Nicole), Thursday, 14 August 2003 15:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally, if you come to Boston while I'm there, we can have a tea party.

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 14 August 2003 15:21 (twenty-two years ago)

velvet hall (we had
TWO girls named velvet in our
graduating class)

wrote down that I was
(here I quote) "a real sweatie"
I hope she misspelled!

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 14 August 2003 15:22 (twenty-two years ago)

just quick-scrolled this thread:
my 'velvet' and tep's 'balsa'
made a weird new word

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 14 August 2003 15:24 (twenty-two years ago)

When's Boston again?

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 14 August 2003 15:26 (twenty-two years ago)

It's about half-past Connecticut.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 14 August 2003 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Tep, I offically do not have a crush on you.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 14 August 2003 15:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Come on, that was pretty close to funny!

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 14 August 2003 15:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm totally going to spread this "Ally is a man" rumor.

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 14 August 2003 15:33 (twenty-two years ago)

It's not a rumor! This is me:

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/images/dad.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 14 August 2003 15:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Boston is not this weekend but next. I fly in the 20th and leave the 25th, and I'm working all those days including the weekend but my nights are free, near as I can tell.

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 14 August 2003 15:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Let me think about this and see what I can wrangle up.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 14 August 2003 15:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish someone would crush on me; I could use the self-esteem boost. And I'm tempted to name the ILXoR on whom I'm crushing right now, but I fear that an L33t inner circle would have me barred from these pages.

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 14 August 2003 15:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I only just realized with L33t is meant to say. Anyway, out with it!

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 14 August 2003 16:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Somebody must have a crush on me by now.

― David. (Cozen), Thursday, 14 August 2003 16:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I hope nza has a crush on me...

― Jesus (Chris Piuma), Thursday, 14 August 2003 16:04 (twenty-two years ago)

All hippies crush on Jesus, why do you think they dress like that?

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 14 August 2003 16:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, for fuck's sake, is Nick a hippie? I wanted a boy with class!

― Jesus (Chris Piuma), Thursday, 14 August 2003 16:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm crushed by my crushlessness.

― jewelly (jewelly), Thursday, 14 August 2003 16:10 (twenty-two years ago)

A) oh my god I'm so not a hippie please stop with the madness!
B) hippies dress like that cuz it's comfortable (and cuz they can't afford gucci)
C) dada's a boy huh?
D) how 'bout sommermute? ;-)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 14 August 2003 16:11 (twenty-two years ago)

(howevah, I am definitely not a boy-with-class...I drink MGD and fart and burp and say "y'all" and "dude" and my feet smell bad!)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 14 August 2003 16:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Gross dude.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 14 August 2003 16:14 (twenty-two years ago)

When I say "class" I mean "a really big penis".

― Jesus (Chris Piuma), Thursday, 14 August 2003 16:15 (twenty-two years ago)

isn't that a given, jesus? on this board, how could it mean anything else?

sommermute likes girls in any case...i remember him/her saying something about liking girls with dimples who laugh easily. or something like that.

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Thursday, 14 August 2003 16:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Naaah, i don't want to say it. I've had enough girls run away from me screaming in my life.

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 14 August 2003 16:28 (twenty-two years ago)

sommermute likes girls in any case...i remember him/her saying something about liking girls with dimples who laugh easily

Helllloooooo sommermute.

I can't stop reading this thread in its entirety. I hit on Gareth at one point! Scandalous!!

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 14 August 2003 16:31 (twenty-two years ago)

How could anyone not have a crush on Jesus?

Anyway, I have no crushes, but:

I'm crushed by my crushlessness.

If it counts for half a point, you remind me a wicked lot of a chick I knew in New Orleans who isn't you but was cool and hot.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 14 August 2003 16:37 (twenty-two years ago)

jewelly load the whole thread and do a search on yr name, you are not crushless! Unless you mean you don't have a crush on anyone. If that's the case, have a crush on me and come to NYC when luna is here and we will have wicked fun.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 14 August 2003 16:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Tep had a crush on a girl made out of Icey Hot!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 14 August 2003 16:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Aside from her mood swings, she's the perfect woman.

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 14 August 2003 16:40 (twenty-two years ago)

It's true, but it was such a relief when I asked her if she was a lesbian and she said, "Shit, I ain't been gay."

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 14 August 2003 16:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Tep.
You were on such a roll today.
Why did you fuck it up?

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 14 August 2003 16:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude.

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 14 August 2003 16:42 (twenty-two years ago)

That is the most unfunniest joke ever.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 14 August 2003 16:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Mr. Tep, could you come with us, please?

― Pun Police (Dan Perry), Thursday, 14 August 2003 16:43 (twenty-two years ago)

That was THE BEST JOKE I HAVE EVER TOLD ON A THURSDAY, what the hell is wrong with you people?

See, this is what I was talking about on that why-ain't-you-laughin thread, no one likes the good jokes.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 14 August 2003 16:44 (twenty-two years ago)

God, why did you have to go and ruin this fly ass funny as shit thread? Jesus christ dude.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 14 August 2003 16:45 (twenty-two years ago)

It was the funniest thing other than the -- shit, that other joke no one laughed at, I don't even remember it now. But it was funny.

I just blew all my crush points, I got a feeling.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 14 August 2003 16:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Tep, I thought it was hilarious. But then I think it has been proven by science that I have the worst sense of humor ever.

― Larcole (Nicole), Thursday, 14 August 2003 16:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Even "half-past Connecticut" was funnier than that.

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 14 August 2003 16:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I just blew all my crush points, I got a feeling.

You can get them back if you blow all of your crushes.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 14 August 2003 16:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Tep, I thought it was hilarious. But then I think it has been proven by science that I have the worst sense of humor ever.

Nonsense, you're clearly brilliant and insightful, so thank you :)

"Half-past Connecticut" was only funny cause it inspired Ally-hate.

Anyway, I'm off to blow Jesus.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 14 August 2003 16:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Um, I don't get the joke. ("Icey Hot"? *over my head*)

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 14 August 2003 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Icey Hot's a topical analgesic used for muscle pains and so on -- it feels cool from the menthol, and hot cause it tastes like burning. Ben-Gay is a competitor's product and sounds like "been gay," ergo I'm funny.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 14 August 2003 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Anyway, I'm off to blow Jesus.

Yes! Score one for the Savior!

Tep, I thought the joke was great. Way funnier than the "half-past Connecticut" thing. Now open wide and let the Baby Jesus inside.

― Jesus (Chris Piuma), Thursday, 14 August 2003 16:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Naaah, i don't want to say it. I've had enough girls run away from me screaming in my life.

Story of my life, except the second sentence should read "I've had enough guys look blankly at me in my life."

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 14 August 2003 16:54 (twenty-two years ago)

The one time I ever told someone I had a crush on them was when I was 10, only to be cruelly rebuffed for the girl with the tight Jordache jeans and frizzy blonde hair.

Confessing crushes seems to be a universally terrible idea.

― Larcole (Nicole), Thursday, 14 August 2003 16:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Naaah, i don't want to say it. I've had enough girls run away from me screaming in my life.

Story of my life, except the second sentence should read "I've had enough guys look blankly at me in my life."

Sometimes... you might just be surprised.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 14 August 2003 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

And I thought it was funny, too, Tep.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 14 August 2003 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Now open wide and let the Baby Jesus inside.

Communion never felt so naughty.

The only time I can remember when I have confessed a crush, it was a "I had a crush on you when" type situation when I was talking to a high school classmate years later, and it'd been a mutual thing (one of like two people I would've dated in high school, wouldn't you know it) -- and then her boyfriend found the email and broke up with her.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 14 August 2003 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Sometimes... you might just be surprised.

I'd say "Surprise me!" but god only know what bizzare fate he'd spring on me.
:^{

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 14 August 2003 17:03 (twenty-two years ago)

http://64.95.118.51/images/opti/29/98/1093708-movie-resized200.jpg

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 14 August 2003 17:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I recently had one of those "oh my god, but I had a crush on you" type things with someone, and then we got together and it was so friggin major hella great, and she was all like even more into it than me, then suddenly like BAM! no calls, no answering the phone when I call, nothing. WTF?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 14 August 2003 17:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, there are a lot of Nicks out there, and it's easy to confuse which Nick is the Nick you have a crush on. I'm sure Sarah McL has this problem all the time...

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 14 August 2003 17:12 (twenty-two years ago)

It helps that I'm not a dirty hippie or a filthy Englishman.

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 14 August 2003 17:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey!

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 14 August 2003 17:18 (twenty-two years ago)

ARGH I'M NOT A HIPPIE YOU INDIE FUCKS!!!!

― nickalicious is so not a hippie okay sure he does yoga and smokes weed whatever , Thursday, 14 August 2003 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)

You look like Neil Young = you are a filthy vagrant.

― Larcole (Nicole), Thursday, 14 August 2003 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I got my hair cut!

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 14 August 2003 17:21 (twenty-two years ago)

yes, he looks like a girl, now, or a boy.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 14 August 2003 17:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Take N's hand and off you fly.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 14 August 2003 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Look!

http://rarara.v21hosting.co.uk/photos/short.jpg

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 14 August 2003 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

i need to have a crush on someone. my current crush is a complete no-go. i admitted my crush and was given the "wow, i'm so flattered" line. dispensing flattery does not get one laid.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 14 August 2003 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Short?

― David. (Cozen), Thursday, 14 August 2003 17:28 (twenty-two years ago)

N. uou look like a drunkard with short hair, big krunking improvement.

― Larcole (Nicole), Thursday, 14 August 2003 17:28 (twenty-two years ago)

hahaha.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 14 August 2003 17:29 (twenty-two years ago)

For some reason, I don't have any crushes on any female ILXors. I only have platonic crushes on certain male ILXors, like I wish they were my best friend and we could write songs or go skateboarding or have circle jerks, woops, ignore that last one.

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 14 August 2003 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread has gone to shit while I was at lunch, god damn all of you.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 14 August 2003 17:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I smell a new Jeff Foxworthy routine: "If you do yoga and smoke weed...you might be a hippie."

Nickalicious, I love ya, babe.

― Indie fuck. (Nick A.), Thursday, 14 August 2003 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

"If you've ever played in a 'drum circle'...you might be a hippie."

― nickalicious lurvs U 2 bwoy fear not (nickalicious), Thursday, 14 August 2003 17:45 (twenty-two years ago)

dammit, i'm still too new on the ILE side of the park to be listed here.

ah well. i shall endevour to be invited into the virtual pants of the rest of you.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 14 August 2003 17:47 (twenty-two years ago)

N. you've taken to looking like an old man!

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 14 August 2003 18:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I think the correct word would be "moppet."

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 14 August 2003 18:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Statler and Waldorf.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 14 August 2003 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

N., yesterday:

http://www.kermitage.com/html/characterindex/tms/character/waldorf.jpg

― Larcole (Nicole), Thursday, 14 August 2003 18:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I suppose this is what you get for posting a photo of yourself on a thread about people having crushes.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 14 August 2003 18:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Or if you are N. He knows I love him. I can't vouch for Nicole though, I'm pretty sure she wants to stab him with toothpicks.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 14 August 2003 18:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry, I had to find some excuse to post a picture of Statler or Waldorf after Ally mentioned them. But he looks drunk too, so there is a resemblance.

― Larcole (Nicole), Thursday, 14 August 2003 18:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Toothpick. Just the one. Repeatedly.

― David. (Cozen), Thursday, 14 August 2003 18:15 (twenty-two years ago)

dammit, i'm still too new on the ILE side of the park to be listed here

No man left behind! (Women either). I'll crush on you until you get a proper one.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 14 August 2003 18:17 (twenty-two years ago)

No man left behind! (Women either). I'll crush on you until you get a proper one.

[*insert pic of man in googolplex-axeled car driving onto Homer's lawn*]

"hooray!"

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 14 August 2003 18:50 (twenty-two years ago)

*crushing sequence begins*

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 14 August 2003 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

N., I like that hair very much. You have the same hair as me nearly, but nicer. Where did you cut it and what did you ask for?

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 14 August 2003 19:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I got it cut when I was in BATH at the weekend at a salon called ARTIZAN.

The last two times I've had it cut they have not been keen to take much off. So I just kept building up the hairdresser's confidence to cut more and more through it, going on about how heavy it was in this sticky weather. I told her how much I liked the feel of the scissors slicing (when they run the blade across the hair, rather than cutting the blades together) and she said most people hated it. I agreed with something she said about 'messy' and maybe 'wispy'.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 14 August 2003 19:48 (twenty-two years ago)

you sound like you were trying to pull a haircut rather than instructing someone you're paying money to to cut your hair.

my local hairdressers has upped the price and a Spanish man who says he played for Alaves for a season does the job now. he cuts a good head though.

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 14 August 2003 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)

you've started getting lobotomies instead of haircuts?

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 14 August 2003 20:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Mine have all disappeared

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 14 August 2003 20:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I told her how much I liked the feel of the scissors slicing (when they run the blade across the hair, rather than cutting the blades together) and she said most people hated it. I agreed with something she said about 'messy' and maybe 'wispy'.

I always say, "Make it messy". And I tell them to do a lot of that scraping thing with the scissors. And then they take too much off, and I look like a tennis player for a week.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 14 August 2003 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Tennis players can be OK.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 14 August 2003 21:06 (twenty-two years ago)

That's what I try to tell myself.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 14 August 2003 21:25 (twenty-two years ago)

all of my most hated threads have come back to haunt me this week.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Thursday, 14 August 2003 22:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a crush on you.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 14 August 2003 22:56 (twenty-two years ago)

di you should be thanking yourself for not turning on email notifications for this thread!

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 14 August 2003 23:10 (twenty-two years ago)

"1500 older messages are hidden"!

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 14 August 2003 23:13 (twenty-two years ago)

all 1500 reveal a crush on you

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 15 August 2003 05:50 (twenty-two years ago)

*teleports self to D.C.*
*walks into small official-looking office in basement of large, imposing government building*
*waltzes up to counter*
Dee: Uh, hello, is this the Department for the Crushless?
Receptionist: Yes, it is. Please sign in.
*signs in*
*sits down, waits a few minutes in front of large office with door closed*
*door opens*
Assistant: The Secretary will see you now, miss.
*walks into office*
Luna: Hello, Dee! Glad you could make the appointment. What can I do for you?
Dee: Yes, Ms. Secretary, I came in because I have a problem.
Luna: *looking now at form* Problem with what? Having crushes or having someone crush on you?
Dee: Uh, having someone crush on me.
Luna: Ok, well is this problem that someone you detest is crushing on your or is it that no one at all is crushing on you?
Dee: The latter. No one's got a crush on me.
Luna: Would you mind telling me why you would want someone to crush on you?
Dee: Well, mostly because it'd be flattering to know that someone likes me that much, and also because I really need love in my life.
Luna: *writing comments on form* Romantic love or friendly love? Both? Or familial love, maybe?
Dee: Mostly romantic love, though friendly love would be nice.
Luna: Ok. Because of the telephone interview, the rest of this form is filled out. Do you have your driver's license with you?
Dee: *pulls driver's license out of purse, hands it over to Luna* Yes I do.
Luna: *comparing info on license to info on application* Hmmm. Ok. Oh, thanks for sending me your birth certificate. *handing over original copy of birth certificate* Here you are.
Dee: *taking birth certificate* Thanks.
Luna: Now that we've got that taken care of, here's a temporary ID *handing over license and a cardboard card* that indicates that I will have a crush on you for no longer than 180 days or for as long as it takes you to have someone develop a crush on you, whichever comes first. The information in back *pointing to card* contains our office hours and telephone numbers, should you need our assistance.
Dee: *putting both license and card in purse* Oh thank you!
Luna: *extends hand* Our pleasure.
*Dee and Luna shake hands*










[note: I accept full responsibility for how truly crap the above is]

― Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 15 August 2003 06:34 (twenty-two years ago)

[note: I accept full responsibility for how truly crap the above is]

Maybe that's the problem. Maybe self-deprication isn't working for you. Find a new angle!

BTW, Dee, I like you fine, and if I had a crush on anyone around here... ok any three people... you would be one of them. Honestly.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 15 August 2003 06:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I dreamed about you, fer Chrissakes! What do you want? A painted sign?

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 15 August 2003 06:39 (twenty-two years ago)

yikes!

― nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Friday, 15 August 2003 06:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, so my crushes are: Dee, Luna, and Sam. So sue me. I love the girls who love sex.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 15 August 2003 06:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't have any crushes right now

― nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Friday, 15 August 2003 06:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Welcome to the world Kenan, everyone loves the girls that love sex!!!
looking lovely today ladeez, of course!!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 15 August 2003 08:28 (twenty-two years ago)

and I look like a tennis player for a week.

...is the best description of a too-short haircut I've ever read!

And back to the thread: I think I have a post-Focus Group crush but I'll have to check.

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Check what? Your pants?

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 15 August 2003 10:12 (twenty-two years ago)

fancypants

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 15 August 2003 10:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Check what? Your pants?

Funnily enough, my pants are already checked today.

No, I meant check my beer-drowned hazy memories of the FAP to see if a few days of sobriety and perspective change my thoughts from sparkly crushdom to shameful notion-remorse.

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Friday, 15 August 2003 11:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, so my crushes are: Dee, Luna, and Sam. So sue me. I love the girls who love sex.

So what do I have to do to make this list of yours, eh?

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Friday, 15 August 2003 16:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Git nekked.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 15 August 2003 16:17 (twenty-two years ago)

i will have a crush on whoever starts a new thread for this because i'm tired of loading all the messages.

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 15 August 2003 16:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Luna: Now that we've got that taken care of, here's a temporary ID *handing over license and a cardboard card* that indicates that I will have a crush on you for no longer than 180 days or for as long as it takes you to have someone develop a crush on you, whichever comes first. The information in back *pointing to card* contains our office hours and telephone numbers, should you need our assistance.

I'm SO getting business cards made up for this.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 August 2003 16:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Dee, why did you leave out the part where you all lezzed up?

― Chris P (Chris P), Friday, 15 August 2003 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

The old thread is better than the new thread.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 15 August 2003 21:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I dreamed about you, fer Chrissakes! What do you want? A painted sign?

Yes, please. Preferably a billboard, preferably prominently displayed from the access road running parallel to 410 and Evers going south (that way it'll be closer to my neighborhood), thank you.

But really, how many trillions of ways can one analyze a dream in which said individual appears to be very, very tall? There's a hidden meaning there, and I'm not exactly sure what it's supposed to be.

Yes, so my crushes are: Dee, Luna, and Sam. So sue me. I love the girls who love sex.

I love sex so much that I never have it. Yes, that makes perfect sense. ;)

― Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 15 August 2003 21:19 (twenty-two years ago)

two weeks pass...
Well I love pretty much all of ILx, that's established.

lately though I've had crushy-feelings to an Ilx0r I hardly know. He lives in the detroit area and just seems "my type". Dumb? maybe. I just know I look for his posts on threads and think he's a cutie. *blush*

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Saturday, 30 August 2003 08:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I love sex so much that I never have it.

dee that is so great, that is the sortof thing i would say!

― duane, Saturday, 30 August 2003 10:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Git nekked.

So who says I'm not, already?
;^}

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 30 August 2003 18:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Sam, I am intrigued, I'd love to know who you mean!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Sunday, 31 August 2003 14:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a crush. Not on you.

― Cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 31 August 2003 14:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Who are you talking to Cozen?

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Sunday, 31 August 2003 14:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Paul Morley.

― Larcole (Nicole), Sunday, 31 August 2003 15:08 (twenty-two years ago)

*involuntary shudder*

― Lara (Lara), Sunday, 31 August 2003 15:31 (twenty-two years ago)

*voluntary shudder*

― Cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 31 August 2003 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Pink, why would I tell? That defeats the point of a giggly ILE crush thread. . .

― Texas, Biyatch! (thatgirl), Sunday, 31 August 2003 18:56 (twenty-two years ago)

U don't have to obv, I was just curious is all!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 1 September 2003 14:09 (twenty-two years ago)

everyone should just get their crushes out in the open...

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 1 September 2003 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't know I have a crush anymore.

― Cozen (Cozen), Monday, 1 September 2003 14:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Tep.

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 1 September 2003 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Aw, you just want to know what I did with the finger.

...

(... the one I found on Decatur Street, folks.)

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 1 September 2003 16:55 (twenty-two years ago)

like that makes it any better.

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 1 September 2003 16:56 (twenty-two years ago)

again with the finger!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 1 September 2003 17:02 (twenty-two years ago)

*shudder.*

Guess I'll crush on gabbo.

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 1 September 2003 17:04 (twenty-two years ago)

The finger makes it better.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 1 September 2003 17:05 (twenty-two years ago)

t/s:

"good touch"

vs

"bad touch"

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 1 September 2003 17:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Today, after reading a hugely enthusiastic post about one of my favourite things in the entire world ever, Krazy Kat, it's Jewelly.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 1 September 2003 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

er, tep, what's this about the finger?

― Texas, Biyatch! (thatgirl), Monday, 1 September 2003 20:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I should not tell the story, cause it'll be cooler that way :)

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 1 September 2003 20:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Like me & Luna and the nipple thing and Phil's chinese train story? Okay, cool.

― Texas, Biyatch! (thatgirl), Monday, 1 September 2003 20:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I must go to Spanish class, in any case; maybe I'll tell the Story of the Decatur Finger (that sounds horrorish, since it's pronounced "decay-ter") tonight, if everyone is well-behaved.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 1 September 2003 20:10 (twenty-two years ago)

By which I mean "I'll trade you for the nipple thing."

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 1 September 2003 20:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't trade Tep! It's not as good a 'thing' as it appears!

― oops (Oops), Monday, 1 September 2003 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Shh oops! don't you want to hear about the finger? (besides depending on the quality of the story I might embellish mibe. . .)

― Texas, Biyatch! (thatgirl), Monday, 1 September 2003 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)

And anyway, opps, you may not know ALL the details...

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 1 September 2003 20:57 (twenty-two years ago)

maybe I don't, but I doubt you'd spill the rest on ILE, no? (I think I'd rather just use my 'and then they lez up' imagination anyway)
anyway, um, disregard that Tep. yeah. The nipple thing is worth your first-born child. definitely.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 1 September 2003 21:03 (twenty-two years ago)

opps? oops.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 1 September 2003 21:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I really need to agree with "don't trade Tep"! Keep me! I'll get more runs next season, honest!

The finger story. Uh, this is so the wrong thread for it, but I'll put it here anyway. It really isn't much of a story.

I'd just moved to New Orleans, and knew no one, and didn't know where anything was except that the Elysian Fields bus went to the French Quarter (you can't take a streetcar named Desire to Elysian Fields anymore, unfortunately). I spent a lot of Sunday mornings there. Sunday mornings in the French Quarter, when the drunks are still straggling around trying to remember what day it is, and the road crews are out hosing down the streets, are still one of my favorite time-place combinations.

One particular Sunday morning, I'm headed out from Cafe du Monde after my coffee and beignets, and in the puddle left behind from the hosing down, I saw a finger. At first I was all, "Weird, who'd leave a fake finger behind? Why would you be carrying a fake finger to begin with?" And then I realized that it was ... a lot more detailed ... than a fake one would be, and that the puddle water immediately around it was red. So I poked it, and hey, yeah, that's a finger! Right there in the puddle. Without a hand.

I didn't tell anyone, cause I was new in the city and all, and was figuring, damn, I don't need to be The Finger Guy, and I've seen Blue Velvet, I don't need to star in its remix, and besides, it's not like the owner can do much with it now. I left it there, figuring, "Boy, this would make a great story!"

And it didn't.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 1 September 2003 22:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Okay, the nipple-finger trade seems like a fair one.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 1 September 2003 22:45 (twenty-two years ago)

OMG that's key:
ILX fantasy league,
points for total posts,

feuds, snits, drunken posts,
posts that make us laugh and cry--
sleep? NEGATIVE points!

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 1 September 2003 22:48 (twenty-two years ago)

It would've been better if you would taken it home an kept it in a pickle jar.

― Texas, Biyatch! (thatgirl), Monday, 1 September 2003 22:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I smell madness in the form of haiku.

Yeah, I could've pickled the finger, but I would've had to get it home in New Orleans summer heat, by bus, and "home" was a poorly air-conditioned dorm room. Plus, you know, I'd be on the bus with a finger, which would make me the subject of some other guy's anecdote somewhere else. Probably the guy y'all would be trading me for, on some other message board.

Betcha he doesn't make upside-down lemon pie.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 1 September 2003 22:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Tep, that breaks my heart. Think of all the dormitory pranks you could've pulled.

― s1utsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 00:20 (twenty-two years ago)

They'd all start with "pull my finger," wouldn't they?

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 00:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Or, "hot dogs for lunch today!"

― s1utsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 00:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I'd just walk around with it, looking angry, and occasionally mumbling, "Yeah, c'mon bitch, say redrum again, SAY IT AGAIN."

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 00:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd put it in somebody's shoe. That would be scary.

― s1utsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 00:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Or just leave it behind in class, way in the back, and come back in ten minutes later, during the next class -- ignore everyone who looks when you come in the room, look frantic, and sigh when you find it. "That's where it was! Aw, geez." Then hustle your bustle right out of there.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 00:48 (twenty-two years ago)

(This thread is now subtitled "Tep alienates and maybe grosses out any and all past, present, or future ILE Crushers.")

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 00:49 (twenty-two years ago)

That reminds me of one time in university when I found the lower half of a mannequin on the street. I brought it home, dressed it up in pants and shoes and positioned it on the floor so from the hall it looked like someone was lying down in the kitchen. My roommate came home, walked straight into the kitchen, and started screaming. Apparently she genuinely thought a friend of ours (a specific one, for some reason), had had his torso chopped off.

― s1utsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 00:50 (twenty-two years ago)

That's perfect!

(A specific one? That's weird. But wonderful.)

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 00:58 (twenty-two years ago)

stop derailing the crush thread! mentalists. . .

― Texas, Biyatch! (thatgirl), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 00:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I was gonna say it's not my fault, but this time it IS.

I have never had a crush on anyone who, to my knowledge, was missing a finger.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 01:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Hilarious pranks, gags, and stunts

― s1utsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 01:03 (twenty-two years ago)

that was gross, tep, but don't worry, gross stuff is entertaining. thats why this thread is so popular.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 01:40 (twenty-two years ago)

"Tep alienates and maybe grosses out any and all past, present, or future ILE Crushers.")

I guess it makes sense that I found it endearing then.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 07:00 (twenty-two years ago)

If it helps at all Tep, your finger story sure made me more interested in you!

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 07:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Wait till he tells you about his balls!

― Mark C (Mark C), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 07:10 (twenty-two years ago)

tell us about your balls! tell us about your balls!

― phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 07:38 (twenty-two years ago)

One of them tastes like creamsicles, and the other is allegedly "cherry coke flavored."

LOVE ME.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 10:41 (twenty-two years ago)

would one have to remove them from their protective sack to experience this taste sensation¿

― dyson (dyson), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 12:26 (twenty-two years ago)

mmm taste sensation!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 12:29 (twenty-two years ago)

This once-beautiful thread has been tainted so mightily by non-ILE Crush talk, wtf?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 12:41 (twenty-two years ago)

teeny, jeanne fury, anthony miccio are my latest.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 12:44 (twenty-two years ago)

*LEGS IT*

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 12:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Nick - I would say it is because of their great sadness as not being mentioned as someone's crush on this thread.

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 12:48 (twenty-two years ago)

No crushes, but a lot of people who I really rate and enjoy spending on- and offline time with. Big up y'all!

― Mark C (Mark C), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 12:49 (twenty-two years ago)

teeny, that godless communist.

Also:

If it'll improve Graham's willingness to turn up, I can promise I won't.

Oops. (no, not you, oops)

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 12:52 (twenty-two years ago)

we want name checks people! jeez!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 12:54 (twenty-two years ago)

boo. name checks are too overt.

unforunately, none on my ILX crushes live anywhere near Michigan. perhaps this is something telling me to move.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 13:09 (twenty-two years ago)

But what's the point of posting 'I have one but I am not telling anybody'?

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 13:24 (twenty-two years ago)

You make everybody a little happy.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 13:28 (twenty-two years ago)

any serious crush i have would know who they are without me saying on ile. what i post to this thread is superficial and fleeting.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 13:32 (twenty-two years ago)

But that was what I thought the point of this thread was. A superficial & fleeting thread. If it was something of more substance I doubt you'd be posting it here anyway!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 13:34 (twenty-two years ago)

exactly!

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 13:38 (twenty-two years ago)

exactly!

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 13:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I am agreeing with you, my point was why bother posting to the thread with 'i cannot say who'. The post you just made naming several people is exactly what this thread should be, i wasn't contesting what you posted.

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 13:46 (twenty-two years ago)

i figured :-)

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 13:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I like the *hint hint* style that Sam resurrected this thread with.

I have an ILE Crush on someone who has had hella car problems.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 13:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Are you, Rolf Harris style, going to say, "Kin yi giss who it is yit?" (cos I reckon I can)

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 14:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Hurrah, my shameless flirting has paid off! I crush di back and throw in Pinkpanther and promise to refer all the adventurous boys I find to Sam. (sorry chat reference) Also Andrew can eat a communally farmed bag of dicks when they come in season. ;)

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 14:52 (twenty-two years ago)

(cries)

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 14:55 (twenty-two years ago)

eek, I actually thought you were disparaging di crushing on me! Now I get it. I'll save the dicks for me. Except for the ones I pass to Sam. Oh fuck.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 14:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Too... many... jokes...

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 15:06 (twenty-two years ago)

how can you have a crush on someone you've never met? i am just curious...

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 15:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Like this Dave: I crush on teeny.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 15:11 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah but is it real?

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 15:12 (twenty-two years ago)

i mean there's plenty of folks i like here (hell teeny's one of them!) but crushes on people you've never seen = a bit mental!

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 15:14 (twenty-two years ago)

er, have you read the orbit thread dave?

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 15:15 (twenty-two years ago)

you are weird, dave.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 15:16 (twenty-two years ago)

why do you have to have seen someone to crush on them? THAT seems a bit mental

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 15:17 (twenty-two years ago)

we're all bit mental

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 15:18 (twenty-two years ago)

no, i've given up on everything related to orbit for sanity's sake! not being disparaging of anyone's connection to people on ilx in any way eiother so "mental" was probably the wrong word to use as it's a bit loaded - should have said tough for me to understand... and rjg i find that a bit rich when taking your "stephen" thread into account...

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 15:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I was taking my "stephen" thread into a account before you were, weirdo.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 15:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a platonic crush on Mark C always and forever even when I am in a bad mood with him :)

And one tiny one on someone else beginning with M. (No, not the M I'm marrying but that's allowed in this context right?)

― Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 15:22 (twenty-two years ago)

i have a terrible crush on rjg's mentalist threads

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 15:27 (twenty-two years ago)

i have a Teutonic crush on Mark C.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I do have a crush on colossal arseholes like RJG. It is the cause of all my problems in life.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 15:31 (twenty-two years ago)

rjg is a very clever and funny man. the rest of us simply need to catch up with him

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 15:37 (twenty-two years ago)

We are well on our way to message #2000! Go Team!

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 16:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Sometimes you are a very straight man Dave. Sometimes.

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 21:19 (twenty-two years ago)

hey what the devil does that mean?!

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 21:23 (twenty-two years ago)

haha, I just meant you are a radical firebrand but on your views on this thread were not. It was a compliment!

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 21:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Archel, me?

― Meee (Leee), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 21:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm fond of most of you mentalists, simply cause you are brave enough to say what the hell you're thinking--even if tis way off.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 22:03 (twenty-two years ago)

catch up.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 22:34 (twenty-two years ago)

dave, it stands to reason that if you can develop very real friendships with people on a message board (and on AIM), then you can develop equally authentic crushes on them.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 3 September 2003 00:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm still waiting for a crush to develop that involves me. This includes both the offline and online worlds. *pulls out luna's card* Sorry to disappoint, fellas, we're still friends and friends alone. Ta-da.

It's just become tiring having crushes on people and not knowing if anyone (or anyone else -- doesn't have to be the crush object) appreciates you in that same way. Note: This is largely based on real life and I'm mainly just whinging (sp?) to you lot just because I need to express this SOMEWHERE.

― Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 3 September 2003 02:13 (twenty-two years ago)

two years pass...
I have so many!

― anonymous coward, Saturday, 29 October 2005 19:57 (twenty years ago)

Hi Tuomas.

― Jimmy Mod wants you to tighten the strings on your corset (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 29 October 2005 19:58 (twenty years ago)

hahahahah

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Saturday, 29 October 2005 20:00 (twenty years ago)

Why the fuck would you log out to say you have a crush on some people you don't name?

― Patchouli Clark (noodle vague), Saturday, 29 October 2005 20:02 (twenty years ago)

Why do they call it 'taking a dump' when you're really LEAVING a dump and not taking it annywhere?

― Jimmy Mod wants you to tighten the strings on your corset (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 29 October 2005 20:47 (twenty years ago)

Wait, you're supposed to leave it there?

― Paul in Santa Cruz (Paul in Santa Cruz), Saturday, 29 October 2005 20:56 (twenty years ago)

*shakes head sadly*

― Jimmy Mod wants you to tighten the strings on your corset (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 29 October 2005 20:58 (twenty years ago)

it's like taking a shvitz

― jagged little filly (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 29 October 2005 21:44 (twenty years ago)

four months pass...
nabisco
ally
other ally
tracer hand
gem
gear
kim
stevem
ailsa
mattdc
jbr
t''t
carly
s1ocki
cathy
jimmy mod
everyone else!

― crusha, Tuesday, 21 March 2006 00:56 (twenty years ago)

i forgot:
pleasant plains
sunny successor

― crusha, Tuesday, 21 March 2006 01:37 (twenty years ago)

the wdyll threads make this a million times worse

― nervous (cochere), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 01:53 (twenty years ago)

and yeah i have two or three

― nervous (cochere), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 01:54 (twenty years ago)

everyone else!

score!

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 04:57 (twenty years ago)

Man, I thought I would've said on here by now I had a crush on Tep, but he knows already so like, thats ok.

Also Dyson. Muaha.

― Trayce is eefil (trayce), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 05:06 (twenty years ago)

smedley or smash.

― kephm (kephm), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 05:16 (twenty years ago)

¿Dyson? I thought he went by Thermo Thinwall these days.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 07:11 (twenty years ago)

Sorry, that was sort of a Ken L post.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 07:16 (twenty years ago)

I have a couple. BUT THEY CAN NEVER HAPPEN! (I imagine)

― steal compass, drive north, disappear (tissp), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 11:05 (twenty years ago)

I love that Mr. JOnes!

― Mr Jones (Mr Jones), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 15:20 (twenty years ago)

posting to ile would be pointless without an ile crush!

― POOP BITCH (Mandee), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 15:27 (twenty years ago)

Haha, Mandee. Ditto going to work, leaving the house, getting out of pajamas....

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 15:29 (twenty years ago)

Sigh, I guess life must be pointless. Funny. I feel kinda happy for pointlessness, though.

― Hello Cthulhu (kate), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 15:30 (twenty years ago)

LIFE IS POINTLESS ONCE YOU ARE OLD UGLY AND PRONE TO VIOLENT MOOD SWINGS DUE TO YOUR ROTTING WOMB

― R.I.P. Concrete Octopus ]-`: is a guy with a belly button piercing (ex machina), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 15:32 (twenty years ago)

you're not so old jon?

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 15:34 (twenty years ago)

ken c, btw

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 15:34 (twenty years ago)

Before you comment about wombs please wean self from THE TEAT, boy.

― suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 15:35 (twenty years ago)

Suzy

― The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 15:36 (twenty years ago)

dont you fancy RJG, kate?

― POOP BITCH (Mandee), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 15:37 (twenty years ago)

oh doesn't everyone though?

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 15:38 (twenty years ago)

Nah, not any more. He started being all, like, actually polite and reasonable towards me. So it stopped being fun to wind him up. He's lovely, but not a real crush.

― Hello Cthulhu (kate), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 15:38 (twenty years ago)

I don't fancy RJG.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 15:40 (twenty years ago)

He'll be heartbroken

― Dadaismus, the Male Poster (Dada), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 15:41 (twenty years ago)

is a crush still a crush if the love/sexxing has been realised?

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 15:42 (twenty years ago)

What, you and RJG?

― Dadaismus, the Male Poster (Dada), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 15:43 (twenty years ago)

I used to have an ILX crush on TISSP!, but now apparently he's gone and cut his hair and all.

Wait, I know! I have an ILX Crush on Johnney B's treacle pudding. Oh yes. Swoon.

― Hello Cthulhu (kate), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 15:44 (twenty years ago)

Yes it counts! I have a crush on my husband. (He only posts to one thread, generally, but still.)

― Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 15:44 (twenty years ago)

Ken, depends on whether their emails/phone calls/recollections still make your central nervous system short out.

Sigh, I guess life must be pointless. Funny. I feel kinda happy for pointlessness, though.

Oh hush, don't be silly, I was almost crushless for all 2005 -- now I'm just in a phase. Sometimes you just need the space for other things, and that's good! If it were always spring in ALL our hearts, we'd never get anything else done.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 15:47 (twenty years ago)

The failed pulling thing made me remember how lovely Remy was. Does he still post here?

― Anna (Anna), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 15:48 (twenty years ago)

I used to have an ILX crush on TISSP!, but now apparently he's gone and cut his hair and all.

It's not actually *that* short. Plus, it will grow back.

I have two three four ILX crushes.

― steal compass, drive north, disappear (tissp), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 15:49 (twenty years ago)

Before you comment about wombs please wean self from THE TEAT, boy.
-- suzy (theartskooldisk...) (webmail), March 21st, 2006 10:35 AM. (suzy) (later) (link)

I've always been more of an ass man.

― R.I.P. Concrete Octopus ]-`: is a guy with a belly button piercing (ex machina), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 15:50 (twenty years ago)

I spent several hours on Saturday in the bedroom of a former crush. I did get a bit gooey, but it might have been the pink wine. I actually feel more... clear-headed in my crushless state.

― Hello Cthulhu (kate), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 15:50 (twenty years ago)

I need more crushes, for real.

― POOP BITCH (Mandee), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 15:52 (twenty years ago)

Comma missing? (xxpost)

― Dadaismus, the Male Poster (Dada), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 15:53 (twenty years ago)

I have an ILX crush, and I have done for aaages, but I never got round to actually DOING anything about it, not really. My chance must be missed now, worse luck.

― Johnny B Was Quizzical (Johnney B), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 15:55 (twenty years ago)

I did get a bit gooey

DUDE KEEP THAT IN THE RUMPIE THREADS KTHXBYE

― R.I.P. Concrete Octopus ]-`: is a guy with a belly button piercing (ex machina), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 15:55 (twenty years ago)

Who was it, Johnny B?

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 15:56 (twenty years ago)

lol dada

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:00 (twenty years ago)

Yes J you have to fess up and let ILE decide if it's too late or not. You can't possibly be trusted to know.

― Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:12 (twenty years ago)

I am the 15th most crushable ILXor today! woo!

― Cathy (Cathy), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:20 (twenty years ago)

Let sleeping crushes lie...

― Hello Cthulhu (kate), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:21 (twenty years ago)

funny that t''t got mentioned. is he around much?

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:22 (twenty years ago)

Oh no, I've long ago learnt that telling anyone anything = anything not happening, so I'll keep my fingers crossed and keep stum.

― Johnny B Was Quizzical (Johnney B), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:23 (twenty years ago)

I've had a long-standing crush on LeCoq and I've felt the gentle stirrings of a new one on Grimly Fiendish.

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:33 (twenty years ago)

Girl crushes: Laurel, robyn.
Boy crushes: nabisco, Tep.

― Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:36 (twenty years ago)

I wouldn't mind having a few ILX crushes

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:50 (twenty years ago)

Archel has good taste.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:50 (twenty years ago)

nice try, winding me up, btw, Hello Cthulhu

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:55 (twenty years ago)

Who are you and why are you stalking me? :-P

― Hello Cthulhu (kate), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:56 (twenty years ago)

I find that the best way to wind RJG up is to agree with him.

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:56 (twenty years ago)

rjg otm

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:57 (twenty years ago)

you fools

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:58 (twenty years ago)

quite

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 17:00 (twenty years ago)

haha, you fool

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 17:02 (twenty years ago)

i said QUIET

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 17:03 (twenty years ago)

what a fool...

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 17:03 (twenty years ago)

I was sammiched between two of Archel's the other week :D

― R.I.P. Concrete Octopus ]-`: is a guy with a belly button piercing (ex machina), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 17:04 (twenty years ago)

... believes (xpost)

― Dadaismus, the Male Poster (Dada), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 17:06 (twenty years ago)

Haha, true! But then you went home with someone else entirely. (XP)

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 17:06 (twenty years ago)

aw, archel :) - I also want to say that ...I have a crush on my husband. (He only posts to one thread, generally, but still.) is the CUTEST. I am only ever getting married if that is how I feel, esp re: internet activity, haha.

xpost - i was not involved in that sammich.

I do have ilx crushes too, yeah, of course.

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 17:07 (twenty years ago)

I have had you in my sofabed though robyn. As it were.

― Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 17:09 (twenty years ago)

...

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 17:11 (twenty years ago)

It is the irresistable combination of me + sofabeds that has won many a heart, IT"S TRUE.

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 17:16 (twenty years ago)

oh, + booze and eurovision.

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 17:16 (twenty years ago)

I have a longstanding crush on LeCoq, too. Plus about um, five others.

― POOP BITCH (Mandee), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 17:21 (twenty years ago)

Mandee and Marianna.

― pixel farmer (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 18:10 (twenty years ago)

I have been in a sofabed with Archel too. She gets around. (Jerry the Nipper was sandwiched in the middle of us, as I recall)

― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 18:13 (twenty years ago)

jesus this is getting perverse

― POOP BITCH (Mandee), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 18:15 (twenty years ago)

you don't want to know about the semi-naked Ally C in the same room then, I presume?

― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 18:18 (twenty years ago)

Which half was naked?

― Dadaismus, the Male Poster (Dada), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 18:19 (twenty years ago)

left half

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 18:20 (twenty years ago)

I've snogged Marianna! Hah! (OK, onstage, without tongues, but still.)

I've also had ILX0r 3... wait, no 4 in a bed action! But I will not reveal who the other ILX0rs were.

(And we were actually only watching movies on my laptop, but you don't need to know that.)

― Hello Cthulhu (kate), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 18:20 (twenty years ago)

Mandee check yr email

― steal compass, drive north, disappear (tissp), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 18:22 (twenty years ago)

is this still about crushes? or are we talking crushes due to too many people in one bed?

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 18:22 (twenty years ago)

I hope the people I've mentioned don't think it's too creepy because they probably don't know me from Adam given that I don't contribute very often. But anyway...

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 21:22 (twenty years ago)

Awwwww, ladydi. I had no idea you harboured such feelings for the poster "JTS" (who it obviously is). I'm flattered, but I tell you one thing, I'm not easy. When I make it that far down the queue (like a big sexy Pacman), we shall see!!!

― JTS (JTS), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 22:25 (twenty years ago)

Oh... and you had the foresight to tell me about it a full 2 and a half years before I even started posting......

― JTS (JTS), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 22:26 (twenty years ago)

i've pretty much had it with ile crushes.

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 23:30 (twenty years ago)

i know adam more than penelope but that's only because he posts on ilwwe.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 23:36 (twenty years ago)

with getting NEW ile crushes, that is, the one(s) i have are pretty much set in stone.

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 23:39 (twenty years ago)

Penelope, it is ALL good. mandee knows I reciprocate...that's all good too.

Some of my others: killy, lauren p (so cuet, so fulla wisdom)

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Friday, 24 March 2006 23:30 (twenty years ago)

I can't believe colette hasn't been mentioned constantly on this thread!

― richardk (Richard K), Friday, 24 March 2006 23:45 (twenty years ago)

Take her, dude.

― Jimmy Mod: GRILL ENSPEKTOR (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 24 March 2006 23:53 (twenty years ago)

I won't say any names, but I've proposed one ILXor and sent a self-penned "dirty" short story to another one.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Saturday, 25 March 2006 16:57 (twenty years ago)

You won't say any names? So not, like, Mandee and Luna?

― jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 26 March 2006 07:47 (twenty years ago)

Damn! Nothing escapes you... ;)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 26 March 2006 10:34 (twenty years ago)

wow, the early part of this thread feels like a universe away somehow.

I have an ILX crush but don't care to reveal it. it's on someone who has yet to post to this thread.

― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Monday, 27 March 2006 06:03 (twenty years ago)

It's me, isn't it, you saucy bugger?

― Momus (Momus), Monday, 27 March 2006 13:43 (twenty years ago)

lolz

― lolz, Monday, 27 March 2006 13:50 (twenty years ago)

I thought I was your ILE crush Matos! You two-timing sod!

;)

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 02:15 (twenty years ago)

We should just play Spin the Bottle and have done with it.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 02:46 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

LETS BURY THE HATCHET
quit meta-hatin'!
start meta-lovin'.

i of course have an ile crush on the reverend.

― homosexual II, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 03:14 (seventeen years ago)

I know your intentions are pure as the driven snow (why does it have to be driven, anyway?), but ILE luv threads get nasty just as fast as any other ones. :(

― kenan, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 03:18 (seventeen years ago)

i have an ile crush on the rev too

― max, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 03:18 (seventeen years ago)

yeah me too

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 03:19 (seventeen years ago)

LADIES OF ILE WHO/THAT I LOVE

you know who you are so there's no reason to say

― jergïns, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 03:20 (seventeen years ago)

I was self-googling the excelsior thread the other day (yes I am a small small man), and I think the Reverend has a crush on me.

― kenan, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 03:21 (seventeen years ago)

I um... er... blush.... I have a crush on ILX System OMGIMSOEMBARRASED

― Trayce, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 03:22 (seventeen years ago)

just trying to keep it positive kenan

― homosexual II, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 03:22 (seventeen years ago)

I think the Reverend has a crush on me.

the envy of us all

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 03:23 (seventeen years ago)

I know someone from around here has a crush on me, what with all the love letters scribbled with "Our Love: C/D?", but I just don't know who it is.

― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 04:01 (seventeen years ago)

So many posts and no-one has a crush on me. Am I that ugly? I prefer to call it charismatic. Ruggedly, unconventionally charismatic.

― moley, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 04:18 (seventeen years ago)

Ugly but interesting.

― moley, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 04:30 (seventeen years ago)

Alright, ugly.

― moley, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 04:30 (seventeen years ago)

Tom Waits: "My friends say I'm ugly / I got a masculine face"

― kenan, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 04:31 (seventeen years ago)

at least you're interesting, moley

― jergïns, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 04:31 (seventeen years ago)

if someone revealed they had a crush on me i'd just feel sorry for them

― homosexual II, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 04:32 (seventeen years ago)

AWWWW! Mandee, how many times must we tell you you're cute?!

:) :) :)

― kenan, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 04:35 (seventeen years ago)

I WASNT FISHIN' !

just full of pity!!!!!!!

― homosexual II, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 04:36 (seventeen years ago)

guess i won't be doing that then

― electricsound, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 04:46 (seventeen years ago)

*Tears up flight tickets*

― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 04:48 (seventeen years ago)

three months pass...

thx fr th lv!

― The Reverend, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 06:26 (seventeen years ago)

nabisco
ally
other ally
tracer hand
gem
gear
kim
stevem
ailsa
mattdc
jbr
t''t
carly
s1ocki
cathy
jimmy mod
everyone else!

-- crusha, Monday, March 20, 2006 6:56 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link
i forgot:
pleasant plains
sunny successor

-- crusha, Monday, March 20, 2006 7:37 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

i like how crusha is all everyone else! and then oh pp and ss. will we ever fit in?

― sunny successor, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 13:58 (seventeen years ago)

haha ouch

― dell, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 14:39 (seventeen years ago)

then think what it's like when you don't even make the "oops i forgot" list!!!!

― ken c, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 14:40 (seventeen years ago)

it's crushing

― wanko ergo sum, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 14:42 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.adrants.com/images/crusha1.jpg

― blueski, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 14:51 (seventeen years ago)

my love hasn't died for the rev

― homosexual II, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 15:25 (seventeen years ago)

You're all hot. I mean it, funny goes a long way with me. But I think its obv who my crush is....*wink*
Do you have to put up a pic to make it on this 'crush list'? I want in!

― VeronaInTheClub, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 16:26 (seventeen years ago)

Luna is hawt.

― Party Sausage, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 16:28 (seventeen years ago)

Now we know were all the lurkers go. Hi lurkers!

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ILE Crushes 	537

― double dash (onimo), Thursday, 11 September 2008 11:13 (seventeen years ago)

Obviously as a married lady I don't have crushes however I have to say that after seeing him in live chatz Mr. Curtis S. is adorable. His pics don't do him justice. The kid has an awesome and infectious smile.

― ENBB, Thursday, 11 September 2008 14:48 (seventeen years ago)

if i see that guy around her i'm going to fucking kill him

― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 11 September 2008 15:01 (seventeen years ago)

supposed to be 'here' not 'her' but that works

― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 11 September 2008 15:01 (seventeen years ago)

You couldn't hurt a fly - nice try.

― Fr. Jemima Racktouey (ENBB), Thursday, 11 September 2008 15:02 (seventeen years ago)

Does anyone still have ILX Crushes? They seem very 2003 to me.

― the pinefox, Thursday, 11 September 2008 15:07 (seventeen years ago)

Maybe 2004.

― the pinefox, Thursday, 11 September 2008 15:07 (seventeen years ago)

seems '04 to me too

― roxymuzak, Thursday, 11 September 2008 17:13 (seventeen years ago)

we live in a post-crush world.

― Logged Out (jel --), Thursday, 11 September 2008 17:15 (seventeen years ago)

we are all ilx crushes now

― mookieproof, Thursday, 11 September 2008 17:16 (seventeen years ago)

im not a player i just crush alot

― update prefs (ice crӕm), Thursday, 11 September 2008 17:17 (seventeen years ago)

looooool at this thread

― omar little, Thursday, 11 September 2008 17:23 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

rrrobyn
nijoli

― mookieproof, Friday, 26 February 2010 04:19 (sixteen years ago)

three years pass...

does ilx even spawn any crushes anymore?

― homosexual II, Tuesday, 29 October 2013 00:48 (twelve years ago)

;_;

― mh, Tuesday, 29 October 2013 01:01 (twelve years ago)

is spite a kind of crush?

― j., Tuesday, 29 October 2013 01:05 (twelve years ago)

I really only have crushes on other ilxors' cats and dogs at this point.

― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 29 October 2013 01:07 (twelve years ago)

luna

― mh, Tuesday, 29 October 2013 01:08 (twelve years ago)

I think I stopped getting ile crushes around 2004 or 2005

;_; indeed

― homosexual II, Tuesday, 29 October 2013 01:11 (twelve years ago)

im not a player i just crush alot

yup

― mh, Tuesday, 29 October 2013 01:22 (twelve years ago)

BENSON BETTER BE ONE OF THOSE, FEVER.

― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 01:25 (twelve years ago)

;)

― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 01:25 (twelve years ago)

*searches thread history*

throw yr hands in the air if you said things embarrassing in retrospect in here

― mh, Tuesday, 29 October 2013 01:29 (twelve years ago)

Oh plz, Benson is crush #1 y'all

― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 29 October 2013 01:37 (twelve years ago)

how is the weather over there on cuddlestein mtn

― mh, Tuesday, 29 October 2013 01:44 (twelve years ago)

:)

― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 01:46 (twelve years ago)

xp - think the birds have flown south for the winter

― Taylor Swift fucking sounds (sarahell), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 01:48 (twelve years ago)

I think my biggest ilx crush at this point is on....a str8 dude ;_; *throws smoke bomb, disappears*

― old homophobic boom bap rap traditionalist (The Reverend), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 04:38 (twelve years ago)

i think my biggest ilx crush at this point is on ... a gay dude *spontaneously combusts*

― midnight outdoor nude frolic up north goes south (Eric H.), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 04:56 (twelve years ago)

i have been known to get totally crushed out

― the tune was space, Tuesday, 29 October 2013 06:27 (twelve years ago)

I still got a major soft spot for a couple of yrs.

― taxi tomato or bag tomato (Trayce), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 06:52 (twelve years ago)

Does anyone remember the person on the 'lurkers say hello' thread who popped up to say that they had a crush on contenderizer? Is that person still around?

― kirti madam you're not a gag mrs thatcher eighty advantage and myspace (soref), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 09:47 (twelve years ago)

And not long after that contenderizer photos started appearing on the WDYLL threads? (I think it was after?) Did that person see the contenderizer photos? Did they bring the crush to an end, or fan the flames of your passion to still greater heights?

(NB when I ask if the photos brought the crush to end I don't mean to imply that I'm disparaging contenderizer's looks, I think that by pretty much any metric contenderizer is a good looking man, certainly based om the evidence of his WDYLL posts.

― kirti madam you're not a gag mrs thatcher eighty advantage and myspace (soref), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 09:50 (twelve years ago)

it's just that actually seeing what someone looks like may be detrimental to a crush, when they are just words on a page they are more crushable maybe?)

― kirti madam you're not a gag mrs thatcher eighty advantage and myspace (soref), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 09:52 (twelve years ago)

not to a sock puppet, no

― Taylor Swift fucking sounds (sarahell), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 09:55 (twelve years ago)

hey, socks have feelings too

― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVzmecHQ4TM (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 09:57 (twelve years ago)

The person who expressed an interest in contenderizer was a sock?

― kirti madam you're not a gag mrs thatcher eighty advantage and myspace (soref), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 09:57 (twelve years ago)

perhaps

― Taylor Swift fucking sounds (sarahell), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 09:59 (twelve years ago)

http://hastilyputtogether.com/archive/2006-05-04.gif

― kirti madam you're not a gag mrs thatcher eighty advantage and myspace (soref), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 09:59 (twelve years ago)

all my socks were v passionate

― Taylor Swift fucking sounds (sarahell), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 09:59 (twelve years ago)

like what kind of crushes are we even talking about? like secretly wishing someone declared you were the best poster ever and believed in their heart of hearts that you were eternally otm?

― Taylor Swift fucking sounds (sarahell), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 10:13 (twelve years ago)

Shari Lewis has a lot to answer five.

― Mark G, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 10:14 (twelve years ago)

Does anyone remember the person on the 'lurkers say hello' thread who popped up to say that they had a crush on contenderizer? Is that person still around?

...And not long after that contenderizer photos started appearing on the WDYLL threads? (I think it was after?) Did that person see the contenderizer photos? Did they bring the crush to an end, or fan the flames of your passion to still greater heights?

― kirti madam you're not a gag mrs thatcher eighty advantage and myspace (soref), Wednesday, October 30, 2013 2:50 AM (6 days ago)

egad, never search for your own name

― pervilege as a meme (contenderizer), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 12:00 (twelve years ago)

party sausage

― midwife christless (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 12:09 (twelve years ago)

Does anyone remember the person on the 'lurkers say hello' thread who popped up to say that they had a crush on contenderizer? Is that person still around?

Oh, ha! Surprised anyone remembers that. I'm still around, still a lurker, definitely not a sock. And the flames were fanned, of course. :)

― Cherish, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 15:21 (twelve years ago)

omg

― homosexual II, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 15:24 (twelve years ago)

aw yeah

― Treeship, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 15:24 (twelve years ago)

full circle

― contenderizer, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 15:24 (twelve years ago)

plus hi, c ;)

― contenderizer, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 15:25 (twelve years ago)

luv

― homosexual II, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 15:26 (twelve years ago)

contenderizer, cool it before you make cherish faint

― Treeship, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 15:29 (twelve years ago)

u fukken dawg

― midwife christless (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 15:35 (twelve years ago)

I think my biggest ilx crush at this point is on....a str8 dude ;_;

well, a number of them are hotties, but i'm not sure who's pliable.

― eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 16:04 (twelve years ago)

i have many ilxor-related crushes, but they're more of the "hey i'd like to hang out with that dude/chick irl and talk about movies/music/art/etc with them" and not so much the wanting-to-boff kind (though there are a couple of those too).

― clouds, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 18:27 (twelve years ago)

I definitely recommend stalking someone through ILX for five years before making your move. Hahaha!

― Cherish, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 18:29 (twelve years ago)

I would chill w/clouds

― mh, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 18:38 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s09LuDYX12g

― Bart get out I'm piss (am0n), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 18:40 (twelve years ago)

Cherish is the word I use to describe
All the feeling that I have hiding here for you inside
You don't know how many times I've wished that I had told you
You don't know how many times I've wished that I could hold you
You don't know how many times I've wished that I could
Mold you into someone who could
Cherish me as much as I cherish you
And I do... cherish you
And I do... cherish you
Cherish is the word

― buzza, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 18:42 (twelve years ago)

I had a brief crush on the snorg girl, but we both changed and she became more distant.

― Aimless, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 18:44 (twelve years ago)

I was all about "Centipedes? In My Vagina?" lady for a little while but then, y'know...centipedes.

― Blood Ass IV: Blood Fling (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 18:52 (twelve years ago)

This is the thread where you logout, name your crush, and everybody else tries to guess who the crushers are...

― pplains, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 18:54 (twelve years ago)

i think for it to be a real crush you have to maybe obsess a TEENSY bit and on ilx i think this would mean searching out old WDYLL threads. and printing the pictures and putting them in a little room in a basement of your house with candle shrines. okay, maybe not. but seeking out old pictures seems normal to me. i can't say i've ever done that on here. not that you aren't all fabulous sexgods. pretty sure the only internet crushes i've had are confined to gr8ee's facebook friends. aloha indeed!

― scott seward, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 19:58 (twelve years ago)

what if you print out the pictures and keep them in a very special cigar box?

― contenderizer, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 20:07 (twelve years ago)

(trigger warning)

― contenderizer, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 20:07 (twelve years ago)

Person who said they were crushing on both me and sunny -- doesn't really sound like a crush.

― pplains, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 20:09 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

dayo
kate78
Alex in MTL

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

― when a real whiney hold you down, you sposed to drown (The Reverend), Thursday, 12 December 2013 18:18 (twelve years ago)

yesssss

― homosexual II, Thursday, 12 December 2013 18:45 (twelve years ago)

very good list

― mh, Thursday, 12 December 2013 19:36 (twelve years ago)

:+)

― when a real whiney hold you down, you sposed to drown (The Reverend), Thursday, 12 December 2013 19:56 (twelve years ago)

Fizzles and he knows it; he is the bestest

― Branwell Bell, Thursday, 12 December 2013 20:14 (twelve years ago)

Aw, thanks boo <3

― 乒乓, Thursday, 12 December 2013 21:18 (twelve years ago)

luv u bae, you're so cute and awesome <3

― The Reverend, Thursday, 12 December 2013 21:22 (twelve years ago)

seconded

― clouds, Friday, 13 December 2013 04:40 (twelve years ago)


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